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aegon vi x sansa
when you’re fucking the same guy and that guy is your mutual half brother.
anyways this exists in my mind as like “asoiaf but more overtly subtextually gay” where aegon/jon is show!visaemon levels of intense but jonsa still happens. those two are straight up secret married in front of a weirwood and bran officiating as a crow, then jon gets sent as an envoy to treat with the hot new claimant to the iron throne and immediately falls ass deep into another identity crisis surrounding wanting to bang his sibling. enter sansa, who does not like aegon’s weird incest vibes bc HIS are rancid, hers are fine bc it’s not incest anymore thanks very much, just absolutely managing to third wheel this burgeoning targaryen mutually assured destruction spiral through the power of passive aggressive messages alone. becoming fond of each other solely bc of their relationship with jon (see “what you did for her is the only reason i’m not killing you” but apply it to sansa/aegon snarking at each other over jon). this will never happen tho so it only exists in my mind!!!!
#arianne is also here and laughing at jon. and then aegon dies and jon & arianne trauma bond over him. listen.#i want my faces to smoosh and i want them crying and calling out someone else’s name when it happens!!!!#asks#snowspear#jonsa#sansa x aegon#do they have a ship name?#i got this last night but i fell asleep
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a cozy surprise ❤️
#alternatively: is there time for one more present?#my last pair of new underwear =3 this pack was on super sale so i got another last night !!! yay thongs !!!#my partner and i just made bitchin bbq pork fried rice it's so yummy#hunysckle#lesbian nsft#sapphic nsft#wlw nsft#fat femme#femme nsft#i meant to take n post something earlier but i fell asleep dhdjdjsjfk#cishet men dni
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+18, mdni
The fainting stinging sensation underneath your eyes from Simon rubbing the delicate skin raw, each tear caught in the pads of his thumbs as he wiped them away, his gruff voice seemingly eons away as static filled your ears.
Simon tangled your legs over his shoulders, your joints and muscles too taut to move them down on your own without your brute of a man manhandling you again, your limbs shaking where they were hooked while Simon let primitive instincts take over his body.
His hips rolled, bucked, pounded into you for who knows how long, his cock filling your cunt in a way you couldn't fathom, though your mind has run clear of all coherent thoughts and senses the moment Simon's mouth was on yours once he came home.
But it felt like the ground crumbled right beneath you when your legs shook and voice wavered for the umpteenth time, the reddening mark on Simon's shoulder growing deeper from where you planted your teeth, your orgasming growing again and again- Only from Simon to slow down and pull himself most of the way out, pussy convulsing in a painful ache with another ruined orgasm.
If you weren't already crying then you most definitely would now. Your hands clawed at his thighs and arms that boxed you inside of his frame, words having lost all sense, eyes pleading for something yet he coo'ed at you as if he could understand your desperation. Of course he did. He heard you before he ruined your makeup and hair, before he ruined your smart brain, before he sunk himself inside of you.
"We have to be safe, lovie." was what he said. That's what he always says. And you understand that well and good but even the "barest skin" of condoms never felt close enough. You just wanted to feel him, feel all of him, but he always insisted. It made sense in the beginning, when you two were just strangers between mutuals. But it's been months now and you feel starved of touch even as he's leaving you boneless and overstimulated underneath him. Yet despite how easily he pulls tremors and moans from you, the thin barrier separating the two of you leaves you stuck in an ouroboros teeter, on the edge of ecstasy and despair, your mind unable to pull logic and pleasure together.
A jolt of electricity spiked up your spine as your clit was bumped ever so gently, the Brit pulling out fully with wet, sloppy squelches as the stretched condom pulled itself off partway, tears falling fresh on your face from feeling so utterly empty.
Your hands wandered over the expanse of muscle and pudge to ground yourself, fingers digging into his skin as you mumbled pleads of your desperations, letting his lips press to your temple as you snaked a hand between your thighs. Seeking, searching, you feel slick rubber first, a pitiful whine leaving you when you pulled at the condom weakly.
If it wasn't for the lustful haze clouding your mind you would of seen the feigned mercy give way to a smile coated in glee as he purred in your ear, letting you desperately roll away the condom to toss aside, before sinking himself inside of you again.
Every ounce of air left your lungs while Simon buried his cock to the hilt, walls clenching down around him leaving your body vibrating, overstimulation forcing your mouth open in silent whines and eyes rolling back, Simon's hips picking up with a frantic pace again, his face tucked away in your neck.
Static flooded your senses once more, the mumbled praises Simon let out into your ear lost to your own ragged moans filling the room, nails sinking into his muscles to ground yourself even for a moment as the eruption of denied orgasms finally crash down onto you, spots filling your vision. Only when you felt a warmth fill inside of you did your limps lax and a weak exhale leave you, did you bathe in the closeness, the intimacy that Simon finally gifted you despite how soft he has gotten and how hot his breath felt on your sticky skin.
You'll have to hide away the box of rubbers from now on. This was all too good to let go just yet.
I just can't stop thinking about how much you want Simon to just skip a rubber and go in raw. Of course he wants to, he just wants to be a menace first before he ruins you
I cant finish this one so uh here you go lol
#i got really lazy at the end cause i wrote this at 1 am last night but then fell asleep but i could finish and now im too in pain to finish#anyways im ovulating#if that wasnt apparent lmaooo#simon ghost riley#cod ghost#simon riley x reader#cod simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon ghost riley smut#ghost smut#cod smut#sunny writes
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wish house was a real doctor so i could be his mystery insomniac patient and after giving me horse tranquilizers and still not falling asleep he just hits me in the head with his cane and im out like a light
#house md#i was supposed yo be asleep 2 hrs ago cause i planned to get up very early to study but LMAO NO#as soon as i shut my eyes my chest felt like it was being ripped to shreds from anxiety. i love i love it i love it (←says guy who hates it#anyways. i got mad i cried i googled some things frantically and now im in an acceptance phase of 'it is what it is' ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#i think the thing that makes me the most frustrated is that. i slept like shit last night. like 4hrs maybe!!!! total!!! and so by the time#i started studying today around 6:30 i was eepy. and then by 7:15 my eyes were sooo heavy so i decided to take a 15 min power nap#and i was DREAMING within minutes. i fell asleep that quick. such a deep sleep that my alarm scared me awake#but ofc when im like oh teehee ill go to bet hella early and wake up hella early my brain is like ? no.#if youre still reading. idk im kissing you on the mouth or something. thanks for being here 🫶#gonna start tagging these posts as#insomnia chronicles
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// why no other ekko, would you like to know what things i actually get?
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been very strangely tried today. like way more than normal. i almost fell asleep sitting up this morning, while reading a book, and when I went to take a nap, I slept for like 3 hours. and even now that I’m awake I’m still struggling to keep my eyes open!! no idea what’s going on. might just be tired from The Everything yesterday but. ough not fun
#rye.txt#and it’s not like I got less sleep than normal last night#i actually fell asleep way faster than I usually do#uuuuuughgg I don’t WANT to be super sleepyyyy#thinking about it now. i might be dehydrated#have. have I had anything to drink today.#hrm#the answer is no#ok I’m going to go drink some water and maybe that’ll wake me up
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art party for @antariies. lets all get carried away by raven
#talks#vsartparty#i was going to do more last night but i got artblockk and i also severely fell asleep. well i have screenshots still.
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listening to my queer little horror podcast to go to sleep
#snug as a bug in a rug rn#wrapped up in my quilt with the fake fireplace going#old gods of appalachia#i’m so glad i got back into it i didn’t listen for awhile cause i didn’t have the time for podcasts#but i’ve got a lotta time now so i’ve been relistening#and listening to it while writing porter’s pov in vasats has helped the flow#took my nighttime meds last night while listening to the podcast and i fell asleep so much quicker than i normally do after taking them#deeper sleep too
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Evil touys 😈
I lost the og concept I had for them so I remade them last night
Why do they exist?
They're filler characters for the contest (I have a lot of those :/), and go against the toys in the first round. The toys realize their team is kinda ass when they see how well the Evil toys perform and get along with each other. The toys then instead of trying to improve as a team fight and their relationship strains a little (btw their team completely falls apart at the end of the contest)
Reasons their team works:
Gloom is the leader, and White Bon is the first one to support her.
They're all committed to the contest bc they know they are all important for the performances.
When they lose (bc they lose against the toys) they don't get angry and are happy they got to enjoy that experience with their friends 😄 (corny af but that's the point)
#fnafhs#:*3#i was gonna post this last night but got hit with the hibernation curse (i fell asleep at a kinda reasonable time)#im not too convinced on clean meg tbh. i cant remember what she was supposed to look like. I'll get back to her l8tr for her mii form#btw please dont think that all i have for ocs are joke characters and middle aged folks. i di have more serious ones but i#dont post about them. dont ask me why tho. see the mess taht is my blog in general. thats my answer
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tumblr is so funny i can’t believe after the years of running this blog i finally get to be alerted that i hit 25 reblogs🥹🥹
#major achievements happening here😤#it’s been giving me all of them lol so glad to have my first ten likes bless🙏#or whatever the numbers are i already forget lol#broken ass website🥰🥰#also for anyone curious how my hair adventures went last night—#i kept failing and then got distracted playing solitaire for five (5) straight hours and fell asleep😅
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My first HH ref sheet. I’ve got 2 others so far that aren’t done yet so those are coming soon, I suppose
#horrid henry#my art#WAA I’m so glad I got one of these out#I WAS planning on getting multiple at a same time out#but between last minute design changes and artfight I was like yeah that ain’t happening#also I was supposed to post this last night#and u thought I did#but apparently I FUCKING FELL ASLEEP???😭😭#which was like yeah that makes sense it was my bday yesterday#also it was MY BDAY YESTERDAY HOLY SHIT#officially 17 let’s gooooo
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So I was looking at waiter Yakumo and noticed that he had wavy hair. His hair straight normally so who was the one who curled his hair? DOES KLEIN EVEN HAVE CURLING IRONS???? Anyways all of this is to say please imagine Eiden helping Yakumo get ready and that involves putting those old timey curlers in Yakumo's hair before he went to bed so he can have curls the next morning
uhdisomFINMF u are making me IMAGINE!!!!!! yakumo about to apply for the job and wondering if he should present himself a certain way eiden going ;))) you look sexy with your hair pushed back ;))) (but before yakumo can stutter out his embarrassment) eiden gives him the very encouraging "but for real i think you look great as you are!! <3" then aster crashes onto the scene and announces that he will not have his servants treasured colleagues looking anything less than PEAK presentable!!!!! *whips out the old timey pink hair curlers*
#aster asking if a uniform is gonna be provided and if it's not up to his standards he will get it TAILORED for yakumo or smth#he'll get the custom made snake brooch ready within a day LOL#aster's generosity of spirit gives Master Eiden more eye candy#and anything that makes Master happier is worth the time and money <3#idk why but i just imaged aster being the only one in the mansion to own hair curlers#'but mr aster!! i... i haven't gotten the job yet!!'#'pishposh this is you we're talking about of course you're gonna get the job NOW STAND UP STRAIGHT n lemme get a look at u'#not like aster needs to actually look at yakumo to get his measurements. that lil vampire has everyone's measurements memorised LOL#after aster establishes yakumo's beauty routine and uniform standards ahahah he leaves it to eiden to enforce#so eiden does indeed end up putting curlers in yakumo's hair every night before work#not for too long though! one time yakumo did it himself but fell asleep reaaally early and the next day he was extra wavy#like.... full on princess curls... how did he accomplish that... how dense is his hair actually......#i imagine blade hustling in during aster's demo and going#OH!!!! you know what!! i got better at drawing maps on people!!! darling got a little lost last time#but for little yakumo i'll make sure to draw the MOST helpful map for you!!!! i've been practising!!!#*draws a compass on yakumo's wrist*#eiden in the background: heaves a silent sigh of relief that blade didn't actually stick-and-poke tattoo yakumo#puzzling invitation#nu carnival yakumo#feesh answer
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i (person who is often physically unable to take naps) just woke up from a four hour nap. big day for me
#i slept horribly last night and i normally have four classes today#my earliest class is at 8:30 and then in my third class my professor talked for two hours straight and we didn’t get anything done#my fourth class got canceled so i came home and knocked the FUCK out#i also fell asleep w the lights off so it’s dark and i rlly don’t wanna get up and turn them on lol#my roommate won’t be back for at least another hour 😭#star says
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i wish we were all rose-colored too, my rose-colored boy
#posting this bc! why should it just sit in my drafts!#in all honestly i must have just blacked out and put this together before i fell asleep last night#bc i don't remember making it.#apart from the hazy ideas of 'pink' and 'lips' floating around in the back of my mind#so anyways#thank u for calling this beautiful and dishevelled molly im grateful for ur feedback#and helping choosing a captionnn. insert dancer emoji that i can't fucking find rn#moodboard#my moodboard#luke#aesthetic#why do i just blank every time i got to tag a mb#help#e*creations
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Jerma Streams - Lifeline (Sony / Konami - PS2 - 2003)
#fell asleep watching a good jist of this last night#all i got for april fool's is this janky ass stream#jerma985#jerma#Lifeline#SCEI#sony#konami#ps2#PlayStation 2#voice game#mic controlled game#longplay#longplays
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I’m seriously in love with like current James. Tbh with you, being his like younger on and off fling/gf/sugar baby 🥰🥰🥰 even thought, how he is (now mainly) he wouldn’t be that way, but would you fucking imagine how soft he is and how sweet that guy is has me spiraling.
i think about being his sugar baby all the time.
is it realistic? not in the slightest. but i like older men and i like james and i’m constantly worried about money so 🤭 i’ll keep being delulu.
god he’d be so sweet to you ;-; i can’t explain it rn, brain empty, but he’d just,,, aAAAGGHH he’d buy you whatever you want and help pay for your classes or rent and he’d take you to shows occasionally (you always ask to be up front where all the action is, and sometimes he comes over to that part of the stage to smile at you)
he’s so gentle and idk i feel like he’d be a good friend too. it doesn’t always have to be sexual or romantic with him and i think that’s part of why he likes spending time with you
anyways yeah
#i was supposed to finish my asks last night but i got high#and i fell asleep oops#metallica#james hetfield#asks#papa het#james hetfield x reader
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