#i got avery brainrot

[kyngsnake]

in all his yippee-ki-yay glory.

additional outfits under the cut

[guppygiggles]

.

[fnlbeautifca]

its getting close to my birthday and i have brainrot soo DOL LIs when its your birthday!!

if not specified, it will assume highest love :3c for some (great hawk specifically T_T) im not 100% sure on, so im sorry if its not accurate to the character… i did my best…

alex: most likely forgets about it until they check the calendar for today while making breakfast. i think they would make pancakes with a heart shape drawn on the top :3c the day is the same as any other, except by the end of it they give you a gift that is of your imagination ^^

avery: i feel like they might take you on a date, but actually ask for preference this time. it really depends on how much they like you… miiiight get you some flowers or maybe some nice jewlery

black wolf: doesnt really understand. but happy to spend the day with you anyway ^^ theyre just a little guy dont fault them here..!! maybe theyll bring you a dead deer or something

eden: probably got your birthday info from bailey, and makes you their best attempt at a cake. im not sure how good at cooking/baking they are, i hc them as being good at making edible, necessary foods like stew (but thats off topic!) i think they would make their best attempt at a small cake, and of course youd spend the day together. MIGHT indulge a night on the town if you ask really nicely and they like you a lot

great hawk: brings you nice little trinkets as a gift and maybe somehow steals a sweet treat from a [convenient place]… maybe flies you around a little. very romantic

kylar: obviously already knows its your birthday whether you told them or not; gives you a gift tailored to your exact interest/or needs at the moment + flowers and a cute card. insists that you spend the day out with them… please go out with them. they will be sad T_T

robin: gives you a handmade gift + card… if able to, they might buy you something small (cheap stuffed toy or maybe a book you mentioned to want)… they would like to spend the day with you and would be overjoyed if you invited them out on a birthday outing :3c

sydney: (p!syd idk how c!syd acts im sorry…) depending on their love, as a friend theyd get you a card and small gift. with higher love, theyd still get you a gift and a card and maybe some flowers… they also want to spend the day with you, and if you want to go out with them on your special day, theyd be over the moon :3!!! i imagine a romantic stroll on the beach…

whitney: last but not least!!!! depending on their love they might not know or care. if they know its your birthday and theyre at low love and high dom, theyd probably make you go out and do some mischief with them. with high love, i can see them getting you a cheap gift (probably a stuffed animal tbh) and flowers IF theyre feeling especially nice today. what are you looking at them for? its no big deal. they dont even care about you. they just felt like it today. for no particular reason. :3c (still makes you go out with them for a birthday date. if its a rainy day i can see it as a romantic walk in the park with a couple of milkshakes. simple! but thats okay :3c)

[rzyraffek]

Yall im bored and i have dol brainrot. Here u go random mostly sfw headcanons. Most of them are just jokes btw don't take this seriously. Beware i am not dol master so If something is inaccurate pls dont crucify me. Request open btw

Includes: what kind of music they lisen, random stuff they do, ect.

I used they/them for both PC and love intrests so some of those sentences were a hell to write

Tw: me going crazy over Avery (i have issues, pls if what I wrote was weird, just close your eyes and idk explode irl idc)

Random DOL headcanons

Kylar

IM FUCKING CONVINCED that this owl plushy that they give to PC has a camera inside. Im not sure if thats mensioned in game AND I didnt see anyone talk about this. But this dude litteraly says "make sure to put it somewhere high so it can protect you/watch you over" (im not 100% sure what they said but it was along those lines)

Wants to have matching black nails with PC

If their heart wouldnt beat so fast everytime PC gets close to them, Kylar acually would OFTEN fall asleep on PC's lap or shoulder (especially in school)

If s/o is afab, Kylar is defnitly into period sex

Had a huge zombie phase and has whole plan (in details) about how and what to do in case of zombie apocalypse acually happening (and they would acually lighten up if PC mensions anything about zombies, Kylar will talk about them whole night!)

Average phonk listener

Sidney

Sometimes wakes up in middle of night after nighmares and wishes PC would be there

High purity sindey will nervously figet with cross-neckace everytime they have lewd thoughts about PC

Overthinker

Sometimes when they pray together he pretends to have eyes closed but they acually look at PC cuz omg love, you look stunning

Watched Barbie with PC (liked it very much)

Lisens to Mitski

Pure Sydney cried after lisening to cupcake songs

Great Hawk

Dude is a simp

Loves when PC has flowers in their hair, and please give them some too!

If PC praises hawk when they give PC expensive objects (jewellery, wallets, purses ect) this harpy guy/gal will call them "little crow"😭 cuz from Hawks perspective thats how it looked like- they find wife, wife sad, they give shiny, wife happy.

(Alr guys this one is a 50/50 cuz im not sure if harpys have hands? Or just wings?) He discovered hand holding and now he wants to hold PC hand all the time!! But his claws sharp so be careful

Likes when PC has colorful hair

Sounds of Forest and other birds (and bird-people) are only sounds he music he needs 🦅

Got scared bcs there was a rock/metal music concert in city and it was loud and he was very upset

Eden

Dude wants to have kids so bad😭😭

Very tall!

If Pc is tiny/short, this guy/gal will pick them up with one hand and just carry PC back to their home

PLEASE kiss their old scars, and complement them! Eden doesnt really like how they look (they are not insecure but they just dont find time to pamper themselfs and look all fancy)

Sometimes wakes up in middle of night with cold sweat and checks if PC is still there

Conteplated if plant people are eatable

Hates deep water

Will say "I dont lisen to music" and then gets judged by PC and me. ( he enjoys some romantic old songs, i guess he likes Micheal Jackson? Maybe the ink spots??Idk)

Avery

Dude just wants to have good reputation😭😭 and nice looking PC

Tbh I would enjoy Avery-dad-figure content😭 like PC just doing all this stuff just to be accepted by some guy that could be their dad😭 their are fatherless afterall😭. Like hear me out PC just craving platonic love from this dude while he just wants to smash😓 (tbh he is not always doing sexuall stuff, sometimes he just vibes)

Pls dude is like 40 wtf is he doing with his life

*in car* "I swear PC if you say anything more about kpop im leaving you in forest"

Lisens to chrismas music😭

Ivory

Dude ate a squirrel once

I wanna cuddle them

Pls they look wet and cold, give them a nice towel and later blanket

Definitely got scared by their own reflection in mirror once

Can talk to animals

Lisens to gothic music

Likes bugs (months, Beatles, bees)

Alex

Dude lisens to Pitbull while working at farm

Picks PC up and throws them on hay piles for fun

Alex and Remy should settle this beef for good, they both should do kahoot about farm animal knowlage and no more "no its my farm not yours!" Bullshit

Watches soap opera when bored

Wears cowboys hats

Ginger

Leninghton

Rizzing up people twice younger than him (hes like 40 or something)

Enjoys board games and omg he loves card games

Hes probably married tbh

Has reddit account😔

The photos he takes in classes? He sells them

He and Bailey should kiss in meat grinder for beating PC ass for no reason🤩😍

[imecliptic]

since i’m having an inheritance games brainrot currently, i decided to throw together taylor swift songs/lyrics that i thought fit the characters. it was actually really hard but i’d totally do it again-

Avery Kylie Grambs: …Ready For It? - “Knew he was a killer first time that I saw him. Wonder how many girls he had loved and left haunted. But if he's a ghost, then I can be a phantom, holdin' him for ransom.”

Libby Grambs: Tied Together With A Smile(I also really considered Begin Again) - “I guess it's true that love was all you wanted, 'cause you're givin' it away like it's extra change, hoping it will end up in his pocket, but he leaves you out like a penny in the rain.”

Nash Westbrook Hawthorne: Fearless - “We're drivin' down the road, I wonder if you know I'm tryin' so hard not to get caught up now. But you're just so cool, run your hands through your hair. Absentmindedly makin' me want you.”

Grayson Davenport Hawthorne: cardigan - “You drew stars around my scars, but now I'm bleedin'. 'Cause I knew you, steppin' on the last train, marked me like a bloodstain, I- I knew you tried to change the ending; Peter losing Wendy.”

Jameson Winchester Hawthorne: Mine - “Do you remember, we were sittin', there by the water? You put your arm around me for the first time. You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter. You are the best thing, that's ever been mine.”

Alexander Blackwood Hawthorne: The Archer - “I've been the archer, I've been the prey. Who could ever leave me, darling? But who could stay?”

Tobias Tattersall Hawthorne: Mastermind - “What if I told you none of it was accidental? And the first night that you saw me, nothing was gonna stop me? I laid the groundwork and then, just like clockwork the dominoes cascaded in a line. What if I told you I'm a mastermind?”

Skye Hawthorne: the last great american dynasty - “‘There goes the last great American dynasty’ ‘Who knows if she never showed up, what could've been’ ‘There goes the most shameless woman this town has ever seen’ ‘She had a marvelous time ruinin' everything’.”

Zara Hawthorne-Calligaris: Better Than Revenge - “I had it all I had him right there where I wanted him. She came along, got him alone, and let's hear the applause; She took him faster than you could say ‘sabotage’.”

Toby Hawthorne: closure - “Don't treat me like some situation that needs to be handled. I'm fine with my spite, and my tears, and my beers and my candles. I can feel you smoothing me over”

Pearl O’day: no body, no crime - “She thinks I did it but she just can't prove it. No, no body, no crime. I wasn't letting up until the day he… died.”

Alisa Ortega: Midnight Rain - He was sunshine, I was midnight rain. He wanted comfortable, I wanted that pain. He wanted a bride, I was making my own name.”

Maxine Liu: dorothea - “You got shiny friends since you left town, a tiny screen's the only place I see you now, and I got nothing but well wishes for ya.”

Thea Calligaris: New Romantics - “We need love, but all we want is danger. We team up, then switch sides like a record changer. The rumors are terrible and cruel; But honey, most of them are true.”

Rebecca Laughlin: tolerate it - “I greet you with a battle hero's welcome. I take your indiscretions all in good fun. I sit and listen, I polish plates until they gleam and glisten. You're so much older and wiser and I.”

Emily Laughlin: Wildest Dreams - “Say you'll remember me, standing in a nice dress, staring at the sunset, babe. Red lips and rosy cheeks; Say you'll see me again, even if it's just in your wildest dreams.”

[chimerapartyhouse]

Got to experiance the Pen's Marriage mod quest and HOLY WHAT THEY DID AN AMAZING JOB. It has inspired so much brainrot in me now that I can have my true pairing together again. The two together simultaneously make each other feral and calmer. So I'm dumping the shitposts I wrote here.

Ruber-Roseus says:

"Was told yer were beating up inmates constantly. Why they'd think letting yer near anyone was a good idea I don't know... (quietly) Good lad." 

"Oh look, I get to return the favour finally. We're now a couple who wears matching clothes. Congrats." 

"Gunna need two copies of yer book. One for yer to sign, the other ta bash yer nogging with." 

"Hate to break it to yer Honey, but the big not-bandit has the hots for me. Take from that info what yer want." 

"...Yes, I would love to sit on yer back as you do push ups. Missed you." 

"People in town refuse to talk to me cause of this mess. Thanks by the way."

(Pen trying to bite him in public) "Bad dog!" 

"I should 'ave asked Avery for a paycheck for this." 

"I'D THROW YA TO THE PERIPHERIES BUT THEN I'D FEEL BAD FOR EVERY LIVING THING THERE!" 

"That's it, hold my hand. I'm not letting go till yeh behave." 

"Grace is going to kill me if Logan doesn't first." 

"Get OFF ME. SomEONE here actually has a job that pays BILLS."

"Yes, you're hot. Yes, I love your muscles, looks, hair, jawline, voice. All your stuff. But please behave in public, you've traumatised Burgess more than enough already." 

"I would threaten to tie you up but I know that's not a threat to you." 

"Fine, instead I'll tie you up, have my fun, and leave you there." (Threat works.) 

"Been wanting to introduce you to my Ma but what would I even tell her now?!" 

"Let me sit on your lap and cuddle me, Kitten. Work was exhausting." 

"If you get us banned from the Blue Saloon one day I will never forgive you." 

"Honey, please get yer hand off me ass." 

Pen forgoing his usual tracksuit for more revealing clothing cause he's cover in certain kinds of bruises. 

(Pull out a stool, places it in front of Pen, stands on it.) "Now listen here ya little-" 

"You're lucky I love you so much, and that others hold me back, or else I'd be the one in prison." 

Finding Ruber passing out at stupid times from exhaustion turns from funny to sad real fast. Worse so when Pen learns why it keeps happening. 

"I can't even torture you in normal ways. I could threaten suffocation and you'd just go 'mh, yes please'."

"It is an actual miracle that no one has seriously tried to separate us. Maybe we mellow each other out enough that it's not worth it." 

"I wonder if it's possible to teach Rosy how to cook cause I'm scared of what you'll do to my precious kitchen if you use it." 

(Pen and Rosy getting envious of each other.) "Ladies, I love you both dearly."

Punishes Pen by slipping in really hot chilli pepper into his food. Not Duvos Pepper levels, but it does the job when he's done something seriously bad. 

"Something may have slipped out during a talk with Pablo. So sorry if the town acts weirder than usual soon." 

"For the last time, stop reading that damn book my Ma gave ya! I thought you didn't want kids anyway?!" 

"You can big-talk all you want, you've still never beaten me at whack-a-mole." 

"Sorry, being pretty is exhausting." (Collapses into Pen's arms.) 

"There are days where I wonder, 'what if?'. And then see your ass and immediately dismiss the idea." Pen: Do you mean me or my- (muffled squeak) "I mean your glorious globes." (Slapped his ass.) 

Ruber laying his head on Pen's chest. "You can say your heart is unbeating all you want. I can hear it calling for me." 

"If you make one more 'rabbit in heat' joke I'm sending you back to prison." 

"My Crystal, I promise I'm no longer interested in Justice. If it helps, I would have kicked your ass to the curb long ago if it were the case. You can also talk to Pablo too, that man will never stop interfering with my love life." 

"Snow Leopard, Pablo and Vivi agreed to help me make a new custom wardrobe for yer. It's your turn to be the dress up doll."

[caffeineyum]

Muffins (Chapter 4)

so the brainrot got to me, had finish this before I could focus on grad work. Little NSFW this time, here we goooo! @biomecharnotaurus

“The bastards are slow learners compared to last class,” Johnson complained as he and Alba made their way to the cafeteria. 

“They’ll get there,” Alba replied. 

“They better,” Johnson shook his head. “Or they’ll end up being an ass sorry bunch of Spartans,” He spat, as they walked into the cafeteria. 

“You know that won’t happen,” Alba reassured, handing the man a tray for his food. Johnson took it and the two made their way down the line grabbing the food they wanted. 

“They ain’t ready,” Johnson stated as they found a seat. The two stared at each other both unwavering gazes meeting. Both of them knew what that meant, the final training exercise before being official ‘Spartan IVs’. It was grueling topside training exercise on the glassed surface of Africa. 

“I’ve already pushed back the exercise once,” Alba sighed. “What else can we do?” She asked, Alba was confident in the ability of this class she had seen their potential. But Avery had a point, they were not exactly on track to face the last ‘test.’

Johnson chewed on his cigar before finally pulling it out of his mouth to take a bite of food. Alba knew he was trying to think of something. 

“Well we’ve got a month,” he said. “We have to tell them the truth,” Johnson light slammed his fist onto the table when he said truth. 

“Tell them how they’ll make a ‘sorry bunch of Spartans’,” Alba cracked a smile. 

“Exactly, and you gotta be the one to do it,” He  determined. 

“Deal,” Alba agreed, then suddenly a pair of hands reached to cover her eyes. At first she felt all her muscles tense, ready to defend herself. Then Alba recognized the slight callouses and a recent burn from a baking tray. Jane, Alba felt herself smile a little.

“Guess who?” Jane’s voice asked. 

“Jane,” Alba answered and Jane removed her hands. Jane took a seat a next to Alba. She was still wearing her apron, Alba figured this must have been a meal break of some sort. 

“Hi! Can I sit with you two? After I get my food?” Jane asked. Alba nodded.

“S-sure,” She replied then look over to Johnson who gave her a nod. 

“Ok I’ll be back!” Jane called as she went off the get her food. 

“That the muffin lady?” Johnson asked and Alba nodded confirming watching Jane get her food. “She’s pretty,” Johnson remarked, Alba nodded in agreement. Although Alba thought Jane was more like a sun, gracing anything around her with her light.  

“So ya like girls?” Johnson asked. Alba only stared at him blankly not understanding what he meant by that. “Are ya a carpet muncher?” Johnson tried again only to be met with another confused stared. “Scissor sister?” Alba raised an eyebrow. “Muff licker?” Alba’s forehead wrinkled and her lips pressed together, now she was even more perplexed. “Ya know are ya a Dyke?” Alba slowly shook her head no, the vocabulary lost on her. “Do you know what the ladies like Alba?” Johnson finally asked with a smirk. 

“I-I know Jane likes hugs,” Alba stuttered, attempting to answer, her face bright red. Only knowing that Avery was referencing something sexual. Alba had no experience in that category. She only knew that Jane’s hugs made her feel warm and special. 

Johnson let out a small belt of a laugh. 

“Well that’s just adorable,” Avery chuckled as Jane sat her tray down next to Alba’s.

“What were you two talking about?” Jane wondered.

“Oh nothing, just how much Alba likes you. She told me you make some excellent muffins,” Johnson gave Jane a smile. 

“Really?” Jane asked looking up at Alba. The Spartan was bright red now. Thinking about how in the world two women would have sex and now realizing that people probably had sex for more than its “intended purpose”. It all made sense now… What she overheard from ODSTs… people really did have sex for more than reproduction. Damn. 

“Well I’m glad she likes me and the muffins!” Jane smiled and gave Alba a side hug. Somehow Alba’s face got redder as Alba returned the side hug. The Spartan started to sweat. Would something like ‘that’ be nice? How would it feel? Jane was involved in all these questions. All of it made Alba want to pull her shirt up over her face and pretend the world didn’t exist. The Spartan felt her shoulders tense as she subconsciously tried to make herself as small as possible.  

Suddenly Alba felt a little kick from under the table. Alba snapped back to reality, making eye contact with Johnson. He had definitely kicked her and he was saying something. 

“Hey Alba, Jane just asked you said about her.” Johnson filled her in. 

“I-I said you like hugs,” Alba mumbled, still flustered. “And I think you’re amazing,” Alba found herself smiling at Jane. It was a weird smile, one that her body seemed to be doing unconsciously. The two women made eye contact. 

“Thank you!” Jane smiled back. “I think you’re absolutely wonderful and very sweet,” Jane’s grey eyes sparkled like stars and for a second Alba had to remind herself that she wasn’t looking at an angel. 

“Thanks,” Alba smiled wider, that was the best compliment she had ever received.

“Alba’s a badass. She’s got more covie kills than everyone on this boat combined and she’s the best damn instructor in the whole UNSC,” Johnson boasted.

“Oh I didn’t know I was in the presence of a UNSC warrior queen,” Jane responded. “Your majesty,” she joked faking a bow. Alba chuckled, thinking about how far ‘warrior Queen’ was from who she really was; a failed Spartan program experiment with a crazy ability to kill. But it felt nice to be seen in a different light. 

“And she never gets cold. I’ve seen this woman prance around in below zero like it’s a flowery meadow!” Johnson added. Alba tilted her head at him, why did he mention that?

“Well she really warm whenever I hug her,” Jane nodded. “It’s nice because this ship is so cold,” the smaller woman added. 

“I-If you’re cold,” Alba stuttered. “I have an extra jacket, I could… give you,” she offered. Alba didn’t really use her jackets, all but the UNSC issues hoodie that she wore only because it felt nice. Anything else was too heavy and she didn’t need it. Her augmentations kept her warmer than most jackets could. 

“Alba-“ Jane started before she was interrupted. 

“JANE! We need you back here now!” Someone yelled from behind the counter. 

“Shit,” Jane cursed as she stood up, it was the first time Alba had heard her curse. “I’ll see you tomorrow Alba!” Jane gave Alba a quick hug then grabbed her tray and bolted off in the direction of the kitchen. “Nice meeting you!” Jane called to Johnson. 

“Damn things were just starting to get good,” Johnson sighed. 

[angrelysimpping]

Will forever be devastated that we can’t meet Avery at the office building. I wanna be his favorite little intern!!! Like Avery was expecting some plain looking intern, only to have you walk in. At first he was worried you had managed to track him down, but judging by your too tight blouse, too short pencil skirt, and surprised expression, you probably hadn’t expected to see him either. He’s a bit jealous, honestly. He knew you two weren’t exclusive, but the idea that you were interacting with the other scumbags of the office made him uncomfortable. What if this is how you found your next sugar daddy? Avery might be wealthy, but he wasn’t the wealthiest person in this building. Well, he bets none of the other men here could make you moan like he makes you. None of them could make you cum just from their fingers. None of them fill you up like he does. Fuck…how about you bend over his desk so he can remind you?

Rambling because I’ve got Avery brainrot(it’s chronic😔)

-🥯

Yesssssssss. Yes, good, same

[starleska]

[oh hey ig what im talking about may still be new. Uh. Maybe slight spoilers for Avery Pokémon’s Sync Pair Story in Pokemon Masters EX?]

Star, I must repent. I think I followed you at the tail end of your Avery obsession. I must admit, I did NOT get it, I did not see The Vision™️

But things changed, you may already know, but I downloaded that mobile Pokémon game, Pokemon Masters EX, bc I’m broke and know no other option; Avery was put in the game…like…yestetday?; I go “OO! Star’s guy!”; I obtain Avery; etcetera etcetera, yada yada

It’s 5am, I’m sitting someone else’s house with little to do bc I was watching a family’s dogs while they were on a weekend trip. I open the app and decide to play the little side story for Avery bc ofc I love the 💖Lore💖 and thought it’d be cool to gain clues on who he is (bc there’s no introductions in the game, really. You just go in and they expect you to already know these guys…I, in fact, know none of these guys).

Avery greets the player and starts briefly talking about his powers, his family, his Slowpoke, gym leading, etc. (probably just referencing what already happened in Shield but-) and I’m like “…omg…he is lovely <3”

and. then I see him “teleport”. For the first time…I…HE DID SAY “oh I was supposed to have all these powers but only got Telekinesis” BUT. I WASNT . I WAS NOT READY. I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING!!!! BUT IT WASNT THAT TURN AROUND AND FULL SPRINT AWAY INTO THE NIGHT, LEAVING THREE (3) OF HIS POKEMON JUST SITTING IN FRONT OF ME, VIBING

I don’t remember what noises I made, but whatever it was, I startled awake all four of the dogs I was watching. I was almost SOBBING. That got me so bad. I still look up at the ceiling everytime I think about it.

Tragically, my YouTube search history is rapidly becoming a mess as I try to find every compilation of this guy ever,

bahahahahaha YES!!!!!! WELCOME TO THE AVERY CULT!!!!! oh it's so funny that as roach brainrot takes over my whole being, Avery finally gets you. we really can't control when that little light switches on and makes us insane, can we? 🙈💖

gosh i ought to check this Pokemon Masters EX game out-

MY LOVE!!!!!!! 🙈💖🙈💖🙈💖 OHHH so that's why i've seen so much gorgeous art of Avery over on Twitter over the last week!!! i thought people were just finally waking up to what a handsome and funny guy he is 🥰💖 i'm so, so happy he's become your husband too...you have to be confronted with what an elegant little weirdo he is to truly fall victim to his charm!! (i'm not gonna lie when i read you calling Avery 'Star's guy' i got so giggly 🙈🙈 now he's OUR guy!!!) oh my god. TELEPORT IS WHAT GOT YOU???? i'm in PIECES 😂😂😂 we love our silly fellas with a big slice of pathetic, don't we. bless his heart he's so troubled and has so much familial angst yet is equal parts bishie bully and ready to break down in tears at ANY second!! when did he start doing the teleport thing, do you think? has anyone ever told him how ridiculous(ly pretty) he looks? 😖💖💖💖 that art you've drawn of yourself is making my sides shake that is EXACTLY how i felt when i first saw Avery. just one look at his outfit and i was absolutely gone 😭😭 omg my goddd though Kayleigh McKee, his voice actress in Masters EX, does such an amazing job, i'm gobsmacked!!! i was kicking my legs hearing him laugh so haughtily 🥴💖 hufjgk i would kill to have him in a longer anime episode please good lord...!!! Mr Big Hat over here would be so terribly smug to know he's gotten you all flustered 🥴💖 very much looking forward to the inevitable ship art of yourself and Avery (and of course your other Pokéblorbos, because we can never have just one!! 🥰)...gosh you're making me want to draw him!!this is that time where i promote the hell out of my extremely talented friends who've drawn lovely art of Avery and my OC Nix (AKA Crystelekinesisshipping 😉): art by @/mruuhaha, art by @/MrKlausSelfShip, and art by @theredmists 🥰🥰 and to feed your little Avery fixation, i made this silly little AMV for him when in the throes of my own 🔥 lying down, blood on my face. there are too. many. pretty. characters. in the world. how dare you bring Avery back i am trying to rizz up a French bugman 😂😂 Lorelei, it is a pleasure as always!!! thank you for bearing with me while i've been crushed in fixation hell, you're a champion and i am IMMENSELY looking forward to reading through your Avery brainrot backlog 😉

[echovale052]

Who would win in a snowball fight?

A fandomcember prompt with my brainrot and shenanigans for the Corollary and it’s listener characters. Ranking them all for the silly reasons. :)

@frenchiefitzhere

1. Aspen & Goldie- The dynamic duo, i think they definitely would’ve pranked their students during midterms.

2. Hays- The amount of competitions the cousins had? This one is really close to Randi.

3. Randi- she’d be the one who forgot to build a wall of snow so she was hiding behind a really thin tree, but she’s still doing great.

4. Margot- she just snuck up on Hays and got them right in the face.

5. Carol- if she could be goaded into playing I think she’d get points for trying :)

6. Annex- Taking it a bit too seriously. Calm down heathen.

7. Cricket- They’re the one struggling to make a ball stay together.

Honorable good sports mentions: Avery, Lori, Dinah (if she could participate) and that one guy Goldie is with (I forgot his name I’m sorry)

Bad sports- The Eminence.

[futurequibblerjournalist]

Get to know me better

Got tagged by @orchideous-nox, promptly forgot about it for a good few days and now here we are!

Last Song: Let Me Down Easy by Daisy Jones and the Six lol

Fav Colour: Probably green? Most shades as long as they're not neon

Last Film/Show: I was about to say I didn't have an answer for that since I very rarely watch films/shows if ever, but I recently watched Saltburn after my friend kept sending me scenes from it lol

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: I used to think I leaned more sweet but that was definitely just a lie I was telling myself, I definitely lean more savoury

Relationship Status: Thankfully single lmao

Last Thing I Googled: This is gonna sound so awful but "insults about gay people" lmao,, I'm roleplaying as Avery and needed homophobic insults because my brain was too tired to come up with something itself vjfnbjgnbj

Current Obsession: Clearly it's marauders in general but specifically rosekiller and James are giving me some insane brainrot

Last Book: Last book I finished was I Was Born For This by Alice Oseman (which I honestly just considered to be so-so lol) but I'm currently reading The Henna Wars by Adiba Jaigirdar and it's been very good so far!

Looking Forward To: Writing something again, I've been in a bit of a slump lol

I've got no clue who has and hasn't been tagged in this anymore jvnfjbnjgn but feel free to do this as a bit of self-indulgent fun if you feel like it!

[guppygiggles]

EEEA- Ohmygosha MEANIE!!! T-the kisses thing- j-just- ack! B-but a joy to read?! Eeee im so glad!!

I-im putting this because im doing this while im typing but *taps feet excitedly* I-I really like y-your ler moods/ler mood posts…a-and characters…Avery is…*gulps*notintimidating- (iMLYING-)

I-im a good Lee about keeping my arms up while tickled for a while so I think…that’s good? W-would that be a good…lee thing to do when you ler..? I’m- im pretty sure I can keep my arms up until my armpits and belly button are tickled so much….b-but I can keep them up for a while!! And my feet still! I-I totally didn’t have a whole Lee mood about all those spots because of your art though- pshhhh- (iMLYINGAGAIN)

im- oh boy- anyways I- I hope you have a good day and your blog is oh so flustering- im gonna stop tying before my tummy tingles make me start screeching- okie bye !!

- Firefly Lee (ITSTHESAMEFROMTHETUMMYANON!!)

My, my. That really got to you~

Glad you're enjoying the brainrot I'm serving in my weird little kitchen, lightning bug. 💙

[bookwyrminspiration]

i feel like i need to spread my propaganda too. so. the southern reach trilogy by jeff vandermeer is so good ??? its got canon lgbt rep!!! really well executed eldritch horror!!! i know it really doesnt mean anything to say i dont get scared by books a lot because everyones tolerance is different, but these books had some incredibly tense moments. the protagonists switch up from book 1 and 2 but theyre both . such compelling characters. man the descriptions are so lurid.. the imagery.. etc. eternal brainrot

If I had a nickle for every time today I was recommended a dystopia sci-fi trilogy where each book title is just a foreboding word with a different distinct color cover for each that is dearly beloved by a mutual, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but its odd it happened twice.

I haven't heard of those books before, and just like avery you have managed a lot of words without actually telling me anything of what the book is about! but that's okay I think it's funny. looks like its not long either, just 200 pages I could knock that out quick. I won't be doing so soon, because like I've said so many times y'all are probably sick of it, very long and chaotic tbr so I don't have a specific time frame, but it is now on my radar :)

thank you for the propaganda! I appreciate being exposed to media I wouldn't have found otherwise, and I'm curious to see what it is about these books you like!

[lil-space-king]

Notable AUs

Andy, my OC, is my blorbo extreme. I've got blorbo brainrot disease, she's the cause, and there is no cure. So I've made A LOT of AUs. Here are some of them:

Pregnancy AU In this one Andy gets pregnant. So, you, dear make-believe reader, have no way of knowing this but in my own OC-verse, I've made The Raven Queen a transwoman. Can't remember how this started, and don't really care. To me it is canon. But even if she wasn't a transwoman, gods can get anyone pregnant b/c they're literally Gods and I said so. So, in this AU, Raven gets Andy pregnant with a demi-god and Andy, Deanne, and Raven end up raising 'Avery Mae' together. It's sweet.

Greaser AU Andy's a greaser in this one! This one's supposed to be like "50s proper" and instead of being kidnapped by a cult, Deanne is in an abusive loveless marriage. They meet on accident and Andy is immediately head over heels while Deanne is just shocked to discover lesbians exist and can be happy? Shenanigans (and a lot of kisses) ensue. I don't think Raven exists in this AU

Office AU Classic au, right? In this one, Raven is Andy's boss! There's a lot of sexual tension and office politics which eventually leads the two to a secret romance. They're not exclusive, both Raven and Andy are poly, but still, things get complicated when Andy drunkenly kisses Deanne at a Christmas party. (cue sexual awakening)

Royalty AU Deanne is a princess, Andy is a knight, Raven is an evil witch queen. Andy is the princess's knight, protector, bodyguard, etc. She takes her duty very seriously but can't help but fall in love with the beautiful woman. Deanne falls in love with her too, but they both know that her parents would never let this be, so it's a secret. Suddenly war breaks out and Deanne is captured and taken as a political hostage. Andy is injured in the same battle. Deanne manages to escape captivity, but it's a long arduous journey home, it takes years. Andy is determined to save Deanne, save her kingdom, but her body is broken and she turns to the evil queen's dark magic to help. She gets Deanne back on the throne (her parents dead in the interim) but she now owes a life of servitude to the witch queen.

Circus Freak AU In most AUs Andy is a red-head human instead of a tabaxi, but in this one, she's both a human and a tabaxi. Essentially the idea was to go circus freak with it. Andy has some rare genetic condition that makes her appear humanoid. As we know, circus freak tradition is generally pretty shitty, so it's no wonder that Deanne, who is actually just a little person, is seen as a 'freak'. Raven is a trapeze artist. The three fall in love and... escape the circus? I don't think I ever fully thought this one out but I thought the dynamics would be fun.

[kyngsnake]

I've gotten back into fallout thanks to you :)

My newest Sole survivor is Jayce Marlow, 33, Bisexual transmasc who is 6'1 and chaotic thanks to his ptsd from both the death of his wife (he's generic fo4 protag, but trans! ;)) and the war. Shaun was made with one of his eggs and an anonymous donor (Nora's older brother) thanks to him never having his ovaries removed (rip time of the month) while Nora carried and birthed him (Shaun not Jayce lmao). He's hopelessly in love with Danse, like Avery, those damn puppy eyes lol.

Obviously this isn't entirely fleshed out as he's brand new (like I made him a few hours ago new) but this is what I have so far!

By the way, how have you been doing? Sorry this got long, hope you enjoyed your Christmas and hope you have an even better new year! 💙

🤝 bisexual transmasc w ptsd

Lol glad I’m doing my part spreading the Fallout brainrot around. Jayce sounds interesting already! I’m always intrigued seeing different interpretations of how the Sole Survivor ended up with Shaun. And how can you not fall for those big brown eyes.

I’m doing alright. Holidays have been tough because a few members of my family aren’t in great health and that always seems to hit the hardest during this time of year. But on the whole things aren’t bad. I hope you had a lovely holiday season yourself!

[aviary-mechanic]

ways to meet

Starter ideas (?) DBH specific cuz welcome to brainrot. Ping me an ask, or a DM, happy to chat OOC or jump in.

"Ah, I see the consequences of my actions have finally decided to show up... fuck." Pre-revolution, or post-machine ending, Avery dabbled in "off-brand" android fixes, mainly for owners who couldn't spend a lot (or just didn't want to) on repairs. Aiding deviants in trying to escape would be absolutely on brand for her. Consequences? Surely, the powers that be have bigger fish to fry than a garage mechanic and scrap yard worker...

"I will literally be working for free with this discount I'm offering you, you're only paying what the owner of the place gets outta the deals. Just! Let me! Fidd-- I mean, s-see what the issue might be." Please, please let her work on your classic cars. She'll be giddy babbling about parts and specs. Bonus points if she can figure out a way to make her test driving it absolutely necessary to ensure she's fully fixed your issue....

"Uh... is... 'he had it coming' a defense..? No..? Ah... hm... shit then what-- oh! Oh oh! Self-defense! Or... wait isn't there something about a Good Samaritan law..? Can't I use that here? And uh... can we... not call an ambulance..? Boss doesn't really offer great insurance so uh--" She's no fan of Red Ice, but she's not stupid enough to try and engage dealers or users that deal and sell near the garage. Unless... someone tries pulling some bullshit in the shop, or harasses her customers. Then... well. Sure, she's got a black eye and busted lip... but you should see the other guy.

"Fuk's'sake! No no no no, move! I'm almost at the high score! I--I am not drunk. I am tipsy. There is a difference!" Getting drunk and then wandering over to an arcade to yell at games is absolutely a healthy way to cope with stress in life, and the ever-crushing hopelessness of barely-living-wage life (now extra threatened by way more skilled androids, yay). Now move, you're gonna screw her up. She's almost beat the high score.

"This wasn't even supposed to be my shift! I'm covering for Frankie! Why the bloody fuck did this have to happen now?!" Unfortunately, it's not too uncommon for Avery to be a witness to a crime, especially in that neck of Detroit. She's got a rather strong sense of self-preservation, and with it a tendency to keep her head the hell down unless the situation actually affects her livelihood. But the luck of the draw isn't always on her side, and a walk home, a random customer at the shop, or other wrong-place-wrong-time scenario have a few too many bad run-ins for her liking.