Don't Starve is the only game I know that somehow senses my HUBRIS.
I was 2 MINUTES AWAY FROM THE FINAL PORTAL IN THE FINAL LEVEL OF ADVENTURE MODE WITHOUT CHEATING OR ANYTHING. I had spent DAYS working to win the game, 2 MINUTES away from the end! I had Chester! I had a billion pierogies! I had two activated touchstones! I had it all, baby!!!!
I even bragged to my wife that the game was almost easy now!
Big mistake. The Hubris Sensing Technology (TM) of the World's Most Unforgiving Game sensed my complacency and the next thing I knew I was barraged by more Clockwork Bishops than I have ever seen in a single place in my hundreds and hundreds of hours playing this evil evil game!!!
I got through more killer bees than I'd ever seen, and a huge dense forest of 1,000 spiders! All that I could handle!!
But I have NO IDEA what I was supposed to do about a bottleneck that involved 60 ranged attacks hitting me within 5 seconds and stun-locking me to death. I have never been so Humbled by a game, and I've been playing this game for so long!
I have made this art piece to commemorate the occasion.
DISCLAIMER/CREDIT:
To make this, I cut out sprites from the game and from other official art by Klei Games, and then I added all the lighting effects and arranged it all together.
The only other thing I actually drew for this is Wigfrid's hand holding the torch.
Normally, I illustrate every element of a piece I do; but for this, I just wanted to quickly communicate the High-Pitched Silly Screaming Horror of running into this monstrosity in the "all-darkness" level of Adventure Mode!!
EDIT: Someone confirmed for me after making this post that the *Impossible Bishop Gauntlet of Doom* was, in fact, a glitch. -- OR IS THAT JUST WHAT THE BISHOPS WANT ME TO THINK????
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jumbled ch 101 thoughts re: is elias a real mage?
in chapter 99 we got zoe telling chise something thats news to her: only humans can be mages. oberon interrupts her strong reaction to this, and at first i assumed it must mean elias is part human, until i saw someone point out that it might actually mean hes not a real mage. this would align with other characters calling him incompetent and incapable of being a mentor
i think the above screencap is probably the response we're going to get if chise gets the opportunity (and the gumption) to ask elias... hey, are you actually a mage? like, the thing youre training me to be? i dont know that shell accept this as an answer, and it might lead to her thinking back on the new mage whose apprentice tried to recruit her. elias is, after all, currently fretting over what he will do if she seeks something "he cannot provide"
looking back on chapter 15, it seems like it should have been obvious that magi can only be human. lindel describes magi as people who live longer and are hardier than normal humans. theres also a recurring theme of "oh, 'magi' is just what normies call us, we dont really care for titles." which is another way i think the above screencap can be explained. which makes me wonder - the latimers were the first ones to call him a mage? and lindel didnt, despite teaching him magecraft?
im sure itll take maybe, oh, 20 or 30 chapters for this to be followed up upon, but i think we are seeing the beginning of a deeper interrogation into what elias "is." im so excited for elias lore in 102 im about to start eating drywall
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Started playing Dragon Age: Inquisition. I feel like I am doing Things Wrong. There has to be a Right way to play and a Wrong way to play this game, yes? And obviously I am playing Wrong. Is it because I went elven mage or just that I'm a perfectionist? the world may never know
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your gifs are already good enough to steal, in fact they are TOO good, people see them and quiver in fear. they know only a person filled with talent, creativity, and deep-seated rage could create such masterpieces. they don’t steal them because they fear the consequences. they know one day, somehow, maybe even years from now, you would find them. and you’d finally figure out how hard you can bite.
hehe stopppppp
(keep going)
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I was complaining just yesterday about not being able to afford my original plan and Amazon throws a 50% off computer at me... It's gonna be even leaner these next few paychecks, but I really think its actually doable now with that...
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