#i hate this fucking town so fucking much
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I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution
#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones#their magic phones. theyre scrolls#mia.txt#tes#skyrim#oh no wait i forgot j'zargo wants the position & actively tries to kill you (these are separate events but still probably not unrelated)#and nirya's gunning for it too. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there and don't do anything#i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right#reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him#and he's the new boss' special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it#dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities)#(yes i know this is just how tamrielic mage guilds are but i just think its funny bc everyone fucking hates them specifically#like the rest of the town despises them and allegedly the nords have a special disdain for magic so its kind of funny that they make no#attempt to like. be more normal to gain the locals' trust#and you know what? good for them. fuck them nords)#ulothir#<- mentioned in the tags lmfao
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screencap redraw + color palette fuckery bc the hyperfixation is reaching critical levels in my neural pathways
#gotta break up the shitposts sometimes !#also its so much fucking harder doing color palette challenges for ppl instead of sonic characters what the fuck#hate it here in back to drawing human beings town#mob psycho 100#mp100#mob psycho fanart#mp100 fanart#reigen arataka#doing my part to put something in the reigen tag besides thirst posts and office yaoi o7#respect to those in that line of work but i just wanna look at this guy being silly
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scar and jimmy are going to team up in the next life series AND THATBLUE HAIRED CUNT ISNT GOING TO SAY A GOD DAMN WORD
#scar and jimmy is one of the genuinely sweetest ships in the whole fandom btw#get on my level they are perfect#ilove you solidaritimes no one could make me hate you#he’s your fucking deputy HUH????#he defends and supports you like no one ever has and he challenges you to love yourself huh?????#you builds you a beautiful train and western town and he’s DEVOTED TO YOU#HES YOUR DEPUTY!!!!!#AND YOU’RE HIS GOD DAMN FUCKING SHERIFF#AND IN LOVE#AND YOU LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH#and one of those many nights you’re in bed together#holding him#for the first time you say it out loud#I love you#and he says it back without a second of hesitation#because he already knew#even if you didn’t yet. even if you were afraid he didn’t feel the same#but he does#and you had nothing to worry about
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thinking about. i dont know how to phrase this really but. chloe and frank.
like. when Chloe killed Frank i (, personally,) feel like her guilt from it was less because she killed Frank, and More because she Killed Someone (and their dog).
but!!! thats not to say she didnt feel guilty for killing Frank. because she definitely did. because on some level. despite everything. despite all of his shitty behavior. a part of her still cared for him. that tiny 15-17ish year old part in her still cared for him.
because that 15-17ish year old with intense abandonment issues in her only had. a small handful of people in her life that actually cared for her, and when THOSE few people aren’t even doing the best job at it— it’s no shit that Chloe’s standards for Good Friends are going to be Immensely dropped.
and so. it’s kind of like what happened with Rachel, but WAY less intense. when she found someone who didn’t hate her, and was willing to hang around her—after so so long of people hating her and not wanting to be around her— it makes sense that part of her would kinda latch onto them a little bit.
and so, even after all of the shit she’s learned he did— even when Frank starts to hate her— even when he threatens Max and her’s lives— part of her keeps remembering him as one of the few guys who stuck around when no one else did.
it’s just that. no matter how bad the person— if you’ve known someone for years, and they were one of the only nice people to you in a town where theres like. four people that are nice to you— it’s gonna hurt if you kill them. even if it was self defense. even if it was entirely their own fault— even if you two aren’t on even remotely good terms anymore.
ESPECIALLY for such a sentimental person like Chloe. taking that in consideration it makes me wonder. maybe she didn’t feel bad for killing Frank. maybe she felt bad for killing the person Frank used to be to her. but maybe she realized that That Frank already died long ago.
but yeah. im mentally ill. take everything i said with a grain of salt considering it is 12:07 AM.
#my thoughts are a mixture of coherentness but also just enough of radio static that i cant write much of it out Correctly#but anyways dont you think it’s a little fucked that.#and maybe im reading it wrong but#like.#she really wanted to be friends with him in bts#she was really put that position#god idk#feel free to discuss about the whole. “chloe felt bad for killing Somebody not just frank” thing. that’s not something im 100% set in stone#with LOL. im open to other interpretations of it#that isnt to say the rest of this isnt open to discussion— but that part In Particular is#this post is mostly about how “frank was chloes friend” more than anything#it’s about how. out of the entire town. the shitty drug dealer is one of the guys who gives an actual shit about her#and about how. something happened in between BTS and LIS to make them hate eachother#like YES the 5000 dollar debt but that just CANT be it can it? was it rachel’s disappearance that destroyed them?#or did frank start declining after the whole dameon thing??? WHAT CHANGED THEM…..#anyways im sure im not the first to think of this and im ready to hear other peoples opinions on it#SCREAMING AND CRYING BC CHLOE IS LITERALLY SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER BUT PEOPLE ARE TOO MISOGYNISTIC TO SEE IT RAHGDHSGSHGA#if i had a nickel for every time i said “even” “despite” or “because” in this post i’d be rich#life is strange is a game about tragedy. and. misogyny.#ALSO TAKE IN CONSIDERATION. if u read this far.#that chloe likely met frank Before she was Really Truly convinced that there was zero hope for her to find somebody who cared for her#so it took a lot less effort for someone like frank to leave an imprint on chloe atp of her life.#and also partly why it was So Much More intense with rachel#hoping to god this is coherent#lis#life is strange#chloe price#frank bowers#rachel amber#…. i really doubt it will happen
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sorry to boohoo whine woe is me but girl i am so sick to death of being hungry. every DAY you have to eat sometimes multiple times a day. and while i know how lucky i am that i have the means to acquire food my options are 1. eat junk food 2. go out of my house and spend 1 million dollars at some fast food chain i'm probably supposed to boycotting 3. remain hungry. and i have to make this decision multiple times a day!!!!!
#personal#hurricane blogging lol#we were going to my brother's house for at least one hot meal a day#but he's out of town for work and he's also fucking sick of us#what's worse is that every time i do get access to hot food i eat as much as i can hoping that it will be longer before i get hungry again#and then overeating just makes me feel bad in a different direction#i'm gonna gain 20lbs and feel hungry the entire fucking time#anyway my mom had the bright idea to try hot dogs#the grill is too dirty to use and she hates cleaning it but we do have a little stove eye with it#so whwn they get back from some church concert theyre gonna go to the store and then drop by my aunts house so she can feed her cats#and THEN we will boil hot dogs. at least 2 hours from now. delicious.
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A little doodle of a charmless man.....
He knows his claret from his beaujolais, ill tell ya THAT much
#god im so fucking tired of fixing his facial features so it looks even remotely similar to carey elwes#hate drawing this guy#sketching him with charmless man playin in the background made me realize how much i wouldve fucking despised his guts if he were a real guy#turns out obsessive conformity leading to a life of cold detachment and lies so you can cope with your crushing sense of unfulfillment#isnt really silly scrimblo behavior#oh well. murder is also bad irl and im the number one mark hoffman apologist in town soooo#saw#saw fanart#saw lawrence#lawrence gordon#dr lawrence gordon#lawrence gordon fanart#latenightsundayblues art tag
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the people standing up for you are lying. you play angel way to nice. he isnt this soft uwu twink. theres a reason you keep asking for threads and no one is giving them to you. delete youre blog. youre the worst angel in the fandom.
Bleh, I wasn't going to post this, but I am terrible at NOT responding to anons because I want to be sassy. So here I am, being sassy. *Stares at my 200 things in the queue and 99 drafts.* Oh yeah. Huh. Sure seems like people don't want to write with me. Mhmm. Right. I'm asking for threads because I just love writing and love this fandom and want to create more. Not because I'm suffering.
Also the irony that I agree he isn't this soft uwu twink. If you think my Angie doesn't have sass, you haven't been looking at all my threads. He literally told someone in one thread that he "doesn't sleep with ugly." He just had his Husk send him a picture in which his response was, "Did that baby get dropped on its head too many times? Or hit by a mack truck?" Angel has attitude. Look at literally every thread I have with a Vox or an Alastor.
But he has also been changing. Oh my goodness it's almost like that's his entire character arc in the show. He's going to be soft (especially towards Husk, c'mon, have you SEEN THE SOFT LOOKS HE GIVES THAT FUCKER SINCE LOSER BABY), he's soft towards Charlie, he's soft towards Niffty. He's kind, and has a huge heart, and is showing it more now because he feels comfortable to do so. And if you're asking why he's nice and 'baby' to Valentino, then I am going to one day type up a full damn essay about victims of abuse, love-bombing, why people stay in domestic violence relationships, why people act the way they do, etc. But that won't be happening now, because I have to go pack for my vacation. In which I won't be wasting my time thinking about anons like you. *Blows kiss.*
#answered: i'm sick of the poison;;#tw: anon hate#damn i really said 'im heading out of town' and people were like 'lets try to shit on him so he feels miserable when hes back'#jokes on you all ive dealt with too much fandom hate to give a flying fuck#im also literal angel dust so i am over here LAUGHING MY ASS OFF at this
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Day 284 | id in alt
She's never going back to that damn town, never. She'll never forget that despite the shambling she cannot deny the humanity in the way they looked.
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#fumi im sayin rn that Kugisaki loves you to death but she is never going back. not even for you#Kugisaki got fucked over by the town BAD they all hated her so much#this is where she basically got bit the fuck out of imo#fucled up over a hesitation#she knows what she looks like as a horrible curse maybe thats why she thinks about her looks so often lmao#this is also why i dont like people saying that Kugisaki would step foot in her town again because she clearly states that shes never going#shes not looking back shes not going back
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can you imagine if richard papen had just gone to like. ucla
#as a californian from a town very similar to his: it’s so fucking funny to hear him talk about how much he hates california#he’s like if i had grown up in this east coast victorian lake house i would have loved it bc ca sucked out my soul#ok melodramatic#i don’t have any rich friends a creepy greek professor!! i’m stuck in CA forever!!#the secret history#donna tartt#(also note: i’m like 20% of the way in LOL don’t spoil anything please 🙏)
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Hey yall im back with Fig and the Cig Figs professionally produced Freshman year album (formally known as Detention) track list:
Detention
Bad Kid
Dragonslayer
Sk8er Gurl (yes it is basically just a fantasy version of Sk8er Boy by Avril Lavigne)
Burn Towns Get Money
Pit Fiend
Corn Cuties
Disguise Self
Closed Book
Infodump
Seven Maidens
Every Album Needs A Bonus Track (yes that is the name of the song)
Here’s the Junior Year Track List in case you wanna see it!
#just to be clear most of these song titles weren’t figs decision at all#like she would not choose that as her album title but because this was made when she was signed I wanted everything to feel a bit more#clinical compared to the junior year one where it was just fig and gorgug and the other bad kids having fun fucking around#that’s also the reason why the Junior year one is so much longer and totally not because I struggled coming up with song names on this#the main issue is I had to channel studio filtered Fig and not just straight Fig so I couldn’t include like#the ballad of lunch lady Doreen or fuck you coach daybreak#<——#also she would definitely release these as ‘from the vault’ songs along with her Junior year album#I do think she fought hard for every album needs a bonus track burn towns get money and Sk8er gurl#I think the song fig hates the most is bad kid because it says literally nothing about any of the other bad kids only about her#she fucking loathes it but the label was so obsessed with keeping up the image of a teenage rockstar cool kid#if it were up to her she would have talked about the party a lot more but as it is there’s only vague references to them in detention#autism (mads) speaks#fantasy high#fhfy#dimension 20#d20#fig faeth#fig and the cig figs#fantasy high freshman year
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#i am so fucking Normal right now#i dont vibe as much with the aesthetic and im nervous about the town customisation but ouughh i really had given up#do you like mmos and their little quests and crafting but hate people and grinding this is like a singleplayer mmo but tiny but like also n#i mean god i hope its bigger than the first game#its Dense not Big#so like.... bigger fantasy life mean.#... more stuff?!?!?!?#please#fantasy life
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made the lovers in pony town :3 gonna bite their fucking heads off :3
#lovingly#they plague me#i hate them so much#fuck these guys fr#Sidon#prince sidon#link#loz totk#totk#link totk#pony town#ponytown
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🤏this close to going to the local queer book store and looking confused in the hopes a cute girl swoops in & shows me her favorite sapphic book
#thoughts#oni talks#sapphic yearning#like that meme the one where you just go to stereotypically gay places looking confused hoping a fellow gay shows up and you find#your partner bc FUCK these dating apps suck so much 😭 I hate them#granted I should probably read the gay books I already have before I get more#I got a bunch of sapphic books when my mom was in town since me & my friend & her all went on a trip to the book store#coz they are both huge book nerds so I figured it’d be the perfect place to take them#I got a compliment from an older lady there on my shoes it was nice :3#also I got a bag at a recent gay market and it’s been the perfect investment#coz every time I get a compliment on it I can say I got it at the recent gay market and gauge the reaction
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Top 5 bg3 npcs that aren’t companions?
oh great question thank you :)c going to refrain from answering with all pets/animals as well cause that’s all it would be 😂 oh and disclaimer that i’ve only played a little of act 3 as a tav and up to the start of act 2 as a durge so im sure im missing some great ones that are developed in the later game (‘:
mattis (completely coincidentally exactly the same person my character was as a child)(like i had decided on that backstory before even meeting him and when a cheerful scamming tiefling orphan showed up i was >:0000)(the rogue-specific dialog rly supported a 'recognition of the self in the other [derogatory]' interaction too which was so perfect)
dame aylin (i mean obviously aylin if you're free thursday night etc)(but also she's so interesting to me)(larger than life and sort of outside time very distinctly Different as a demigod and a target bc of it)(so full of love but also a harsh and violent form of 'good' i feel like you don't get to see much in female characters)
barcus wroot (wulbren turn on your location i just want to talk)
auntie ethel (there's little i love more than a hag)(and she gave me a piece of her scalp to eat so i feel we have a connection)
enver gortash (i haven't fully seen his story yet)(but he deserves mention bc i had such a strong reaction to meeting him)(which was that i literally could not wait to kill him i immediately hated him so much lmao)(but now im doing a durge run and im 👀 to meet him again bc i have a feeling it will be a very different reaction)
#talkin#bg3#i think after the coronation you're supposed to go up and talk to gortash more? from what ive seen in spoilers#and he tells you he'll leave you alone if you go after orin?#but i hated him so much that it didn't occur to me at all to talk to him even tho it gives you a quest marker#i was like 'well i'm not ready to fight him yet' and just#left the fucking building#and went into town#gortash inviting them to his coronation in a big grandstanding display of power and then waiting in his office to seal the deal#and growing increasingly impatient until some poor guard as to come in and be like :\#queue#asks
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Ngl I'm kind of dillydallying around my own SDV fixation and i'd KILL to see what your brain is doing to this game like i for one would eat up dat stuff UP . . .
I love the way this is phrased; genuinely 😭💖 like im a force of nature tearing through any new interest like its made of wet tissue paper 💥💥💥
I thought about it some more and i will (eventually) make an sdv blog. Its going to be a mess having all my interests on one dashboard (im lazy and i dont want to sign in and out all the time for diff accounts lol) but i need sdv stuff in sight or ill explode. For now tho i will ramble about random hcs rattling around in my brain
- The valley is FULL of magic, but not alot of Magical Beings that utilize that magic. If the residents of pelican town knew more about magic, there would be alot more wizards than just. The Wizard.
- Everyone in pelican town has some kind of latent magic, or at the very least, an affinity or sensitivity to magic. I like to think that magic builds in very secluded corners of their world and the area including (and surrounding) pelican town is simply one of those places.
-(sorry, i am just obsessed with Places and Magic) I like the idea of your farmer being drawn to pelican town bc they have a bit of magic in them. The letter is just A Letter, but it is the desire to see this town that makes them leave their old life behind. I am obsessed w the idea that the magic in the farmer craves the valley bc it sees the valley as its home, and by extension, the farmer sees the valley as their home. The people of pelican town rarely leave bc the magic in them sees the valley as their home always. The biggest examples of this are Kent, Demetrius, Evelyn, Emily and Shane. The huge exceptions to this (still workin on it) are lewis and sebastian; lewis bc i see him as a normal, non-magical being trying to wrangle the weirdness of this town, and sebastian bc his feelings of isolation and not being understood propels him to crave the world outside of the valley. (That changes a bit if u befriend him/romance him)
-(shane is weird bc hes super depressed and lonely but his happiness comes from his new ‘ragtag family’ (his words) and his very Not Normal chickens. The animals of the valley love him bc he loves them and he becomes tied to the valley bc of it. Marnie has always loved the animals of the valley and some of the love they had for her definitely rubbed off onto shane, who very openly admits he loves the chickens 💙)
-I wasnt very fond of the idea of purple=magic but i think that was bc i often saw it as a way to tie-in the wizard and abigail. I am still trying to get through the friendships for everyone but rn it doesnt feel like theres any connection between them (and caroline). But. I do like the idea of odd, unnatural colors coming through bc of magic. Alex and Pierre having normal brown hair; Haley and Sam being true blondes. BUT. Shane and Jas having purple-ish hair. Emily and Caroline have blue toned hair. Even vincent have pinkish hair 🥺💖 (and dare i say….sebastian with purple/black hair like shane 👀…maybe he has more magic in him than hed like to believe). Abigail doesnt count bc from what ive seen, Caroline laments about her daughters dyed hair. “When she was younger it used to be chestnut brown” which…awww she took after her dad lol.
- LAST THING. This is not an hc i am just mad about this. I cannot believe the game doesnt allow u to befriend Marlon. What the fuck. What the fuck !!! I love him!!! I want to be friends w the chill monster slayer! Im a monster slayer too!!! Let me give him gifts !!! Fuck ! 😭😭😭💥💥💥💥 Also. I know how to write old man yaoi. They shouldve let me do a romance path for willy, clint and marlon. And the wizard i guess but someone already did that. Linus doesnt count bc hes ascended the need for human romance; hes one w nature (read. aroace). And we (linus and willy and the farmer) already co-raise leo so that counts for something i think 🤔
#answered#chattin#sdv#sorry that 80% of this was about the fucking Town#but i am obsessed w Places that Feel#Magic that Feels#wants and craves and breathes with emotion#you come to the valley bc the magic in you misses home#the valley calls for you bc she misses you#not just the magic but the person who has kept this magic safe and warm#the valley knows when to let go. but it also knows when to reach out and bring you back#everyones got little tethers on them. she wonders what everyone is up to#the farmer wants something beyond this desk and she gives a little tug#she hums along the tether to kent and its funny; she doesnt need to pull at all; he comes back as soon as hes able#sebastian wants to see whats out there; find his purpose; and she unravels the tether as much as he needs it to be#anyway hi. welcome to my destroyed whirlwind room of a brain#this doesnt scratch like. the wildlife of the valley. the magic in the farm and crops. the seasons#the moonlight jellies (and how u can see them in fern island sometimes)#lewis and his many many crimes (read. he is wack and i hate him)#the emily/shane friends w benefits agenda i have going on (and harvey/elliot ship that i love so dearly)#and the jodi/kent/caroline polycule u didnt think u needed until i said it just now#i have like. too many thots. its literally consuming brain. i fall asleep thinking of this fucking game#and the version of it that exists in my head rentfree LMAO
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current status: fighting with the new neighbours old-school style because they have clearly mistaken me for someone else and swore at me in post-it note. You’ve got to be serious about a fight if you’re going back upstairs to get a pen to come back and leave a retort, as I obviously did
#Just another 9 months in this shithole :))#I’m going home November to Jan; this stupid town can fuck right off#Hate everyone here I think#Just the logistics of this town. Sod yourself. Fuck off.#I’ve tried saying hello to these dickheads before; not so much as a hi from them but they’re quite ready to say fuck off!#Breakdown of society etc. etc.#How are people allowed. How indeed.
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