#i hate you jake english

[dirkstridersboyfriend]

I want him dead I want to punch him so hard he chokes on his own vomit and dies

[slavhew]

i reread this scene and i could just. picture it. so vividly.

[agayhomestuck]

(Bonus option would be whatever the hell hussie insert was getting into)

[cringefail-clown]

GODFUCKING DAMMIT IT GOT ME AGAIN

[twainbooble]

im so ill goodbye world

[spideypawz]

that fucking Jake that I hate

[shittyjakeenglish]

Day 108

remembering the (/animations) in my description

[eridude]

I don’t know if you take requests but if you do could you pretty please draw jaketav?

:]

talking about nerd stuff, probably!

[checkonthemark]

I CANT DRAW HIM PROPERLY I FUCKING HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE H

[exaltior-a]

Jake English, freshly broken up with, feeling like shit: yeah i dont know if i ever really was in love with dirk as much as you were roxy i mean maybe i just dont feel that way about anyone maybe im just meant to be alone forever or something. do you think everyone hates me btw

the fandom for some reason, completely unironicly: yeah jake didn't really have feelings for dirk. their relationship meant nothing which is why they didn't work out. jakes probably completely aroace too actually hes better off completely alone lol

[softesteshouten]

KERLNG;MFNGKTJ TKRGMEL,FW;.DF;LRM'EKG;N NJTKMRLE

OPH MY FUKCING GOD I'M DYING HOLY SHIT

BESTT JAKE LINE 2024 HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[daevstroders]

underrated combo is jake and rose. she would be so fascinated by the absolute fucked up things that goes on in that brain while outwardly it looks like elevator music plays between his ears and want to pick him apart and pin him like a bug. and he would just want to fuck with her as much as possible. throw out the most batshit balls to the walls insane things that are actually true and then offer absolutely no explanation and leave her to scramble together the pieces and scribble furiously in her fifth notebook she has trying to figure the man out.

tldr she would try to psychically murder him and he would do it to her without even trying.

[emotional-moss]

[through gritted teeth] t4t dirkjake …….

someone help the quality is always horrible

[cringefail-clown]

AS SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN A JAKEHAL LOVER FOR YEARS (as evidenced by @dirkjakehal and @lomax) I AM SO DELIGHTED TO SEE SOMEONE TAKING IT TO THE MASSES.... thank you for doing gods work

these bitches got me in a chokehold and im making it everyone elses problem

[radiovys]

i was trying to model something based on that jake picture i just rbed but i think it would be infinitely funnier if i just left it like this gn everyone

[id : a simple 3d model of jake english. instead of his normal hairstyle, he has a short bowl cut. end id]

[timaeusturntech]

Tripp pants are a requirement for everyone at the wedding, it's just that ours (and Kermit's) have to be more flashy than everyone else's. I'm sewing a cutie mark onto the ass of mine and nobody can stop me. Also, the vows will practically be a full-length feature film. Though now I'm curious, what kind of cake are we having?

Listen most of the doubles I've met are fine (except this one where every time I'd talk about someone I want or whatever they'd be like "guess what :3 I'm like that" like alright fuckwad get out, this is MY blog.) Dirk splinter superiority complex is a real thing and I'm blaming you for it. Dove inherits southern accent and love of Mccafferty, I inherit...being better than everyone. I guess. Also it's funny because I've met a gazillion Hals but only one other Dirk besides you. So based off that you're technically best Dirk

JAKE FUCKING ENGLISH. HATE. LET ME TELL YOU- (gets shot)

Yeah. I don't like Jake. Back when I first formed it was a lot worse and I've sort of(?) gotten over it (not really). I remember a while back there were a lot of people in my inbox being like "well what if he felt bad about how he treated you?" and "I wonder how much you think about him?" which honestly only made it worse with those implications. I don't really have any issues with Jake fictives, never have but FUCK. I hate that stupid fucking piece of shit and I'd give him the IHNMAIMS treatment minus the toxic yaoi. I'll never be in toxic yaoi with Jake English

Oh yeah, for sure. The guests all have to wear vanilla Tripps, it's the dresscode. We can have all kinds of cool patches on ours though. Hell, I'll sew a matching cutiemark on mine's ass. The romance, swoon. We'll be a better ship than Appledash ever was. And I'm not actually too picky on cakes, at least flavor-wise. Probably orange or cherry or something like that. The decorations will be exacting, though. Thirteen tiers, each with shittier references than the last. I manage to somehow JPG artifact several of the layers. There are SBAHJ toppers. You know how it goes.

Lord, the superiority complex is real, I fear. I experience the 'I am More Dirk than them' moments far too often. And then spazz when I feel as though someone is better at being me than I am, but that's just the subjectively worse side of that coin. We've met plenty of Dirk introjects but I'm honestly not sure we've ever met another Hal besides one in an ex-friend's, so that's interesting. I wasn't aware there was a niche of Hals out there that I was missing out on. I almost feel betrayed, here. Guess it's alright though since I've also been bequeathed the 'Best Dirk' award out of lack of competition.

I would also give Jake English the IHNMAIMS treatment without the toxic yaoi. Dude. Dude. Again, I've mellowed out slightly about it as well - I'm not running off fictives or anything anymore, which was very much a real thing I used to do, like I said. But there is certainly still a large measure of resentment there, and I don't interact with content of him or fictives whenever possible. He's already pretty intolerable in source, but my memories of him just make it that much worse. He's such a fucking dick. And honestly this is a pretty well-known thing for people who've talked to me more than once or twice, but a solid seventy percent of the reason I can't stand him is the way he treated you/Hal. Pisses me off because although I haven't always been the best about the way I treated splinters, obviously I've fucking grown and learned to treat them like fully realized people. That's something that he, at least in canon, was never capable of. In general he was never capable of treating the people around him with respect. I may have had problems with boundaries, but that was always out of care for my loved ones, not a total lack of shits to give for anyone but myself. Fucking English, man.