#i got the hibbie jibbies

[thekristen999]

WIP Wednesday

I'm making slow, but steady progress on the mythical bakery AU. I think I have like 4 or 5 more scenes :) Going to keep on plugging away! Previous snippets here.

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Eddie and Buck stared at the think shiny black rock they collected from earlier in the night.

“I think it’s a meteorite,” Eddie said.

“Lysander, did call it a moon rock.”

“You know, he’s been nice to us ever since Willow tried to turn him into Groot.”

“He still tracks mud into the cafe,” Buck grumbled before pulling out his phone to search websites. “We might be able to sell it to museum. It’s worth like five bucks a gram.”

Eddie’s eye grew big when he did the calculations. “I think we should put it in the vault until we find a buyer.”

All the hair along Eddie’s arms and neck stood on end, a wave of unease washing over him.

Buck took an unsteady step back, bracing his hands along the counter. “Did you feel that?”

Eddie shook off a bout of lightheartedness . “Yeah, I’m not sure…”

“Chefs, chefs, chefs.” Finn ran up toward the counter. “Something evil is near.”

Turning around, he gathered his fellow leprechauns. “Hurry, nail the doors shut.”

A collective murmur filled the cafe.

“What’s going on?” Chim asked, walking up to them. “I just got the hibbie-jibbies.”

A flock of pixies flew around the cafe, spreading dust all over them.

Out of nowhere, Sophia appeared next to Eddie, startling him. “Do you have salt?”

“I’ll grab salt,” Chim said, rushing into the back.

The leprechauns had already boarded closed the entrance, but the nails started to drop to the floor one by one, until the doors burst opened, and a tall, cloaked figure ducked under the archway and walked inside.

Finn and his friends scattered and disappeared.

“This can't be good,” Buck hissed.

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tagging a few people who might be interested or want to share.

@exhuastedpigeon @spotsandsocks @tizniz @dangerpronebuddie

@hippolotamus @mellaithwen @homerforsure @ci5mates

@misshiss727 @diazsdimples @diazheartsbuckley @steadfastsaturnsrings

@thebestbooksaround @epicbuddieficrecs @andavs @favouritealias

[narhinafan]

Okay, people supporting Sarada's timeskip design is giving me big hibbie jibbies. She's 16. Why does she look...so...sexualized?

Why does she need to look like she got a serious case of daddy/mommy complex and is into BDSM??

I can't. 😭 I just can't.

And apparently, she's wearing Boruto's jacket.

I hate it here.

Boruto was wearing his jacket when he left so that isn't possible, if she is wearing that is downright creepy.

Oversexualising the girls has been Ikemoto's thing for a while, but the new cover takes it a new a level.

[tasseren]

I finished totk recently and well I had to see what people and cooked up for what I can only call buff daddy ganon(tm) and in the land of fanfics people reminded me ganlink is suck an interesting pairing. And imma bet you got the right profile, which province you in if you do not mind sharing. I'm in the one with no pst.

More from Ganon's view would be amazing as he slowly loses his sanity over a buff twink. His family and pastry chief is just watching bemused and the rest of the coworks have no clue what Ganon wants to do to link other then something to him. Maybe throttle him? Maybe kiss him? Maybe both? The rest of the staff have no idea but are taking bets.

And poor man gonna buy one of the chemical foot peels and pray to the golden trio is works just so he can sleep without getting the hibbies jibbies.

Botw and totk are gonna stay in my lineup of replays for life I swear 🤌 Ayy I considered moving there a while back lol, I’m in the one with the greyhound beheader 😭

Betting is something they’ll do way too much, the service industry special is dabbling in at least two vices after all lol, Ganon and link are great gambling material

Their interactions leading up to them first hanging out are so awkward, they’re both so polarizingly unsocialized to the modern public that it’s like a pair of kids on their first playdate lmao

Golden trio 😂 chemical foot peel needed 100%, and when link starts staying over ganon immediately notices that the little chucklefuck uses his body wash as a 13-in-1

[doyouthinkimenjoyingthis]

Sept 19, 2015

My mom's mission when I was in elementary was to find me friends. She would enroll me in academies, befriend mother who has the same kids same age as mine. She'd encourage me to go to Sunday schools and is actually a cult and the church leader Apollo Quiboloy is a shady, trafficking guy. Didn't meet the guy but my friend Frances Jean and her family watches the channel. I couldn't stand even 10 minutes of the program. I am catholic and I like the whole sacramental processes of the mass. The Sunday school went on only for a year. It was fun it wasn't like we are indoctrinated to do some religious shit it's just normal catholic shit. But we weren't allowed to carry a rosary. I have a rosary with me which was a gift that I've gotten from a nun when I was christened at 6.

LIn the morning, there's a morning mass. The kids are separate as not to disturb the adults. All the adults are inside this hall in Lucban Elementary School. They don't come out until five. While we kids, we have all the fun. The rides are free so mom didn't bother driving or dropping me off.

My friend Frances and I have this closer relationship. She has a unique condition. For her age, she has white hair. I just searched about it and it's Vitiligo according to google. Didn't read much. She was bullied for it off course and being called a grandma but I guess she wasn't bothered anymore by it or she just got used to it. Because she seems really strong or resilient. I'm a sensitive child, I wouldnt last that.

Anyway, in this church, I've known kids who have very troubled childhood like we only discuss those in abnormal psychology kind of troubled. One of them, I went to school with her younger brother.

She told us her story about how she is abused by her father.

DSWD has taken actions already but I felt weird about that because I don't refute it's true. Sometimes I can't help compare myself to that girl. We all live in the same neighborhood, we just live a little bit above. And when I come out of my house, I look at every person living their lif , acting nicely, smiling--unknown to me thy have nasty little sins. Unforgivable. Inhumane.

And you know whats the funniest part is itcan be someone closer to me. The worst part is you could have stopped it. You actually have the right tools and connections to do so but you can't because you didn't know enough.

Frances lives in the same neighborhood as me. Yes in a subdivision too but not all subdivision are bougie. Frances and her family of 5 children, her mom works in a government agency Department of Something-- a professional but like she gets pregnant every year. The father not sure he seems normal. But he was kinda funny weird especially during my glow and grow as a teen.

All men except my father and brother in laws are funny weird to me while growing. I know why and it's giving me hibby jibbies .

I've been hanging out with them since I was a kid. But they all live in this one bedroom apartment basement in the in law's building. I didn't think of it as weird back then. I didn't think I was lucky that I got my own room and that my parents are very particular about personal space and privacy.

It has no windows. My dad didn't want me hanging out with them because he doesn't want me to pick up "squatter habits" as he points out. I don't think he's being matapobre but what he meant is he doesn't want me to pick habits that they have like imagine being in the slums-- noisy and stuff, swearing and fighting, drugs, alcohol.

Frances would tell me things that would hint that something is wrong in the family.

Living in a one bedroom apartment is already one of them. I told you about my father's job and he says that small houses am with no privacy encourages child abuse.

I still sleep beside my parents up until I was 5. I had my own room but when Roxanne and Ronaliza was adopted I shared the room with all fourofnus. As family especially stormy seasons, we still like to sleep in one bed, sharing body heat and scary stories. But we all have our rooms. I had to share mine with Roxy and Ronnie when my sister Sally movrd out because dad says she's already 16 and needs her own privacy. The three of us 9 year olds are stuck in a bunk bed and one bed.

I mean what sthe point of that segue as that I can't imagine being that many in that four walls that is too small. Our room is even bigger than that. I mean we do that we sleep altogether occasionally I just can't imagine me being in her situation.

We have a big house with the rest rooms. My parents have their own bathroom.

We have a wide space so we don't get to look at each other the whole time. Imagine being that many and wherever you go whatever you do you you will see them in every angle tests sick

One time Frances told me that her mother was so angry that she made her sleep outside. It was February. She slept in a 5 inch wide bench just enough to accommodate her very thin body.

It was a punishment.

One time when I was 13, I slept outside to punish my parents. Make them feel guilty.

I would see these purple marks around her neck and wrists but she would hide it.

I shared food with her because she wasn't fed. She has no lunch and her lunch money was 20 pesos which wasn't going to buy a decent one.

So I tell my mom to put more and my mother is more than happy too. Until she learned about it because the teacher said that I'm very nice girl because I share my lunch.

Mom was mad and told the kid directly notto ask food from me and thinks Frances is using me.

She made her under the list of friends I am bit allowed t hangout with. So she enrolled me in a judo class Soni won't go to Sunday school.

I remained friends with Frances against my mother's wish which is funnily against her wish to because she wanted me to be friends with her in the first place since we are neighbors, goes to the same school, loves cartoons and books, and that her grandma is a doctor. Frances grandma is also our kagawad and we often come along for the campaigns.

So anyway, until we were in Grade 5, I still hear about this mini abuses of her mother. By that time we've got our menses. I had mine in January 2006 and she got hears before we started Grade 5.

I would hear how his father is weirdly affectionate of her. But I've never thought of it as something bad which afain--irony.

By Grade 6 I had other friends-- the kind of friends my mother wanted for me. Come from a nice family, middle to upper class, high achievers and plays ay least one musical instrument.

W ehave kind of separated but we hangout when watching anime together at 5:00.

By the end of our elementary, she was given money and pleaded me t hang out before we separate schools. I didn't want to because her life is so tragic and i dont want to hear anymore of the abuses or grooming she is getting from her parents.

So we went out chaperoned by her creepy dad to the cinema and watched a very traumatic movie Bridge to Tabitha. Then had some buttered chicken after.

She has gone into special sports program IN city high Andi went into special sciences in UB. I was friends with Jimmy then, and she couldn't understand why I'm friends with her.

I'm friends with the people my mother dislikes. And I'm enemies with people my mother likes and I had to endure.

Maybe I really am a trashy person. I'm not supposed to be well adjusted Buti know now the reason why. I'm queer and I'm into different and more interesting people.

So anyway we were talking the three of us while I learn how to sortmy laundry in our laundry space upstairs.

Frances is helping me how because I don't know how to do laundry.

She said she's going to her aunt and she's going to Davao to serve Christ.

I know that Frances has once dreamed being a nun. She was just like me who has the kind of devoton to God except that I am abit skewed and she's not.

Whenever reproductive system comes up, she tells us that she'll enter the sisterhood not the kind of sisterhood in travelling pants.

Our science teacher would point out that girls would say that off course due to fear of sex, pregnancy and childbirth. On a side note, she claims that we are just saying that now that most of us will be mothers.

Just one of us will become a mother superior.

But in Christian sectz, there's no vocation such as being a priest and a nun.

I was confused and it's not even a real church. Because Apollo Quiboloy is a big fatliar I know.

Because my soeciall talent is sniffing bullshit.

So it was our goodbye.

"Paano volleyball mo?"

I asked

She said she'll still fo volleyball.

I've learned years later the truth from a neighbor, DVD auntie (because she hoards DVDs and we borrow from her) about what is happening

It devastated me because she's been telling me but i didn't help her. At first I didn't know why I was so angry hut I realized it's because of that.

I think that these has just been stories to me just like how my father's cases ee just cases. They are just stories. It's like you cant feel sorry for a movie because it's not real.

And I theorize that swhy bad things happen a lot and worse it gets normalized because good people doesn't do anything.

After Frances left with no contact whatsoever, I moved to different schools. I encounter many of these shocking stories that people are supposed to be in jail for.

But you know when you get thisnkun of stories you don't think about going to the police station to report it. You listen and thinks having this secret or knowingsomethign illegal is cool.

So I stay away and notform attachments so I don't need to know.

Should I have reported it or done something. I have no power or energy.

I stepped into the City High and the students' stories are heartbreaking. The you hear more stories involving even adults who are supposed to protect you because we still are children and are powerless. So when a friend told me this story about her cousin involved with an elderly teacher we were both about to puke. But did we do anything? No. We just stood there in disgust and gossip. At least she didn't laugh about it because I neighborhoods thats what I hear they will year you down spread gossip but won't do anything about it.

But we didn't. We talked about it at night (she was my nanny) and express disgust. Because,the man is 50 something and we sorta mock and imagine the kind of sex they are having. Like imagine fucking a grandpa.

It's awful and disgusting. My mom if you know that Tv5 program SE likeswatching it because of this unbelievable drama that are so trashy squatter like and happens to most Filipinos. She sees the struggle of others as entertainment. Lives of Filipinos are really juicy. And gossip is one real serotonin trigger.

But what Ive learned from my friend Frances shit happens to everyone.

Evil things happens not only in certain communities, classes, educational or socio cononomicak backgrounds. It can happen to the closest ones.

I've closed my doors to any other human attachments and that was a tme I struggle with faith. I stopped being friends with these bougie friends.

I remained a few I share interests with but not too close. It's almost out of duty.

And speaking of Faith that how things changed for me.

Another person to the list my mom don't want me to be friends with.

When I grew out going to academies, dad starts bringing me sports clubs like tennis, golf and squash to enhance my physiquenand social skills but it's actually where you can find a suitable boyfriend and potential rich husband. Someone's who's already rich.

My mother said "never marry for potential."

I believed her. All my sister's did believe that and that's why they delayed dating until they are established and went from dating to marry and snagged decent husbands. Five of my sister's married youngmen actually so it's not applicable.

Julie married her own student. That's classic grooming.

Now I'm going to exit for a while-- I used to go to this DEPED school near our house because most of my friends in the neighborhood go there.

But in just a year of staying there, many shit happened. Child abuses, drama, suicide, spirit possessions and mean teachers. So my mom was horrified and found a nicer school.

Yes just a year. I also entered a local quiz completion hosted by RPn. Can't remember anyway.

She stopped setting me up with friend when I was 13. She realized I'm having my own personality and that I will choose my own friends noatter how she hates it. She was healing from surgery.

Jimmy was my only friend and Eunice.

We spend time watching DVDs and singing and dancing to Britney Spears. Their moms are cool. My mom wasn't and doesnt like it but it's what I wanted.

When I transferred to City High when I was 14, I cried because my friend is going back t Manila. A really good friend turned out she's my crush.

She gave me money so I can join in the goodbye party.

She doesn't get angry when I'm drunk. But she breathes in and out. She knew I was having problem with my faith and she's really worried about me going the bad wayn

I continue to have bad friends bit it barely turned me bad.

I told you-- I'm more of an observer. A voyeur. It's like watching Tv.

My mom since then met all my friends even those from the church service off course and she was glad that I'm in touch with spirituality.

And Constant is there but then he died.

My mother told me that life is an elevator. Whether you go down or up, people leave.

I never thought it has affected me. Because the following years creating new bonds became really different.

It's like I cant anymore.

When I turned in college since I'm not a cool girl, I asked my mother a lot of money for books and a laptop. That's all I've been doing. No friendships except for Hollmae and a few.

She met them and is satisfied that's found my own tribe. I think my mom is a successful parent through med. S e made me trust her. She made me be the rgin anymore. And when I told her whom I lost it, she's not even half surprised. She got hurt off course but she accepted it.

Parents usually look at their kids as still their little angel who is innocent and they think they can't do antyhing that seems bad.

Mom never looked at me as if I don't deserve to be treated like a baby anymore.

Nothing d

[ode2rin]

just letting yk that i recently discovered your blog and your works are wonderful (though tumblr's being awful to me and im unable to leave notes :/) please write more for rin, i love how you write him, im sorry

hiiii kyoooo o(〃＾▽＾〃)o sorry it took me a while to answer (asks give me hibbie jibbies T^T)

THANK YOUUU you're so kind to let me know you enjoy my stuff and i'm currently beefing with that guy sure, he got me on chokehold anyways no need to say sorry ..

[alba8688]

What date ?

Chapter 15

Word count:2850

Warnings:lots of fighting

Eddie's pov

Today was the last day of school and then I will have Dani for myself for two whole weeks, just us alone together in her apartment .So Wayne might as well put a search group looking for me because he wasn't going to see me for a while

I mean he could go looking for me at Dani's apartment, Which I had a key that she gave me. I know it mea is not like she was asking me To move in with her. I know it's too soon but I literally spend every day with her. I have clothes in her closet even though my sweetheart is there hanging on her wall .(sweetheart meaning his guitar .)It was that one night she wanted to hear me playing it because she knew she wasn't going to be able to go see me at The hideout so I gave her a small concert not too loud because they were wouldn't want noise complaint from the neighbors and since then my guitar has been there in her room.mostly because I'll say I forget it but in reality I just wanted a reason to come back to her apartment .

I might as well bring all my stuff over ,Wayne even asked me if I had moved in with her but I told him no ,that she just likes me to spend the night with her because she doesn't like to be alone because she cries ,plus she says I'm her human heater.He laughed in my face because he said it was a really long sleepover we were having .I love that my uncle didn't judge our relationship even though we were wrong ,but I knew he understood what Dani meant to me ,she was special to me .She was my everything ,damn I sound just like the guys I hated in those sappy romantic movies ,have I really become a hopeless romantic ?Maybe, but only for Dani.

I know I had changed because back then I hated the idea of Marriage or even just being in a relationship it gave me the hibbie jibbies

I was afraid of commitment.But with Dani. I see a whole future with her. I don't know what kind of witchcraft shit she did to me but I had fallen hard for her .Gareth always has to snap me back to reality whenever she passed by us in the hallways or during lunch because I tend to stare a lot .It's worse when I'm in class just watching her read a paragraph from our history book or the way she explains World war 2 it actually entertains me and I learn .Something that I never did .Gareth says it's because we got a pretty history teacher that's why he listens too .and I smack him for being a perv.I know he does it to make me mad but yeah .Yes, Gareth has kept quiet since he found out about Dani and I ,he has ask me a few questions of how we met and shit and I answer them every single one of the questions he asked I answer ,but his dumb ass always questions how a girl like Dani even notice a me, a freak That loves to play a Fantasy Game and hands around a bunch of kids .

Gareth I ask myself the same question man.

It was the last period and the bell was taking longer than any other day or maybe it was just me that wanted to get out already .

After what felt like hours but it was actually a few minutes finally the bell rang and I got up from my chair fast rushing out of the classroom.Not waiting to be dismissed .But from the distance I heard the teacher "the bell doesn't dismiss you i do ."

But I was already a free man for at least two weeks.So I ignored her and everyone else running to my van to head to Dani's apartment .

Then back to reality in January .

While I was starting the van Dani texted me saying she was going to her mom's for a bit .

So I still went to her apartment to wait for her till she got there .When I arrived at the apartment I did what I always do. turn the tv on to watch cartoons. Scooby doo was on .So that's what I'll watch while Dani gets here .I grabbed a Yoo-hoo and some chips and sat down on the couch to watch tv and wait for Dani to get here to start our vacations.

Knock knock knock

Fuck you whoever it was ..I just fucking say down ..

"Who could it be ?"

I got up, placed my drink and chips on the center table to answer to whoever was at the door .Maybe Dani forgot the keys ?Yup that's probably what it is.

"Going babe ." I shouted

I cleaned off the crumbs of chips on my jeans ,I threw my trash away cause I know how much she hated me leaving trash everywhere.open the door and it wasn't Dani but Liam standing in the doorway holding a bouquet of flowers Dahlias to be exact .

Dani's favorites .

Where the fuck does he gets this flowers from? I've been trying to look everywhere but apparently they are rare to find unless you have a garden .Does he have a garden ?Maybe I should make my own garden of dahlias for Dani .

"Can I help you ?"I asked, standing blocking the doorway so he wouldn't go in .

"I came to pick up Dani ." He says with a big smile on his stupid face.as if I was gonna let him go out with my girlfriend.Girlfriend I love the sound of that .

"Why would you pick her up ?"I ask sternly

"Because we have a date ." That cocky bastard gave me a big toothy grin and I clenched my fist .

"A date ?" I ask

"She didn't tell you ?"he chuckles

"Tell me What ? " I gritted my teeth

Was Dani keeping secrets from me?

I closed the door to the apartment behind me and got out to the hallway with Liam. I wasn't about to let him inside .

Who does he think he is ?

"We made a deal if she went out on a couple of dates with me I wouldn't say anything about you ." He says poking my chest with his index finger

"Hey man, back off !" I said more sternly

He had the audacity to fucking touch me .

"I didn't come here to argue with a high school kid, I came to get my girl back ,so let her know I'm outside ." He gets close to my face, raising a brow as if he thinks I'm letting him..What does he expect me to say "Yeah sure bring her back by 10." He must be crazy to think I'm letting him go on dates with Dani .And why didn't she tell me she had to do that in order for him not to say anything .This fucking asshole .

"She is not home." I tell him

"What do you mean she is not home? I told her to be ready by 5 ." He says angrily

"Well she is not home ." I replied again but this time I was inches away from him and my fist was clenched ready to punch this asshole on his pretty face .

"How can she not be home? We had already made plans. She was supposed to be here. If not , I was going down to the sheriff's office and said everything I knew !!" He shouted in my face that this guy was really starting to piss me off .

He really wanted me to meet my fist today .

"You know what, I'm Not gonna stand here and argue with a kid. I'm Going down to the sheriff's office." He turns his body around and starts walking away but not before I grab his jacket collar and push him against the wall.I don’t know what I was thinking or why I grabbed his jacket I just didn’t want him

Going to the sheriff's office I didn’t want Dani going to jail. I couldn't let him do that to her.

"You stay away from Dani You understand ." I told him through gritted teeth I really wanted to punch him but I didn't want to make things any worse .He started laughing "she is gonna be mine again ,you think she really loves you ?she feels pity for you ,you're a charity case ." He spits nothing but venom ,but I don't know why that hit me hard.But I know I'm not a charity case for Dani and she truly loves me. I'm not gonna let this richy rich guy wannabe bring me down.

My fist had a mind of his own and I threw the first blow right on his jaw he instantly punch me back making me fall to ground .That got him the leverage and ran off I stood up fast and chase after him checking my jeans pockets first to see if I had the keys to my van .I kept my eye on him while he ran to his car and damn that asshole had a nice car compare to my fucking van .

But at least my van had a bed on the back that Dani loved so much .

Can he say the same thing ?

I open the door to my van thanking God I had left it unlock I got in and turn it on I still

Kept my eye on him .I watch him drive off I didn't even let my van heat up I put it on drive and follow him.Where the fuck those he think he is going? I kept my speed limit in a decent limit not wanting to get stopped but Liam kept accelerating.I was never gonna catch up

To his fucking car my poor van was gonna give up on me .

"Come on sweetheart don't give up on me ." I patted the dashboard softly.

"I saw him turn into the sheriff's office and saw that Hopper's truck was there. He wasn't a big fan of mine.Because of my past behavior .

I parked next to his car and got down running to his side, almost slipping with the snowy ground .

He got advantage and punched me in my ribs .

Yeah I think I heard a crack .

"Fuck !!" I winced In pain but I got up and almost slipping and grab him by his legs making him

Slip his face hitting the icy ground .

He got up and his nose was bleeding .

But he ran inside the sheriff's office with me going after him .He saw me running after him and grabbed the closest chair and threw it at me .

Was this guy really planning to fight me in a room full of cops? He must be crazy .

I picked up the chair and set it back to its place

Yeah I didn’t want any problems especially here in front of a bunch of cops.

"Sorry ."I turned to look at the secretary who looked scared .For not paying attention Liam jumped on me and started punching me in the face .

I heard the bell from the door ding ,then I heard a familiar voice .

"Eddie !!!" Dustin came running and jumped on top of Liam pushing him to The ground and punching him.

"I've been wanting to do that for the longest time ." He told Liam.with the biggest smirk of his life.

“Fucking shit!!” Dustin winced, shaking his hand.

"Hey!! What's going on here !!"

Hopper came from the back with two more officers by his side .Dustin help me stood up but I was in too much fucking pain im glad nothing happen to Dustin-cause I know Dani will kill me ..

“You okay?” I asked him

“Yeah ,that felt good.” He smiled at me

"Henderson?" Hopper said shockingly

Yeah I was shocked as well Dustin actually punched Liam ..I wanted to give him a high five but right now wasn't the moment ..

"The 3 of you in the office now.!!!" Hopper raised his voice and that man was scared when he was angry .

"And all you clean up this mess .!!" He shouted at the other officers just staring at us ,they didn't even do anything, they were just looking at us lazily as it wasn't their job to stop a fight.

We follow Hopper to his office. Liam was first then Dustin and at last was me .We walk in the office i was fucked I knew Hopper wasn't gonna believe .I don’t know maybe .I just don’t know .I was so damn scare right now .Afraid Liam was going to open his mouth and talked .

"It wasn't Eddie's Fault Liam was hitting him when I walked in!!!" Dustin suddenly starts talking, that boy always sticking up for me . That's why he was always my favorite but I wasn't going to tell Him that .

"Yeah, I saw everything since you were outside but I was too cold to go outside ." Hopper says lighting a cigarette ,not really caring .

He saw everything and he didn't go outside to stop it ?

Really Hopper ?

"You saw everything ?"Liam finally spoke

"Yeah ,yeah so what's going on here?" Hopper asks us. Pouring at me then at Liam Then he turned to look at Dustin and told him to get out to get some ice on his hand .

"Ok, now talk !!" He points at Liam with a raised voice.

"Well I went to pick up my girlfriend at her apartment and he suddenly attacked me ." He lied

"You son of a bitch that's not what happen!!"I got up from my chair about to lunge at Liam

But Hopper shouted at me to sit back down and I obeyed him. I mean he is the law .Eventually Liam told his part of the story and was let go after his dad came and pay a fee in the front office.Hopper got out screaming at the front lady saying to stop accepting bribes from

Rich people and other profanities.The door to Hopper's office opened and Dustin came in .

"Eddie, are you ok ?" He asks me worriedly

"Yes buddy i'm ok don't worry ." I reassured him but knowing damn well I wasn't I was hurting so fucking munch .

"What happened, how did you and Liam get in a fist fight ? How do you even know Liam ? "He started asking me so many questions and I tried my best to answer every single one of them .

"That was a nice Punch Henderson." I tell him changing the subject, raising my hand to high five him .He high fives me back with the biggest smile on his face .Then hopper walks back in the office .

Before Hopper sat down Dustin leaned in close to me.

"Dani called and she sounded worried and I kind of told her we were here ." He tells me going back to his seat like if nothing was wrong he literally told Dani we were here .She is going to murder me .

I know her and I know she will be coming and just like that she opens the door to Hopper's office dress beautifully as always and she had that worried expression.She came to my rescue.

My damsel came to rescue her knight.

I think my eyes turned into hearts the moment I saw her walking in the office .

When Hopper finally lets us leave it was already late.I can't believe we actually told him about our relationship and he was ok with it, at least that's what I thought .I was at the apartment waiting for Dani to get here she had dropped off Dustin at his house .When she arrived she kept kissing me asking me if I was alright .She was so worried .

"I'm sorry ." I said softly

"You have nothing to be sorry about, baby ." She coos to me “let me get the first aid kit.”She stood up and walked to the restroom and came back with the first aid kit .

"No,no ,no I'll clean it myself ." I tell her

"Eddie stop, I gotta clean your cuts ." She said softly

"No is gonna hurt and you're gonna put alcohol on and is gonna burn ." I whined

She eventually called Wayne and he helped clean my cuts .She gave me some pain meds that made me sleepy and I ended falling asleep.I woke up after a few minutes because I heard talking in the kitchen.It was Wayne and Dani talking about me. I couldn't make out what they were saying because the door to the room was closed.

I got up slowly so as not to make any noise and I was starting to hear more clearly .

Dani was talking to Wayne

"Sorry umm Wayne I love your nephew I love him so much and yes I wish I had met him in different circumstances but I didn't but I promise you I would never play with his feelings "

“You seem like a really nice girl, you don’t seem anything like that Chrissy ….”

Next chapter

[meechdoucet]

Time Always Moves Forward

Fuck. I just realized that. It's crazy cuz I remember three years ago around this time making ratpiss w finn & quarantine and all that hibbie jibbie jibber jabber. in all honesty, when I think back on the last 3 years of my life it feels like its all a blur. Like a time bandit just came thru and stole pieces of my life. 2021 is a distant memory to me and I honestly couldn't tell you what most of that year entailed, at least off the dome. 2022 I only remember the first half quite honestly the second half I was too high all the time to tell you what happened during that first semester of junior year. And now this year is almost over and I'm facing graduation in a couple months. Crazy. It's people I grew up with that I might never see again in life and that's a crazy fact to me. I wanna graduate,don't get me wrong,I can't wait to leave this godforsaken excuse of a "city", but fuck I can't help but low-key start to already feel nostalgic. It's like when you're on the last episode of ur favorite show. U wanna end the show and say you finished it and move on,but also it's like damn I don't get to watch any new episodes of the show anymore and it's fr over. That bittersweet type thing

Anyways, to update w me as of late,I've been okay. Idk, kinda just going thru the motions of life and stuff. I been making music, I like this girl, I got good grades like life isn't treating me too badly right now.

Some music I been listening to as of late

[yogubog]

ok so the timeline progression is a bit like this:

ORIGINAL GRAVITY FALLS UNIVERSE (1982)

Ford gets pushed inside the portal + gets dropped in the Nightmare Realm

1992

spent a year (less than a year i think???) in the NR — built portal gun + spends approx. 10 years dimension hopping + [during year 10 — anniversary of him getting pushed inside the portal] dimension portal gun gets damaged during a shootout + Ford gets injured during this shootout — tried using the portal gun one more time and ended up backfiring on him + unstable portal energy created explosion — creates a small wormhole (or maybe a very chaotic rip in time and space) — Ford gets sucked in

BIOSHOCK INFINITE (ALTERNATE DIMENSION) (1912 Columbia)

Ford gets spat out of a portal machine (the Lutece Device) — finds himself in a room that looked like it was heavily modified with the purpose of holding this time machine thingy + gets greeted by the creators of the machine; Rosalind and Robert Lutece — Ford thought they were twins (LOUD WRONG BUZZER NOISE). Ford feels a pang of jealousy at these scientists' "sibling" bond (at the same time he thinks theyre a bit insane bc lets be honest they are 😭) but decided to ignore it bc even after a decade later he was still feeling a bit petty (and hurt)

(im still not sure how to proceed from here. do i write ford helping the twins on repairing the machine again in hopes that it'll connect with the portal back home? or does he find a way to fix his own dimension portal gun to continue his pursuit of a way on how to kill bill? HMMMM)

(if i go with the 'Ford helps the Lutece fix the machine' route) Meets Zachary Comstock first (bc of the twins and his involvement with the repairs) and gets hibbie jibbies because Comstock reminded him so much of Bill + Accidentally meets Elizabeth in the tower because he got curious and this mf is NOSY — gets fucking spooked by the Songbird (almost went on a booker style dive through diff layers of columbia) + Meets Booker (via the twins) — finds out that the entire universe is in a time loop/paradox thing — gets fascinated but knows that touching time-related shit gets messy real fast so he made up his mind on trying to find a way out of this universe ASAP + Personally witnessed the bullshit that lead to the destruction of Columbia — managed to open a portal (can be via the twins' machine or his own portal gun —either way the thing gets busted again and malfunctions on his ass 😭)

BIOSHOCK 2 (ALTERNATE DIMENSION) (late 1940 — early 1950(ish))

gets spat out of the portal/rip and finds himself in the middle of what looked like a laboratory + immediately gets hounded and incapacitated by scientists and guards — one managed to inject him with a strong dose of Sleep Juice™ — gets knocked out real fast + wakes up tied to a chair and proceeded to get interrogated by Andrew Ryan for hours (possibly days or weeks) — either way he gets branded as a Russian spy and gets thrown DIRECTLY into the Persephone Penal Colony + Meets "Johnny Topside" in prison — became allies (not friends. not yet) + inmates gets transported to the labs — ADAM experiments ensues — "Johnny" and Ford are few of the inmates whose genes n other science stuff reacted positively to the plasmids + Prototype Alpha Big Daddies commence + Johnny becomes Subject Delta (first fully functional Prototype Alpha Big Daddy who didn't went insane post-procedure) + Ford becomes Subject Zeta (second fully functional Prototype Alpha Big Daddy like Delta — might change his name into something else...) + Delta gets pair-bonded with his Little Sister (Eleanor Lamb)— they tried the same for Ford but because of his connection to Bill and his exposure to supernatural shit in GFU he got some sort of (minimal) immunity from the mental brainwashing and also a defect (still has the chance of going berserk or falling in a coma despite being bonded with any of the Little Sisters — cannot fully bond with the Little Sisters because of that) + Ford gets branded as defective — put under cryo to preserve him until the scientists find a way to properly wipe his mind or smth (they didn't want to waste such a good prototype/specimen) + Delta on the other hand couldn't remember shit (can only vaguely remember some stuff, but nothing concrete) and worked with his Little Sister up until he 'shot himself' and 'died'

ORIGINAL GRAVITY FALLS UNIVERSE (2012)

Mabel and Dipper spends summer in Gravity Falls + Canon compliant UNTIL the time travel episode (specifically the Oregon Trail part) + mabel and dipper gets stuck in the Oregon Trail bc the device broke and when they tried to use it to get back it kinda got unstable + mightve even exploded and ripped open a tear in time and space + they got sucked in and got spat out in the bioshock 2 universe + MEANWHILE IN THE PRESENT TIME stan worries over the kids' disappearance and spirals the entire duration of the twins' disappearance into another wave of regret and self-hatred (bc like i said he didn't know abt the time travel thing so he probably thought that the kids went against the 8 ball thing and left OR they got kidnapped — he just knows that he failed and he lost them like he lost ford)

BIOSHOCK 2 (1968)

mabel and dipper gets spat out in rapture (during the early stages of the game) + barely 10 mins in they get attacked by splicers — both kids gets knocked unconscious + mabel gets dragged to the remaining scientists that were still continuing the little sisters procedures + dipper gets dragged somewhere else (originally was supposed to be dragged to Steinmann bc yk, krazy insane plastic surgeon and the splicers saw dipper's birthmark n went "ew this kid fugly" but i forgor that this bitch dies in the first game 😔) + Little Sister Mabel™ but she also gets branded as defective because she's WAY OLDER than the usual age range for Little Sisters (she shouldve turned into a Big Sister tbh) but since this was like the first time ADAM got surgically added in her the procedure was still a success — she's just a bit defective bc she couldnt create a pair-bond with the post-prototype big daddies + somehow someway subject zeta (ford) gets thawed out of cryo (they thought they could use him to stop subject delta) + Mabel and Ford gets successfully pair-bonded (thought it was TOO SUCCESSFUL its hella suspicious so they ran tests and found out that the two were blood related) + on the other side of rapture dipper wakes up, tries to avoid splicers and other big daddies, gets attacked by splicers anyway — has his ass saved by subject delta

this is currently what i have on my notes rn. will be adding or changing shit after i finish playing bioshock 2 😔😔

ALSO, IMAGINE THIS: STAN MANAGES TO GET ALL THREE JOURNALS AND OPENED THE PORTAL. IT GOES THE SAME AS USUAL BUT INSTEAD OF SEEING FORD, HE SEES SOMEONE WEARING THIS:

STAN THEN THINKS "oh fuck wrong person what the hell" IT WASN'T UNTIL THE STRANGER REMOVES THE SUIT'S HELMET THAT HE SEES FORD'S FACE. THIS IS THEN FOLLOWED BY THE TWINS STEPPING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PORTAL (stan def gets tackled by the kids bc cmon now)

AND THEN SUBJECT DELTA + ELEANOR

*grabs gravity falls, puts it in the bowl*

*grabs bioshock, puts in it the bowl*

*puts the lid on the bowl and starts aggressively shaking it*

[anxious-stoner]

omg I’ve been talking to a country boy for a little while, right? soo first hangout was on a ride (like ride for name of their friend who had passed away from accident) and we went 4wheeling in the mud!! Like sir - the first time we see each other and you’re already making me wrap my arms around you to hang on while flying through huge mud puddles? Even his friends knew, one of them said aloud “that’s why you brought it out huh ;)”

[ofvanguards]

Listening to horror podcasts while working.

[xxj0kerxx]

but i intend to scream at myself if this ever kickstarts because of how icky this prompt is.. but who wants to do a “thai”/asian ghost horror with a journalist going to a remote island to record paranormal activities and hopes to get the big with this, to see if all these folktales are real or not. just this remote island in the coast of asia where there are these tribal people who do rituals and it is clearly haunted with ju-ons, pale ass white ghosts with long ass charcoal draped hair or like the asian kid who meows.. and across his journey, whether its another journalist who comes and follows or possibly a school girl esk situation where they cross paths

[theirondragonrants]

so here's the thing, HERE'S THE THING, RIGHT?

I was determined to 1. love Nyra, 2. Feel all kinds of ways about Viserys I, 3. LOATHE THAT HIGHTOWER BITCH, 4. Straight up wanna boil Otto alive

The fact that this show tried to MAKE ME LIKE ALICENT BY GIVING ME GAY VIBES? WITH RHAENYRA OF ALL PEOPLE? Bitch. Biiiiitch. I knew the GOT universe would do me like this again, I KNEW IT. I knew it the moment those pictures were released where Rhaenyra and Alicent looked about the same age. I knew it in the FIRST SCENE THEY SHARED. And yet. Here I am.

SIIIIGHHH

Honestly, the fact that the Rhaenyra and Daemon scenes only gave me SOME hibbie jibbies compared to every scene with Alicent is saying something.

[hadskye]

@tuserendipia

This is what a scorpion’s exoskeleton looks like under UV light. 

[spencessmile]

Conversations In The Bullpen

Pairing - BAU x Fem!Reader

Summary - You and the team exchange stories from past and present times.

Warnings - Fluff, Swearing & slightest mention of injury and talks about clowns.

Word Count - 1.6k

And all imagines/fanfics/blurbs are written solely by me so please don't steal my work and/or post it without my consent. Feedback and Comments are welcome. Happy reading!

Requests are CLOSED!

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“What about you Y/n?” You hear Morgan’s voice as you finish up your last report, adding it to the finished pile. You slide your chair towards his desk, Morgan’s foot stopping it before it hit Garcia’s legs. “Craziest thing you saw or dealt with in LA before you quit your job as a cop? Go.”

“Oh, um,” You chuckle. “I could probably go on forever. A lot of weird shit happens in LA.”

“Top 3?”

“Top 3? Okay, first I had a case where a woman killed her husband because he refused to leave their cottage in her name. When my partner and I investigated we found out that she buried him within the walls of their house.”

“Oh my god, no!” Garcia groans.

“Second has to be when I had my right hand inside a man’s chest for nine hours. He was in a really bad car accident and he wouldn’t have made it to the hospital in time so I had to open him up in the middle of the street in order to stop him from bleeding out.”

“That sounds so cool,” Emily beamed, her chin resting on her right hand.

“There goes my dinner,” Garcia spoke.

“His sternum was severely messed up which caused his heart and one of his big blood vessels to start bleeding into his stomach.”

“Wow! It sounds just like that episode from Grey's Anatomy where Meredith had her hand inside that guy's chest. Remember the one who had the bomb inside him? How did it feel to have your hand in someone’s chest?”

“One of my favourite episodes. Uh, it was umm sor- It was bloody and it got worse,” You shrug. “I passed out on the OR floor.” You chuckle thinking about the whole situation and how ridiculous it sounds saying it out loud.

Morgan and Emily crack up laughing as you shake your head. “Yeah, I remember that whole week being so chaotic but that took the cake.”

“Third?” Spencer asks.

“Oh, this one is top on my list. In 2016, there were killer clowns on the loose in Los Angeles.”

“Nah uh. Nope!” Morgan shakes his head as you notice him tense up at the mention of clowns.

“Morgan has coulrophobia,” JJ said giggling at Morgan.

“What really?” You asked, JJ nodded.

“Oh yeah, Morgan’s not a fan of Halloween, people in costumes or masks.”

“Listen,” Morgan put his hand out. “Costumes and masks give me the hibbie jibbies. Just no.”

“Hey everyone knows you're terrified of clowns but no one here knows why exactly you're terrified of them. What’s the story behind clowns?” Emily asks.

Morgan puts five fingers up. “I had evil older cousins.”

“Oh!!” Everyone laughs.

“Morgan,” You pat his shoulder. “I was traumatized by my older cousins too but don’t worry their all going to hell.”

“I just don’t like the way they look, with the red nose, and all that face paint and masks,” Morgan explains.

“You know the fear of clowns usually stems from the feeling of not knowing what’s going on underneath the mask or costume,” You still remember the words of your captain.

“I just don’t care. If I were to see a clown I will hands down punch it.” Garcia and you just laugh at how passionately Morgan seemed about his hate for clowns.

“2016 was a fucking weird year for LA. It started out as a harmless prank but people just took it too far. I think the LAPD arrested close to 2,000 clowns,” You sounded so ridiculous saying this out loud.

“I just glad weird fucking shit doesn’t happen here in Washington.”

“What would you do if a clown showed up at your apartment?” Spencer asked as

Morgan glared at him. “Why would you ever say such a thing?” Morgan spat, getting upset. “I’d probably kick its ass.”

“Morgan you're scared of like,” Emily waves her hand around. “Everything.” She laughs. “Remember that case we had NYC, and it was Halloween? You were so annoyed that people had decorations up.”

“Oh,” JJ faces lights up. “I remember that and the woman's husband who we were trying to find had a cage full of birds! Morgan, you were terrified of those birds!”

“Okay, can we not do this right now?!” Morgan looked annoyed.

“What’s your problem with birds?” You ask.

“I don’t want to talk about it.”

“Well, actually one time Mor-”

“Baby girl, don't you dare say a word!” Morgan warns her as Garcia puts her hands up.

“Hey! That’s not fair, how come Garcia knows the story but not the rest of us?” Emily asks.

“That’s because I was there,” Garcia sips her tea, looking over at you.

“What type of person is scared of birds?” Spencer asks, shaking his head as Morgan sat up in his chair.

“Reid, Reid don’t move but there’s a spider on your shoulder!” Morgan yells as Spencer jumps up from his chair, violently wiping his shoulder.

“GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! EMILY!!” Spencer continues to move around as you all lose it watching Spencer running around frantically.

“Emily, is it gone?!” He asks, as Emily is holding onto her sides, JJ leaning into her as Garcia was wiping away tears. Morgan's face was tomato red from laughing as you felt like you couldn’t breathe. “Guys! This isn’t funny! Is it gone? Where is it? Please, ser-” You could hear the panic in Spencer’s voice.

“Spencer!” You called. “There was nothing there,” You say, giggling.

“What?”

“Morgan was just pulling your leg,” You playfully smack the back of Morgan’s head as he continues to laugh at Spencer distraught condition. Spencer glares over at Morgan as he grabs the small hand exercise ball off his desk and throws it, hitting Morgan in the face. Everyone bursts out laughing.

“What was that for?”

“For what you just did to me,” Spencer says, putting a hand on his chest.

“Why are you scared of spiders, pretty boy?” Morgan questions.

“I just don’t like them. All their legs and fu-” Spencer shutters at the thought of them.

“Did I ever tell one time Spen-”

“Morgan don’t!”

“Spencer called me over one time because there was a spider on his bedroom ceiling. When I got to his apartment, he was wearing doughnut and smiley faces boxers while trying to kill a spider with a mop.”

“Shut up, your lying!” Emily looks over at Spencer.

“That didn’t actually happen,” Spencer’s face was flushed red with embarrassment.

“Didn’t it?” Morgan holds out his phone, playing a video of Spencer trying to kill the spider.

“This is the best thing ever!” Emily exclaimed.

“YOU MADE A VIDEO?!” Spencer shrieked.

“And I’m not ashamed to admit that I watch it at least twice a day because that video right there is pure gold, baby!” Morgan cheers.

“Who else have you shown that to?” Spencer asked.

“Oh just you guys,” Morgan replies. “My sisters.”

“Oh my god.”

“My mom loved your smiley face and doughnut boxers.”

“YOU SHOWED THIS VIDEO TO YOUR MOM?!” Spencer exclaimed as Garcia kept replaying to the part where Spencer runs behind Morgan.

“Look at his face!” She yells as you and Emily grabbed onto each other from laughing so hard.

“One thing is for sure after watching this video,” JJ says. “Both Spencer and Morgan radiate so much chaotic energy off each other.”

“Yes!” You say, giving her a high five.

“Hey Y/n, did I ever tell you about the time Morgan showed up at my apartment drunk?” Spencer asks and you shake your head. “While wearing nothing but briefs.”

“I don’t think so.”

“Oh you wouldn’t!” Morgan threatens.

“Watch me!” Spencer leans over and whispers in your ear.

“OH MY GOD MORGAN! You look over at him. “Seriously?”

“What’s going on out here?” You hear a deep voice from behind you, turning around you see Hotch walking down the catwalk.

“How come I didn’t know about Morgan's dirty past?” You ask, folding your arm. Without even asking Hotch knew exactly what you were referring to.

“I’m unfriending you all,” Morgan points to everyone as Garcia leans into him, giggling.

“Everyone here knows a little bit too much about Morgan’s sex life,” Hotch points out.

“Hotch, not you too man,” Morgan groans.

Hotch leaned against Emily’s desk as he looks around at you all teasing and laughing with each other. Though Hotch could hear the laughter from his office, he couldn’t help but walk out and join the chaos. It was times like this, that Hotch was beyond thankful to have you all apart of his life. He could always count on you guys to add the sweet and spice to your guy's solemn life.

“What are you all still doing here? Your shift ended half hour ago,” Hotch looks down at his clock.

“Oh shoot!” JJ said, quickly grabbing her bag. “I gotta pick up Henry from my moms.” She bid her goodbyes and headed out.

“What about the rest of you? Don’t have any plans?”

“I have a date but that’s not until Wednesday,” Morgan says as you all just stare blankly at him. “At 7pm.” You smirk at him. “What?”

“Today is Wednesday you dumbass,” You said. “You just stood up your date by a half-hour.”

“Oh shit!” Morgan scrambled for his things, beelining for the elevator. “If I don’t get laid tonight, it’s all your guy's fault and drinks are on you guys for a whole month!” He yells behind him.

“Twenty bucks say his date going to cuss him off for being late, leaving him hanging,” You say.

“Forty bucks say that Morgan is going to get laid and that we’re all going to hear about over coffee tomorrow morning,” Hotch said dropping forty bucks on the table, walking away leaving you all in shock.

[tinypixl]

Warnings: Bullying, Abuse of power, Sexual Assault, Leighton being a creep with their camera

I feel like m!Leighton was probably really unpopular in high school. The scrawny kid that majorly creeped out everyone. Most people avoided him, but he was definitely picked on sometimes. You know the kind of dude you feel bad for, but you don't really approach him 'cause he gives you the hibbie jibbies? That was Leighton.

His little "camera hobby" also developed at that time. Taking underskirt pictures of his female classmates whenever he had the chance. Probably got beat up one time or two when his classmates happend to notice the hidden camera in the boys locker room. Though that didn't deter him much from doing it again.

But he got older, a bit more charming and learned to hide his darker side a little better. Looking back on his past, being the headteacher now gives him an even bigger powertrip. Especially if he's dealing with the offspring of his former bullies...

On the contrary f!Leighton had a MUCH better time in highschool. The popular well-behaved straight A student, beloved by her teachers and classmates alike, she was a lot better at hiding what was lurking beneath her bright smile and neat exterior. No one would suspect her being the one that hid those cameras in the restrooms...

She especially loved using the excuse to help others with their schoolwork to get close to her victims.

Her favorite were probably meek shy girls. She could act as a sort of role-model for them, earning their trust quickly and then abusing that trust just as fast.

"What are you acting so shy for? We're both girls, right?"

Aww, you're gonna tell on her? Who will believe you, hmm?

She has always loved abusing her power, becoming the headteacher was an easy task for her. Now that she oversees the whole school she can abuse that power even more.

[fly-sky-high-bug-games]

Not doing so fly (haha... wait did I make this joke before??) today, so have only quick designs of the characters for the comic

erhm, I should really update that list because few things have changed lol

Anyway, designing true bugs is fun but I think I got specific love for leaf hoppers ever since I learned about them. They have such fun shapes and designs and I had to fight to not lean too much towards realistic look but more characterized for what I need.

Meanwhile, house centipedes give me the absolute hibbie jibbies with great unsettling feeling BUT I couldn't say no to trying to design one so have that as well! I was gonna choose some cave dwelling bugs and they're all uncannily 100% leggy so I settled for something familiar to me so I don't have to google specific ones *wheeze*