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ik Halloween hasn't passed but my family is middle class and we like to spread out our christmas shopping to save money, so i usually make a christmas list in october and I was just thinking
I love being autistic with autistic friends because it's so much more reasonable to just say "yes I would like these things if you are going to give me a present" and then everyone's happy because they got what they wanted and i don't understand that whole idea of "it's not a present if it's a surprise" like please just because you specify what you want doesn't mean it's not a kind and loving gesture
This also goes for birthdays and stuff
I don't get neurotypical rules
#lisztothinksmp3#neurodivergent culture#christmas#i don't even celebrate Christmas#I'm just there for my family#yule#christmas list#dear Satan#neurotypical people are weird#autistic yap#autism#actually autistic#autistic things#adhd#adhd problems#i hate surprises
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Are You Sure - Sapporo
Desperately hoping that after this week, all the remaining episodes will be spent in Sapporo. There's 4 episodes left, with episode 5 being the last episode in Jeju. Hoping there's not some bait and switch, where there are only two episodes spent in Sapporo, and the last episode is essentially like a recap with unseen behind the scenes footage from the previous stops. Feel like I have trust issues after the surprise that was Jeju lol.
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Sweet tip surprise. I tried....
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#hades game#hades 2#hades ii#hades#shit posting time again#though I wouldn't be surprised if someone already did a better version of this#zagreus#melinoe#if you hate on zagreus in my notes you suck btw#homer has a golden child
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I’m not big on physical touch but it truly does depend on the person and how comfortable it is
#I like making sure it’s completely consensual not so that it’s more socially ok but more bc I like being aware of what’s happening#I hate surprises#like hold your arms out for a hug or slowly lean in and I’m perfectly happy w it but come barreling at me and I will cringe#I’m also j an awkward person 😭#at the end of dates I usually j hold my arms out or wave a goodbye based on the mood#its a good hug if they completely envelope you instead of doing a side hug#and if they’re awkward w it too yk not to do it a second time#as for friends I feel like my favorite hugs have been the ones from ppl who are j hugger kinda ppl#or women#it’s a rarity these days not a lotta women friends lately bc I’ve mostly been talking to ppl within my major#and cs is pretty man dominated 😭#.text
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I am simultaneously deliriously in love with the ending of Loki season 2 and absolutely loathe it
On one hand…Shakespearean tragedy at its finest, essentially circling back to Loki’s original Thor 2011 character arc by reversing it, and Loki has literally ascended to godhood. In the end, Loki’s ultimate selfless sacrifice was to sit upon the highest throne in the multiverse, and that to me is tragically ironically beautiful
On the other hand…Loki being alone makes me want to burn Marvel studios to the ground and do other unspeakable things
Best and worst ending of all time f u Eric Martin
#loki#loki spoilers#WHAT DID IT COST? EVERYTHING#NO ONE WON#sylki#Lokius#oh i love it and i hate it at the same time#*screams*#*yeets myself out the window*#loki series spoilers#loki season 2 spoilers#hey guys I would appreciate that you not tag this as just Lokius or Sylki cause this post is not ship specific#sylkius if you must#people finding out I ship romantic Sylki and queer platonic Lokius are gonna be surprised
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Tuesday Confession: Birthday Week Addition
Since my birthday is coming up on Thursday, I have some fun birthday confessions.
My favorite birthday gift from when I was a kid was a Cooking Mama game for my Nintendo DS Lite (yes I’m that old)
Every year for my birthday I have to have breakfast food for dinner.
I hate surprises, so every year I used to go look for my presents. I always found them because my parents hide them in the same spots.
My sister has usually been the person to buy me the best gifts.
I buy myself something for my birthday every year. My gift is currently on preorder.
#one piece#trafalgar d vivi#head in shambles#tuesday confessions#nintendo#ds lite#breakfast#presents#i hate surprises
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"stop making akechi pancake jokes its 2024" no fuck you
#horrible news i'm obsessed with him#raise your hand if youre actually surprised#i see an egotistical smartass brunette twink with daddy issues whos doomed by the narrative and i latch on like a motherless duckling#bro i deadass forgot how to draw it took me so long to figure out how to do this mfs hair 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️#gayass motherfucker detective bitch i hate him so much#persona 5#p5#persona 5 royal#p5r#goro akechi#lotus draws#i better not see anybody call him dazai in the comments again or im gonna gut you like a fish#its happened on three separate posts GIVE UP
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#surprise couple!#mf ship bracket#mf ship bracket 2023#bonus round#kylo ren#rey#reylo#anti-reylo#star wars#unsure how to tag these i've been relying wholly on amanda's research and fandom experience.#ummmmm#king charles#royal family#camilla parker bowles#parasites in chief in their idiot hats#full credit to amanda messaging me at 4am like “i think reylo could beat king charles and camilla. food for thought”#hope u guys enjoy <3#like i said. this is my little thought experiment#anti reylo tag here like . do we need anti monarchy too. sorry this one is hateful
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My dad is taking me to a surprise restaurant and i have no idea where it is
I'm anxious af
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it makes me so insane that rhaenyra is doing to jace exactly what viserys did to her. while obviously rhaenyra cannot acknowledge her children's parentage publicly, this episode makes it clear that she has refused to acknowledge it to said children, even in private, ever. even though said children have been forced to live through stares and bullying and derision their entire lives because of it. and she continues to do things that undermine jace's claim, such that he is set up to face a potential civil war of his own when he tries to ascend to the throne. she is content to leave the consequences of her actions in having bastards for jace to deal with once she is dead, just as viserys was content to leave the consequences of his actions in making rhaenyra heir for rhaenyra to deal with once he was dead.
#i'm surprised jace isn't more insane actually. from this episode it is clear that rhaenyra has literally NEVER talked to him ab this#which is absolutely insane#imagine living your whole life with people hating you and knowing that they're probably accurate in the words they throw at you as insults#but your mom just like pretends it isn't happening even though again you have to live through it every single day#like damn this poor kid#jacaerys velaryon#jacaerys#jacaerys targaryen#jacaerys strong#rhaenyra targaryen#rhaenyra#viserys i targaryen#viserys#viserys i#viserys targaryen#hotd#house of the dragon#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon spoilers#hotd s2 spoilers#house of the dragon season 2 spoilers#house of the dragon s2#hotd s2#hotd s2 e7#house of the dragon season 2 episode 7
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i was listening to exclusively chappell roan while drawing this
#gravity falls#mabel pines#gravity falls fanart#for bill designs im genuinely surprised that none of them are using cyclopia. its like kind of perfect for him#anyway. i used to hate her as a kid but now i like her. autism swag#she’s like girly in a boyish way. sorry if that’s weird to say.#also sorry for waddles erasure#cw eyestrain
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#resident evil 4#ashley graham#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#re4 remake#resident evil#scene Ashely#queue are lovely#lowkey hate this now but I wanna put at least one more thing out b4 my computer is gone for fixing so I touched up an older piece#I don’t care abt timeline this is whenever . 2006 or later EHO care sorry I just wanted to draw her in what I was seeing#as a kid who was into scene subculture ^_^ ismfof girl and breaking Benjamin boy#also we have water back finally after a month but no surprise it is not safe LOL deliver me … x.x#also so sorry I’ll try and me online now that things r slowly going back to normal. I keep saying that but I wanna make an effort to be#more happy and carefree 🧚♀️ love u all!
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I'm so serious once you start advocating for children to be banned from places like cafes and restaurants soon enough other marginalised groups are gonna get banned too (more outwardly that is). to me, your hatred for children is a litmus test for how much humanity you see in other marginalised people
#because if you despise human beings who are just figuring out the world i cant imagine how you view other marginalised peoples#there is no surprise that people who hate children also tend to be ableist as fuck....
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Arcane women and their very specific toxic traits/red flags
this hurt my soul to make but THE TRUTH MUST BE SPOKEN!!!
Caitlyn, constantly feels the need to correct you. Whether it be your grammar, spelling, literally just anything you get wrong, you best believe she’s right there correcting you like the KNOW IT ALL she is. She also has the tiniest savior complex but if you point it out she'll deny it and get defensive. If you don’t meet her high standards or expectations (that r UNSPOKEN), she’ll try to “help” you improve but it just feels more like constant nitpicking than support.
Sevika, don’t even try to ask this woman something. 100% believes in stupid questions. If you ask her something she deems as dumb she will actually get so pissed off even if you’re completely serious. She’ll give you this look of pure annoyance/disappointment that will honestly just make you shut yourself up. Loves to answer with “’Dunno.” WHEN SHE DAMN WELL BE KNOWING!!!! Has a whole “Figure it out yourself” attitude
Jinx, never gives you details about anything. Will just randomly leave the house without telling you where she's going because she thinks there's no reason for you to know. She doesn't do it to be secretive like she genuinely just doesn't understand why you need to know if it has 'nothing to do with you.' If you scold her about it she'll pretend to understand but still won't remember to tell you whenever she goes out (oh this would drive me crazy I would kill her)
Vi, has a really bad interrupting problem. You'll be telling her about something and if you say even one word that reminds her of something else she'll bring it up and change the entire conversation topic. She thinks she's being engaging but really it's just super annoying and makes you not even want to tell her about your day because you know she'll just end up talking about something else.
Mel, is lowkey highkey really manipulative... like she definitely knows how to use her charm to get you to do what she wants. She's like so good at it too like you won't notice what she was doing until you're already stuck doing what she's asked for. She's so like nice and sweet with the way she gives you attention right before asking you to get something done for her.
edit: I WROTE THIS LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS SLEEP DEPRIVED AND FORGOT I POSTED IT LMAO I feel like these could’ve been better so maybe part 2 soon…
#I hate Vi's tbh I COULDNT THINK OF ANY FOR HER WHICH IS SURPRISING#CUZ SHE ACTUALLY ANNOYS ME...#do u guys have any other ideas? :3#arcane#arcane headcanon#jinx arcane#jinx x reader#caitlyn kiramman#caitlyn arcane#caitlyn x reader#sevika#sevika arcane#sevika x reader#vi arcane#vi x reader#mel arcane#mel x reader#arcane x reader
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