#i hate kling

[wizardofwoof]

honest to god i hate kling but i HAD to redraw this scene

but im a kling hater through and through

[imhyperfixatingrn]

I'm like 20k words deep in this thing that was supposed to be "just a one shot", kling myself rn-

I hate hideduo I hate them sm

[quarktrinity]

quark watches star trek season 2 episode 15

i wanna burn kirks green shirt. i hate it. show me the tummy NOW!!

"i was making a little joke, sir" "extremely little, ensign" spock ily

hate to see kirk leave but love to watch him go

was so focused on the banter i forgot that this show has a plot

kirk is so passive aggressive sometimes. i want him carnally

kirks ass = amazing

weird ringing in the background, hard to focus on the dialogue its so distracting

"storagecompartmentsstoragecompartments?" "whatwhat?" kirk ily

spock is a know-it-all

Plot Grain

kirk is so sassy in this episode

uhura almost walks directly into kirks tummy. i wouldnt have stopped if i were her

weird space salesmen is giving rogueport vibes

lil fuzzball...

tribble...........

these are evil arent they

i thought currency didnt exist in star trek? theyre clearly exchanging currency here

uhura ily

This Grain Is Very Important

kirks fussy. baby needs a nap

the klingons are up to somethin

did the klingons send the tribble

"let me ASSURE you that my INTENTIONS ARE PEACEFUL." ok buddy

"kling-ins"

"my dear ~captain koloth~" kirk stop flirting with everyone who wants to kill you

hm i wonder which political event the writers were thinking about. perhaps. the cold war? no way

there are more tribbles now

spock is not immune to tribble calming powers

i want more side shots of kirk im obsessed with his tum tum

"pipeitdownheremisterchekov"

tribble mitosis

william shatners been getting pretty mumbly lately

return of space rogueport salesman

ok it appears the klingons dont know or care about the tribbles

nevermind they actively dislike them

the tribble economy is in shambles

"earthers"

klingon is passive aggressively praising/criticizing kirk in the most homoerotic way

klingon sounds drunk

"klingonese"

scotty can handle klingon dude dissing kirk but dissing the enterprise is too far. kirk was right, the enterprise really is a beautiful lady and we love her

Were Fighting Now

weirdly long fight scene

"i wanna know who started it" vice principle isnt a good look on you kirk

thought kirk was gonna smack scottys ass for a sec there. woulda been in character

scotty recalls the kirk criticisms verbatim

kirks fussy again

this is too many tribbles

mccoy likes tribbles more than spock

spock likes tribbles more than mccoy

make out already

kirk sits his ass on a tribble

Far Too Many Tribbles

"theyre born pregnant" what

tribbles are canonically bisexual

kirk is too cranky for tribbles

tribbles are an invasive species

This Too Is About The Cold War

yeah this is just way too many tribbles. its just too much

the tribbles are Problematic

kirk gets a tidal wave of tribbles dumped on him. i love this show

someone help kirk hes drowning in tribbles

dont yell at kirk hes drowning in tribbles

kirk is drowning in dead tribbles

i envy the prop person who got to drop tribbles on william shatners head

everyones pissed at kirk today

tribbles are klingonphobic

oh no! a sovie- i mean klingon spy!

"its been impregnated with a vahrus"

i think kirk just forced this dude into slave labor

does teleporting tribbles into a klingon ship count as biological warfare

[authoratmidnight]

youtube recced me some video about how Gen 5 was the best ever or something and I am HOWLING b/c ya'll would have fucking crucified it if it came out now.

Like, ya'll crucify them for something as minimal as *checks notes* how a tree looks or the multiplayer connectivity function.

Ya'll hated Sun and Moon's Festival Plaza with a *passion*, there's no way Join Avenue-which you are forced into doing the first time you pass through-would not have gotten away unscathed.

And, can you IMAGINE if Game Freak released a game now, and we discovered that an entire evolution line, of a new, regular pokemon in the regional dex, was effectively locked behind events from previous games that had ended BEFORE the new game dropped? Can you fucking imagine?? You'd be at GameFreak's door with pitchforks and torches calling for their heads if they did that now.

But oh it was totally fine for Gen 5 to do it. In an era where it was much harder to do WiFi events (cause you either had to go to a certain place or hope your wifi was compatible with the game/system).

And the fact that it was all new pokemon, no old pokemon (at least till post game or unless you transferred them in) would have pissed people off.

Not to mention how all the designs I hear people bitch about (Kling line, Trubbish line, Vanillite line, to name a few) are all from this gen as well. Like, are we *sure* you liked this gen? really?

Everyone got the worst double standards and it's laughable.

[chaos-whatever]

10, 12 & 19 for the book ask game, please :))

Thank you ❤️

10. the worst book u have ever read?

Effie Briest probably 💀 Had to read it in 12th grade and I hated it. Fortunately we didn't have enough time to finish reading.

12. a book/book series u wish u could read for the first time ever again?

Idk maybe something from German class, now that I'm older I think I would actually like what we read back then.

19. a book u came across randomly but ended up loving it?

Qualityland by Marc-Uwe Kling. My mom gifted it to me for my 21st (?) birthday. I somehow never got into the Känguru books and stuff until very recently, so I didn't know much about Marc-Uwe Kling. But I loved Qualityland from the very beginning as well as the sequel.

[darkmaga-returns]

3/27 ASTROLABE LINKS:

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(33) Howard Mortman on X: ""Should the Defense Secretary.." Marjorie Taylor Greene: "Wait what country are you from?" "From the UK" "OK we don't give a crap about your opinion and your reporting. Why don't you go back to your country. We have a major migrant problem. You should care about your own borders" https://t.co/l1lYrYdEbH" / X

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(33) The Vigilant Fox 🦊 on X: ".@RobertKennedyJr: "The Media Is an Extension of the Pharmaceutical Industry" "75% of advertising revenues now on the mainstream media are now coming from pharma — and that ratio is even higher for the evening news." "Anderson Cooper has a $12 million a year annual salary. https://t.co/KOkibk2dYM" / X

(33) Liz Wheeler on X: "If reports are true—and I pray they are—that RFK Jr. is gonna ban Big Pharma ads on TV, a massive society earthquake is about to happen on two fronts. #1: The corporate media will fail. You will watch before your very eyes as highly paid MSM anchors are fired, networks panic &" / X

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[fashionlandscapeblog]

I think it's more the way the outfit fit. They just often don't fit, especially in the bist area. I also think that especially back then people wore a lot of outfits in that style because of Kanye, Celine, Alexander Wang etc. but do you

Oh you did mean to be rude and very. First off, that is not completely true and you can see it through most my outfits in the past two years. Maybe there are a couple pieces that don't fit so well anymore and I should replace, since my body has changed now that I'm older and I rarely buy anything anymore for a couple of years, but that has nothing to do with my overall style. However, I will take your criticism in a constructive manner, even if it's evidently not how you meant it.

Secondly, I am NOT a fashion influencer anymore and I very ocassionally post outfits here, not in any serious way whatsoever, only having fun with 95% of things I've had in my closet for many years. I am honestly surprised that someone even cares about the looks I'm posting here since I stopped using Instagram.

And lastly, big NO: most people who wore minimal outfits then were wearing normcore and that is a fact. I do not remember Kanye being an influence on anybody (not a hip hop fan , but punk, on the other hand, has been an inspiration), but mostly, I do not remember anyone with an overall elegant, experimental minimal style other than Centenera who was my biggest inspiration (she was Kanye's influence rather than the other way around and I hate streetwear BTW). There were people like Elin Kling, Columbine Smile, Camille Charriere, Ivania Carpio, Charlie May and a few others with their own brand of minimalism, but none looked like each other differently to today's influencers. There might have been people who wore here and there elegant minimal outfits, but it was overall not a thing. Everyone wanted to wear casual, relaxed, and effortless was a key word back then. I know it because I was there. There wasn't even one single Tumblr blog solely dedicated to elegant minimal style and collecting those brands and designers back then. Besides, if you are telling me that there was anyone in the blogosphere then with an overall style wearing all the exact elements I've continously worn since then (asymmetry, dresses over pants, skants, subversive clothing, puff sleeves, barely there sandals or mules, etc) then I can just laugh.

You very clearly do not understand what style is (general problem with the Instagram generation) and that it is a very personal thing about the very specific things one likes and one's experiences and personal background (I studied architecture and I put together outfits in a similar manner I would design). My style was formed in the Y2K era (Helmut Lang style) and the influence was always there. I even met my husband back in 2003 in an outfit similar to what I wear today: white capris, pointy kitten mules, and a black plunge halterneck.

Please find a better hobby than to troll people on the internet. If you are so bothered by the looks I post, ignore them, it's very simple. I don't even earn a cent by doing this.

[tarditardi]

15/06 Sidney Charles fa ballare Bolgia - Bergamo

Ogni sabato al Bolgia di Bergamo si alternano i top dj del pianeta. Il 15 giugno 2024 tocca al portoghese Sidney Charles, vero fenomeno in tutto il mondo, e protagonista al Bolgia Summer Garden, il giardino elettronico del top club sull'A4. Nella Main Room Indoor si balla invece con Malke, simbolo della scena hard techno mondiale.

Con quasi 88mila fan su Instagram, il nome di Sidney Charles è legato al sound della sua label Heavy House Society. Origini portoghesi, tedesco d'adozione, fa il dj da quando aveva 15 anni. Il punto di partenza sono i suoni hip-hop, soul e funk, tra la fine degli anni '80 e l'inizio dei '90. Pubblica la sua musica su label di riferimento come VIVa, Kling Klong, SCI+TEC e Suara. Nel 2013 è nella Top 100 di Resident Advisor. Techno e tech house restano il baricentro. Si sente nei remix per De La Swing, DJOKO o Neverdogs, in "Groove Avenue EP", o in "Space Bass EP", ipnotico lavoro composto da 2 tracce, appena pubblicato da You&Me Records. Tra un top club e l'altro, tra cui ovviamente il Bolgia di Bergamo, Charles è cittadino del mondo: infatti il giorno dopo, ovvero domenica 16 giugno 2024, vola in Spagna, per far scatenare il Pacha Barcellona. Nel giardino elettronico del Bolgia ci sono anche, durante la stessa notte, Frank Storm, Unknown7 e Mattia Caso. L'evento è in collaborazione con Momento Lab.

Veniamo alla Main Room Indoor, dove dominano le sonorità hard techno e hardstyle. Protagonista in console è il top dj produce brasiliano Mario Malke. Classe '87, prima dei 10 anni inizia a suonare la tastiera, seguiranno i primi mixati per le feste dei suoi amici e addirittura una band metal. La svolta, a 20 anni, quando impone il suo nome nella scena hard techno mondiale, suonando in tutto il Sud America e in Europa, nei club e nei festival più importanti. Tecnica, carisma, potenza: in console è una forza della natura. Con lui in console ci sono anche Unexist pres. Dntxst e poi Art Of Fighters, Paola Nyx, Not So Tall, e DØNZO. Per finire, ecco la Alternative Room, con il sound di Anela e Hard Style Brothers. Il Bolgia apre alle 23.30 e si balla fino alle 6 del mattino. 

L'appuntamento di sabato 15 giugno 2024 al Bolgia con Sidney Charles è solo l'ennesimo di assoluto livello al Bolgia. Qui si sono esibiti tra gli altri, top dj come Nico Moreno, I Hate Models, 999999999, Deborah De Luca, Joseph Capriati, Trym, Pawsa, Stella Bossi, Ilario Alicante, Franchino, Len Faki, Ellen Allien e Métaraph, Mathame, Sara Landry, Gordo, Marco Faraone, Indira Paganotto e top party come Kaluki.

15/06 Sidney Charles @ Bolgia - Bergamo

Bolgia - Bergamo

via Vaccarezza 9, Osio Sopra (Bergamo) A4: Dalmine

info: 338 3624803

[gloriousvermin]

Klinging on to anything that makes him feel real just for it become numb.

Forgeting everything so he never feels better.

Just a thief driven by I need for attention.

Just like everyone he hates

Is this what I've become?

A sad child rotting in his bed. Addicted to his pain so he can feel loved.

A complete failure within the system that he hates yet can't live without.

Good for nothing but amplifying his damage.

Stuck in a never ending feed back loop of manufactured hurt and suffering?

That's all he knows to make so that's all that he does. Nothing but a conduit for negative emotions. Spewing it forth for attention and taking it in to keep it going?

Pathetic

All you do is lay there looking sorry for your self. You cry out for help just so you get attention.

Why even post this it's just the same as ever other one.

I'm doomed to this hell of neverending suffering

[mightnightmoon]

Du bist mein Villeicht , für immer.

×mightnightmoon

[skyshadows]

Warum brauche ich eigentlich ein Grund zum gehen wenn ich nicht mal ein zum bleiben habe???

......... XXX..... <3...

-skyshadows