#i got lazy oopsies

[tarantulasnot]

☆ A continuation of my thirst ☆

Lucifer was simply too pretty. Even when he got overworked with his stressful job serving the prince of the devildom, he was pretty. Those eyebags were something that only he could pull off so majestically. However, you, as the attendant, had your own duty. To keep the brothers doing their best.

Lucifer can't do that if he's under so much stress now can he?

It all starts with a knock on his office door. "Lucifer," you call to him through the separation, waiting for some kind of reply. Unfortunately, you only get a sad grunt to ease your worries. With cautious steps, you slip inside of his office, noticing the stacks of paperwork surrounding him. "Oh dear, what are they doing to you?" You ask when you approach him. His hair's a mess, and his eyes speak volumes for his restlessness. "Nothing, my love." The eldest slips his glasses off to rub the bridge of his nose, "I'm just doing my job."

Your eyebrows furrow in concern, and you slip into his lap. "Have you taken any breaks at least?" Gentle hands go to the side of his face to make him look at you, but it's clear what the answer is when he avoids your gaze. "You haven't taken one at all have you? You know that's not good for you."

Lucifer is quick to dismiss your doting. With a sigh, he raises his hands to grasp your hips, "I'm sorry," He mutters, pressing a kiss to your lips. It works almost every time when he kisses you so lovingly. His own little tactic to make you falter and give in to his wishes.

It won't work this time though.

As soon as his lips touch yours, a hand goes to the back of his head to keep him close to you. Lucifer gasps at the sudden movement, but he's equally as quick to melt into your touch.

Just like that... in an instant, his tactic is used against him.

Gloved hands grip your hips a little tighter as you deepen the kiss. Your teeth nip at his bottom lip, and as if on reflex, he willingly pops it open, letting your tongue slip over his and push it inside. The way he whimpers against the wet muscle gliding over his own is enough to have you starting to drip through your panties. Sadly, you have to pull away because of a cockblocker called oxygen. "I think now's a good time to take a break, yes?"

And oh, how divine Lucifer looks. He's always been rather submissive. Yet now? His chest is heaving with aroused breath, lips pulled between his teeth, all plump and shiny from your combined saliva. You can feel him already hardening beneath your thighs.

"I'll take that as a yes, then?" There was no reason for you to ask that question. You already knew the answer. And as if he needed to make it more clear, he squeezes your thighs again so he can hump his growing arousal against you. The action alone has him squealing, unable to control himself as he ruts against you, sliding your hips over the seam of his slacks.

"Oh you can't help yourself can you darling?"

Normally, he would be telling you off about saying something so vulgar. But now, he digs his face into your shoulder, stifling his moans as he humps you like some kind of desperate mutt.

"Please..." He whimpers, crying out when you start moving your hips along with him. His hands start shaking, and he thrusts upwards with more vigor. Applying more pressure with every time you come over the peak of his tent, his quiet whimpers turn into cries, pleading with you. "Please, please -" He whines as you grab his hair and pull it backward, his hips stuttering at the pain. Gorgeous ruby eyes squeezing shut with as you lick the shell of his ear. "You need to use your words, Luci."

In that same sentence, you slide your other hand over his chest to play with the nipples already poking through his shirt. As soon as your fingers find them, he begs high in his throat. "Oh! Fuck- just like that... please!" His eyes start watering when your pads pinch and tug on his poor bud through his shirt. "Touch me- please..."

"Oh, but aren't I already touching you?" Those lips of yours kiss his jaw, down his neck as you start to get on your knees. "Or does my boy want something more?"

"Yes, I- ohh f-fuck!" The way your hand suddenly comes down to press the heel of your palm against his boner elicits a squeak from him. The pressure hurts a little, but God if it didnt hurt so damn good. "Something like this, maybe?"

He nods, "More than that please," Gloved hands move from your hips to the armrests, his hips continuing to push against your hips. "Please-"

Suddenly, you hear a knock at the door and a booming voice call out to Lucifer. "May I come in? I have something to discuss with you."

(I know it's mid so far it gets better here 😭)

Quickly, you get him properly adjusted from the waist up, quickly ducking under the desk. Lucifer looks from you, to the dark spot forming in his pants, back to the door. "Let him in." You whisper.

And in that moment Lucifer knew he was done for. Yet even so, in his most composed voice he answers, "Yes, come in Diavolo."

From under the desk you have full access to his cock, it's twitching under his pants as Diavolo steps inside, and you wonder if this is doing something for him. The risk of getting caught?

Diavolo takes a seat across from Lucifer, and he can smell you. He can sense you under that flimsy desk and he lives for it. "So, I wanted to bring up a proposition about the future of RAD." The prince devours the sight of Lucifer so nervously darting his eyes down every now and then, his elbows supporting his weight, and the fingers interlocked to hold his chin shaking.

With Diavolo's words, you kiss Lucifer's bulge, gently running your tongue over the zipper. Your hands run up and down his thighs, watching how his breath hitches as he tries to hide his reactions. But it's to no avail.

Lucifer can feel Diavolo's eyes peering into him, and maybe it's the way your hands are dangerously close to his raging boner, or maybe it's the way the prince's eyes are giving him a knowing look that drives him insane, but with every passing second, the Lord's words become less and less tangible. Lucifer wants to beg you to stop, but he knows better than to do it in front of a soon to be king, which he is still hoping against hope doesn't realize what's happening.

Or maybe, he doesn't want you to stop at all.

Your hands undo his zipper and you pull down his pants and boxers just enough to let him spring free. Already, you spit in your hand to lube up the palm so it doesn't chafe him.

It takes everything in Diavolo not to lose his shit the minute he smells Lucifer's arousal waft through the air, your own drifting with him. His legs have to cross, so his erection won't be too obvious. Yet he can practically feel the need you two are sharing under his skin.

Lucifer is trembling. After such a long time of no contact, your hand on him feels like heaven, and he thinks he's going to go insane. Then, he feels your mouth wrap around his tip, suckling him while you stroke him faster. "hmngh- Oohh~!" Lucifer has to cough after letting out such a sound, but even then, it's a dominoe effect. One moan leads to so many more until he can't help it. His legs tremble as you start sucking him down all the way and he can't help the moans that escape him. Completely disregarding Diavolo's presence as he bucks into your throat. He practically wails as you play with his balls, gently fondling them and lifting them upwards.

You pull off his cock, stroking him fast and pulling one of his sacks into your mouth. "Such a slutty dick you have." Your finger taps the slit of his cock, relishing in the way his pre cum sticks to your digit. "It's practically drooling for me. Or maybe it's drooling for Diavolo?"

At first, the man was amused by Lucifer's sudden desperation, but as soon as those words leave your mouth, you see his legs in front of you, sitting on Lucifer's desk as he presses his lips to his.

His big hands take up half of Lucifer's face and he brings one of the fallen angel's hands down to brush against his erection, and immediately Lucifer's eyes roll back. "Mmngh! Mnf-!" He whines into Diavolo's mouth, palming the Lord's arousal and humping against your hand.

"He likes having his nipples played with." And Diavolo swallows this information like a parched man. You take Lucifer back in your mouth as Diavolo practically tears through the poor man's shirt and pushes his tongue further into Lucifer's mouth.

And God it's making him lose his mind. Your mouth absolutely swallowing his dick down to the base and Diavolo's bug calloused hands teasing and twisting his nipples while the Lord's tongue bullies its way down his throat has him dizzy. "More..." He whines through the kiss, fumbling to bring down Diavolo's pants. He gets it eventually and the sheer size has Lucifer going insane. "I need it- I'm gonna..." He separates from the kiss, leaning down to start sucking on Diavolo's cock, licking a stripe up the side and slobbering on it like a whore.

"The poor boy can't think about anything but your cock Diavolo." You coo, and you hear Diavolo growl deep in his throat at your words, petting Lucifer's hair. "You should see how much he's leaking into my mouth, I bet he wants your cock to split his pretty throat open, don't you baby?" You slap his thigh, continuing to suck him all the way to the base, and at the same time Diavolo pushes Lucifer's head down to bully his way into the desperate demon's throat. and the keen the poor man let's out is absolutely heavenly. Immediately, cum spurts out of Lucifer's tip, he's crying on Diavolo's cock when you don't stop. Ruby eyes meet gold ones as he continues to stretch his jaw around the girth of the Lord.

"Fuck, so pretty taking my cock like this..." Diavolo can't help but brush the hair out of Lucifer's face.

I got lazy oopsies

@sweeneyblue1 @3xv5s

[simping-lya]

I have a Dust bias with AU sanses

[campbell-rose]

Charlie Redesign!

I want charlie to look super out of place in Hell. I wanted her color palette to resemble the sky, as the sky can symbolize infinity and is usually associated with the place gods reside, high above it all. The main point is looking super out of place in Pride, which will carry over to Vaggie. I made her colors bright because i can’t be bothered to alter the colors of Viv’s hell to dull it down and from the trailer it doesn’t seem like shading is that important. Not shitting on that btw, i hate shading my drawings. 

The way I imagine this version of Charlie is that she helps do the paperwork side of things, since Viv’s hell is just earth but red, I'm just assuming her heaven will be similar. Charlie helps schedule things, she’s kind of a secretary and works under Adam to help make sure the Exterminations go smoothly. She takes stock of weapons, sees what was lost, tallies up the total deaths, general stuff like that, you feel me? She doesn’t like the Exterminations; she thinks it’s horrific and that the people in hell ought to have a chance to come to heaven. 

So it’s basically the exact same plot as before and her personality is the same because Charlie was the only character i liked from the pilot the others all had something that threw the vibes off slightly. Charlie’s relationship with Alastor will be a little different, because he’s one of her benefactors. He wants to watch the pretty little angel’s plans crash and burn, and she is determined to prove him wrong. Side note while I'm thinking of him, I’m changing the overlords – they aren’t sinners that got powers because sinners don’t have powers in this version. Well, no, they are sinners, just sinners that made contracts with demons and gained favor with hell during their lives, earning their own place in the hierarchy of hell. Speaking of which, it goes: Sinners, Overlords, Hellborn, Ars Goetia, Princes/Seven Sins. Overlords are given the power to torture other sinners (so it makes sense that Valentino makes Angel’s life miserable, it’s his job to torment other sinners) 

Once the show actually drops, I might add more benefactors in my rewrite. Like, since Alastor is backing Charlie, the cannibals from cannibal colony will be friendly towards her, things like that. Hell, maybe Val backs her, idk don’t want to jump the shark. 

Either way, i think Charlie being an angel sets her up for a better character arc with her naivete and attitude towards sinners. Also i think my design for her is literally beautiful she’s so pretty, she’s my baby i love her. And for the sake of making things easier, i fused her little goats Razzle and Dazzle with the key cat KeeKee because i think having three cute little pets is too many and R/D didn’t really do anything in the pilot. I’ve doodled them a bit, haven’t settled on a design yet. In my mind this little kitty is a cherub thing that Husk adores as his first hint of not being a complete ass. 

Any who. That is all. 

[ssongsboo]

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⟢ 내게 다가와, 다가와 .ᐟ

the dim light flickered in the cramped bathroom at the club, casting shadows that danced along the walls. the loud music from outside blasting in your ears.

gunwook leaned against the sink, a wicked grin plastered on his face, the signature white face paint accentuating the mischief in his eyes. his dark hair was slicked back, and he wore a crisp white button-up, the collar sharp and stark against his painted skin. a loosely knotted tie hung around his neck, the deep purple contrasting his tan skin perfectly. there was something intoxicating about the way he embodied the joker- dangerous, unpredictable, and irresistibly charming. you tried to play it cool, but the flutter in your stomach betrayed you. you stepped into the frame of the mirror, admiring the matching costumes, a playful grin adorning your face. he couldn’t help but stare at your reflection, so pretty and all dolled up- just for him. he saw the looks you gave him throughout the evening. of course he did. the effect his unfamiliar look had on you could never go unnoticed by him.

"come on, you know you want to," he teased, stepping closer, his fingers dancing over your barely clothed waist. you smirked, pulling him in by the tie, the fabric stretching just enough to hint at the playful tension between you two. "who said we can't have a little fun?" he whispered, his breath warm against your ear. his voice is low and seductive, the hint of danger in his tone sends shivers down your spine. in one swift motion he spun you around, pinning you against the cool tiles, your laughter filling the space.

"just a quickie, right?" you murmured, eyes sparkling with mischief and desire. "right," he breathed, leaning down to capture your lips, the world outside fading as you got lost in the moment. your kisses ignited a fire, a chaotic dance of lips and laughter. gunwook’s hands roamed, exploring the curve of your hips, pulling you closer as you tangled your fingers in his hair, deepening the kiss. the thrill of being caught only heightened your passion. you giggled against his mouth, the sound breaking the tension in the air, a playful reminder of the situation you were currently in. "let’s make it a little longer," you suggested, eyes glossy with lust as you nipped at his lower lip. gunwook raised an eyebrow, a playful challenge lighting up his features. "oh? you’re feeling daring tonight?" he teased, leaning back to gaze at you, the flush on your cheeks a perfect reflection of your shared excitement.

"always," you replied with a wink, heart racing as the door rattled slightly with the distant sound of footsteps outside. with one swift motion gunwook lifted you, pinning your back against the cool tiles once more. your laughter mingled with breathless whispers as you surrendered to the undeniable tension that sparked between you. he captured your lips in a kiss once more, time seeming to have come to a halt. the kiss deepened, a wild clash of lips and breath that ignited the air around you. gunwook’s hands roamed freely, one tangling in your vibrant hair while the other found its way to your waist, pulling you closer until your bodies were pressed together. the cool tiles were a stark contrast to the heat radiating between you two. your heart raced as gunwook’s lips moved against yours with an intoxicating urgency, his mouth curving into a wicked smile even as he kissed you. you could taste the thrill of danger in every brush of his tongue- his attitude and demeanor made you so incredibly needy you curiously started grinding your hips against his growing bulge. he groaned into your mouth, sending sparks racing through your veins. “stop baby, you’re gonna get us caught.” he whimpers against your lips, reminding you of the ongoing party outside that door once again "god, we’re in trouble," you murmured breathlessly between kisses, your words barely breaking the rhythm of his tongue against yours.

"and you love it," he shot back, his voice low and teasing, his eyes glinting with a mixture of mischief and madness. he pulled back just enough to look into your eyes, suggesting to continue this in a more private space.

[zaacoy]

*Gently holds*

Bonus teehee

ft. Pigsy having a heart attack, they are a bit gay

[meloncholicmonosodium]

hi look @ me doodle ship art of 2 characters from satrical math media that were made in different time periods (YES this is REAL 100% !)

( baldi x the sphere from flatland )

this is just filler posting im gonna ACTUALLY make basicorb (yes ive went w that name since day one but can also be basic solids but it sounds way too general though )

so … aaany thoughts ?

[chrissyl0v3]

pre-trolls groppy my love <33333

[myiayse]

mizuki pony and rui pony??????

i just combined both your asks into thisbone hope thats okay grins

[herbofthyme]

mermaids

[sipnoot]

I know what you are.

original (i think?? its the thing i used for inspo at least)

[nyk-is-always-lurking]

Sometimes I think about how many teens and kids had to die in Amity Park for there to be a communal haunt in Casper High. Just some thoughts.

[scary-monsters]

there's nothin' quite like the bond these two have 🥺🧡

[astralredart]

he's so night in the woods mae borowski coded

[w4rabii]

the shronkle scrimblos 🥺🥺🥺🥺

i havent been posting buttttttt take them yeah yeah uh huh uh huh PARALLEL CANON ‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[raindropren]

why the fuck

did bigb build the fucking backrooms

fuckin

cobblerooms my beloved

[s0m3b0dy-u-kn0w]

ok serious question:

opinion on bald3

@ali-so-nn