#i hate my washing machine

[drkatz]

society if washing machines weren't loud

[ID: picture of a utopian society END ID]

[fuumiku]

It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.

Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3

This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!

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[shittyutmv]

does ink still stink

i don't think we can fix him i think it's permanent ink by comyet dream by jokublog

[friendlyneighborhoodplebeian]

I want a Batfam au were Tim and Damian have a normal sibling relationship, but due to the fact everyone else in the family has been the only child up until their adoption into the family and don’t necessarily have the most normal sibling relationships with each other (Jason+Dick pre Jason’s death didn’t talk, Jason has heavy resentment for Tim, Dick is more of a distant mentor/hero to Tim, Cass isn’t around much, and Duke is new to the family) they don’t realize Tim and Damian have a perfectly normal sibling relationship. But to their only child brains they don’t know this and subsequently they think Tim and Damian have a really unhealthy relationship and hate each other. Like they get Canary involved to observe them and she’s just really confused because her and Sarah (White Canary, and her little sister) do all this stuff all the time, this is normal.

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'll give you a presumptuous roommate who acts like you're his maid even though you are paying just as much as him for your damn dorm

[messrsrobyn]

chat i need ao3 username ideas bc currently it's just messrsrobyn which is like yeah people online can find it easily but oh. how easy that makes it to be found.

[dontmixpaintinyourcoffee]

Anyways

[daisukerine]

augggghhhh lectures are so boring to listen to man... you dont have to keep yellin in my ear for getting my uniform dirty like?? the toilet paper ran out what was i supposed to use?? MY HANDS??

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

i hate doing laundry ough it's The Worst

[ev7nescent]

I should get to my requests.... thank you all for being so patient with me (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)

For anyone confused: I changed the username from @artxstic-scr1bbles to the current one :)

[vinnyandthephenomena]

I like to think hoody & masky just stank atrociously

[moltengoldveins]

”do you have any contingency plans in case your location were to be discovered?” “Yes. Me.”

(noir and molten in perfect unison: that’s hot-)

[thefearofcod]

everyone is like “how is Mizu gonna find specific white dudes in London” but tbh if he stands on a table and starts yelling “I’m from Japan now wheres my dad” in like 1659 he WILL get results

[w3brot]

why not me?

[ickykittybaby]

Leave me asks pref tips on how to make money when u r sick and disabled please god I need to buy mould away spray for the bathroom bc genuinely idk how I've not died from smoking in tbere its so mouldy

[violasmirabiles]

shaved the sides of my head for the first time since september and i cant stop scritching it it feels so goood