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fuck canon Blackarachnia is actually a mother of three dinobot children that she loves very dearly
They were all malfunctioning dinosaur robots for kids that Sumdac made and he threw them out and Blackarachnia found them in the garbage and took them in. I'm literally a story writer for TFA you have to believe me.
She loves them so much. I love them so much.
#dinobots#transformers#transformers animated#blackarachnia#grimlock#swoop#snarl#shes literally their mom#i hate you canon#old art
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JAYCES HAND CUPPING VIKTORS NECK OH MY GOD I NEED TO DIE
#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane act three#arcane act 3#viktor#viktor arcane#jayce talis#jayce#jayvik#jayvik you have moved me#oh my god#soulmates#literal soulmates#i hate gay people#gay ppl and their situationships#i hate them (affectionate)#i just died#i lobe you jayvik#i love you so much#did i mention i love jayvik#meant for eachother#i never doubted you jayce#jayvik canon#arcane thank you so much#arcane spoilers#why are gay people so tragic#they make me sick#they were so insane for this#guys i cant process this#what the fuck
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The OG Herobrine is just funny to me
#minecraft#herobrine#canon vs fanon#i made this before going to bed#no hate on you guys#I only made this as a joke#my stuff
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dunno if you take reqjests but
reader drawing on bakugos hand while theyre studying
PLAGUESMMY DREAMS BRO I WANNA SEE UR TAKE ON IT
katsuki had dragged you to his room to start studying for the practical exams. you groaned and whined the whole way, he was an academic, and so he was really big on being ‘focused’ and ‘committed’ to the work.
as he questioned you on quadratics and gave you a question to solve, as if you'd be able to solve it. you slammed your head against the table in frustration, as he continued solving the problem as if nothing was wrong. you pouted, you chin on the table as you watched him. one of his hands free as the others did all the work.
you were just so bored, your palms were already out of space from when you were doodling earlier so,
you started to draw on his hand, he was startled by the sudden feeling of a pen on his hand, jerking slightly. “don't move you're gonna ruin it!”
“fuck are ya’ doing anyways? we're supposed to be studying?”
“i'm bored. just do it yourself.”
his face scrunched up in annoyance as he finished up his work, doing his best not to move his hand.
you were actually really focused, or maybe you were just taking a long time because you wanted to hold his hand. who knows.
when you finished, clicking your pen again with a satisfied nod, he looked over his hand, eyebrows raised in surprise.
he actually really liked it. it looked like a mosaic almost, you drawing whatever had come to your mind, some of the things invoking his interests. small explosion doodles mixed in with flowers, chibi doodles of the two of you with heart in between, and a little skull reminiscent of his shirt.
he was so distracted by it, he didn't notice you copying down all of his answers.
almost.
he grabbed your face in his other hand, squishing your cheeks and forcing your lips into a pout. he silently looked over you for a second, pecking your lips briefly before resuming his original position.
“draw me some shit on a piece of paper next time, 'don't want it to get ruined.”
with another kiss to your lips, he handed a flustered you a piece of paper,
“but do your own work, baby.”
with a fastened heart and face dusted with pink, you'd never finished an assignment faster.
#i hate math#katsuki is so smart canonically it's insane#lilac asks❤︎︎#bakugo x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugo#bakugo x y/n#bakugo katuski#bakugo x you#bakugo fluff#katsuki x you#bakugo drabble#mha x you#mha fluff#mha drabbles#bakugo oneshot#katsuki x y/n#katsuki bakugo mha#katsuki x reader#bnha bakugo katsuki
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Extremely bad batgirls comic I made featuring Steph's sex life and Cass' ability to read everything but the room
#dc comics#dc#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#batgirls#feels really wrong not tagging their ship here. they could be in an open relationship if you want#and Cass is either aspec or not down for sex for another reason and they've talked about it and whatnot#or it's just cass wingmaning steph#also those little scribbles in the bg are. vaguely circuit breaker and red canary BUT ONLY BC I BLANKED ON CHARACTERS-#-IN STEPH AND CASS' AGE GROUP WHO AREN'T GAY MEN OR TIM OR KON OR BART#i could've just had steph fuck a woman but i liked to imagine this could happen in canon. if DC were based (worse. much worse)#anyway normally i hate uploading bad drawings in poor quality but that just felt like the correct medium for this idea#I'm working on two dc for gaza Commissions rn and im a bit blocked w the lineart rn but we're truckin!
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this is how I remember the four swords manga
#my art#the legend of zelda#loz#four swords manga#blue link#red link#green link#vio link#ugh i hate tagging#what do you mean this isnt how the canon went? this is how i remember it#can you tell whos my favorite?#ill give you a hint#his name rhymes with two#Four Swords#Four Swords Adventure
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bastard münchen game night ⚔️
#blue lock#bllk#isagi yoichi#michael kaiser#alexis ness#kunigami rensuke#kurona ranze#yukimiya kenyu#kiyora jin#bastard munchen#today i learned a bastard is a type of sword did you guys know that#am i a fool#ANYWAY bm playing dnd has become a concept very near and dear to my heart#this is post canon time skip btw#ness being a total nerd about it just very excited to have people to play with#nobody knows the rules but they’re learning!!#kaiser ESPECIALLY doesn’t know the rules#and him and isagi just keep trying to fight each other#and they both obsessively study the game for the sole purpose of beating each other#ness finds it endearing#and they are NOT having fun they are NOT they HATE each other
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The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers���? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.
#(spoiler for the maths finale) 7 eats 9#mathblr#math memes#shitpost#locus other time#this is a joke don’t get too worried about it. I just wanted an excuse to say imaginary numbers are OCs#i would go more in depth but alas. as I’m making this I’m 16 so I haven’t learned all the fun maths lore yet#math#to reiterate: I am aware this is an oversimplification and not how maths works and nothing in maths is canon!#I am not trying to say square rooting negative numbers is stupid or impossible or saying imaginary numbers are a lie or anything like that#I just wanted to have a bit of fun with using fandom terms for numbers (and play off the stereotype of people who police “canon”)#no hate to mathematicians or the field of maths. You guys are cool. Sorry if it came off that way
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I don't know why, but, I kind of see your game Vanny as a disaster bisexual
VANNY IS THE QUEEN OF DISASTER..
#ask reply#it actually checks out especially with princess quest#literally the queen of disaster#I think Vanny can come off as mean cold strict etc#but I think that’s just due to her circumstances#it’s actually canon she really wants to be good at her job she just isn’t#and she couldn’t make friends at her og job outside of Luis#so Vanessa isn’t like as stand offish or uptight as she seems#I think she’d really like to have friends#has a soft spot for people who are far calmer than her#it’s a good balance to her own insanity#I think she just really wants some nice company family friends etc#I love you Vanessa nobody can make me hate you
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Dragons Rising really is the best sequel series for diehard Lloyd enjoyers, cause, yes, we acknowledge that he has panic attacks, crappy mental health, and also he's the grandson of God, but you know what really gets me? Lloyd is tired.
He's plagued with migraines (the visions are also migraines don't @ me), he's bemoaning about never getting a good nights sleep, hes struggling so hard to be a good leader and clearly doesn't have all the answers, and he's just some 20yo who's been cursed with saving the world since he was younger than his own students.
That's the realest way Lloyd could've ever been written in a future-series. It's what he is. But he's not angry (usually), he's not telling everyone to deal with it themselves, and he's not giving up. I love when Lloyd has finally had enough, but the real, genuine Lloyd? He'd never stop caring. He cares so much it'd kill him. He's tired and by god does he refuse to quit. I love that kid. Please get him a warm blanket
#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#lego ninjago#dragons rising#lego#lloyd garmadon#ninjago lloyd#text post#look at me i LOVE when lloyd decides to go FCK ALL OF YOU. IM HAVING A BREAK.#or like he gets so mad he starts beating the sht outta people (which is borderline canon honestly)#i love him w anger issues but rn? when its been a few years in the future?#hes chiller. he still sounds mad angry sometimes (love that) but hes like no. im a hero#he doesnt say 'im the hero again. unfortunately.' he says 'unfortunately for the world im its hero'#he just wants to do good but he hasnt had 8 hours uninterrupted sleep for like 5 years#hes doing his best and hes spreading himself thin till he breaks and THAT my friends#that is lloyd garmadon#he only bites when hes pushed to the limit. and god does he hate being pushed to the limit#ANYWAYS
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Katsuki must be so utterly miserable. He must be so tired. Imagine working tirelessly for 8 years, going back and forth between America and Japan (I assume at least 3 times a year) to see progress for the suit. Working on designs, material, fabric, testing out certain weapons. he must’ve thought about Izuku’s physical capabilities, his injuries, his weaknesses after the loss of his quirk. Wanting to tackle all of that in 1 miracle suit for the boy you wanted to spend the rest of your life with, compete for the rest of you life with. Then after 8 long years of labour, 8 long years of suppressed feelings, yearning. 8 LONG HARD YEARS OF sitting idly waiting for the right moment to confess to the love of your life (you know having this whole plan to give him the suit because YEAH! fuck a ring that sentimental shit is worthless make the love of your life a badass mech suit to be hero’s together). Izuku decided yk what? I’m gonna get drunk the night of class A reunion and then while drunk I’m going to realise my very fickle feelings for the small high school crush I had 8 years ago. (mind you didn’t think about not once in 8 years) and I’m going to tell Katsuki. Not only am I going to tell Katsuki but when he extends an offer for me to join his hero agency I'll REJECT?
Middle school midoriya would’ve been FUMING!!!!!
(The epilogue really sent me out of hiatus hey guys missed you how’s everybody doing)
#bnha#mha#bnha spoilers#mha spoilers#bkdk#izuku midoriya#my hero academia#ktdk#bakudeku#bakugou katsuki#i hate you horikoshi#someone take the pen away from this man#never let him put pen to paper again#i’m come out of hiding#hibernation period over#i’m coming for you weird izu//cha shippers#this doesn’t dispute their development#bkdk is canon to me#bkdk canon forever#bakudeku supremacy#your ship will never be as great as my ship
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plot bunny: What if Lila/Iris was a random person who found Ladybug dead and decided to impersonate her so that the city could still have their hero.
#lila is interesting because i see her as less of a character and as more of a set of rules#theoretically within what the show has given us lila could be *anything*#we know nothing about her and i doubt we ever will so she's PERFECT for projecting interiority#she's given no canon hobbies and an intentionally confusing backstory#and HARDLY A CONCRETE MOTIVE TO SPEAK OF#she just has to lie and have multiple identities and boom! you have A Lila#early season lila fans will hate me for this and i'm sorry#lila rossi#iris verdi#cerise bianca#ml ladybug#ml ladynoir#miraculous ladybug#chat noir#ml chat noir#miraculous ladynoir#miraculous fandom#miraculous lb#adrien agreste#mlb adrien#miraculous adrien#mlb lila#miraculous lila#wissym doodles
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Happy Halloween! 🧼🥩🎃
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#mouthwashing#lan wangji#wei wuxian#A mouthwashing crossover was always the plan but I ran out of time for a bigger comic. So a doodle it is!#***I am about to talk about some stuff that is not for the squeamish so please take caution from here on out***:#Okay. I know that people who know what goes down in mouthwashing are seeing this and going 'OP Why?'#BUT HERE ME OUT: Wangxian's canon kink dynamic would not bat an eye at this.#You think Wei 'I love being tied up and at the mercy of my loved one' Wuxian would *pass* on amputee-caregiver abuse roleplay???#No! He's a freak like that! 'Oh nooo I have only residual limbs and no voice to protest. And I need to take my medicine...'#Oh we even have a bonus cannibalism thing going on here. Maybe WWX needs to bring cannibalism into the bedroom. To heal.#They are not sane nor safe but certainly consensual.#Convincing Lan Wangji to get into the Jimmy cosplay is probably the most unrealistic part of this.#We hate Jimmy. That's why he is such an amazing character.#LWJ is his near polar opposite. Man takes responsibility like it's his daily vitamin.#edit: how could I forget. Happy birthday to wei wuxian. Being a freak in peace is the ultimate gift I can give him.
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Hot take but Dazai and Chuuya do not have to be solely opposites in everything.
Just because Dazai can't do/isn't good at something doesn't mean Chuuya automatically can do/is good at that same thing. And Vice versa.
They are as similar as they are opposite, their dynamic doesn't have to just be boiled down to opposites attract.
As an example, I think Chuuya is given way too much credit for how put together he is in terms of domestic chores, especially when he's a teen! This boy was technically homeless until the mafia took him in. He was a child on the street, with no memory, who was taken in and raised by The Sheep. Who were other children living in a sewer! For at least some of the time Chuuya was in The Sheep he lived in a sewer. It probably took him years to actually learn how to consistently keep his home in order.
Yes, in Storm Bringer we are given a passage about how neat Chuuya kept his new apartment, but that was also because of how bare it was. He literally didn't know how to fill an apartment with anything but the bare necessities. I don't think we were supposed to read that passage and go "Wow, Chuuya's so neat!", we were supposed to go, "Wow, this kid has no idea who he is."
Dazai living in a shipping container is the worse scenario, but neither of their living situations reflect a stable one. They both have no idea how to make a home for themselves at that point. Chuuya is as proud of his own barren space as Dazai is of his. The real difference is Chuuya was given his apartment by the mafia, whereas Dazai picked his container. Chuuya is integrating himself into the mafia and Dazai is separating himself from it.
Their living situations are mirrors of each other as well as opposites.
Anyway, all this to say, skk (teen skk especially) should get to be as dumb as they are competent together.
#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#bsd skk#soukoku#rambling#This is not meant to hate on anyone's head canons I'm just venting#sometimes I just see things and think “Chuuya is not that well adjusted” to myself#feel free to ignore me and continue doing you
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.Tip: always kiss your LI after big boss fights to receive HP boosts.
#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#davrin#dav#dragon age the veilguard#datv#rook#dav rook#davrook#grier thorne#davrin x rook#rook x davrin#sketch#blood#.also off topic i didn’t actually have any boss music for the final boss and idk if that was a glitch or not.#.also mad u cannot kiss ur LI whenever you want >:(.#.i actually love Grier so much I cannot play as anyone else now.#.hes canon he’s slept with my HoF and Zevran he’s related to Gaspard’s lover he has nine kids he doesn’t even know who his dad is.#.he drinks and smokes and smoulders and he designs traps and solves puzzles for fun he drinks hot chocolate and will not share his sweets.#.also off topic again not being a LoF is good now bc Isabela is like -oh hello ;)- like yes girl YES GIRL!!!.#.but I do HC that she knows Grier from when he was a raider and they totally hated each other into bed :)c.
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CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS
there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head
I don't know why I decided to draw it this way
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#(these will be relevant in a moment)#this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF.#anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story#and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING#crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED#crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED#(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes)#DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want#but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn.#revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it#and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially#it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it#(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE)#and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color...#unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing.#lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER#crowley's secret is safe for another day#(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way)#(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things)#man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time#wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...
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