#i gotta go to bed frfr

[smiggles]

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[matrixwhore]

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[jesuistrestriste]

Art Donaldson with literal loser reader? This is for the netizens of the world who don’t do anything but homely activities. Like for the depraved girls/nbs/boys whoever frfr like? Reader who’s obsessed w him, met him through a friend or sm??

art knows you don’t get out much.

he knows you’d prefer to stay inside and obsessively scroll twitter or tumblr or play video games as opposed to accompanying him to a party on campus.

by now, he knows all of your little habits that you’ve developed through your early youth and have grown to enjoy more than anything. he accepts them, because he accepts you.

but he also can’t deny that he’d love to take you out more than you usually let him.

he wants to take you out to a club and grab your hips and rut into your backside while you two drunkenly dance. and he wants to show you off to his friends when they all go out to the bar.

so when he fucks you.. he sometimes lets this stuff slip.

he’s pushing you down into the bedding and moaning into your neck, little gasps punctuating each roll of his hips against yours as he fills you with every single girthy inch of him. he reaches down for one of your hands and directs it to the back of his blonde locks, silently pleading with you to tug on them the way he likes.

“fuh-fuck,” he groans, his eyes rolling back as he gets close, “nobody even knows we’re dating… you— mngh—! you gotta come out with me this weekend… ohh god..”

and you pull on his hair and wrap your legs around him; your insides too stirred up to form a response. you feel him pummeling the deepest parts of your walls with an intensity that only washes in when he’s aching for something.

“… but.. ungh, fuck fuck fuck, i.. i think you like it, don’t you? staying in when im out… letting me come back to you at the end of the night and stuff my dick into this pretty hole of yours… letting me use you… AH— baby—! fuckkk, i’m gonna come inside you— i’m gonna come inside you, ’m gonna fucking— ohh god, please—“

and then he’s pulling himself out and slamming back in once, twice, three times before he lets out an anguished moan and spills warmly into your body; coating your parts in a thick, sticky, milky dose of desperation and longing as he pulls your back up into an arch while you yelp under him. he presses his stomach to yours as he rides out his high.

he so desperately wants you to quit the internet so that he can take you out properly and show you all of the ways he can make you happy.

he knows you liked him first—he was told that you’d had a huge crush on him—but none of it really mattered now. he’s obsessed with you too, so..

why won’t you let him show the world?

[hp-hcs]

Can maybe request some slytherin boys with gay awakeing trope? Maybe headcanons or shorts

gay awakening headcanons — mlm! slytherin boys x male! reader

hella short cause of some ✨personal stuff✨ going on, but i just wanted to get something out 🤷‍♂️

me? blame my shitty writing skills on my current health problems? what no never

❕not proofread❕

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mattheo

immediately has a mental breakdown

identity crisis anyone?

i feel like he would have that panicky gay moment where he realizes that his friend is actually his More Than Friend, ykwim?

like, you just do something innocuous like sling your arm over his shoulders while walking to class and babyboy just FREEZES

the second that happens, he immediately drops out of your life while he freaks out gets his shit together

like, homeboy just deadass vanishes

doesn’t show up to any of his classes

doesn't show up to quidditch practice (draco threatens to kill him for that, cousin or not)

meanwhile you’re just there like 🧍 “what did i do?”

because my lil darlin mattheo cannot healthily express any emotion ever, he would “solve” his problem by just like, purposefully running into you in the halls and kissing your cheek, then just full-on 🏃💨 SPRINTING 🏃💨 away without a word

theo

also has an identity crisis, he’s just better at hiding it

gotta save face, amirite?

but anyways-

you weren’t even doing anything out of the ordinary, you were just hanging out with him in his room and ended up lighting his cigarette for him

that’s it. homeboy is already whipped for ya.

like, straight up simp.

i feel like theo’s a “i’m definitely going to have a panic attack over this at two in the morning, but for now i’m just going to not think and enjoy 😌💅” kind of mentality

just flat out says it

“you know, you look really hot today.”

y/n: 😳😏………..💏💋😘

draco

have you ever had a friend that was so clearly Not Straight but they just kept denying it for years before finally coming out?

well that’s draco <3

you were at a party and agreed to join some kind of kissing game

like, spin the bottle, seven minutes in heaven, post office…

(does anybody actually still play post office?)

and obviously, you both end up having to kiss each other duh

homeboy is not doing well

but not in a “what?? i don’t know what’s going on!!” kind of way

in a “ah shit my friends were right every time they called me gay, fuck” kind of way <3

immediately start dating after the party and everyone’s like 🤨👀

blaise

i feel like blaise already knew/suspected, but just didn’t have the vocabulary to describe his sexuality, ykwim?

i’m getting pansexual vibes frfr

could not give less of a fuck

is just like “shit alright, d'you wanna make out then?”

i mean……..it’s not like you’re gonna say no

this man. tHIS MAN. he’d be such a gentleman omfg

also i’m not gonna say sugar daddy but sugar daddy

would absolutely buy you anything you even looked at. you looked at a ten thousand galleon wristwatch in a luxury store? it’ll be on your bed waiting for you by the time you get home

if anyone was homophobic or wtv, he wouldn’t beat them up per se, but he would do something unnecessarily extra, like wear a dress and makeup just to be like “wdym? we’re a straight couple, obviously”

(he would tell his friends about the homophobe though, and they wouldn’t be quite as composed and respectful as him 👊😠🩸😵😵‍💫)

enzo

this man seriously does not care

like, he’s just like “oh i’m queer? hahah that’s crazy”

this man has no qualms about asking you out in the middle of class in front of everyone

like, in the middle of potions or smth he’d just be like “y/n, wanna go get dinner sometime?”

and you’re like “…aren’t you straight?” 🧍

enzo: “who knows? not me! does saturday at eight work?”

he’s so silly goofy i just love him sm

this boy would be a hella fine kisser, i just know it

WOULD ASK YOU TO THE YULE BALL 🕺🕺

AND WOULD GET YOU GUYS MATCHING BOUTONNIÈRES 💐

regulus

“ah shit i owe the boys twenty galleons, fuck”

resigned, more than anything

he can’t even come out, either cause like, what would that even be?

“guys, i have to tell you something……i’m gay”

“yep. what do you have to tell us??”

you asked him out cause you thought he was gay

and he was just like 😳🤨🤷‍♂️🙂👍

you guys went to fortescue’s!!! 🍦🍨🍧

(he’s def a mint chocolate chip kind of guy i’m just saying)

y’all end up being like, the it couple at hogwarts i don’t make the rules

[berlinswifey]

Caught up on Twitch - Agent 00

Warning - Smut, cussing… that’s mostly it

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I was relaxing on Agent’s bean bag as he was screaming at his chat for the 100th time that night, probably about his big ass forehead.

“Chat y’all STAY dick riding bro!” He said as he got up to get a bottle of water for himself.

Getting up, I sat down in his chair and started talking to the chat cause I was lowkey bored.

“Hey guys! I’m bored, give me something to do,” I exclaimed reading the chat messages.

Eezybakeoven: TRUTH OR DARE!!!!!!!!

AgentsMaker: My wife frfr guys…

Bigjustbust: Hiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!

Agentgurl_00: Truth or dare

“Din, wanna do truth or dare?” I said turning around but he was already pressed up behind me. Like nigga moveeeeee. “Bro what are you doing, back up.”

“Girl who is you talking to, you’re in MY chair, talking to MY stream. Get up.” He tilted the chair to push me out of it.

I kissed my teeth and stood up and sat on the other chair while glaring at Agent who just sat down with a big ass smile on his face like everything is sweet.

“Anyways chat, I came up with a great idea. We should play truth or dare,” This nigga,“Totally an original idea, so let’s do it guys, I’m gonna turn on text-to-speech, yall don’t be weird.”

[YoMamaHouse Donated 1 Dollar:

I dare one of you to tell us something nobody knows!!!]

“You wanna do or should I, Din?”

“You can go right ahead.”

“Okay, so I am in love with one of my closest friends. Next person!” I smiled and continued on while I could feel his eyes burning into my skin as I looked everywhere but at him.

[Nutonmyface6969 Donated 1 Dollar: Make out with any food in the fridge for a minute]

“I got this one,” he got up and went to the fridge and grabbed an apple.

He took the apple and and stared at it for a good few seconds before starting, he was giving it light pecks before he started to tongue down the apple, licking it sensual while keeping eye contact, to say this was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen was an understatement. I was getting turned from just watching a man make out with a fruit. I know how Daphne felt in Bridgerton now.

“And time, good job lover boy. Y’all gonna get married now?” I giggled before turning away from the camera to gather myself cause girlllllll.

“Chat, we’ll be back in a few minutes. I gotta go handle something.” He paused the stream and turned me around and pulled me to him.

“Bro what are you doing! We were in the middle of something!” I kept on rambling until I was cut off by a pair of lips. I was shocked for a minute before I kissed back and deepened the kiss. He grabbed my waist and pulled me on top of his lap.

“Wait baby, let’s go to your bed first.” He nodded, looking dazed and picked me up, practically running to his room and threw me on the bed.

He leaned down on top of me and kissed my jaw down to my neck while my hands were pinned up over my head with his left hand, preventing me from touching him. His tongue swirled around my neck as I squirmed and moaned.

“Let me touch you baby, I wanna feel you,” I moaned while tugging my hands.

He gazed at me through his hooded eyes and let go of my hands. They immediately grasped his hair and he let out a strained sigh and proceeded to pull my shorts off my body.

“No underwear on? You were ready for this, weren’t you?” He said as he flipped me over on my knees and started to finger me. I moved against his hand while letting out soft moans. “Fuck, that’s my girl. Let me get a taste baby, let me taste you.”

I moaned as he started to eat me out from behind, I struggled to stay up on my arms and let my chest collapse onto the bed and started breathing heavily. He landed a hard smack to my ass as he spread my folds and stuck his tongue inside of me. He’s not the first person I’ve been with but he is the best.

He found my clit, flicking it with his tounge before he shove two fingers in me, “You’re dripping baby.” I wanted to say something but everything just came out as a whine or a moan. His hands spread my ass, his thumb finding its way to my hole before he slipped it in.

I let out a scream and he used his other hand to rub my back as he tried to soothe me. I was so close from the immense pleasure from him eating me and fingering my ass as well. I started moaning louder as I was nearing my release and he could feel it too, he pulled his thumb out of my ass and started to rub my clit vigorously until I started squirting all over the bed and his face.

“Let it out girl, let it all out,” he said as he continued to rub my clit, helping me ride out my orgasm. He flipped me over and kissed me as I tasted myself on his tongue.

“You ready babe?” He asked lining himself up—, wait when did he take his pants off?????

Oh well, who cares?

I nodded and then felt him sheathed himself inside of me in a single stroke.

My eyes rolled back in pure ecstasy. I whimpered as he started off slowly, letting me adjust to his size.

“Yes!” I choked out. Using his right hand to spread my leg out more to allow him to go deeper. I could barely catch my breath as he started to go faster, the head board rocking against the wall. Pinned down by both his cock and his hand on my leg . A line of sensations hit me, each more pleasurable than the last.

I looked up at him, admiring his features as he focused on pleasing me. The sweat that rolled off his forehead already, the way his eyebrows scrunched up and the stare he kept onto my face as he started to thrust faster and harder.

“Fuck, baby,” he moaned,“you’re taking me so well baby. You finna cum baby?” I nodded, “Yeah?” I nodded again, “Yeah?” I moaned out a loud yes as he started chuckling.

“Cum with me baby.”

I started to unravel onto him and I could’ve sworn I saw stars bro. His thrusts started to get sloppy as he came inside of me with a heavy sigh.

“Din?”

“Yeah?”

“I love you.”

“I know.”

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AND THIS IS IT GUYS

it’s not the best cause I did do this last minute so I didn’t proofread it. So there may be some errors.

But tell me how you guys liked it!!!!

💜💜💜

[rzyraffek]

You did a request on fainting in front of Brahms, so how would the Sinclair Brothers react to reader fainting? Thank you! Y’all have a good one! :3

Yay! My writing spirit came back! So now imma spam you all with fanfics!! I also wrote a bit more that JUST Sinclair bros

They/them, sfw, Request Open

Slashers with s/o that faints

Bo sinclair

Will immediately pick them up, check for any damage.

Will be stressed af, and get so protective i swear

Will overthink it, he kinda has anger issues so he might think he did something that casued it??? Idk

When s/o wakes up he gonna be so realived. They really gave him a scare

Will ask if anyone hurt them? Or is it like normal for them

Overall 7/10 probably died 5times while waiting for you to wake up

Vincent Sinclair

Tralala vibing with my love lala HU- WHY ARE THRT ON FLOOR??? UHH BO? BO! S/O IS IN FLOOR

Will knee and check breathing and heart beat. Of thank god at least they are alive

With bo's help carried them to bed room and he didnt leave their side! Holding their hand whole time

When they wake up he gonna shower them with kisses and hugs!!! Yay so you are alive!!! Yay!!

Will lay in bed with them, moving his legs in air while s/o turns into Wiki page and tells him all sympptoms, what to do ect

Overall 8/10 live laugh love Vincent

Lester Sinclair

S/o got to tell this man about their 'fainting problem' before it happends

Bcs this dude might cry, or have mental break down

Especially if it happend when yall where in Forest, AWAY FROM ANYONE THAT COULD HELP OR COMFORT

S/o probavly gonna wake up in middle of car ride home and this guy will be so relived

Guy will acually take notes of stuff he needs to know about their fainting problem, so in case he panics next time he has everything written down

Overall 9/10 boy is doing his best

Jason Voorhees

P.A.N.I.C

Immediately picks them up, so so worried, will check their heartbeat by putting his ear on their chest

Lays them down on the most comfy bed he could find in this god forsaken camp

Sits down next to it (probably in chair or if there's non he will just sit on ground)

When they wake up he will be so so happy but also so so puzzled? Did you ate something bad? Were you too hot? Too tired? Too worried? What happened! Tell him

You gotta to tell him step by step how to react, how to notice that s/o will faint and what to do afterwards

Man will be on full alert after every time they pass out. Like this guy will lay them gently down, put water bottle right next to them so it's close and litteraly stab anyone in 100meter radius (boi gets protective)

Overall 8/10 good care taker

Myers Micheal

... okay? So your sleeping now??? Weird

Nah but fr he was in ASYLUM for FEW years, he probably saw plenty of people who pass out, due to stress, emotions, self destructive stuff ect ect

So he knows what to do and how to do. But he simply doesn't want to lol

Hes sure that you will be fine. He will just make sure that you didht break anything or that you are laying in position that makes you able to breath of course

S/o gonna wake up with muscle pain and headache :(

Gonna tell micheal that. No babe you arent edgy, you are just an asshole

Next time he gonna sigh loudly and put s/o back to bed. Only because they gonna be mad at him afterwards.. its not that he cares! Pfff micheal? He totally doesn't care pfff

Overall 4/10 will judge the position you passed out in

Billy lenz

Will sit on their chest, litteraly he gonna choke them frfr. But he didnt mean to so it doesnt count!

Will talk to them while they are passed out

Will drag them to couch because no way in hell hes going to drag them all way upstairs

Will get bored and lonley >:(

When s/o wakes up they have to explain to him that, no s/o wasn't sleeping, they were timed out of life

Gonna bring them glas of water

Gonna look at them with his goblin eyes,and be like 'sooo can we play uno now?' 'Honey I see everything doubled now 'okay... so can we play uno now'

Next time they pass out he is gonna put them in so many blankets they turn into burrito (not only in looks but also its probably extremely hot)

Overall 6/10 would rather play uno

Asa emory

"Ooh honey..." picks them up✅, carries to bed✅, puts in right position✅, grabs water and mess from kitchen✅

He is so ✅✅✅

Will ask them about how they feel, do they need to puke? Maybe stronger meds? Are you cold? Or maybe too hot?

But he isn't very 'in your face' with all those questions, he asks them just like doctor would, with absolute no emotion or huge facial reactions. He knows it might be stressful or overwhelming

Will give space if needed

He also made sure to reread books and articles about people who pass out randomly to make sure to read theirs body language

Dont worry little butterfly you can rest now

Overall 10/10 but made you watch his beatle collections while you couldn't leave bed

[strawberry-spectre]

Spelltine newlyweds hcsss :DD

sticky notes around the house with 'I love you's and reminders written on it

first time furniture shopping together

waking up together vs waking up together BUT LEGALLY MARRIED

doing all the things they did when they were dating but it's so much more special now bc THEY'RE MARRIED

spending much more time together is so FOKNWDVOJGDB

looking at their wedding ring at random times then smiling bc 'hell yeah he's mine now >:D'

Valentine never, NEVER, gets tired of saying 'oh me and MY HUSBAND, adopted a cat together', 'yeah it was so sweet bc MY HUSBAND', 'isn't MY HUSBA-'

Spelldon uses his left hand for so many things now so he can flaunt his ring whenever

having their first fight as a married couple and resolving it through honest and clear communication is so important to me

the house is never quiet because once Valentine finished yapping Spelldon starts

Spelltine reminising about their high school years and dreaming about the future under the moonlight, on their balcony with a bottle of wine

Spelldon's entire immediate and extended family doting over Valentine bc they know for sure he ain't never leaving now

mini fights that's more bantering over the little things

Valentine will always come home with flowers or little gifts for Spelldon bc he just loves spoiling him

When home is both a place and a person <33

Spelldon couldn't even keep his desk clean when he was single, now? He's making sure nothing's out of place bc he wants to make sure his HUSBAND has a clean home to come back to bc everyone knows cleaning for someone else >>> cleaning for yourself

Valentine cooking dinner with music playing while Spelldon sets the table thinking 'yeah, I could get used to this <3'

I think it'll be so funny if pre-marriage Valentine couldn't cook at all and he told Spelldon 'I can't cook so pls don't expect that of me' and Spelldon going 'yeah lol I can cook' then married Valentine is cooking every day not bc Spell wouldn't, but because he wants to cook for his HUSBAND, make delicious food for his HUSBAND, seeing his HUSBAND smile from eating HIS food that HE MADE FOR HIM-

^ Spelldon lowkey being worried like 'Hey Val... you don't have to do this if you don't want to-' 'I want to, I really want to'

they could deal with each other's little bad habits when they were dating but married??? having to deal with it everyday???? they had some conversations

they never take on overtime at work be 'nope I gotta see my husband see ya tmr'

kissing every 5 mins bc they just can't get enough of each other

other couples doomscroll on their own phones in bed but Spelltine??? they doomscroll together on one phone while cuddling

#bettertogether frfr

this is getting too long now lol

[seokjinsonlyone]

if one of the members hit u up on social media somehow n y’all get serious, would u drop everything and move to korea to be with them?

without a moment of hesitation as soon as they say "do u want -" i'm already 6 hours into the plane ride like for any member the answer is yes i'm madly in love wit da whole crew but now i wanna play this scenario out

also i'm doing this under the assumption that this is post enlistment like i'm not moving to korea just for my man to be gone for 2 years 😭 like i'd wait for them no DOUBT but i'll wait in america with my family in the comfort of my own home 😌

okay so for jk i'd move but we could NOT live together like we got to learn to love each other in person bc lemme tell u he'd piss me off and i'd annoy him so bad if we lived together off the jump like i have a morning job so being up at 1-5 in the morning singing and cooking and is not the move and then look i'm a fan of ambience i am but a bad bith got depression i got to have the lights on or else i'd never do anything skskksdk so since i'd be living alone i'd def need to have a job so idk what energy i'd have left for him LOL like it'd require a lot of adjustments on both our parts bc we is both weird and oddly particular all in all either he'd have to love me a whole lot to make us work or i think the sex would keep us together for a good 3-4 months before he realizes it's not worth it but i would stay in korea for at least a year like i could nOt show my face back in america any sooner than that. (side note: i think if i let him provide for me we'd be super compatible tbh but then we'd be more like besties instead of bf gf) approximate success rate: 46%

oh lawd wit tae i'd have to battle with the dog like i think we could live together but me and tannie would be mortal enemies he’d be my sworn nemesis like straight up dr doofenshmirtz and perry the platypus the way we’d be at each other’s throats bc all he gotta do is turn his neck backwards and hit me wit dat judgmental glare one time and i’m ready to square up but tae seems like the type fall in love very hard so if he’s asking me to move to korea for him he’s willing to make it work and frfr all i gotta do is take yeontan out on a walk one good time he gon get tired bout halfway through and then look for me to hold him and that'll settle most of our differences we may not be best friends but we'll have come to an understanding then all that's left to do is work on tae like get him to get the dog off his mouth off the table and out the kitchen and it's smooth sailing fr i feel like he'd alternate between being super clingy and kinda distant which would be a little frustrating a little irritating but we could cope like if we could just get through that adjustment period it'd be fine. approximate success rate: 72%

if i was with joonie i think the most source of contention would be over decoration like y'all know me and u know them ugly little couch pillows would have to be the first thing to go LOL but after that like okay i wouldn't try to take over but i would just need a space for me that feels like my own that i belong there not just be amongst one of his hyperfixations y'know? like he just has so much art in his place we would need to edit it down so i wouldn't feel like i'm constantly living in an exhibition paint the walls get some more plants bring some life into the place but other than that i think me and joonie would get along really well like we would probably nag at each other about little habits that irritate us but i can't foresee anything being too serious approximate success rate: 84%

hobi's another one i feel like i couldn't live with immediately LOL like i would 100% irk his nerves jfslsls he'd be nagging me to put my clothes in the hamper, put them away, stop leaving stuff around, etc. bc like i'm soooo good at keeping common areas clean not a problem but my room? i'm just always in such a mad dash to get to the bed that i just be leaving stuff anywhere be rushing like my bed gon get up and run away if i'm not in it within 30 seconds of entering the room so it do be junky and also i'm a go with the flow person and imma be ready to take a nap and hobi gonna pop up with some furniture polish and a swiffer talking about it's dusting day and imma lose it like we just need some time before we take that step sklfksd but other than that our relationship would be perfect?? like he's end game for sure we would eventually move in together and live happily after approximate success rate: 87%

my precious baby seokjin lawd i love and miss him so much need him expeditiously oh god missing seokjin hours just hit bc i'm thinking about how perfect he would be for me 😭 like moving in general is a lot but moving to a whole nother country is something else entirely and i think he'd just be so kind and thoughtful about the whole thing like i feel like he'd already have me a room in his place cleared out??? and would just give me a whole lot of space to just exist like helping me unpack and decorate however i like however long it takes not crowding around me when i'm overwhelmed letting me invade his space when i'm feeling clingy cooking me meals like he just seems like he'd try his very very best to make sure i'm comfortable and having fun the entire time like i'm sorry this is just my man and we're meant to be <333 approximate success rate: 95%

jimin is so caring and so sweet and i love that about him but that might be the thing that drive me up the wall like his care might just be a little overbearing for me and like i’d be his girl he tryna make sure i’m straight but if i say i’m good i’m good even if i’m not like imma need a minute and he not gonna wanna give it to me gonna wanna talk about everything all the time but imma need time to process everything before talking about anything and he might not get that at first so there would be some tension but after we’re able to align my introversion with his extroversion everything would be great and i think he’d accept my mess and i’d accept his and then we would get tired of being messy and push each other to be better i also can see a lot of cuddling and watching youtube on tv approximate success rate: 78%

finally there’s yoongi my twin flame <333 with him we'd probably already have a discussion about living together simply bc it's more convenient and economical to do so but the relationship...... it's like we might as well have not met online LOL like it'll be soooo awkward at first like it's gon take 3-4 weeks to really warm up to each other in person like he'll cook me breakfast and then when i sit down to eat with him he just not gonna look me in the eyes and i'll just be trying my best to be quiet and out of the way trying not to be seen or heard so he won't throw me away and then literally just one day it'll click we'll be like what are we doing and why and then all of a sudden we kissing cuddling he's taking me to his studio arm wrapped around my waist like we gonna go from being acquaintances to having old married couple vibes overnight and honestly i'm here for that comfort and familiarity the only thing i can see being a problem is that ion like to initiate conflict like if u start it imma finish but i ain't throwing the first punch but he seems to be more mature than me in that aspect so as long as he helps me to keep a line of communication open i can't see a reason why we would ever break up approximate success rate: 93%

sorry for using ur question as a catalyst for my delusion

[weaselishmcdiesel]

I will join u in grumbaphango town weasel tell me more 👀

Congrats- you made me ramble so much I’m putting it under a cut :)

Oh mae you’ve gotta listen to me listen—do you know how much love just one mumbo can hold in him? All these boys, grian zed tango, they do this crazy amazing shit but each of them are so passionate (mumbo does too but for the purposes just imagine mumbo ok listen) imagine literally any of them approaching mumbo to say hello for the day, not a single one could do it without pranking him along the way, something simple like tapping his shoulder on the wrong side, and then how prideful mumbo is to hear about the latest thing grian built, the latest game tango invented (seriously how does he come up with these games), the newest, mind boggling Minecraft defying contraption zedaph invented—it would make mumbo the proudest man on the server. He has these fantastic boyfriends that are all doing such incredible amazing things. I personally believe a mumbo needs to be in such an enriching enclosure. Because who better to compliment your work than Mumbo K Jumbo, who can become awestruck at the simplest things but never fails to give the most sincere compliments and feedback. It’s enough to motivate more builds and games and machines for millions of years frfr

And I’m not stopping there. I have too much boy on the brain. Grian? The fuckin? Crazy one? With zedaph and tango? The other crazy but in different flavors ones? The way grian would instantly go to one of them after a successful prank to hear their explosions of laughter or praise, or enlist one of them to help construct something specifically needing their expertise. Of course I draw grian uh. Brunette but yknow everyone calls him blond SO YOU CAN IMAGINE EVERYONE- MUMBO EVEN- teasing them for being the blond menaces. If they’re around there’s schemes sure to follow not far behind. Each one only amplifies the other- tango has that infinitely supportive energy, zedaph with infinite ideas and confidence, grian. Is. Well. He’s grian of course. He’s eager to get on literally any plan with even a modicum of prank involved. Does this leave mumbo most often dodging their attacks left and right every day? Yes but don’t worry about that

AND IF YOU CAN STOMACH JUST A BIT MORE FLUFF I IMPORE YOU to imagine. Just. All four of them. Crawling into bed, grians there first bc he’s a brat, zedaph close behind bc I think he’d specifically demand grians cuddles bc. Sweater on sweater violence etc etc. then there tango bc with his long arms I’m sure he tries to hug em both at once, probably can’t really do it but by golly the spirit is there. Where’s mumbo you ask? Well the fuckers always working late at night. He woulda probably been first in bed if he were in the house at all. But he comes in late, he assumes after they’ve all fallen asleep—they know he wouldn’t be back soon. But he loves to see them, tumbled around the bed with the sheets messy, so he can tuck them all in. When I say the amount of love this man can hold. Hell tuck them up all nice long before he even gets ready for bed himself. I doubt he’s a very quiet man so amidst all the noise from fumbling around opening the closet for his pjs and turning on the sink to brush his teeth, the other three wake up, silently deciding to stay put as they are. Only so when mumbo walks back, ready to climb in next to whoever’s on his side of the bed, they all lunge and nearly give the poor hairball that is mumbo jumbo a heartattack. pulling him in under the covers unknowing of how much work he put into tucking the sheets around them. But don’t worry. They are all sleep :)

[caspianenjoyer]

A dump of random jrwi garbles

Thinogn of ashe getting picked up all the time when gettugn hugged and jusr giggling like crazy as Dakota or the other two swing her around softly and just ashe petting thier heads and smiling as they melt into her hands and just them fr having movie nights watching movies and just ashe getting laid on top of bc wiwi is cold, Dakota likes the pressure of cuddling, and Vincent likes being on top to 'protect' his lovers even if its for movies. Living in a place depending on survival changes a man frfr, and just ashe petting Vincent's head as his ears are twitching to hear everything at once and just ashe telling Vincent to ease up a bit, that's there's no danger, and Vincent over time trusting her words and melting more into the cuddling

Thimking now of just during that 10 month period vyn and willam just in that broken down warehouse they call home and just willam always being so cold bc of the poor insulation for the house and just vyn sleeping with will to try and warm him up but there beign days nothing can warm up will not even a warm bath and jsut will is just so stiff and cold and on those days he doesn't eat bc he just doesn't have the energy to even think of eating so vyn just trys to distract will with letting will sit in his lap cocoon in many blankets and rock him and talk of stories he remembers in fauna and just will blushing and how close vyn is being and how gentle and caring he's being for will and jsut will at points tearing up bc this is what true love felt for him and feeling vyn wipe tears away jsut makes him melt more and just for most of the night he's always on vyn and slept getting spooned by Vin and his face is in vyns chest so will can smell his clean clothes and hear his heart beat as vyn kola hugs will waiting for will to sleep beofre he can and just ueueeueu

MARK HUGGING ASHE AS SOON AS THE TRICKSTER IS GINE AND JUST BEING LIKE "I got you son. I got you" and his voice is close to tears and just hugging his son so close, and just him falling down to his knees bring ashe with him and ashe just being like "I'm sorry." And mark just burying ashes head into his shoulder neck and just rocking them qnd just being like "you don't gotta be sorry for anything. I gotta be sorry if anything". Mark holding ashe as ashes legs give out and ashe just gettugn fully held up by his dad and mark holding his baby close and and just mark crying but he's just more quite abojt ut and and jsut them sitting on the couch after a bit and it ends to ashe falling sleep on marks lap and just mark rubbing ashes head as the TV plays smtg random and mark doing that thign when ur kid falls asleep and you carry them to bed but ashe just clings to mark and cry more in his sleep haze anytime mark tries to go away and and it leads to mark sleeping in bed with a still crying tired and sleepy ashe who's so tired from the sobs but is still awake bc he jsut wants to be held longer from his dad. Ashe next morning Def hung around his dad like following him around in /he kitchen as mark cooks. Or watching a movie with mark or even gettugn food with mark and jsut ashe at random points squeezing marks hand and mark doing it back and jsut eueueuu

Both ashe and will on their time on the month and them /lh fighting over the heating pad till ashe just lays on will and thry stop fighting

We need airheaded stupid Vincent. I need him burning the house down bc he forgor to put water in a bowl for his Mac and cheeseWe need him touching a active wire and continuing to touch it bc it "felt funny"

Thinking hard on Vincent just resting and willam shyly coming up like fiddling with his hoodie and Vincent waking up bc he heard a noise in his sleep and just sees this poor boy who looks like they haven't slept for days and he's so tired and Vincent just let's will into his bed and big spoons him. Then a few minutes later Dakota comes in a Lil shaky and doesnt even ask anf just flops into bed with the other too and curls around Vincent. Then an hour later a tired and clearly walked here ashe coming in having a tide that's behind her leading to the room and Tide giving a small smile and ashe just gets in bed with the three and and just sleeps ontop of them and oddly Vincent slept harder in his life bc he feels so protected while sleeping than when he's alone

[samegal514]

I’m so happy yet sad and confused and angry and yet I’m writing this. I’m too tired to do anything else and too lazy to go to bed. I’m actually with my dog so it ain’t all bad but E won’t respond to my msg so I gotta wait a little bit.

Not really worried on how this is going to play out other then my anxiety is contracting that statement. I keep making these scenarios in my head and they are all so bad like Frfr I’m so cool.

I had a plan, to make me happier, spend more time with them, it worked for a while but now I’m just laughing. Not from happiness just laughing. Nothings funny, there’s no reason to laugh other then at how pathetic I am.

Things went my way and I’m crying? What is wrong with me, so im laughing

Im so fucked up I might take my life.

Everyone would want that though,

They want me gone

None of this would of happened if I just wasn’t here.

Im doubting everything

They promised it would get better

That this would end

But I just can’t help but laughing

The tears won’t fall anymore

It’s just laughter

It’s a smile, not a smirk

I’m not proud of what I’ve done

I’m a horrible person

But I can’t help but laugh at it

Not saying I’m the victim, I’m just laughing

I have a massive victim complex to the point where it’s funny and I should be laughed at

I should get used

And treated badly

And everything else bad

I deserve it all

But R wouldn’t like that

I have to stay for R

If I don’t R and D won’t make it

I’m stuck

In the mud

Not the game

I’m stuck in this thick mud and I can’t get out

It’s calming like a mud bath

And it feels familiar

There’s a feeling of home in the mud

But I need to get out

I need to be able to do other things

And if getting out of the mud

Getting away from it all

Is what I need to do to accomplish other things

Then I’m getting out of the mud

But it’s so welcoming

And there’s nothing wrong with staying in the mud a little longer?

Right?

It’s healthy right?

It makes me feel at home

So why should I leave?

I need to do things but I can’t if I’m in the mud

But I don’t think I could do the things I want to out of the mud, without the feeling the mud brings me.

Everything pains me

Except the mud

It keeps me grounded

And reminds me of who I am

And everyone says I need to leave the mud

But I can’t

It helps

The mud made me realise that I can take things slow

And stay in one place

But who am I if restrained to one place

To one thing

Who am I if I can’t get out of the mud

Who am I if I can’t do things because of some stupid mud

The mud restricts me to the world

But helps me

How can I do this?

Balancing the mud and everything else is tiring

So staying in the mud feels great

But the mud doesn’t want me here

It it healthy to cling on to something that doesn’t want me

The mud was so inviting

But suggesting to get out of the mud made it not like me

Now I’m forced to get out of the mud

My home

I love the mud, the way it makes me feel and who it made me become

But I need to

I need to let go of something that doesn’t want me

[jaycutty]

It's not even 9 AM and I've already popped a lens out of my aviators, locked my keys in my car, had to spend $40 on an uber, and bother my grandpa to spend his time/money to pick me up later 🙃 really hope this is good karma for the rest of the day.

[boku-no-imagine-acadamia]

How about a Stan Marsh x reader where Sparky goes missing again and Stan is worried sick but finally finds his dog with the reader, who Sparky is now attached to

sparky is my guy frfr I was so stoked to see this request lmaoo

stan x reader when sparky goes missing

it was Saturday, and Stan had rolled out of bed at 10 am

he was barely conscious as he stumbled down the stairs and into the kitchen, where his family was huddled at the table

he cleared his throat, and the three Marsh's whipped their heads towards Stan

Sharon had a hand on Shelly's back, who's eyes were watery

Stan rubbed his eyes to clear the blur, and mumbled "what's goin' on"

Randy and Sharon looked at each other and sighed

Stan's father stood from his seat and crouched next to Stan in the doorway, and sighed "buddy... I-.... Sparky got out... again"

Stans eyes shot wide, and he jumped a little, "what do you mean he got out again?? we put in locks like... last week!"

Randy stood and walked towards one of the kitchen cabinets, where he pulled out a bag of... something as Sharon glared at him "yes well your father had a fun night at the bar and forgot to close the door behind him"

Randy scoffed and continued messing with the contents of his bag, "Sharon please, I'm allowed to have a good time every now and then"

Sharon stood and shoved her chair in "Not at the expense of our family Randy, you do this at least twice a week and im sick and tired of this, do you know how hard it is-" Stan was distracted by a knock on the front door.

he walked out of the kitchen and looked through the peep hole. Kyle. he opened the door and sighed "hey dude."

kyles smile dropped "woah dude, what's up"

closing the door behind him, Stan steps outside "sparky ran away... again."

Kyle quirked a brow "didnt you just put in locks??"

stan groaned "thats what I said"

Kyle put his hands on his hips "well then we gotta go find him, come on lets go”

And so stan and kyle searched all day, looking in backyards and trash cans and under benches, but they never found him

Kyle needed to go home for dinner, so stan was left searching on his own, but as the sun set, he gave up all home

He trudged through the neighborhood, holding back tears as he passed house after house

as he passed one in particular, he heard scratching at a window

He turned to one of the houses, and there was sparky, scratching away at a window

But it wasnt just any house

It was your house

Stan just about had a heart attack

After psyching himself up, he knocked on your door, and after a few seconds, you opened it

“Oh hi stan!” You opened the door wider to let him in, “took you long enough, i called your house this morning but no one picked up.”

Stan groaned “yeah, because we’ve been out looking for him all day. Why didnt you just bring him to the house?”

You laughed, grabbing a spare leash and attaching it to his collar “because,” you start leading him to the door, but once he reached the threshold, he sat, refusing to budge, “he doesnt wanna be brought. Marsh’s tend to like my house i guess”

Stan flushed, “haha yeah…” awkward silence settled for a moment “anyway we should probably get going, sorry he bothered you”

You smiled and put a hand on his back, rubbing it gently, “he can bother me anytime, he is my second favorite marsh after all.”

He stuttered out a goodbye and left, and as the door closed, he looked to Sparky “you are the worst wingman ever.”

[surfrocklee]

Rock Lee hot takes:

I think he really likes writing. Even if it’s just describing a place, or writing poetry, or even his own story, the kid has a knack for it and loves it.

I also think he can sing very well. The main way he gets caught is when he is cleaning up somewhere and someone hears him humming.

The most organized but also unorganized person. Like, he buys a calendar to keep track of shit, but he never uses it.

Deadly ticklish on his hips. Neji exploits this annoyingly often.

Sleeps with at least three pillows and four blankets. Mans just wants to be warm and comfy. 🥺

I have so many more, all you gotta do is ask. ❤️

oh i love these!!

i think you're right 1000%. he would be such a good writer. i feel like he would write the sappiest shit for his crush or SO, or even just his friends who he loves and appreciates. like heart-shattering stuff. i feel like hinata would also like writing poetry and would share her stuff with lee, she's too scared to share with anyone else and he would give her the kindest feedback and encouragement

i've never thought about this! i love the idea of him having this secret talent like someone hears the voice of an angel in the next room and they walk in and they're like

i see your "he buys a calendar and never uses it" and raise you "he buys a calendar and uses it to organize his training routine and sticks to it rigidly but somehow never knows what day it is"

rock lee ticklish just like me frfr. i think lee is the type of dude to start feeling ticklish just by thinking about it

yes i def agree. i think he definitely has a weighted blanket that soothes him :) and none of his bedding matches

go ahead and send more if you want i'd love to hear them!!

[safyresky]

Okay so, Shoes off the Bed Clause. I think this is my fave episode so far???? I just.

AND A MYSTERIOUS FIGURE??? I BET IT'S EITHER PAST SANTAS OR BERNARD. PROBABLY BOTH. AHH! I'll stick thoughts under cut bc spoilers.

ok so FIRST OF ALL, WHAT THE FUCK SIMON???????

I figured he'd go corporate (I GOTTA have a bingo by now) but WOW SEEING IT? AWFUL! IS THIS WAS FROSTMAS FELT LIKE? BECAUSE WOW. SIMON IS SOMEHOW WORSE THAN SANTA JACK, I SHIT YOU NOT. The Union comment? Him not caring about the concerns Betty or any of the elves had? Two elves EXPLODE IN FRONT OF HIM and he goes "this is fine and totally normal!" WHAT THE FUCK, SIMON! WHAT THE FUCK.

This man is my villain origin story, bout to go torch the north pole mySELF frfr. god DAMN.

Second of all, BEFANA!

I love that Betty went to see her, I LOVE that the jacket was there, also LOVE THAT BEFANA IS GOING TO CONTACT BERNARD 100% THAT'S THE HIM. CALLING IT NOW. And I think B-Man deserves a tolling bell as his calling card tbh, mans puts up with a LOT of shit.

AND HORSE GIRL SANDRA?

I like that we're seeing more of Sandra's abilities. Still feel like they're not being done in a decent way given everything else going down? We have 0 explanation about why she can speak to animoos and they don't seem to be delving into the why more which is upsetti spagetti here at SafyreSky Industries. The POTENTIAL! AH!

Buddy and Noel SHINE, of course

AND CAROL! CAROL IS OUT HERE GIRLBOSSING AND WE LOVE IT FOR HER

I am so happy she is right back in it, that's. I'm. Very good for her!! I'm NOT a fan of her being so like. SCORNED by the Mrs Claus thing? And that being a point she keeps bringing up? Like I see why, I get it, BUT STILL. And I am very much of the opinion that she could just. She could just fucking. She could be GIRLBOSSING withOUT the reason being "29 plus years as Mrs Claus has made her. Well. Like that". STILL REFUSE TO BELIEVE SHE DID NOT SEND HER KIDS TO SCHOOL OR SCHOOL THEM HERSELF BUT YOU KNOW, WHATEVER. GUESS I'LL DIE ON THIS HILL, TOO. (the previous hills being THERE SHOULD'VE BEEN TWO TIMMIES IN THE MAIN SQUARE IN TSC3 and JACK FROST THAWED AND ISN'T A VILLAIN ANYMORE)

ugh. anyway, I think Ana and I are about to start our rewatch? I'm sure more thoughts will come your way from SafyreSky Industries tonight because holy lordy smokies im. wOW

[seokjinsonlyone]

[open discussion]

topic on tonight’s table???? the tannies in their slut era!!!

like… what do you think they’d be like? why?? like bring the receipts!!! how do you think they’d pick people up? like okay you’re in a bar/club type situation and u see them before they see u what red flags they raising that you bout to ignore before they make you their next target? we can even dig deeper and discuss how are they bringing the “slut” to their everyday life? LETS TALK ABOUT IT!! as always i’ll go first

imma start the chat with hobi bc that’s my life partner nd i just know in his slut era he’d be an absolute menace

EXHIBITS A B AND C I DONT EVEN GOTTA SAY ANYTHING ELSE BUT I WILL like that hand pic will haunt me for the rest of my days like he’s FINE nd he know he fine these are the things that slut hobi would send u talm bout “pov” like he just wants to get u hot nd bothered

I FOUND THIS LOOKING FOR THEM OTHER PICS LIKE THE SHIRT COVERED IN CONDOMS HE DONT CARE BOUT YOUR WELL-BEING FRFR

but what makes him so deadly is that he’s SOOOO nice about it like he’s the type you see at da club and he’s just dancing vibing talking to everyone be and u already know he trouble when u see his jawline but it’s OVER when he come up to u and ask to buy you a drink and next thing you know you’re on the floor dancing with him and next thing you know you waking up in his bed 🤷‍♀️ he would 100% make you breakfast and coffee in the morning and send u off with a kiss and an exchange of numbers he’d even text you later

with this pic “i had fun 😘” and then when you respond with sumn like “me too” he’d leave you on read 🫠 A MENACE

i have SOOOO much more to say but this has gone on too long and i will now pass the mic 🎤 to y’all