#i got slapped in the face with this

[jacksmysterylabyrinth]

You thought you could mask this blatant projection from me, huh?

[forsty]

literally every comment under any watcher post the last 24 hours regarding the "announcement"

[liauditore]

[asmr boyfriend voice] woof woof bark bark

[brian-kinney-apologist]

no one asked for this but unfortunately I had to make this hyper specific meme that would be appreciated by 5 people max

[sas-afras]

i kinda don’t get people who characterize maccready as like… secretly generous, or having a heart of gold or anything. like don’t get me wrong i don’t think he’s downright malicious or anything, but the dude is absolutely a selfish jerk once you get past the charming facade. that’s the part that’s compelling!

like, he’s nice enough and open enough with the player once you get high enough affinity with him, but his reactions to player actions still point to him being a jerk overall. the sosu just happens to be in His Circle of people he can be vulnerable with. that includes you, his son, and maybe daisy. everyone else can kick rocks, the same way it was in little lamplight

he HAD to grow up with that kind of “us vs the world, every man for himself” mentality in the capitol wasteland. doing so otherwise gets you killed or taken advantage of, which is just protracted death anyways. having grown up in a place where slavers run rampant, people are all pushing each other further down just to boost themselves up and live one more day, and it’s literally impossible to make renewable food sources because the ground is so poisoned i genuinely don’t blame him for ending up a little tight fisted. the fact that he was the mayor of little lamplight just meant that he ended up being able to accept a few people as His To Protect instead of being a total lone wolf.

the way he reacts to the players open generosity isn’t just for show, he Actually Dislikes when you give stuff away without expecting anything in return. you might need that thing and now its just gone!! that person might see you as a sucker! you give an inch and they’ll take a mile! and it makes sense for his character to be like that considering everything. i don’t get why people want to change that into him just being kind of tsundere.

i understand that having your babygirl blorbo comfort character be a canonical asshole in ways that aren’t just kinda charming can be offputting, but like…. the way he treats the sosu is a very notable exception to the rest of his life & it’s a much more interesting dynamic imo. especially if you’re playing a goody two shoes martyr. but that’s just me

[lesbianphobic]

mabel, dipper, and stan chanting "pines pines pines" in Scary-oke and then showing stan and ford doing the same chant as kids in A Tale of Two Stans actually makes me sick i need alex hirsch in jail for that parallel

[reasonably-annoyed-fog]

watching The Master Blackmailer and this just happened:

Watson: "He's a man who loathes the human race."

Holmes: "What circumstances might bring him to there?"

Watson: "wmjelnm...boy brought up in lonely isolation... starved of affection...probably in London's outer suburbs"

Holmes:

like Sir? Are you okay? You look like the Lisa Simpson dinner meme

[ten3br1s]

Uhhhhh guys

[limepigeon]

Oh no I just thought about the split second of icy sweat and nausea crashing over Jean as he hears "drunk found dead on a pier in Jamrock" and then the pang of rage for, again, for the hundredth time, having to worry about Harry when it's not even about him

[slutdge]

day 9,047 of the dont kill yourself challenge

[double-a-bathory]

figuring out how i wanna draw mark !! And some other guys who are all completely fine like cantrip and tide and ashe

[berrydoodleoo]

once, you were almost a ghost

[cringengl]

Mleven has been bones since s1 ep1....

[possamble]

I'm not allowed to be on social media for more than two seconds today but I just wanted to say that Laios will absolutely have his own reaction to all this as someone who would die for Falin but has also imprinted on Marcille as his Emotional Support Comphet White Girl Not-Girlfriend along the way

[golden-eye-ramblings]

Seems Divine Visionaries Agito Tyrone and Renatus Revol are spending their White Day with a casual outing. The newspapers will say they were really good friends…

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[whumping-valentine]

Thinking about food rn.

Whumpee who hates spicy food only being fed the spiciest food possible. Either they suffer and eat it, or they don't eat at all.

Whumpee whose only food is whatever scraps whumper gives them from their meals like a dog.

Vegetarian whumpee being fed only meat. Alternatively, carnivorous non-human whumpees being malnourished by only being fed fruits and vegetables.

Vampire whumpees (if your vampires also eat human food alongside blood) only being fed food with garlic in it. Alternatively, if your vampires only drink blood, mix some garlic salt into it before feeding them.

Whumpee being forced to eat their own flesh, or caretaker's, even. Alternatively, perhaps whumper and caretaker are acquainted in some way, and whumper serves them the flesh of whumpee without them knowing.