#i got it for 50€ now but like. what the fuck

[riderdrauggrim]

Now, I thumb my nose at certain safety regulations, because they were usually made by people who don't know what needs to happen to make theatre work, who have never been trying to fold themselves into a pretzel to reach some light that needs focusing, who have never had to do technical surgery on malfunctioning equipment 30 feet in the air.

Add to that, regulations are made for the lowest common denominator. Which I take to be 40-60 year old white males, weighing upwards of 180lbs, taller than 5'8", with bad backs and bad knees, who have never stretched a day in their life, and there's a 50% chance they're fatigued, hung over, high, or multiple. Protect the most common element, so that EVERYONE will theoretically be protected.

But this? Every law, every regulation, every guideline was written because 1) Someone got hurt, or 2) In anticipation of preventing someone being able to be hurt.

Fuck this. We're already seeing the food recalls from Trump axing all those regulations last time; We're already having planes crash from his bullshit with the FAA. This'll plunge the States back into Dickensien workhouses.

Also? We've been watching Blue Lock (soccerball anime by the guy who did As The Gods Will). There's a character there who goes on about being "Glam", glamorous, except I guess Glam is OSHA in Japanese, so many screen moments look like this.

So I couldn't help but think "They're trying to UN-GLAM the workplace?!"

BREAKING: Republican Congressman Andy Biggs has introduced a bill to abolish OSHA. The entire text of the bill reads "The Occupational Safety and Health Act of 1970 is repealed. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration is abolished."

What this bill would mean is the complete elimination of federal workplace safety protections. Millions of jobs in numerous states where the state-level protections are below the federal minimums would immediately become more dangerous.

[mommyownsmee]

100 WAYS TO GET BACK AT AN UNWANTED DICKPIC — HAVE FUN! x

1. That’s adorable. Does it come in a size for adults?

2. I’ve seen worms on the sidewalk after it rains that look more impressive.

3. Wow, I didn’t realize you were doing charity work for guys with disappointing anatomy.

4. Ah, a dick pic. Here we go again. The male equivalent of a participation trophy. Completely unnecessary and nobody here asked for it.

5. Bold of you to assume I was desperate enough to be impressed by that.

6. I was having a good day before you sent me that, and now I have to cleanse my phone with fire. Thanks.

7. Is this supposed to be a threat or a cry for help?

8. Sorry, I do not accept unsolicited junk mail :)

9. I hope you didn’t mean for this to be sexy because it just made me laugh out loud😂

10. This looks like something I’d have to scrape off my shoe.

11. Bless your heart, I really didn’t know they made them in travel sizes👀

12. I’ve seen bigger clits.

13. You sent me this like it was supposed to be a treat, but it’s giving medical anomaly.

14. I’d be more impressed if you sent me a credit score over 700

15. Imagine thinking this was the move. Tragic.

16. This is why women fake orgasms.

17. Bro, fr, this is the digital equivalent of flashing someone on a subway—except no one gasped, they just laughed!

18. That’s crazy! Thanks! Anyway, what’s it like living life as a disappointment?

19. Your dick looks like it’s about to deliver bad news in a Disney movie😂

20. You sent this expecting what? Me to be turned on? Sweetie, I’ve seen sexier things in biology textbooks👀

21. You should try OnlyFans. Not for money; just to learn what a decent dick actually looks like!

22. I’d roast it, but it looks like life already did😂

23. Is this a dick pic or a cry for help? Blink twice if you need a hug, bro… (not help because they could say we should help get them off)

24. Your poor mother carried you for nine months for this?

25. Sorry, I don’t accept coupons for disappointment😂

26. Why are you holding a lima bean?

27. If I wanted to see something this pathetic, I’d look at your bank account❤️‍🩹

28. Do you have health insurance? Because that looks concerning😭

29. I’ve seen bachelorette party straws that were more impressive :)

30. Sweetie, I’m gonna need binoculars…

31. Your dick looks like it has performance anxiety😂

32. My vibrator is laughing at you right now.

33. Are you the guy that got the mouse dick transplant? I can tell!

34. Your dick has the same energy as an unseasoned chicken breast.

35. It looks like it’s trying to apologize for existing!😭

36. Bro, did you crop out the ruler because it was too humiliating?😂

37. No wonder you’re single. Even your dick looks like it doesn’t want to be with you.

38. If I had a nickel for every time I saw an unimpressive dick, I’d be richer than you🤑

39. Your dick looks like it’s on probation!?

40. Did you scare it before taking the picture?

41: You‘re just proving my point by showing me how disappointing your dick is!

42: You should frame this as a warning to other men about the dangers of inbreeding!

43. This belongs in a museum exhibit called „Why She Faked It.“

44: Your dick looks like it gives out WiFi signals in the 1800s☹️

45: Do you have to jack off with tweezers?

46: Sir, that’s not a dick, that’s an overconfident skin tag.

47: I zoomed in as much as I can but I still can’t see anything?

48: This should come with a disclaimer: „Objects in picture are even smaller than they appear.“

49: I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but based on this, I don’t think you’d even feel it????

50. If I wanted to see something this pathetic and underwhelming, I’d watch a nature documentary on endangered worms.

51: Deep throating isn’t even option for you is it? The best you got is teeth tapping and even that’s just a maybe…

52: Your dick looks like it apologizes before it even gets hard😂

53: It looks like it came with a participation ribbon.

54. Your dick should come with a warning label „Caution: May cause depression“.

55: Your dick has the same energy as a flat soda—sad, disappointing, and nobody wants it.♥️

56: You should get that checked, like—medically…

57: Did you take this picture with a microscope, or is that actually it?????

58: Soooo… Where is it? 👀

59: This looks like something an archaeologist would dig up and struggle to identify👀

60: I’d offer constructive criticism, but I don’t think there’s enough material to work with🤷🏻

61: This looks like it would give up after 30 seconds and need a nap😭

62: This is you

63: Are you sure you sent me a dick pic? Because this looks more like an unfortunate birth defect?!😵‍💫

64: You know I have your moms number, right?

65: That thing has the same energy as a man who says „nice guys finish last.“

66: I’d call it ‘cute,’ but I don’t want to insult babies and small animals.🥺

67: Who ever told you your dick is „amazing“ is a liar and probably faked their orgasm🥰

68: This looks like something that legally shouldn’t be exposed to direct sunlight☹️

69: That’s practically an innie at this point.

70: I would file a report but its really not even worth doing the paperwork.

71: Your dick looks like it’s in a permanent state of stage fright.

72: Does it only come out when it rains?

73: Your dick looks like it would ghost me before I even had the chance to block you.

74: It looks like it suffers from low self-esteem, and honestly, it should.

75: Oh wow, I love puzzles! This one is called „find the dick“, right??

76: What ever rock your dick crawled out from under, it needs to go back.

77: Are you sure this isn’t a „spot the difference“ challenge? Because I’m struggling to see one between this and a raw baby carrot?!

78: I’ve seen crayons in kindergarten classrooms with more length and stamina.

79: I think I found your lookalike! looked up tardigrade. The resemblance is uncanny.

80: This looks like a rejected emoji😒

81: Did you have a circumcision or a castration?♥️

82: You should consider doing drag, you wouldn’t even have to tuck with that.

83: Wow, you must have really low standards if that’s your best shot. Good luck with that.

84: Your dick looks like it would ask me to „lower my standards“ in a dating app bio.

85: Is this your way of saying 'I'm compensating for something,' or are you just really into abstract art?

86: Sending this is like offering someone a burnt slice of toast and expecting a „thank you“.

87: You really saw that in your camera roll and thought, „Yes, this is the one“??

88: I’d tell you to grow up, but I see you’re struggling to grow anything at all.

89: Your dick looks like it’s been buffering since birth.

90: Dial up moved faster than your dick.

91: You sent this like it was a gift. Babe, I’d rather receive a parking ticket.

92: If I wanted to see something this sad and underwhelming, I’d watch a sloth try to use an escalator.

93: Is this a „before“ photo for a shrinkage study, or did you just forget to send the „after“ one?

94: Why did you send this to me? Your dick is so tiny I can’t even roast it.

95: Ah, I see you’re auditioning for „Small Parts: The Movie.“ Best of luck with the casting!

96: I’m not into feet, so I can’t figure out for the life of me why you sent me a photo of a pinky toe.

97: Does your mom make you pay rent to stay in the basement or does she keep you there for free so the rest of us don’t have to see you?

98: You should probably go try catching fish and not women with that little bait worm you got there.

99: If i show this to a straight woman she’ll probably become a lesbian.

100: Naked mole rats carry a lot of diseases. You should probably go wash your hands.

A BIG THANK YOU GOES OUT TO ALL OF MY MEMBERS OF MY SAPPHIC GROUP CHAT WHO HELPED AND PUSHED ME TO DO THIS! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!♥️

[lesbikaiser]

Hellooo :3

could you write how Lorenzo and Barou would react to if reader sent them nudes, please?

hii <3 ofc i can! im so sorry for taking so long :( idk how exactly to write reactions but i hope you like it!

proofread but you never know, so im sorry if there's any errors!

don lorenzo

lorenzo feels like drool might start leaking from his mouth. there's no way he isn't spotting a hard-on right now, he knows that. all thanks to the notification popping on his screen just when he got his break, his intention being only checking his phone to see if you left any texts and oh, sure you did.

"been missing you... [02:38 PM]"

'"come back soon <3 [02:46 PM]"

the first one was sent a few minutes before his break, he could even hear your whiny voice actually saying it, and just from this one message alone, he would be beaming for the rest of his practice while thinking about you.

well, that's until he noticed the image attached to the second one.

surely he'll be thinking about you for the rest of the day after seeing it. the one that made him click on your chat, the one that got lips curving into a smirk, the one that got the boner on his shorts.

it's a picture of you. your body lays on your shared bed, breasts free of any bra with your nipples perked up, one of your hands holding your phone up to your face while the other disappears inside the lacy panties adorning your hips, hinting what you've probably been done for the past minutes.

it's a mirror picture. the same mirror he got on the ceiling of your bedroom, specifically above your bed because he wanted you to watch when he fucks you in missionary.

he's totally making that picture his lockscreen. because he's just this kind of freak.

and he's totally excusing himself to the locker room to enjoy his break, fingers quickly moving to text back a response.

"keep cumming till you can't anymore [02:50 PM]"

"ya better be nice and wet for me when i get home [02:51 PM]"

oh, and he's 100% snapping a few pictures of his hand covered in his cum and sending it to you when he's done.

shoei barou

shoei barou can't believe his eyes. he thinks you might've gone insane at this point.

he knew it would come back to bite him in the ass sooner or later, to date such a nasty person like you... but what could he do? he loved you after all.

even when you decided to give him a boner in the middle of his cleaning.

he couldn't help but worry a little when his phone rang non-stop, the exclusive sound he gave your number so he would know it was you just from hearing it, indicating you'd sent him a few texts. and as much as cleaning was sacred to him, you were way more important than the dishes he was doing.

oh, what a right regretful choice.

"shoeeeeei [04:28 PM]"

"miss u sososo muchhhh [04:28 PM]"

"wanna be with youuuu [04:29 PM]"

unlocking his phone, the first messages got him to calm down, at least he knew that you were safe. he smiled to himself, reading through your sweet texts. he really thought nothing of it at first, he was used to your clinginess – especially when you had to go to work –, that was probably just you being your lovely self.

that's until he scrolled down and saw the image attached to your chat.

it was a picture of you. probably hidden in the restroom, your face is off the screen, just lips and chin showing but surely not the most eye-catching element in the pic.

his gaze is unconsciously attracted to your uniform, with enough buttons open to show your cleavage and the red, lacy bra framing your breasts, he can't deny his dick twitches at the sight. like a cherry atop the cake, a necklace hangs from your neck with a 'B' pendant resting right in the middle of your tits, a faint bruise on your skin thanks to the hickey he gave you a while ago.

he reads the caption.

"yk, it's soooo hot today [04:32 PM]"

"can't wait to be home and get rid of these clothes >.< [04:33 PM]"

he's too stunned to even think of responding, eyes bulging as he stares at his screen perplexed. he can feel his dick straining against his shorts, breath heavy as lust washes over him, heat creeping up his neck and reaching his cheeks the longer he looks at the picture.

it's your next message that takes him out of his trance, his heart pounding in his chest and blood rushing through his veins, eagerness getting the best of him when he places his hand over his bulge, squeezing it slightly as he reads your text.

"hopefully i'll be home soon [04:35 PM]"

"so wait for me my love <3 [04:35 PM]"

he's looking forward to it.

[eekahchu]

190 hours and 50 minutes later, I have finally finished Dragon Age The Veilguard..

I LOVED IT! I'm SO happy that my Inquisitor finally got some closure.. MY HEART! 🥰

My only regret is that I forgot to get one singular thing that would have gotten me the after credits scene. I thought I did but apparently I hadn't. Thankfully it was just a teaser of who the next game's antagonist would be but we likely won't be getting another one so...

Fuck EA.

I don't care what anyone says, I loved the writing, the characters, and even though it took me a bit to get used to the gameplay- I loved it too. (I also hadn't played a video game in years bc of my chronic pain conditions so I was very rusty going into it.)

As a trans-nonbinary person, the trans representation in Veilguard was also so SO wonderful to see. (Fuck y'all "anti-woke" transphobes, our stories are important to tell!)

Do I have my criticisms of the game? Sure. But my enjoyment outweighs them by A LOT. This game has become very important to me and I definitely plan to play it many more times in the future.

Now that the DA team has been dissolved I can definitely see that Veilguard's story reads as if they knew this was possibly the last Dragon Age game. It seems to tie up every lore mystery they could possibly stuff into one game and the message is very much a hopeful one.. (Excluding the ominous after-credit teaser, of course) That Thedas can be a better place. That the world can be a better place. That light will inevitably cut through the darkness.

I appreciate that message so much. Especially right now.

I hope you'll consider playing it if you've been on the fence! In my opinion, it is very much worth the time.

[yourgoldendeer]

For the little snide parentheses about arteta's spending...we needed to? All your trophy comments have evidently shown you didn't care about city before the oil money poured in, but despite how poor that team was, the worst city side was still better than the team arteta got. Arteta did a rebuild, just as pep did. Matter of fact, city have spent less not because guardiola's some huge brained transfer god, but because Guardiola historically doesn't deal with big squads. When you have a smaller squad, you have smaller expenditures. And I think we can all see what that small squad has amounted to after being pushed by the nature of the fixture congestion. As for "hard earned money" I don't see any other board atm coming under fire for 134 (could even be more atp these charges are somehow multiplying by the day lmao) charges of financial fraud, do you? Spurs have more money spent on the team (and mostly) the stadium, have wealth rivalling real madrid, yet they're not under fire, so why is your "hard earned" cash so criticised?

For the ref point, yeah no it's very evident you're just a gloryhunter now lmao. Just to pull up some numbers, michael oliver has officiated 50 city games, with not a single city player ever getting hit with a red card under his jurisdiction. He has officiated less arsenal games and yet...well, molineux was merely the most recent example. It has gotten so bad, if you went to the premier league website and looked at the article for red card worthy offences (I apologise I don't remember the exact title atm), the picture given is a doku boot to the face of macallister, which was, ironically not given as a foul.

"best cbs, best midfielders" I don't think a realistic arsenal fan believes in either of those tbh. Saliba is CLOSE to the best cb, but vvd has been dominating that scene. Odegaard is great, but he's not KDB and we know that. Rice is the best dm defensively speaking but the overall best is undoubtedly a tie between rodri and guimaraes. To counter your point though, I thought you guys had the best striker? Why did he have only 10 touches in 90 minutes? I thought you guys had the best creative midfielder? Why does he need to be benched and used as a hail Mary despite no major injuries? Odegaard was out at the amex playing with an illness, what's stopping pep from deploying KDB? I thought pep was the managing god, yet why do his centerbacks struggle with the slightest pressure from a 5ft 8 LW, why did his Starboy english midfielder somehow forget to track thomas partey, why can't his current goalkeeper, whose been getting enough minutes in big games, save a goal or throw a proper pass (seriously whenever ortega had the ball it was downright hilarious it was like he was edersons ten y/o son desperately trying to find his father's technique).

And you once again show your utter lack of knowledge about anything in the football sphere with the last paragraph. It genuinely gets a bit repetitive when all your yapping amounts to is "well you have no trophies so you can't say shit". Just cause kane has no trophies to his name, is endrick better than him? And I love how you have so many excuses for city's bad form this season, as if your manager hasnt been managing for roughly the same amount of years as ethan nwaneri has been alive. Your board literally has ("allegedly") supplied more money than is allowed by the league, your manager, as you love to reiterate has more trophies than arteta will ever win, so why does he allow this to happen? Is he blind? Does he lack the basic foresight to get a proper backup for rodri, does he not understand what age does to footballers? Your whole point boils down to "you have no trophies you fucking peasant how about you look at yourselves playing in the mud" but arsenal are probably the MOST self loathing club? Because that's the standards set? Arteta will get flak despite a win or a loss, and believe me when I say the city fixture is the second time this season that the man has gotten unanimous support from the fans, the first being the reverse fixture at the etihad. We have not stopped being humble, even before the game we doubted if we'd come out on top, because guess what? We respect your club. And we respect your manager, and evidently so did arteta. Untill the MLS goal his body language clearly showed he was expecting some hidden spark from the city side, some trap to be sprung. It wasn't untill MLS scored that he realised "oh shit they're just awful today". That's the difference. We respected liverpool before our game, we even respected our UCL opponents (minus dinamo zagreb for their fans' behavior).

I don't recall ever saying the "how dare you spend" point? Maybe you skimmed through my post so quickly you just started hallucinating? Relating to city's January transfers I only brought up the fact that there was such a huge fuss made about these new fresh youngsters that'd breathe life into city's game, and yet only marmoush was allowed on the starting lineup (that too on an awkward number 10 spot where he directly got in the way of sevinho) and if I'm not wrong the other 2 (?) weren't even used as subs.

And maybe it's easy for you to forget, but we weren't celebrating after the etihad fixture? Arsenal's reaction was mostly anger aimed at the trossard red card and haaland, the only fans celebrating at the result, out of, and this is honest to god, the entire league, were city fans? I know spurs, United, chelsea and Liverpool fans, and neither in my own friend groups nor on the entire football youtube space did I find a single non-city fan going "ahahaha damn city really deserved that equaliser".

And for another counterpoint to your usual "boohoo arsenal are moaning about refs" anthem, Bernardo silva, in full view of the cameras, kicked trossard in the stomach after he had already fallen down and was dispossessed of the ball, and yet...no foul. Forget cards, the ref didn't even look at his direction. I'd love to know if you think that's card worthy or not, because your answer would immediately prove your credibility for football opinions.

im going to explain this like someone would explain it to a little kid bc some arsenal fans are very dumb wont say another word for it bc they are also very uh sensitive...?

haaland told your players to stay humble because they act and celebrate as if they have won a treble or a ucl or a prem (yk all the trophies city has won) so he said it for you guys to chill out and know your place. Now, the team and the whole fanbase got super offended even though everyone knew what haaland meant and he is right. However, the fanbase and your team have proven his point countless times throughout the season....and you just don't get it. This match probably means to you exactly what it meant to city to complete the treble or 4 in a row. We are not on the same level. That is just a literal fact.

now are city having a bad season...100% that is also a fact. However, even though we are having a bad season does this mean haalands point is not true? no. it is true. the past 2-3 years your whole arguement has been "well how can we compete with them" we've been shit. and your still not winning the league HAHAHA. so my advice to you arsenal people is to look on the inside and just maybe come to the conclusion you guys think youre the shit when you are simply not...?

[fullsunhyuk]

being a non-asian kpop stan is such a pain cause i went to pre-order youth in the shade for like 30€ and they were gonna charge me 80€ for shipping like um no thanks

[lunar-wandering]

my mom: the dog has a grooming appointment at 4.

me, who has a class at 4:30 and has to rely on my mom for transportation: oh, okay, you can head over and drop her off and then drive back here and take me over to the university, and then head back there in time for her appointment to end.

my mom: but they said the appointment would take only ten minutes

me: ....they say that every time. and every time it's been 30 minutes at least. every time. you cannot rely on what the estimated time will be. listen to me. listen to me. drive back here immediately after you drop her off, I'll be ready to go. do not sit and wait in the dog groomer's parking lot.

anyways. one guess as to what the fuck she did and who was late for class.

[roaringroa]

they should make a life where you don't have appointments, work, school and scheduled events every single day for months on end

[aeolianblues]

I'm not an extrovert. At all. In everyday life, I'm a yapper, sure, but I need someone to first assure me I am okay to yap, so I don't start conversations, even when I really want to join in sometimes! It's just the social anxiety acting up. God knows where from and why I lose a lot of my inhibitions when it comes to talking to people about music. I don't know where the confidence has suddenly sprung from. I've made a crazy amount of friends in musical circles, either just talking to people about common music or (since it is after all in music circles) talking to bands about their own music. I let out a sigh of relief any time an interaction goes well, because in truth it's going against my every instinct. I wish I could do that in everyday life

[it-is-i-zim]

Fellas? We ain't okay over here.

[scopophobia-polaris]

first female loz director and the gerudo seem to be written fine enough? wow... there ain't no way I thought we were in the worst timeline after totk

Yeah got through the main quest with the gerudo, it wasn't painful! It wasn't even bad! Still got them outfits but for the most part it was like oh cool!

I would say a lot of that oh cool is from the fact they didn't do a lot to even fuck it up to begin with, I'm gonna be real with yall this game is NOT worth $60USD

Edit: lemme say one thing, you know when people were being like damn totk story wasn't dark or mature at all why was this compared to Majora's mask again? And then all the zeldatwt people came out and said zelda is just a kid series domt expect good writing uH

This one feels like a kid's game. That ain't to say it's terrible I would say, hell I'm not far in it if I get something crazy that's like OH FUCK I'll reblog this post and say something but uh.....game for babies I'm gonna be shocked if anyone struggles with any puzzles cuz you CAN CHEESE THEM EASY ITS 🫢🤭

EDIT EDIT: I SWEAR IM NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE A DOWNER..... @ezlo-x HAS BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME IVE BEEN PLAYING....THEY KNOW I HAVENT BEEN A PARTY POOPER.....

[mommyownsmee]

50 WAYS TO TALK TO SOMEONE WHILE THEY HAVE AN ORGASM 1/3

That’s it, baby. Just like that.

I love the way you fall apart for me. Every sound, every little twitch—I feel all of it.

You’re gripping me so tight, baby. I can feel how badly you need this.

You’re so sensitive right now, aren’t you? Every little touch sends you higher.

Don’t fight it, baby. Let it take over. Let yourself sink into it.

You sound so damn pretty when you lose yourself like this.

That’s it, keep cumming for me. Let me hear every little moan, every gasp.

Shhh, just feel it. Don’t think, don’t hold back. You’re safe.

I love how desperate you are for this, how you let me take you apart piece by piece.

Your whole body is trembling, baby. I can feel how deep this is hitting you.

There you go, baby. Let yourself go, let it crash over you.

I can feel how tight you’re getting, like your body is begging for more.

You’re so close, I can feel it. Don’t hold back, baby. Give me everything.

That pretty little whimper? Yeah, I know exactly what it means.

Your legs are shaking, your breath is coming in little gasps—you’re almost there.

Keep grinding against me, just like that. Use me. Take what you need.

You look so fucking good like this, completely lost in it.

Look at you, baby. So wrecked, so desperate. I love seeing you like this.

I can feel it coming, feel the way your whole body is begging for release.

Let your body shudder for me, let me feel every little tremor.

That’s it, love. Keep squeezing me, pulling me deeper.

I know it’s too much, but you love it, don’t you?

You don’t have to do anything, baby. Just let me take care of you.

Your breath is all shaky, your body arching—yeah, that’s it. Let me have you.

Keep your legs open for me. I want to watch every second of this.

That’s my good girl/boy. So obedient, so perfect for me.

I can feel your heartbeat racing, the way your muscles tense—I know it’s coming.

Just let it steal your breath, let it shake through you.

Every little whimper, every gasp—I want to hear all of it.

Don’t stop now, you’re doing so good for me.

You love being pushed like this, don’t you? Letting me take you right to the edge.

Stay with me, baby. Let yourself drown in it.

Every sound you make is making me crazy. You don’t even know how good you are for me.

You’re a mess, baby. A beautiful, desperate mess.

Let yourself fall apart completely. That’s what I want.

I want to see you ruined, wrecked, so gone you can’t even think.

Your body is begging for it. Every inch of you is desperate for more.

Give it to me, baby. All of it. Don’t hold back.

That’s it, ride it out, let it take you under.

You’re twitching so hard, gasping for air—you’re cumming so fucking hard, aren’t you?

You can’t stop shaking, can you? I love seeing you like this.

Just let go, baby. Let it break you down.

I love how helpless you are for me in this moment.

You sound so fucking perfect when you come undone like this.

Keep holding on to me, baby. Let me take you through every second of it.

I want to feel every little aftershock, every little shudder.

Stay with me, baby. Don’t rush it. Just feel.

That’s it, love, just breathe through it. I’ve got you.

You’re throbbing, and aching for more, aren’t you?

You’re shaking. I can feel it. Don’t fight it, let it keep washing over you.

Find part 2/3 here -> Find part 3/3 here

[mysicklove]

dropped the worst essay of my life but at least it’s done 💖

[steevejr]

30 year old birthday pros:

-hang out wit friends

-watch hotel Transylvania 2 : the fetish film

-play video games and get snacks

- 6ish months on t and pass to cops

Cons;

- first car accident

-my car hates me and is ruined forever

Pros:

-car got to bite another car ? that’s enrichment maybe?/

-driver was a former Kia soul driver which reaffirms my theory that only kia souls can damage another Kia soul

[theo-decker]

Going to hk for new year's day and missing the fireworks because you were too fucking eepy>>>>>

[quasi-normalcy]

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