#i guess i didn't have a tag for dia??

[cosmicstarlatte]

You ARE The Father! (Obey Me!)

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After getting back to the human world you realized you were pregnant. You decided to keep it a secret during your relationship. After having the baby/babies for a few weeks, you finally decide to tell your demon baby daddy.

»Characters: Demon bros // -> [Part 2: Dateables] Now available!

»Tags: Female reader/MC, Unplanned pregnancy, Humor/fluff, Bulleted Style Fic

»Note: Sorry it's kind of long. Also I imagine the babies all heavily resemble their dads. 🥺♡ I might make a part two with Diavolo and Barbatos but they will be short stories. Well, maybe. Lol

Lucifer:

"That's not funny."

Didn't believe you because how could you keep that sort of secret for months from him

You sent him a photo of you holding a very unamused baby boy with black hair and red eyes

The Avatar of Pride has fainted. I repeat, he has fainted

Didn't pack or say anything to his brothers once he woke up, he just bolted out the house to find a magic seal to travel to the human realm

Quickly let Diavolo know why he canceled their meeting whilst on the way to you

He arrived disheveled, man was sweating lol

Anyway he immediately reached for his child and cradled him

His baby's horns and wings popped out!

Barely wanted to talk to you at first, you wounded his pride...Did you think him unfit? Did you think he wouldn't accept?

He would've been there for you no matter what, it pained him that you went through everything alone

Promised to be there from now on

He hugged you and the baby "...I love you two. ♡ Come live with me. You two won't ever be in need."

Dia and Barb visited shortly to see Luci's baby!

His baby slapped everyone in the face at some point

Mammon:

"Ha! That's a good one! I always loved ya sense of humor!"

Really thought it was a joke

You decided to surprise him in person instead

You got permission from Dia to visit

You had only told Lucifer ahead of time about the surprise visit but not why

When you knocked on the door holding the white-haired baby girl Lucifer had to do a double take

"Is this..."

He smiled and excitedly held her for a minute before returning her

"Excuse me" Lucifer said as he closed the door

"MAMMOOOOOOOOON!!!"

yeah the baby started crying

You could hear the loud commotion inside

The door swung open and Mammon stared in shock along with the rest of the family behind him

"YA WERENT JOKING!? GUYS...GUYS!! I'M A DAD!!"

He cuddled his baby girl and gave her so many kisses

You guessed it, the baby sprouted horns and wings after being held by him

Was upset at himself for thinking you were joking

He demanded you move in right away

"Nothin' will break this family. I got ya both! Daddy will take care of y'all! "♡

His baby girl managed to grab his wallet and wouldn't let go

Levi:

"As if..."

Was skeptical...him? A dad? He always thought Mammon or Asmo would be first

He didn't know anything about being a dad but he was getting more excited the more he thought about it

You wouldn't lie to him about that right? RIGHT?

But why didn't you tell him sooner!? He could've been there for support like you always supported him!!

He texted you saying he would be visiting soon

He made a quick phone call to Dia for help getting to the human world

"Yeah let's not tell Lucifer yet heheheh"

He hurriedly grabbed a few figures and collectibles to go pawn off...kids are expensive!

After selling some things he bought some baby stuff and a gift for you...the mother of his child!!

When he finally made it to the human world he cried when he held his own purple-haired baby boy

The baby cried too lmao

The baby shifted into demon form & Levi wailed even more at his beautiful copy+paste baby

Both stopped crying when you played some anime on the tv

"I-I have a ring for you...w-will you marry me? I'll be the best husband and dad I can be!" ♡

He was planning on asking anyway; this just sped things up

He wasn't sure but he thinks his kid was giving him the stink eye when he was taking too much time with you...jealousy!?

Satan:

"You're telling me this now?"

Yeah he was angry

He had a hard time believing it but he knew you wouldn't lie about something like that

After the call, he grew excited and couldn't wait to visit

Told Lucifer what was going on ASAP and he let him go to you

He tried to read as much as he could from parenting books while on the way to you

He brought some gifts and offered to let you nap while he bonded with his daughter

Yeah she shifted into demon form after being held by him

He cooed at her, brushing her blonde hair lightly, remembering his own birth

"Daddy might've been an accident, but you're definitely not. Just a beautiful surprise. ♡"

He would do anything you asked of him, he just wanted to take care of his own little family

"Hey listen to me...I won't ever let you two down. I swear it.♡"

His daughter angrily yanked the new kitty plushie from his hands and smacked him before giggling

Asmo:

"Ahaha...riiight. That's not the first time someone's tried that on me! And triplets!? "

He loved you but that was a weird joke to pull so many months later

Seriously, triplets? You had to be joking!

You were a little hurt but you kind of understood his reaction

Either way you wanted Asmo to meet them and decided to do a surprise visit

You contacted Dia for help and Barb escorted you safely to the Devildom (it was hard moving around with 3 babies!)

You nervously waited with your babies at Dia's castle while they summoned Asmo first before the other brothers

"Lord Diavolo, I'm he-" you heard Asmo gasp

He froze and took in what was in front of him

"You weren't joking!?"

He sobbed and cried out apologies to you, as he tried to figure out how he could pick them all up (sorry only two at a time!)

You handed him the two girls and watched as they shifted into demon form in his arms

Mini Asmos!

He excitedly talked about all the different outfits you could all wear and match as a family

You took one of the baby girls and handed him the boy and watched as he too shifted

"You're my family! My big beautiful family! Papa will make you all proud! I'll work SO hard!♡"

The other brothers happily joined the gathering a few minutes later

Every time someone picked up one of the babies, they were happy and friendly!

Beel:

"Huh? What? What do you mean? ... I'M COMING."

Mixed emotions: Anger for not telling him. Excited that you had his child. Sad that he wasn't there to support you on the journey. Happy overall for his new family.

He wasted no time after you told him, he called on Lucifer to let him go to the human world. His brothers caught wind and wanted to go too.

Teared up when he saw you standing and holding his baby boy, he gave a big soft family hug

Was surprised and excited when his baby shifted into demon form when he held him

It was a mini him!

He was absolutely in love with his new family

"I will give you both everything. No matter what. I will take care of you two, always.♡"

Wouldn't stop doting on you two

Growled when Belphie wanted a turn to hold his baby...he might've been a little too protective

But everyone did get a turn eventually

His baby bit/nibbled everyone at some point

Belphie:

"Twins!? Mine!? When!? You should've said something!"

Was upset you kept it from him. Scared because what if he fails you and them? But was happy to have his own little family

As soon as he hung up, he quickly called Lucifer for help and had Beel accompany to the human world

Freaked out because what do babies need? What did you need? He hurriedly bought ready made baby gift baskets hoping it would help somewhat

Each step towards your place was nerve wracking and exhilarating

Having Beel there soothed him a little so he was thankful

Belphie thought you looked so beautiful standing there holding his twins in little cow print onesies

He nervously held both and teared up when they shifted and they looked so much like him

The baby boy started crying and he freaked out

"Yeah he cries a lot. The girl however is very quiet and sleeps easily."

Belphie hummed a lullaby and soothed his son who rested happily on him.

"This is better than any dream.I will do my best to make you and them proud.That's a promise.♡"

Beel patted his back letting him know he had him and the others

His babies seemed to like cuddling a lot. They really liked holding fingers tightly.

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*Super long* Authors Note/Ramblings: Moved those notes to my AO3 journal lol

[thequeenofthewinter]

9 Aesthetic Albums

I was tagged by @dirty-bosmer and @sheirukitriesfandom. Thanks guys!

Rules: Display my 9 favorite album covers for art reasons not content.

I am tagging @oblivions-dawn @bougainvillea-and-saltwater @vivifriend @bostoniangirl21 @umbracirrus.

I don't know if I can say these are my all time favorite, but they're the favorites of the ones I personally own.

Hotel California -- The Eagles. This is such a classic in so many ways. I mean, look at it. Not only does it have the 70's hotel vibes but also this album is a banger. I grew up listening to this as a kid with my dad, and now that I collect vinyl, I have my own copy. (My dad unfortunately lost his.)

In Rainbows -- Radiohead. There is rainbow text and like space stuff. How could I not pick this? I know we aren't picking these for their content, but I also have to say, this is also an excellent album. I know OK Computer gets all the hype but this one is also muah.

Dance Fever -- Florence + the Machine. I mean, it's a Florence cover. (This is the alternate cover which I bought at Target. Love Target.) Anyway, red-haired antique-y pirate dress vibes. Yassss! Man, I am realizing this is also a list of recommendations. This album is also so good.

Kitsungi -- Death Cab for Cutie. Black and white minimal idk what is happening here vibes.

Everything in Transit -- Jack's Mannequin. Cartoon lazy California vibes. I have never even been to California. Guess I should go because there are two Californias here.

Escape -- Journey. It's a Journey album. It's 80s. The colors here and using 4 instead of "a". Journey was doing this decades before this was cool. Truly ahead of their time. Yes, "Don't Stop Believin"' is here. Also "Stone in Love" and "Open Arms". It's a good--no, great album. Listen, I know I am putting these here for aesthetics, but I also have to tell you my favorite Journey album is Frontiers. This one is probably my second though. My mother is a HUGE Journey fan, and I also grew up listening to all of these songs. She actually still has all her vinyl. (I also have my own copies.)

Here, Here, and Here -- Meg & Dia. Fall vibes and a random child laying back in the grass. You can't tell me this isn't a vibe.

Even if it Kills Me -- Motion City Soundtrack. Idk what's happening here. You don't know what's happening here. No one knows what's happening here except mid-00's emo, and if you notice most of the picks here are oldies/mid-00's emo, that's because that's what I listen to mainly. The pink and blue speak to me. Random people are so random. I want to know what he's whispering into her ear. If you made it this far into my ramble, tell me what you think it is. Wrong answers only.

Broken Social Scene -- Broken Social Scene. The fiery sunset is just too much for my braincells along with the black and white buildings. I look at this and think maybe I could have done it...but I didn't! Also a banger. Anything Broken Social Scene is a banger. You should go listen to them.

[melanieph321]

Ruben Dias x Reader - Set Me Free Part 2/15

Part 3 and 4 are already out on my Patreon for Free!

Ruben and Carla have grown apart. With Ruben's career taking off he leaves Portugal to live the life of his dreams, breaking Carla's heart doing so. Years later, upon his return home, Ruben learns that Carla has moved on, happily engaged to another man, but not any man, Ruben's childhood bully João Mendes.

Enjoy!

It was good to be back home. Although he loved Manchester, Ruben didn't feel like there was another place where he could truly relax like he did at home in Portugal. It's where he had his core, his family and friends.

"You must meet Santina, a lovely girl. You remember Santina, don't you Ruben?"

He had barely gotten to unpack his suitcase before his mother had him escort her to the market, introducing him to every girl she thought eligible to become his future wife.

"Mamãe." Ruben sighed. "I'm sure she's lovely,  but can we just let Simba poop and go home." Simba, the family Caniche, looked tempted to do her business underneath someone's fruit stand if Ruben didn't get him out of there soon.

"Fine." His mother said. "Just let me say hello to Gloria."

Ruben tagged along, with Simba trailing his steps. The Fernandez family owned a salon in town. For years it had been the only hair salon in Portugal that Ruben allowed to touch his hair. He was very picky as a child, some people even went on to call him sick. However, back then Ruben found it intimidating having strangers touch him. However, the Fernandez' were like family.

"Gloria!" Ruben's mother exclaimed, to which a woman carrying scissors turned around and frowned. "Bernadette?"

"Gloria! Long time no see. Look who I brought."

Ruben trailed into the salon behind his mother. There were only women occupying the chairs and if Ruben wasn't mistaken they were all looking at him with nothing but cheer disgust.

"Ruben?" Gloria said, her initial frown now a half hearted smile. "You're...here?"

"Olá senhora Fernandez." Ruben smiled. He smiled because she reminded him of her, of Carla. Her resemblance to her mother was impeccable.

"You're....here." She repeated.

"Isn't it lovely?" Ruben's mother budged in. "Ruben is preparing for his tournament with Portugal this summer and decided to surprise us."

"How...lovely." Senhora Fernandez mumbled, eyeing Ruben skeptically.

"How about you Gloria?"

"Me?" She frowned. Ruben's mother tended to get a little overexcited when he came to visit. It was a little embarrassing, he thought. But then again it was his mother who was simply proud of her son and what he had achieved with his life.

"Yes, you. I heard your sister was in town, are you having a little family gathering of your own?"

"Oh, yes. I guess you can say that."

"Really, does that mean Carla is back in town as well?"

Ruben stiffened besides his mother. Senhora Fernandez looked to have done the same. "Actually, no." She said, clearing her throat. "Carla couldn't make it this year."

"No? What a shame." His mother said. Even Ruben felt something falter within him. He hadn't seen Carla in years. He thought about her often though, sometimes too often. And he hadn't forgotten, he would never forget their promises to each other. When the time came, if the time came, he would ask her to be his wife. Ruben was certain that he would.

"But you know how it is." Senhora Fernandez said, still with the same serious demeanor. "Carla is very busy these days, with the planning of her wedding and all..."

"What?" Ruben exclaimed, or perhaps it was his mother.

"Little Carla is getting married? I had no idea." She gasped. "Shame on you Gloria, you never tell me anything these days."

Senhora Fernandez's eyes darted at Ruben who looked a bit lost for a moment.

"Did you hear that Ruben?" His mother said, nudging him back to life.

"Huh?"

"Little Carla is getting married. Oh how time flies. I remember when the two of you used to play around the house when we still lived on the south side, don't you remember Ruben, how you and Carla used to play?"

He remembers alright. How could he forget?

The first time Ruben met Carla Fernandez was in the fifth grade. His father had gotten a new job and Ruben and his family had just moved to town. Ruben and his brother Ivan were expected to start school right away and Ruben still recalled his brothers speech on their way there:

"Remember, if any of the kids give you trouble for being the new kid, just call on me and I'll take care of it."

"Take care of it, how?" Ruben wondered. However, back then his brother was known for never backing out of a fight. Ruben was the opposite and often stood by as his dad held his brother accountable for starting trouble at school.

"Don't worry about it Ruby." His brother said, tousling his hair and sending Ruben on his way.

Ruben hated school, mostly because at that age he had buck teeth and was terribly shy to show them off. Not speaking was the best way to hide them, so for a long period, before he got braces, Ruben withdrew to only speaking when spoken to. However, it was mostly the teachers that would ask him questions, other students ignored him completely, seemingly because they thought that he was strange, that is, until the day Ruben met Carla.

"I forgot my pen, can I have one of yours?"

"Huh?"

Ruben kept his head down for the majority of his classes, avoiding any kind of eye contact with his teachers and classmates. On this particular day however, a pat on his shoulder forced him to meet the eye of a bright eyed girl.

"I'll give it back to you, pinky swear." She had turned in her chair, waving her finger in Ruben's face.

"I don't.....I don't know what that means?" He stammered.

"You've never pinky sweared before?"

Heat rose to Ruben's face. "No." Even more heat scold his cheeks as Carla leaned forward, grabbing his hand. "Like this." She said and forced Ruben's left pinky to unfold. "My cousins says a pinky swear can't be broken, ever."

"Ever?"

"No. That means I'll give you your pen back right after class, deal?"

"Okay." Ruben grabbed a spare one out of his case, handing it over with trembling hands.

"Thanks Ruben." She said, to which he perked up. He was left staring at the back of Carla's head for the remainder of that class, as he could not take his eyes off of the only person at school who had called him by his name, smiling at him as if it was a joy speaking to him.

"Where are you going Dias?"

"Yeah, why in such a rush Dias?"

Ruben's brother was right about some boys wanting to give him trouble. Perhaps Ivan was aware of what a target Ruben was in the earlier stages of his life, when he did not have the courage to stand up for himself. On the same day he met Carla he was also introduced to the school bully João Mendez and his friends. They chased him on his way home, calling him names such as dysfunctional and mentally Ill. Luckily Ruben was fast and got away, however, he got home and did not know how to deal with his frustration other than to repeatedly kick a ball into the backyard fence. This Behavior worried his mother. Ruben's father, however, understood to let him be. It wasn't until later that the two of them thought of signing Ruben up for the local football team, until then there would be many afternoon's where he found himself in the pursuit of kicking down the backyard fence.

"Ruben, honey, there is someone at the door for you."

Except for being introduced to his middle school bully that day, Ruben had also been introduced to his best friend and later his first love. Out of sheer joy and surprise, his mother invited the girl from next door inside, and in Ruben's case it had been the first time someone had come over to seek him up.

"I couldn't find you at school." Carla smiled, a smile that mended all pain that he had locked up inside. "Here's your pen." She said, handing it over to him, keeping her promise. "We're neighbors." She added. "Perhaps we can walk together to school tomorrow?"

Ruben's lips were dry as he struggled to speak, he was terribly embarrassed and sweaty from kicking the ball against the fence. Luckily his mother came to the rescue.

"He would love that! You're such a sweet girl, so well mannered."

"Oh, thank you Senhora Dias." She waved. "I'll see you tomorrow Ruben."

Tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that. That day was truly the beginning of their story, The beginning of Carla and Ruben's love story.

"If you don't mind me asking...." Ruben's mother said, as the news of Carla's engagement certainly fueled her curiosity. Ruben however, was getting impatient. A need to escape Senhora Fernandez salon and kick a ball against something, anything.

"Ask away." Senhora Fernandez said, perhaps knowing exactly what questions his mother sought the answers to.

"Who is she marrying, little Carla I mean?"

Ruben didn't know whether to stay or run away, nevertheless his feet wouldn't budge as Senhora Fernandez carved a crooked smile, undoubtedly directed at him. "João Mendez." She said, the words like shattering glass to Ruben's ears.

"I see." His mother nodded. Ruben however, found no words to cope. He needed to see Carla and he needed to see her now.

Part 3 and 4 are already out on my Patreon for Free!

[collectorcookie]

fandom/game vent

tw: csa

Uuugghgggh. Idk why but nothing feels right lately.

On one hand, the enstars fixation died down A LOT. Great for my bank account tbh, i don't wanna spend another cent on gacha games. My brain is free🎉🎉🎉

And rather than feeling this pressure of "omg i must grind new events and get new cards" or "omg there are so many event stories i missed out on" or "i must grind every single new song on all difficulty levels for dia" i just. Don't do that anymore lol. I actually just play the songs whenever i actually feel like playing any and i read only the stories that actually interest me. Which definitely aren't a lot tbh. (still waiting on that knights climax tl) but yeah i'm basically reading 0 stuff from engstars.

So if you wanna break free from a gacha game sucking your soul, I think the reason why the enstars fixation died down so much for me is a combination of

burning myself out trying to get cards

getting bluetooth headphones (which basically make it impossible to play the game with headphones)

turning the BP game notification off

Engstars TLs getting worse than fan TLs

Obviously i still have basic but since i can't read japanese, i can't stress myself over reading new stories because i can't read anything at all. Yaaaay. I have evolved into a casual player.

Now. On the other hand. The new fixation. My beloved wizards. Mahoyaku.

I'm gonna be so honest, i kinda hate it here.

Don't get me wrong, i love the game, i love the story, i love the characters. But the fans. The fans man.

Like with enstars fandom, i started out with tumblr, and sure, i had to occasionally block some people and filter out some stuff, but that was it. That was enough for me to be able to chill and actually be comfortable in the enstars fandom space on tumblr.

Now, there are basically no mhyk fans on tumblr. Ok fine. Guess i'll go on twitter instead. So i made a twt account.

I truly cannot explain to you how much i should not have done that.

Like, ok, LOTS MORE fanart which is great. Fantastic. Lovely. However, a lot of proshippers. Many many proshippers. Like i do not have that much experience in fandom spaces in the first place but i swear the amount of proshippers is disproportionately large in mhyk fandom, on twt at least.

Ok another warning for talk about csa if you somehow didn't catch the one above

I think it's obvious from my blog here alone how much i like northfam, especially Snow and White. To be so honest, Snow and White were the biggest hesitation for me to NOT get into mhyk because we all know the "child looking character is actually over 2000 y.o." is NEVER handled well in fiction. Well, i ended up reading mhyk anyways, and to my relief, s&w's child forms do not get sexualized ever. Thank god.

But like mentioned before, this is not the case for the fandom. Not only do i always end up finding people shipping s&w together, but also many other of my faves, like oz and arthur (foster father and son) or mitile and figaro (student and teacher). Which i do not want to see ever, and the thing with twt is, you can't tag and filter stuff like on here. And even after being on twt for...idk how many months, i STILL end up seeing stuff i would like to stay 4869761093 lightyears away from.

I've been trying to do everything, from blocking to muting words to clicking the three dots on each individual post i don't want to see for the "please don't show me stuff like this". AND IT STILL HAPPENS.

Idk man...as a csa survivor myself it feels so hopeless...like is it really worth it here if i'll just keep finding stuff that triggers me? Is it worth meeting new people and constantly being on edge if this new fan thinks being proship is ok?

I really did like making fanart for fandom purposes, it made me draw a lot more, but between my dying interest in enstars and mhyk fandom thinking the stuff that has and will put me in therapy for decades is hot. I don't feel like interacting with fandom that much anymore ngl....and that makes me genuinely sad. Idk maybe this is a depressive episode that will go away but i feel so tired for now....hobbies are supposed to be fun....

[whichuniverseisthis]

I've decided to start a commentary of the Diamond and Pearl Pokémon Adventures arc, chapter-by-chapter, because I felt like it. I'll use the tag "dp commentary", so if you don't want to see this, since it'll be pretty long, just block the tag, I guess. Also warning, there will be spoiler from other arcs and for later events. Here we go.

First - Vs Starly

Next - Vs Bidoof

Last - Vs Dialga & Palkia VI

Chapter 1 / Chapter 338

I think this is one of the very few arcs where the main leading character (Diamond in this case) isn't the first one shown. SuMo is possibly the only other exception, where Moon is shown before Sun. Maybe XY too.

I'll forever love the fact that Dia and Pearl were never introduced as master trainers or as people with any kind of deep connection with Pokémon. They are two normal boys, they are comedians, they make funny stuff, they didn't even want to leave their hometown to begin with. They are a breath of fresh air from the first six angstier arcs.

Love how honest he looks, because he knows Pearl's dream is real and Dia wants to make it happen just as much, if anything to make is best friend happy.

Platinum is probably the only person ever that could make this outfit look elegant.

I think this is a good moment to say that Empoleon is and always will be my favorite Pokémon ever, so I am very biased towards it and its family.

The beginning of the disaster. Also, I like that they actually gave Platinum a recognizable father, since Lucas/Dawn do have parents in the game when they're the assistant. They even have a little sister.

Them. Honest to God, when I first read this arc back in middle school, I never expected to get attached to Uji and Paka so much. I didn't even expect them to have names, really. It's so funny that they're based on the words "idiot" and "dumb".

Ok but why did this translation change the date? I'm sure the original departure date was the 28th of September, which is why when they're separated they start to wear the winter outfits, because a month (25 days when they reached Canalave, plus the week before the bomb) went by, making the ending almost in November.

Will forever love that Dia and Pearl are the only Dexholders with differently colored Pokédexes, especially Pearl with his orange one. Even Crystal, White and Whitley share their pink ones. Dia and Pearl are just special.

God, the continuous beeping sound in the background. I'm already getting emotional, fuck with the foreshadowing.

I would say so much more, but I'll try to contain myself to 10 panels per chapter. Just know that I love DP and it's characters wholeheartedly, and this is just the beginning.

[yegas]

yes! hahaha it's so funny because a few of the characters still very much resemble knb chars. and I just SEE knb. like one guy looks like kise with black hair and another looks like kiyoshi and OMG I JUST DID A GOOGLE SEARCH BC SMTH FELT OFF AND LMAO I'M SO DUMB. IT'S NOT BASEBALL IT'S GOLF HAHAHHA OMG IDEK WHY I REMEMBERED IT AS BASEBALL IT WAS SO LONG AGO I think it was bc I remember them swinging things and got mixed up 😂 and holy shit KISE LOOKALIKE WITH BLACK HAIR WAS NASH from last game wtf 😂 the guy from the golf manga looks like aomine! and teikou!akashi with glasses hahaha crap my memory is so bad 😂 but yeah dia no ace, I used to see it a lot on my dash along with other sports anime but never really gave it a try.. my most recent sports anime though is blue lock and I would def recommend it. this one's about soccer/football (w/e term you prefer haha

YES OHMYGOD HAHAHAHAHAHA ya I feel you! that used to be my source for new music bc there really wasn't anywhere else to find them! I remember keeping track of shows that featured my favourite artists bc these shows were on repeat and went on air at the same timings hahaha I swear the struggle to catch MTV [random show title] at 3pm! Matt was so fit! literally, like good job sir 👏 but the long hair, I get you hahahahahaha when I watched httk mv the first time, I was pretty shocked to see his hair and the only thing on my mind was 'what happened 🙃' and Brian had this.. idk what you call it... a mohawk? lol the goku hair was his best hairstyle imo (he's blond now maybe you've seen.. haha it's a look I have to get used to lmao) BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CONCERT EXPERIENCE! ughhhhh I've been dying to see them.. I'll be so sad if I never get a chance to do so 🤧

as for bands.. oh maannnn Idek where to begin, the list is extensive! I used to listen to a lot esp in my teens, but these days I only have a few constants that I follow. bmth is one that I've carried with me since back then. there's also fob. I would say paramore, but I'm not so keen on their new sound yet. others I got into a little later in life lol is the pretty reckless and in this moment.. I also had a vk phase so I TOTALLY KNOW DIR EN GREY!!! I think I gave them a listen once before but was too wrapped up in other vk bands hahaha (but it wouldn't hurt to give them another go!) I really like and still listen to the gazette. there's also oral cigarettes for non-vk bands ah, and buck-tick I had on loop for some time bc of shiki (great anime if you like horror btw!).. I'm also a fan of certain kbands like the rose and day6 (biiiiiiig fan of day6) if you're familiar with hallyu/kwave. I guess that concludes a summary of my current go-to bands. (oh, I'm giving a special mention to mcr since they were my gateway to rock music hahahaha omg my obsession with them was insane)

that's true. there'd been such useless updates in the past.. I guess some redeeming ones are how you can view people's tags on your post in the activity page and how it displays if you're following/mutuals w someone next to their handle. but yeah I haven't gone around much lately to know what other relevant updates there are hahaha

hahahaha I'm guilty.. I've gone down the reels hole quite a few times.. it's so detrimental though to my mental health lmao esp when I'd see all these.. relationship related reels lol I felt so much better after deactivating IG hahaha I don't have a tiktok acc but I do have the app, only to watch cooking stuff and other hacks in life 😂 OMG BUT you're blessed to have never witnessed the horror that was tumblr live. oh god. I didn't have access to it in my area but I saw enough thumbnails to know how cringe it was tg they removed it 🫠

thanks 🥲 it's a rollercoaster.. just when I think I'm feeling better, I get plunged into this pit of despair (kidding, I'm being dramatic) but you're right, one day at a time, slowly and trusting the process 😌

(sorry if I have typos btw. I have like 8 green lines on my screen 🙃)

HAHAHAHA GOLF i'm so interested now i wanna read it bc if he managed to make GOLF nearly as dramatic as basketball was, that would be such an accomplishment loooool! dw my memory prob sucks even more i swear i could rewatch/reread stuff every few months and forget pretty much everything that happened :') omg whats the name of the character that looks like akashi with glasses i need to see that NOW hahaha. okay i will start blue lock soon! i'm so behind on anime like i haven't watched new ones in years i missed out on so much ughhh now i gotta catch up. i need to watch jujutsu kaisen as well cos everyone's so obsessed with it (like half of my dash is only jjk lol). btw if u have any more recs pls lemme know im all ears!

hahaha yeah those were the days! I DIDN'T KNOW BRIAN WAS BLOND NOW it looks so strange im cryinggg hahahahaha

i saw them back in 2013 when httk came out omg i can't believe it's been 11 FREAKING YEARS wtf. i saw them in vienna with a tumblr friend haha it was really awesome! i have some pics on the sideblog here's the link. i remember lining up at 2 pm and the show started at 8 pm i think and i swear it was the coldest day of my life i was FREEZING like a mf but it was worth it cos i got to be in the 2nd row. but there was fire everywhere on stage and it was SO hot, like an insane temperature difference compared to outside, plus i was a dumb 15 yr old and barely ate anything all day and i FREAKING PASSED OUT during chapter four i think, and security pulled me out and gave me some water and then i went back (thankfully only missed 1 or 2 songs) hahahahaha. at least i learned my lesson for future concerts i guess :'D but the concert was really good i had no complaints abt the sound or anything, and the crowd was nice. and the supporting acts were avatar and five finger death punch, they were cool too. and i'm sure you'll get to see them!! where are u from btw? (pretty sure i saw that they're touring europe right now in case ur from here)

hey i've been listening to some bmth recently, but for some reason it's always songs where other artists are featured, specifically 'kingslayer' w/ babymetal and 'code mistake' w/ corpse. i also love 'vampir' with ic3peak (super into ic3peak). i should totally give their discography more of a listen, i only know some songs off of sempiternal (and i like them so idk why i never listened to more stuff lol). fob definitely has some bangers! and paramore was the first rock band i discovered along with linkin park! i saw the crushcrushcrush video on tv (wasn't mtv but this channel called viva, i don't even think it exists anymore), i was 9 and wanted to be hayley williams :'D she had the coolest hair in the world!

OMG SO HAPPY U KNOW DEG <3 they moved away from vkei so many years ago, their newer stuff is super experimental, like all the albums are so different from each other. my faves are uroboros (the remastered/expanded version), dum spiro spero and vulgar. def give them a go! and the gazette are also great, i was obsessed with the song '濁' from their latest album!

yep i love horror, def gonna add shiki to the to-watch list then! gotta check out those kbands as well. i'm familiar with some kpop, not too extensively (there are soo many groups haha) but i have a playlist that i made and listen to pretty often. i think my favorite kpop group rn is ateez. and yep mcr are legendary!! i remember seeing helena for the first time on yt and being blown away haha!

ooh true, those updates are some of the good ones! and i get you, 2 of my friends also left ig a long time ago for mental health reasons. it's probably better not to have it anyway. i don't really spend much time there tbh (youtube is my main time-waster) and pretty much everything the algorithm shows me nowadays is makeup tutorials and animals (and desserts whenever im trying to eat healthy lool). AND LMFAO TUMBLR LIVE I JUST HAD TO GOOGLE IT i never heard of it before but i can only imagine omfg.

i know what you mean. stay strong, it'll get much easier soon, trust me!

[yoonia]

Oh Dia, my dear. I thought I was the only one who was reluctant to make a journal or a recap of 2022. You see, I used to do it but something felt wrong last year, like, it was tough for me, So I just wanted to move on to the new year, if that means something good. Anyway, thanks for coming back and deliver your fabulous writing. Love you 😘

I know, right? 2022 was a hard year and things had been pretty weird and emotional to me so looking back felt so...draining. I just didn't have it in me to do it. although I did manage to push myself to do a tag game on a quick writing recap of 2022 so I guess this should be enough to make it up. Let's all just focus on making this new year better and see things in a more positive light. thank you for your patience as well. I wasn't even sure if I could come back so soon, to be honest, but it's been great to be here and not feel so alone :)

sending love to you back! 😘

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#5

Why is this so hot and cute at the same time 🥺😩

103 notes - Posted May 23, 2022

#4

This picture breaks my heart in millions of pieces 😭😭💔💔 I just want to give him a hug 🧸🤍

Someone please write a sad imagine because I’m in the mood for crying thank you 🥰😭

110 notes - Posted April 2, 2022

#3

The bodyguard ~ part 1

Mason Mount x reader

Contains angst and fluff

“You pepper-sprayed me!" Mason yelled.

"Of course I did! You came in while I was changing!" You yelled back.

"It was an emergency" he said.

"Emergency my ass! You thought you heard a glass broke. You're being paranoid" you rolled your eyes at him.

"I swear to God-"

"Get the fuck out!" You tried to push him out of the door, but he was a 6 feet 4 muscley brick wall so your attempts failed. "I'm here to protect you and you'll thank me one day" he huffed, leaving the room in a hurry and slamming the door shut. You collapsed on the floor, breaking into sobs and tears. After 3 months of him being 24/7 near you as your bodyguard, you thought things would look differently. You thought he changed but I guess he couldn't feel any emotion besides anger and coldness.

You replayed the scene in your head all night, not being able to sleep after another unhappy encounter with him. Why did you have to endure all of this? Oh yeah, because your father was the head of the Mafia and you were an easy target. And your idiotic of a brother was working with him and got the brightest idea to hire a bodyguard for you. An ol' friend of him who was in the army. Bullshit. You didn't need protection. You knew how to fight, you had a pepper spray always with you so why did you need a bodyguard? Just to drive you nuts with his stubbornness? No thanks.

*Mason's pov*

I left the room before I lost control and did something I would regret later. I've locked myself into the gym, punching the shit out the boxing bag to ease my nerves. No one else... damn! No other woman could drive me this crazy. I hated it so much... but also loved it... Stop! What am I thinking? Punch. Kick. Punch. She was dragging me to the edge of my patience day by day, hour by hour, minute by minute of the time spent with her, guarding her. I could've refused the offer, but Jack had been my best mate in the army and I couldn't turn him down. Not after he saved my life, but no one knew that.

My knuckles already had bruises on them from the hard punching. I. Hate. You. No. I hate me. For not being the bodyguard she saw in me. I stopped before I hurt myself further and made a quick walk to the bathroom on the hallway. Of course I had an en suite bathroom, but I wanted to pass by her door. See if she was alright. Of course she wasn't, you just yelled at her like an idiot after she built her trust in you. I stopped dead in my tracks when I heard her crying. I felt awful, being the reason behind her sadness. I inhaled a deep breath and continued my way for a short distance. Because, without me acknowledging it, my legs carried me to her door and my finger knocked on the door. She didn't respond, yet the sobs couldn't be heard anymore. Not fooling me this easy, princess.

I opened the door anyways, preparing myself for another pepper spray and I was damn right. She was there with the can in her hands, aiming in to my face. "You really like seeing me hurt don't you?" I asked her with a small smile. "I don't. I don't wish that to anyone. Not even to my worse enemies" she replied. For a spoiled child, she was pretty wise. "What do you want?" She asked coldly. Coldness, not the usually happiness I heard in her voice every day. "I came to check on you" I said. "I didn't know you cared about others then yourself" she said and I allowed myself to smile. "You don't know me princess" I replied cooly. Her eyes searched for any form of emotion on my face, after falling on my bruised hands. "Oh my God, what happened?" She asked, throwing the spray away and taking my hands in hers. That soft, simple touch drove me crazy. "I hope you didn't get into a fight with someone" she said like a mother would scold her child. "You sound like my mom" I said amused, but cleared my throat when her eyes shot up to my face in shock. I've never opened to anyone about my family or my past. "A fight with the punching bag" I said quickly. "Come on" she said, dragging me inside as we were still at the door.

*your pov*

I used my first aid kit to clean the bruises, to which he winced in pain. "Sorry" I said softly, bandaging them carefully. I knew he was watching me all the time, I always felt when he looked at me and it was a strange feeling. "I didn't know you cared" he said. The jerk is back. "You don't know me enough, darling". His face fell at the nickname, just the reaction I was looking for. We stood in awkward silence for a few moments, until he spoke up, shocking the hell out of me.

*Mason's pov*

"I'm sorry" I mumbled. "I didn't quite catch that" she said, patting her ear. That little brat. "I said I'm sorry. About earlier. I shouldn't have come in" I said louder this time. "It's fine. It's not like anything you never seen before" she shrugged. She was damn right. All the times she walked in the skimpiest bikini to the garden pool made my cock hard as fuck. Or the time she got stuck in a dress at a shop and I had to come to the rescue and she was only in her purple panties. I wished I could touch her in that moment, feeling her soft soft skin under my callused hands, palm her breasts and... It's not the moment to think about that now. "Tell me about your mother" she suddenly said. "There's not much to say" I shrugged. "She died when I was 7. Father left when she told him she was pregnant. An uncle raised me but he died while I was in the army" I said. She didn't say anything, and the next thing surprised me. She hugged me. Not out of pity, but for comfort. My comfort and hers. She had a place where all the worries disappeared. That place was in my arms. I hugged her back, pulling her closer into my chest when her body started trembling, meaning she was crying. But now I was here to comfort her, and yet I didn't know what to say. I just hugged her tighter while she let all the worries and stress of the past days flow away. Even I surprised myself when I kissed the top of her head and she sucked a deep breath, pulling away a moment to look into my eyes. "I... I don't hate you" she said even though I never asked. "I just wanted you to know this" she said blushing. "I don't hate you either" I said softly, brushing the remaining tears on her cheek with my thumb. "But I do hate your stubbornness sometimes" I smiled down at her. "Aaaand you ruined the moment" she scoffed. "What's your greatest wish?" I asked. "Find true love. But something that won't take that much, probably go away from all this bullshit. Even a vacation. 4 days. I don't need more. I just want to forget what family I live in" she sighed. "That sounds good" I said, pulling the best neutral face to hide my enthusiasm. "Yeah. Though it won't happen very soon so all I can do is dream" she sounded sad. "Speaking about dreams... it's 1 am and if somebody finds us, we'll be in great trouble" I said. "You're right. Night Mason" she said, pressing her lips to my cheek in a 3 seconds kiss. "Night princess" I said, making sure she was tucked in bed before I exited the room. What did just happen?

Hope you like it 🥰 Any feedback is appreciated 🦋

123 notes - Posted July 23, 2022

#2

If he knew what he does to me 👀😩

130 notes - Posted May 26, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

What is with men and billiard? All I can think is sinful 😩🥵

136 notes - Posted March 24, 2022

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[ofieugogyshz]

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[lavender-lucifer]

Yandere Diavolo got me weak. If you feel a vibe to write it, I will read it. Ps. Love ya stuff. Uwu

yandere!diavolo

tags - smut, possessive behavior, doting, devotion kink I guess?, dark content, not fully proof read

wc - 847

a/n - I been waiting for this one, turn it up!! I also added smut under the cut so be aware!!!

firm believer that Diavolo has a thing for humans. they're just so interesting to him and he can't help but relish in the knots in his stomach when you finally arrive

he's just so nice to you, makes sure you have everything you need and reassures you're in the best hands but you didn't see the sharp claws before it was too late

invites you to the castle often under the guise of trying a rare tea or a special flower blooming but he's just so charming, throwing you a dazzling smile and you can't say no

you're blind with all the attention he gives you that you're unable to notice how sinks his teeth into every aspect of your life. calling you over when you're hanging with friends or with one of the brothers. it's odd that he happens to call you when you're around other that aren't him

and then he starts doing things for you because the Devildom is dangerous and you getting hurt would break his heart. Little "here, let me do that for you,"'s become more frequent

it's almost like he has you on an invisible leash, never letting you stray too far out of his midst and no one dares to acknowledge it when you move into the castle

Diavolo always knows where you are, even if you think sneaking out one of the many exits isn't noticeable, it is. and that hurts him, his heart aches because everything you need is here in the castle, why would you ever want to leave? you have him to take care of you.

you feel guilt wash over you when he gives those puppy dog eyes. maybe he is right, he'll take care of you, let you live in luxury

so you let him, let him trail his lips along your skin. Diavolo leaves marks as he travels down your body, noticeable marks to make everyone aware you belonged to him.

maybe it's the alluring atmosphere or the sensation of his body on yours that sends you into a haze and Diavolo is intoxicated by the way you fold to his every whim.

"there you go, love. let me in," he coos in your ear, breath fanning across your neck. legs are wrapped around his hips, your back pressed into the plush mattress of his bed. it's a toe curling pleasure when he enters you and that's when Diavolo knows he has you now. you look like a vision, eyes screwed shut and a thin layer of sweat makes your skin glimmer.

"open your eyes for me," he says with a thrust. you met his eye, getting lost in its golden hue and part of you knows you've made a mistake.

"you're mine, right?" the snapping of his hips speed up and you begin to feel the knot in your stomach form.

"you'll stay here. I know what you need, yeah?" his hands move to your hips, changing the angle to hit that spot inside you.

"Dia, please-," you beg, nails scratching at his shoulder blades and the grip on your hips tightens.

"then tell me, love. tell me you'll be mine. that only I can take care of you," he says through gritted teeth.

"yes!" you gasp, feeling yourself coming close to release.

"yes, what?" Diavolo eyes begin to darken, glazed over with lust.

"'m yours, always will be. Dia please, let me-"

your pleas are a blessing to his ears. the devotion you have to him is like his little personal drug. he can feel the tingling throughout his body when beg for him to take care of you.

you hear him chant words under his breath, a rumble in his chest but pay no mind. you can't when it feels this good.

"come for me then," he whispers in your ear, lips grazing the sweet skin. it's different this time, you can feel your heart pound in your head as your eyes roll back.

Diavolo feels it too, the binding of your souls. a simple spell but highly effective when wanting to keep something in your possession.

"there you go," he says softly as he brings his hands to cup your cheeks. dreamy. that's how he would describe it. he wants to burn this image into his mind. the way your chest heaves with every breath and how there's a slight part of your lips that are red and raw from you having to bite down on them.

you feel him rest his forehead against yours as you open your eyes. it's as though he's staring into your soul, golden eyes scanning for something hidden deep in the surface. golden eyes that you feel yourself getting lost in.

"do you wish to return?"

you give him a quizzical looks and he smirks.

"why would I want to go back? I belong to you, right?"

the words slip off your tongue before you can stop them. before you could register what truly was at stake.

Diavolo gives you a nod while he shuffles to lay down beside you, "always and forever."

[ally-writes-many-things]

Promises (Jason Kolchek) Part 3

Summary: You were a DIA Field Agent working with Camp Slayer when a certain with a southern accent caught your attention.

Words: 3.6K

Prompts:

Requested: Yes/No.

Warnings or A/N: I figure y'all deserve another part.

Tag list: @house-of-kolchek @fruitcup4prez @thefictionalgemini @renplup @shinydixon

Nick looked at you then back at Jason. “Then who the fuck was it?”

Jason shook his head. “You really don't realize, do you?”

Nick didn't answer.

“You and Rachel? You two didn’t keep it hidden that well. Everyone at Camp Slayer knew. We fucking heard you, man,”

Nick’s eyes went huge. “Why did no one say anything to us then?”

“Yeah, it was no one business,”

“Well fuck me. But I don’t know and don't care if he knows,”

Nick turned around and started walking towards where Eric was but Jason wasn’t done talking to him. “Cut the bullshit Nick. I know you and I know you care,”

You walked up to both of them. “I’ve had this exact conversation with both him and Rachel. They just don’t care,”

“What do you think’s gonna happen when Eric finds out you’ve been sleeping with his wife?”

Nick turned around and looked at Jason. “Wife? You think what they had resembled a marriage? No, that shit was way over before I was on the scene. Anyway, if he doesn’t know, he’s playing his cards pretty damn close to his chest,”

Jason’s face filled with worry. “You make sure that Eric does not find out. Last thing we need is more fucking drama down here,”

“I ain’t having this conversation,”

“He can’t know, it’ll break him. He’s still hurting bad about what happened to Rachel,”

You never saw Nick turn around that quickly. “And you don’t think that I am?”

With that Nick turned around and headed back towards the temple.. Nick had no right to be upset over Eric. He was the one in the middle of a marriage. Yes, a marriage going south but he still didn’t have a right to hold an attitude with Eric over Rachel. Everything else, yes. Rachel, no. You warned Nick countless times not to get involved but he never listened. He was just as much at fault as Rachel for putting himself in this mess. You stopped when they stopped to look at the relic. “This is something else,”

“Ya think?”

“Wonder how many places like this we’ve bombed without a second thought,”

“This relics are better off in the dust,”

Nick turned his body to face Jason. “What’s your problem? These people didn’t ask for this war,”

“Why are you defending the enemy, Sergeant?”

“You and me both know they’re not all our enemies. Fuck, Jason!”

“Is this about the girl at the checkpoint? Shit Nick! How many times? We thought she had a bomb!”

“It was just a bag of groceries. We fucked up,”

“That girl’s death is getting under your skin, buddy,”

“Yes, as a matter of fact, it is. Isn’t it getting under yours?”

You knew that it was. When it happened Jason came to you and told you all about it and how he knew they fucked up. He was second guessing his orders. Before Jason could answer Nick. Eric came over the coms. “Mailman. Two-One Actual. This is Dropkick. Request update. Over,”

Jason touched the com. “Two-One Actual, receiving. Cameras are green and the holes have been demolished. Over,”

“Good work, Lieutenant. Sweep through the eastern corridor and be on your guard. Over,”

You three started walking over to the eastern corridor and Jason called it over the coms. You looked up at the doors. So did Nick. “Christ. These doors took a hammering,”

“Those things must’ve come through here with force. Whoever maned that weapons took a stand and held them back,”

“Before they got massacred from behind,”

“These creatures aren’t dumb. They’re predators. Bet your bottom dollar, if they came this way before, they could come again,”

They started to climb over the rocks and you grabbed a hold of Jason’s sleeve. “Hey, I’m okay to stay with Eric if you want me too. I don’t need you worrying about me,”

Jason looked at you with concern and shook his head. “Doll, if you’re not with me, I’m gonna be more worried than if you are with me. I wouldn’t trust him with my toothbrush. So I definitely don’t trust him with you so you’re staying with me,”

Nick was already over the rocks when Jason got over and he helped you over them. You walked down the stairs and into a room where it has another giant ass hole. You stayed away from the edge but Nick and Jason went straight to it. “This is the closest to hell I’ve ever been,”

Jason walked away from the edge and started walking around. You came across a woman with a stake in her. “Fuck she’d do to deserve that?”

“Killed by a stake through the heart,”

Jason pulled the stake out of the body. “Pretty sure these creatures didn’t do this. Who did?”

“I don't know. Buffy?”

You chuckled at that reference but Jason didn’t get it. “Who?”

Jason would be the type of person not to watch Buffy. “It’s a character from a tv show. When we get out of this mess and out of Iraq. You and I are sitting down and watching Buffy. No ifs ans or buts,”

Jason smiled at you. “I’d like that,”

Nick ignored what you two just said. “Maybe, you should keep that,”

Jason put it in his weapon holster. “You never know when you’re gonna need a sharpened stake, right?”

You three continued to walk more up. Nick looked down at the floor. “Y/n, here’s another note,”

You walked up to it and started to read it outloud. “It’s basically picking up from where the last note left off. Blowing a hold through the rock face, we found a gateway to a strange world below. A phosphorescence emanated from beneath, casting its eldritch light over us all. Lady Bradshaw insisted that we descend further. Perhaps Mary is right and Bradshaw is becoming reckless and uncontrollable, but I can’t stop thinking about what’s down there. I am now working with Crowe and Pulman to set up a winch and elevator to descend into the shaft. What mysteries lie below, I wonder, undisturbed by the world above?”

You put the note back down on the ground and looked back up at the guys. You didn't trust this Lady Bradshaw person at all.

You three continued on looking through this circular room. You came across another body but this time it was drained of all blood. “Looks like he’s been drained dry.”

“It’s gotta be one of those explorers,”

You guys finished searching that room, you went into another corridor. You saw something, a tube of some sort on a crate and picked it up. “What is this?”

Jason took it from your hand and placed it back on the crate. “Nothing that is gonna get us outta here. Right now, I wouldn’t give a crap if it was the crown jewels of England,”

You three walked a little ways up and almost close to the door. “Perfect. This looks like a good choke point. Any of those freaks coming up from below are sure to pass through here,”

“Set some charges?”

“Yeah. Rig these pillars for maximum coverage,”

“They’re more likely to see the tripwires though. You think those things can tell the difference?”

“We shouldn’t underestimate them,”

“We mine the side, we’re more than likely to catch them out. Smaller spread but the explosives are better hidden. What do you think?”,”

You have no idea about how to set up explosives or anything about them. That wasn’t your area of knowledge, so you just let the boys decide what to do. Jason shook his head as he barked an order. “Let's go for maximum coverage. Wire up the middle of the corridor,”

“Let’s do it. We gotta make each one count,”

Jason asked if you could lend a hand and of course you said yes. You set the ones towards one opening while Jason and Nick set from the middle and the other opening. You heard Nick sigh and saw Jason look over at him. “I can hear your brain ticking a mile away. What’s on your mind?”

“We should’ve giving her a second warning,”

“Fuck, I wish I hadn’t asked. I’m through talking about this,”

“Yeah?”

“What’s left to say? You know that checkpoint was a prime target for suicide bombers. We had to act in the moment. We had to make a cal,”

“It was the wrong call. Why is it that no one ever tells it straight? Everyone just makes up bullshit to get by. That’s why we’re in the sandbox in the first place, right? I just want the truth, Jason. Shooting that woman messed with my head. Are you seriously gonna tell me it didn’t mess with yours, man?”

Jason turned and looked at you and slightly nodded as a way to tell him to tell him what he told you. “We fucked up. If we make it out of here, we’ll face up to that. If we die down here? Maybe it’s what we deserve,”

That last line made you wanna cry. He never told you that’s how he felt and it broke your heart. You looked over at Nick who was looking down at his feet and he looked at all the pillars. “Its armed,”

You three walked to the door and opened it to reveal a staircase . “Dropkick. This is Mailman, Two-One Actual. We’re at a stairwell leading down into a maze. Please advise. Over,”

“Acknowledged. Pull back now and secure the perimeter. Dropkick out,”

Jason pointed at the top of the doorframe. “Mount a camera up there and lets head back,”

You three were outside the temple securing the perimeter and what you thought looked like a telephone pole. Jason was super close next to it. “It looks like a line out,”

“Maybe we can get the radio working and send a signal out. It’s worth a shot,”

“A long shot .We don’t even know if there's a transmitter working on the surface. Those wires got to go somewhere though. You think they still work?”

You shrugged. “There’s only one way to tell,”

“It looked like they are just snagged up,”

“Just as well. I don’t feel like climb-”

Jason was cut off when something tackled him onto the telephone pole thing. They did a couple of somersaults before Jason finally got this thing off him. You sat and watched in horror as you could finally tell what it was. Who it was. It was Joey. “What the fuck. Joey?!”

But this Joey was not our needy looking boy. This Joey was absolutely terrifying. He was all gray in color with sharp teeth and horns going out of his forehead. Jason scooted back as Joey let out a god awful screech. As soon as Jason sat up, Joey tackled him again. Jason was struggling to get him off him while trying to reach Joey but it wasn’t working. He grabbed the stake from his holster and stabbed him in the arm, which stunted Joey a bit. Jason put the stake through his heart but which made Joey go backwards a bit. You and Nick both took this moment to grab Jason to help him up. “Oh my god!” You heard Eric as Joey started walking towards you again.

Eric shined his UV light at Joey which caused Joey to burst out in flames and he eventually fell into the abyss.

—

You were watching the camera as the boys including Eric were talking about the radio that is just right outside the temple. Jason wanted to tell you no but you just wanted to sit for a bit so he didn’t say anything. “Y/n. Can I ask you a question?”

You turned around and looked at Eric who was also in there. You had your back to him while looking at the same things you’ve been looking at.. “What’s up?”

“Should I let go of Rachel?”

You turned and faced Eric. “Do you feel like you should?”

Eric just looked at you and didn’t say anything for a good minute. “She’s sleeping with someone,”

Your heart dropped. How did he know this? You know you didn’t tell me and Nick didn’t tell him. You knew Jason definitely didn’t tell him. “How do you know?”

“She told me minutes before we were ambushed,”

“Eric,”

“Just tell me, do you think I should move on or keep out hope?”

“Eric, this really isn’t my place. Whatever that mind of yours is telling you, you should probably listen to it,”

Eric placed both his hands on the table and shook his head before pushing off the table. “I need to go check on Kolchek and Kay,”

“Eric,”

He turned around and by the way his face looked, that man was broken, completely. Your heart ached for him. “I’m fine. Are you okay being here alone?”

He wasn’t. Eric wasn’t always this much of a jackass. He used to be one of the sweetest people you knew but after the accident that caused him to lose his leg. He just became guarded and buried himself into his work. You sighed and nodded. “Yeah, I’m okay,”

He nodded and walked out of the temple towards where Jason and Nick were at. You went back looking through the archeologists' things for the third time, just to make sure you didn’t miss anything else. When you felt something being pressed against your back and you froze. You knew that it was a gun. You also knew that it wasn’t one of the guys. “Slowly turn around. Keep your hands where I can see them, ,”

The thick accent just confirmed what you thought but you raised your hands up and slowly turned around. He had his gun pointed at you and he looked you up and down. He noticed your gun in its holster and he quickly took it out of its holster and tossed it somewhere. You let out a squeal when you heard gunfire. “You’re coming with me. Get in front of me,”

You slowly nodded as you walked in front of him. “Go,”

“Go where,”

“Where the others are,”

You nodded and still with your hands raised, you walked towards the chasm. You could hear someone talking in Arabic. You knew the boys couldn't understand what this person was saying but the shooting continued. The Iraqi stopped you right before you got past the door and waited till the firing stopped when the Iraqi pushed out of the doors.

Jason’s POV:

The enemy had ambushed Jason and the others, he silently thanked God that you were in the temple. He wanted to yell at Eric for leaving you alone in the temple though but he knew that you would scream out for him, if you needed him and you were a short distance from him. When the gunfire stopped, he saw a body move out of the doors of the temple and his heart dropped when he saw you coming out with your hands raised and an Iraqi behind you pointing a gun at you.

He was definitely going to kill Eric if you got hurt. He didn’t care if he’d lose his rank or get discharged. That girl was the only thing that mattered in this moment and getting her out of this. Her eyes landed on his and even from way back here, he could sense that you were terrified. Jason hadn’t even realized that he was moving until Nick grabbed his arm. “Jason, what are you doing?”

‘Gonna go save her,”

“You’re gonna get yourself killed,”

“I don’t care," Jason said, pushing Nick slightly back. "The only thing that fucking matters if getting her out of that situation,"

He turned and slightly walked up to face the two Iraqis. “Let her go,”

The man yelled in Arabic. Jason didn't know what he said but he watched you say something to him and he yelled at you. “He said that why would they give up the only safety net that they have? If they let me go, you shoot and kill them,”

Jason was getting more and more pissed. “Tell that fucker, if they don’t let you go, we’ll shoot them anyways,”

You translated it and the Iraqi that was talking to him, grabbed you and pressed a gun against your stomach. Jason was about to give in to his anger as he took a step closer to you but you held a hand out which made him stop. The Iraqi spoke again and he waited for you to translate it. “He said that by the time the bullet got to him, I’d already be dead,”

Jason was frozen with anger at that point. Before Jason could say anything you and the Iraqi were tackled. Jason couldn't make out who tackled you but he was thankful for them. There was a single shot that was shot. Jason looked for you and saw that you were scrambling away as far as you could while kicking someone away from the Iraqi. He waited till you were in a safe spot. "FLANK THEM!"

While Jason and the team were shooting them, they were walking closer and closer, the more the Iraqis pulled back and the closer Jason got to you. When Jason finally got to the steps, he looked over to the last spot he saw you and you weren't there. He started freaking out but Nick looked at him. "She's in the temple. Eric helped her in,"

Jason looked over to where the Iraqi had you and there was a dead body and it was Merwin's.

Jason sent a thank you up to Merwin, hoping he could hear him. Before Jason could even think about making sure you were okay Nick and him were pushing the doors shut.The radio had a loud god awful noise that stirred up the creatures. "Wait!"

Jason looked up and saw Rachel running in with Clarice.

Rachel, who was covered in what he guessed was blood, stepped through the door and Nick swept her into his arms. “You’re alive,”

Jason finally got the door shut as Nick and Rachel let go of each other. “Have any doubts, Marine? Where’s Eric?”

Nick turned to face Eric and he went up to Rachel and hugged her and Jason could tell that she didn't want to hug him. “I held on as long as I could but the rope but it snapped. I-I didn’t cut it. I wouldn’t,”

Rachel hugged him this time and gave him a quick kiss. “I know,”

When they pulled away Nick shifted on his feet. “We good?”

Eric looked between Rachel and Nick. Jason watched Eric's face twisted into anger. Eric knew. Jason knew what was about to happen. "It's him, isn't it?"

“I tried to wait, Eric, I really did but all that time apart didn't do us any good,”

You can tell Eric really didn’t care and Rachel looked the same. “How long did you wait?”

She didn’t answer. “Rachel, how long?”

"Three weeks,”

Eric looked over to you. "Did you know?"

Jason saw the hesitation in your face and so did Eric. He stepped up to you and got in your face. "You did. You were a bridesmaid in our wedding. You were always a hateful bitch,"

Jason let out a forced laugh and saw Eric look at him. "Remember you rank, Lieutenant,"

Jason was tired of this prick throwing his rank around and tired of people getting into your face for something that wasn’t in your place to talk about. Jason walked up to you and grabbed the back of your shirt and pulled you back from Eric. He got in between you and Eric and got in Eric's face. "I don't give a shit if you're the commanding officer or not. You can threaten to discharge me or what not but you're not gonna get in her face because your wife was sleeping around on you. It’s not her fault. Maybe ask yourself why Rachel was having an affair. Are you as much of a shitty husband as you are a shiity commanding officer?"

Before Jason could realize, Eric had thrown a punch hitting him in the cheek which only made his face turn. Jason let out a laugh. "Is that all you got?"

Before you knew it Jason and Eric were fighting and Jason was on top of Eric throwing punches while Eric was dodging them. "You are solely the reason. The only fucking reason. The reason why I almost lost the girl I am so fucking helplessly in love with. The girl that makes me feel like I can fucking breath in this world,"

Your POV:

The girl I am so fucking helplessly in love with. The girl that makes me feel like I can fucking breath in this world.

You watched as Jason stopped punching Eric and got him. You watched in as he turned and looked at you. You watched him start walking towards you. You took steps backwards until your back hit a pilar. Your mind was going a mile a minute and you didn’t know what to think about this and you didn’t have time to think about it as when Jason got to you, he placed a hand on your cheek and pressed his lips on yours.

[rsmrymnt-tea]

Hiya!! Saw your tags about the plot hole and my brain started ticking away on it,,,,

I don't really have any solutions but I do have Thoughts so!! Also I love how thinking about anything in om for two seconds will make things just fall to pieces lol.

Anyway there's no way that Diavolo was convinced of a lie right? He's like a walking lie detector, I thought. It seems more likely that Dia just went along with Lucifer's lie in order to keep things running smoothly between them or smth. (Dia's probably smart enough to put together Lucifer's trauma about what happened with Lilith and how it would apply to that exact situation so)

It's the brothers that are more of a problem. As you said they probably would want to see Belphie off, and why would they buy no longer being able to contact him while he's in the human world?? I'm sure that they all know that something isn't quite right, but they're unwilling to go against Lucifer over a hunch. (I mean at the very least Satan's putting two and two together, mans isn't giving up an opportunity to play detective!!)

It also makes things more interesting for everyone to be aware that something's off, even if they don't know to what degree!!

Also,, is there a chance that Dola would tell anyone about meeting Belphie?? Could the other brothers somehow convince her to help him?? Maybe Beel when they're getting closer? Could Lucifer do something for Dola to develop a big enough grudge to be manipulated into freeing Belphie (or maybe just collecting the pacts? Could it work that she just acquires the pacts without the intent to free him but then lesson 16 happens and :/ you know..)

Uhh yeah that's what I've got.. I hope this ask can at least be a rubber duck for you if nothing else!!

((also I just want to say regarding your desire to delete your blog,, it might be better to just archive given how much Dola stuff you have on here?? Assuming you don't back everything up elsewhere lol. It's just I'm p sure you can't open "keep reading" on posts from deleted blogs and it would suck to lose those conversations yeah?? Anw hope you feel better soon!!))

- 🐝

It's actually like... Super interesting how it sort of feels like OM relies on you sort of forgetting about certain beats in between dance battles and having to grind your cards so that you can win those dance battles in the first place? Because when you go through everything in one go it's a bit more obvious where the story is really lacking... And if you go through everything in one go multiple times it really does make you go like.. Huh...

inb4 I get something like 'it's an otome what do you expect' bc we can want better... But that's what creating a completely different canon suited to your preferences is for, I guess (though I really really wish I could enjoy canon more...)

Anyway Nonnie thank you for letting me rubber duck because I think I somehow get to nicer conclusions when I'm answering an ask >.>

But yeah! I honestly think Diavolo has to have just gone with whatever Lucifer said to him (perhaps he like, words it in a way that's vague but true enough that it doesn't set off Diavolo's inner lie detector?) both because he had a feeling that Lucifer would do something to keep Belphie from doing something that'll inevitably get him imprisoned/punished by Diavolo himself and also because he would've known that it needed to happen? In Dola's canon he knows that it'll happen, at least. He has enough reason to let it slide, I guess...?

The brothers though, for real! Literally no way that they didn't catch on that something was up. We know Beel definitely kept trying to get through to Lucifer, but yeah I like to think that they were all aware that there's more to Belphie's silence than just him being busy because they can't be that shitty of brothers?? They're not that stupid either??? But I suppose everything considered... I think I can buy that they just couldn't bring themselves to bring shit up with Lucifer.

Because to everyone other than Lucifer, Belphie literally just disappears from the Devildom one morning before the exchange program even has the chance to bring anyone in??? From the sound of things, it's the night right after the decision to even have the program to begin with is approved that he goes to confront Lucifer about getting Diavolo to change his mind, which eventually ends in him being thrown and locked into the attic that very same night after he threatens to destroy humanity. And so the very next morning after Belphie's opposition during the meeting, he's just fucking gone and never heard from until however long it took for Lesson 12 to happen.

So what does that look like to everyone? shgdkjs Satan would be putting on his detective hat for sure while everyone tries to help Beel deal with the fact that Lucifer just sent Belphie on exile without warning :( I can see Satan actually trying to interrogate Lucifer on why the hell none of them can visit Belphie or how absurd it is that he doesn't seem the least bit concerned that he's not reaching out to any of them. I can see Asmo and Levi not being able to bring it up at all out of fear, and Mammon I can see trying to bring it up in a more casual way that ends up guilting Lucifer more, which probably gets them into a fight..? I wish we got more of the brothers giving a shit about Belphie being missing tbh...

Maybe it just speaks to how fucked up the brothers' relationship to Lucifer and each other was. Mostly to Lucifer. Would definitely add so much more tension around the house and give a clearer reason to the brothers agreeing to making pacts with MC/Dolasach for Belphie's sake, at least? If like... Dola ends up saying she wants the pacts for Belphie's sake...

hdfjkghdsf NONNIE!!!! omfg good point on Lucifer doing something that'll get her pissed the fuck off enough to agree to help Belphie out of sheer spite??? Because Lucifer literally nearly kills her down in the underground tomb in the very same arc where she/MC ask Beel for a pact sdhkjdfgh Like hello???

Because the struggle has been about how very much on-guard she would be once Belphie somehow shows up in her dreams. So far I've determined that he plays it safe when it comes to trying to manipulate her because she immediately knows that he's the seventh brother she hasn't met yet and also the voice calling out to her from somewhere in the attic. He's honest about who he is, where he is, and what he needs from her; the only lies being what exactly his reasons for disagreeing with Diavolo's goal of uniting the realms is (him saying something that actually kind of checks out and his negative opinions of Diavolo's naivety vs his personal, deep hate for humans) and what he plans on doing once he's out. In the game he's open about how stupid he thinks MC is but I think he'll switch gears when he realizes that Dola's like... Not that kindhearted or willing to put up with anyone belittling her? Belphie's crazy smart, and knows that Dola's his main ticket out of there (which is why I realize he probably can't get away with terrorizing her too much in her dreams? At least not obviously anyway, because if she even thinks about tattling there goes his chances).

But the final barrier would be her sense of self-preservation. "Why would I risk doing this for you when it'll get me caught in the crossfire of something that could easily kill me?"

Then she's almost killed by Lucifer, and that just sends her into an enraged spiral of thinking he's out of his mind for many reasons and also makes her give less of a shit about possibly dying in the process of proving a point to him. Which I think checks out? I think helping Belphie would start off as a lie though, just a reason to get Beel to agree to a pact with her. In truth she just wants to have a way to protect herself somehow and perhaps stick it to Lucifer that his brothers actually like and trust her enough to forge pacts without anything in exchange? Belphie mostly just gave her the idea of gathering pacts, but her intention really wasn't to help him.

Though I can see the lie slowly becoming true the more she and Belphie interact and the more she grows closer to the brothers and gets the revelation that like... Lucifer's like that because he's so trapped between so many difficult circumstances. And then it's eventually that actually closeness, the knowledge that this started because she was angry, and then all of it ending up in a mess that has her really trying to fix it all? Even more so when they actually call her family during the conversation where Lucifer finally tells them all the truth and it really gets to her, especially after how much she just fucked everything up for them.

ghsdkfjgshdfk I can't believe that I forgot about how much of a strong spite igniter that incident in the tomb with the grimoire would be... Like??? It's so fucking obvious lmfao it's already something that makes sure her relationship with Lucifer stays really difficult for a long while, why didn't I think of that being what pushes her to start collecting pacts...

Thank you so much for bringing it up Nonnie??? Omfg insane... I spent so much goddamn time trying to figure shit out last night like you wouldn't believe >.<

((Also!! Yeah I think the day I've had it with all social media, I'll likely just archive this blog or go on indefinite hiatus just in case I decide to peep in and come back to do more than just drop off art and leave. Feel like it'll still be a while before that though, for better or for worse I got people here I really enjoy interacting with that I just won't get the chance to anywhere else >w< Me wanting to delete always seems to be a knee-jerk reaction to feeling like I don't have enough control of whatever... The new 'I need to shave my hair' y'know? Usually spurred on by squicky shit getting through my filtered tags or feeling very alone in how I am as a person. Which sort of happens often on bad days and when I'm very tired.))

[twstinginthewind]

✍ + Joker + earrings.

✍️ send a word, get a story!

"Knock knooock!" A tall, slim boy with longish strawberry-blond hair stood in the doorway of the freshman girls' dorm room, a small package in one hand. "Mail call, freshies. Which one of you was Joker, again?"

Joker looked around the room, and found herself alone. Funny, she could have sworn she didn't hear her roommate leave. "That's me, I'm Joker. Hi, Diamond-sempai. Do you usually take the mail right up to the rooms like this?" She pushed her chair back from her desk and met him at the doorway.

"Just call me Cater, okay? Or Cay-Cay, my friends call me that. It's too formal the other way, oof." The boy laughed, waving the package slightly. "And no, I don't usually, but I was curious to see which of our little newbies was already getting care packages on their second day on campus. Did you forget something, or do your folks miss you that badly already?"

"Possibly both," she admitted, catching the padded mailer as he tossed it to her. "But I can't remember what it is I forgot, if that's the case. Which I guess is part of the point of it." She looked at the return address and smiled. "Aw, it's from Pops. My father was so excited for me and my brother to come here. We're kind of a legacy family for Heartslabyul, he says. Except..." She trailed off, shaking her head. "Sorry, Dia—CATER. Cater. I'm monologuing, aren't I?"

"A little," he responded cheerily, leaning against the doorframe. "I'm a little curious about what's in the package, though. Is it ok if I see the unboxing?"

"Oh, sure. Yeah, c'mon in. Leave the door open, though." She brought the mailer over to her desk, and pulled the tab to open it. "A little box, and a card. Awwww, Pops is feeling sappy, I guess? Let's see, what'd he write."

Cater stood casually, holding his phone in one hand as she opened the card. He nodded to her as his thumb danced across the phone's screen. "Nothing too cringey?"

"Well, it's my Pops. Of course it'll be a little," Joker laughed. "Okay. 'Dear Jo, I would have packed this with your stuff but your mother insisted we wait to hear your assignments before I sent anything. Tell your brother to expect his next week; I'm gonna have to change things out a little, haha. Oh and if anyone asks, no, those aren't stolen from the old light fixtures and repurposed' oh em SEVEN what is he talking about??"

"Does he go into detail?" Cater leaned in, curiously. "Because that's some weird goss."

"Nah. But he does go on to say, 'Welcome to Heartslabyul, cookie. Show everyone you're proud to be there. Love, Pops'. Huh." She picked up the little box, and shook it gently. There was only the tiniest noise from inside.

"Well, let's unveil. If it's from Dad, it's gotta be good."

"Right!" Joker nodded at the upperclassman, and opened the box. She gasped, sitting up straighter. The small box was lined with soft white velvet, and resting inside were two bright red, tiny, crystalline roses. She picked one up, noting the "stem" was an earring post, and twirled it between her fingers, letting the light reflect from the cut-glass surface. "Wow," she breathed.

"Ain't those cute!" Joker heard a little click, and realized that Cater was taking a photo of her as he fussed over the gift. "And a perfect Queen's Red, too. They'll match your dorm uniform perfectly!"

"They really will," she said, dreamily. "I gotta put them on. Can... can you send me that pic, Cater? I wanna show Pops."

"Absolutely. Can I put it on MagiCam? Folks love to see heartwarming stuff like this."

She paused, her hands already busy removing her old hoops. "Yeah, but after he sees it, all right?"

Cater placed his hand on his heart. "On my honor, little lady. You choose the time for the reveal, and I'll post it up. What's your name on there, I'll tag you!"

"I don't have one yet."

"GIRL. Okay. Get those on and your new favorite upperclassfriend is gonna give you the rundown, okay? Let's get you started."

Joker laughed, and put the earrings on. She looked at the mirror next to her desk, tilting her head to admire the view of her new accessories. "I really feel like I belong here, and this just seals it. Wow."

"Of course you do. You're one of us, little card soldier, haha!"

[oreozfox]

Big List of Rumic World Headcanons

@purpletiger15 did this a while back and I loved it, so I'm gonna share some I've come up with. A lot of these come from my fic It's a Rumic Chat.

I'll tag some other Rumic ppl too: @artistefish @danaty-consolation @dias-random-world @darlingthebaka

I'll continue this as I think of stuff!

Starting off with a weird one, but I've seen other ppl with this hc before and I liked it so here it is. Ranma and Kagome are related. In my opinion they're first cousins or second bc their moms kinda look alike, so ig they're sisters or cousins. They met briefly as kids, but didn't have long to get to know each other before Genma and Ranma continued their journey to become men.

Despite his own stubbornness abt his feelings for Akane, Ranma's a big tease, esp when it comes to Mao and Nanoka. Lum, Inu, and Kagome are his fellow MaoNoka supporters.

They're also all on the YutaMana train

Ranma and Lum are an amazing karaoke duo. Given the times their series ran, I'd say they're best at 80s songs.

Lum and Rinne are like the pure ones that everyone in the group 'protects', Lum for her cute and happy personality, and Rinne for his shyness and unfortunate situations

Rinne's kind of like the little brother of the group

He can't get over how nice everyone is to him

Ranma is the meme king. When he finds a meme he likes, he will run it into the ground

I am convinced he has one of those YouTube channels where he reads memes and laughs at them

When he's taking a break from his own drama, Ranma loves drama from the others in the group. He will egg on bickering for all it's worth

Lum and Inuyasha are the best found siblings, and I'm sure the rest of my Rumic ppl agree

Yuta and Mana are like the group parents

I guess this could just be a MAO headcanon but I hc that Mao is a pretty great artist and calligrapher

ig it could be a Rumic hc if they go to him when they need something nice drawn or written

Kagome is like the group's big sister

Ranma and Inuyasha love to spar with each other

Ranma is the resident prankster of the group

[trivialoveclub]

2020 Year in Review!

hey! i was tagged by the absolute angel that is ⚘ @unefleurofferte ⚘(tysm my love! 💞) for this 2020 tag! first off (even tho it's the middle of january already 🤡) i wanted to wish everyone a happy new year! not to get sappy 💀 but even tho i don't rlly talk/interact that much, it brings me a lot of happiness seeing u guys on my dash 🥺💗 i genuinely am supporting and rooting for you all and i wish u guys all the love and kindness in this new year bc you deserve it babes 💖

Rules: answer the questions about 2020 and tag some people to pass it on!

5 Fav Films You Watched in 2020

🎬 Soul (2020) "Your spark isn't your purpose. That last box fills in when you're ready to come live."

🎬 Onward (2020) "I never had a dad, but I always had you."

🎬 Klaus (2019) "A true selfless act always sparks another."

🎬 Diecisiete (2019) "You think I'd be doing all of this if I had no heart?

Maybe you're trying to get it back."

🎬 East Side Sushi (2014) "You know behind every great restaurant here, there are great latinos, in the back, in the kitchen, hidden. Prepping the food and making you all look good. Well, I don't want to be in the back anymore."

5 Fav TV Shows You Watched In 2020

📺 Like in The Movies (2020) "Do you ever feel like you're not the protagonist of your own story?"

📺 Given (2019) "Do you have anyone you like, Haruki-san? If that person suddenly disappeared from this world, what would you say?"

📺 Banana Fish (2018) "My soul is always with you."

📺 Masterchef Junior (2013-) Not a quote but Gordon Ramsay always says the dishes has "finesse" and now i can't stop saying it in everything 😭

📺 Next in Fashion (2020)

5 Fav Songs You Listened To In 2020

🎶 UGH! : BTS 🎶 "You're allowed to be angry, but bothering someone else's life, I don't like"

🎶 Fuyu No Hanashi : Given 🎶 "Just like the snow that hasn't completely melted in the shade I continue on with these feelings inside of me."

🎶 So Beautiful : DPR Ian 🎶 "My love is turning kinda gray / My heart is looking the other way."

🎶 PSYCHE : Joohoney 🎶 "All of the world pay attention"

🎶 Stay Tonight : Chungha 🎶 "Tell me what you wanna do, run away or stay tonight"

Top 5 Albums of 2020

💿 Map of The Soul 7 : BTS

UGH! ⏯ Black Swan ⏯ Inner Child

💿 Fatal Love : Monsta X

Sorry I'm Not Sorry ⏯ Nobody Else ⏯ Guess Who

💿 Ungodly Hour : Chloe x Halle

ROYL ⏯ Forgive Me ⏯ Lonely

💿 Mixtape [ PSYCHE ] : Joohoney

PSYCHE ⏯ Intro (Ambition) ⏯ DIA

💿 Chromatica : Lady Gaga

Replay ⏯ Sour Candy ⏯ Alice

Top 5 Books You Read in 2020

🤡 🤡 🤡

...i haven't read for fun in years 😔 i used to read a book every single day :(( but! i already have a list of ones i want to read so this year for sure im gonna be that girl again 🤧💅🏼

💌 How did you spend your birthday this year? 💌

uh hahaha 🤡 suddenly i can't read 🤡

well...i had to take my drivers test but i had no idea how to park so i mean obvs i was gonna fail 💀 so i got super anxious and then had a breakdown in the back seat when it was getting closer to my turn 😭 my parents had to reschedule it and take me home. i felt like such a disappointment. so it started off absolutely horrible, fortunately the rest of the day was a lot better but oof 🤪

💌 What was your most memorable day? 💌

i honestly cannot remember anything 😭 it's like one big blur but ummm...probably finishing high school! i felt like i could finally breathe 🥲

💌 What was your most memorable meal you had this year? 💌

hmm...ooo probably when my abuelita made us a bunch of paches de papa 🥺 i ate them for a whole week and i loved it entirely...my heart is pache shaped 🤧💘

💌 Did you find any new hobbies or interests in quarantine? 💌

hmm i don't think i got any new ones but i did get to be reminded again on how much i genuinely enjoy making food and like decorating/personalizing things! ☺💖

💌 What was the last big event/thing you remember doing before covid? 💌

uhhh i honestly can't think of anything? i literally don't go out 🤡 like im in chilling in this quarantine lifestyle bc nothing has changed for me 🤪

💌 5 good/positive things that happened to you in 2020? 💌

🌱 i finally escaped high school! 🎓🎉

🌱 i decided to take a gap year and the burnt out student inside me feels like she can finally exhale

🌱 i can't remember if it was in early 2020 or late 2019 but anyways I GOT MY DRIVERS LICENSE 😝😝 i honestly...do not know how i got it...i took 15+ minutes to park (as u can see your girl didn't learn her lesson) but bless that man for passing me i hope u have a beautiful life sir 😭💖 however i have not stepped in the driver's seat since then 💋 i refuse 💋

🌱 i honestly would say watching Soul 🥲💗 i've always been obsessed w my meaning and purpose in life and that movie rlly just hit home for me...i think about it everyday and im literally starting to tear up right now so let me just stop 🤪

🌱 hmm honestly just being home 💗 i now have an excuse to stay in all time and that brings me so much peace in my heart 🤧

💌 Biggest messages or lessons learnt from this year? 💌

that there's a lot to live for. and i rlly want to enjoy it? and like w the gap year i still feel guilty and still feel like im wasting time and not being productive (love being a capricorn 🤪) but im trying to not think like that...and the fact that Soul came out and it's whole message is literally like life is beautiful and it's meant to be lived 🥺 it rlly like...set that for me u know...there's so many little things that truly make me excited about life and i want to enjoy it and after those 4 years in high school of constant work and stress and losing my entire mind maybe i actually deserve it 🥲 so um yeah..sjdkajd

💌 And what are you most looking forward to in 2021? 💌

a lot ☺ everything honestly...wow omg that's so weird asjakjd ahhh 😭😭💘 [insert that paul rudd who would have thought not me meme] but i wanna do sm much!! bake and cook and learn to knit! and personalize my clothes and READ! and watch movies and shows! and i'll also be going back to school so i rlllllllllyyyyyyyy want to learn how to manage my time bc my procrastination truly fucked me in the ass in hs 🤡 but yeah im excited ahh! ☺

And We're Done!

oof my memory is so awful i feel like i can't remember anything that happened in 2020 🤡 this ended up being a bit long 💀 so if u made it to the end...thank u for reading...ily 😚💌 besitos for you! 💞

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

MC introducing roasting the side dateables to new exchange students

The bros here

"The big guy who has the only red uniform is Diavolo- or, Lord Diavolo, I guess. Lucifer gets mad at us if we don't say that part even though Diavolo himself does not give a single fuck and would even prefer it if you didn't call him that. It's because Diavolo is like, the Demon Prince or somethin like that. But don't worry, he may look big and scary and have a really intimidating title, but he actually has the personality of an actual puppy - goofy, excitable, sweet, kinda dumb, very curious about everything, and hardly thinks about the consequences of his own actions. Which doesn't sound like the greatest qualities for a ruler to have, but he's doing his best, okay. And, little known fact, but he actually switched bodies with a puppy at birth... You didn't hear that from me though... He also really loves it when people act casual around him because no one ever does. He's lonely, man, please just be his friend :(."

"The guy who's just hovering over there to the side is Barbatos. He's Diavolo's dad loyal butler. He basically raised Dia, since the man's actual dad has been getting milk asleep for thousands of years. Barbatos scares me though... I don't trust that man as far as I can throw him. He's always so shady and secretive. I feel like he's plotting a murder or sumn. Idk, I just feel like he might kill me in my sleep. It doesn't help that he can also see the future and probably knows all the ways I might die. That's just.... Creepy. He's creepy. I don't like him... And supposedly he feels the same about me, but has he LOOKED in a mirror? Like bitch I'm adorable and you know it, tf you talking about homie. You, on the other hand, look like you've committed war crimes or somethin."

"The guy over there who's struggling with his phone is Simeon. He... He somehow manages to be just as shady and mysterious as Barbatos while also being more inviting than almost everyone here??? Idk how he does it but it's kinda scary tbh. I mean he's an angel so I shouldn't be too worried, I guess, but I'm still sus. What sort of atrocities have you committed... Oh, he's also Luke's dad legal guardian. And he makes for a GREAT father figure. Look, if you have a shitty dad or none at all, go talk to him, he'll adopt you immediately. In exchange for teaching him how the fuck to operate a phone, of course. Simeon = best dad 2021."

"That literal child over there is Luke. Idk he's just someone's Chihuahua, who knows where he came from :/. No- Luke, I'm joking, it's fine, calm down. You're gonna tell on me? To whom? Simeon teases you just as much... Oh- okay bye. Aaaaaannnd he's gone. Uh, anyway, Luke is basically just a child. He gets annoyed very easily 😔. And don't forget: he reports DIRECTLY to Micheal >:( But if you're nice to him he might give you some baked goods. Aw man, now I I'm hungry. Dammit, and I just made him mad. Now I have to apologize so he'll give me sweets... 😔 Damn..."

"The guy in a really cliche wizard costume over there is Solomon. He's, like, the only other human here, even if he doesn't act like it most of the time. He's the biggest troll here and loves pranking the brothers. It's kinda hilarious, honestly. Though he also pranks me and that's annoying. He's also another shady character. Like damn, what's with these side characters and being all shady and shit, stop it, y'all, you're creepy. Also I think he has 700 wives or sum shit, but that's beside the point. He also have pacts with, like, 70 demons. He really has a thing with going way overboard, doesn't he?"

394 notes • Posted 2021-08-25 17:29:19 GMT

#4

The Bros + side dateables (minus Luke) React to You Hugging them while looking sad

You go to this character, preferably in private, and quietly hug them, burying your face in his shoulder or chest, looking a little sad.

Lucifer

His eyes widen slightly as he looks down at you.

He's a little shook because he's not used to people touching him out of the blue like this.

Relaxes rather quickly and hugs back. At first, he's smirking at you a bit until he notices how sad you look. 

"MC? Is something the matter?"

When you only hug tighter and hide your face more he just sighs. 

"I can't help if you won't say what's wrong."

If you decide to tell him, he'll listen quietly while gently rubbing your back and possibly give advice, if the situation calls for it.

If you don't… well, he'll take that as a sign that you don't really wanna talk about it and comfort you anyway.

He'll probably put on one of his records for you both to listen to so that the music might soothe you.

Mammon 

Huh??? What???

He's so shook and flustered.

He's honestly too flustered for a hot minute to even notice you're sad.

"MC, what the hell do ya think you're doin', huh? Huggin' me outta nowhere like that…! Ya gotta warn me first!"

When he finally notices how sad you are, he immediately softens and starts asking qUESTIONS.

He wants nAMES.

"Hey, are you okay? What happened? Who hurt you? Did someone hurt you? Was it Belphie? I swear if it was Belphie-"

He's finna WHOOP some ASS.

If you decide to tell him and it turns out it is someone and he can go kick their ass, then you can bet your pretty little butt that's exactly what he'll do. No one hurts his human! >:(

If you tell him and it's not someone, or someone he can beat up, then he'll just sit you on his couch and put his jacket on you and hug you.

If you decide not to tell him at all, he'll be a little butt-hurt over it but he won't press you on it.

Leviathan 

He's died

He has a fucking aneurism the moment you touch him.

His entire body is red, help him.

But then he notices you look sad and calms down a bit.

"M-MC??? Are you okay?"

He has no idea what to do, help him

*flipping through a book of comfort words* "Uhhhhhhh… There, there???” 

He's so awkward and doesn't know what to say. He wants to help, but he's no good at talking to people, dammit!

He literally looks up, "How to help your friends not be sad."

He's trying, be patient with him, please.

"Uhhh… do you uhh… wanna talk about it?"

If you say yes, then he'll listen. He's a good listener bc he has literally no idea what to say.

If you say no then he'll probably be a little relieved bc he knows he would be terrible help.

Either way, he'll sit down with you and watch anime or play video games with you.

Satan

He blushes a little when you hug him.

He's pretty observant, so he notices pretty quickly that something is up as he hugs back.

"Hello, MC. Are you alright? You look upset about something."

He'll listen if you decide to tell him, stroking your hair gently. 

If not, he'll respect your decision and comfort you anyway.

He'll bring you over to his bed and sit down with you, after moving all the books littered on it of course.

He'll pull you in his lap and either read to you or show you cute cat pictures. Or maybe both, who knows.

And when he starts to notice you looking down again, he'll hug you tightly and whisper sweet nothings to you until you fall asleep.

Asmodeus

Aw, how cute, you want his attention~!

He doesn't hesitate to hug you back.

Hey, he's not complaining, as long as he gets to hold you and show how much he loves you!

Then he notices how sad you look and he immediately cups your face in his hands.

"Oh, what's wrong, darling? What has you looking so down? Come, sit with me and you can tell me all about it while I give you a lovely manicure."

He'll sit with you on his bed and dote on you, listening if you decide to tell him your woes and humming soothingly if you don't.

He'll offer to take a bath with you to help you feel better.

Actually, he'll give you a full-on spa day.

This man will seriously pamper you till you feel better.

He'll take you shopping, do your nails and makeup, do your hair, whatever it takes to make you feel better.

Beelzebub

He's a little taken aback by the sudden hug, but he's more than happy to accept it! He loves hugs!

He hugs you back very gently as if he's handling a baby bird. He doesn't want to hurt you!

But then he notices you look sad.

"MC? What's wrong? You look upset. Are you hungry?"

If you tell him, he'll listen very intently, nodding every so often to show he's listening. 

If you don't, he'll understand.

Either way, he takes you to his bed and sits you down. He gets you some food and sits on the bed with you and pulls you into his lap, giving you food.

Once you decide you're finished with food, he'll snuggle you gently until you fall asleep.

Belphegor

He doesn't mind at all and doesn't hesitate to hug back.

He immediately notices something is wrong but doesn't say anything about it right away, instead, letting you hug him in silence while gently rubbing your back.

After a long moment of silence, he pulls back only enough so that he can look at your face.

"You're upset about something. I could tell as soon as you hugged me. So what is it?"

If you decide to tell him, he'll be kind of glad and listen.

If not, he'll just give a curt nod.

Afterward, he pulls you over to his bed and pulls you in with him, clinging to you like a koala.

It's snuggle time now. You have no choice. 

He'll probably fall asleep though tbh

Diavolo

This man is through the roof as soon as you touch him.

He's super lonely, so any amount of physical affection has him soaring.

But then he notices you look sad.

He's immediately worried. Did he do something wrong? Did one of the brothers bully you? Is there some demon harassing you? What happened??? Tell him!

"MC? Are you okay, what happened?"

If you tell him, he'll listen intently and if it's something he can do something about, he will, immediately. 

If you don't tell him, or it's something he can't do anything about, then he'll bring you with him to his office and hold you in his lap while he works and have Barbatos bring you some herbal tea to make you feel better.

He's honestly just so gentle and soft with you I can't-

*ahem* anyways

Barbatos

You might think he'd have seen this coming, but he honestly wasn't looking for anything like this, so he's kind of taken off guard when you hug him which is uncommon for him.

MC, please, he's trying to work-

Then he notices how upset you look.

"MC, are you alright? It appears that something's troubling you."

He won't look into the future to find out in case you decide not to tell him. He respects your boundaries, you know?

If you tell him, he'll listen and try to do something about it if he can, most likely talking to Diavolo about it. 

If you don't tell him or can't do anything, then he'll gently sit you down in a chair, wrap you in a blanket and bring you some chamomile tea to soothe you.

He'll talk to you as he goes about his work, gently tending to your needs while still continuing his daily routine.

He's a butler, so he's the multitasking king-

Plus, he's used to comforting Diavolo, particularly when the Prince was young, so he knows how to handle it.

Simeon

Oh- a hug? Well alright.

He's happy to oblige, he enjoys your presence and your touch.

He notices quickly that you look sad though.

"What's the matter, my little lamb? Is something troubling you?"

He'll sit down with you and give you tea

If you decide to tell him, he'll listen, gently offering advice. He likely won't take care of it for you, he wants you to be able to take care of yourself! But he'll still hold you and comfort you.

If you don't tell him, then he'll nod understandingly and comfort you anyway.

He's so soft and caring about it and he'll sit with you until you calm down, gently hugging you and stroking your hair.

Solomon

He's a little taken aback when you hug him.

But then he smiles and is about to tease you when he notices you look sad.

He blinks and hugs you back.

"MC, what's the matter? It must be something big if you're hugging me like this."

If you tell him, he'll listen while seemingly deep in thought. If it's got to do with some demon, then perhaps you'll find that they oddly disappear one day… if it's one of the brothers, then they'll find that they get hit with lots of magical pranks. If it's something else then he'll sit with you and help you work it out.

If you decide not to tell him, he'll be a little sad but he'll understand anyway and sit with you to comfort you.

He's actually surprisingly sweet and understanding.

476 notes • Posted 2021-05-11 05:35:03 GMT

#3

mc asking the demon bros to do the pocky challenge with them? :o

Ooh, I really like this idea!

The Bros Reacting to MC Asking to Do the Pocky Challenge with Them

The Dateables Here

You go up to this brother and hold up a box of Pocky, asking them to do the Pocky challenge with you. Though you might have to explain what it is, depending on the brother, as not all of them are caught up on human culture.

Lucifer

You'll definitely have to explain it to him because he has no idea what you're talking about-

When you do explain it, he'll blink, taken aback which is pretty rare for him.

There's also a hint of a blush on his cheeks. Quick take a pic before it goes away!

But once he composes himself, he gets that iconic and infuriating smirk across his face.

He'll gladly accept. Any chance to be close to you like that is good for him.

He waits patiently for to put the stick in your mouth before placing his hand on the wall behind you and gently taking up his end. Then you begin.

He's... Surprisingly good at this??? He's obviously never done it before, but he's really good at not letting the pocky fall. And he's super steady too, so it's not hard to keep up. Honestly, he's doing most of the work.

And at the end when your lips meet, he holds the kiss, his hands moving to your waist.

Then he pulls away and smirks at you.

"Well, that's quite an intimate little game of yours. But don't you think that's quite a roundabout way of getting a kiss? You could have just asked, you know."

Mammon

You'll probably have to explain it to him too. He may enjoy going down to the human world a lot, but that's mostly to make money. He doesn't pay much attention to their trends.

When you do explain, his entire face turns red and he becomes a flustered mess. Just what are you trying to DO to him, human???

At first, he'll refuse, too embarrassed to even try.

But as he watches you start to walk away, he immediately changes his mind. Wait come back- he'll do it! He doesn't want you doing it with anyone else!

He fidgets nervously as he waits for you to put the stick in your mouth. Once it's there, he puts his hands on your shoulders and takes up his end.

The opposite of Lucifer, he's really bad at it. Like, really, really bad. He's trembling and shaking too much to do it properly and he keeps going too fast. Safe to say you two drop it several times and have to restart.

But when you finally get it and your lips meet, he'll definitely hold it. Actually, he might not wanna let you go at that point.

You have to pull away eventually to breathe.

"Heh. Well... I guess that wasn't so bad. We should do that again some time. But ya kept messin' us up! Ya didn't move fast enough. Good thing it was the GREAT Mammon you were doin' it with, or else you never woulda gotten it right!"

Leviathan

He needs no explanation, he is fluent in human trends.

When you ask, though, his face is immediately bright red and he becomes a spluttering, flustered mess. Are you TRYING to give him a heart attack, MC? Seriously, his little otaku heart can't handle you just blatantly asking things like that...! And why would you wanna do such an intimate game with a gross, yucky otaku like him anyway?

He'll have to take a minute to calm his breathing, but he'll eventually accept. This trend is used far too much in anime and anime fandoms for it to be considered normie. Actually, he's always wanted to try this trend with someone! But Henry can't exactly play the Pocky game with him...

He waits nervously as you put the stick in your mouth, his face still glowing bright red. When you're done, he gently grabs your hands, mostly for comfort, and takes up his end.

He's also pretty bad at it, but not nearly as bad as Mammon. At least he learns from his mistakes. In the first attempt, he goes much too fast and you end up dropping it. So next time he forces himself to go slower. But he's still trembling far too much and you still end up dropping it a few more times before he finally manages to quell his trembling enough for it to work.

When your lips finally meet at the end, he'll hold it for just a few moments. It'll be a sweet and tender kiss.

And when you pull away, you'll find his face is still flushed, but less, and now there's a small smile on his face.

"W-wow! I've always wanted to try that game...! It's just like that one episode of The Magical Ruri Hanai: Demon Girl!"

Satan

With how much he reads about the human world he's bound to have come across something about it. So honestly? He probably won't need much of an explanation.

When you ask him about it, his eyes will widen slightly, his cheek flushing. He'll close his eyes and shake his head, muttering something about how you somehow know exactly how to get him flustered.

But it's not like he'll refuse! No, no, quite the contrary, he accepts, rather eagerly, in fact.

He watches as you carefully place the stick into your mouth. When you're done, he gently places his hands on your waist and takes his end.

He's also surprisingly good at this. Not quite as good as Lucifer, but he's still good enough to keep it from falling. And good enough that he's doing most of the work.

When your lips meet at the end, his arms slide around the small of your back and he holds you in a brief, but passionate kiss.

When he pulls away, he smiles at you softly, his cheeks still just slightly flushed.

"Well, that was certainly an interesting game. Maybe just ask next time you want a kiss though."

Asmodeus

This man knows all forms of intimacy, you think he wouldn't know the pocky game? Honestly, he's probably had some people ask to play it with him before you.

As soon as you ask, he's smirking, now being all flirty. Ooh, you want to be all intimate with him, do you~? Of course, you do! Everyone wants a taste of his gorgeous face and body~!

He accepts without hesitation. He's more than eager to share an intimate moment with his favorite person in all three worlds! Other than himself, of course ;)

He's practically trembling with excitement as he waits for you to put the stick in your mouth. Once you do, he puts his hands on your waist as he takes up his end, his hands trying to wander a bit too far below... Keep it family-friendly, mister!

When you start, he isn't the greatest because he keeps trying to go too fast, a little too eager for the part at the end. So you drop it a few times, but he gets it eventually.

Once your lips meet, he pulls you as close to him as possible, running a hand through your hair as he holds the kiss.

When you pull away, he gives you a suggestive smirk.

"We should do more intimate little games like that together. I'd just love to get even closer to you~"

Beelzebub

He definitely needs an explanation, he doesn't keep up with human world trends, only their food.

When you do, he blinks, his cheeks flushing slightly. Though, honestly, you had him at food. He's never had Pocky before. But are you sure asking him, of all people, was a good idea...? He's already tried to eat the whole box of Pocky, box included, twice now.

You have to hold him back from immediately helping himself to the Pocky stick as soon as you take it out of the box and it takes you a lot longer than it should just to get it in your mouth. When you finally do, he eagerly takes up his end, his hands clamping on your arms.

He doesn't even give you a chance to prepare before he starts munching. He definitely sucks at this game, mainly because he's trying harder to eat the Pocky than actually play the game, so you end up dropping it several times, and every time he just picks up the dropped bits and chows down.

When you finally manage to get it somehow, he nearly bites your lips off at first, but he quickly calms down, and it quickly turns into a sweet and tender kiss.

When he pulls away and smiles that smile that makes it hard for you to be mad at him because he looks like a happy puppy.

"That Pocky sure was tasty. And your lips are so soft..."

Belphegor

He needs an explanation too because he stopped keeping up with human world trends after the Fall.... Which was thousands of years before Pocky was even invented.

Once you explain, his cheeks flush a little bit, but he smirks anyway and teases you about it. Cheeky bastard-

He agrees and waits, still smirking, as you put the stick in your mouth. His hands gently meet the sides of your neck as he takes up his end of the stick.

He's actually okay at it, given he's too lazy to go too quickly, and he's relatively steady. Though you do still drop it once or twice because he goes... A little too slow.

When your lips finally meet, his hands slide up from your neck to cup your cheeks as he kisses you rather passionately.

Soon he pulls away and gives you a lazy grin.

"That was pretty fun, MC, but it was a pretty dumb way to get a kiss. You should have just done it."

==

I really loved that idea and that was really fun to write. I definitely wanna do more with the side dateables, but for now, I'm gonna go eat, take a shower, then try to find the case to my earbuds that I lost last night.

568 notes • Posted 2021-05-16 13:43:35 GMT

#2

MC introducing roasting the bros to new exchange students

Side dateables here

"The scary looking guy there is Lucifer. He seems like a dick at first, and you will eventually learn, that he is, actually, a dick. He hasn't really stopped. But he's got enough moments of being nice and soft that he gets a pass I guess. He's also fucking gorgeous so I think it's excusable. But, just a heads up, don't piss him off and almost get killed by him twice as I did. I almost died. It was terrifying. And also hot. But mostly terrifying. Also, he acts like every fatherly figure that's ever been in my life! Emotionally absent, makes shit up to accuse me of, reacts to things with violence, prioritizes how I make him look over my mental well-being, and lectures me for three hours over something small! Hooray!"

"The guy over there that looks like the biggest fuckboy ever is Mammon. He is the CEO of getting bullied. He also might try to steal your wallet, but luckily he's a fucking dumbass, so he'll probably fail. Probably. He always gets in trouble because he has literally no impulse control, which is honestly a mood. He can't keep his mouth shut for the life of him, and it always makes Lucifer very angry. But at least he won't try to kill you, unlike some people. He might threaten you but he most likely won't follow through with it. Actually... I don't think I've ever seen Mammon get angry enough to hurt anyone... I... Huh... Wow... Anyway, he's also simultaneously incredibly clingy while also being the biggest tsundere ever. Which makes no sense but okay."

"The guy that's sulking over there with his Ruri-chan phone case is Leviathan. Honestly, you'll probably only ever see him at meals because he pretty much never leaves his room. Unless his limited edition Ruri-chan body pillow just came in. Then expect to hear him screaming as he rushes across the entire house faster than you'll ever see him move otherwise. And then he'll be panting and wheezing as he walks back to his room because that boy is out of SHAPE. He's also the biggest weeb ever if you couldn't tell. Biggest anime nerd ever. Seriously, he has an unhealthy obsession. He needs to go outside and touch some grass or sumn like fr. He also makes a great gaming buddy. Unless you're playing PvP and aim to win. But otherwise, great gaming buddy, we play Genshin Impact together a lot."

"The guy watching cats videos over there is Satan. He may look like a chill guy, but that's just what he wants you to think. He's actually a ticking time bomb and the pure, unbridled rage that hides beneath his facade could bubble over if you so much as look at a cat the wrong way. However, if you are a cat - or any animal, really, but specifically cats - he will love you unconditionally. He's also very big-brained. The biggest brain. If there's literally anything you need to know, just ask him. He'd be happy to show off how much better than Lucifer he is. He's also the living embodiment of daddy issues and teenage rebellion. He's probably unironically said, 'It's not a PHASE!'"

"The pretty boy taking selfies and putting on makeup over there is Asmodeus. That man is whore KNEE, like DAMN. That man would flirt with anything that moves tbh. He's also the living embodiment of 'Gotta look cute so they forget you don't know basic math.' He's a little creepy because he's not against incest and that's a little icky. But hey, if you want a [REDACTED] then he's your guy, I guess. He's also got all the tea because he is a gossip QUEEN. And he's practically obsessed with himself. He needs to go outside and touch some grass too. 😔"

"The guy over there that's knawing on a vintage candle is Beelzebub. Uh, can someone get that candle away from him??? I don't think he should be eating that. Oh, thanks Belphie. ANYway, now that that's over uhh, as can see, he really likes to eat. A little too much. He eats everything in the fridge on a regular basis 😔. But like, he's literally the bestest boy??? He may be a demon, but he's just so sweet and soft-hearted, and caring??? Like bro??? I would literally die for him??? Unless you eat his food, then he'll kill you. Instant death. One hit KO. But otherwise, he's basically a giant teddy bear. Big wholesome boy, too pure for this world."

"The My Chemical Romance lookin fucker over there is Belphegor. Don't let him out of the attic..................................... Anyway, he is an evil gremlin man. Horrible goblin man. Stinky bastard man. He bullies me >:( Also, little known fact, but he is actually not a demon but, in fact, a cow. Cowboy. Also, he does not know how to function as a person, and, instead, opts to sleep for 17 hours a day which... Fair enough with this family. Just don't fuck with Beel or he'll kill you. And so will I >:( Also, don't fuck with him either or Beel will kill you. Those two are basically two peas in a pod. The literal only way they could be closer is if they were Siamese twins."

1101 notes • Posted 2021-08-25 00:05:58 GMT

#1

The Bros + side dateables (Minus Luke) React to You Comparing Your Hand Sizes

Warnings: Very fluffy. Not for the faint of heart. You might die of cuteness. You have been warned.

You're sitting with this person just kind of chilling while you're both doing your own thing when you glance over at their hands. You wait a long enough pause in what they're doing before reaching over and taking their hand, holding it so that you can gently press your palm against theirs. Also, this is an MC who has relatively small hands so-

Lucifer

You're sitting beside him as he works, scrolling through your D.D.D.

After several hours of both of you sitting in silence, each doing your own thing, you finally look up from your D.D.D. 

You look over at Lucifer, who's still completely absorbed in his work. 

Then your eyes drift to his hands, the pen he's gripping gliding across the paper in front of him.

As you watch, he sets the pen down and starts stretching his fingers. You aren't surprised his hands are cramping. He's been writing for a long time now. You're probably the only person he would show this kind of weakness to, which makes you feel kind of special.

As you watch, an idea pops into your head. You set down your D.D.D. and gently grab his hand.

He's a little startled at first and gives you a quizzical look, but he doesn't stop you. At least it's a distraction from all of the bills Mammon has piled up.

You hold his gloved hand so that you can gently press your palm to his, lining your fingers up with his as well.

He has pretty big hands. They're not huge, but they're somewhat significantly bigger than yours.

He lets out a low rumbling laugh.

"What, exactly, are you doing, MC?"

"Comparing our hand sizes. You have really big hands."

He lets out another small laugh.

"Or perhaps you just have small hands."

And at that, he gently folds his hand over the top of your smaller one, almost as if proving his point about your tiny hands.

He then smiles and brings his other hand over to cup your cheek as he gently plants a kiss on your forehead.

Afterward, he lets go of your hand and goes back to work.

Mammon

You two are sitting together on the couch in his room.

You're both on your D.D.D. sending each other random memes that you find and giggling together. 

And during one of the moments of quiet moments where you're both scrolling, you look over at him.

He's still absorbed in his D.D.D., a big, goofy grin plastered across his face as he scrolls through the memes.

Your eyes drift to his hands as his thumbs move, pausing every so often to read a meme, then moving on when he deems it unsuitable to send to you.

As you watch, he pauses on a particularly long meme. You take this chance to reach over and gently take the hand, pulling it toward you.

He immediately tenses and looks over at you, his face flushing bright red.

"H-Hey, just what do ya think you're doin', MC?"

Instead of answering, you move his hand so that the palm is facing upwards and you gently press your palm against his, making his fingers flatten out as you line your fingers up with his.

He watches you, his face red, his heart racing, and his fingers trembling ever-so-slightly.

His hands are probably not that big, only being a little bigger than yours.

"M-MC? What are ya doin'???"

You look at him and smile a little.

"Comparing our hand sizes. Yours are bigger than mine."

"H-Huh? Oh! W-well, of course, they are! Just shows how awesome I am! After all, I'm the GREAT Mammon!"

You laugh a little at his words.

"Yeah, yeah. It's just hand size. Doesn't make you any better or worse than me."

Then, without giving him a chance to respond, you curl your fingers between his, holding his hand.

That's it. He's dead. You've killed him.

His whole face is red and he's a flustered spluttering mess.

He literally cannot form a single coherent sentence. He's dying, help him.

It takes him a full 10 minutes just to calm down.

When he finally does, he turns his head away before gently holding your hand back.

You laugh a little at how flustered he is.

Leviathan

You guys are just chilling in his room together, sitting side by side. You're watching anime on your D.D.D. while he plays video games on his handheld console.

At the end of one of your episodes, you look up and glance over at Levi.

He's so entranced by his game that he doesn't even notice you looking at him. His brows are furrowed and his tongue is sticking out slightly in concentration.

You smile when he lets out a small cheer when he beats the level he's on. He leans back a little and lowers the game as he relishes in his victory.

Out of a random whim, you reach out and gently take his hand, pulling it toward you.

He jumps in surprise and lets out a small yelp as you turn his hand so you can flatten your palm against him.

His whole face turns red as you closely study your hands pressed together.

His hands are actually surprisingly big. Not big like Lucifer's but definitely bigger than yours.

"M-MC! Wha-what are you d-d-doing?!"

In response, you look at him and smile.

"I'm comparing our hand sizes. Yours are actually pretty big."

He covers his face with his other hand, not moving the one you have away.

"Wh-what a normie thing to do, MC… I guess it's to be expected from a normie like you…"

You were literally just watching anime but okay-

When he notices you look a little downcast at his insults, he frantically tries to apologize.

"W-wait no! I- I didn't mean that I'm sorry!"

When you look back at him, he smiles at you a little.

He was so focused on trying to apologize, he didn't even notice that you'd curled your fingers around his hand. 

When does realize, though, he's immediately back to being a flustered, stuttery mess.

You broke him.

Leviathan.exe has stopped working.

Satan

You're both sitting in his room, on his bed together.

Both of you are reading books. You're reading a really interesting fantasy book he'd recommended to you. Meanwhile, he's reading a book about cats.

At the end of the chapter you're on, you sigh and lower the book, processing what you just read. You cannot believe that just happened to the main character.

While you're doing that, you glance over at Satan. He's still very much absorbed in his book. 

As you watch, he takes one hand away from the book, shifting it so that he can balance it in one hand, and brings the other up to his chin, rubbing it as if he were deep in thought.

Then, just as he's reaching back down to turn the page, you set your book down and reach out and gently grab his hand.

He blinks, shocked, and looks over at you curiously as you gently press your palm to his. His cheeks flush a little.

His hands are only a little bigger than yours. They're still a little bigger than Mammon's though.

"MC? What are you doing?"

"Comparing our hand sizes."

He looks down at the two of your hands. 

"I see. It seems my hands are a bit bigger than yours, huh?"

You nod a little, smiling at him.

Then he glances at his book before looking back at you.

"Now… I can't exactly turn the pages with one hand, can I?"

You laugh and reach over with your other hand, turning the page of his book yourself.

He chuckles a little and thanks you as he curls his fingers around yours.

Asmodeus

You're both sitting on his bed while he's looking at his reflection in a mirror, applying makeup.

He's going to do yours next, so you're scrolling through pictures on his D.D.D. as you try to decide what look you want.

When you finally find a look that you like, you click the image and set the D.D.D. down to wait for Asmo to finish his own makeup. While you wait, you look up and watch him apply his makeup, carefully applying the pink lipstick.

When he's finished, he caps the lipstick and sets it down on the bed beside him while admiring his work.

Then, just as he's bringing his hand back up to the mirror, you grab his hand, careful not to touch his freshly painted nails.

He looks over at you quizzically at first, then he smiles at you.

"Aw, do you want my attention~? Don't worry, I'll get to you in a moment, darling."

Without responding, you press your palm to his, lining up your fingers.

Asmo has pretty small hands, being about the same size as yours, maybe even a little smaller.

He looks a little confused as he watches you study your hands.

"What are you doing, dear?"

"Comparing our hands' sizes. You have small hands."

He laughs at that.

"Oh, you are just so cute!"

He takes his hand from yours and gently taps your nose with his index finger.

"Come now, show me what you have picked out there."

He picks up his D.D.D. and looks at the image you have up.

"Ooh! Good choice! Now come here, love."

And with that, he starts working on your makeup.

Beelzebub

You're sitting in his lap on his bed. He has his chin resting on top of your head as he munches on one of the many bags of chips you two had bought earlier. You're looking at recipes online, trying to figure out what to make for breakfast tomorrow since it'll be your turn to cook.

Soon, Beel has finished his current bag of chips and he sets the empty bag aside. You glance at his hand as he reaches out to grab another bag.

You smile a little and set down the D.D.D and gently take his hand, laughing inwardly at the feeling of his greasy fingers.

He's a little shocked by this action.

"Huh? MC, what is it?"

You gently press your palm against his.

"Comparing our hand sizes."

Oh boy, does this boy have some big hands.

Very large hands.

Definitely bigger than yours. By quite a bit, actually.

You giggle a little as he moves his head down to rest on your shoulder to get a better look at your guys' hands.

"Your hands are so big, Beel."

He laughs, and you can feel the sound in his chest, vibrating you a little bit.

Then he closes his hand around yours.

"Well, yours are pretty small. At least compared to mine. I like that. It's easier to hold them."

Then, he cups your cheek and gently kisses your lips before taking his hand away from yours and finally grabbing that next bag of chips.

Belphegor

You and Belphie are sitting on your bed together. He's sitting beside you with his arms wrapped around your middle and his face nuzzled into the crook of your neck, half asleep. Meanwhile, you're in the middle of sewing up a hole in his pillow that he'd somehow managed to tear. Not surprising, seeing as he carries it everywhere. And, of course, it was Mammon's fault, even though you have a sneaking suspicion that it was everyone's fault. So now you're his new pillow until it's fixed. You have no choice. Deal with it.

After a while, you have to set down the needle and thread and stretch your cramping fingers. Sewing is painful-

He notices your pause and lifts his head, looking at you. 

"Is it done yet?"

"Not quite. I still have a little ways to go. But I need a little break. My hands are starting to cramp."

He then grabbed the pillow and peered at the mostly sewn tear.

"Huh. You weren't lying when you said you could sew. That's actually pretty good."

You laugh a little as you watch him start to pull his hand away. Without thinking, you gently grab his hand.

He blinks and looks at you as you press your palm to his.

His hands are a decent size. Not big, but decently bigger than yours.

"MC… you're being weird again."

"No, I'm not. I'm comparing our hand sizes."

He looks back down at your hands.

"Hehehehe, mine are bigger. You have small hands. Baby hands."

Baby Hands is your nickname now.

You have no choice.

He will now call you Baby Hands any chance he gets, just to see how frustrated you get with him.

He is pure evil. A gremlin man. Stinky bastard man.

Diavolo

You're sitting in his lap as he works. You're drinking tea made by Barbatos.

You watch as he writes papers and signs forms while sipping your tea.

Soon he's finished a full stack of the papers. He leans back with a sigh, wrapping his arms around you.

"I think it's about time I could take a break now. I made quite a bit of progress."

You lean your head back so you can look up at him, smiling. Big man

He grins right back at you.

Then you look down at his hands placed gently on your belly. One of his thumbs is moving, gently rubbing your belly.

You softly grab one of his hands. He's a little surprised, but he's more curious and leans down to watch what you do.

You gently press your palm to him. He tilts his head like a confused puppy, trying to understand what, exactly, you're doing.

BIG HANDS. BIG HANDS BIG HANDS BIG HANDS.

This man's hands. Are Fuckign. Enormous.

He has such big hands. The biggest. Bigger than Beel's.

They fucking engulf yours.

Big hands for a big man ig

"Is this some kind of human world tradition?"

He asks that question so earnestly I can't-

You laugh.

"No, no. I'm just comparing our hand sizes. Yours are huge."

This time it's his turn to laugh.

"Yes, I suppose they are."

He then brings your hand up to his lips and kisses the back of it.

Barbatos

You're sitting beside him while he folds laundry that just came out of the dryer. You're sipping some milk tea that he'd made you.

You're watching him as he works. Every fold was so meticulous and pristine. It's almost mesmerizing.

As you watch, he pauses briefly to let out a breath before immediately reaching to grab another article of clothing.

Before he can though, you gently take his hand.

He looks at you, not really surprised, as he likely saw this coming.

He watches quietly as you gently press your palm to his.

His hands are bigger than yours but they're not particularly large.

He smiles softly as he watches you.

"Are you enjoying yourself?"

You look at him and smile a little.

"Yeah, I suppose so."

"I'm glad. I really do like seeing you enjoying yourself."

You look back down at your hands. 

"I was comparing our hand sizes! Yours are bigger than mine."

"I can see that."

He takes his other hand and places it on top of yours, smiling softly. He rubs the back of your hand with his thumb.

"Now, I must get back to work. I have many more things I must get to."

He kisses the back of your hand swiftly before returning to his laundry folding.

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Don't worry, guys, I'm still adding Simeon and Solomon, I just... Couldn't fit them in this post. I'll be adding them in a reblog

3660 notes • Posted 2021-05-13 23:11:25 GMT

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