#i hate being antisocial sm

[voidzphere]

i like how i will join a server or somethin and tell myzelf "this is it. im gonna go in there and talk to people" and then i just dont

[sillyhahasilly]

iiiii need caldre vacation hcs like the kriegmans go to the beach or something for vacation and bring cal

im so sorry this took so long. this is the second time im typing most of this cause my STUPID COMPUTER decided to freeze and i had to restart it. but anyway...

CALDRE VACATION HCS

both of their fans would be the type to let their kid bring along their best bud

the gabriels let cal bring andre for 2 reasons: 1) they already r bring 3 kids, whats one more? 2) their kids act better w a non-family member around. also, cals little sibs are closer in age and relationship so cal kinda hangs by himself a lot. his parents are nice enough to let andre come w that reason alone.

the kriegmans let andre bring cal bc andre is a asshole! he is that mf who complains that his parents are making him go to the bahamas (tho, i dont think the kriegmans would go on that type of vacations). andre doesnt like family time, but he likes cal time, so when cal is there he is less of a little bitch and whiny. plus, his parents love cal bc of how good he is at acting normal and sucking up to parents. they think he is a good influence (most of the time) on their anger issues antisocial son (lol)!

andre's fam canonically has a vacation home. andre and cal spend the 4th there (i think) they visit it a lot, and cal comes most of the time. when it starts to get closer to zd though, andre argues his way into being left behind so him and cal can have his house to themselves.

the kreigmans go on vacations more than the gabrials (less kids to spend money on and vacation home)

caldre at the kriegmans vacation home !!!

the home has 2 bedrooms! the one for the kids has a bunkbed. orignally meant for andre and his older brother. now it works perfectly for him and cal.

as u can see from the firework videos that the home is on a lake! cal and andre fuck around on the beach of the lake. they swim and rustle in the water, they fish sometimes (but arent very good at it), and sometimes they go on a boat.

once on said boat, cal started rocking it as a joke. at first andre mad and like, "tf are you doing we are gonna fall" but cal's laughter and playfulness is contagious so eventually he joined in. they tipped into the water. even tho andre yelled his ass off at cal, it is his best summer memory.

i really mean it when i say they have had their best times together at the summer home. it's like a different world there, separate from all the shit that makes them hate themselves and the world sm. (would anyone be interested in a fic abt this)

when they were both older, like senior year, andre tries his best to convince his parents to let them go to the summer home on their own. i dont think they would be allowed to tho. andre is pissed af about it.

the woods near the cabin is where andre's dad took him hunting as a kid. i think he prob took both cal and andre hunting once.

small nsfw warning!!

erm them fucking in their room and needed to stay rlly quiet so andre's parents dont hear them thru the thin cabin walls. also them fucking in the rural woods near the cabin. yea.

kriegmans go to the beach???? (what anon suggested!!)

(i have literally never seen the ocean so i am basing this off of my experience w lakes lmao. sorry man).

Connecticut is up against an ocean so they travel there! not very far at all.

cal sunburns like crazy. andre and his family doesnt (that mexican blood) so they dont really worry much abt properly applying sunscreen. cal isnt good at taking care of himself and andre's parents didnt assume they would need to help a preteen w that so the first time he came home BURNT. after that mrs. kriegman started making sure cal was covered.

tw sh! cal wears long sleeve swim shirts. he says its bc he burns so easily, which is part of the reason, but its mainly to cover up sh. also, sometimes he needs to be cautious abt getting his cuts in the water. but cal is careless w that stuff so he doesnt let him stop it much.

mmm andre in swim shorts shirtless w a chain on his neck and oiled up w some sunscreen mmm.

andre more or less enjoys the beach but cal doesnt for reasons stated above.

andre really enjoys the water. he likes going really deep and trying to spot fish. he brings some fuckass googles that he looks stupid in to see underwater.

cal likes to stay near the shore or on a floaty. he likes to sit and play around w the sand, drawing lines and building mounds.

they both, andre more outwardly cuz its his family, try to drag the group to a more quiet spot on the beach cause they dont like people.

[cookstorys]

I saw

Vinnie hacker sooo I would like to request something idk if you do smut or only fluff so just do whatever you’re comfortable with! Anyway can the reader be shy and doesn’t have social media of any kind and ppl see him in a video and try to find out who he is? You can keep going from there

𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 ���𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢

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Person - Vinnie Hacker

Warning- None 😋

Author Note - I rushed at the end so ☺️

Females Dni

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One hug. That’s all it took for rumors to start to circulate. You weren’t even supposed to be at the party, you just stopped by to see Vinnie. You walked thru that crowd of people to find Vinnie. Once you did a smile appeared on his face when he saw you. “I didn’t know you were coming.” He admitted. Then proceeded to hug you and plant a soft kiss on your forehead. Unknowingly to the both of you, Larray was filming a TikTok and with a simple zoom in you could see you and Vinnie hugging but more importantly, him planting a kiss on your forehead.

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The sun beamed into your newly renovated room. You were starting to be more thankful for your decision to move and stay in L.A. The feeling of tight arms being wrapped around you was another reason you moved. You loved to be loved, The simple feeling of another person that loves you for you was unmatched and Vinnie was just that. He was the hot satisfying candle on oh-so-cold nights.

Before your surroundings could properly focus, your phone buzzed. You let out a lazy sigh and pick the object up.

[Best Friend’s Contact Name]

[Best friend] - OMFG

[Best friend] - IMA NEED YOUR ANTISOCIAL ASS TO LOOK AT THIS!

[Best Friend] - Twitter.com

You froze at the message. Your best friend had a weird sense of humor, to say the least. So, you were rightfully scared of the possibility that this link would either send you to a video of someone getting their ass beat or a very loud porno. To your dismay it was neither of the assumptions, instead, it was a picture of Vinnie planting a kiss on your forehead captioned, “Vinnie hacker spotted romantically kissing a mysterious boy on the forehead last night”

To say you were not happy was an understatement. You quickly sprinted out of bed and ran into your bathroom. This was not good, imagine how your family would react, your siblings. You weren’t in the closet but you also didn’t want to be public with Vinnie just yet. You loved the man to death - you did but you saw yourself as a shy boy from the south, thrown into this bold new world (aka L.A).

You opened your phone to more messages from your best friend to check the comments. ‘Hell no.’ You texted quickly. One thing you hated more than being in the public eye is people’s commentary about you. However, now that the secret’s out it wouldn’t hurt to take a small peak.

You rushed to open the once-closed tab of your messages. You hesitated for a while, finger levitating above the link. After a few more deep breaths your finger fell on the message, after clicking, your phone flashed blue and there appeared the post you had just recently witnessed. You scrolled down to see the comments.

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@user233/ - Omg who is this

@rishardtim - I love this sm

@medontlikeyou - WE MUST FIND THIS MAN

@singleazzbitch - Not them both being fine…

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A knock on the door stopped you from scrolling on. “[Name] are you ok? I saw the post and I’m so sorry. Just open the door let’s talk about this.” Vinnie tried to reason. Your long sigh could be heard thru the door as Vinnie impatiently waited for a response, action, anything. The door slowly opened revealing you and your phone visibly showing the Twitter post. “No, baby don’t listen to them, we can get this covered up or-“ Vinnie’s sentence was cut short by you rushing into his arms. ��I’m ok.” You mumbled. With those two words coming out of your mouth Vinnie let out a breath he didn’t know he was holding.

After a while of silence. Just the two of your hugging and listening to each other's heartbeats. Vinnie spoke.“Have you thought about how you wanna handle this?” You sat in silence for a little while longer until you finally thought of an idea

“Let’s see how much they can learn.” You smirked

[regretevator-confessions]

ok i’m gonna get jumped… i h8 partybeetle with a burning passion . i’m sorry but it would be so toxic if it were canon?? pest literally hates poob’s guts. and sure poob likes him but it’s most likely that the feelings are just platonic. partybeetle mischaracterises pest sm, kind of making him a “tsundere” instead of someone who’s literally ace-spec and antisocial. IDK IT MAKES ME SO MAADDD.. i kinda feel the same way about skaterlight, i mean have you seen infected and lamperts dialogue.. also, why can’t two characters just be good friends without being shipped? i bet if one of them was a girl, knowing this fandom, they wouldn’t be shipped as much

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[i2lovepcstan]

Classic dating headcannons

May be some swearing! Just plain old south park

no pronouns mentioned

all are teens

☆ Stan marsh

☆ Will hold your hand in public even if you find it awkward. He finds it very comforting

☆ His way of affection is physical touch so you better expect hugs and kisses everywhere you go

☆ He enjoys giving and receiving pecks on the cheek (the main reason is because he’ll throw up if on the lips)

☆ He’ll get insecure easily. So picture a random guy trying to get your number he will kiss you and say “sorry she’s mine” but will be like “what if you left me” so you have to reassure him

☆ Expect dates like playing video games because he’s a bit antisocial (way more then the other three) he just likes your comfort

☆ After dating for a while he will get better about throwing up

☆ Kyle Broflovski

☆ he loves study dates sm! He may even bring in some things his mom baked as study snacks (he put study in front of snacks to make it sound special)

☆ He loves the smell of your perfume/cologne he describes it smells like home (idk what he means by that)

☆ is proud he actually snagged you so shows you off a lot and I mean a lot-. “Hey guys look at my s/o!” Is basically his catchphrase

☆ Would most definitely fix your hair or clothes in public if they are messed and if something got spilled on your clothes he would try his best to wipe it off

☆ He acts like he hates when you play with his hair but actually loves it

☆ If your feet hurt he would give you a piggy back ride with no shame at all (it sometimes hurts his back but he doesn’t mind)

☆ Eric Cartman

☆ Act like he doesn’t care about you but truly does when your hurt

☆ hear me out but dates to KFC. For cartman that date sounds like a dream (which honestly for me it does too)

☆ He loves quick forehead kisses from you mostly because he’s short so you can only reach his forehead he’ll only accept (some) kisses from you

☆ The only time he will kiss you is when you rip on Kyle for being either a Jew, a jinger, or being from jersey (or your just really special to him)

☆ Will call you when he has temper tantrums because you “soothe his blood sugar”. When he’s just throwing a fit because he didn’t get what he wanted

☆ Will call you “babe” sometimes. Anything else he won’t for weird reasons

☆ Kenny McCormick

☆ When you buy him gifts he feel guilty because he can’t pay you back for it

☆ Will look a adult content magazines with you so conversations will go like “that one is hot” “they are”

☆ He would be over at your house every day at this point he just spawns there

☆ If you date him expect date just cuddling and enjoying each other’s company (he is to poor to afford a nice dinner date)

☆ both of you fantasize about your future life together and it ends in a big mansion with a couple pets and kids

☆ Sometimes you and him would walk into town and window shop (sometimes you buy things he wants)

I didn’t proof read its 1 AM I tried to think of more but got some writers block tell me if you have requests gn

[moonrisecoeur]

girl you like attention?? naur i crave attention so fucking bad 😭😭 i want someone to be obsessed w me and love me and give me attention so bad 😖 i hate it sm bc i legit have to beat down the part of me that wants to beg ppl to talk to me and do stuff w me and give me attention haha

i probably need help

-🐕

i like attention but honestly i also don’t 💀 i’m such a loner and i’m so antisocial i’ve talked about this before but i wish i could go through life in which no one around me knew i existed WHICH I KNOW SOUNDS BAD but i really just want to live my little life, go to coffee shops, drink my latte and work on my laptop, live my life, listen to music and paint and draw and create works of art that no one will ever get the chance to see besides me and all that fun stuff and the more i think about it, the more i realize that my ideal life doesn’t have another person in it.

am i on the aromantic spectrum? or do i just not like opening up to people and sharing with them details about me and being vulnerable and open and honest? we’ll never know

anyway sorry for the tangent basically i get it but also we’re. very different lol.

[serialreblogger]

actually i’m extremely here for this because not only would it engender some actual sympathy for what staff has to deal with, it would also provide accountability for whatever staff members routinely dismiss my reports of overt transphobia and hate speech without so much as taking down a post

Tumblr Support should livestream themselves answering tickets on Twitch just so people can see all the hatemail they get for trying to fix technical problems, and the mountain of horrible shit they have to read and ban people over. And they repeat that every day. And this is the same experience for every social network. And it never ends.

[tharkflark1]

Kingdom Hearts for the ask game

(sorry this took me so long to answer aaaaa)

Blorbo (fav character, character I think about the most) -

Sora!!!!! My baby boy. Baby boy baby. I have so many thoughts about my son. I wish to give him the softest kish on the head. He requires so many hugs and therapy. I want him to go apeshit. He loves his friends so much and im just ;0;

He deserves so much love,,,,,, <3

Scrunkly (my "baby", character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) -

Antiform/Rage form. Look at that little feral lad go. I love him sm. He's just, a shape. Scrunkly. He hang by him foot and i,,,,,, and he protecc his light and i miss him sm. He chitter and I <3 <3 <3

Scrimblo Bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) -

Data-Sora and Data-Riku!!!! They are so smart. They are so small. I cannot protect them. They are gay. People who say ReCoded doesnt mean anything are not valid as they do not get to properly appreciate my sons. And im so happy new peeps nowadays understand my position.

Glup Shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won't shut up about it for a week) -

Im not sure there are any obscure faves in KH but uhhhhhhh I guess Brain. Brain is so good. I love his outfit and he's just a guy. I miss him so. He went from sassy and antisocial to sassy and the Best Friend. He knew what to do when he knew that emotions would run high with Strelitzia being found out. I want to see him again. AND HIS CHIRITHY HAS HIS HAT. I will never shut up about Brain.

Poor little meow wow meow ("problematic"/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) -

Ansem the Wise! I actually rlly enjoy his arc. With him starting out as a piece of shit as DiZ but then realizing what he did was awful and so spent the rest of his time helping fix the lives he destroyed. He wanted to repent. And he's still helping!!! I rlly like him <3

Horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) -

Sora and Riku for whump related reason. Sometimes hurt/comfort is good for the soul. actually scratch that hurt/comfort is always good for the soul. Also the Heart Hotel. for similar reasons.

Eeby Deeby (character I would send to superhell) -

Yen Sid. Fuck Yen Sid. All my homies hate Yen Sid. Society has progressed past the need for Yen Sid.

[gisellelx]

Hi! Saw you mention Carlisle, Esme, and Rose display signs of PTSD, and Jasper is sociopathic. I agree on Esme, but was stumped by the others. Could you explain what you meant?

So I admit this is mostly coming from that fateful dinner table conversation we see in Midnight Sun. A lot of the Cullen family dynamics get revealed in that conversation. Having read the draft dozens of times years ago, I noticed every single tweak SM made in the final published version. And she brought all of these aspects even more to the fore in the final version than were present in the original.

Mind you, I tend to disregard a lot of this because I read the characters as presented in canon as cardboard. Meyer needed them as props to Edward and Bella's epic love story and so she gave them these very rigid personalities so that they didn't affect the story in ways she didn't want them to. So I tend to assume they are more complex people than they are presented as when I write them. However, the way they are presented is consistent with major issues, and that, too, can be fruitful to think about and explore.

Let's start with sociopathy. First, let me acknowledge that this is not a term that gets applied by psychologists. It's antisocial personality disorder. Sometimes, people who have it are described as not having a conscience. Now, Jasper's gift makes that kind of impossible--by the time we meet him in canon, he's suffering from the weight of the feelings he feels. But we don't get remorse from Jasper. He's not spending a lot of time thinking about what he's done in his lifetime before Alice (directly contrary to how I have written him in the past). His solution to the Bella situation is just...let her not wake up some morning.

Jasper's entire approach, throughout the saga, is pure strategy. Fighting James? Do what is necessary, including splitting everyone else's mate off from them. Fighting the newborns? Train everyone, recruit the wolves at whatever cost to them. And the only reason we don't get his take on His focus is singular: Alice. Whatever the safest outcome is for Alice, that's the one, no matter who else is implicated.

One might think that an empath might approach this all differently--that someone who is forced to suffer the heartbreak of all the other people around him might choose paths which mitigate his own suffering, at least a little. But he never takes this road. Even Carlisle, who by all accounts, seems to be able to sway all the other members of the family, is powerless against Jasper. It's only Alice who can keep him in check.

Psychopathy and sociopathy are sometimes described as being the difference between whether someone has a conscience or not. Sociopaths have a conscience but are theoretically willing to sidestep it when the outcome is favorable. This is canon Jasper to a t, and the fact that he remains this way, after gaining his vampire curse gift, just says all the more about him.

Rosalie, in canon, has mostly disassociated. She is absolutely singular in her pursuit of the only thing that matters to her--making everyone else pay for the fact that Carlisle robbed her of her humanity. The reason I'm willing to armchair psychologist this as PTSD rather than sociopathy like Jasper is that this is not about winning or having a particular outcome. She is acting out of woundedness. We see this in the way she acts at the dinner table--mostly concerned with the effects on her personally, if the Cullens have to move, on the way she handles Bella's humanity, taking until almost a year of elapsed time, even without the New Moon separation, to explain to Bella what what her issues are, and then her hyperfixation on Renesmee, which was not at all about Bella, of course. She responds to the world out of the pain of the worst moment of her existence. Some other PTSD symptoms that Rose exhibits is a general sense of hopelessness, difficulty maintaining close relationships--even with Emmett, we get the impression that their relationship is based on his adoration of her beauty and their wild sex, not on their intimacy. And of course, of all the Cullens, she's the one most prone to angry outbursts, yet another symptom. I happen to think those are usually justified, but they could be read as pathology just as easily.

Ah and Carlisle. This might veer into my headcanon a bit too much, but I'll try to stick to what's on the page. He is constantly, constantly reacting to Edward’s rebellion. I don't think that Rosalie was turned to be Edward's mate. But I do think she was turned because Carlisle was thinking of Edward. He has spent three hundred sixty years running from who he is. There are some theological reasons for this, but there's a perfectly valid worldly explanation for a lot of his behavior in the saga that he's constantly acting out of trauma to keep his family together by hook or by crook. Turning someone into a vampire just because his daughter, who hates him, asked? Drugging a woman by the side of a Phoenix freeway? As a writer, I find several of his actions to be just bad, uninspired writing. But if we take them at face value, you have someone who is constantly trying to patch together things that won't patch. The part where my headcanon comes in is that I read everything that happens after 1931 as a desperate attempt to keep Edward from ever rebelling again. We don't get a sense in canon of exactly how Carlisle felt about that, except for the intense feelings Edward has about Carlisle. If one assumes those feelings are mirrored even a little, Carlisle was undoubtedly traumatized by what Edward did (and, by extension, what that means for his own neediness and loneliness to have turned Edward in the first place), and his every choice after then is about keeping Edward from ever doing that again. Perfectionism, unwillingness to let down one's façade, ineffable optimism--as weird as it seems, these are also very classic trauma responses and Carlisle has them all.

This post is long enough already but there's another layer here in SM's canon that vampires can't change and what that means for the way they respond to trauma. Suffice it to say that I don't think Twipires experience mental health the same way humans do, and that some aspects of what is canon about who they are results in people who must, by definition, be quite effed up.

[insanityclause]

Saney, the girlies are maaaad!!! Lol... comparing apples and oranges as usual and thinking they're being smart. BC/SH who have been married for how many years with TH/ZA? How many RC did Ben and Sophie together BEFORE their rs was official? I believe none, right?

And otoh, Loki antis saying that you calling them out on their shitty behaviour is the same as them whining about the show?

I've been reading some of their rants and they love to say they're being gaslighted but that's exactly what they're trying to do here.

Good thing you don't fall for their bs in any case.

They literally tagged a bunch of us YESTERDAY on a reblog from A MONTH AGO. My own reblog just lamented that it was in the Tom Hiddleston tag. Apparently the suggestion that maybe you keep anti-Tom stuff out of the general fandom tag by not using that generic tag (that all kinds of fans, including new ones, follow) is triggering and attacking. It was so triggering that it was ignored for a month.

And then they reply to us and blame us for attacking them directly - like, I'm not the one in your replies, whoever you are. You're the one who's gaslighting by claiming we're directly attacking you. The first and only time I've interacted with Lotus in any way was literally yesterday. And honestly, when I talk about antis, half the time I'm talking about people on Twitter (not Tumblr) who are directly harassing the creatives - not politely asking or suggesting changes for next season, but literally telling people to k themselves. But I guess that's OK with them? It's only the people who express frustration about that antisocial behaviour on SM who deserve to be called out.

And then they send long-ass asks to Vivi, accusing her, too?? Really??? Trying to imply that Zawe would be disappointed in her.

Guess what, ppl. You aren't the only ones who are differently abled, have mental health issues, are of varying sexualities/identities, are POC. Many of the people you're attacking do, too. Stop pretending you represent all of them, and that all of them hate the show.

Are the gf people who love the show wrong? Are the bisexual people who loved episode three - because Loki's bisexuality was mentioned and NOT turned into his only character trait - wrong? Are the people who regularly go to therapy, but also love the show, wrong? None of these groups is a monolith.

Do not fucking presume you know anything about me.

[donnieluvsthings]

what are your thoughts and favorite quotes from this episode?

my thoughts are that this is one of my favorite episodes EVER it was so good so soft i absolutely LOVED IT and just. ALDKQLDKAL IT WAS AMAZING

anyway this got long who would’ve guessed so its going under a read more aldjaldls i just have a lot of feelings. SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

okay but to actually answer ur question i think it was just. what we NEEDED in this series rn there’s been a lot of angst and i loved POF, i did, but this was just so SOFT and FUN and there was a sprinkle of angst but not OVERWHELMING angst and it was so good. i love that virgil is the one who TOOK CHARGE and he DID THAT himself. he’s the PROTECTOR and he SHOWED IT here. i love that for him❤️💘💙💓❤️💖❣️💖❤️💓💙

also the art was so pretty!!!! all of them look so ADORABLE. the artists are so talented. and story-wise i like how it allowed them to physically interact!!! in the same frame!!!!! virgil turned roman’s face!!! roman put a hand on virgil’s shoulder!!!!! they both grabbed thomas’ shirt and both pushed him (literally) to do stuff!!!!! just. more freedom and i loved that

and idk fam they’re just so HAPPY even tho roman and virgil are two of the sides that maybe are not talking to the others as much bc of, yknow, many past events. i like the allusions to virgil not approving of janus’ acceptance/of lying in general but!!

as @subtlereferencetomyinterests pointed out to me in a galaxy brain moment, virgil’s line “are you gonna rely on deceit for all the answers? is that fair to him?” could mean that virgil recognizes how depending on a single side can hurt that side so he may not like janus but he still doesn’t want janus to get hurt by thomas relying ONLY on janus, bc it will hurt janus—just like relying too much on patton has already hurt patton in the past.

this is turning into me rambling as usual but just!!!!! yes i loved the ep!!!!! i have MANY favorite parts but some are:

Roman: oh, what lad is that which doth enrich the mack on yonder slate // Thomas: huh? // Roman: SIGH cutie at 12o’clock

i literally dont know if thats even what roman says but its hilarious aldjaldk

Virgil: thats a classic introverted method of talking about yourself without having to do anything too extreme......like talking

Roman and Virgil: *seeing Nightmare Before Christmas sticker* OH. MY. GOD.

Virgil: no, DOOFUS

Roman: i hate to rain on ur black parade gerard gay, but—

Thomas: good points guys! I don’t want to be doing this either and i will gladly sit back down now // Roman and Virgil: NO WAIT—

anyway theyre in sync this episode i love them sm

Virgil: u have 5 seconds max // Roman: i’m not MAX, i’m PRINCE ROMAN // Virgil: NO, MAN // Roman: uh its RO-MAN. with an “R”? you’re really struggling today.

Virgil: When it comes to antisocial etiquette, i’m like a TRIPLE expert. an EX-EX-EXPERT // Roman: easy tiger

I’m just gonna end up quoting the entire episode at this rate

GAY EYES (does that work? no. no. it does not. not for me at least)

everything about Nico i love him

Virgil: oh nonono i wasn’t testing you. i was just panicking :)

Thomas: idunno, PLANT

THEY HIDE IN A TRASHCAN

Roman: you were being a baby about the buttons, and the pins had you panicking (roman i love u)

V: thats like CYBER STALKING but REAL LIFE // R: so... stalking // V: OH UR RIGT

The bathroom monologue 🥺 and the GUY IN THE BATHROOM ALSKAL

V: you did it again // T: yeah i gotta stop wooing strangers in bathrooms ALSALDKS STOPPP

R: i so badly want this. i’m desperate for it. ROMANNN

V: HE FEARS THINGS TOO???

Nico: You almost forgot ur food! // V: if you could call it that. // R: YE—AH—UH TELL HIM TO CALL U SOMETIME. whats his number??? TELL HIM HOW CUTE HE IS!! a REAL textbook cutie pie!!!!! OH my gosh i cannot BREATHE right now *excited stuttered breathing* // V, at the same time: whAT?? you can’t just TELL someone to call u! we TEXT each other nowadays!!! and you will NOT tell him he’s a textbook cutie pie!!!!

Nico: you mind kinda telling me about that? // V&R: HUH?? // V: What’d he say? // R: I DUNNO I DUNNO // V: okay thats okay except its super NOT i am FREAKING OUT // R: i think i saw a lot of wide vowels // V: Nevada?? // R: MORE THAN THAT // V: anaconda???? // R: ANACONDA!!! Thomas he’s a Nicki Minaj fan!!!

VIRGIL PUSHES THOMAS BC HE SEES THAT THOMAS AND ROAMN ARE SADLAOWOFJWJF

the entire nico/thomas convo omg

SHUT UP EMO SHUT UP EMO

THE E N D C A R D!!! HAPPY FLAPPY HANDS

EDIT: VIRGIL’S PURPLE EYESHADOW IDK HOW I FORGOT THIS THE FIRST TIME

EDIT 2: also when thomas reads his tweet and virgil INSTANTLY has black eyeshadow again and goes “HUH.....delete it” alfkalfkal

i did in fact end up quoting most of the episode yeah i loved it okay sorry this is so long aldjaldksld goodbye

[bukojuiice]

hello bestieee 💞💞 congrats again on your milestone! hoping for more followers for you in the future! 😘💞 may i pretty please get a match-up with a male jjk character? 👉🏼👈🏼

you already know who i am HAHAHA but anyways, hi hello nice to meet u my name's franz my pronouns are she/her, i love to draw/sketch when i have free time, i also love to read books or fanfics mostly! my idea of a perfect date can be anywhere really as long as it's with someone you click with and while you're with them you just know they are the one char! they are someone you wanted to hang out more with. my personality online differs very greatly from my personality irl lol – i'm more like the edgy type irl HAHAHAH i don't like being around many people all the time so i either just hang out with my close friends or just be by myself in a social event with my phone. i'm easily amused, and i'm also easy to get bored. if i don't click with someone, i really don't bother hanging out with them anymore, because what's the point? sgdjsks n e wayzzz if we're really really close you'll find out i'm a softie and not the antisocial kid who hates people lol and i care so much about my loved ones, i also like to give lil gifts whatever the occasion, or sometimes i just feel like it! my appearance (although you already know that bestie!) is not that phenomenal lol – i have medium length black hair that is hard to tame 🙄 my eyes are slightly slanted i prefer to call it cat's eyes but it's kind of big lmao, my face is chubby now than before, my nose isn't that much as attractive sjsksks and yeah i'm short lmao but i'm taller than my mom so 🤷🏻‍♀️ not sure if this is a cute little quirk but,,,i love leaning my head on my friends' and/or loved ones' shoulders and arms when we're sitting together or just together HAHAHAH i miss doing that tbh also sorry if this is too long bestie! 🤧

hi bestie!!! hMmMm i think you’re a new visitor to my blog and idk you yet, so welcome! 😌👋 chz AHAHAHAH thank you sm for participating in my event franz bestie! ily! 😘

i match you up with...

the terribly aloof but lovable grade 1 sorcerer, nanami kento!

you and nanami would love each other’s company!

the two of you are absolute homebodies who would love to just stay at home. either reading whilst cuddling with each other (your head on his lap or resting your head on his shoulder, his arm draped around you uwu) or watching the newest scary movie or series on netflix with him (although nanami is awfully unfazed by the things the two of you watch most of the time) those were just some of the many things you loved to do with him at home!

To add to that, the two of you aren’t the most sociable people in person, and so, in a way, that’s how the two of you are able to connect with each other the most! basking in the comfort of each other 💗 and despite how cold and reserved nanami is around other people, it’s a total 180-degree shift in his personality when it comes to you! he’s a lot more talkative,  would watch intently as you draw and compliment your pretty art may they be scribbles or doodles, he becomes lively, and there are times when he tends to ramble and rant his heart out whenever the two of you have deep and intelligent conversations!

when you first met him, however, he had his cold and frigid facade radiate around him, and you thought that the two of you would not click at all. but, fate proved that wrong and now the two of you are dorks in love who have so so much love to give to each other. you’re such a big softie for him that you’d give him cute little back-hugs and he’d take you by the hand twirl you around whenever you did so! 💞

 he’s a very domestic boyfriend and nanami would totally be the type to dry, comb your pretty hair, and the one to give in to your cute little temptations and cravings! (like if you want to eat your favorite strawberry-flavored desserts and whatnot!) the two of you are a match made in heaven and you are the reason why the bespectacled sorcerer was able to come out of his shell! (even just a little bit! qwq)

[yousaidyes]

how are you? have been drinking water? anything happen thats semi interesting? i suck at convos lmao, but yeah!! also any progress on HOT (i cant with that name-)- 🌈 anon

um, at this point i barely even am, anon. 😭 thank god the weekend is here because lmao i was on my last fucking legs. i hate my job. i hate formal suits. i hate board rooms. i hate black coffee. i hate pretending im a normal human being! my antisocial-depressed-anxietyridden ass is missing student life like hell. i wanna go back to colleegggeeee 😭 and nope, haven't been drinking any water. istg there's black coffee running in my veins. anywho. enough whining. it's a weekend and i'll damn well make sure to live the fuck out it. i'll drink lots of water and roam around naked in my room and read byler meta and stalk people on instagram. yes, this was my life before. 

anything interesting? oh god yes! i made out with my best friend of nine years *screams* 😂😂😂 the only highlight of not only this week but the whole year. 💀 well, save for the fact that i wrote a fic this year *screams even louder* which reminds me… 

ughhh i can't with that name either it makes me blush 😂 sadly there's not much progress plotwise. i was packed with work. didn't get the time. and when i did… instead of writing more i made another outline for the third chapter like an idiot. :) but it did help me realize some things:

first, it's going to be one long ass chapter. like i've only just written the starting scene and it's already more than 3k which was… the avg length of previous chapters??? and if we add that to the middle portion and the ending scene i'm already done writing… it's 6k???? so like???? it's because these shitheads have stopped listening to me and are doing their own thing and using me to make it happen. blame them! i swear it's like trying to herd a pair of chaotic kittens. cute and soft and fluffy little kittens but also evil as fuck! so i have no choice but to give up and let them guide me. can't help thinking of the time it was only supposed to be a oneshot with a 4k smut scene lolol

second, it's going to be full of action. no more of mike sitting idle, no more of zoning out, no more of flowery thoughts. i wanted to make it fluffy like the rest of the fic but when i tried to do that, none of it sat right with me. and then i realized… the graph is changing with each chapter. while mike was totally lost in his head in chapter one and both absorbed in his thoughts and aware of his surroundings in chapter two, he's gonna have to be in full control now; not only of his actions but also his thoughts. bc there are some things – some facts he isn't allowing himself to acknowledge until it's the right time. which is a challenge for me to achieve bc those facts are practically impossible to avoid while writing. 😭 he's such an idiot. 😩 but i suppose it's unfair to put that on him since it was my idea. 💀 i guess i just never expected him to take me so seriously but then he did and now im in deep shit.

third, i have to get over my shyness with the word “dick” otherwise this whole fic is going to shit and we're all screwed. :) i thought of using a substitute for the word like chicken nugget or something (a writing tip i saw on a writeblr) but that just made it worse. and yes i know smut can be written without mentioning dicks just fine but no! i love it sm when it's mentioned in the fics i read. i wanna give back what i like receiving, damn it! fuck it if im a pussy about it. dicks dicks dicks! there.

[thesecretattic]

Grey Pages**

**not affiliated with yellow pages

I haven’t spoken to anyone like I said since the age of 22 (2017) no one at all… I wake up to 0 notifications even on my birthday & 0 likes, comments, etc. I am not “antisocial” in fact I’m very friendly and gregarious but people are only looking for benefits these days… and good looks/money. I had apps like Snapchat, Messenger, WhatsApp, BBM, etc. but I deleted them cuz they turned out to be my biggest mistake & maximum of them are connected to 501 (and a few other guys) I haven’t stalked anyone since 2016, I don’t follow anyone, only brand pages in fact I never followed people who didn’t follow me back, the same goes for celebs, whoever I followed were following me in return, if you’ve spoken to me and shown interest in me and if you expect me to follow you then you’ll have to follow me back, don’t tell me you’re another desperate wannabe who’s coming on dating apps to gather fans… only illiterate people worship other human beings. I’ve seen them leaving comments like “Dear” “Babygirl” My Angel Shraddha Kapoor” etc. lol (even middle aged aunties write all this so it’s a bit creepy) they keep interacting with Bollywood celebs in their broken English, sometimes I feel sorry for those celebs but when Bollywood actors are getting all this what makes you think you’ll will get fans like us? Liking a movie or someone’s acting is different but all this is very low… that too I love Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp, SRK, Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, Akshay Kumar, Piggy Chops, etc. and I don’t follow all of them on Social media because I hardly use those apps. Coming back to the main topic, I mostly follow brands and stuff because I’m interested in home decor and I collect things for my journal and my teenage cousin (she keeps posting memes and all) that’s it… Like I had said I don’t stalk anyone cuz 501 and all those who’re associated with him give me panic attacks, I get anxious and all and my heart is in my mouth even when I see someone resembling him. I see no point in stalking anyway, you either stalk because you are interested or you do that out of hate, to deride & remove flaws in people, I have no reason to stalk. Earlier when I was journaling on Insta I was receiving a lot of suggestions and they included celebrity accs (not talking about T.V. actors) like Kardashians or Models, Sportspersons, etc. but honestly I’m not someone who would blindly follow all those who have a verified tick… I don’t stalk anyone else either, at times I’ve dropped a few likes for certain ppl when I’ve stumbled upon their IDs but other than that I mostly stick to my own posts, if I might have seen someone’s profile then it must’ve been for fashion, beauty and makeup that too I’m not interested in bloggers, I steer clear from them… they aren’t that talented, it’s all advertisement. I’m not on apps like Snapchat or messenger anymore, I’m sure you know why and anyway what’s the point? I never had any friends and people are very rude & hostile even with “suggested IDs” and mutual contacts, they are constantly seeking benefits and they objectify girls, other than that, they are very arrogant and rough… and so are females. Having 0 notifications feels insulting but I can’t do anything about it. Next, I don’t have WhatsApp either I’m like your grandma sorry I forgot even my grandma has WhatsApp 🤦🏻‍♀️ umm the other day someone from a store called me up for order confirmation and she asked me if my number was on WhatsApp cuz she thought it’s not working anymore and I had to tell her it’s functioning but I’m only on “SMS”, everytime some salesperson asks me if they can send images over WhatsApp I give them my mother’s number and then my mother sends me those things via É-mail, she has to use that “old fashioned” method and don’t worry I have more than 7 email accounts & 50,592 unread mails. Oh looks like I’ve got 3 more mails… There’s a lot more in the latter half of my post

Btw all those who believe Memes are pronounced as “Meems” are a bit wrong, I was pondering upon it and I realised that maybe we’ve been wrong our whole lives :/ idk it’s quite erroneous… Memes are always supposed to be relatable more than anything else, so whenever we see a meme the first thing we all exclaim is “Me-that’s so me…” hence it’s actually a “Me-Me” but it sounds funny nonetheless. As you all know I’m not a “stalker” I’m a *professional detective* luckily keeping my panic attacks in mind, I don’t have to stalk anyone I have all the relevant info of my enemies in the palm of my hand hahaha I had 501’s old telephone number, his mom’s number, his number, his Gujarat Address, his Mumbai address, his Gujarat’s neighbour’s number, Prashant Sir’s number, his brother’s office address and office number, his brother’s number, his brother’s best friend’s number, his brother’s best friend’s dad’s number, his brother’s best friend’s dad’s brother’s number… I’m not lying, his uncle is Shakoun Jain. When I saw that old Gentleman (not 501) his best friend’s dad I realised yeh sab genes ka maamla hai… Sr**n looks like his dad that’s why itna itaraata hai, we didn’t get to choose our looks or parents 🤷🏻‍♀️ why be such a narcissist? :/ Anywho, I would’ve used the term Yellow Pages but it would’ve been too innocuous, so my unique Enemy Directory should be called “Grey Pages” I got all that without stalking anyone, that was one major challenge for me cuz like I said I would get panic attacks (I still do) but luckily, I’m supremely talented so no worries, I didn’t have to stalk any of them or their rishteydaars. Btw I never contacted anyone informally on WhatsApp I don’t have that app and even if I would’ve kept it I wouldn’t have, even when I did, I wouldn’t bother anyone… WhatsApp is a bit informal, it’s for friends and all or businesses, so if it’s something extremely relevant or important like coincidences and stuff I send the link via SMS.

If you are looking for anyone’s contact details psst… or any other info, such as their whereabouts then I accept cheques from all major banks.

Signing off

𝒞𝒵. Zara Sauleh

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

OMW to reblog all of your ficlets because they deserve to be seen!!! By everyone!!! You’re so talented that I am going to bite a chair!!!

“trying not to sound too much like a whiny toddler, but he couldn’t help it” Classic Eli XD This is how Demetri saw him throughout the entirety of his Bad Evil Guy arc. Like “Aight, I’ll be waiting here when you finish your little temper tantrum, Eli” *insert dismissive tongue clicks*

“He’d loved the ocean ever since he was young–running around on the sand, trying to stand up in the ocean as the waves threatened to topple him over, finally coming over to the shade of a large umbrella to have sandwiches for lunch.” YOOOO I LOVE THIS HEADCANON :O It explains why Eli’s naturally a little more tan than Dem!!! Now dead convinced his, Demetri’s, and Moon’s S2 beach hangout was most definitely Eli’s idea. I’m also now thinking of Dem and Eli building elaborate sandcastles with like 12 towers and 6 moats together as kids, and I’m crying ;_____;

“literally anything that avoided touching a grain of sand” Actual footage of Demetri at the beach:

(Really Demetri was always doomed to not be able to use the “high ground” to beat Robby at the tournament--he’s just too much like Anakin, not Obi-Wan!)

Of COURSE Demetri would go into Fussy Mom Mode about Eli wearing sunscreen. Betting he starts immediately worrying and ranting whenever Eli does anything mildly unsafe/unhealthy, and it drives Eli up the fucking wall XD Eventually he comes to appreciate the concern as well as be frustrated by it, though!

“I just hate the way it feels.” Really love the idea of Eli having major sensory issues with a lot of things! It goes so perfectly with him being (most likely) autistic, and I am HERE for it <3 <3 <3 Like sometimes unpleasant physical sensations just suck a lot worse for him than the average Joe, and he gets bugged by things most people wouldn’t care about, and he has to work around that! But Demetri is always there to help when he can, of course <3

“Then we’d still be pale and twiggy and hiss when we see natural light?” So they’d be vampires??? I can’t see the problem with thi--oh he meant pasty antisocial basement gamers didn’t he (Demetri my love you HAVE to be more specific about these things!!!)

Demetri kissing Eli’s forehead and Eli being a little tsundere about it just cured my depression, thank you <3

Eli: That’s gay, Demetri Demetri: WE HAVE BEEN DATING FOR 5 YEARS, I WOULD BE CONCERNED IF IT WAS ANYTHING ELSE

“And if Demetri tried to put sunscreen on Eli haphazardly in the kiss, he pretended not to notice.” DEMETRI YOU SNEAKY LITTLE SHIT He would use trickery and deception to protect Best Bird from ultraviolet radiation, if needed XD

I LOVE THESE SM THANK YOU FOR WRITING THEM <3 <3 <3

For the drabble requests! "ocean" for binary boyfriends?

yay, something for ck !! hope you like this little 350 word drabble <33

"Eli, come here," Demetri said, his voice soft but insistent.

"I don't want to," Eli replied, trying not to sound too much like a whiny toddler, but he couldn't help it. He'd loved the ocean ever since he was young--running around on the sand, trying to stand up in the ocean as the waves threatened to topple him over, finally coming over to the shade of a large umbrella to have sandwiches for lunch.

Demetri did not quite share the same sentiment towards the beach as Eli, much preferring to stay inside playing DungeonLord or literally anything that avoided touching a grain of sand. But he didn't hate it, and when Eli said he really wanted to have a beach day together, Demetri agreed. On one condition.

"You need sunscreen," Demetri insisted. "Not only is sun like this bad for your skin in the long term, but in the short term, you could get a really bad burn--"

"I know," Eli sighed, stepping closer, relieved for his sandals because the sand does feel particularly scorching today. "I just hate the way it feels."

"I know," Demetri replied, taking Eli's hand and sitting him down at their spot under the umbrella. "It's just really important to have something to protect you against the sun. If we stayed inside and played DungeonLord--"

"Then we'd still be pale and twiggy and hiss when we see natural light?" Eli asked, raising a brow.

"Exactly," Demetri grinned smugly, as if he couldn't see the issue with that. "At least there, I can make sure you don't get burnt and whiny about it. But, you know…I can still protect you here, too…" he pressed a kiss to Eli's forehead.

"Whatever," Eli shrugged, cheeks tinted pink in a way that had nothing to do with the blazing California sun. "That's gay, man…"

Demetri rolled his eyes at Eli's defensive instinct. "Good," he shot back, this time pressing a kiss to Eli's lips.

And if Demetri tried to put sunscreen on Eli haphazardly in the kiss, he pretended not to notice.

[ultimatespider]

i’ve never seen any harrison hate personally because i’m not lame or antisocial enough to go on stan twitter but knowing there is hate is upsetting :( he’s literally so unproblematic and pretty supportive and cool guy :( love him sm

the harrison hates i’ve seen are mostly confusing lmao. like i know he has done stupid things such as liking inappropriate jokes but people don’t hate him for that. instead they’re hating him for simply being around tom and i’m just like???? what did he even do to make you dislike him so much