#i guess this counts as a trick?
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theragamuffininitiative · 24 days ago
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Truck or treat? :D
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Truck!
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peachdelta · 4 months ago
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it’s funny when people do this
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diabolicalworldwriter · 3 months ago
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there's something sadly funny about the way that Kaladin goes into literally every situation thinking "Too bad I'm not cool anymore 😔"
I mean. I get it. Depression fucks your brain up and you feel detached from yourself and any skills you have or had. The PTSD and chronic fatigue are keeping him from doing things he once managed with far less effort. And it's rather impossible to feel like you can just... do things like you used to when you're struggling at a basic level to simply be.
Still, literally everyone who knows him is like "Kaladin you're so storming cool" and he goes "They're referring to the person I was, who is dead. I'll never be cool again. I'm sorry."
The most hilarious thing? He walks into these moments, thinking 'too bad', and then he does the most objectively amazing thing possible while everyone else just watches in awe.
Kaladin, three seconds after absolutely changing everyone's outlook on life: Aw, it's too bad the person I just was died again. Guess I have to find something else to be cuz I sure can't pull that off anymore.
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“you wouldn’t last one second without your guns and gadgets”
meanwhile, a few months earlier
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Vi, girlie held her own barehanded against you and your bitch mittens and you only penned her bc your dictator girlfriend shot off her favorite finger
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I am exhausted, good heavens.
#hey watch this neat trick I can do [cries]#love that for me#BUT#BUT- the actual EFFORT I put these days to not make a suicide jokes is *chefs kiss* phenomenal#actively shitting bricks as I physically have to stop myself from saying I want a car to hit me for the 50th time that day#I am not progressing any more than I am downgressing or whatever the opposite word is. but girlies#and boysies and peepsies#my lipgloss is popping and my eyebags are gucci- and so I shall prevail#MAN this tiredness is BONE DEEP man- it's like it's engraved into my goddamn clavicles#sorry that was like the only bone name I could remember- I don't even know what a clavicle is#anyways- I need to fall asleep forever and never wake up. But not in like a dying way#I just need to stop waking up tired and being tired and going to sleep tired and living tired like GIRL#WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN SLEEP STOPS SLEEPING#I JUST SLEPT 10 HOURS HOW ARE YOU STILL TIRED#I am so tired that i stopped liking shit- like that SUCKS my dudes#I sometimes Don't Like art now and that is WILD to me because that was lowkey the One Thing that got me going#I used to actually LIKE english class! and reading Shakespear and shit!!!! and history class!! Now I don't!! Where did the spark go??????#Now everything feels like a chooooooore and it sucks major dick#and my graaaades are slipping because I stopped giving a damn but I NEED. TO. GIVE. A. DAMN#because those are like highkey lowkey and every-other-key my grades and I need them to go into uni so I don't die <333#I need to spite little mini me who said I wasn't going to live past 13 because BITCH- guess how old I'm turning next week????????#THAT'S RIGHT- 17 YEARS OLD- FUCK YEAH BABY I'M STILL NOT DEAD#SUCK MY BIG ASS SHLONG MINI-ME#and then I have a big biology exam the day after so- funnnnn!!#anywho- should I tag this as vent? this probably counts as vent right? like among us? impostor and shit?#sorry I think my brain is actively rotting out of my ears right now#vent post#personal vent#tw vent#tw sui talk
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u3pxx · 1 year ago
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trimk or treat!!
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AH CRUD IT'S NOVEMBER 2 ALREADY OH CRAP AW GEEZ, UHMMM!!! HAPPY 'WEEN!!!!
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let's see what i got here for you... ah-ha!
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some cronchy tasty rocks for youuuuuwhat.
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what.
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venofthevoid · 1 year ago
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I’d like to think that Neo 3 and the Captain are cousins but they have no clue until Neo tells the captain she has to go to inkopolis for a week because of family reasons [yearly reunion] and Captain’s like “wow what a coincidence. Me too” and Neo convinces them to let her tag along so they go together. They go by train but the atmosphere progressively gets heavier as neither of them discussed where they were going but they’re still heading in the same direction. The two of them assume they’re following the other until Captain leaves to pick up Eight and they [finally] part ways.
Then the reunion actually happens and they just
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extravalgant · 2 years ago
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*draws the worst shit ever* yeah thisll do
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unopenablebox · 7 months ago
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5 songs i've been listening to lately, tagged by @teethleave
sapphire bullets of pure love -- they might be giants
fists up -- the blow
lemonade -- tsunami bomb
champagne supernova -- oasis
trick me -- kelis
i mean this week i've only listened to dwj audiobooks and flood on repeat, but reaching back into a week and a half ago yields more variety
tagging @qvincvnx @dippingbirdfursona @digsdigsdigs @idionkisson
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forcebookish · 1 year ago
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so... to prove that boston didn't trick atom into sex and take his picture he... tricked him into sex and took his picture... 😅😂
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neondiamond · 1 month ago
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aubregine-extremelyd · 1 year ago
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trick or treat!!!!!!!!???? 😁😁
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Oh! Hold on please
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Here, I found this guy digging through my trash, he also stole this lollipop but you can have it too (please get him away from me)
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rukkilill · 1 year ago
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trick or treat
I forgot to buy candy, but you're in time for dinner. How about some soup?
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victorluvsalice · 1 year ago
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-->Before deciding she absolutely had to indulge her romantic side with Victor and went over to give him a massage by the cowshed. Fortunately, she'd licked herself clean before doing this; unfortunately, the timing meant that Victor ended up standing in the trash he'd just cleaned out of the cowshed while this happened. XD The things we do for romance... Alice then changed back to normal as Smiler -- fresh off harvesting all their plasma fruit and herbalism stuff out of the greenhouse -- joined them in the paddock to hang out. They ended up entertaining Shadow, who'd also followed everyone in there, while Alice chatted with Moory and gave her a good milking, and Victor sorted through the trash for upgrade parts before cleaning himself off with some Scruberoo. You know, just a typical day on the farm. :p
-->With most of the chores beyond completing the daily greenhouse harvest (which Victor got sent to do once he was clean) now done, and New Year’s Eve officially started as a holiday, it was time to turn my attention to holiday traditions – namely, resolutions! I started with Alice and checked what was available for her – completing an aspiration milestone, getting fit, losing weight, etc, etc. Doing an aspiration milestone sounded interesting, so I decided to check to see what milestones she might be close to completing. And just for fun, I started with the Fabulously Wealthy aspiration –
And immediately completed the entire aspiration, since she’d already fulfilled all the goals. XD She now has the "Shrewd” reward trait, which means that she now gets a payment of 5% of the household funds added to the total pot every week. I checked Mansion Baron after that, just to see if she’d completed that too – nope, but she’s ALMOST done with it. Just need to make sure the house is worth a bit more – and get a bunch of columns. XD That is more of an aspiration for me to complete, though (and I am actually planning on doing a playsession that revolves around remodeling the house a bit at some point), so I decided the aspiration milestone she was going to complete would be in Renaissance Sim instead – she just has to get two more skills up to level 8 and she’s golden!
So that settled her resolution – but what about Smiler and Victor? Well, I decided they could complete aspiration milestones too – Smiler is just one party away from completing another level of the Party Animal aspiration after all, and Victor three duels away from completing one in the Spellcraft & Sorcery aspiration! I also decided they could auto-complete Fabulously Wealthy as well, so now we have three Shrewd Sims living in the same household. I suspect the money is going to start piling up VERY RAPIDLY. XD
-->Okay, enough about resolutions – time to finish up things around the house! Smiler took on decorating duty as per usual, putting up some fun bunting and banners outside, while Alice gave Shadow a good brushing and played some laser pointer with Kelly. Shadow then went outside and whined at Victor that she wanted a walk, so once Victor had finished his harvest and officially made his resolution, he took her on a short stroll down to the riverside to do her business. Which for some reason ended with her getting spooked by something, lying down, and covering her eyes with her paw and Victor having to unleash her and scratch her special spot to make her happy again. *shrug* I guess she is a very nervous doggo... Smiler, meanwhile, spotted that Toothy needed a feed and gave the cowplant some meat and a bit of playtime to stop it chomping down on any passing Sims and making this the world's most awkward New Year's Eve. :p They then moved onto checking the latest SimsTube trends and answering comments on their videos, before being sent downstairs to fix MORE broken wind turbines in the wind farm. *heavy sigh* Seriously, it is SO RARE for all of them to be working... Alice, for her part, ended up double-checking the chicken coop, cleaning it out, and gathering the latest batch of eggs (four normal ones – I guess the one plus of having no rooster is having no hatchable eggs cluttering up the inventory), before going to clean out the spoiled food from the fridge. And Victor finally arrived home from his walk and took the opportunity to license out his song “Wonderland Smiles,” because sure, we need more money. Why not. XD
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lillybean730 · 1 year ago
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ok im gonna try to be confident and make a cosplay
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lurking-loaf · 16 days ago
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And that does it folks! It took me a week but I finally finished answering all the trick-or-treat asks I got. Thanks for bearing with me as I worked my way through them. I appreciate all of you for stopping by my blog this Halloween! I enjoyed seeing all your treaters and trying to think of little things to pass out to all of you.
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The pumpkins have been lit and the lights are on! 🎃 Welcome trick-or-treaters! 🎃
Just ring the bell (send an ask) and I'll fish something out of the Mystery Treat Box for you! What's inside? Nobody knows! And no worries if you follow me or not. All are welcome to a little treat!
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