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fuck canon Blackarachnia is actually a mother of three dinobot children that she loves very dearly
They were all malfunctioning dinosaur robots for kids that Sumdac made and he threw them out and Blackarachnia found them in the garbage and took them in. I'm literally a story writer for TFA you have to believe me.
She loves them so much. I love them so much.
#dinobots#transformers#transformers animated#blackarachnia#grimlock#swoop#snarl#shes literally their mom#i hate you canon#old art
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The OG Herobrine is just funny to me
#minecraft#herobrine#canon vs fanon#i made this before going to bed#no hate on you guys#I only made this as a joke#my stuff#meme post
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JAYCES HAND CUPPING VIKTORS NECK OH MY GOD I NEED TO DIE
#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane act three#arcane act 3#viktor#viktor arcane#jayce talis#jayce#jayvik#jayvik you have moved me#oh my god#soulmates#literal soulmates#i hate gay people#gay ppl and their situationships#i hate them (affectionate)#i just died#i lobe you jayvik#i love you so much#did i mention i love jayvik#meant for eachother#i never doubted you jayce#jayvik canon#arcane thank you so much#arcane spoilers#why are gay people so tragic#they make me sick#they were so insane for this#guys i cant process this#what the fuck
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dunno if you take reqjests but
reader drawing on bakugos hand while theyre studying
PLAGUESMMY DREAMS BRO I WANNA SEE UR TAKE ON IT
katsuki had dragged you to his room to start studying for the practical exams. you groaned and whined the whole way, he was an academic, and so he was really big on being ‘focused’ and ‘committed’ to the work.
as he questioned you on quadratics and gave you a question to solve, as if you'd be able to solve it. you slammed your head against the table in frustration, as he continued solving the problem as if nothing was wrong. you pouted, you chin on the table as you watched him. one of his hands free as the others did all the work.
you were just so bored, your palms were already out of space from when you were doodling earlier so,
you started to draw on his hand, he was startled by the sudden feeling of a pen on his hand, jerking slightly. “don't move you're gonna ruin it!”
“fuck are ya’ doing anyways? we're supposed to be studying?”
“i'm bored. just do it yourself.”
his face scrunched up in annoyance as he finished up his work, doing his best not to move his hand.
you were actually really focused, or maybe you were just taking a long time because you wanted to hold his hand. who knows.
when you finished, clicking your pen again with a satisfied nod, he looked over his hand, eyebrows raised in surprise.
he actually really liked it. it looked like a mosaic almost, you drawing whatever had come to your mind, some of the things invoking his interests. small explosion doodles mixed in with flowers, chibi doodles of the two of you with heart in between, and a little skull reminiscent of his shirt.
he was so distracted by it, he didn't notice you copying down all of his answers.
almost.
he grabbed your face in his other hand, squishing your cheeks and forcing your lips into a pout. he silently looked over you for a second, pecking your lips briefly before resuming his original position.
“draw me some shit on a piece of paper next time, 'don't want it to get ruined.”
with another kiss to your lips, he handed a flustered you a piece of paper,
“but do your own work, baby.”
with a fastened heart and face dusted with pink, you'd never finished an assignment faster.
#i hate math#katsuki is so smart canonically it's insane#lilac asks❤︎︎#bakugo x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugo#bakugo x y/n#bakugo katuski#bakugo x you#bakugo fluff#katsuki x you#bakugo drabble#mha x you#mha fluff#mha drabbles#bakugo oneshot#katsuki x y/n#katsuki bakugo mha#katsuki x reader#bnha bakugo katsuki
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Extremely bad batgirls comic I made featuring Steph's sex life and Cass' ability to read everything but the room
#dc comics#dc#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#batgirls#feels really wrong not tagging their ship here. they could be in an open relationship if you want#and Cass is either aspec or not down for sex for another reason and they've talked about it and whatnot#or it's just cass wingmaning steph#also those little scribbles in the bg are. vaguely circuit breaker and red canary BUT ONLY BC I BLANKED ON CHARACTERS-#-IN STEPH AND CASS' AGE GROUP WHO AREN'T GAY MEN OR TIM OR KON OR BART#i could've just had steph fuck a woman but i liked to imagine this could happen in canon. if DC were based (worse. much worse)#anyway normally i hate uploading bad drawings in poor quality but that just felt like the correct medium for this idea#I'm working on two dc for gaza Commissions rn and im a bit blocked w the lineart rn but we're truckin!
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Yall need to remember that no matter how popular a fic gets (even if it’s literally the most popular fic on ao3) it still goes against fandom etiquette to publicly hate on it or say that it’s bad. Those opinions belong in private conversations or in your private bookmarks, nowhere else. Fanfics are gifts that we aren’t entitled to, and we have to treat them as such.
#mskingbean89 did not intend to write the new ‘canon’#and if i see one more person hating on atyd i will scream#there is a reason it became so popular its a fucking MASTERPIECE#if you dont agree shut the fuck up#ao3#marauders#atyd#harry potter#wolfstar#fanfiction#dead gay wizard#1k
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alfred livestreaming his breakdown to the entire us public (as his pr team devolves into chaos)
#hey. fellow americans. how we uh. how we feeling. how we doing. its not going great is it. hence this piece...#hws america#aph america#hetalia#my nyart#i know that canonically he streams silly stuff all the time. but that would Literally Never Be Allowed#his img is very tightly controlled... at least his gov tries LOL. hes too impulsive still!#'do you think alfred would do food reviews' in canon hetalia yeah. in my Mind Palace not really.#mind palace refers to my specific morbid interpretation of hetalia which is more Dark and Gritty /ref and Realistic (hl2 death sound effect#ok enough. gn#i struggled with trying to fix this for so long and yet its so simple.i even redrew it and STILL hated it.#idk maybe i used up all mah juice in that candygo/re piece X) still wanna drawwwwwwwwww mooooooreeee!
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this is how I remember the four swords manga
#my art#the legend of zelda#loz#four swords manga#blue link#red link#green link#vio link#ugh i hate tagging#what do you mean this isnt how the canon went? this is how i remember it#can you tell whos my favorite?#ill give you a hint#his name rhymes with two#Four Swords#Four Swords Adventure
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I just realized I can cross over my favorite characters and literally no one can stop me. This is way too much power.
(these captures are from gll99's GX fansub! you can find it free on their blog @/kaiowut99)
Part 2
#yugioh gx#ygo gx#judai yuki#yuki judai#jaden yuki#spiritshipping#ygo#yugioh#yugioh fanart#kh#kingdom hearts#sora#soriku#kh fanart#my art#this isn't even half of the heartbreaking lines I have screenshotted#this is my pitch watch yugioh gx#yes its about card games. its also about committing genocide (not exaggerating)#because the guy you love and also all of your friends died (their last words were how much they hate you)#followed by a season-long depression arc as you cope with the guilt of your sins#and growing up and learning to have fun again and also alchemy#and don't forget the card games#wait their clothing colors are literally inversions#this is what im saying if you love sora you'll love judai theyre the same dude#and if you love soriku... judai/johan is about as inarguably canon#I mean how much more canon can you get than “do you love him that much?”#and if you're coming from the ygo side go play kingdom hearts it's super gay and that's half the reason we're here right#thats a lot of tags... oh well
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Doodle dump because I have too many thoughts about them </3





Stupid shenanigans during their college era referencing this. Harold used to have a stupid moustache and goatee in that “I just started growing facial hair and idk what to do with it” kind of style.
Giving Melvin friends but also making him the shortest and the angriest out of the gang. He is friends with George and Harold and he hates it so much, he is entrenched in denial about it. His only two besties are each fathers of two and very much married, OF COURSE he's going to be mom/dad-friended to death.
They are judging you.
#I LOVE making them friends as adults but also collectively super dumb.#It doesn’t matter how smart you are- when you’re around your friends your average common sense levels just drop drastically - it’s a law.#I’M ALSO including the kids / younger versions in their shenanigans because fuck canon and fuck time space continuum.#I need them to have anachronistic stupid interactions NOW.#I like to think that George and Harold to be pretty good with their younger counterparts because they have experience with kids.#Meanwhile Melvin and HIS younger self are bickering and arguing every five second like two siblings with a big age gap and#absolutely HATE each other. Like an 18 year old moody brother with their 6 year old abnoxious little brother.#But if you really really REALLY squint you can kinnnd of see some sort of care between the two? In some sort of weird fucked up Melvin way?#It basically just consists of Melvin yelling and mini-him and dragging him out of school at 9pm like: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE#STUDYING YOU DUMB LITTLE SHIT- SCHOOL'S BEEN DONE AN HOUR AGO. GO SLEEP- YOU'RE GOING TO GET FUCKING BURNOUT#Anyways#my art#captain underpants#tetocu#the epic tales of captain underpants#george beard#harold hutchins#melvin sneedly#tw scopophobia#I'm so tired
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bastard münchen game night ⚔️
#blue lock#bllk#isagi yoichi#michael kaiser#alexis ness#kunigami rensuke#kurona ranze#yukimiya kenyu#kiyora jin#bastard munchen#today i learned a bastard is a type of sword did you guys know that#am i a fool#ANYWAY bm playing dnd has become a concept very near and dear to my heart#this is post canon time skip btw#ness being a total nerd about it just very excited to have people to play with#nobody knows the rules but they’re learning!!#kaiser ESPECIALLY doesn’t know the rules#and him and isagi just keep trying to fight each other#and they both obsessively study the game for the sole purpose of beating each other#ness finds it endearing#and they are NOT having fun they are NOT they HATE each other
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I am still not over the freaky quotes from Micheal’s signing stream, like tf you mean “Darling” and “Don’t make me beg” I AM GONNA STRANGLEMYSELFBFHFGH /pos
#my art#my artwork#tadc#the amazing digital circus#sketch#doodles#sketches#tadc jax#jax#tadc gangle#gangle#(The non-canon fanservice is killing me that I’m gonna repeat myself- HOW DARE YOU GET ME FLUSTEREDHHFHF 👹👹)#(Anyways thats enough I hate Jax again /silly)#(Also tagging this for funsies but you don’t gotta see this as a ship lol)#ribbun
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The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.
#(spoiler for the maths finale) 7 eats 9#mathblr#math memes#shitpost#locus other time#this is a joke don’t get too worried about it. I just wanted an excuse to say imaginary numbers are OCs#i would go more in depth but alas. as I’m making this I’m 16 so I haven’t learned all the fun maths lore yet#math#to reiterate: I am aware this is an oversimplification and not how maths works and nothing in maths is canon!#I am not trying to say square rooting negative numbers is stupid or impossible or saying imaginary numbers are a lie or anything like that#I just wanted to have a bit of fun with using fandom terms for numbers (and play off the stereotype of people who police “canon”)#no hate to mathematicians or the field of maths. You guys are cool. Sorry if it came off that way
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I don't know why, but, I kind of see your game Vanny as a disaster bisexual




VANNY IS THE QUEEN OF DISASTER..
#ask reply#it actually checks out especially with princess quest#literally the queen of disaster#I think Vanny can come off as mean cold strict etc#but I think that’s just due to her circumstances#it’s actually canon she really wants to be good at her job she just isn’t#and she couldn’t make friends at her og job outside of Luis#so Vanessa isn’t like as stand offish or uptight as she seems#I think she’d really like to have friends#has a soft spot for people who are far calmer than her#it’s a good balance to her own insanity#I think she just really wants some nice company family friends etc#I love you Vanessa nobody can make me hate you
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Dragons Rising really is the best sequel series for diehard Lloyd enjoyers, cause, yes, we acknowledge that he has panic attacks, crappy mental health, and also he's the grandson of God, but you know what really gets me? Lloyd is tired.
He's plagued with migraines (the visions are also migraines don't @ me), he's bemoaning about never getting a good nights sleep, hes struggling so hard to be a good leader and clearly doesn't have all the answers, and he's just some 20yo who's been cursed with saving the world since he was younger than his own students.
That's the realest way Lloyd could've ever been written in a future-series. It's what he is. But he's not angry (usually), he's not telling everyone to deal with it themselves, and he's not giving up. I love when Lloyd has finally had enough, but the real, genuine Lloyd? He'd never stop caring. He cares so much it'd kill him. He's tired and by god does he refuse to quit. I love that kid. Please get him a warm blanket
#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#lego ninjago#dragons rising#lego#lloyd garmadon#ninjago lloyd#text post#look at me i LOVE when lloyd decides to go FCK ALL OF YOU. IM HAVING A BREAK.#or like he gets so mad he starts beating the sht outta people (which is borderline canon honestly)#i love him w anger issues but rn? when its been a few years in the future?#hes chiller. he still sounds mad angry sometimes (love that) but hes like no. im a hero#he doesnt say 'im the hero again. unfortunately.' he says 'unfortunately for the world im its hero'#he just wants to do good but he hasnt had 8 hours uninterrupted sleep for like 5 years#hes doing his best and hes spreading himself thin till he breaks and THAT my friends#that is lloyd garmadon#he only bites when hes pushed to the limit. and god does he hate being pushed to the limit#ANYWAYS
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"You better not have drawn Stan and Kyle without hats with a pink color palette and with lyrics from a Weezer song"
me:
#fun fact: the collar of Kyle's coat is GREY. not green. 👍#color theory core#← as if I understood it myself#i was sleepy i had the color red selected and started cooking#by looking at this you may know I had a my little pony phase in my childhood#YES. KYLE LOOKS LIKE PINKIE PIE AND I LOVE THAT. YES#shout out who created the brush with stickers of kittens and cute stuff !! /vpos#my bf said that this drawing tasted like sugar. he's so real for that#especially cotton candy#and pink marshmallows :3#this may have errors bc I drew it by accident and at 2am#responsibilities becoming style drawings as usual LMAO#this song is so them in my au#and in canon WHO SAID THAT /hj#stan falling for kyle for the first time because of how PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL his hair is#spoiler: he is too#bisexual#← too stupid to realize i hate him /aff#artists on tumblr#south park#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#south park stan#sp stan#south park kyle#sp kyle#south park style#sp style#weezer#my art :3 !!
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