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starkidsimping · 2 months ago

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paul dano characters as high school band instruments

i swear this as been done before mb gang

lineup : edward nashton (batman 2022), alex winterman jones / barry milland (prisoners 2013), timothy klitz (the girl next door), jay (okja), eli sunday (there will be blood), dwayne hoover (little miss sunshine) burt fabelman (the fabelmans), pierre bezukhov (war and peace)

edward nashton is tough. genuinely. most math/science people i know don’t have a musical/artistic bone in their body but i’m gonna play it safe with bass clarinet OR trombone . seems like a trombone guy to me

alternatively, they give up on him and put him with the vocalists cuz he can sing (he hates it)

barry/alex is one hundred percent going ham on the glockenspiel i’m not explaining myself you’re gonna have to trust me.

also i feel like if he could get the hang of it, he’d enjoy the flute

timothy klitz 100% plays trumpet and is bad at it. terribly. only picked it up cuz he saw 3 valves and thought it was the easiest one. can only barely read sheet music

jay (okja) IS a clarinet. the embodiment of. there’s a certain kind of elegance to a clarinet that isn’t the same elegance of a violin or piano and i feel like he’s that

eli sunday can’t read sheet music. he can’t make a sound for any woodwind or brass instrument. by default he’s a vocalist i can’t explain it but i KNOW he’s got a nice set of pipes

alternatively, i see him taking interest in the cello

dwayne hoover is definitely on bass guitar or he’s a percussionist . just look at him how could he not be. plus he thinks the bass makes him look cool. really wants to try french horn though

burt fabelman if you don’t get your ass on that piano right now so HELP me lord . i mean was this even a question? call me lazy i don’t CARE

also alto sax because i say so

pierre bezukhov you sultry gentleman you . i assign you the honour of viola. tear it up you elegant fellow !

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amphibianaday · 6 days ago

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day 1821 - half a decade!

redraw of day 1, 364, and 1000, but with a twist - now it's also my frogsona :D

for now i'll be taking a (maybe permanent) break for at least the rest of the year! see you in 2025!

previous versions for comparison below!

#amphibian #frog #frogsona #self #actaully i used a toad for reference i like their shape most #so i guess my frogsona is technically a toad (which is just a more specific frog but. you know)#also i cannot stress enough everyone has been so kind throughout the years it's been a pleasure to know my art has brightened your days :)#ok one funny thing is #i've been looking through the old art reminiscing. seeeing if i can pick a favorite per 100 days (the art is sorted in folders of 100 each)#and every single folder i look through i can't pick a favorite because i like so many of them #and every tsingle folder i think to myself 'oh that was a good 100 days there's lots of great ones'#even the earliest days where my anatomy was pretty terrible and my style was so different from what i like now. it's sitll great #it feels really great to be able to look back at my art and think that :)#and my favorites range from ones that are technically skilled to just cute or funny ideas #i think it's a good reminder to myself that art doesn't have to be perfect to be good :)#another important thing im realizing is a majority of my favorites are the ones that tell a story or joke in some way #a scene and/or background do SO MUCH for my own enjoyment of my art #even just some shapes and color in the background elevate it imo

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surreal-duck · 4 months ago

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live drama adaptations part 2 (prev)

cast reveal and girls movie night 🔥

#i actually had the first three pages done for like. months now. and then i just forgot 🧍‍♂️#theres one more part to this but as to when ill finish that. haha #duck scribbles #minicomic tag #midoyuzu #and a bit of tomohaji on the side #doodles #enstars #midori takamine #hajime shino #yuzuru fushimi #tori himemiya #ibara saegusa #this is. a lot better quality than the first initial one amsdkjgshdgsmd i kindaa wanna redo it but its already a multiple part one i dont #think ill do that to myself rn akjdgskjwkjgjkd #its been 8 months i doubt anyone would remember the initial one but its ok u dont have to read it #i completely made up this manga and am now a little sad its not a thing that exists #i wish haruno was a real character i could post mangacaps of #thought too hard about it and there isnt any way to fit it into here but there is also a fourth character harunos childhood gyaru friend #also in love w her. she ends up having some sort of alliance with naoto but obviously its in vain too but its all chill #manga ends with haruno opening her dream cafe and asahi later joins her there after training a new team to take care of their old one #naoto becomes a regular there also w his new bf :] happy ending !!!#wow i have drawn Way too much lately. forgive me for such behavior ill probably be posting a lot less from here on out askjdgksjhgs #needed the food for when im away from my laptop for a week....#guess ill never get to finish that other lil comic i had planned for that sleepover drawing i made back during rarepair week </3 #does anyone actually read these anyhow. i talk too much maybe

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icewindandboringhorror · 12 days ago

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Little bright colored outfit with a fun vest ~

(shoes from ebay like 10 years ago. everything else is thrifted)

#ootd #jfashion #fashion #fantasy fashion #mori kei #....like... adjacent... lol #no idea what style this would be lol.. makes me think of like whimsical vaguely fantasy themed childrens book character #finally posting one of my aforementioned seven million drafts of actual outfits and costumes i have finished and edited #the photos for but just never feel like posting lol..#I need to find one of those people whos like 'omg i am ADDICTED to social media ugh i wish i could get off of it #im just browsing and posting like 60 times a daaaaay!!!' and take a little magical bottle and suck some of the social media #enthusiasim out of them. for moi. In exchange they can have some of my 'literally just never in the mood to post or interact with the #outside world ever' energy. We can balance each other. huzzah and so on #Though I think maybe it's part of the general thing I've heard of like.. I can't remember if it was in reference to adhd or just some sort #of general execcutive functioning issue type of thing - but the idea that things have to be ''just right'' before you do something. like #'oh i need to do this task. but i have to wait until XYZ first' or 'oh i can do this but only if X specific condition is met' or etc #The fact that I even have to be in a Specific Mindset to post. or sometimes will delay posting on social media because like 'oh well #I'm going somewhere tomorrow. somehow this matters. i cannot spend 5 minuts posting TONIGHT. clearly it will interfere #somehow schedule wise with the doctor appointment i have 15 hours from now. yes. yes. i must wait until my appointment is over #tomorrow afternoon. THEN i shall post' or etc. etc. lol. NOT even taking into account the many days #I just genuinely and physically sick and it's not even a mental thing. I just physically dont feel like sitting at the computer lol..#ANYWAY.. trying to get back into it. trying to get a business bank account.. make a proper paypal so i can start selling sculptures again.#selling clothes and sculptures.. posting about such things then of course as one must. etc... chanting to hype up and motivate myself lol #But yes. this is my favorite outfit out of the bunch so I am posting it first I guess.. maybe others later..#Also the purple dress says its from shein. which I've heard is bad fast fashion stuff. but maybe okay since its second hand? I havent #been to the bins since like 2020 or late 2019 even. and I think stuff like shein and temu has only become poular in the past few years #but I bet if I went to the bins now I might would find a good handfull of that stuff. Probably now not much different than what you #find in a walmart or a forever 21 or actual physical stores you can go to though. I hear quality of clothing is down everywhere no matter #where you get it or whatnot. What bountiful joys unfettered capitalism and exploitation bestows upon us (<being sarcastic).#Wearing one of my favorite little vests though. I love the texture of it and the clasps on it

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puppyeared · 9 months ago

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mascot

#this isnt vent dw!!! i dont smoke either i was just kinda going for some sort of vibe #i know its usually played for laughs or like. dark humor whenever ppl draw mascots without their heads and u can see the actor #but i always found it fascinating and a little sobering. ever since i was a kid ive always been hyperaware of ppl in costumes #like. even if i tried to block it out id be thinking the whole time 'its not real. theres a person in that suit who gets paid to do this'#it used to be an uncomfortable nagging feeling but now its like. oh yeah theres someone with a whole life story doing this. idk #i think when i tell ppl im not conscious of my body its like. im not dysphoric or experience dissociation but. at the same time #it feels like my physical body doesnt fully outwardly represent me..?? like some sort of costume #i like to phrase it as being a giant hairless mecha and inside theres a very tiny puppy piloting the damn thing #and the other thing is. when i draw my sona i dont really see it as what i /wish/ i looked like or how i want people to see me #its like being in a costume and just. fucking around with some sort of barrier between myself and others #plus mascots arent allowed to talk and i dont really. engage with other ppl in public spaces that it kinda feels like ad lib #i share a lot abt my life but ironically im also a private person..... i guess it just gives me some sort of control over my identity #my art #myart #my oc #sona #mascot #furry #??? is this furry art????#twinkle #puppysona #edit: had to outline it bc i just realized it looks really weird on dark mode -_-

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skogsdotter-draws · 2 months ago

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Ok but, regarding TMAGP 27, I can't stop thinking about Jonah writing, after sending Archibald to a certain death, "It is done, and I am surprised to find how little remorse I feel." It reminds me of his statement in MAG 160:

"The discovery, not simply of the dark and horrible reality of the world in which you live, but that you would quite willingly doom that world and confine the billions in it to an eternity of terror and suffering, all to ensure your own happiness, to place yourself beyond pain and death and fear. (...) It is an awful thing to know about yourself."

I will never get tired of little details about his life being revealed (regardless of the timeline/dimension) because the parallel between his discovery of the supernatural world and the discovery of his own true self and the things he's capable of is so interesting and compelling to me.

Along with the knowledge of the horrors that exist in his world comes the horror of the realization that he might be capable of anything to stop feeling scared and vulnerable, to put himself over everybody else if necessary. Every time curiosity leads him into a new experiment, a new sacrifice in the name of knowledge, he lets go a little bit of himself and his morality. And then, as it happened with Archibald, and as it happened with Barnabas in another world, he feels surprised of how easy it was. Of how he doesn't feel regret or grief, how at most he finds himself thinking that it was all a pity. So it becomes even easier each time, he finds freedom in it, as he also mentions in MAG 160— and one sacrifice after another, it all becomes incredibly simple. There is no fear of losing himself, only the fear of death and pain remains, and only after that process of two hundreds years can one condemn the world for his own sake.

The progressive descent into evil of Jonah Magnus, slowly exposed through statements and letters, will never stop being one of the more interesting parts of this podcast imo.

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #jonah magnus #well sorry im now using my art blog for this i guess #this is probably conveyed extremely poorly but you know!! english is not is my first language so what can i do #not that im saying anything new i just love this sort of arc and story #specially if its slowlly narrated in the background through snippets but at the same time it's extremely important for the general plot #and themes of the story #thats my fromsoft poisoned brain for you #also i know theres some people pointing out that we technically dont know if the magnus in tmagp 27 is in fact jonah #but come on he's the magnus who founded that institute and has the same bitch personality #him not being jonah would be extremely cheap and deceptive #also “augustus is jonah” team please rise. this is what i've been saying ALL THE TIME #tmagp spoilers #oh one more thing #you could argue that there's no real “descent into evil” for jonah since he's a privileged guy in victorian england #who represents the opression of the ruling class #and the point is that he feels that he can trample all over other people because of that #thats a talk for another day lol #those are different interpretations but i believe they can be true at the same time #after all the capacity for evil was always within him thats the point i think #uuuh anyways good night

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mint-is-here · 5 months ago

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Day 1 of the @lmk-season-5-drawing-challenge :D

I thought i would be the only one who would draw Nezha for this day but nop!!!

Anyway this is sort of for my au? I mostly use this Nezha outfit in my sk8ter boy au but i also just. Use it outside of the au in general. So yeah.

#This took me too long and i didnt even really color it but im tired #Also i did this in ibis paint #I havent done a proper drawing in ibis paint for. A while...so that was fun #I dont think ill be able to do all of the themes since this month is going to be really busy for me but ill try doing at least some #Probably going to be like. Tradicional doodles/inking though #Since i mostly do this sort of thing during school and stuff #anyway normal tags now #My art #Lmk fanart #Lmk nezha #digital art #Lmks5dc #LMKSeason5DrawingChallenge #Its not as polished as i would prefer(the outer lines not being thicker is bugging the heck out of me)#But its a daily chalenge so i guess i shouldnt beat myself up if its not perfect

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kkoct-ik · 20 days ago

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the lesser known did symptom of not knowing anything about your life because not only do you not remember anything (and the memories you Do have are heavily fragmented so you have no idea when they occured), but you also consistently destroy all traces of yourself during dissociative episodes. rip every diary ive tried to keep and almost every social media account. i will never know what i got up to or who i was during those years

i have a spreadsheet i use for documenting memories that turn up before i can forget them again. where i also do my best to estimate what year or season or month they came from. but its all just such a mess. even 2021 onwards which are supposed to be my therapy years are very very patchy. i wish i could just know my life

#kostik speaks #having a moment #is it fucked up that the vast majority of what i can place on my life timeline is directly lifted from the internet archive #where i desperately try to remember old urls and see if any evidence of my existence has been immortalised #just so i can know what i was doing. and who i was. and what i was going through. when.#anyway #im so upset about how much evidence of myself ive destroyed now that im finally trying to put the pieces together #just because i refused to accept that was me and i took it upon myself to delete the old mes from existence #over and over again #because reading what id written and identifying with who i was was immensely dysphoric and distressing #any sort of life history is just. not there #i try very hard but i rely a lot on other people and archives that i cant wipe myself #because otherwise the pieces of my memory just dont work and none of it makes sense #its tough #just had to ask my mother when my grandmother died #it was really not long ago #because it was a significant event. i have a memory fragment of learning the news. i have no idea when it was though #maybe learning the time of year will explain some things. heres to hoping #im venting ignore me #i must have asked her before already but! youll never guess. i forgot #so i asked again and this time ill get it on the spreadsheet #so maybe i can build up a small timeline of that section of the year around that date #thats what im hoping. heres to hoping

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mildcicada · 7 months ago

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#when i was first coloring him in he was gonna be golden chinchilla colored but then i was like ehhh jonah magnus should be red/orange but #elias should be gray ...so i just desaturated what i already did instead of recoloring lol but #he is now supposed to be shaded silver lol #but thats why his coat pattern is on the darker side compared to what it *should* be #og elias bouchard coming from an important/roch family and while whole thing with thinking he just *deserves* stuff bc of his upbringing.#etc. -> he is purebred and matches the breed standards etc for a scottish fold of his color #obviously the eye color doesn't matter because. ahaha #i thought elias fit the Scottish fold vibes because: Scottish folds are known for looking sort of like owls and having intense eyes #and the cat body/face type (also present in british shorthairs) to me gives off sort of... unnasumming vibes?#like ahaha yes i am a boring boss who loves paperwork look at how unnasumming i am season 1-2 elias y'know #trying to think of what cat breed jonah would be. and also jon gerry etc you know all the other characters i like #would it be boring to have multiple british shorthairs #i mean..#Michael shelley/distortion is a laperm that's all I know #i didn't particularly care with the personality attributes associated with eliascat because it didn't need to fit his personality on account #of not being his original body. but i do try to keep in mind the best personality/look/etc. cat attributes as a whole for a character #also sometimes get obsessed with jt making historical and geographical sense but then it just limits me greatly to a point im not into it #so i don't care about specific breeds in that respect lol #tma #my art #elias bouchard #the magnus archives #some notes looking back(made it 2 hours ago but still looking back ok..) on it now are that i feel like elias would never choose this breed #for his next bodyhop because of the inherent health issues in scottish folds. I saw the breed was created in like the early 1960s and #assumed that maybe the health issues wouldn't have been common knowledge until later enough for jonah to be unaware of them but actually no #there's legislation about it like 6 years later LOL so jonah would..maybe not make this choice #i guess in the future when drawing i will just make him a British shorthair #my catTMA is simultaneously 'they are just regular cats or like all show cats or something' and 'exact tma plot but as intelligent cats'#LOL its just vague in my mind idk..also maybe jon can be an Abyssinian #ALSO WHAT WAS I THINKING 'jonah may not have been aware about x thing' like did i...did i forget. me 2 hours ago was dumb as rocks

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mellotronmkll · 17 days ago

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Wverytime I sit down at a computer to make music I get so scared

#i like siting down with a guitar and writing music but the daw is still so scary to me and i dont know how to make it less scary #its like i dont know where to start #i understand music theory i can write chord progressions i can write melodies but arranging feels so daunting #like just trying to pick keyboard voices and stuff im like overwhelmed and then its like i just dont even know where to start #i think i need to do more covers to practice arranging because trying to do it with my own songs im just like i have NO IDEA #i do think that trying to recreate arrangements of other songs I like will help me but also just idk #i really want to get better at writing at the piano but i find it really hard #rn i write almost all my songs on the guitar then i guess what i have to do is try to think of like what style i want it to have #and sort of try to create a map like probably literally on paper and then try to go in and sort of do it but god its so hard i dont know #it feels so so daunting #even trying to make silly little stuff with just like some synths is really hard for me right now its so out of my comfort zone and AUGH id #its frustrating im scared of the computer but i also very much do not want to be an acoustic singer songwriter but thats all i can do #because all i can do is play fucking guitar!!!! and its just so frustrating #technically im like with a midi controller i should be able to do whatever program drums write little synth lines etc i dont have to like #know how to play piano and yet whenever i try to do it i just get so overwhelmed and freaked out with how many possibilities there are #that i just . cannnnnt #AHGHHHHHHHHHHHH im so im in such a bad mood right ow #ive had such a horrible night honestly #i think i will just go engage in fixation for comfort and then go to bed sigh #i dont know what to do to improve at making music in the daw i guess ill just maybe try again this weekend to take another crack at it #god its just so frustrating that i only started writing songs 2 years ago and have only learned to use a daw in the last 3 months i WISH #that i was one of these teenagers who spent all my time writing silly songs and playing around with a midi controller but i just didnt #because i was scared!!!!!!!#playing the guitar and singing has always been like the only thing that felt safe cos i felt if i tried to actually write and arrange songs #by myself i would fail so now i just feel so frustrated because i dont feel like a real musician and i feel like im starting too late #AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH whatever sorry for using the tags of this post as my diary but #i am frustrated!!!!

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carcarrot · 2 months ago

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you'll be pleased to know that on my first day back at my job after my two week vacation i am already in one of my semi-regular Job Crises where i feel like if i dont find a new, better job soon im going to explode into 5 billion pieces

#in case you were wondering if i was handling it well #considering getting some sort of degree . but i cant afford that!!!!!!!!!#but i may need one. if i want a better job........#this is so evil. where are the jobs where you can just do fuck all #in all seriousness back to the degree thing im considering getting a degree in library sciences but i dont even have a bachelors 💀#i was too broke for college! had to work! still have to work! no time or money to go to college then or now!#my crisis aside its extremely funny to me how im not even through my first day back and im like oh lol right i hate every minute of this 👍#also im trying not to have Severe guilt abt the ticket(s) i bought the other day like some crazy person but thats another story #yes ill make the money back yes ill enjoy the show but the Guilt..........#which was entirely because my dad was like >:( when i told him i got a ticket for a Far Lesser amount #and im just hoping he doesnt notice how much my bank account has gone down. oops #but that aside and back to my job crisis:#i cant stand it here!!!!!! i really do hate it!!! and i need a new job. however? everything abt the job process is awful and against me #i was planning on writing an article when i got back from vacation but you guessed it im now too stressed/upset to be creative #which is hampering any possibility of my creative aspirations becoming some sort of career #im so tired. already right back to where i was before my vacation when i really needed a vacation #:( . like ill be fine lol i just. am going through it and these tags have gone on too long #but i think i really will get worse if i stay here for longer and its not even that bad but by god sometimes it is #anyway . im taking it well

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rearranging-deck-chairs · 4 months ago

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obsessed with their different reactions to being called starcrossed lovers

#im gonna pretend mattie didnt die and visits them sometimes back in toronto #it's such a cute dynamic they have #the two evil (affectionate) sisters who just loving teasing laura #also one of my favourite things abt this show is the choreographing they do for the static camera #i bet it's so annoying to have to think about but i love watching them all move so coordinatedly through the frame #somehow still making it look natural #also i know laura is the storyteller one and i dont really know enough abt romanticism to make any definitive claims abt carmilla #but having scrolled her blog a bit to figure out her tastes in music and art #i wonder if theres a part of carmilla that kind of enjoys being starcrossed. or doomed in a sense #or maybe she that she wouldnt have CHOSEN this story necessarily but that she has resigned herself to it #on account of her vampire nature #and sees a certain beauty in it #that all her romances are doomed #idk. im still figuring her out #also im reinterpreting that exchange mattie and carmilla have in this scene #carmilla calls mattie a utilitarian which is probably right #mattie then callls her a nihilist and carmilla corrects that to existentialist #and mattie says absurdist at best #but those arent designations like back and forth as i had read it before #it's just carmillas philosophy theyre arguing about. i THINK. or maybe it's both of them #putting a pin in that until ive read more books #also kind of obsessed with how laura and danny and maybe the other humans are so quick to ascribe a morality to the vampires #based just on the 'shes a vampire!!' while obviously by necessity the vampires have spent wayyyyyyyyyy more time thinking abt their ethics #or maybe not by necessity for all of them but to mattie and carmilla it definitely seems like a necessity. or inevitability #they mustve spent countless hours over the centuries talking abt this if they can joke abt it in this way now #and in different states too like i can imagine distraught Im A Monster type conversations but also just sort of academic debates and also #carmilla reading some new book that has come out and mattie being like what newfangled thing are you into now #i guess utilitarianism was also newfangled at some point. theyre both older. but you know #carmilla is a poet. dont know if she writes poetry but she looks at things in a poet's way i think #also dont think shes entirely a romantic but i do think some of her tastes lean more toward the romantic

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notecapn · 1 year ago

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look at what i've found on my laptop, i had no recollection of this one until i opened the file. it dates back to 14.04 lmao

obviously im not finishing it but this is very funny, now you have it internet, the way it was saved back in april

#if i were to finish it i would redo the whole thing and i dont want that #scarahei #heiscara #i didnt draw it with romance in mind but you know what? now i kind of see it #i actually wanted scara to be a smug piece of work #genshin impact #wanderer #scaramouche #shikanoin heizou #genshin impact fanart #notecapn art #i guess but it feels like i was a dif person back then hahaha #it was right under my nose for more than half a year #the joys of having a folder named “sort later” and not sorting it #i should probably check if i have more things like this but i doubt it and i liked the fright this one gave me so i will not be doing that #looking at it scaras eyebrows seem so thick thats not how i would draw him now #the dimensions are so awkward 1399 × 1777 what is this mate?#i dont know whats with the space above their heads #im not fixing any of it #the past me should own up to his mistakes

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naenaex0xx · 7 months ago

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maybe I'm comfortable with tumblr because I get to say things I don't usually tell anyone

#like how my day is? or what dumb stuff im doing lol #my “safe space” where i got to meet people somehow (and theyre very cool :3c)#well. im happy if i get to do it now #cmon nae! sympathy points wont do you any good !!#okay so. tumblr gets to be my little planner too cause i get to write things in the momoment #so im writing things im proud of!#brushed my teeth for more than two mins today #n i actually washed a lil! its embarrassing writing this here because i dont want anyone thinking im dirty.... since its gross #but anyways.. im getting better at putting my phone down at night!#that means fixing my sleep right? i just have to sort out the mornings since i lose track of time #and struggle to leave bed (its too comfyyyy >.<)#and oh. i want to start going on walks..#itll be hard since the house is getting done n stuff but. anytine if the day. i feel like taking walks woukd be better for me #just to keave the house. my eyes always hurts when i steo outside #n thats not good :<#those are my goals for now. i do wanna get closer to my friends. and actually make friends!#ive had no friendships for nearly a year at college lol #its just been 'oh well' but i have actually felt lonely... oh well-#i guess i wanna get closer to people?#and.. talk to ny old friends too #i feel to guilty #im not good with this stuff. it drains me #but anyways. baby steps right? who knows #maybe ill make a friend on the trip! or next year too! that sounds good #ik nobody'll probably read this cause its word vomit lol #but basically yay yippee im feelin kinds alright #<333 #posts.nae/rambles

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fauvester · 6 months ago

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bridgerton s2 was SUCH a clayhoun slay. thots in tags

#henry clay the ACCOMPLISHED rake (also a marquis and the richest man in the county)#who apparently ruined a girls honor and left her at the altar when she was engaged to someone else #the secret is that thats not true.. she was engaged against her will and he 'ruined her honor' so her fiancee would dump her #now his reputation is ~scandalous~ but like nobody cares about all the naughty stuf fhe does do (cards gambling horse racing drinking snuff #anyways duke tom benton visits him in the country seat hes retired to to do scientific farming and raise racehorses #(tom is the cousin of the girl that he ~ruined~. he almost challenged him to a duel but his cousin stopped him)#like. ok. soooooo I need your help #in love. with this guy. but. his older half brother HATES me and will NOT let us have a single god damn moment together #please help.... i know you.... sometimes do that sort of thing for people 🤔#clay flipping switches from Aw yeah i fucked your cousin lol get at me to UGH i cant believe lucretia fucking narced #benton like please. i will truly do anything sir. and clay like well..... thats a handsome arabian stud you bought last season..#whats a horse to a husband anyways? dont you love this fellow? all I want is a silly little animal!#anyways at first he tries to pretend to court mr hayne. so that benton looks like the more palatable option to mr calhoun #but hayne is instantly like Im ever so sorry! but if your intents are matrimonial i am already spoken for! <3 so sorry!!#clay like hm. welll. fine I guess I gotta seduce the older brother now #mr calhoun... the serious argumentative not-noble lawyer who s fighting suitors off his rich charming half brother with a pool cue #clay instantly falls in lust. and then quickly thereafter in love...#THE DRAMA.... THE ROMANCE... THE BOSOM CLUTCHING.... CLAY SNIFFING HOUN .. SO UNSERIOUS!!#bridgie3 came out and im nutlost. thats the post

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chrliekclly · 1 year ago

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i firmly believe in this conspiracy theory that there was an episode that got scrapped this season to make room for the celebrity booze episode BLINK TWICE IF U KNOW SOMETHING…. please

#the man doesnt blink mom!#the man doesnt blink!#ask #anon #ramblings #s16 #im not a person who knows things sorry if i gave u tht impression smhow lol im jst sort of ther #we had 8 eps last season too tho right? my guess is its jst th new normal. depressing new normal.#i heard a costume designer on a diff set way b4 i got hired s15 like 'im doing sunny next. heard only 8 eps this season' nd was crestfallen #it might jst b wat theyr doing now #lets pray for s17 ig

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