#i had to go for a blueberry of course hehehe

[berryblu-soda]

tysm for the tag !!!

@ anyone who wants to do this, doesnt matter if youve even interacted ever, knock yourself out <3

Make yourself a guy

Make yourself a guy, specifically an object head guy!

Here’s mine:

Enjoy! Make yourself a guy!

tags: @spookygoatinaboat@championofapollo@lesbianbimbojughead@professional-shitpost

And if you see this and you aren’t tagged, feel free to do it!

[f3llow-colbaltblu3-d3mon]

"A trainer whose goal was to be the very best soon turned for the worst by fates cruel hand. After losing his most valuable companion and a full year of suffering, Strangled Cranberry Cookie decided to use an unknown force to bring her back even if others saw it as a crime against nature. But even after her revival, he could never go back to the life he had once had. He still roams around and will challenge those who are unfortunate to pass by them. With his undead pokemon, Miki, he is sure to send someone down their own grave."

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Here's some info on Blueberry Cookie (aka Mike)

[egg-emperor]

What do you think is Eggman's favourite food? I have a feeling he might like candy, but idk if he would even eat it if he did. Like maybe it would make his teeth hurt. Or maybe that's me projecting

I can start with the obvious and say that eggs are one of them! It's surprising that he hasn't been seen eating them as often as one might expect across various media. But there's no doubt about that as he apparently loves them so much that, even before the always existing Eggman name was brought to the west, his creations still all kept "egg" in their English titles. He's gotta be a big fan of them as a food for that, not just because of his likeness with his shape. XD

It seems that he really likes his fried chicken in Sonic Channel art of his from last year! Apparently he was also stated to like it in the Ultimate Character guide book (though it's impossible to find his page online anywhere) and that was released in 2016, so it's been around longer than that. Makes sense, the Egg also loves the chickens they come from heheh! They're always good with fries, so I imagine this is a common order that he makes to his robots.

OF COURSE I have to mention his gloriously huge sandwich in Unleashed for the millionth time! He's gotta love it if he can impressively put something that big away in exactly ten seconds!

And he was able to provide Zomom with huge sandwiches in Lost World, so he must have robots/machines that are very skilled in putting them together, possibly due to all the experience they have from him commonly getting them to make them for himself.

There's been instances of him liking chili dogs in multiple pieces of media, even including Lego Dimensions and the Twitter Takeover 2, and it's definitely canon to the main game universe too as he has his own favorite version sold at the Eggshop in Unleashed.

It also tells us that he likes to snack on popcorn often

So yeah, we often get the impression that he's mostly a fast food/junk food and sandwiches kind of guy. (Both Eggman and Sonic can go fast and like to eat fast food XD) So I'd say any of these and eggs would be his favorite! I think he has a great taste in food, despite other characters disagreeing immensely.

I do imagine that he enjoys candy too, I think Sweet Mountain is a big sign, in the latest Twitter Takeover he seemed very into the treats made there himself, and there was a hint at his sweet tooth for craving muffins and liking blueberry lollipops. There's also his own Egg Candy that he made and sold at Eggmanland for two main game canon universe examples. I've always had the headcanon that he has quite the sweet tooth and often at least has a bag of lollipops or other candy nearby at all times.

I don't imagine that candy really hurts his teeth very often though because I actually love the headcanon that he has a super strong jaw because it's so big and wide and he's very strong all around. I bet he could easily tear and chomp through foods like tough meat and hard candy surprisingly easily. I like the funny mind image of him being able to chew through big mouthfuls of rock hard candy like jawbreakers as if they're merely soft sweets lol

But I do imagine that he also has the common issue of getting the chewiest and stickiest candy stuck between his big chompers and that's always a hassle. Especially if he puts too much into his mouth at once like he usually does and then gets so much stuck that at times it almost seems to glue his jaw shut as his teeth get stuck together. It's not really painful for him but it is a pain in the sense of him having to brush and floss his teeth hard to deal with it!

He loves candy and can still eat a lot of hard kinds easily, as long as it's not too much of something really tough and sticky, like on the level of really hard toffee or something!

[poc-movie-supremacy]

Family Traditions

@mousemadej

HEHEHE MERRY CHRISTMAS MAXIE I hope you like this, so much

Shane reminisces about visiting his family with Steven while they wait on the train to visit Steven’s family. They had danced and ate and sang. Old Family traditions are kept alive, and New ones are made. 

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They were in the back of an uber heading to the airport. Steven sat beside him in the passenger seat reading from his phone. A light snow had just started and the roads were thankfully empty. Driving in the snow never made him feel easy. As they drove along silently, Shane reminisced about visiting his parent’s. 

This was the first year in a while that he was able to visit them instead of them visiting him. His parents, his brother and his wife and their daughter were spending the holiday together. Scott, his brother, and Sofia, his niece, met him and Steven at the airport. Sophia sprinted toward her uncle giggling wildly. Shane handed his one bag to Steven and bent down to pick up Sophia. He swung her around before peppering kisses onto her face. Scott gave Steven a hug before taking some of their bags. Steven watched happily as uncle and niece reacquainted themselves to each other. She was rapidly telling him some story about an incident in school. Sophia talked so quickly that Shane could only nod along. The interaction made Steven giggle. 

This alerted Sophia to Steven’s presence. “Hi Uncle Stevie! Merry Christmas! Can you believe what Eleanora did?”

Steven shook his head, trying in vain not to burst out laughing. Sophia paid it no mind, and continued telling her story. Steven took Shane’s hand and together left the airport. 

Christmas with the Madej’s was fun. It snowed the entire time they were there, making it the first white Christmas they’ve had in a while. Sophia was ecstatic and pulled whichever uncle was available into playing in the snow with her. Shane thought he could handle the snow but he was sorely mistaken. Being a California boy took a toll on him and forced him to layer up more than usual. Steven was a little smarter and layered up from the get go. Together, with Sophia, they played many games in the snow that Shane used to play as a kid. They made gay snowmen, had a snowball fight and went sledding. By the end of it, Shane was shivering. Scott gave him an earful for it, but Steven took the opportunity to curl up against him, making up for it. 

Late nights with the Madej’s were just as fun. Some nights, Sherry and her husband regaled the room of Christmas stories from old, other nights they put on a record of old Christmas and dance the night away. Shane would get up and stretch out his long legs before extending a hand to Steven. Steven would blush but accept. Shane would pull him close to do a little waltz around the living room. Lowly, ever so softly, Shane would whisper the lyrics of the songs he knew best into Steven’s ear. The crackling of the fire, the twinkle of the Christmas lights, and the glint of their wedding rings (because of the fire) provided a nice ambiance. 

“Here we are, as in olden days… Happy golden days, to youuu.” Shane sang into Steven’s ear. 

Steven hummed, “This what your childhood was like? Dancing with someone to your parent’s old Christmas records?”

“Not exactly, as a child I didn’t have a pretty partner.” Shane’s voice was deep and low and he caught Steven’s eye to wink. It made the other man giggle aloud and blush deeply.

“We also used to eat the snow.” Shane added absentmindedly. 

“Eat the snow?” Steven prodded, curious.

“Yeah, I’ll show you sometime. Mom would send me and Scott out with tins to collect fresh snow. When we’d get back, she’d coat them in syrup and give us a spoon. Free food!” Shane exclaimed excitedly. 

“One day we’ll have to try it,” Steven said with a smile. 

They were only able to stay at the Madej’s for a short while before having to pack up and head over to Steven’s parents house. They devised a system where they would spend five days with the Madej’s then take a train to the Lim Family and spend another five days there before going home. 

Finding out Uncle Steven and Uncle Shane couldn’t stay for the whole holiday devastated Sophia. Shane almost, almost, changed his mind for her, but knew they had to stick to the plan. Before they left, Sophia handed the two men a couple of messiled wrapped Christmas gifts. Steven smiled at her and gave her a thank you hug. Shane shared similar sentiments making Sophia beam.

“I’m sad that you can’t be home for Christmas, so I wanted to give you these now, so you’d have it one Christmas. You can’t open it before Christmas okay?” 

Steven nodded solemnly, “We promise sweetheart. We’ll even facetime you so you can watch us open it.”

Sophia looked up at them with hopeful excitement. “Really, you promise?”

Steven smiled warmly at her and put a hand on her cheek, “We promise.” Sophia squealed excitedly and ran off to tell her mom about the new development. 

Shane smiled gratefully at Steven. “You’re a lifesaver.”

“Is getting a kid my reward?” Steven teased.

“When God gives me the ability to have kids sure. Until then we wait.”

“I can be patient, I guess,” Steven teased. He held up his pinky in a promise, “kids one day?” 

Shane finished the pinky promise, and chuckled. “Kids one day, baby, one day.” 

“Can’t wait.” 

As Steven went around the upper half of the house checking to make sure they didn’t forget anything, Shane took the bottom half. When he noticed the to-go syrup packets, Shane stuffed a few into his pockets. 

They headed off to the train to catch the next ride to Ohio. Luckily they arrived with time to spare. Steven settled in to wait for the train with a novel. Shane still felt a little restless though, and went to walk around. It was still snowing outside, enough that a decent layer of snow covered the ground. 

Opportunity struck Shane, making him smile. He walked back into the airport and found a souvenir shop that sold nice cups. Shane picked one that he knew Steven would like, a cup that had many little drawings on it. It was a fox and a cat in the woods with strawberries and blueberries around them. He thanked the clerk before heading back out. Quickly, it was cold, Shane scooped up a cup of fresh snow. He poured the packs of syrup onto the snow to create a thick layer. A pop up restaurant had some plastic spoons he could use. With his little treat ready, he headed back to his husband. 

Steven had his forearms resting on his thighs trying in vain not to fall asleep. Shane let out a soft chuckle and plopped down next to him. “Wakey wakey baby. Look what I made you.” 

Steven moved slowly, like his brain was lagging. He blinked at him, slightly confused like his brain wasn’t aware of its surroundings. The look on his face was open and trusting and tinged with love and confusion. It made Shane smile for a second, calmed by the steady love his husband had for him. Then a sense of excitement took over when he remembered the gift he had. 

“I got something for you!” Shane singsonged. He pulled out the cup of what was basically sweet sugar ice and held it out to Steven. The other very tired man perked up instantly. His eyes widened at the cup full of treats with pretty designs. His mouth dropped open into a pretty o shape while his hands carefully cradled the cup. 

“Baby…” he breathed.

Shane chuckled nervously. “Do you like it?” 

Steven nodded frantically with a slow bashful smile creeping onto his face. He took the spoon, swirled the snow and syrup before taking a bite. Shane waited ‘calmly’ for his husbands reactions. 

It didn’t disappoint. Steven made a happy noise before continuing to scarf it down. When he finally took a break he smiled happily at his boyfriend. Shane reached over and thumbed away some excess syrup on Steven’s upper lip. 

“This?” Steven gestured to the half full cup of syrup snow, “This is good. Very good. I get why you loved it as a kid. Thank you for getting me some.”

“Of course Stevie. I’m glad you liked it so much.” Steven nodded then went back to eating the treat. By the time Steven fully finished his icy treat, the train was ready to board.  They carefully packed up the cup, which Steven loved, into one of their extra bags before boarding the train. It was relatively sleek with many red velvet booth seats. They found their row and put away their bags. Shane settled in to watch a movie on his phone while Steven picked up his book from earlier. 

They sat together in silence for a while. The train conductor gave announcements before leaving the station. Once the sugar rush cleared up, Steven passed out. Shane closed his book and made sure Steven was comfortable beside him. Shane plugged in some soft Christmas music and let himself relax. 

“What are you listening to?” A groggy voice asked beside him. Steven yawned and stretched out beside him. 

“Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas.” 

Steven made grabby hands for one of Shane’s airpods. Shane gave him one of the airpods and started the song up again.

“Mmm. Nice song, Is this your favourite?” 

“I’ve never thought about favorites. ‘Is Christmas only a tree’ is a good one. My mom’s always loved ‘Your a Mean One Mr. Grinch.’ She’ll put on this green mask and get my father to dance with her.” Shane laughed at the old childhood memory. 

“My parents were a little more formal. My father used to sit at the piano and start the music. Then my mom would stop whatever she was doing to join him on the bench. Together they would sing a few Christmas songs. O’ Holy Night was a favourite of my parents.”

“It’s a nice song. Melancholic, but i don’t know… moving? If that makes sense.”

Steven nodded thoughtfully. “Yeah, you feel something while it plays.” Shane let his fingers play with Steven’s as ‘Have yourself a Merry Christmas’ comes to a close. 

“What to play next…” Shane mumbled as he looked through the different options. With disdain he scorned, “Not ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside.’ I don’t like that song.”

Steven made an unhappy sound, “I don’t like it either.” Steven tightened his grip on Shane’s fingers, “Oh look! ‘The Christmas Song’ by Nat King Cole, play that one.”

“Is that your favorite?”

“Nope, I actually like “Christmas Tree Farm” by Taylor Swift. Very upbeat and happy song, but still feeling almost vintage. My parents would always play the more Catholic Christmas Songs, and they were great, but not like upbeat, you know? So hearing this song that I definitely mistake for a slightly older one, with nostalgic family vibes that was happy was an instant win for me.” 

“It is a great song, I like the violins in the beginning. Really spices it up.” Shane took a deep breath, “I think I picked a song I really like.” 

Steven quirked an eyebrow at him. “In the spirit of upbeat songs, ‘I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas’ is a favorite one. It’s so weird but happy. I don’t know why but I’ve always liked it.”

Steven smiled at his husband. “It’s a nice song. Whenever it plays I can’t help but giggle at it. The girl singing is adorable.” 

“She needs her hippopotamus!” Shane joked, unintentionally making himself laugh softly which made Steven laugh too. 

“She needs her hippopotamus,” Steven echoed through his giggles. When they calmed down he looked around the train car. It was empty save for two waitresses talking in a booth, booths away from them and a few passengers in the single seats near the front of the car. An idea struck Steven. He disconnected the air pods, searched up ‘I want a hippopotamus’ on Youtube. 

“Another time maybe I’ll show you a family tradition. Maybe I’ll play you O Holy Night on the piano while you sing, but for now why not do one of yours… ish. Ok maybe this isn’t one of your family’s traditions, but its still nice.”

Shane looked at his husband apprehensively. Steven smiled back at him, wobbling between awkward and excited. “Stevie, what do you mean?”

Stevie stretched his hand out, “Dance with me?” Shane laughed out loud. He took Steven’s hand, played the song at a low volume and danced. It wasn’t like the half-waltz back in the cabin. This was flailing limbs, loud laughs, and soft touches. It was really pretty bad, but it was there’s, so that made it special. 

“We should do this again.” Steven told Shane as the song came to an end.

Shane looked at him, perplexed. “Dancing on a train?”

“No, visiting both our families and dancing wildly on a train. Maybe this could be our family tradition.”

“It’d be a pretty funny tradition. I love it.” The boys got back into the car seat and talked quietly about other Christmas traditions. The car ride went on smoothly. Snow hit the window as one of the workers passed out some hot chocolate. This time Shane would be the one to fall asleep during the last leg of the journey. Steven sipped on some hot coco as he watched the snow fall.. He made sure Shane was comfortable sleeping next to him. Before checking up on work, and with Ryan and their other friends, Steven fingered his wedding ring. “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night,” he joked. It was a good night indeed.

[jonghoshoe]

OMG THAT IDEA IS SOOO CUTE. I expect nothing less from you honestly. So here me out: Blueberry Muffin and Hongjoong. I think that it would be really cute- ♟anon

I love u sm chess piece anon 

Blueberry Muffin

Summary: A night out at a bar goes wrong, lucky for you, the blue haired man you not-so-subtly crashed into just so happens to be a good Samaritan.

Word Count: 1k-

Pairing: Kim Hongjoong x Netural Reader

Content Warnings: Non-consensual drug use, mild swearing, very mild hospital scenes but don’t worry, admin is scared of needles so absolutely nothing but those being mentioned in passing.

Of course, of course it had to be you.

It’s always you, anything bad that can happen while out, will happen. 

That’s the only thing that can explain the fact that you can’t find your friends, your drink suddenly tastes a lot more salty than before, and you can’t for the life of you pry your eyes open enough to so much as see the bartender, nevermind asking them for help.

In a last ditch effort to not be murdered in a shady alleyway, you throw yourself at the stranger with blue hair, it being the only thing cluing you in on there being a person there amongst the dingy lighting and your eyes that refuse to stay open.

You can vaguely hear him reacting in surprise, before asking basic questions any non-drugged person could definitely answer. You think you can feel him lowering you onto a seat as the last of your consciousness fades.

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Waking up in a hospital is a pretty disorienting experience, especially when there’s fucking nobody there. You’re waiting for a good hour or so until someone finally comes to check in on you because there is no way you’re moving with this many things attached to you.

Thankfully, your nurse is very sweet and answers all your questions after you ask only one.

‘’Oh you’re alright love! Nothing happened, I’m actually friends with the guy that got you here.’’ He says, checking over a lot of things and then beginning to un-hook you from all those wires you aren’t quite sure the purpose of.

‘’The who? Is that the blue haired guy I threw myself at before passing out?’’

The man laughs, ‘’He described it more as a tumble, but yes. Stayed with you the entire ambulance ride too.’’

He continues pattering around the room, handing you a cup of that really good hospital water as he does so before he tells you you’re free to get dressed and leave.

‘’Now remember to get lots of fluids, maybe rest up a bit and oh- He left a note in your pocket, asked me to tell you to check it when you woke up. Well, that’ll be all, toodles!’’ He says before disappearing from the doorway.

The note is pretty standard as far as ‘Notes from kind strange men with blue hair who possibly saved your life’ go, which admittedly you don’t really receive a lot of. It just has a phone number, as well as a little note of ‘Text me when you wake up please! I want to make sure you’re okay -Hongjoong (blue haired guy)’

Cute, so your saviour has a sense of humour. Though you supposed it’d be weird if he didn’t given his eccentric friend.

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You’d nearly forgotten about Hongjoong until you got home, his note falling out your pocket as you got changed out of your clothes from last night and into some much, much more comfortable pyjamas. 

Sitting down with your breakfast (though you suppose it’s brunch now) you finally send Hongjoong a message.

Me:

[Hey, I finally woke up. Your friend said you wanted me to text you?]

Hongjoong:

[Ohmygoshyouactuallytextedme. Are you okay? You’re not hurt at all right? I tried to be gentle but some guy was really insistent on getting to you so I’m sososo sorry if I left any bruise from holding you too hard!]

Me:

[No bruises as far as I know of, Is it true you stayed with me the whole ambulance ride?]

Hongjoong:

[I did indeed! I wanted to make sure you were in good hands, and since I already knew someone working there and kinda knew the situation I figured it’d be a smart thing to do]

[Wait that’s not creepy right?]

Me:

[A little, but it seems your heart was in the right place. I just wish I could give a better thank you than a text message.]

Hongjoong: 

[Maybe we can meet up? At a cafe or something, not some club. In fact, I’ve just finished my shift at The Aurora if you’re free?]

Me:

[Good thing I only go out when I have a weekend off then, I’ll get there in about half an hout]

Hongjoong:

[See you then!^-^]

You debate adding to that time by taking a shower, but you don’t feel too bad and the guy’s already seen you in a pretty bad state, so it’s not like your appearance really matters now. 

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Despite the amount of people with dyed hair in the very small cafe, it’s still easy to spot Hongjoong and his bright blue mop on his head.

‘’Great to finally meet you! The shitty lighting in that club absolutely did not do you justice.’’ He says with a grin as he shakes your hand before sitting back down on one of the sofas.

‘’And it’s nice to finally see your face instead of remembering you as a mop of blurry blue hair.’’ You reply with a chuckle.

‘’Ah, so the blue is a beacon for cute damsels then? I’m glad to have it!’’

You can’t help but to laugh at his statement, ‘’I am not a damsel, thanks for calling me cute though. I just happened to be totally abandoned by my friends and then had my drink drugged! Could totally happen to anyone.’’You huff indignantly, only keeping it up for about a second before breaking out into laughter along with your blue-haired companion.

‘’Well then, those are pretty shitty friends.’’ He says, his tone is jovial, but you can see the concern in his expression.

‘’Yeah, only ones I got though- Unless you count work friends.’’

‘’Well then!’’ Hongjoong starts with a clap of his hands, ‘’Good thing my very awesome friend group is accepting friend applications! And we just so happen to be missing a cute, absolutely not a damsel who has an affinity for blue haired strangers!’’

(Notice my sneaky little nod to The Aurora from my Yunho drabble hehehe, I’m really starting to unintentionally build the au universe huh?)

[bernadineisreborn]

Can you write a scene where Draco kisses readers forehead while they’re still friends before they date but she almost died or somethin cuz forehead kisses be underrated 👀

a/n: hehehe okayyyyy!! this is a cute request. a nice, fluffy drabble follows. 

warnings: not edited very well, hallucinations, slight mention of blood, one (1) swear word, hospital wing visit, death omen from trelawney, sort of dark mention of being forced to become a death eater (it’s light-hearted i promise)

word count: 2010 [technically longer than drabble-length fight me]

As a witch, you know of at least 1,000 ways you could die accidentally, by cause of your own magic or attempts at magic. That’s how Luna Lovegood’s mother had died, you’d heard. Experimenting with spells. Curiosity was not always a good thing in the Wizarding World, especially if you were known to have occasional bouts of extreme clumsiness. Which, of course, you were.

One particular Monday, you were sitting quietly in Divination. Class hadn’t started yet. Professor Trelawney hadn’t even made her usual grand entrance. You laid your books neatly in front of you.

Not two minutes later, she swooped in. Pansy Parkinson, who was sitting next to you, rolled her eyes at the crystal ball on the velvet-clothed table in front of her. Trelawney stopped suddenly, and spun very importantly towards you and Pansy. Her brows were pulled tight against her eyelids, which were open wide.

“You, dear,” she pointed to you, “You have something very dangerous in your future.”

You gaped, unsure what to say. It wasn’t unlike Trelawney to tell a random student that they had a death omen, or something of the sort, but it wasn’t very calming to be the student she chose.

Pansy scoffed, “Yeah? What’s that?”

Trelawney’s glazed eyes turned to your friend, “She must be careful! There is something dark indeed! A mysterious outcome, yes, could go either way…” she trailed off.

You still hadn’t said anything, but a chill found the back of your neck and you shuddered involuntarily.

“Ah, yes, even she can see the danger! Tell me, dear, have you seen any omens lately? Any signs in tea leaves? Perhaps three caws of a crow?”

You shook your head, and Pansy spoke up again, “I saw her tea leaves this morning, Professor. Perfectly ordinary,” her glare shifted into more of a smirk, “Maybe your message was meant for Blaise, he seems like he needs a bit of bad luck. Far too cocky, lately.”

“Says you, Parkinson,” snorted Blaise.

With that, Trelawney’s attention was officially elsewhere as she began another ominous lecture. Pansy’s eyes met yours, “Everyone knows she’s a crackpot, don’t worry about it,” she reassured you.

You nodded, “Yeah. You’re right.” You steeled your expression and began your notes.

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You stepped into Herbology later that day, Trelawney’s prediction having left a seemingly permanent shiver in your spine.

You had skipped lunch in order to work on a few essays, and were munching on some berries.

The Herbology room was one of your favorite classrooms. The greenery was an aesthetic, the plants were fascinating to watch, and the clean air was intoxicating.

You were alone with the plants, and you admired them in silence. After a few minutes of watching the Chinese Chomping Cabbage bite at the air, your eyes were drawn to a rather large pot of Belladonna. You wandered over to it, and picked some of the berries to use in Potions.

A few minutes later, Draco waltzed in. His expression, as usual, looked a bit distasteful, until he made eye contact with you. His expression morphed into the tiniest of smiles. “Hello, Y/N.”

Draco’s family had been friends with yours since before either of you were born, as it was with many pureblood families. You’d fought a lot when you were younger, but as time went on, both of you seemed to realize you were allied on more fronts than not.

“Draco,” you greeted, “How are you, today?”

“I’m alright. Though, I heard you were the lucky student marked for doom today.” His smile turned into concern.

You gave another shiver, “Well, yes, there’s that. Otherwise fine though,” you tried to smile in a convincing manner, but you could only manage a grimace. You popped a berry into your mouth, finding comfort in the sweet taste.

Draco pursed his lips, “Y/N, I’m sure that—”

You stopped listening, because suddenly, the berry in your mouth was rather spicy, not sweet. You looked down, and in your hand were the dark purple berries of the Belladonna. Your blueberries were still sitting on the table with your books.

You looked back up to Draco. He was looking at you, making no attempts to hide the concern written all over his pale face. “… Y/N?… Y/N?”

You coughed as the berry burned your throat. “Erm, Draco?” He was becoming fuzzy around the edges and his hair was looking yellowish, almost neon. You reminded yourself of the effects of Belladonna berries: hallucinations, delirium. You blinked, and coughed again. You meant to tell him what you’d accidentally done, what your attempts at gathering supplies for Potions had amounted to. But all you could say was, “You’re a lemon.”

Draco stared, uncomprehending, very, very confused. His eyes raked over you, standing very still, eating berries. “What in Merlin’s name do you mean, ‘I’m a lemon’?”

You stumbled a bit as you walked toward him. His immediate thought was: she’s drunk some firewhiskey. But, you wouldn’t do that. You were a good, focused student.

You reached him and pulled your hand up, tangling your fingers in his lemony hair. Draco blushed and tried to step away, but you were insistent. “When did you turn into a lemon?”

“Y/N? What are you on about?” Draco grabbed the hand that was not in his hair, in an attempt to get your attention. A few dark purple berries fell into his hand, squishing into juice in his palm. They smelled weird. He eyed them cautiously, “What are you eating?”

You pulled away when you saw Draco bring the berries to his face to smell them. Even in your current state, you knew this was bad. Or, maybe, the berries just told you it was bad. Because suddenly, they had little, angry faces and they were yelling at you.

“Don’t let him eat us, you ignorant, stupid girl!” screamed the one in the front.

You stumbled again, “No, Draco, don’t.” you slurred, “These are not good for eating,” you offered him some blueberries from your bag on the table, “Here take these, instead.”

“What do you mean?” Draco felt the blood drain from his face as he realized what was going on, “What kind of berries are these?”

You said nothing, but your eyes lingered to a pot across the room, where you had been standing when Draco first entered. Belladonna.

“Y/N,” he said, his eyes growing very stern, “Please tell me that you didn’t eat Belladonna berries.”

You giggled, “I wasn’t supposed to.”

Draco held his arm out for you to balance on, which you took gratefully. You were so grateful, in fact, that you started hugging him and didn’t let go. “For fuck’s sake, no, you were not supposed to.” He started leading the pair of you out of the room and towards the Hospital Wing.

“You’re so nice, Draco, the berries are happy you didn’t eat them. They—” You stopped speaking, staring over Draco’s shoulder, “Draco, why aren’t you real?”

Draco followed your gaze: nothing was there, “Darling, what do you mean? I’m right here. Merlin, just come with me, already.”

You met his eyes, finally, “Nope, I know you’re not real. Draco isn’t this nice to stupid people.” You pulled away from him and started swatting at your arm.

Draco was exasperated, “Y/N, you’re not stupid. Usually. You just—” his eyes shifted to your arm, which you were still hitting lightly, “What are you doing?”

“There’s a tentacle in my arm,” you explained, as though it made all the sense in the world.

Draco took your tentacle arm and pulled you along.

“Where are we going?” you asked, “And who is that man?”

Draco followed your gaze again, but there was no man.

“Oh, maybe you are real, you’re acting like normal again. You know, ignoring me.” You sighed, “How come you never ignore Pansy? It’s because she’s prettier than me, isn’t it? Oh good, there she is,” You started talking to someone to your left, but again, there was no one there. “Pansy, I think Draco might be in love with you. It would make sense, you know. Everyone’s been saying that you’re dating.”

Draco rolled his eyes at this comment, but said nothing and continued walking.

You giggled, and shushed the imaginary Pansy, “No, no! Don’t tell him, don’t you dare!”

Though he was more than mildly concerned, he was also interested in something you might be keeping secret from him, “Don’t tell me what?” he asked, glancing at you with a glimmer of mischief hidden in his scowl.

You turned your chin up, “Pansy won’t tell.”

Draco laughed in spite of himself, “I’d reckon I’ll never know from her, then.” You walked in silence for a few moments, “Maybe you ought to tell me.”

Your eyes widened, “No. She’d be very cross with me.”

“Why does Pansy care? I thought it was your secret.”

You frowned at him as though he was the one making no sense, “It’s my secret. But the other me would be mad if I told you.”

Draco couldn’t help laughing again, “The other you? And where is she?”

You tapped your forehead smartly, “Right in here.”

He rolled his eyes, “Oh, obviously.”

By now, you had reached the Hospital Wing. Draco led you to Madame Pomfrey. “She’s eaten some berries from a Belladonna plant,” he explained, gesturing to you, still clinging to his arm. “I’m not sure—”

Just then, you began screaming a very loud, very upsetting scream.

Madame Pomfrey moved swiftly into action.

You were hyperventilating, your breath escaping you in forced pants, “No! No! Go away! You can’t make me! I won’t join you!” You met Draco’s eyes, “Draco! Help! They can’t make me, please!” you sobbed.

Draco’s earlier feelings of worry returned. He had been about to tell Madame Pomfrey that he didn’t think you’d gotten too much of the berry, because you seemed relatively mellow. Now, that assessment was clearly overruled.

You began clawing at your arms again, drawing blood this time.

“Malfoy!” snapped Madame Pomfrey, “Help me restrain her.”

Draco held you down on one of the Hospital Wing cots as you kicked and screamed. His heart ached for you, having a pretty good idea what you were hallucinating now without having to ask. After all, didn’t the same fear plague his nightmares?

Madame Pomfrey finished tying you down, and forced some Calming Draught down your throat during a particularly drawn out scream. You gurgled it down, and slowly stopped thrashing. Next, she administered the antidote to the Belladonna.

“How did this happen, Malfoy?” she asked. Draco was in stunned silence as he watched you. “Malfoy!”

Draco’s eyes snapped to hers, “Erm, I think she picked some and thought she was eating her blueberries from lunch.”

Madame Pomfrey huffed. After a few minutes she said, “Well, she’ll be fine. She’s going to have a headache. Get back to class.”

Draco didn’t move.

Madame Pomfrey sighed, “Fine. You can stay until she wakes up. But you’re not sleeping here!” With that, she walked away, probably going to help some other unfortunate student.

Draco sat next to you. Your face, finally, was serene, but you were paler than normal. After a moment, your eyebrows creased, and you hummed. Draco reached for your hand, and gripped it lightly.

He brought your hand to his face and kissed it lightly. He frowned, there was still a crease in between your eyebrows. He moved to the spot on your forehead and kissed lightly there, too.

“Malfoy!” scolded Madame Pomfrey from across the room.

Draco blushed. You blinked awake, sleep and haze still clouding your eyes, “Draco, did you just kiss me?”

His blush deepened, “Only because you looked so pathetic.”

You laughed, his hair was still a shade of neon yellow, though it was fading. Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad to tell him your secret, after all.

You closed your eyes again, “I’m pathetic? At least my hair isn’t that ridiculous shade of yellow.”

He huffed.

You giggled and squinted an eye open at him. “Goodnight, lemon.”

“Goodnight, Y/N.”

[hiraethhh-h]

Birthday Bash

Fandom: Obey Me! Shall We Date?

Warnings: Suggestive themes.

Wordcount: 2.5k

Notes: hehehE,,, guess who’s back from hiatus :) this is also a little birfday gift to myself uwu

Aurora’s time down at the Devildom had been going swimmingly so far, but the opposite could be said about her time at the House of Lamentation. Don’t get her wrong, she cared for all seven brothers, despite the fact that she had gotten into several mishaps with most of them. Especially with Lucifer. Besides that, she could say that her time with them had been enjoyable. Diavolo had shown the most kindness to her whenever she was around, Barbatos was indifferent to her, but she could tell he was at least a bit fond of her.

In fact, Diavolo had caught wind of her birthday from her file, and decided to throw her  surprise birthday party at his castle. Of course, when he presented the idea to the council, the seven brothers agreed almost immediately. And thus, their weeks of planning began. To say the least, all seven brothers planned to make Aurora their own during her birthday. But yet another obstacle would be thrown their way.

From the early weeks of November, to the first few weeks of December, the seven brothers, Diavolo, and Barbatos spent countless hours planning. But their deadline, December fourteenth, was rapidly approaching. Aurora was excited for her birthday, wondering what would entail, but then again, she hoped nothing too hectic would happen on her special day. As the last few days boiled down, the ‘Aurora Surprise Party Planning Committee,’ as dubbed by Mammon, was coming to a close. And thus, finally the day had arrived.

Luckily this year her day was on a Saturday, allowing her to stay up as late as she wanted without having to worry about Lucifer forcing the curfew on her. She sat up from her bed, yawning softly as she threw her arms over her head, stretching with a soft groan. The figure beside her shifted, still sound asleep. Aurora turned to gaze down at the lump, only to see a familiar mop of blueish-grey hair. The girl raised a brow at the sight of Belphegor curled up at her side. He usually slept with Beel in their room right? Maybe the two had had another falling out, but that was quite rare for that to happen… Shaking her head with a soft sigh, she peeled the covers off of her body, shifting her legs to rest on the edge of her bed.

The feeling of an arm wrapping around her waist stopped the girl, followed by a sleepy voice whining, “Stay a bit longer…” Aurora blinked at Belphegor, looking over her shoulder. Her aqua eyes met with half-lidded violet ones, speckles of pink decorating the edges. The Avatar of Sloth gently tugged at her t-shirt, motioning for her to come back to lay beside him. Aurora exhaled through her nose, turning to face the male. “I promised I’d help Beel with breakfast today Belphie…” she muttered softly, moving her hand to rest on top of his. Belphie gave a soft huff, shutting his eyes for a moment. “Right… Beel wouldn’t stop rambling on about what you two would make today…” Aurora chuckled, “Is that why you came to my room instead?” Opening his eyes, the demon gave a small nod in response, “That and his stomach wouldn’t stop growling at the thought of making food…” he sighed, Aurora gave his hand a small squeeze as he shifted to sit up beside her.

“Well, since you’re going I guess me going too wouldn’t hurt…” Belphie muttered, moving to rest his head on Aurora’s shoulder. “Are you sure? You still look sleepy Belphie…” Aurora frowned slightly, moving to run a hand through his locks. They were soft and silky to the touch, the male leaning into her touch as he shut his eyes, giving a tired hum. “I’m sure… I can’t let you and Beel have all the fun to yourselves…” he said smugly, moving his hand to grab her wrist. Aurora raised a brow at his words, but she didn’t question it. Removing her wrist from his grip, she stood, looking down at the groggy demon. “Well… I’m gonna go get ready for the day.” she informed him, turning on her heel to stride into the bathroom, shutting the door behind her.

With a soft sigh, Belphie stood from her sheets and made his way out of her room. Once both of them got ready, they met inside the kitchen. As expected, Beel was already there, picking out the select ingredients they would need. The ginger heaved a bag of flour onto the countertop, a lollipop in his mouth as he worked. “Good morning Beel.” Aurora greeted, making her presence known to the larger demon. The said male looked over his shoulder, his exposed biceps flexing beneath his tank top as he set another bag of batter mix on the table. Aurora’s gaze lingered on his arms for a moment, her cheeks flushing as she quickly looked away once Belphie followed her stare. He gave a soft snicker, shaking his head before striding over to his brother to help him. Aurora eventually followed suit.

Together, the trio made a flurry of pancakes, along with other simple demon breakfast foods. Even though the atmosphere felt rather light, Aurora couldn’t help but feel a bit bummed at the fact that none of them had greeted her happy birthday. They couldn’t have forgotten right? Maybe they were just busy, or had a lot on their minds. Aurora paused for a moment, a whisk in hand as she stared down at the pancake batter sprinkled with blueberries. Beel came up behind the girl, peering down at her curiously. “Are you alright, Aurora?” he questioned, watching as the girl flinched at the sound of his voice. A small frown grazed his lips at the sight, Aurora resuming her whisking and reassuring the male that she was just fine but felt a bit tired. She kept her back to him and Belphie, the ginger gave his twin a worried look, to which Belphie gave a small nod with a small frown of his own.

Within minutes, the aroma of food had wafted out of the kitchen, filling the House of Lamentation. It had begun to draw out the residents of the mansion, Lucifer being the first to arrive, shortly followed by Satan, Asmodeus, Mammon, and Leviathan. The brothers took a seat at their respective spots, watching as Beel carried out the platters of food. Belphie brought a few pitchers of juice and whatnot, Aurora bringing out the glasses. They all set up the table accordingly. Beel and Belphie eventually went to their own seats, Aurora heading over to her own. Asmo pulled out her chair, gingerly patting the cushion with a warm smile. “Good morning, Aurora, dear!” he chirped, “Your skin looks rather radiant today, I take it you’re using the moisturizer I recommended for you?” Aurora chuckled at his energy, a smile creeping onto her face.

“Yeah… I used it last night after I showered,” she sat down in her chair, “It really works wonders.” Asmo beamed at her words, “Mmm… Well, perhaps if you joined me for a bath sometime, I can show you how else that moisturizer can be used to work wonders.” he cooed, grabbing a plate of food. Aurora blinked at his words, shaking her head with a soft giggle. “Maybe sometime in the future.” she murmured, thanking him as he gave her a few scoops of yogurt. Mammon glowered at Asmo, claiming that Aurora should never be in a room alone with the Avatar of Lust. 

As the day went on, Aurora did her best to hide her dismay at the thought of no one greeting her happy birthday. Though she knew she should’ve probably told them about it, she didn’t make complaints. Lucifer took this time to finish paperwork, Mammon going out for a photoshoot at Majolish, Levi gaming away in his room, Satan and Asmo going out to shop, Beel holding out in the kitchen, and Belphie napping around the House of Lamentation.

Aurora contemplated sneaking out to Purgatory Hall to see Simeon and the others, since the trio seemed to help take her mind off things. Instead, she simply holed up in her room, going through her D.D.D. in a bored manner. The aqua-haired girl gave a long sigh, shutting her phone off and tossing it to the side. She plucked a pillow up from her sheets, hugging it close to her chest as she rested her chin on top of the cushion. Maybe a small nap wouldn’t hurt… Her eyes fluttered shut as she laid back in her bed, snuggling into her plush comforter as she began to doze off.

Unbeknownst to her, the brothers were actually helping set up the party. Simeon, Luke, and Solomon had also joined in after Diavolo pitched the idea to Simeon. They worked swiftly as their time drew to a close, and soon enough, the time to throw the surprise party had finally come.

Aurora practically shot up in bed as her door burst open, Asmo sauntering into the room. In his arms was a black dress that looked rather… Revealing, along with matching heels and a bag full of cosmetic items. Aurora rose a brow at this, “Asmo..?” the girl croaked, still half-asleep from her nap. “Mhm, that’s me.” he chuckled, setting the items down on the edge of her bed. “Now, up, up, we don’t have much time to spare before my brothers come to whisk you away.” Aurora blinked as he helped her up by the arm, ushering her over to the bathroom for a quick change. He practically thrust the dress into her arms, shutting the door as he waited for her to change. Aurora blinked, barely registering what had happened. Shaking her head, she changed out of her day clothes. The girl peered at herself in the mirror. The fabric hugged her figure tightly, the end of the cocktail dress riding up to her thighs. There were no straps and the top and bottom were lined with black matching feathers.

Since the dress was rather dark, it made her figure seem slimmer, and the v-line down the crevice of her breasts didn’t make her feel any better. Though, she wasn’t that surprised since the Avatar of Lust had picked out this outfit for her… The opening of the bathroom door snapped the girl out of her daze. “Oh my… You look absolutely delectable Aurora.” Asmo licked his lips suggestively, eyeing her up and down. Aurora flushed at his words, opening her mouth to protest before Asmo had grabbed her wrist and brought her over to the vanity. He sat her down on the stool, rambling on about how beautiful he would make her look.

Within record time, Asmo had dolled her up. Nodding in approval at his handiwork, he handed her the black heels and stockings. Aurora slipped on the items, turning to face Asmo now. He held a black cloth, smiling down at Aurora. “Next comes the blindfold… I’d love to do many things while you look ravenous but we are pressed for time.” he huffed sadly, leaning down to tie the fabric around her eyes. Aurora’s cheeks turned red at his words, but she said nothing in protest.

“Okay and…” he tied the knot behind her head, making sure to mind her hairdo. “Alright, now, I promise I won’t let go of you, okay?” he helped her stand, interlocking his arm with hers. Aurora gave a small nod, standing once he gave a few tugs at her arm. Together, the duo made their way out of her room and down the carpeted spiral staircase. There, Solomon awaited them, a small smile on his face at the sight of Aurora. Asmo gave Solomon a small nod, the sorcerer approaching the two. “You might feel a tiny bit dizzy for a moment, Aurora.” Asmo told the girl, Aurora raising a brow at the demon’s words. “What’s going-”

Solomon placed a hand on each of their shoulders, muttering a soft chant before they had disappeared.

The trio appeared inside the main entrance of Diavolo’s castle. Aurora’s head spun, causing her to lean on Asmo for support. Solomon let go of them, shuffling over to join the others who had gathered in front of the duo. “There, there…” Asmo rubbed her shoulder gently, Aurora shutting her eyes for a moment as she gathered herself. “Better..?” Asmo asked after giving her a few more minutes, “Yeah…” she breathed out. “What’s going on, Asmo?” the male chuckled at her words, “Let me show you…” he moved to undo the blindfold, holding the cloth in his hand as it slipped from Aurora’s face.

There stood the remaining brothers, Diavolo, and Barbatos all in their demon forms, along with Simeon, Luke, and Solomon standing a few feet away from them. Aurora looked at them, her eyes widening in shock as her heart rate shot through the roof. “Happy birthday!” they all chimed, causing tears of joy to prick at the corners of her eyes. Asmo wrapped an arm around her shoulder, pressing a quick kiss to the crown of her head. “Happy birthday sweetheart…” he muttered with a warm smile, leading her over to the group. Mammon shouted at Asmo for his actions, causing Lucifer to send him a sharp glare for misbehaving.

The group entered the dining hall happily, Aurora gazing at all of the food happily. Each person greeted her happy birthday again before they began to eat, Belphie having to make sure Beel didn’t inhale the food before anyone got a chance to touch it. Everything went swimmingly, Aurora receiving gifts from everyone in the room.

The aqua-haired girl was chatting with Diavolo when a bright flash filled the room, causing some to exclaim in shock. The sound of glass breaking was heard, along with a grunt and thud. Once the flash subsided, another aqua-haired girl had landed in Diavolo’s arms. She wore a black sleeveless turtleneck with matching trousers and a belt, along with black heeled boots. Her hair was done in a low ponytail, and on her left shoulder and upper back was a large black tattoo with an obvious pact mark in the middle. Both Aurora and the mystery girl looked awfully similar, save for mystery girl’s darker shade of blue eyes. Aurora gawked at the sight, the others in the room also coming to their senses.

The girl in Diavolo’s arms also came to her senses, pushing herself out of his grasp and practically launching herself at Aurora. The demon lord watched the scene, Lucifer and Barbatos ready to pounce at the intruder. “‘Rora!” the girl cried, Aurora instinctively wrapping her arms around her to stabilize them. The two girls stumbled a bit, but Aurora bumping into Beel’s large body stopped them from toppling over. The demon looked at the two girls, a cake slice in hand as he watched curiously. “Celeste, what in the world are you doing here?!” Aurora cried, breaking the tense silence in the room.

Diavolo stopped Lucifer and Bartbatos from interrupting the girls, but motioned for them to stay on high alert. “Whaa..? How could I not see my dear twin sister on her very special day!” Celeste exclaimed, squeezing Aurora with her arms. Mammon visibly choked on his food, Solomon whacking Mammon’s back to assist him. Aurora sighed, shaking her head as she adjusted her grip on her sister. With how high the tension was, she wondered how she would be able to address the elephant in the room...

[ahogedetective]

Koyoshi spend a long time at his own house today, it was a bad day as usual when his parents were awful to him and he did get an black eye out of that. But, ensuring they were gone while he prepared the things for his beloved boyfriend was worth the shot. the day still had time to become the best when he gave Seiichi his gifts! First, he bought some nice books, five books in total to Seiichi's liking. Second, he bought some D.R merchandise as well... [O1/O3]

Seiichi had spent today just relaxing in his home, doing the usual of playing his video games while browsing the internet. While he never cared to make a big deal out of his birthday, it still made him smile when his closer online friends and three DR buddies from school, sent him messages wishing him a wonderful happy birthday. Thankfully, his parents weren’t going be home all day, as usual. And while he never wants to be anywhere near them, especially on today: a part of him deep down still feels incredibly bitter they don’t care about him to even say ‘Happy Birthday’ or see him.

He wondered if he was going to see Koyoshi today... as he was one of the few people who could actually make his birthday feel great, aside from his aunt and uncle, of course. He figures he must be really busy, since he hadn’t seen him pop up online... but he really hopes he will, as he was looking forward to getting a birthday wish from him the most. Or, most of all: actually seeing him.

“!” Seiichi practically rushed over to the door when he heard knocking at it, an excited smile already lighting up on his face as he opens it. “K-Koyoshi! Hey!! It’s nice to see you...!” Though his smile fades when he notices his black eye. “Ah...” He doesn’t need to wonder what happened, and chokes down the bubbling anger rising in him. He didn’t want to already ruin the mood, not when Koyoshi still came all this way.

A small exhale to compose himself, Seiichi will eagerly accept the presents and the plate of cake. “Oooh!! I can’t wait to see what’s inside these gifts bags, I can already tell I’m gonna love it, heheh... and you even made me a cake, too!” While the cake didn’t look the best: Seiichi could care less. For him, long as it tasted good, didn’t matter what it looked like. “Come in, come in! Close the door for us once you step in, though, got my arms full.” He snickers, going right over to the living room table to set the cake and presents down.

“Alllright, let’s see what I hath been blessed with by Sir Koyoshi!” Excitedly, Seiichi started taking the presents out of the bags. “!!!!!” He gives out exaggerated, but genuinely surprised and excited gasps as he sees more  and more of what Koyoshi gifted. “H-Holy shit!! Oh my god?!? Th-This is! These are?! T-T-The new Kyouko figure!!! A-And are these OFFICIAL autographs from the season twenty seven crew?! And the posters, too!! Even I didn’t have some of these yet!! A-And the clothes, and the books, and.... hooooh!!!” He was practically vibrating, he was so happy.

“And the cake!! Is this blueberry?! If you think I’m worried about how it looks, don’t be! A cake by Koyoshi will easily top any cakes made by professional bakers! Because I said so! Heheheh.... I seriously can’t wait to eat it with you~!” Hopping back up to his feet, he practically lifts Koyoshi in a bear hug, spinning him around. “Thank you so much, Koyo-chaaan! You gave me literally the best kinds of gifts, ever! I’ll treasure them with all my heart and souuul! I love youuu...!”

And once he sets him down, he wraps his arms around him and plants a soft kiss to his lips, followed by ones he lightly peppers on his face... and the most gentle one to his eye. Cupping one of his cheeks, he gives him a much calmer, but warmer smile. “Seriously... thank you. You’re the best boyfriend ever. You made today already so great for me: not only with the gifts, but just... being here with me. Now...” He gently cups his hand. “Let me tend to your eye real fast, yeah? Then we can celebrate together! I’ll make us some nice tea to go with the cake! Then we can make a pillow fort, have a movie night, and...!” He just goes on and on about the different things they could do together as he brings Koyoshi towards the bathroom. Being able to feel this excited and happy on his birthday: that’s what Seiichi loves most... and spending time with his boyfriend in general.

[klicklackk]

smut #1 - 3 years

hehehe the bitch is back

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lance held keith’s hand and pulled him down the hall into his room.

“come on, baby!” he said, giddily, as the brunette skipped.

“lance!” keith snorted “lance what are you doing?”

they had finally arrived at the big blue framed doors.

“so you know what today is, right?” lance asked as he turned his back to the door.

“our three year, of course.”

“great. now close your eyes!” keith closed his eyes and lance kissed his cheek.

the doors opened and lance walked keith into the room. “open up!”

the floor was scattered with cheesy rose petals and purple confetti. from the celing hung fairy lights that kept the room at a dim purple. all over the walls were polaroids from all the space adventures and dates they’d had together. some dating back to when shiro still had mostly black hair. on the bed was a million pillows, a blue pair of boxers for keith, and more rose petals. there were a few teddy bears scattered about and vase of light purple hydrangeas. on the bedside table was a bottle of lube and some other things that keith couldn’t really recognize. there were notes all over the walls that all began with “reasons i love keith.” troye sivan played in the background, keith’s favorite artist. it cane straight from some netflix moving and keith loved it.

keith stood, almost in tears, in the doorway with his hands over his mouth. “lance, i-”

“nope!” lance interrupted. “this is all for you, and i don’t want to hear a single ‘you should’ve have!’ because you deserve it, love.”

keith walked slowly through the room, looking at every photo, every note, every little thing until he sat down on the bed and picked up the boxers.

“are these mine?” keith asked, holding them up.

“yep! and i’ve got the matching pair.” lance smiled.

lance sat down next to keith and kissed him softly.

“what do you want to do?” he asked, wanting keith to be as comfortable as possible.

“i don’t know where to start. i- thank you lance. i love this. good god, i love you!” keith kissed lance with hunger, wanting more of this little blueberry.

lance broke the kiss and started unbuckling his belt. he threw the belt to the other side of the room and began to pull his pants down. he moved to lean his body against the headboard and wall.

he wasn’t lying. the tan boy had on a pair of red boxers. keith stared for a moment before climbing on top of the brunette and kissing him slowly, but hard.

with one hand he held himself up, but with the other he massaged lances cock, stroking slowly and rubbing against him.

lances cock was big. like really big. keith always thought lance was talking it up, but he realized his mistake when he saw the small bulge in his stomach where lances cock was. and that was just the first time they had sex.

keith loved lances dick. it was almost an obsession. putting his hand on it alone almost made keith come hard and long. but he controlled himself.

keith pulled his own pants off, revealing some black underwear, with an unusually large bulge in it alread.

lance moaned into his boyfriend. “you’re already hard baby?”

keith nodded and kept at it, massaging the massive cock harder as he went.

keith pulled lances underwear down, and made his way down to his cock through kisses. lance was moaning loudly at this point. thank god for sound proof walls.

keith kissed lances huge cock gently, before putting it into his mouth and sucking gently. keith fondled with lances balls, and it drove lance crazy. his cock twitched slightly in keith’s mouth.

keith bit softly and that pushed lance off the edge. he came straight into keith’s mouth. it tasted incredible. lance begged keith to do it again, so he kept at it. sucking harder and herder until lance spilled again.

keith held lances hips and thrusted his brunette boyfriend into him more and more.

lance let out a final moan before the boys slowed down a bit.

keith moves back up to lances lips and kissed them softly, cuddling into him.

“happy three years, my prince.” keith said

“happy three years, darling.” lance replied, playing with keith’s mullet “i love you”

“i love you so much more.”

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see!! i did it!! smut for you, smut for you, smut for everyone!! i hope you guys actually liked this. i haven’t written much smut before so i do apologize if it’s poorly written. i had a lot of fun with this tho. where can i find myself a lance like this omg.

as always, i apologize if there’s any spelling errors, i’m awful at typing on my phone. please let me know if you see anything, i’ll go ahead and correct it.

right well i think that’s all.

bye!!

<3

klicklackk

[lbat1901]

Eddsworld: At World's End Chapter 3

The Unexpected Surprised Attack - (Chapter 3) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Okay, just who are you and what made you think that you can come here?" asked Patryck while pointing a pistol at a soldier. "I suggest you lower that pistol so I can tell you clear and slowly. Listen, I know that this is sudden, but here me out. I'm a soldier of an army that's stronger than the army you're in" said the soldier. "What are you talking about? There is no army that's stronger than the Red Army. What's the meaning of this?" asked Patryck while keeping his cool. "Oh so you haven't heard the news lately? Heh....what you don't know is that small villages all around Europe are being invaded along with their sources and having their inhabitants killed or taken in as slaves. This army in is-GAHH!!!" yelled the soldier as something made the Red Army base shake. "What the? Stay here and don't move, I'll be back after checking what just happened" said Patryck. "Heh good luck with that. I have a feeling that whoever caused that explosion already raided your weaponry supply" said the soldier. "Wait....what....? Just WHO ARE YOU!?" yelled Patryck while putting a finger on trigger but not actually pulling it. "Let's just say that I'm one of the best soldiers of the army that likes to raid villages. I'm second lieutenant and a four star general known as Sergeant Fredrick, but you may call me Fred for short" said Fred. "I...I need to go and get rid of the intruders. Please excuse me" said Patryck. Patryck goes to the source of the explosion only to find that the entire area was covered in thick gray smoke and before he could do anything the smoke gets cleared up by someone using a fire extinguisher. "Patryck, boy am I glad to see you" said Yuu. "Yuu? What are-did you see who caused all this smoke?" asked Patryck. "I didn't, but whoever was smart enough to plan this explosion sure was smart. They caught me and other soldiers working in the weaponry supply by surprise and most of them are fighting the intruder. What's worse is that Yanov is missing, we need to find him" said Yuu. ~Meanwhile~ "Yanov! We can't hold them off any longer, they're just too strong. What are your orders?" asked a lower ranked soldier. "We need to protect much of the weaponry supply as possible, but if we're getting backed up against a corner than we need to move. Now!" yelled Yanov. As Yanov and the other soldiers were about to take off, they were suddenly stopped by a large steel beam coming down and blocking the closet exit near them. "Seriously!? Who dares to trap us!?" yelled Yanov. As Yanov said this one of the Red Army mechs came landing down a few feet away from where they were hiding behind. "Hey guys, do you like my new mech? Tell you what, I'll give you a deal, no even better, a profit. This mech is very special and it can be yours for a good price. How about 30% off?" asked Banana. Yanov and the other soldiers only stared at him but mostly Yanov was starring at him in anger. "I see you're not convinced. I know, maybe you need a demonstration" said Banana before quickly slamming one of the mech's giant fists onto the ground. Luckily Yanov and the other soldiers dodged this as the impact recoiled Banana back. "Grr...I WANT THIS MECH TAKEN DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!" yelled Yanov. ~Back With Patryck and Yuu~ "Alright Yanov, where are you?" asked Patryck. It's been a couple of minutes of searching for Yanov and both Patryck and Yuu keep finding nothing. "It's not like Yanov to go that far unless he went outside to fight the intruders" said Yuu. "Outside you say? Well then that's where we're going" said Patryck. Both Patryck and Yuu made their way outside only to get a surprise. "Did you get the power cell?" asked Yamiyo. "Yes I did and also stole all of their uranium and a lot of their ammunition without them noticing a thing" said Raspberry. "Hehehe.....excellent work. We've got we needed, now let's get out of here" said Yamiyo. "Not so fast" said Patryck as he and Yuu confronted them with their guns pointed at them. "Well, well, well, isn't more of the Red Army losers. Let me guess, aren't you two the higher ups in soldier ranks?" asked Yamiyo. "Well actually, Patryck here has a higher rank and- OW!" yelled Yuu as he got slapped hard by Patryck. "You idiot! Now's not the time" said Patryck while ignoring the fact that his hand hurts. "My you sure know who deny that claim. I hope your Red Leader trained you well, because you're going to need it. Activate plan destroyer" said Yamiyo. Patryck was preparing himself on anything what he didn't expect was a fighter jet to come to both Yamiyo and Raspberry's aid. "Hey, that's my jet!" yelled Patryck. "Oh really? How embarrassing for you. I'm going to destroy you with your own toy" said Blueberry who piloting Patryck's jet. "You won't get away with this! Yuu, we need to take this guy out of the sky" said Patryck. "Right! Let me find a bazooka or something" said Yuu before quickly running just to find a bazooka. "Oh it would be a great time for you to show up, Yanov" said Patryck. "How do you control this thing!? When I'm done with you, I'll be taking this jet to the junkyard where it can be scrapped for parts that will probably be useful" complained Blueberry who was trying to figure out the controls. "It only takes a well trained pilot with years of experience like myself to figure out a jet like that" said Patryck. Patryck then aims his gun at the jet before firing several rounds of bullets at it. The jet does take some damage before Blueberry decided to fire off some of the jet's missiles. Patryck sees this and takes cover as the missiles missed him and hit one of the satellites of the Red Army base. "Well those missiles were meant for you, but at least I hit something that's worth of value" said Blueberry. "I found a rocket launcher and a bazooka!" said Yuu while running to where Patryck was at. Patryck sees Yuu before noticing something large coming down. "Yuu, look out!" yelled Patryck. Yuu notices the large object before quickly getting out of the way, much to his surprise it was a mech. Suddenly Yanov came down landing safely on the mech before quickly getting up. "Yanov, you're alive" said Yuu. "Of course I'm alive. I was just a bit busy dealing with something" said Yanov. "Save the reunion you two, I think the guy in the mech is about to get up" said Patryck. Banana manages to get the mech off the the ground and standing again before recalling his thoughts on what just happened. "Haha....I can see that 60% off for this Red Army mech wasn't good enough for you. Hmm....my final offer for you will be that it's 80% off since it's national rocket day today" said Banana before having the mech fire off missiles. The missiles instead missed their target and ended up almost hitting Blueberry who just barely dodged. "Watch where you're firing those missiles at! You almost took me out of the sky!" yelled Blueberry. "I have an idea. It might sound crazy, but one of you two distract the guy in mech. I'll be using the wires from the same satellite that got destoryed" said Patryck. "Sounds perfect enough" said Yuu. Yanov picks up a rock and throws it at Banana which got his attention making him towards him. "Hey ugly! You can't catch me" said Yuu while taunting at Blueberry. "Why you little- YOU'RE SO DEAD!!!" yelled Blueberry before firing missiles at Yuu only for him to dodged them. As Banana made his way to the wires of the satellite, Patryck used jumper cables to make the wires conduct electricity. Once Banana was about to fire more missiles he made the mech step on the wires thus getting electrocuted and with a sudden shock the missiles fire off by themselves. The missiles hit the jet that Blueberry was in and went down. Luckily Blueberry used a parachute and landed safely. "What's the matter? Did you had a rough landing?" asked Yuu mockingly. "Heh, we would love to stay and chat with you, but we have a flight to catch" said Raspberry. A helicopter appeared as Yamiyo, Blueberry, Raspberry, and Banana quickly climbed up the ladder. "Oh and one more thing, we'll be back to finish you losers once we got all resources we need for world domination or should I say the Black Leader's world domination plans" said Yamiyo before climbing up the ladder. Soon the helicopter takes off to the skies and away from the Red Army base. Paul then walks up to Patryck, Yuu, and Yanov just to check on what happened. "I just gotten a report that most of our ammunition along with some of our uranium supply has been stolen. Do you know was responsible for a attack like this?" asked Paul. "Oh it just happens that we were attacked by some forces of an army known as the Black Army" said Patryck. "Black Army? I never heard of that army before. Just who are they?" asked Paul. "To sum things up, they're very ruthless and have no care if they invade an innocent village and take their resources along with killing the inhabitants" said Patryck. "My god....that's awful. It's so sickening to hear. What else happened?" asked Paul. "Those monsters stole my mech and Patryck's jet just so they can destory a satellite that's super important" said Yanov. "What? Pat, I need to come with me. The leader called us in for something important" said Paul. While Paul and Patryck were walking down the long hallway to their leader, the two were talking. "So did you do it?" asked Patryck. "Yes I did. I tried warning him, but he wouldn't listen" said Paul. "Heh, I hope he's happy about the new arm" said Patryck. "Oh he is happy" said Paul. ~Tord's POV~ I sat in my chair in disbelief and frustration. How can we be attacked? I literally had soldiers stationed in many different places. I looked at my robotic arm watching it give off a blue glow from its highlights. Oh Edd, I'm so sorry that I had to betray you like that. I lost all the sense to realize that you were and always will be my friend over the fact that I wanted world domination. You probably hate me more than Tom does and to be honest I deserve it. Before I can go way deep in my mind my thoughts were suddenly interrupted by both Paul and Patryck, my finest soldiers. "Tord- I mean great Red Leader, I have- well we have some terrible news to tell you" said Paul. Hmm...he seems very nervous. "Is about the attack that happened? Tell me everything from top to bottom" I said. "Well we were attacked by forces from an army known as the Black Army. They destroyed one of our most important satellites, raided our weaponry supply, and stole some crates of uranium" said Paul. They did what!? What is the black army? "With what exactly?" I asked. "They bombed a large portion of the base and used Yanov's mech as a distraction. They even stole my jet before we took it down along with electrocuting Yanov's mech" said Patryck. I pondered at what Patryck just said before forming a wicked smile on my face while laughing. "Oh man this is perfect. I never thought that I the leader of the Red Army would have to deal with rivaling armies in my life. I must know more about this Black Army and find out the who's the leader" I said in excitement. "Technically the leader is called the Black Leader as said by one of their higher ranked soldiers" said Paul. "Yeah, yeah, I know that. I said that if I found out the Black Leader's identity, than maybe I can form an alliance with them. Oh yes! I can see it now" I said while fantasying what it would be like if two armies came together for an alliance. I then noticed that Paul and Patryck weren't really sure if it will be a great idea. Oh well, it's their lost. "Hmm, if we're to form an alliance how would I do it? Oh I know! I'm going to write them a letter informing them about the alliance and they might agree to meet me somewhere" I said. Oh look out now Black Leader because I, Tord the Red Leader, is coming for you.

[mari-gt]

The Big House (Strawberry Shortcake part 3)

Hiii! So we are again with this incredible story, woooow! If you just got here it's better to read the first part but if you stay here we'll be my guest!

Anyway hope you all enjoyed and have a good reading

https://miratale.tumblr.com/post/188150318147/knowing-marcus-strawberry-shortcake-part-2

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After a few moments of everyone get to know each other and getting inside Steve's car, the traveling to his house was starting to get exciting because the girls wanted to know everything about Steve.

"And what about you house! Is it big like you?" Apple Dumpling asked with curious.

"Yes it is hahah" Steve chuckled a bit. 'They are so cute and tiny!' Steve thought looking for they quickly, he had to focus on the road.

"Do you have some pet?" Hunkcleberry that was on Steve's shoulder asked imagine how big it could be his pet.

"Oh yes! I have a dog and a cat." Steve answered and then he think about it. "But if you all want I can take them away from you, I mean they usually stay inside the house but I can make them to go outside."

"Oh no it's okay, and they are very cute." Strawberry said for Steve, she was on the passenger seat with Orange, Lemon, Sweet and Sour Grape. While Apple, Blueberry, Raspberry and Hunkcleberry were on Steve's shoulder, they are tiny people so they fit perfectly on the shoulder.

"Alright then." Steve say it and remember the day Strawberry was in his house playing with his dog it was so cute. He got a little red on his cheeks.

"What do you work with?" Lemon wanted to know.

"Oh I work on coffee shop with some of my friends." Steve say it looking at them with a smile. "I always liked to cook and make coffee, it's relaxing, and then I just followed my dream you know."

"Oh that's great! Strawberry, Sweet and Sour Grape are great doing food." Lemon say it excited.

"That's good, I mean I already knew that Strawberry could cook, but it's nice to know that are more." Steve thought about the recipes they could share or make together. "So what you like to do?"

"Pretty much everything we can" Sour Grape said rolling her eyes. "Mostly cakes and pastries" Sweet Grape look at him with sorry eyes about the rudeness of her sister, but Steve just chuckled.

"I didn't know you have people working with you, last time I went there you were working alone." Strawberry said with curious eyes, she really didn't remember about someone working with him.

"That's because they new at the town, they came a few months ago, Leon and Ray hired Sam and Stan to work with me on the coffee because the things start to get a little hard there." Steve explain remembering the confusion that it was with those brothers.

"I'm sorry but who are they?" Strawberry asked with the most confusion and cute face for Steve.

"They are my friends." Steve answered. "I hope one day I can make you meet them if you want of course." Steve looked for all of them to see if they agree, he doesn't want to do anything that they don't want or like.

"We would love to meet your friends." Strawberry and the others agree, it would be so nice to meet new people like Steve it would be like a new experience.

"Okay then." Steve chuckled and think about it, 'that actually would be great, I won't need to hide this secret anymore.' he never tell for his friends about the existence of tiny people and that he was a friend of one of them.

"Well you should take some rest now you all look tired." He was right they were really tired after the travel and adrenaline of fear about Steve when they meet him.

Steve put Apple, Blueberry, Raspberry and Hunkcleberry at the seat that the others were. They got ready to sleep, Strawberry looked at Steve while he was driving.

"What about you? Won't you sleep too?" She asked worried, she didn't want him to get tired.

"I'll be fine don't worry about me, we are almost there." Steve looked at Strawberry with a calm face. Strawberry get a little red and looked away after agreeing, Orange noticed her blushing and whispered for Plum "Sheee loooove hiiiim" They laughed and finished their things to sleep.

Strawberry heard but ignore, she went for where they were sleeping and lied near Apple that was already asleep. She take her last look at Steve.

"Good night Steve."

"Good night."

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Like Steve said it didn't take so long to get back to his house, but it was surely late and he was tired.

He parked his car on his garage and pick up the girls with the utmost care for not waking them, he was going to take the cars in the morning after he wake up. When he enter the house he was surprised by his cousin that live with him.

"Hey Steve you're back! Where did you even go?" Alex came down stairs after hearing the door.

"Shhhh please speak a little lower" Steve said quietly for h Alex direction.

"Sorry" Alex apologize not understanding why.

"Sorry I didn't said anything about where I went... What are you doing wake up at this time?" Steve asked.

"Oh it just... I had some ideas for what to do for my blog I had to put in practice as soon as I could and... What are holding?" Alex looked down to Steve's hands, he saw a full of dolls.

"Oh this are my new friends."

"Dolls? Wow now you're really weird." Alex said looking at Steve with sarcastic eyes and back at the girls. He noticed that their chest was moving and then Lemon was talking sleep, in that moment Alex got scared.

"W-what?!? Okay this is definitely not dolls!" He almost shouted, taking a few steps away form Steve.

"Shh! I know and I'll explain everything while you help me, come on." They walked up stairs and Steve was explaining everything.

"So how long you and Strawberry know each other?" Alex asked.

"It will make a year now since we met." Steve answered and start to yawn.

"They are very cute that's true but why their names are frut names?" Alex asked looking at them, and he noticed that they smell was so good that he didn't stop sniffing them until Steve said to stop.

"Sorry but I can't resist it is so good!" He take his last sniff and sighed.

"I know." Steve take a big yawn. "Well it's better if we take some sleep too. I'm going to my room." Steve was walking to his room after his last look at the girls that were at a deep sleep.

"Good night Steve."

"Good night Alex."

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Strawberry start to waking up, she noticed something was wrong so she open her eyes. She look around and saw that she wasn't in her bed or her house, then she remembered the things that happen yesterday.

She yawn and stretched and looked around again but this time admiring the big house she already visited, there were somethings new since her last visited Steve's house. But something she didn't know that was someone knew as well.

"Good morning Strawberry!" Alex approached and kneel next to her. He was with a little smile and with eyes from someone who just woke up.

"W-who are you?" Strawberry asked worried, she never saw him, well she never saw someone like Steve and that is a little uncomfortable, at least without Steve.

"I'm Alex, Steve's cousin. I'm living with him for a while just until I get my own house." Alex present himself for her nicely, and Strawberry lost a little of the worry.

"Oh nice to meet you!" She gave him a smile that was returned by Alex with another smile.

"Hi Strawberry!" Apple shouted from Alex shoulder.

"Hi Apple, I didn't see you there." Strawberry shouted back to her cousin with a question on her face that Alex noticed.

"Me and Apple meet each other after she wake up and start to exploring the house, she got lost in my room but luckily I was already awake to help her." He look at Apple and she chuckled.

"I got desperate! First I didn't know how to come back and then a strange giant suddenly appear!" Apple put some drama on the store and they both laughed. "Of course I lost my fear very quickly after he helped me, he's so cool!"

"Ah geez thanks." Alex got a little red about the compliments.

"Strawberry the house is so big, it's bigger than a tree." Apple shouted to Strawberry with so much excitement that Alex start to laugh even more.

Strawberry look around to see how her friends were doing, some of them was still asleep but there was some who as awake and start approaching to Strawberry.

"Good Morning Strawberry!" Sweet Grape came.

"Good morning Sweet Grape." Strawberry get up and look around again searching for another person.

"Hey Alex where are Steve?"

"He still sleeping, he came really tired last night." He pointed his thumb to Steve's room and get up. "Well I'm going to the kitchen, want to get down Apple?" He looked at Apple.

"I want to go with you, if you don't mind." She said hesitantly worry if he didn't want her with him.

"alright let's go." He smile at her and went to the stairs with Apple while Strawberry watched.

"Steve's cousin is so sweet, hehehe get it sweet - sweet grape." Sweet Grape make this joke with her name and Strawberry chuckled but her sister rolled her eyes.

"Are kidding me?" Sour Grape complained.

Strawberry chuckled about the sisters complaining at each other and then look at the Steve's room. It wasn't so far from where they were, so she start to walk on the room direction.

"Where are you going?" Sweet asked.

"I'll see if Steve already awake." Strawberry answered Sweet while she was walking.

It didn't take so long to get to his room, when she was already near to the feet of the bad she asked herself how was she's gonna climb up all the bed, it was gigantic! She came closer to the middle of the bed, and saw Steve head in deep sleep.

She analyzed the bed and she got some way to climb it using the blankets. It was hard but she did it, Strawberry was on the corner of the bed getting closer of Steve starting to climb him hoping that he didn't move. A few steps later she was on his stomach, Strawberry almost fall because of the movements of Steve's stomach from breathing, it was deep and slow.

Strawberry got the rhythm and continue to walk, when she was on the chest she felt something bitting inside of it, Strawberry kneel down to put her ear and heard the heartbeat of Steve. She blush a little bit, it was beautiful for her, she wanted stay there for hours but she had to continue. When she get up Steve start to move, he turned to lie on his side, and in the process Strawberry fell.

Strawberry was ok but she have to be more careful, now she close to his face, she took a sigh of relief for getting there and look again to him mostly to his lips, it was perfect and with those beautiful eyes... No, no! She can't think about that, a relationship with Steve would never work and he probably doesn't like her that way.

She shake her head and start climbing his face.

"Steve!" She shouted at him. He didn't open his eyes. "Steeevee!" She tried again.

"hmmm... 5 more minutes" Steve complained, he didn't want to wake up.

"Come Steve you have to wake up"

"nooo"

"oh come o- wowow hey what are you doing?!" Strawberry yelled at him, he pick her up from his face holding her by her waist.

"You have to sleep more too.'' Steve bring her close to his chest with a cup hand.

"Noooo Steve we have gooo!" Strawberry tried to get out from his hand but make it hard.

"Give me a good reason to wake up." Steve asked looking down at her.

"uhmm I don't know my friends?" Strawberry suggest.

"Hmm their fine right?"

"Yes."

"Then no, I'll still here."

"What about your work?!"

"Today I don't open the coffee."

"Then you gonna wake up because I asked?!" Strawberry said with a smile.

Steve looked at her again and start to pretend he was thinking, Strawberry chuckled a bit.

"Alright alright I'll get up." He sigh from his defeat. He hold her tightly and sit on his bed, Steve put Strawberry next to him for take a stretch. Get out of his bed picking her up.

"Good morning Strawberry." He said with a smile.

"Good morning Steve." She answered him with a small blush on her cheeks.

He put her down for a moment just for him go to the bathroom. When he come back they went to the living room where the others were.

"Good morning guys!" Steve kneel near to them.

"Good Morning Steve." Blueberry smile at him and he returned with another smile. "Steve where are our cars? I need to get some of mine stuff there."

"Oh it is in my car I go get them." He answered her remembering that he left their cars in his car. Hah! What an ironic. The others agreed with her remembering that they need their stuff.

"You all want to come with me there?" Steve stand his hand flat for they climb on. They went fearless up to his hand, but they still were a little squeaky about being lifting up.

Steve got up with the girls on his shoulders and hands and went down stairs where he found his cousin with Apple.

"Hi Steve!" Alex greeted Steve. "We are doing breakfast, wanna join in?" He showed the pancakes he was doing, Blueberry, Hunkcleberry and Cherry Jam were drooling from hunger.

"I will I just have to take those cars from my car an-" Steve was interrupted by Cherry.

"Sorry Steve but can we stay here while you take our stuff? I'm so hungry." Cherry begged for Steve.

"Of course! Stay here I'll be right back." He them down on the counter next to Apple, when he turn to go to the garage Strawberry called him.

"Wait can I go with you please?" She gave a little smile like a kid when they want a new toy.

"Of course come here." He let his hand flat so she could climb on.

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[sugakookiesbutbadass]

💜 Soft Bias Tag 💜

i was tagged by the two lovelys at @bts-soccer-moms​ to do the most adorable tag ever ~ tysm this was so much fun!! 

1. Who is my bias?

my favourite muscle bunny jeon jungkook, kookie, nochu, love of my life

2. What made you notice them?

“Dope” was my first bts mv and i swear it was legitimately love at first sight (that police uniform got me whipped from the start but shhh) i’ve never chosen a bias that quick in my life tbh i didn’t even know what a bias was back then and i already knew it was going to be him (cheesy i know) also when i started watching more bts content i fell for his honey vocals, his big sparkly eyes, his cute bunny smile, and he’s just my ideal boy you know? he’s beautiful and talented what more can i say?

3. What’s your favourite thing about them?

i know everyone says this about their bias but honestly can you blame us? of course the answer is everything! i love everything about him, his passion and ambition for music, his big heart and love for his hyungs, his cute mannerisms, his will to strive to become the best at whatever he sets his mind to, he’s not only beautiful on the outside but he’s infinitely beautiful on the inside 

4. Who would initiate skinship more?

i think at the beginning probably me? mostly because he's such a shy shy boy but also i think once he's more comfortable it will be pretty balanced between us

5. Who would hog the blankets more?

either neither of us or him bc i'm literally a human heater so i don't really need to hog the blankets that much plus if he just cuddles up to me he wouldn't need to hog them anyways  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

6. Who would be more clingy?

i don't think either of us are that noticeably clingy but if it's just us and not in public then perhaps me? 

7. Who would say “I love you” first?

hmmm is it cheesy if i say we happened to say it at the same moment bc it finally felt right? lolol but idk i think maybe he would to say it first cuz it takes me a while to finally admit things so yeah

8. Who easily be more flustered?

oh man i think we both tie in this one but i’d like to think that i can hide it better than him, i mean have you seen the stuttering mess kookie is when his hyungs catch him off guard poor bun bun

9. What cuddling position would you two have?

please refer to this taekook moment as a point of reference

10. Which colours remind you of him?

two colours come to mind:

~ golden honey yellow: he's not the golden maknae for nothing, also like i've said before, his honey vocals make me melt every time and he's also the sweetest boy so of course he reminds me of honey plus he looks so precious whenever he wears yellow

~ a deep bold red: it reminds me of the fire and raw passion in his eyes as he performs, the energy he exerts when he dances, and just that alluring presence he holds when he knows he's owning the stage

tldr: kookie is 💛✨🍯 and jungkook is ❤️🔥🎤

11. What season would you like to spend with them?

summer! i want to have all the fun in the world with him without any worries or cares in the back of our minds, i want to have cute amusement park dates, ice cream at the park dates, bowling alley and arcade dates, everything and anything, we could go out to the pier, stargaze, the whole shabang 

12. Who would bake the cookies and who would steal the batter?

based on the cooking run bts episodes, i think he'd be better in the kitchen than me tbh and i'm not much of a baker but i will help if i see someone else baking but also low key so that i can sneak a bite or two

13. Which one of you would make bad puns and how would the other react?

i think both of us would crack a pun every now and then and the other person would just sigh and roll their eyes but also quietly chuckle and note to themselves to one up the other person in the future 

14. Who would want to adopt 50 cats and dogs?

i think we would alternate between one of us being like "you know what sounds like a good idea? adopting a dog. right now. let's do it." and the other one being the Reasonable One™ but then eventually one day we both end up being the one wanting the dog and attempting to enable the other and so we end up getting a cute dog child and we live happily ever after the end

15. Which one of you would nearly burn the kitchen down trying to microwave a pop tart and who would come to the rescue?

well considering kookie had said before that he has One Fear which happens to be microwaves so i'm gonna say it's him. it will be like:

him: "kirstyyyy can you make me a pop tart?"

me: "sorry kookie i'm a bit busy at the moment, can you try making it yourself?"

*smoke detector goes off in the distance* 

me: *cleans up the mess and makes him a new one* 

me: "you're an idiot" 

him: "yeah but i'm your idiot" 😉 

me: “ugh you're lucky i still think you're cute” 🙄 

him: “heheh sorry ily” 😙

16. Who likes to lean over trail railings and who pulls them back?

i think we'd both have our moments for this because we both have no fear of heights and have moments where #dangerismymiddlename but then again we are also promoters of safety so yeah 

17. What would watching a horror movie with them be like?

it would consist of a lot of fun banter and teasing towards whoever jumps or get scared :P i really enjoy watching horror films with company because i love commentating (especially for dumb horror films where i get to yell at the characters for making dumbass decisions) but i also get a laugh whenever someone (including myself) gets a big scare so yeah, i think it would be fun to have a horror movie marathon with kookie during spooky season or something

18. Who would be the cheesy flirt and who would be the smooth flirt?

i think kookie can be 50/50 i mean have you seen this boy's duality? his dorky offstage personality vs his sensual onstage presence gives me whiplash.. me on the other hand, i think my cheesiness will outweigh my smoothness like 75/25 

19. Who would be more competitive?

we will make everything a competition, but like in a fun healthy way like "i bet i can beat you in this track in mario kart" "iS tHaT A cHaLLeNgE??!?" and whoever wins gets like a little prize each time (can be anything from food to a peck on the cheek to getting the better controller next time to picking the next movie etc.) like just simple silly competitions to keep it interesting (no sore losers or egotistic winners in this house, it's all just fun and games) and ooo bonus: we can keep a little chart over like the month or maybe the year like a "jungkook vs kirsty" and the overall winner gets a grand prize of whatever they want 

20. Who would have to be given constant reminders (to eat, sleep, drink water, etc.)

him. we all know that he works his hardest and tries to push himself past his limits so i think he would need someone to gently remind him to take care of himself from time to time :’( 

21. Who sends memes and who sends cute “i miss you” texts at 3 am?

we're talking about your resident meme king and queen here so what do you think? but then again we both have our soft hours so i think it will be a fair mix of both. something like 

"i miss you"

"you meme a lot to me" 

and that’s it!! this was honestly so much fun to do and i’m now feeling softer than usual for my bunny rip gonna go watch some cute compilations or something ok byeee

i tag: @wen-jun-bae, @blueberry-child, @taeyongskookie, @cyphersnamjoon, @mysticalj, @jinstaej, @min-baby-boy-yoongi, @majinstic, @madpanda69, @kochiniseokjinnie, @im-captain-of-this-ship,  @kawaii-ing, @chiantae, @dailygifihope, and anyone else who wants to do this :) 

[rqs902]

Yet another tag game

Thanks @jiu-jiemei​ for tagging me!! :)

Last

Drink: almond milk

Phone call: my mom

Text message: my friend whose birthday is today!

Song you listened to: I Don’t Wanna Fight Tonight - MR-X

Time you cried: I don’t remember... hahaha that’s a good thing, right? 

Ever

Dated someone twice: no..? (as in broke up and started dating again?)

Kissed someone and regretted it: kinda... it didn’t end up working out

Been cheated on: i dont think so LOL

Lost someone special: yes

Been depressed: I don’t think so, but I wonder sometimes if I just didn’t acknowledge it

Gotten drunk and threw up: nope

Fave Colors

Pastels - purple, pink, green, blue

the color of the sky on a sunny day

In the last year, have you…

Made new friends: of course

Fallen out of love: no

Laughed until you cried: i dont cry when i laugh hard, but i just sound like im choking LOL

Found out someone was talking about you: i don’t believe so

Met someone who changed you: yes

Found out who your friends are: yes, the ones who watch movies with you randomly even when you’re living miles away and the ones who come together for important life events

Kissed someone on your FaceBook friends list: yes 

General

How many FaceBook friends do you know irl? all of them

Do you have any pets? nope

Do you want to change your name? not really

What did you do for your last bday? i was volunteering at a summer camp

What time did you wake up today? 7:45am

What were you doing at midnight last night? fell asleep LOL

What is something you can’t wait for? to go home

What are you listening to right now? uhh i just finished watching this week’s guten guten banana!!! and Tangram’s “Radiant” was playing through the whole thing :’) 

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? yeah, classmates

Something that gets on your nerves: ignorance, arrogance (i agree, emma!) 

Most visited website: youtube, facebook, tumblr, weibo (lol thanks ip)

Hair color: dark brown

Hair long or short: medium-long

Do you have a crush on someone? nope

What do you like about yourself? my self-awareness

Want any piercings? nope

Blood type: O

Nicknames: annie

Relationship status: single

Zodiac: gemini

Pronouns: she/her

Fave TV shows: currently im watching guten guten banana, Idol Hits (the actual music show and the ip boys’ commentary show), Fantasy Restaurant, and I’m excited for Perfect Restaurant to start!! 

Tattoos: nope

Dominant hand: right

Ever had surgery: uhh I’ve gotten stitches for injuries before

Piercings: none

Sports: none 

Vacations: i want to go to seattle lol

Trainers: what? (LOL SAME EMMA)

More General

Eating: i had dumplings today (heheh fcc) 

Drinking: i had a blueberry, banana, pineapple and strawberry smoothie! would recommend! (with yogurt) 

I’m about to watch: uhhh i may start regularly watching the Super Nova Games show to support the ip and mrzz boys, and I’m also considering watching The Next Top Bang bc @tanqram​‘s been telling me about it! 

Waiting: to meet a nice boy 

Want: a new phone 

Get married: maybe one day, but id need a boyfriend first LOL

Career: making a difference in people’s lives

Which is better

Hugs or kisses: hugs!!

Lips or eyes: eyes

Shorter or taller: taller

Older or younger: probably older

Nice stomach or stomach: lol what

Hookup or relationship: relationship 

Troublemaker or hesitant: a healthy mix of both (i agree emma!) 

Have you ever…

Kissed a stranger: no

Drank hard liquor: nope

Lost glasses: nope

Turned someone down: yeaa

Sex on the first date: nope

Broken someone’s heart: yeaa.....

Had your heart broken: yes, but I wasn’t devastated

Been arrested: no

Cried when someone died: yes

Fallen for a friend: yep

Do you believe in…

Yourself: sometimes

Miracles: occasionally

Love at first sight: it may be possible

Santa Claus: no

Kiss on a first date: yes

Angels: maybe

Other

Best friend’s name: on this site, itd be Nini :)) 

Eye color: brown

Favorite movie: zootopia or big hero 6

Favorite actor/actress: Constance Wu

[raccoonsinqueen]

<3 Confessions <3

Feeling fluffy rn

-Sans-

“What’s the deal?” You laughed as you followed your close, skeletal pal up the grassy hill. Sans hadn’t let go of your hand once, even though he was holding a telescope in his hand.

“what?” Sans grinned towards you, turning back lazily for just a second. “wondering where the hill i’m taking you?”

You snorted. His jokes were dumb, and you didn’t know why they made you laugh everytime. “Yes, actually.”

“don’t trust me?”

“Hard to trust someone who doesn’t have a brain.” You teased, tugging his hand back and leaving him to crash against your chest. You playfully pocked at his chest. “Or a heart.”

The most curious blue flushed across his cheek bones. He seemed to do that a lot around you, so you figured it must be a skeleton thing.

“h-haha, yeah...” No witty quip? He must have alot on his mind...

Sans led you along, occasionally inserting a pun or two, which you would laugh for, until you finally made it to the top of the hill.

“alright, here we are.” Sans stopped setting his telescope down.

You looked at the view and hummed, “It’s nice up here.”

“nice will be an understatement in just a second, kid.” Sans winked at you before coming up behind you and covering your eyes. “here, give it a second.”

You chuckled, “What’s this all about?”

“i may not have a heart or a brain, but you can trust me on this one, kid.”

“Will this trust involve your sweaty hands on my eyes for five minutes?”

“er...” You could practically feel him getting warmer. “i-it won’t be too much longer, kid.”

You laughed, “I’m only teasing, Sans! You know I don’t mind your company!”

For some reason, he only got warmer at that. “right...”

Finally, after some comfortable silence, Sans spoke up.

“alright, here you go.”

As soon as his hands left your eyes, you looked up and felt your soul fill with child-like wonder. It was beautiful, the sky was filled with stars. You had never seen the sky so clear, especially being so close to the city. It was like an array of dark blues and purples of every shade with scattered freckles of white starlight. It was beautiful.

“It’s... Amazing.” You said, almost breathless.

You hadn’t even noticed, but Sans was staring at you with that same wonder. “stars, i love you.”

“I’m sorry, what?”

You turned to face him, and Sans went bright blue. “uh, i-i was talking to the stars! the stars! i love ‘em, good ‘ol flaming balls of gas and whatnot...”

“Yes,” You turned back to the sky. “It’s beyond gorgeous. Sans. Thank you.”

“of course...” Sans sat down, quietly. “...i’m glad you like it.”

-Papyrus-

"I LOVE YOU!” 

You blinked. 

“Uhm...” You looked at your hands, which were currently being held captive by the seven-foot-tall skeleton on his knees as he gazed into your eyes with a bright orange glow across his cheekbones.

“I LOVE YOU WITH THE BURNING ROMANCE OF A THOUSAND LOVERS!!” He leaned closer to you, causing you to lean back.

“You, uh...” You looked around. No wonder there were rose petals scattered literally everywhere. When he invited you to “THE MOST AMAZING AND ROMANTIC DINNER OF YOUR LIFE”, you thought he meant ‘romantic’ as in ‘fantasy-filled’ not ‘actually romantic’. Sometimes he just talks like that, with his fancy words and strange double meetings. Yet, there you are, three bites into his ‘LOVE-SPAGHETTI’ and he’s confessing to you. You wondered if all these candles were a fire hazard... “... Love me?”

“YES! WITH UNRIVALED PASSION!!”

“P-Papyrus-”

“YOU’RE AMAZING! ALMOST AS AMAZING AS ME!” He cried, “YOU’RE KIND AND CREATIVE AND YOU LIKE MY SPAGHETTI AND YOUR SUPER PRETTY AND YOU PLAY WITH MY PUZZLES AND YOUR SMART AND YOUR CLEVER AND I LOVE YOU-”

“Papyrus!” You almost squeaked out, “We’ve known eachother for barely a week!”

He shook his head. “I DON’T CARE! MY LOVE FOR YOU AND YOUR SUPER SEXY HIPS IS UNDETERABLE!”

“Hoh, boi.” You took your hand to rub your temples. At least he was cute... “Look, Papyrus, you can’t just, uhm, proclaim your love for someone after only a week of knowing them.”

“BUT I HAVE!” Papyrus smiled too bright for this world. “AND I’LL DO IT AGAIN! I LOVE YO-!”

You put your hands over his teeth, “Papyrus, please!”

“OKAY, I’LL STOP...”

You exhaled.

“...IF YOU GO ON A DATE WITH ME!”

You groaned, looking at the starry-eyed skeleton in front of you. One date wouldn’t be too bad, if he could stop it with all the ‘love’ talk. “One date, Papyrus. One. And that’s it.”

Papyrus stood with confidence and conviction, “THAT’S ALL I NEED TO HAVE YOU FALL FOR ME, TOO!”

-Orange (Underswap Papyrus)-

“Honey, do you want any popcorn?” You called back from in the kitchen.

You heard Papyrus’ faint voice from the living room, “yeah.”

“I didn’t hear a please in that.” You called back.

“because i didn’t give one.”

Snarky jerk. “Fine! No popcorn for you, Honey!” You said, smirking. You pulled out the popcorn when the timer beeped and poured it in a bowl, before making your way into the living room.

“what’s poppin’, kid.” Orange replied with a lazy smirk.

“Nothing for you, Honey.” You replied, a small grin on your face. You saw him twitch ever so slightly. You knew he hated that nickname, and that’s why you used it.

“aw, pouting again?” That received an angry glare from you, which only made him laugh. “come on, kid, learn to share.”

“No.” You said, plopping down on the opposite end of the couch. “Now turn on the movie, I want to see some murder clowns.”

“sure thing, but you know what goes really good with popcorn?” Orange leaned towards you, which made you quirk a brow.

“What?” You eyed him suspiciously.

And before you could make any protests, you suddenly saw him dumping his entire bottle of honey on your lovely popcorn bowl. “a little honey.”

You shoved the popcorn bowl toward him in a fit and fumed, “You jerk! I made that for me!”

Papyrus laughed loudly, “heheh! don’t knock it ‘til you try it, kid!”

“You ruined it! You-! You stupid-! Stop staring at me like that!”

“i can’t help it.” He mused, chuckling only slightly. “you’re so cute.”

Your face flushed a bright red, “Don’t say things like that!”

“like what? like...” Suddenly, Papyrus was too close for comfort. “i love you.”

You shoved his face away from you, “Yes! Like that! Ugh, your teasing is insufferable!”

Was... Was that a bright orange dusted across his cheeks? No, no you must have been imagining things. “right... well, let’s get this movie started, shall we?”

-Blue (Underswap Sans)-

“Y/N!”

You turned around to see your adorable and bubbly, skeletal friend bounding towards you.

“Blueberry,” You smiled as he finally caught up to you. “Where did you come from?”

Sans took a moment to catch his breath, before jumping back up with blue stars in his eye sockets. “I FOLLOWED YOU DOWN THE STREET!”

“Uhm.”

“I KNOW YOU ALWAYS GET OFF OF WORK AT FIVE SHARP, AND I KNOW YOU LIKE TO TAKE YOUR TIME AND PASS BY THE MARKET ON YOUR WAY HOME, SO IT WAS A SIMPLE MATTER OF DETECTIVE WORK!”

You giggled softly. What a funny guy. “Truly amazing, Blueberry. You never cease to amaze me.”

Sans flushed a bright cyan, “MWEHEHE!” 

“Well, while your here, can I buy you a crepe?” You smiled. “Something to reward the great detective?”

His eye lights went from stars to hearts in mere seconds. He must truly love crepes. “R-REWARD?”

You giggled again, “Of course! Blueberry flavor for my favorite Blueberry, right?”

“HNNNNNNGH!” He whined, squirming ever so slightly.

“Oh, dear!” You lifted his chin to feel his forehead, he was a burning blue! “Are you feeling alright? You’re so warm to the touch, sweetie!”

Sans melted into your touch, an almost goofy grin accompanying his heart-filled eyes. “Y-Y/N!”

“Sans, you’re taking care of yourself aren’t you?” You worried, “I don’t know what I’d do if you fell ill... I’d be worried sick!”

“I LOVE YOU!!”

You stopped. 

Suddenly, Sans realized the words that just fell out of his mouth.

“You-?”

“UHM! I MEAN! I! UH!” Suddenly, Sans was running down the street, “GOTTA GO!!”

“...What?”

-Red (Underfell Sans)-

You downed yet another drink and laughed. “Fine, it’s true! I unironically like anime, but can you blame me?”

“haha! yes! i can!” Sans rumbled with laughter as he chugged his own shot. “stars, you’re such an idiot!”

“Says the loser who thinks wearing all black is cool!”

“hey, you take that back!” Sans rumbled, trying to poke at you but too drunk to actually land any hits. “black is cool, it makes me look edgy!”

“Hahaha! Do you hear yourself?” You poured some more of that sweet brown liquid in your glass, only missing slightly. “Edgy? Okay, Emo-Kid-2000!”

“your suuuuuuuuch a bi-”

“Okay, you’ve had enough!” You laughed, swiping the bottle he was currently trying to drink from him.

“oh, you stiff!” He slurred. “your a hypocritical stiff!”

“And you’re a drunk idiot!”

“so are ya!”

“Well, you got me there, emo kid.” You took a swig from the bottle and laughed.

Sans leaned on the counter and stared at you in awe. “stars, i love you.”

“Haha, what?” What was this all about?

“your sooooooo pretty.” He started drooling. “i wanna make you mine alllll night loooong.”

You rolled your eyes, “Whatever, perv.”

“no no no no not just like that,” He drawled on. “i wanna bang ya, but i also wanna kiss ya, you know what i mean?”

“Uhm?”

“stars, i wanna kiss you so bad...” He leaned closer to you. “i wanna lean into you, and see you, and be with you, and to love you soooooo cloooose. i want you to love me as much as i love you.”

“S-Sans...” You could feel the blush across your face.

“i love y-” And then he threw up next to you.

-Black (Underfell Papyrus)-

You were sleeping on the couch when you heard it. The soft sound of the door closing. You rubbed your eyes and sat up. Was he home already?

You looked toward the door, only seeing a vague silhouette.

“Papyrus?”

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING.”

“I was waiting for you.” You yawned. “You always get home so late so I... !!”

“GO BACK TO BED.”

“Papyrus!” You pushed the blanket off of you and rushed to his side, “You’re covered in blood! Are you alright, you didn’t-!”

He grabbed your wrist harshly and hissed, “I’M FINE.”

You were almost startled by his sharp reaction, but you knew him too well to let him scare you off. “No. You’re not.” You used this as an opportunity to grab his own wrist and drag him to the kitchen. 

He recoiled, trying to pull his wrist back, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”

You turned to him roughly and poked a finger at his chest, “I’m helping you out, you ungrateful idiot!”

Papyrus reeled back, incredibly offended, “I’M NOT-!!”

“Now shut your mouth, and accept someone’s kindness for once, or so help me!”

He finally closed his mouth, only letting out a few grumblings in response.

You set him down on the kitchen table and grabbed a damp washcloth as you began wiping away the stains on his bones and armor.

“YOU...” You saw a faint glow on his cheekbones, “YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THIS.”

“And you don’t have to get in fights when I’m not around!” You huffed. “Honestly, I wish you wouldn’t, Papyrus! I don’t like you hurting others, and I... I don’t know what I’d do if you came home seriously hurt!”

“...”

He didn’t reply for a while, as you took your time cleaning his wounds. It seems... there was a lot more blood from whoever he was fighting... 

“YOU WAITED FOR ME.”

“Of course, I waited for you.” You shook your previous thought away.

“WHY?”

“Because I worry for you.” You huffed.

“. . . Iloveyou. . .”

“What did you say?” You tilted your head.

“I SAID OLIVE JUICE.”

“...What?”

(Shorter ones for these guys)

-Yellow (Echotale G Sans)-

“Wait, what did you say?” You turned toward your bad boy of a friend.

“I said I love you.” G Sans said, nonchalantly as he lit a cigarette.

“... You’re not serious, are you?”

“I am.” 

“Oh...” You didn’t know how to respond. He was so... casual?

“Well?”

“Well, what?” You asked.

“Usually, people say something other than “oh” after someone tells them those three little words.”

“What do you want me to say?”

His eye lights grew a ominous yellow, almost in an eery way if you hadn’t known G Sans for so long. His eye lights scrolled over to you, his unreadable expression unchanging, “You know the answer to that.”

-Green (Echotale G Papyrus)-

“Er, uhm, I don’t...” G Papyrus cleared his throat, nervously. “I don’t usually, uh...”

“Oh, G, are you alright?” You put a hand on his shoulder, but that seemed to have the opposite of the intended effect. “Why are you so nervous?”

G Papyrus raked a hand across his scroll, as if trying to clear his head, “S-Sorry! I’m not used to, well...”

“Hey.” You made a point to show him your most comforting smile. “It’s okay. Just relax. I’m your friend.”

“Right... That might actually just be...” With another clear of his throat, G Papyrus straightened his back, and said with the greenest face, “Y/n!”

“Uhm, yes?”

“I! I love you!”

“...”

“Wait, what?!” You recoil.

-Purple (Swapfell Papyrus)-

You were just cooking dinner as you always do, when you suddenly felt two familiar arms encase you completely from behind you, prohibiting you from finishing dinner.

“Wha-?”

“shut up.” Whoa. His voice was dark. What was he-? “don’t say anything. don’t move anything. don’t think anything. don’t. do. anything.”

You went completely still. He just stood there like that, his skull in the crook of your neck and his arms wrapped around your body, squeezing you too tight for comfort.

Just as you were about to say something (which may or may not result in some serious injuries), you heard something just below a whisper in your ear.

“i love you.”

And just like that, he let go of you, and you sucked in a breath you didn’t know you needed. When you turned around, he was gone, and you were left alone to your thoughts and a slowly burning dinner.

-Indigo (Swapfell Sans)-

“HUMAN!!”

“Raspberry.” You replied, coyly.

Sans rolled his eye lights, before he continued, “I HAVE FINALLY DECIDED... TO SAY YES!”

“Yes?” You tilted your head, “To what?”

“TO YOU THROWING YOURSELF AT ME EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY!” Sans put his hands on his hips, “SO, FINE! YOU’VE FORCED ME TO ACCEPT YOUR PROPOSITION!”

“Oh, don’t worry, Raspberry.” You smiled, “I'm not trying to date you.”

“LIES! IMPOSSIBLE!” Sans jabbed at you, “IT CAN BE THE ONLY EXPLANATION!”

“The explanation for what?”

“FOR WHY I LOVE YOU!”

“...”

“You...” You blinked. “You love me?”

Sans looked like a dear in the headlights, and you finally noticed the bright magenta color he was beaming. “THIS! THIS WAS A MISTAKE!!”

“Wait, Sans!” But he was already running away... Wait, did he not realize that was the opposite direction of his house? Looks like you’d be seeing him sooner than expected.

[ourreferences02]

seventy-three questions

I guess this is like if some random person wanted to interview my kids, idk. Ignore how some things capitalized on their own, ik it’s very annoying. not to mention, I didn’t bold or italicize anything. there’s too many words in this post it would take too much time, sorry. have fun reading all of this

q: what’s your favorite movie you’ve seen in the past month?

Richard: Richard peter Johnson. it’s about me. for sure.

bella: to the bone. I forget if they have a trigger warning. I don’t know, I liked it.

calum: john wick. there’s a lot of cool stuff

leia: frozen and moana!!!

q: favorite animal?

Richard: I honestly don’t know. for shits and giggles, maybe cougars

bella: um... when I was little I really liked birds, bunnies, lions, and lambs

calum: dragons are super strong and op

leia: puppiessssssss

q: best friend’s name?

Richard: sam

bella: i’m not very close with anyone. ally, I guess

calum: kirk junior

leia: luke

q: book you plan on reading?

Richard: the catcher in the rye

bella: pride and prejudice

calum: I want to get the guiness book of world records for 2017

leia: the blue fairy book. it’s about fairy tales

q: something that positively shaped you?

Richard: sick as it sounds, my girlfriend set herself on fire and had to go to the hospital. it was because of me, and when she made it out of that experience with no burns it somehow got me to be more appreciative and inspired me to stop being such a dick sometimes

bella: theo.

calum: I heard about LeBron james

leia: life

q: biggest secret?

Richard: don’t have one, really

bella: it wouldn’t be a secret if I told someone, would it?

leia: I found out that my best friend is sleeping beauty! but a boy!

calum: not telling. i’m not retarded.

q: on a scale of one to ten, how excited are you about life right now?

Richard: ten? idk

bella: 6... hehe

calum: five is average. so five.

leia: a bagillion gazillion and one

q: iPhone or android?

Richard: androids have potato cameras

bella: iPhone. I guess if they’re too expensive an android would be okay

calum: aren’t andriods robots

leia: aye aye captain hahahhahhahhahhaha

q: twitter or Instagram?

Richard: twitter

bella: definitely Instagram

calum: I like jetpack joyride

leia: graham crackers?

q: who should everyone be following right now?

Richard: me. just kidding, um... my friends tyrone and Tanisha. they’re living on their own for the most part, with two twin babies, at fifteen. kudos

bella: not kim Kardashian.

calum: stalkers. show them how they make other people feel.... oh sorry, wrong kind of following

q: favorite food?

Richard: I can’t come up with something so i’m just going to say pizza

Bella: i like chicken alfredo pasta. I’m not sure if it’s my favorite though

Calum: hot dogs

Leia: crackers

q: least favorite food?

Richard: cornbread. I’ve seen timmy wolf down a whole loaf. It was huge. There was a lot of blowing chunks after. Scarring, tbh

Bella: never liked green beans

Calum: eggplants, carrots, and bananas

Leia: steak is hard for me to chew sometimes

q: what do you love on your pizza?

Richard: cheese

Bella: cheese. Oh, richard said that too? Ffs

calum: pepperonis

Leia: anchovies! Just kidding, i’m joking!

q: favorite drink?

Richard: i’ve got no clue. water is very underrated

Bella: i used to love lemonade. Haven’t had that in years. Oh, right. I like tea, coffee, root beer, yeah

Calum: i’ve never had vodka, but vodka

Leia: do slushies count?

q: favorite dessert?

Richard: i’m a fabulous dessert -wink- um, no, in all seriousness, chocolate ice cream

Bella: huh. I haven’t had dessert in a while either. Shit.

Calum: chocolate chip cookies

Leia: everything sweet

q: dark chocolate or milk chocolate?

Richard: well I know how tyrone would answer this. I guess milk chocolate

Bella: milk?

Calum: both

Leia: ooooooh, one second, i’ll be back! NO IT’S NOT TO GET CHOCOLATE

q: coffee or tea?

Richard: coffee

Bella: they’re both good for photos, coffee tastes better, but tea is better for you

Calum: alcohol

q: hardest decision?

Richard: what to answer for this question. That counts?!

Bella: life or death. I chose life, obviously

Calum: i’m bored

Leia: my mom asked me if i wanted a dog or a cat! I said dog, but she never got either one

q: favorite fruit?

Richard: peach. -eyebrow wiggle- I actually don’t know

Bella: pineapple, mango, peach, blueberry, blackberry, raspberry, watermelon...

Calum: pear

Leia: applllllllles!!!

q: favorite singer or songwriter?

Richard: shawn mendes. I’M JOKING

Bella: isabella vail. Sorry, no self-promo? Okay, theo herondale -grin-

Calum: eminem

Leia: idina menzel

q: favorite song?

Richard: can’t say

Bella: that’s a lot of pressure

Calum: i’m hungry

Leia: I’VE BEEN STARING AT THE EDGE OF THE WAT-

q: if you could sing a duet with anyone, who would it be?

Richard: shawn mendes. I’M STILL JOKING I SWEAR

Bella: theo.

Calum: that’s gay

Leia: MOANA

q: if you had a tattoo, where would it be?

Richard: could i get a tramp stamp

Bella: i can’t choose, whoops

Calum: my arm

Leia: but they’re permanent!!

q: to be or not to be?

Richard: to be

Bella: to be or not to be.. ahh.. Love it

Calum: not to be

Leia: tooooo beeeeeeee... Two bees?

q: bird-watching or whale-watching?

Richard: whale-watching but only if i could ride the whale

Bella: bird-watching, they make such pretty sounds

Calum: a bird shit on my head

Leia: whale-watching because then i could see mermaids too!!!

q: best gift ever received?

Richard: sofia and will, thank you so much for your second creation. Not that the other ones aren’t good i just mean i love wed oh god just shut up richard. Praise you guys, hallelujah. Rest in peace, will. Would’ve been nice to get a “NOW YOU BE CAREFUL WITH MY DAUGHTER!” chat.

Bella: meeting theo was the best thing that’s ever happened to me.. wait is anyone going to see this? Oh god please no UM OKAY best gift other than that, i got a purple flower pin from.. someone.. Although i technically didn’t get it from them..i don’t want to think about this, never mind

Calum: my mom got a basketball hoop for me

Leia: everything!!

q: best gift you’ve ever given?

Richard: i once decorated bella in glitter and shit and then tried to give her to my mom. Yeah, i still don’t know why i did that. Awww, my little sissie, i’m gonna give her a hug after this

Bella: i wouldn’t know

Calum: i gave kirk junior a whole pack of gum once

Leia: i gave luke’s grandma a pretty flower. She’s really nice.

q: last gift you gave a friend?

Richard: the cornbread timmy threw up

Bella: i’ve never had a real friend, um, i gave annabelle a horse necklace and dora a set of nail polish. But they’re just people i talk to sometimes. Plus annabelle.. ugh

Calum: i gave savannah a pencil. Hope she liked it

Leia: i gave my mom a hug today!!

q: favorite video game?

Richard: OH MINECRAFT FOR SUUUUUUUURE!!! sorry i’m not in a serious mood

Bella: i don’t really play video games, the sims, i guess

Calum: call of duty games

Leia: roblox!! I like the pizza delivery game

q: favorite meme?

Richard: oh boy

Bella: are you serious? Right in front of my salad?

Calum: the spongebob music one

Leia: what’s a meem

q: last country visited?

Richard: greece

Bella: greece

Calum: how much longer

Leia: greece

q: favorite body part on a human?

Richard: well this could get some perverted answers

Bella: eyes. But “eyeballs” sounds atrocious.

Calum: pussy

Leia: their hearts!!!!!!

q: favorite color?

Richard: i like reds, blues, greens, idk

Bella: i loved yellow when i was younger. Blues are good too. As for the stuff that’s not on the rainbow, i guess i like black, gray, silver, gold, and white. Oh red is good sometimes

Calum: red, green, orange

Leia: light blue

q: least favorite color?

Richard: that murky brown and green mixture -shudder-

Bella: the colors that we can’t see or imagine. So frustrating.

Calum: yellow

Leia: i like all of the colors, i wouldn’t want any to feel bad about themselves

q: diamonds or pearls?

Richard: i mean there are no pearls in minecraft... OKAY I’LL STOP

Bella: diamonds

Calum: you could sell the diamonds and be rich

Leia: great grandma grace had pearls

q: heels or flats?

Richard: i lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt, but i make these high heels work

Bella: it depends

Calum: heels are sexy.

Leia: no girl can walk in heels, can they? OMG BELLA YOU’RE WALKING IN HEELS

q: pilates or yoga?

Richard: how about just working out

Bella: yoga

Calum: there’s yoga instructor porn

Leia: you mean pirates or yoda? Yoda is in star wars with princess leia, so yoda

q: jogging or swimming?

Richard: swimming for sure

Bella: i mean, i love swimming. But it’s hard to go near a pool when you’ve drowned yourself. I’m sorry i keep being gloomy

Calum: sorry, i fell asleep

Leia: swimming!

q: best way to de-stress?

Richard: hahahhahhahah

Bella: talking to someone, hugging someone, etc.

Calum: sleeping helps

Leia: just breathe! ahhhh...

q: if you had one superpower, what would it be?

Richard:i heard about a superpower that is all the superpowers

Bella: richard told me abo- he said that too?!

q: weirdest person you ever met?

Richard: the howler or the tricycle guy

Bella: theo. -devilish grin- nO I’M KIDDING DON’T TELL HIM I SAID THAT! Awe, i feel bad

Calum: my whole family

Leia: i don’t know, everyone’s weird in their own way

q: favorite flower?

Richard: i don’t know about many besides roses

Bella: i could list my top 50 if you want

Calum: ew

Leia: dandelions grant wishes!

q: last time you cried?

Richard: when my girlfriend was in the hospital

Bella: ...

Calum: crying is for chumps

Leia: i’m too happy to cry

q: do you like your handwriting?

Richard: no?

Bella: im not sure

Calum: oh bitch i fell asleep again

Leia: i forget to dot my i’s sometimes

q: do you bake?

Richard: i live in a house with girls, of course. OH SHOOT WAS THAT SEXIST, I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE TH- oh right. Forgot about calum. LOVE YA CAL

Bella: baking and cooking are both fun

Calum: no. i eat the baked goods though

Leia: i eat the cookie dough heheh

q: least favorite thing about yourself?

Richard: my anger issues

Bella: my luck

Calum: i’m amazing

Leia: i-i love myself!!! haha..

q: favorite thing about yourself?

Richard: idk

Bella: haha

Calum: everything

Leia: i think i’m nice

q: who do you miss most?

Richard: ggg. Great grandma grace

Bella: not ben. I liked you when you were alive, but you are unbearable as a ghost

Calum: i just want to play basketball

Leia: everyone who is in heaven!!!

q: what are you listening to right now?

Richard: the wind, i guess

Bella: arctic monkeys

Calum: leia trying to sing. She sucks

Leia: my favorite tarzan song

q: favorite smell?

Richard: um

Bella: rain, books, fire, theo, dryer sheets, flowers, oh no did i say theo? -blush- please don’t put that in

Calum: no idea

Leia: freshly baked sugar cookies, bella’s are better than my mom’s!

q: last person you talked to on the phone?

Richard: sam. He’s giving me updates on gilly and her baby. I hope she’s doing okay..

Bella: i got some type of hate call from someone. Idk who.

Calum: kirk junior and i were talking about basketball

Leia: luke. He said i’m giving him mixed signals. I have no clue what that means

q: last person you sent a text to?

Richard: tyrone

Bella: charlie

Calum: i don’t have a phone.. one day

Leia: look! The lollipop made my tongue blue!!!

q: sport you wish you could play?

Richard: is archery a sport? Because that’s cool

Bella: i don’t play any sports -sigh-

Calum: i do play basketball, but i really like basketball, so basketball.

Leia: i wish i could ice skate more

q: hair color?

Richard: a medium/dark brown

Bella: i’m a brunetteeeee

Calum: light brown

Leia: blonde!

q: eye color?

Richard: green. Idk about greater detail

Bella: crystal blue? It’s like a blue but if you turned the saturation down a bit and put some shine in there

Calum: i don’t check

Leia: blue, like blue whale

q: scary films or happy endings?

Richard: both

Bella: happy endings

Calum: no real man likes happy endings

Leia: scary movies scare me

q: favorite season?

Richard: tough

Bella: it really depends. Spring is very rainy but i like the rain. Summer is super hot but school’s out and it’s beautiful out. Fall comes with the colorful tree leaves and the clothing, and winter is cold but you have hot chocolate and oversized sweaters

Calum: i bet bella gave a long answer. Loser.

Leia: summer!

q: sexual fantasy?

Richard: where did that come from

Bella: -beet red- w-what?

Calum: huh

Leia: what’s that?

q: hugs or kisses?

Richard: both

Bella: bot- HE SAID THAT TOO? WTH

Calum: neither

Leia: hug time!

q: rolling stones or the beatles?

Richard: the beatles

Bella: the beatles, for sure

Calum: how many left?

Leia: why are we talking about things in the garden

q: favorite sex position?

Richard: i swear this came out of nowhere

Bella: -blink-

Calum: missions. Missionary? Yeah, that’s what i meant

Leia: i’m so confused

q: farthest you’ve been from home?

Richard: i died twice. Dk where i ended up

Bella: see i killed myself, and then i was in some sort of darkness for a week until i decided to come back

Calum: are we close to finished

Leia: look at this nail polish! Isn’t it so pretty?!

q: left or right?

Richard: the price is right

Bella: right

Calum: left

Leia: right

q: lipstick or lip gloss?

Richard: um

Bella: lipstick

Calum: almost?

Leia: lip gloss

q: scariest dream?

Richard: you’d know if i pissed myself

Bella: ..don’t want to talk about it, sorry

Calum: im not scared of anything

Leia: cookeh im mah mout, un segont

q: favorite type of hair?

Richard: i guess i like head hair over pubic hair

Bella: depends

Calum: hairless cats

Leia: those naked rodents

q: title of your autobiography?

Richard: one second, let me think of something

Bella: i wouldn’t write an autobiography

Calum: Perfection

Leia: my life

q: favorite sound?

Richard: did i really just fall asleep

Bella: sorry, what? I was doodling.

Calum: basketballs bouncing

Leia: water

q: favorite animal?

Richard: wasn’t this already a question

Bella: On the other side of a street I knew, stood a girl that looked like you, i guess thats deja vu

Calum: there has to be only a couple left

Leia: what

q: girl crush?

Richard: there’s this girl named wednesday herondale, she’s honestly my dream girl -grin-

Bella: how’d you know i’m bi? nO NOT BIPOLAR

Calum: i-i don’t h-have one..

Leia: i love my sister!

q: last photograph you took?

Richard: you’d expect it to be a nude because i’m a teenage boy, yeah, yeah, i see you.. well, i’ll have you know, it’s a picture of... my girlfriend. isn’t she beautiful, look at her!

Bella: okay so this one is o- fine. Don’t let me go into detail.

Calum: i took this selfie on my ipad by accident. I have a double chin in it haha WAIT WE’RE DONE?! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Leia: oh this one’s of my finger! whoops!

[rscenarios]

Daehyun - Freefall

akutagawahakuryuunosuke requested “Hello can i request a scenario for Daehyun? The plot is what if he was a mafia who like to eat a cheesecake from the bakery across the street, at first he just love the cakes but later he fall in love with the baker too, but one day she start avoiding him and after that is up to you hehehe thank you hope my plot not confuse you^^;; hehe make it nsfw if you, thanks”

Since this got quite longer, I didn’t include the smut so I apologize for that. I was also originally going to lead this into where the Skydive M/V starts but decided not to be cruel about this... Please enjoy -Admin Em

Warnings: Some curse words.

It was rare for a new business to appear in their territory with the history of crime and violence. It was especially interesting that of all thing the business was a cute little bakery right across the street. Something brightly colorful and sweet among the bitter darkness. A place like that sparked the interest of B.A.P and so they kept a watchful eye.

After a week of no surprising activity, the youngest member suggests they pay a visit. “Getting inside will give us a better idea if something is happening,” Zelo explains.

“Or it’s a trap,” Himchan sighs before he takes another drink.

“It’s not like we don’t use the club as a rouse,” Zelo groans. It’s times like this everyone is reminded he’s still young.

“We aren’t going,” Himchan declares. “Don’t argue.”

The room falls silent as Yongguk enters, handing Himchan a file that may contain new orders. Himchan points to something in the document, raising an eyebrow in question. Yongguk shakes his head.

“Warn him the bill is to be paid in a month. We’ll have to see about this...development,” Himchan says, handing the files back to the second in command. The leader looks at Zelo. “You get your wish, we’re headed to the bakery.”

“Really?!” Zelo asks, an excited grin forming on his face.

“What’s going on?” Daehyun questions as he follows the group.

“That’s what we want to know,” Himchan states simply.

“Do you think all of us should go? It might be suspicious,” Youngjae suggests, making the leader halt.

“You’re right. Yongguk, Youngjae, Jongup, you three stay here. Daehyun and Zelo, with me,” Himchan orders and everyone obeys without further question.

There’s a small chime as the trio enters the bakery, but no one is in sight. The group looks around, the place is mostly bare with only a few pieces of art hanging on the walls. Some of the furniture is in worn condition, but is still cute. The group nearly draws their weapons as you rush out of the back room, “I’m sorry, I hadn’t heard you come in,” you apologize before smiling at them, “Welcome, thank you for coming in. How can I help you today?”

“Woah, everything looks so good,” Zelo gasps, looking at all the treats through the glass container as Himchan looks around. Daehyun is focused on your beauty though as you give a small chuckle at the youngest’s comment.

“Thank you. Would you like to sample something before you buy?”

HImchan shakes his head, “I’d just like a slice of the chocolate cake.”

You quickly place the slice on a plate for him before Zelo asks, “Can I have caramel apple?”

“Sure thing,” you smile and hand it over.

“A slice of your best cheesecake, please,” he requests and is soon given a slice of New York style cheesecake.

Before you can say anything, Himchan hands over the payment and you return his change. “Please have a seat anywhere,” you tell them and they settle at a table.

“It’s so good,” Zelo hums as he munches on his treat. Himchan and Daehyun nod without word. The leader is still looking around, watching for any sign of trouble and Daehyun is just too focused on the cheesecake to care.

“Did you make this?” Himchan calls out to you as he notes you cleaning the display case.

“Oh, yes, is there a problem?”

“No, it’s good. I wasn’t sure if you were the baker or just an employee,” Himchan explains casually.

“Thank you, I’m currently everything around here. I don’t have any other employees yet.”

“Really?” Zelo gasps. “You work in such a dangerous area alone?”

Himchan gives him a warning look, but you give an amused chuckle. “It was the only place I could afford to lease on such short notice,” you bit your lip before you can say anything more.

“What do you mean?” Himchan asks.

“I’d rather not discuss it. Excuse me,” you go into the back room to get rid of the dirty rag.

“Daehyun,” Himchan speaks quietly as Daehyun cleans his plate.

“Sir?”

“I want you to keep an eye on this place. Figure out her story.”

Daehyun gives a quick nod as you come back into the room.

“I apologize if he upset you. Our Junhong is a curious one,” Himchan says politely.

“It’s okay, can I take care of your plates?” you ask, taking note of the empty plates sitting in front of him and Daehyun. When he nods you quickly take those to the back room too. When you return, the three are moving to leave. “Thank you again for coming, have a good day,” you smile.

Himchan and Zelo return the kind words as they leave, but Daehyun stays behind.

“Could I have another slice to go?” he asks.

“Of course,” you say while placing a slice in a box for him as he hands you the money. “Come again,” you call after him as he leaves.

Daehyun already knows he’ll be back. This was some of the best cheesecake he’s ever had...and there was his assignment. Mainly the cheesecake though.

Two days later, Daehyun returns to find that there are a few more customers in the shop. Not many and no one he recognized from their reveals. “Be with you in a moment,” you smile as you carry some plates into the back room. “Nice to see you again,” you say as you step behind the counter. “What would you like?”

Daehyun looks at all the choices, licking his lips in approval. Everything looks so good, but the cheesecake is still calling his name. “I’ll take a slice of the blueberry cheesecake, please,” he tells you while grabbing the cash from his wallet.

“Thank you,” you muse as he goes to sit down. As much as he wants to give the cheesecake his full attention, he keeps a watchful eye on you as you work. He doesn’t notice anything out of the ordinary about you. He can tell you’re trying not to show how tired you are as you wipe down tables and tend to customer needs. Your smile doesn’t seem to dwindle and Daehyun admires that, but he also can’t help but worry why you’re pushing yourself so much. He would have to find out another time, it would be suspicious to ask now.

He bids you farewell, thanking you once again for the cheesecake before he goes back to the club. “Anything to report?” Himchan asks without looking up from what he’s doing.

“No. Is there something particular I should be looking for?”

Himchan simply shakes his head and Daehyun goes about his business.

Another two days pass before Daehyun comes back, and this time the shop is empty again. “Nice to see you again,” you greet him. “What kind of cheesecake will it be today?”

“Surprise me,” Daehyun shrugs while placing the money on the counter. “It’s a shame more people don’t know how good your food is,” he tries to make conversation.

“Just leaves more for my number one customer,” you laugh, handing over the food. Daehyun can tell the laugh is somewhat forced. “People just don’t want to risk being in this area long.”

Daehyun finds a seat and  takes a bite of his cheesecake, trying to think of what more he can say. He has to start getting to know you, but he can’t risk coming on too strong. “Does it scare you?”

“The lack of customers or the area?” you ask while arranging something by the register.

“The area.”

You stop whatever you’re doing and sigh. “A little bit.”

A silence falls over the two of you so Daehyun decides to just eat. He feels guilty for upsetting you and it was evident you didn’t want to say anything more.

“Do you think they’re as bad as everyone says?” you ask suddenly, trying to hide the small shake in your voice.

“Who?”

“Any of the gangs, or mafia...whatever they are. Like B.A.P.”

Daehyun almost chokes on his food. “They’re tough, but they don’t hurt the innocent so you don’t need to worry,” he offers, trying to keep casual. You nod slowly, letting his words sink in but Daehyun senses there’s something more. “Forgive me for being bold, but are you in trouble with someone? Is that why you’re in this area?”

You shake your head, “I’m not in trouble. Just worried.”

“It’ll be okay. I’m not far away, I’ll keep you safe, but if I’m not around and anyone tries to hurt you just feed them,” he tries to lighten the mood and this time you give a genuine laugh. It’s beautiful.

“Thank you...I don’t even know your name,” you note.

“I’m Daehyun.”

“____________,” you introduce yourself before noting the empty plate in front of him. “How was your cheesecake?”

“Wonderful,” Daehyun smiles as you take his plate. “As always.”

“That’s good. I hope it continues to be.”

“I’ll have to keep checking,” he declares as he gets up.

“If you insist. See you next time, Daehyun.”

“Have a good day, __________,” he smiles before leaving. He decides that he would start coming every day after that.

Each visit the two of you would talk more. No matter who else was in the shop, you would always make light chit-chat with Daehyun and whoever he was with. You got along with all of the members of B.A.P without knowing who they were. Himchan would have DAehyun’s head if he told you who he really was and Daehyun didn’t want you to see him as a monster. He didn’t want to risk not seeing your beautiful smile. He was falling for you even though he knows that’s risky. Himchan warned him he would be pulled from the assignment if he didn’t find anything out soon, but Daehyun still doesn’t know what he’s supposed to be looking for. You lived a normal life.

It’s a week and a half before the deadline and after taking out a group that owed B.A.P money Daehyun decides that he needs to see you. You had become the bright spot in his day and he could use that. Daehyun is excited to see your smile, but instead he hears a soft sobbing and spots you crying at one of the tables. “____________, are you alright?!” he asks quickly, rushing over to you.

“Oh, Daehyun, I’m sorry,” you sniffle, wiping away tears. “I’m okay. It’s fine. Let me get you your cheesecake.”

“No, I don’t need it,” he stops you. “Please just relax.”

“I can’t, I-”

“It’s okay, you work hard.”

“You’re too kind,” you tell him, still trying to control your tears. Slowly, he reaches out to gently pat your head to try to help you calm down. It seems to help as a few minutes later you take a few deep breaths and relax. “I’m sorry you had to see that.”

“It’s okay. Is there something I can do to help?”

“Will you...will you walk me home?”

“Of course, do you want me to drive your car home?”

“My father needed it today so I don’t have it,” you explain.

“I’ll go get my car. Wait here,” Daehyun tells you before rushing to get his car from the garage behind the club. He returns quickly and helps you stand. He even opens your door for you and closes it once you’re seated. You tell him the address and it isn’t far so the drive is quick.

When the car stops Daehyun walks you to the door of your apartment. “You didn’t need to walk me in. I don’t want to be a bother.”

“It’s no bother,” he assures you. “I told you I would be around to keep you safe,” he reminds you.

“Well, I think I owe you for your services,” you smile.

“And how will you be paying?”

“Would my handsome saviour settle for a kiss?” you ask boldly.

Daehyun’s heart skips a beat. This had started as an assignment and grown into so much more. He had thought about asking you out, but he knew the risks involved in that. But now, now he can’t help but smile and step closer to you. “I would have settled for a phone number, but I will accept your kiss.”

Your cheeks turn a soft shade of pink as you lean up, eyes closing slowly as your lips meet his gently. It’s a short kiss, but it sends sparks through Daehyun’s body. Everything else is forgotten in that moment and even as you move away from him. “________, will you be my girlfriend?” he asks softly.

“Of course.”

“Can I have your phone?” He asks and you hand it over without question. He punches in his number and hands it back you. “Now I’m only a phone call away when you need me. But it’s late and you’ve had a long day. Please go and rest,” he says, pressing a kiss to your forehead. “I will see you tomorrow.”

“See you tomorrow,” you smile as you head inside.

The smile doesn’t leave Daehyun’s face as he heads back to the club. He doesn’t even notice as Youngjae and Jongup start talking to him. He only snaps out of it when Youngjae throws a dart just a few centimeters away from his head. “Hey, what do you think you’re doing?!” he shouts

“Relax, if I wanted to hit you I would have,” Youngjae remains him. It was true, Youngjae had deadly aim. “What’s on your mind?”

“Probably the pretty noona at the bakery,” Jongup grins.

“Just her food,” Daehyun says coolly. He doesn’t want the others to know about his relationship with you yet. Not until he’s discussed it with Himchan. “Where’s Himchan?”

“He and Yongguk just got back from meeting someone that owes us money. Should be in his office,” Jongup answers.

“Thanks,” Daehyun nods and heads to Himchan’s office.

“Come in,” Himchan calls when he hears the knock on his door. “Daehyun, have a seat,” HImchan says, putting some documents in one of his drawers. “Do you have something to report?”

“Not yet, but I wanted to inform you that my relationship with ________ has grown.”

Himchan raises an eyebrow, “For the mission or for your own personal benefit?”

Daehyun takes a deep breath, “Both, but mostly due to my own feelings.”

Himchan leans back in his seat, eyeing Daehyun carefully. The leader’s expression is unreadable as the two sit in silence. “You understand that regardless of your feelings, whatever has to happen will happen, correct? If your loyalty becomes a question, you know what will be done, correct?”

“B.A.P is my family, I will not betray my family. Is _____________ in trouble with us?”

“No, but she has connection to someone who is. She may be part of something bigger. She could be using you. Be careful,” Himchan warns. “For now, it’s nearly time for the club to open.”

“Yes sir, thank you,” Daehyun bows and leaves.

When the crowd of people starts to enter, Daehyun pays them no mind as he thinks about what HImchan told him. He doesn’t want to think you could be using him, but in his life anything was possible. People were hard to trust. He shouldn’t have been careless to ask you out, but he couldn’t deny what he felt for you, especially after the kiss. Especially as you send him a good night message and his heart gives a small flutter. Regardless, he would have to be careful from now on.

The following day, your shop has a few customers, but that still doesn’t stop you from rushing to greet your boyfriend. You don’t bother to ask him what he wants as you hand over a plate with a slice of cheesecake. Before he can take his wallet out you stop him. “My treat.”

“Oh, am I going to be getting special treatment now that I’m your boyfriend?” he asks

“No, you’ve just done so much for me that I still want to repay you however I can.”

“Please don’t worry about paying me back,” Daehyun assures you. “You work hard. We can talk later,” he adds, seeing more people walk in behind him.

“Ok, enjoy,” you grin as he goes to take a seat.

To his dismay, with HImchan’s warning in the back of his mind, he starts to worry that maybe there was something wrong with this cheesecake. He shakes his head, trying to force the thought away. You weren’t like that. You weren’t a part of the world of killing. He takes the first bite slowly, and waits for any signs of trouble even though he knows it would take more than one bite.

He finishes sometime later, feeling fine. He’s ashamed to have thought so lowly of you. He takes his dirty plate to the counter and gets a hug goodbye from you. “I’m going to be pretty busy tonight so I probably won’t get to talk to you, but I’ll see you tomorrow?”

“How about dinner later?”

“That would be great,” you reply before he leaves.

The next three days are spent in bliss. The two of you would message almost constantly when you weren’t out on dates or busy with work. Business was picking up for you. You were even looking for some part time help. Daehyun would help on occasion, allowing the two of you to spend more time together. He stayed to help you with closing, offering you a ride home. “I have to meet with someone, so it will be a while. Go home and rest,” you told him, giving him a soft kiss.

He kisses you again quickly before leaving. As he steps out of the shop, he bumps into a man and apologizes quickly. The man looks like he’s about to yell, but suddenly fear fills his eyes and he apologizes in return before quickly entering the shop. Daehyun doesn’t question this much as it was common for people to remember that this was an area filled with people that could easily kill someone.

The next day your shop is still busy, and it makes Daehyun happy that you’re work was finally being appreciated. You finally put up a sign looking for some part-time help. You hand over his cheesecake, and he hands you the money just before you move to tend to someone else’s needs. It was odd you didn’t say anything, but he dismisses it as the frustration of being busy two days in a row. He quietly eats his food, watching you move with a forced smile on your face. You don’t look at him, but again he dismisses it as you’re busy. He takes his plate to the counter and is about to ask if you want help when you go into the back room so he waits for you to return. When you come back, you have a fresh pie to place in the display case.

“Do you want some help?” he asks.

“No, thanks, I can do this,” you say just as quickly. “I’ll talk to you another time.”

Daehyun just nods and leaves, allowing you to get back to work.

Later that night he decides to message you to make sure you’re okay. “Hey __________. Did you have a good day?”

“Lots of business. I’m pretty tired so I’m actually headed to bed early.”

“You work too hard. Sleep well,” he replies. All he can do now is wait for a time when you’re less busy to talk to you.

Unfortunately, you continue to dismiss his messages and work keeps you busy for three more days, On the fourth day, with only five days left in Himchan’s deadline, Daehyun doesn’t bother to come in to see you. Instead, he makes the bold and incredibly risky choice to meet you as the shop closes. A few minutes before closing time, he enters the shop, making you jump as the bell chimes. “Hey Daehyun, I’m about to close,” you tell him simply..

“I know. I came to walk you home. I haven’t seen your car lately.”

You shift uncomfortably and head for the door.. “I can take myself home. You don’t need to worry about it.”

“____________, what’s wrong?” He steps closer to you and you step away, tears forming in your eyes.

“Please don’t,” you whimper and he halts. His heart breaks at the sound of fear in your voice. Your legs start to shake and you fall to your knees. “Please don’t,” you beg again. “Please don’t hurt me.”

Daehyun quickly kneels in front of you. “___________, I would never hurt you.”

“You were going to kill him!” You sob.

“What? Who?”

“My father. He owes B.A.P money,” you say between sobs. “He didn’t have enough to pay it back. He was supposed to pay it tomorrow...but he left. I tried to help earn the money....I gave him everything I could. I didn’t....I didn’t,” you choke on your words. “Are you going to kill me?” you manage to ask slowly.

Daehyun thinks back to the man he bumped into a few days ago. No wonder he had been so afraid. To see a known mafia member spending time with his daughter. “__________, please listen to me,” Daehyun urges. “You aren’t going to be hurt.”

“I gave him money to pay. He saw you and told me I should run from B.A.P. You’re one of them and he left me. I don’t have enough to pay his debt. ”

“It’s true,,” he says slowly. “I’m a member of B.A.P, but I’m not going to hurt you. You didn’t expect him to run. It’s not your fault. I won’t let you get hurt. I’ll keep watching over you. I love you,” Daehyun vows, pulling you into his arms..

“What? You love me?”

“I do.”

“But the money-”

“It doesn’t matter. B.A.P doesn’t hurt the families of the people who have done us wrong. You’re safe. I’ll explain it to my boss. You’re safe. I promise.”

You sob harder in his arms. “I’ve been so scared. I’m sorry. I’m sorry I pushed you away. I love you too,” you cry as he holds you. He rocks you back and forth, allowing you time to calm down. “Will you take me home?”

“Of course,” he says, wiping the last few tears away from your face before helping you up. He keeps a firm hold on your hand the entire walk.

You stop in front of your door. “Will you....will you spend the night?”

“Are you sure?” He asks and you nod, not wanting to be alone. He follows you inside to see how small and empty your apartment is. There was likely more at some point, but it had since been sold to help your father. “Do you have a spare pillow? I’ll sleep out here,” he says as he looks at the barren living room.

You let go of his hand and grab him a few things. He continues to look around, spotting the note your father had left you telling you he was leaving. Daehyun steps away so you don’t see him looking at your things. “I’m sorry I don’t have more,” you say when you hand him a pillow and blanket.

“It’s alright,” he assures. “Rest, I’m going to make a call and then I’ll be right out here.”

You nod and go to crawl in your own bed as he steps outside to call Himchan. “Hello?”

“Sir, I have something to report.”

“Daehyun, what is it? Where are you?”

“I’m with __________. Her father left her. He took the money she gave him to pay us but he ran away.”

“Damn it. Did she tell you where he went?”

“She doesn’t know. She doesn’t know anything. She’s scared.”

“Are you certain she isn’t lying to protect him?” Himchan questions.

“I’m sure. She was begging for her life. I told her she would be safe. We don’t hurt the innocent.”

“I’m aware of our code,” HImchan snaps. “She’ll be fine, but we will be looking for her father. You know that.”

“All I care is that she’s safe now.”

“Yes. I have things to do now. I’ll see you tomorrow,” Himchan hangs up..

Daehyun knows his boss is angry. He knows Himchan likely wants to interrogate you himself to make sure you weren’t lying, but HImchan wouldn’t do that to Daehyun. As tough as Himchan is, he still had a softer side for the group.

As quietly as possible, Daehyun comes back into your apartment and lies down in a spot on the floor. He wishes he could run home and grab some pajamas, but he doesn’t want to leave you. Not like this. He stares up at the ceiling, trying to let the events of the day sink in. He’s about to doze off as he hears you softly call his name. “I’m here,” he assures you as he gets up. He opens your bedroom door. “What’s wrong?”

“Will you lie with me?”

“Are you sure?”

It wasn’t the first time the two of you had lied together, but Daehyun knows you’re scared. You’ve been living in fear. He would take things at the pace you wanted but only if he knew you were certain of your actions.

“I’m sure,” you say, lifting the blankets for him. He settles in quickly, allowing you to move into his arms.

“I took care of everything,” he tells you softly.

“Your boss is probably mad.”

“A little,” he tells you honestly. He doesn’t want to lie. He wasn’t going to tell you that your father would be hunted down to pay for his actions, but he wasn’t going to keep anything more from you. “But he won’t do anything to you. No one will. You’re innocent and I’m here to protect you. I promise,” he kisses your forehead.

“I’m sorry for the trouble.”

“You have no reason to be sorry. I’m sorry that you had to go through this. You deserve much better.”

Your arms tighten around him. “I never said I love you too.”

“Hm?”

“You told me you loved me...and I didn’t tell you I love you too. I just thought it was all part of making sure my father paid you back...but he still ran. I got scared and I tried to push you away, but I do love you.”

Daehyun smiles, kissing your forehead again. Very slowly, he kisses down to your nose and then places a light peck on your lips only for you to kiss him back. Everything is very tender and soft between the two of you as he holds you close.

Your hands lightly move over his chest as he pulls away to place gentle kisses over your face. He whispers sweet things, telling you how beautiful you are and how he was always going to be here. He doesn’t stop you as you remove his shirt before you roll on top of him. You don’t stop his hands from rubbing your thighs. His touch is light, as if he’s afraid to break you.

Your hands move over his bare skin, trailing lower until he stops you. “___________,” he licks his lips, “we should stop. As much as I would love to continue, I want to wait and show you how much I love you. Is that okay?”

He trusts your judgement, but he wants to make sure you’re ready to be involved in his world. You’d had a long day, and although he had missed you desperately, he didn’t want to risk you regretting anything.

You move to lie at his side and kiss him again. “Okay, let’s just sleep.”

He moves you back into his arms, kissing you again. “Sleep well.”

The two of you quickly drift off, content in each other's company without worry of future dangers.