#i had coffee today guys that’s on me
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fuck it, broulderbeans drabble (oneshot???? idk lol)
this a LONG boi
Sam had been taking his sweet, sweet time, lovingly stroking Glen’s cock, slowing down until he fully stops on either the base of him or near the tip, wrapping a thumb and pointer finger around him whenever he’s almost about to come. He revels in the way Glen squirms, whimpering as he resists the urge to thrust into Sam’s hand. He almost feels bad for taking away his moment of release over and over again, basically torturing his lover, but Glen asked to try it a few minutes ago. That’s on him.
He holds Glen down to the bed with his other hand to the hip, pushing him back further to the mattress if he ever moved. Glen’s panting turns into slower, breathy moans as he’s once again denied pure bliss. Having Sam of all people to help him in bed, to do this to him… that itself is already bliss, in Glen’s mind.
Sam feels Glen relaxing once more as he continues his strokes. The friction of his hand, the whispered praises, all of it sent large waves of pleasure throughout his body. Sam’s enjoying the way Glen’s become so much louder. The way he gripped the bedsheets and the way his legs could not stay still. Sam rubs the pad of his thumb on the slit, sending the brunet into a frenzy.
“Sam! Ah~ Sam, please, please let me come… mmh…” Glen pleaded. He could swear his eyes are burning as the sensations became too much to handle.
He finally responds by lightly ghosting a pointer on the tip and speeding up his strokes. Sam chuckles, with his low, sultry voice, “Alright, baby, I’ll let you come.”
Glen finally feels that coil snap in his gut and he comes with a loud moan followed by small whines. His back arches away from the bed and he trembles as he spills his load on himself and Sam’s hand, the latter’s movements slowing down throughout Glen’s climax.
Sam catches a few drops of cum with his finger and starts running the coated digit across the length. Glen’s only had a few seconds to take a breather, as right after he came down, Sam continued his strokes. His skin is once again on fire as this happens, and he feels himself harden within Sam’s hand.
“Hold your legs up for me, will ya?” Sam requests, taking more cum from their first round onto a free hand, and Glen follows through, holding his legs up with his hands, legs spread for him, “Good boy.”
That lovely nickname sent a pleasant shiver down his spine.
Sam rubs a finger just at the rim for a second or two, spreading the cum there, then he gently pushed inside, the intrusion causing him to flinch.
“Shh, shh, it’s okay…” Sam coos when he notices Glen’s tears, “just lie back and feel good.”
Glen lets go of one of his leg and combs through his own hair, nearly grasping it tight as he experiences stimulation from the front and behind at once. He moans louder as the finger in his ass started sliding in and out of him, Glen’s own cum providing ease for Sam.
“Fuuuck~!” he whines as another finger slips inside, his noises music to Sam.
It didn’t take long for him to come again the moment the pads of Sam’s fingers found his sweet spot. Glen comes for the second time, with Sam continuing to stroke and fingerfuck him throughout his high.
Glen feels like he’s beyond broken at this point. He loved the way Sam’s fingers massaged his inner walls, working him open as he went deeper inside, the way he immediately lost it over his prostate being found, the way he repeatedly curled his fingers inside him, the way Sam pushed against his prostate again and again in rapid succession. Fuck, this is heaven for the both of them.
Sam finally slows down before fully stopping his movements as Glen’s orgasm ended, then he remembered Glen’s cum was, apart from on his body, was also on his own hands. He brings up the dirtied hands to his mouth and starts licking them off, an action that seemed to surprise the worn-out Glen.
“Wow, what the fuck…” Glen playfully comments, words slurred as he watches and smiles at his lover.
“I can’t help it, babe,” Sam replied between licks, shooting back a flirtatious look, “you taste so fucking good.”
“Stop, you’ll make me come again…”
“Alright bet!” He lets out a hearty laugh.
Glen immediately starts to sit up with the intention of looking for tissues to clean up, but before be could get up, Sam breathes out “C’mere,” as he leans forward to claim his lips with his own.
Glen instinctively opens his mouth as he moans, and he can feel his cheeks and ears heat up over the salty taste of himself in Sam’s mouth.
“Mm, Sam, what’re you doin’…” he asks as Sam breaks away to pepper kisses down the neck to the collarbone, before ending up at his chest.
“You’ll see,” he smirks as he continues down. Sam’s eventually met with a stained part of Glen’s bare torso, cum still laying fresh. He then gets to work licking that area clean, then does the same for the other areas with cum on them.
Glen breathes out a soft moan as he feels Sam’s tongue on his body, “fuck, Sam, I thought we’re done already…”
Sam ignores the comment, continuing to lick him clean from cum. Glen could almost hear him swallow it too.
He finally looks up at Glen when he’s finished, and he smiles, “You like that, eh?”
“…yeah that was kinda hot, I’m not gonna lie….”
#smut#broulderbeans#nobeans#sr sam#smut drabble#time check: nearly 4:30 am#i had coffee today guys that���s on me#anon op's bullshittery#also i nearly forgot what i was doing so ppl can i over theyy
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Thought I'd go give 2004 me--who was so stupefied at how the Yankees blew a three-game lead to get swept by the Red Sox in the ALCS that year (and was first radicalized by it probably)--some closure here now that I'm impartial to baseball 🧦
[Also ft the Anime Zakka store my friend recommended to me, the Riverway IPA I had at the Trillium Brewery I was *hoping* to stop at (see my new get from said anime shop), and the grub I stopped for at a local gay bar which was tasty (alas the delish fries were left unfinished)]
#ore no kao#boston#solo traveling#gay#club cafe had a great vibe to match the food! and also plenty of cute guys#(talked to one named Robb[y/ie] next to me at the bar--after 30mins probably of me eating/thinking he might want to talk lol#would be nice to know someone biblically before i go back to nyc 🤔)#[also i think the cute English guy and Coloradian from today at my hostel both leave tomorrow so ughhh maaaybe should've gotten an insta]#[maybe when i pop down for some pre-morning-jog coffee]#i took so many photos today between my sightseeing boat ride and the anime shop lmao#oh also it's cute how most of the city has that red sox spirit#the [noun]way bit is cute too
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Funny how I feel like my ::fun personality:: lasts about as long as a piece of fruit stripe gum.
#the zebra gum guys#🦓🌈#also its not very long if youve never had it#fun little wrappers though#they were temp tattoos#also texted a friend who forgot to text me back (all day) after going to eat with coworkers#and like i dont fault her but im also yes that memorable 🙃#double ice coffees today though#🧋🧋
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i just need to ??? about a man
#today i had work coffee w [musician guy]#and we were v profesh/cordial to start#understandably it was awkward-- our first 1:1 convo#in like almost 3 years#and then we were talking about when i was so sick#and he said by the way sry about my dog he loved that died#and i kinda brushed it off like 'yea thank you'#and he got v teary and was like#'no i'm so sorry i'm really so sorry'#so here i am sipping my drink you know#and he's like 'i loved you so much. i was so scared. i'm sorry'#and i said 'it's okay [blond man]'#and i meant it???#and i recognize that this is the bare minimum#and that it took-- again-- almost 3 years#but he was actively hostile towards me for so long#that i feel like now at least we can exist in the same downtown#it was not a super personal convo! we don't need to ever have another super personal convo!#we don't even need to be friends!#but idk idk relief for me to be done with#i didn't even have to mention his wife having my face??#LONG DAY TBH!!!!!#tbd tbd tbd
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sakura is so sensitive he takes real offense to you having fictional crushes and legitimately complains there's people out trying to take you from him
#sakura#just realized sakura and i would never work bc i'm coquette#LMFAO MY STUDENTS TODAY CALLED A FROG STICKER COQUETTE AND I WAS LIKE. yall.#anyway thats why i said that#but thought abt showing sakura a fictional crush who looks like him and he can't speak to u for two hours and yes he goes and and weeps#lmfaoooooooo poor boy#(when i was dating my ex there was a guy buying me coffee everyday and i wasnt into him but i took the coffees and posted pics of him#bc i wanted him to keep bringing me coffee ... and my ex told me i had to stop and was hurting his feelings lol...)#THAT'S WHY SAKURA AND I CAN BE NOTHING#he'd put his finger down saying he'd been cheated on before legit if you did that lmfao#shii posts#gen
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i hate buying shit off marketplace
#please answer me PLEASE.#i originally had plans today but that changed and now im free until work.. so i can go pick them up.. but the guy wont respond..#he also sent his last message at like 6:30a so. im not sure ill get one soon which is ANNOYING!!#i need to leave by like 11 to get there by noon; pick up; then let my gma know when we can eat/get coffee. and i also need to eat today.#ugh!!!!!!!!!! please respond dude i need to PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#talk tag
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Why have iced coffee when you can have milkshake??
#[ he's never had an iced coffee in his life ]#[ caffeine is toxic to insects ]#[ YOU SUFFER NNOI YOU SUFFER AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT ]#[ hello guys! ]#[ fatigue hit me like a trainwreck yesterday RIP ME ]#[ and when i recovered i was in the mood for house chores so i did that instead ahaha ]#[ this is what happens when cleaning is one of your hobbies ]#[ today i hope i will have more energy ]#[ need to write!! ]#[ will try to get some stuff done on here and maybe on doflamingo as well ]#[ also !! i gotta tell you guys about my flowers u v u ]#[ a lot of the ones i sowed this spring are flowering ]#[ I'M VERY PROUD ]#[ hope you're all doing good! :D ]#despair for me. ╱ in character.#burn the city. ╱ main verse.
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📓🖊️🧸
#i feel so lonely now bc i have no one to talk to sksksk#my sisters gets mad whenever i try to talk 2 mom and she just slammed doors nd got irritated at me#nd my mom is so stressed nd in a bad mood so she just got annoyed when i tried saying smth to her#so ig i should just vent to my bestfriend beloved diary confidant thats been here for me for 5yrs<3333#anywayyy today was rough.. i woke up w a headache after 3hrs of sleep :((#but still had to get up nd get ready nd eat boxed mashed potatoes for breakkyy 🤢🤮 (it's so gross after eating it everyday lol)#then w my hunchback nd achy stomach i went to school. it was frustrating bc ppl r so fkn rude#they bumped into me at the bus nd i had to sit like a weirdo caging my left stomach side from everyone. had to elbow some dumb fkn guy bc he#pressed his backpack into my side. so i had to basically push it away from me lol he thought i was so weird. but move tf away asshole??????#got to school nd checked myself in the mirror nd i was so pale i look like absolute garbage its annoying :((#it was next to insufferable to endure class bc my head hurt so bad (it was the worst part i think) nd i couldnt sit up straight so my back#hurt so bad too sksksks :<#but i managed to write a little but on my assignment#then i left a bit earlier bc i couldnt stand it anymore i was feeling so bad#wrnt to the library bc i had to return some books. could only carry two small ones tho so have to go back multiple times sksksk#felt soooo bad but ate some more disgusting mashed potatoes nd took a nap w an ice pack. took a migraine pill even if it upsets my stomach🤣#now a few hours later i feel better physically#buuuuuut im so miserable im not even kidding#idc if it sound pathetic or fatty but genuinely that moment w a cup of coffee nd a small chocolate treat everyday makes me feel sm better#like im not kidding!!!!! it does a lot for my peace of mind sksksk T-T#im so miserable bc i cant eat anything still im so hungry :((#and im weak. im pale. my skin's dry. it's itchy bc of malnutrition... i feel faint nd dizzy nd slow nd just not good at all#im so frustrated i hate this sm i wanna feel strong and healthy!! i dont wanna be constantly hungry. i wanna go to the gym nd go for walks#i wanna be able to sit up straight nd not get back pain!!!#i know i know it's only been 8 days since surgery and it takes time to heal i get it..... :(#but theres just too much going on and im so sick and tired of it all#mostly i just wanna be able to eat and feel strong bc i feel so weak nd i miss food so much sksksksk
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3am airport wings hit different shoutout joe the fall out boy sound guy i ended up sitting next to at the diner for giving me his leftovers
#also shoutout this old lady sitting across from me at the terminal with a michelle obama bag#like i’m not even a wings guy but they smelled good and i’m hungry and i’ve had a long enough day that basically anything would taste good#but that also actually tastes good. peppermill diner w#vic soup w#i also have his egg + french toast + sausage leftovers they give you So much food there. i got one (1) huge pancake and it was delicious#i was like i want…….. Pancake. and i got pancake and it was great#yay#i’m not deliriously dehydrated today but i May be deleriously tired#whatever#i had two cups of coffee for. emotional support at the diner so my brain isn’t working but my body feels fine except for the moderate scream#of protest when i stand#also i had a couple hits off someone’s weed vape and also an ibuprofen#yay.
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Is it a date if someone invites you over to cook something and watch movies?
#about me#like#a guy from Uni invited me tonight to cook something#I’ve known him for like half a year#back then we had our internship together#and he had a girlfriend#but a few weeks ago we met by chance in the same cafe#and we said that we would catch up soon#and last week we had a coffee#and he told me that he broke up with his girlfriend a few months ago#but no real details#so I don’t know what happened#and today he spontaneously invited me over to cook something and sleep at his place#and now I don‘t know if this is like a friendly thing or a date date#and I’ve never seen him in a romantic way before#but I feel like he was kind of flirting last time#but I also don’t want to be like a placeholder#because it was his longest relationship apparently and idk#I don’t even know if I’m romantically interested in him
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this is probably more a me thing and the fact i watch a lot of dramas but every once in a while it's like "this would be a meetcute moment if this wasn't real life"
#had a like ceo/working woman moment this morning lmao#i was on my bike (which is one speed and covered in nonsense) next to a tesla#the guy in the tesla was adjusting his tie while wearing a suit. meanwhile i'm in a tank with cargo shorts from like the 70s#that i spilled coffee on#it's oddly cloudy today as well#i had just bought a wallet (the guy gave me a discount!) and it was like. mildly expensive for what i expected to be paying today#but definitely not like. anything you expect a ceo type to use#if it was a drama there would be like. an accident or it'd start raining or some shit and we'd be forced to interact#and since this man drives a tesla i am not going to be impressed with anything he has to say#however it was real life so he turned and i went straight and then nearly got run over by a truck
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it’s that time of week again…
#and M A N today’s getsuyoubi was extra yuuutsu#first i dropped 2 cup things filled with water. cool. a mess was made. nice.#t h e n my workstation shook by itself and one of the cup things toppled down again. only it was filled with (diluted) acid this time!!!!#i wish it fell onto me bc at l e a s t my bad day would’ve ended with just an acid burn instead of getting worse#bc *then* we found out that we were near-out of [insert reagent here] that we need to run blanks for [test thing] yay!!!!! joy!!!!!!!!!#so we had to use a substitute solvent (sadge)#if only it ended there aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#i left work on time -> waited forever for the delayed bus -> decided to get some coffee or sth as a pick me up t h e n…#the coffee place happened to run out of single bags so i decided to put it into my bag instead (mistake)…#…a n d dropped my phone while trying to prop the stupid drink upright so it wouldn’t spill.#unfortunately for me though... some rando picked up my phone some time within the 30s-1 min wherein i realised that my phone was gone…#…and took it home with him instead of handing it to the customer service counter at the nearby train stations. ha.#called my phone a couple of times with the phone from a customer service counter but he~~ didn’t~~ pick up~~~~~~~~~#and so. long story short. i had to leave the house an extra time to go to this guy’s place to pick up my bb (read: my phone)#bc the dude~~~ can’t~~~~ speak~~~ english~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ so he didn’t understand me when i told him my location~~~~~~~#and now it’s almost 8.30 in the pm. im waiting for the delayed bus to go home from wherever tf i am now. and i haven’t eaten all day :))))#(aside from a small cake thing but it’s negligible tbh)#aND HOLY FK I HATE THIS I FLAGGED DOWN THE BUS BUT IT SKIPPED THE STOP HELP ME I JUST WANNA GO HOME#.am i allowed to cry yet. i. just. i just wanna eat my dinner.#…come to think of it my drink ended up spilling in my bag while i was hunting for my phone. so. there’s that to clean up ig.#ughhhhhhhhh i wish that guy had just left my phone where he found it. s o b s#so yeah. if you read this i hope you had a good monday at least…#this truly is my ✨t r a g i c c o m e d y✨
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SO TODAY....
(THIS IS ONLY FOR ROSE)
#ok so like we had first 2 classes free ok like literally both the teachers did not come akshsjdh#anyways so like on wednesday 2-3 people in our class were discussing himym and i also joined them because I LOVE HIMYM#(himym is the sitcom how i met your mother)#sp hands guy heard us and was like what show are yall talking about and we told him and he was like okay ill watch#and he is a binge watcher apparently so like when we met today he was like ive watched till ep16 of season1#i was like bro????? how?????#anyways in 2nd free lecture he was like im gonna watch an episode of himym and i was like i wanna watch too#SO he gave me one of his earpods and WE WATCHED THE EPISODE TOGETHER AKSGSJDH#anyways after that hmm okay it was just like normal talking and all#but ya. TALKING.🤭#he is just like me he is also doesnt care about tea or coffee he is a water guy#HE ALSO HAS CAT. AND HE HAS SAME OPINION AND THOUGHTS ABOUT DOGS THAT I HAVE.#and when class was over me and some friends were talking by the shops near our classes ka buliding and hands guy joined later#and then we all group talked timepass for like 30 mins and then we were like its time to go home#so apparently the others all went one direction and me and hands guy were going same direction so we walked#so usually what i do is i walk a bit ahead of my class ka building because i get auto from there#and hands guy lives nearby so he just walks home#so today we were walking and talking and i walked SO much further more than i usually do because we were talking 😄#and thats all. today was nice.#gargi is keysmashing
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made an important purchase
#the weather was FOUL today but after our lecture my friends and i went out for lunch#and then had a wander down a really cute shopping street#i'm definitely going to go back when it's not pouring with rain lmao#but me and one of the girls are meeting for coffee tomorrow before the lecture GUYS#i'm living#i did get soaked to the bone though lmao and my umbrella is absolutely on its last legs#🧃
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#[ WELP i'm so tireddddd ]#[ i've had a cough for a good few days now and is2g i can't sleep because of it ]#[ i already need more than an average amount of sleep bc of my health condition ]#[ I'M STRUGGLING ]#[ gonna be out the whole day today too t-t bc my car needs to be repaired AGAIN ]#[ i'm so stressed out about it fjfjfjf ]#[ feel like life is just a little MUCH these days ]#[ so that's why i haven't been writing ]#[ nnoitra: what a shit excuse ]#[ hhhhh nnoi let me live ]#[ on the bright side! i'm waiting for my car repair appointment at my fav cafe and the waiter gave me an extra big coffee t-t ]#[ like he could sense my NEED for caffeine ahaha ]#[ me: he's so sweet ]#[ hope you're all doing good guys!! thank you for your patience with me!! ]#toby post. ╱ out of character.
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I literally don't know what is wrong with my brain right now and it is starting to really bother me. As long as I am physically around people I'm fine. I'm talking with them, interacting with them, I'm great. The second I'm alone??? BAD. This has never happened to me before in my life.
#I DONT KNOW WHAT IS WRONG#WHAT IS GOING ON IN MY HEAD#I am so full of anxiety for absolutely no reason#I was sooooo out of it last night and literally slept like actual shit#and am concerned it is going to be the same tonight#I feel insanely understimulated and nothing is fixing it#I don't think I'm lonely but maybe that's what it is???#I don't think I'm very stressed but that could cause it I guess#my apartment is decently clean so that's not it#I have done projects and read and played video games and done physical exercise#I have spent time with people in person quite a bit recently AND time with people over the phone#I DONT KNOW WHAT IS WRONG AND I AM DISTRESSED#maybe its caffiene???? but I only had one coffee today at fucking like 10 am#that shouldn't be doing this to me and I don't think I've drank caffiene everyday for the past idk two weeks?#music isn't helping. the gym isn't helping. tv isn't helping. fanfic isn't helping.#I don't know what to do guys
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