#i hate baking 😭

[angelmush]

tis the season !

[strxwberrylemonxde]

joker fic whrre he like idk loves me...

a/n: skdjks you got it anon! What I would give for this man to love me LMFAO- I'm so serious, someone please sedate me Okay this might be a touch ooc but just let me dream 😭 I'm also sorry this is so short, the writers block still has me in a chokehold

It isn’t often that the Joker falls in love. In fact, it’s a rather rare occurrence. He’s been in this cat-and-mouse game with the Dark Knight for so long that he seemed to forget that he could fall for somebody else. But, when the Joker does fall in love with you, he finds himself thinking about you… a lot. Even in the midst of planning his next crime, fruitily spreading havoc across Gotham, the thought of you always lingers somewhere in his mind. When the Joker falls in love with you, there’s a spark in his eyes when you share a laugh over his jokes. It was always hard to get Batman to crack at his jokes, so to know that you could even crack a smile was enough to thaw his heart. When the Joker falls in love with you, he has a habit of leaving you little notes and trinkets for you to find. Hidden in the most unexpected places, he’d leave them for you when he knew he’d be away for too long. Scrawled on each piece of paper was a new joke tailored to your sense of humor and a little trinket that reminded him of you. This was his way of expressing his feelings for you without needing to voice them out loud. When the Joker does fall in love with you, there is a chaotic, loving energy between you two. No matter what you do or where you are, chaos always ensues. Wreaking havoc in Gotham was his favorite kind of date night and to him, you were his partner in crime and his partner in life. While he may not always show it in the most conventional ways, when the Joker falls in love with you, you become the center of his life-- next to Batman of course.

[theygender]

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[galactaknightyaoi]

who was going to tell me epic yarn is this fun..

[mari-beau]

Apparently, my routine has become that Sunday Mornings are for writing fanfiction (smut).

[staybabblingbaby]

Chat, how do I beg someone to read my shit before I post it?

Like actually I'm gonna EXPLODE rn. I wanna finish up the next SG chapter but something keeps bugging me and I can't FIND it!

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I just need someone who can give me writing feedback </3 I love my friends and my readers but I need someone to tell me what I've done WRONG! AAAAHHHHHH

[rucow]

the real reason i need to get married is so that i'll have someone to bake for /hj

[fragglez]

every time I watch a war related movie and they play the reveille i get spooked i HATE that melody

[ratatatastic]

sportsmen who bake for their teams are the backbone of this society

[inniave]

had planned to bake today but i woke up feeling soooo bad idk if i can manage it :(

[yohankang]

i'm so anxious abt tomorrow i feel nauseous

[orbitfalls]

thank you @lilysrosier and @sugarsnappeases for the tags<33 catch me rambling in the tags as ever<3

i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child

no pressure tags for @scrxpz @sophyayayayaya @theicarusconstellation @svphart @stillagoodwitch and @spaceandotheroddities as well as anyone else who wants to!!!!!<33

[falling-hand-in-unlovable-hand]

i'm done with christmas and winter i want it summer now please god

[roseofcards90]

Made some pie crust tonight for my apple pie tomorrow!!! :3

[pendraegon]

im flying back home on wednesday and on one hand. elated to go back to the midwest. on the other hand. i fucking hate airplanes so fucking much 😐

[bear-cubs-art-things]

drank too much water too fast, feel like ick. ;_;

But on the plus side I'm inside and cooling down :3