#i had to send it

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

[bugbuoyx]

i made tumblr pride flags! feel free to ask for more edits

[eldritch-whispers]

"Hunter, may i have some lööps?"

"No."

"I am starving, Hunter."

"As am I, Lao Shan. The kind Hunter's Guild has thrown the lööps at me. ME, LAO SHAN. I believe they have taken a liking to me."

"No Hunter, I have seen this before. I have observed many things. From the Sapphire Star once heralded as a hero, to the world ender known as Fatalis. And from my experiences I have learned that the Guild will give extra lööps to a Hunter before sending them in an impossible quest. There will be terrible monsters in that quest, Hunter."

"LIES, THAT QUEST IS WHERE THE CHOSEN ONES HUNT TO BECOME TRUE HEROS. YOU ARE A FOOL, LAO SHAN, AND YOU SHALL BE LEFT TO BE DEVOURED BY THE ENDER OF WORLDS WITH YOUR BACKWARDS IDEAS."

"NO, HUNTER. You must believe me. Share with me the lööps and you shall not reach the desired rank for the Hunter's Guild. They will spare your life, Hunter.

"AHA. SO THIS WAS ALL A PLAN TO STEAL MY LÖÖPS. You truly are despicable, Lao Shan. I will not trust your lies."

"Hunter, when I was but a wyrmling in my youth, when my size meant I was harmless to the Guild, I saw it. I witnessed a hunt where no Hunter was left to tell the story. They were vicious monsters, brother, and I saw the truth. I saw the Dark Demise, Fatalis, scorch Hunter's corpses, melting their armours into its own scales. Ahtal-Ka relished in the weapons left by the deceased warriors left in their wake, Hunter, using it to grow its own arsenal. Their bones nothing but trophies to be worn by Nakarkos in their wake. THE HUNTER'S GUILD ARE THE TRUE MONSTERS, HUNTER. THEY LEAD HUNTERS TO THEIR OWN DEMISE, SATISFYING THE DEMONIC BEASTS MEANT TO BE SLAIN."

"Your story amuses me, Lao Shan, but does not convince me. I shall have these lööps myself and be heralded as a hero by the Guild"

"I am sorry for you, Hunter. Your eyes cannot take the blinding light of the truth and you scurry back into the cave. I shall remember you, like I have for those that came before you."

Some doodles from today (yesterday?) as I play more GU, and gosh do I love Gammoth

Also Lao looks like the lööps cat when he stands thus: Lao lööps

Enjoy :>

[skrs-cats]

post oots - bramblestar's storm

[ash-and-starlight]

taking the crumbs of venetian agna qel’a chewing biting gnashing on them until there aren’t even bones left and then spitting out. carnevale northern water tribe style

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[cozylittleartblog]

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

[barghest-land]

drawings from paleo expedition to dagestan, done right on the trip. sometimes messy when it was cold and rainy, but i won't correct it. i think it's cool to leave it just the way it was done, and not retouch it after. there will be more drawings later, but those will be done from home

[martiniluvr]

18+ minors dni

warnings: overstimulation 🎀

★・・・★・・・★・・・★

jason todd who absolutely cannot handle jealousy. who sees red at the slightest lingering stare from a man at the bar while you’re laughing about something you heard at work. who struggles to contain his urge to maim when some asshole ogles the shape of your thighs in your mini dress. who memorises the number plate of any driver who rolls past with their window down to yell out something obscene about your body, knowing the red hood will be paying them a visit later.

it’s probably the lazarus pit talking, but he knows it would be so easy to shatter every bone in their bodies with his bare hands—and, shit, it would feel fuckin’ great. but he’s promised you he’ll save his anger for the ‘real’ bad guys in gotham, so he settles for the next best option: fucking you so good you can barely remember your own name.

one of his hands gropes at your breasts while the other rubs tight circles on your clit as he ruts into you, the obscene sound of your wetness around his cock sending a chill down his spine. he’s worked three torturous orgasms out of you already—two with his mouth, one with his fingers—and you whine desperately as you feel him going for a fourth. your hands weakly claw at the y-shaped scar on his chest as he angles your hips off the bed, so that every thrust brushes against the sensitive spot in your walls.

he looks down at you with a mixture of pride and ferocity. “what’s the matter? too much for you, ma?” he asks, his voice ragged as he fucks into you. your eyes are watery and you’re reduced to a string of incoherent moans, your walls clamping down on him hard as he speaks. jason smiles wide—that’s all the answer he needs. seeing you gasp and writhe at the sensitivity as your fourth orgasm is forced out of you is enough to confirm what the both of you already know. none of those guys could fuck you like this, baby.

[zazrichor]

B A D W O L F

[shwinlsol]

I apparently have an affinity for drawing grizzled old men and their psychopathic exes

[aitadjcrazytimes]

[nocek]

Miguel is the plan guy in this triad (however useless it is with a chaos incarnate in it) and he'll make sure of it one bad fashion statement at a time.

[pangolin-404]

The Lovers by Sneha Solanki // The Kiss by Kelly Mark // TV Garden by Nam June Paik (x2) // Sistine Chapel by Nam June Paik // TV Clock by Nam June Paik // Untitled (The Sky is Blue) by Sandy Smith // More Wrong Things by Carolee Schneemann // Nabil Saleh // Puma XO Tao by Dan Dowding/Media Pollution

[tooquirkytolose]

Louis, mon cher, the youths of tiktok have how do you say..canceled me due to my sexual prowess concerning multiple paramours throughout the annés, they say I have..comment tu dire..reinforced the stéreotypé of the promiscuous bisexuelle...as if it is a fault of mine to be a sensual creature by nature...non, this cannot be louis,,,this will surely affect the world tour mon amour..

[kvtnisseverdeen]

“Then the storm broke, and the dragons danced.” ― George R.R. Martin, Fire & Blood