#i got a yuta photocard :)

[sluttyten]

my photocard manifestation skills have not been present really unfortunately 😭

[ihophashbrowns]

my nct album came, i have a job interview at the end of the week (the same place my mom and brother work), i took some korean notes today (alphabet, native/sino numbers, months, days of the week), and im having tacos for dindin? life is gewddd :3

[nudystar]

why is photocard collecting SO EXPENSIVE

[venussunrise]

my little sister got me the 2 baddies album for christmas and it came with posters and photocards but i don’t think i’m gonna add them to my kpop wall cause i don’t want men on my walls LMAO sorry nct

[al6nst]

dom himeru x sub gn reader, degradation, sex toys, squirtinf the whole lot

fufu, amazing anon!

RULE #34. HiMERU

sensitive content, 18+, mdni NOW!!

title creds go to: fish in a birdcage

sketch info ; sex, gn!reader, domtop meru, subbot reader, usage of sex toys, bondage ( just the arms) , squirting (possibly afab.), dacryphila, spit, doublepen, anal, slightly possesive himeru hehe, overstim, slight dumbification + size kink, degradation, not proofread, .

an : GUYTYSSSSS I GOT DOYOUNG AND YUTA PHOTOCARDS YESTERDAY OMG I ALSO GOT HYUNJIN/HAN, CHANGBIN AND LEE KNOW THIS IS SO GOATED.

you choke out a gasp as his fingers ghost over your clit, whining in despair. "Please, meru. jus move already." you grind into hid hand, his thick member stuffed inside of your other hole. your butt flush against his thighs as you cry desperately. Your legs are spread by his much larger ones. "meru, I'm sorry!" he kisses the side of your neck, shushing you with a 'tsk' "All you can do is apologize to HiMERU, Darling, really?." his voice is smoothing in your brain, a change of scenery from the understimulating situation youre in. "hngh, himeru.. c'mon!"

rocking into him softly, you only stop when he slaps your thigh harshly, the aound resonating throughout the room. "HiMERU said not to move, didn't he?" you nod, looking back at him with glossed over eyes, you sniffled, in his hands is an exact replica of his cock. he rubs it through your folds, your slick coating the tip. It's sloppy sound sticking to your ears. you whine a soft 'please..' and a few cries of his name as you beg. "fuck me already, meru!" he doesn't move, only nipping at your neck and flickimg your nipples. "you slut, HiMERU has to keep teaching you patience, doesnt he, your slutty cunt cant help but be so desperate for something in it. right?" His words are harsh, but not untrue. you hang your head in shame, gasping once he lifts your leg and slips the dildo through your folds, it licks a stripe from your hole to your clit and you shiver, tangling your fists in his shirt. "Inside.. wan' it so bad" you moan when the tip enters you, the thick silicon stretching you out like his cock always did. "mm, is this good for you? is HiMERU pleasing you enough? you'd spread your legs for anybody, though." you shake your head rapidly as he ends opens his mouth again "would you be a slut for anyone?" grunting as you clench around him, his other hand rests on your other thigh. "no, nobody else. jus you, meru" a soft cry exits your mouth as he shoves the fake cock inside of you, hitting the spongy spot inside of you.

"Just HiMERU, Darling." You gasp, mouth agape. he flicks his wrist, thrusting it inside of you with haste. you shake your head, looking back at him— your face was red and tear-stained. a groan comes from his mouth as your hole tightens around you. He sticks his fingers in your mouth as you open it, his digits abusing the back of your throat. you gag and moan, tearing up. "You filthy whore, getting off to being treated like this, huh?" himeru removes his fingers before spitting in your mouth. You swallow hastily before his hands come to your face, leaving you no choice but to focus on the way he fucks it into you. himeru can feel your tears dripping onto his hand and forearm, his cock twitching inside of you as you cry loudly.

you babble, the rope that had your arms bound burned against your skin. its intricate design crafted by yours truly, himeru."Ha, hn.. anh— meru, 's so good, so good!" the sound of your cunt became even sloppier, even louder; the obsene squelch of your wetness as you leave a coat of your slick on the top layer of the dildo, as it kisses your cervix violently, his index finger coming to rub your clit. "Ah.. himeru, himeru! don' touch that.. not.. there!" you sob, tears rolling down your flushed and puffy cheeks as you push your butt into his pelvis, his cock sliding deeper into you. squeezing your eyes shut, you cum hard around the silicon toy, making a mess all over his hand. you gasp as clear liquid squirts out of you, slouching into him. he grunts, moving your face close to his— he can feel your heavy breathing– and planting a kiss on your lips. "good.. HiMERU's proud of you, one more." his lips are on yours once again, he bites your lips and sucks on your tongue before pulling away. staring at you with lidded eyes, "Yn, will you help HiMERU cum?" he asks, running his hand over your twitching stomach, slipping the dildo out of you and tossing it off to the side. looking away from him, you nod, teary-eyed. you open your mouth to speak shakily, "gonna.. gon make ya feel so good, promise, meru." You say in between broken and tired moans, he licks the shell of your ear, fondling your thighs. "move. HiMERU wants you to ride him" a sigh exits you, and you whimper, hands opening and closing. "hng.. okay" You shakily breathe out, looking back at him, your nose is running, and you can't stop crying. "Hm.. like a leaky faucet, you know?" he smiles, his hands digging in imprint on your hips. you wince, closing your eyes as you lift yourself enough to make your legs weaker, the slap of his thighs against your was loud and wet. squeaking softly, you lift "i.. i cant, s too big to do it myself.." you shake your head, resting it on his shoulder.

"Whatever," he hums, and a laugh erupts from his chest. "How pathetic, HiMERU really has to do everything for you." he kisses your tears away, thrusting up into you without hazard. you moan as he hits your cervix, and then your g spot— it feels so good. "hngh, too much.. s' too good," whispering shakily as you tug at the ropes. you lean forward as he pushes you up and drops you down with his pace. "don' stop 's so good, meru please, cummin.. i.. hmph " you babbled mindlessly, throwing your head back in pure pleasure, your eyes rolling into your skull, and your mouth forms an 'o'. a long draw out moan exits you, its loud as you squirt on his cock again. his thighs are soaked by your cum and sweaty from all of this activity.

himerus face was flushed and sweaty, his eyes softened as he stared at your disheveled form. lashes dotted with tears and face covered in your drool. "So stupid, how cute." he smiles, exhaling before closing his eyes and pumping his cock into you a few more times before shooting ropes of thick cum inside of you. "yn.. ngh, yn..." Himeru sits back, allowing you to lay on top of him, fatigued. "Mmm.. meru~" You look at him with doe eyes and sniffle, feeling your arms become sore. "Let me out, please" he chuckles, untangling your arms from the red rope. "HIMERU will start a bath, no need to worry." he says, breathing heavily.

you fall asleep after he leaves the room, unable to think straight.

I COULDV3 SONE SO KUCH BEETER IMNSOS ROYY ANON IM JUST RLLY STRESSED UHFHH SOB SOB

[succubusyuyu]

I was thinking about y/n riding jh tight but then yt decided to join them 😔 🥺

hii anon i just LOVE IT 😖😖 (i'm just a simp for threesomes gosh)

tags: boyf!yuta x reader x idol!jaehyun, threesome, thigh riding, hand jobs

[22:56]

yuta as a journalist interviewed many famous people, yet when he got face to face with soloist jeong jaehyun he feels like a fanboy, maybe is your influence getting him, but he swear he's trying hard not to blush under jaehyun's moon eyes, and dimple smile when in the end of the interview he asks for a pic and a voice note for you, and ended getting a date, ok, not a date, in jaehyun's words "a dinner"...

"yuta nakamoto, please repeat what you said again."

"he said let's have dinner someday and write me his number," he does air quotes as he repeats exactly what jaehyun said again for the thousandth time, "he said he wants to meet you, I showed your picture, and he said, cute, so I think he liked you." he smiles wide, proud of his achievements, he knows how much you like jaehyun, how you're a fan for a long time, and have all his albums and even collect his photocards, he just wanted it to make you happy.

yet you're exasperated, running your hands through your hair and hiding your face in your hands.

"what's the problem, baby?" he looked evidently worried, you regret your overthinking right after.

you hold his face, "you're not jealous?", you ask.

he smirks, "of course not, kitty, I would love to see that hot men fucking you."

you're worried frown drops, and you slap his arm, "yuta!"

"what baby? he's so hot you have to see it, in live he's even more hot, he's like super hot and his dimples, y/n, ah, ok, I think I should be jealous what if you run away with him?" he pouts.

you laugh, "silly, you know if I run away it would be with you and if he wants, he can come along." you place a kiss on his pout.

yuta smiles, "so can I arrange the date?" he says against your lips.

"yes, you can, baby, but now," you say as you push him further in the couch, "show me why I shouldn't run away with him." you smirks, and he beautifully mirrors your grin.

"with pleasure, princess."

...

so this is how you — yuta — got a date with jeong jaehyun.

you didn't expect to get this further on the first date, you really expect to talk and say how much you love him and that's it, but looks like jaehyun came with another plans, and yuta too.

by the way he bought you a new dress, a midi one, but with two slits showing your legs and a bit of your thighs, because it rides up every time you sit on the couch — important information, your couch, because they decided to just have a casual dinner at yours and yuta's apartment, you should have understood their intentions from the start, but you just get it when yuta's hands start to travel up your thighs while you're chatting, jaehyun sit on the seat across the couch watching everything.

"yuta," you warn, pinching his arm, but he didn't stop, he smirks and looks at jaehyun while his lips leave kisses on your shoulder.

"yeah, baby?" he rumbles on your skin, your eyes found jaehyun still looking at you and yuta.

"yuta!" you warn again because this was making you anxious.

he laughs, "kitty, look" he placed your head between his hands, to make you stop furrow your eyebrows, but you can't, not until he fulled explained how he offered jaehyun to be on bed with you and yuta and he accepted.

"wait? did you ask for a threesome?"

"i did, baby, because we talked a lot about it and i think he's perfect for it, don't you?"

fuck yes, jaehyun is perfect to it, but you not even know what you should do, what jaehyun likes, what he doesn't like-

"don't overthinking, y/n, we don't have to do it." jaehyun's calm voice take you from your reveries.

"nooooo," you whines, "i do want, I just don't know-"

"what about we start with a kiss." yuta proposes, "come here, jae." and jaehyun does sit at your side.

you feel his hand on your knee, then in your face and when you realize he's lips are touching yours after he says, "I'm going to kiss you, y/n" and you melts, it's slow, it's delicious, it's making you weak on the knees.

"sit on his thigh, baby, c'mon have fun, i want to watch you getting flushed." yuta teases, placing his hands on your hips and helping you move. you yelps when you sit on jaehyun's thigh, a little plumper than yuta's, but strong as well for their long days at gym.

flushed, yuta wanted to see you flushed? god you're fucking melting in your pool of horniness, you don't realize yuta changed his side until you feel slim fingers sliding down the strips of your dress, until the said slim fingers started to play with your hard nipples and making you moan against jaehyun's mouth, making you twitch against him and accidentally blush your cunt against his thigh.

"ride it, baby, c'mon make a mess, make him jealous." jaehyun teases, with a smirk on his face, making yuta chuckles, and you shiver. jaehyun didn't know who he was teasing, yuta was menace he could be worst than both he could make jaehyun bed for it tonight, and you're happy to watch it.

you start to move your hips, back and forth, slow, and if you're already wet with just some kisses now you know you're soaking wet, probably staining his pants, but he didn't complain his kissed travel to your neck while yuta's hands play along your body, exposing more naked skin to him to lick and suck.

it was too much, but still you move your hands until it are playing with yuta's slacks, fingers hovering over his bulge and making him gasps.

"jae," you pouts and when he looks up at you, you smiles, "help him, hm?" you ask, placing the palm of your hand against him, making yuta moan under his breath.

"how, baby?" he asks, already moving his hand to yuta's cock, tracing his fingers along the hard length over his pants.

"i don't know, how yu wants it, uh? maybe he likes if we just tease him until he comes on his pants like a teenager." you place your hands harder and yuta holds your wrist, but don't stop you.

you watches him close him eyes and throw his head back, moaning loud, making jaehyun surprise by his shameless manners.

"i think he wants you to suck him off." jaehyun says, smiling, watching yuta open his eyes to smirk.

"oh I do, i never see a kitty so pretty as her while sucking a dick, all sloppy and messy with a dick down her throat, so pretty, right, baby?" he caresses your face, and you try hard not slide down on your knees and suck him off, maybe jaehyun would join, you never took two, and you can try, but before you suggest it, jaehyun already took off yuta from his pants with one hand while with the other he moved your hips.

"he's such a good boy, don't you think, princess?" yuta says, rocking his hips up on jaehyun's fist, "help him too." and who is you to deny a hand to such a pretty boy.

when your fingers start to unbutton his slacks you hear jaehyun gasps, you undo his pants and quickly get his hard length in your hands, you do it just lick you do with yuta even if jaehyun is bigger he fits so well in your hands. you toy with the tip, collecting the amount of precum dripping from the head and brings your dirty thumb to your lips, licking it and humming, never averting jaehyun's gaze and taking a moan from him.

"good? let me taste the pretty boy too." yuta asks, and you collect more of jaehyun's precum to then place your index between his lips.

yuta hums too, rolling his eyes back, making jaehyun moans again, "god, you're crazy, fucking crazy-" god he was loving it, his cock twitching between your fingers, and his hips bucking up, making your body even closer to his, making your wet pussy drag harder against his thigh, you sigh low.

but even affect as him, you tease, "c'mon baby, can't take a little of foreplay?" yuta laughs, you watch his hands sneak between you and hold jaehyun's cheeks between his fingers and squeezing it until his lips are in a cute pout.

"how are you going to take y/n riding your dick this way? uh? you can take it, pretty boy, just cum when you're inside her, ok? deal?" yuta asks with a smirk.

jaehyun closes his eyes and nods slowly, you smile, feeling his big hands tighter around your hips and you're back to move against his thigh, his hand back to jerk yuta off as well yours on jaehyun, and even if you know your orgasm is approaching you also know the night will be long, anyway you can take it, or you hope so.

[toxicrevolver]

K-Pop recap of the year!

Tagged by @serendipminie thanks for the tag!!!

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Groups you started stanning: literally every group I now stan. I only knew BTS and OnlyOneOf at the end of 2022. So the answer is yes.

New ult biases?: Suga (BTS), Leedo (Oneus), Choi In (E’last), O.de (Xdinary Heroes), Taeyong, Ten, Xiaojun, Yuta (NCT) (I just figured out ult biases these past few month. I am slow. The list is probs gonna expand. More NCT members will be added probably. I have no self control) I FORGOT S.COUPS AND WOOZI (Seventeen). IM TERRIBLE

Idol(s) who got the most of your simping: HAN (SKZ). IDK WHAT HAPPENED THERE. ALSO CHOI IN (E’last). the rest of the ult list. SO MANY DIFFERENT MEMBERS OF NCT. MOSTLY WAYV. LATELY MARK (NCT). FOR SOME FUCKIN REASON

Most streamed group(s): NCT (yes all of the sub units), Seventeen, ATEEZ, Stray Kids

Most streamed soloist(s)?: Taemin (of SHINee) and Taeyong (of NCT) THEY WERE SOLO ALBUMS/MUSIC SO IT COUNTS WAIT I FORGOT DRP IAN TOO. I LIKE HIM.

Top K-Pop song(s) of this year (opinion or streaming, you choose): Alley Oop, Kangaroo, The Bat (NCT U), Hot & Don Quixote (Seventeen), BOUNCY (Ateez) HAD ME IN A CHOKEHOLD AND NOW MATZ DOES. ALSO JOPPING (SuperM) FOR SOME FUCKIN REASON FOR LIKE A MONTH STRAIGHT. Honorable mentions - Paint Me Naked & New Heroes (Ten of NCT/WayV), Koong (Xikers), Simulation (Oneus)

Top debut this year: Xikers & BoyNextDoor (yes I’m picking two. They’re my kids I can’t pick favourites)

Choreographies you learned: *insert Highschool musical “I don’t dance” meme*

Albums/merchandise you bought: so many albums. Like so many. And a shit ton of lomo photocards.

New K-Pop mutuals you made: SO MANY. Such as you! But also so many others!! (A large majority of them are about to be tagged. Idc if we don’t talk. You’re still a kpop moot)

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Tagging (no pressure): @odeblr @faceglitchsworld @rainknow @accal1a @pisces-of-peaces @atinystraykid @we-survive-endlessly @haahka @smushedmuffin @here4theheartbreak @papangphromphiriya

[snowball-doie]

heres one i thought up: ahri taking a 10-12 year old reyna to a 127 concert and reyna just being absolutely mortified by how much people fangirl over her dads

i think there's a mixture of reactions to consider here. reyna is no stranger to attending her dads' performances. yuta raises her like a true rockstar daughter, attending concerts from a very young age, getting her involved in projects without really having people know about her; and then there's jaehyun who also has her actively learn about their jobs, too, by bringing her into the office, johnny teaching her to dance, and taeyong helping her learn how to sing. she's not oblivious to the stardom of her parents-- BUT that being said, attending a concert as a fan vs. sitting backstage as their daughter are two very different things.

so when ahri gets reyna tickets to one of their concerts, just as regular fans, who sit in normal seats, not too close to the stage but not too far, reyna's whole perspective of fame is flipped on its head. spending the whole day at the stadium just to wait in line for their VIP tickets, and merchandise-- which the boys could have brought home for free, but ahri refused-- and receiving all kinds of freebies from different people stopping ahri and reyna in the parking lot, approaching them in the lines, bumping into them inside of the stadium, etc. reyna's dads' faces are everywhere. "who's your bias?" someone with freebies asks. "i, uh... i..." she has to pick which of her dads she loves the most???? what???? taking pity on little reyna, the teenager passing out the freebies picks a random member and hands the freebie over with a smile. ofc she gets haechan-- he won't let any of the other boys forget it after they find out about this later on lol.

during the show, reyna's amazed by all the fans' outfits, the time and effort they put into dolling themselves up for her dads, wearing their merch, carrying around photocards of them, etc. reyna thinks it's funny. she doesn't need photocards of her dads. she can just go home and give them all hugs afterwards. and when the performance starts, reyna's startled by just how loud the fan chants are-- from back stage, you can hear the fans, but never to this degree. and they're so in sync. it's crazy to think that hardly anyone in that stadium knows each other, but the one thing they can do perfectly together are the fanchants that shake the stadium even more than the loud music.

ahri tries to cover reyna's eyes whenever yuta or taeyong take off their shirts and start thrusting in the air-- yuta is the number one culprit for this behavior.... johnny's more tame because he knows reyna's there, but fan service is fan service, so whenever he flexes his arms or lifts his shirt slightly, the fans go crazy, and reyna's in awe-- not of her dads, who cares about them when she's seen them shirtless a million and one times? no, she's in awe of the unconditional love the fans have for NCT 127.

"did you have fun?" ahri asks on their way back to the car. reyna's counting all of her freebies in the dark while silently nodding. that was the most fun she's ever had at a concert-- don't tell yuta or else he'll get sad! "good, i'm glad," ahri says with a chuckle and gives reyna a side hug.

the boys get a full run-down from reyna about her day. while they were sleeping in, she and her mom went to the stadium early to wait in lines-- look at the cool stuff she got!!!!! and then when the boys were only just getting there for stage check, she and her mom got awesome merch-- look, the shirts have all of their faces on them, and she got photocards, and she got-- "how much did you spend on merch?" mark asks ahri quietly, wrapping an arm around her waist. "you don't even want to know......" "hopefully you used one of our cards." "in your dreams." OH AND LOOK, THERE WERE LITTLE KEYCHAINS!!! reyna made sure to get all the merch she wanted, and if there were options per member, she got every single one just to be fair. she shows them all of the videos and pictures she took. she looked so cute in her white shirt and pale green skirt, glitter on her face and in her hair that was pulled up into space buns. jungwoo's cuteness aggression gets the best of him. while reyna's still showing off her outfit, he grabs her and squeezes her tightly, "gwiyeowoooooooo!!!" she made sure to get fan cams of each of her dads during different songs, specifically the ones where she loved one of them the most-- so, like, for 2 baddies, she loves yuta the most, so she recoded him. but for simon says, she recorded haechan. and for limitless she recorded doyoung-- you get the point. the boys are all invested in everything she has to say and show them. they're so glad that she had fun, that she got the cool experience of attending a concert like a normal person and not their daughter. seeing her face light up at the memories is worth every penny those seats and all the merch costed ahri.

[yutahoes]

A little spazz...

Saw this HQ edit in Twitter (forgot who posted this and got lost when refreshed, sorry 🙏🏻) and I can't stop gushing at how good Yuta looks. 🥰 I am so in love with this image that I made a spontaneous decision to purchase the magazine. Please do note that I'm not a huge merch collector, I don't even have albums or photocards. The chokehold this picture has on me is insane! 🫣

And I have been discussing to @sourirensoleille how this Yuta look is so close to how I picture the mafia Yuta in Polarity. So please, if you're reading Polarity just imagine this Yuta. 😁

And with that, how about I post the fourth chapter? 😉

[vcrnons]

hihi j beloved <3 can i please get 10, 11, 21, and 24 for the pc asks <33

ofc u can my love🥹 (also sorry this took 9000 years i have tried to post this four times and every time it gets zapped out of existence😭😭)🩵

10. what idols do you collect? (the vast majority of my collection is svt and i collect ot13 because i’m a simp and a loser!!! but i did also get a few nct & itzy albums recently too and the pcs for those are so pretty🥹) (just LOOK at pink haechan I LOVE HIM???) (also here’s my favourite for each idol i have a pc of for funsies hehe)

11. is there an idol you wish you had more photocards of? (yesssss omg. i hardly EVER pull the8 in my albums for some reason? and it devastates me bc his are so prettyyyyy. i THINK one of his fts cards is one of the first ones i ever got but since then? hardly any😭 like this is my whole minghao collection (excluding one polaroid type one that i forgot to get out to take a picture of. sorry). one day he will come to me properly but😔 until then😔)

21. is there a photocard you’re looking for? (answered but surprise surprise there’s another. i don’t know if i can say i’m ‘looking’ for it because every instance ive seen of someone selling it has been for like £70+ and i do apparently draw a line somewhere but😭 if cheek-heart, campus crush nonie ever fell my way i’d probably do a backflip or something idk. LOOK AT HIMMMM?)

24. is there an idol or group you want to collect? (funny story. i for some reason hardly ever pull my bias(es). see: me having no yutas, no marks and no ryujins [it took me SO long to pull a vernon from an album, no word of a lie i had like 9 hoshis and zero verns at one point]. but that’s just a cute little ongoing saga between me and the universe so i’d like to just see if/when i get them instead of buying any first lol. aside from those, i have started listening to viviz & twice recently too so maybe them? but we’ll see, im on a self-imposed buying ban right now😭)

[nanayuz]

anipoke characters as k-pop stans

ash likes temp groups. he probably cried when iz*one disbanded ( but who didn’t ) but still stans all the members in their current activities. he also loves somi and the other ioi members a lot. he’d only listen to k-pop casually tbh, and never really go on social media to talk about them cause he’s only heard the horror stories of it.

misty is a shawol. and she just generally likes the old sm groups. she’s still going ring ding dong ring ding dong ring diggy ding diggy ding ding ding in 2023. she posts a ton of updates of her biases and their songs, but her accs are usually filled with a bunch of old memes and ‘get jjonged’ videos.

gary’s an nctzen. sadly. he really only stans yuta, taeyong, jaemin, and a few others, because he has to keep his mental capacity. he knows anything and everything about every scandal they’ve ever had just so he can call out people for saying bullshit on his tl. chloe’s also an nctzen, but she’s jaehyun biased and doesn’t really dislike any of the members. their friends all cried when they heard sticker.

iris is the 3rd nctzen, she just doesn’t like sticker as much. which like, okay. she’s a dreamzen. she likes mark and w- jisung. i can’t call him that here. always finds herself talking to the dumbest people on stantwt. she likes more girl groups, though. and she watches those hello82 ateez videos on youtube.

goh is a taeyeon biased sone. he didn’t just have no friends because he didn’t want to talk to anyone, but because nobody would dance to gee with him. he got jessica jung’s book only because snsd, but then he realized the book was uh. not the greatest. gets into arguments all the time and has the sm entertainment apology post format memorized.

may’s a reveluv. seulgi biased. she buys pcs off social media even if they’re super expensive cause they look nice. kiawe’s also a reveluv, a HUGEEEE one. joy & yeri biased. he makes a hit tweet once a week and ( somehow ) is never in fanwars because everyone knows he’s right. they’re listening to birthday and peekaboo at this moment. 

dawn is a . . . bunny? is that what newjeans stans are called?? i jst call myself a nwjns stan i actually have no idea. she does all the choreographies in her room, and she’s danielle and minji biased. has a bunch of lightsticks because she thinks they look cool in her room.

serena’s a sana biased once. knows every single dance even if she’s never done them in her life. she collects photocards and albums, probably has a photocard binder or a few. people keep trying to argue with her on stantwt so she has everybody blocked.

gladion’s another once. all the people he knows thinks he’s some fucking edgelord ( and he is, he’s not denying it ) and then they listen to his playlists full of what is love and heart shaker. nayeon stan. he also listens to a lot of bibi, though. people keep making him dance to love shot??? he just wants to go to bed??

lana stans whatever she feels like at the moment tbh. she’s a yunjin ult and keeps telling people to stop filling up her feed with garam because she was only in the group for 2 weeks. has a super aesthetic layout on every platform she’s on. i’m not saying she’s a doxxer, but she definetly has mutuals who are.

sophocles is a ningning ult. barely even listens to aespa, he’s there for ningning and her only. people would think he’d be into those ai groups, he really isn’t. probably listens to (g)i-dle and nmixx too. knows all the lyrics and dances to his faves’ songs.

lillie’s an insomnia and a neverland. she’d never listen to any of her brother’s playlists tbh. very much yuqi and gahyeon biased. listens to shitty podcasts, probably makes some. she probably makes those ‘unpopular opinions’ videos and a ton of analyses, but she actually tries not to hate every single song ever.

not everyone’s here. you think paul’s listening to k-pop.

[what-if-nct]

Too much spooky shit has happened. Over the past little while I single handledy brought back Suho and Chen from the military. You're welcome.

*puts Suho photocard in phone case* he came back that night

*wrote a soulmate fic, ended up being about Chen* he came back like the next day!

Then today I watched Johnny, Mark, Doyoung and Yuta go sledding. (That hurt to say, it's tobogganing) and I said I wanted to go with a crazy carpet and then our area had a winter thunderstorm! Like bruh what?

I am a God. This is some weird psychic shit going on. I am taking requests. Plz keep them kpop related. I can make anything happen!!!

You were gifted with powers that most have but only some truly utilize. Harness them and use them for evil I....mean good, good, not evil.the closest I got is I dreamt Escape the fate was going to be on warped tour in 2015. Dan and Phil were there too but that didn't actually happen but a few YouTubers were there like Damon Fizzy and Johnnie Gilbert and the other one. we don't talk about Bryan Stars. Christofer Drew does suck but making Bryan Stars cry was the best thing he ever did. He went off of vibes he had about Bryan and he was right. Okay so I have one request, I've been trying to manifest this and I got soooo close when Jeno and Doja were at fashion week at the same time and he met Dove so. Dove, Doja love em both, very close. I was hoping Johnny would meet Doja at nyfw this year but no she only went to Paris fashion week. Now my focus is on Jaehyun meeting Megan thee Stallion. But with my track record It'll be close but not exactly like Jaemin meets Megan Thee Stallion in passing but takes pictures with Meghan Trainor.

[yutazenn]

i got my first yuta photocard today !!

[lqfiles]

hello user lqfiles it's your #1 stan cowboy anon (i don't think i have this title but if you ever print photo cards i will buy them. the group is tumblr dot com and i'm lq-biased)

you're honestly so real about haechan i feel the same way about my pookies too 😭😭 likkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW WINWIN CDRAMA??? I NEED THIS MAN SO BAD ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i also need haechan so bad ur smau is making me FEEL THINGS it's bad i'll be giddy about every single member atp

no cause where is yuta and jisung's awsaz video HELLO?? i live for awsaz content hehehe

oh my god my random rare pair otps are probably renwin, winhyuck, and chenjae. renwin is just I LOVE THEM. they're like so cute together, renjun always scolding winwin and winwin just going 🥺🥺to get out if it. like if you've seen that one live where nct did a chinese broadcast (they didn't have wayv atp but l*cas and kun were members at the time) THE WINWIN AND RENJUN PAIR AGSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHAGH i love them.

ive talked about winhyuck a lot so i will spare you the details but chenjae too... i thrive for them. it's such an odd pairing, but yapper chenle and weird-giggly-but also dead inside jaehyun is such a fun duo.

what do i post? i post content 🤭🤭 i need to be mysterious broski we gotta keep up the appearances. i'm winwin biased though... if it wasn't obvious! that might narrow down your options

-🤠

YOURE FUNNY PLSSS imagine i made photocards… if i did it would just be photocards of my gfx designs :) but i appreciate it and will crown you that title 🔥

i’m honestly not caught up with what winwin does since he isn’t my bias but i saw a few pics of him recently and he seems to be doing well in china with his career, GOOD FOR HIM HONESTLY!!! love that we can relate on that level tho 😼 HSKFHSKD THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT OMG i had people say the same thing about stg where they all became jisung stans and all i can say is i feel honoured 🥹 @ haechan pay me for being your PR manager ����🏽‍♀️ i used to be obsessed with that one renwin clip where renjun hugs winwin during that china line vlive 😭 i don’t think i got a rare pair, maybe markwoo? CHENJAE IS RANDOM AS HELL THO

HMMMM ok ok we will be doing more investigation with that little piece of information… I WILL UNRAVEL THIS ONE DAY, in the meantime i hope YOU have an amazing day or night 🥺❤️🫂

[penguinonew]

what are your rarest photocards?

I don't know if they are particularly rare but I know that they are hard to find.

I have a Moos and H.O photocard from Madtowns 3rd mini album (a group that deserved the world but got nothing)

I also have an entire set of Cross Gene photocards including holographic ones!

I have some obscure Jonghhyun (SHINee) photocards.

I have a Dokyun photocard (History) and I adore it as he is one of my favourite people in the world haha

I have some very early BTS photocards that I don't think I have found anywhere on the internet (mainly because I think people just want to keep them haha).

I have a very rare Yuta (NCT) photocard which was a pizza-related collab. I've only seen this posted a couple of times and never again so I was super lucky with getting a hold of this in the UK.

I have two Sungmin (Super Junior) photocards which were a sort of Trading Card spin off call Star Cards. Sungmin in particular is rare because a lot of people stupidly destroyed their merch of him when the announcement that he was married came out.

That entire situation was fucking stupid, just FYI.

I'm not sure about the others but those are a few!

[baekhvuns]

I'm glad EXO is having a comeback, but it's so bittersweet, no Kai in the MV ://// and HOW MANY VERSIONS, SM needs more money they won't pay them??? The fact it's titled Exist, idk if it's coincidental, but it feels so poignant to me. I can't imagine the atmosphere with the lawsuit going on. Lawsuit at 4, dance practice at 6 for real 😭😭😭😭

The pre-release dropped?! Not them putting Kai on the thumbnail, also what happened MISTER ROVER. I can't listen rn, but apparently it's an emotional track?

Me opening football news every few days: 😐🤚🏼🤔🙄😫😡💀🥱🤭🤨🤢

Girl, I met some F1 fan, but she supports Ferrari, because her boyfriend works for them, I immediately thought about you

This https://twitter.com/its5HINee/status/1668061530061955073?t=_Ukix1ExZTRHiJ4NoPDyAQ&s=19 will either be a banger or the most annoying song ever, knowing SM... I was already taken aback by DCM, but it grew on me. It's Shinee so I'll take whatever, but EmbarrasSMENT better not fuck this up!!! the "teaser" with Key randomly saying H A R D I died jshshhshahdhagahsjsns. The Feeling got me feel all the feelings, weird ass SM with their inconsistency about including Jjong though, his name was on the map, but didn't appear on the screen, thankfully Minho and the rest will not forget to include him EVER

Yes, SM is shit, but they have the creativity! They also have great idols with cool vision so there's that. So you noticed the lack of interesting facial expressions in Ateez's photos too? I've been talking about it since 2021 and some people thought I was shading the members... it's also on the photographer to bring something out of their models. Only Hwa, Joong and Mingi deliver in this department :/ others get same poses, same face, boring clothes and whitewashing. *Taeyong's Ghost playing in the distance* ???? Why

https://twitter.com/shiningstarhwa_/status/1667539149224812547?t=M17uc9le6MGGf7w2PXXiTg&s=19 for real, this is dizzying... I'm glad they're getting to see more fans, but 🔪🔪🔪🔪 at what cost

Stop this is my nightmare, stop trying to make the grillz happen!!! 💀💀💀💀 https://twitter.com/pshsource/status/1668067391937314816?t=tG3-4fYKvgoLsSs5lUt99w&s=19 and rapper Hwa, see I'm not opposed, but... as we established, he's not a gangsta rapper ajdhjahsjaahhshahs also I hope he sings as well, I know people go crazy whenever he raps, but I love his vocals and get disappointed whenever he sings, but with an autotune or his parts are more like sing-talking :/ anyway I'm trying not to be too negative. But I also don't believe Ktinys descriptions, because they usually talk out of their asses, I'm sorry 😭 I hope something delivers and they prove me wrong, cause so far I'm not exactly excited for this cb. But I was meh about Stray Kids too and couldn't believe what I was hearing at first, but now I'm kinda addicted to their album, lmao

At least I'm not gonna go feral over the potential Seonghwa grillz photocards, but everyone else stay safe, they're gonna be priceeeeeey

Lmao western pub, I totally forgot the word saloon existed 😅 I didn't buy much at the pop up I also got a jumpscare cause there was a framed photo of Hwa with grillz 🙈 it was fine, but so disorganised. They had a whole ass mechanic shop in there too?! And bikes, lol

When I thought I couldn't hate LA kpoppers even more KCON LA had to come into play 🔪

Now, this is fucking crazy, because I talked about it with my friends a few days ago. We were like "there weren't many random idols spotting" and that's true, yeah I saw some ex-Wanna One members, a boy group and a girl group we couldn't identify, a few actors too, and my friend saw Xiaojun (I missed him by 15 minutes) and then YESTERDAY we were minding our own business at Starbucks, it was rather late, not many people inside when... YUTA. See I managed to embarrass myself cause unbeknownst to me at that time my friends were already having a convo about him, cause they heard some girls outside whisper about Yuta, but I was too busy to notice, so when I heard his name I was like "Yuta what?" and long story short: HE HEARD ME 🤡 but he was very nice and chill, we chatted, he gave us his autographs, also held my phone and noticed my Taeyong lockscreen and Felix photocard, complimented me and my friend on our Japanese 😆

Then my other friend used me as her spokesperson and told me to tell him a few things in Japanese, so while we've waited for our orders I was like "uhm, well, so..." but I composed myself and then my other friend chimed in. In the end when we were outside he waved at us and my non-kpop friends asked if he was our friend sjhahhdhhahshagshaha. See, I'm already besties with Ten CLEARLY, now I'm befriending Yuta (he was on Music Core cheering for Taeyong, so he's obviously stalking me) I'll get that tea on SM soon!!!

About Tyong, some NCT members came to his showcase, it was so fun, only 300 people so I felt special <3 Shalala grew on me, I didn't dislike it on my first listen, but I wasn't sure if I'd listen to it, but all the challenges he's been doing convinced me! My fave bside is 404 File Not Found and Ruby is so 💔 normally I don't care much about the lyrics, but its for his dog that passed away 🤧 also Taeyong x Felix my highlighers squad https://twitter.com/xieyunpretty/status/1667780155631345664?t=TplStZ6TMsssC11QDXvtrg&s=19! Stray Kids adopting him in general, I saw a lot of cute interactions between them during the music shows, TY was so awkward being there without his group. I went to Inkigayo too and Mark and Haechan came to watch him, Mark was so fucking loud!

And his photocards game SO FUCKING STRONG https://twitter.com/meongmeongiiee/status/1667037360167735296?t=kjRYsolGGOjnHy8AkmaQtQ&s=19 I've already secured a few 🙊 the photo books from his album are truly masterpieces, he fits every concept so well!

Me: I hate boxing! Also me: Ooooh a new Dohwan boxing drama... The things I sacrifice for some men...

I've been watching this anime called The Reason Why Raeliana Ended Up At The Duke's Mansion and I immediately thought of duke Seonghwa, the guy has black hair, so naturally......

Oh wow, finally more challenges https://twitter.com/1024updates/status/1668168804461948929?t=wo93MHIBykWLfQMouFnTqg&s=19 Ateez x Taeyong PLS PLS PLS - DV 💖

hello!!!

I'm glad EXO is having a comeback, but it's so bittersweet, no Kai in the MV ://// and HOW MANY VERSIONS, SM needs more money they won't pay them??? The fact it's titled Exist, idk if it's coincidental, but it feels so poignant to me. I can't imagine the atmosphere with the lawsuit going on. Lawsuit at 4, dance practice at 6 for real 😭😭😭😭 /// The pre-release dropped?! Not them putting Kai on the thumbnail, also what happened MISTER ROVER. I can't listen rn, but apparently it's an emotional track?

im also vv glad, 4 years of not hearing their voice did things to me and this pre-release fulfilled my every wish, the r&b the harmonies the BYUN BAEKHYUN

19 VERSIONS IM ACTUALLY GOING CRAZY BC WHAT THE FUCK???? exo beat the disbandment allegations with EXIST ngl like this is crazy wdym 800% increase??? by an 11yo group???? damn???

LMFAOOO LAWSUIT AT 4, TV SHOW AT 5, DANCE PRACTICE AT 6 😭😭😭 YES MR ROVER REVEALED AN OSCAR WORTHY PERFORMANCE

omg anon. yea it’s emotional but in exo way. the song. exo is back. the harmonies, the r&b, their voices, kai’s honey voice, their theories, the german shepherd doggo 😭😭😭 here’s my reaction to it actually lost my mind it’s been waay too long,, when u listen to it pls put headphones on the harmonies will make u levitate

just baekhyun im a bbhl now, not even my bias but he’s on a mission and it is accomplished

me actually at their concert

and the audacity of sm to put baekhyun’s album for a higher price than the other members who had regular????

like wHAT?? sm it’s going down. in baek we support

Me opening football news every few days: 😐🤚🏼🤔🙄😫😡💀🥱🤭🤨🤢 /// Girl, I met some F1 fan, but she supports Ferrari, because her boyfriend works for them, I immediately thought about you

LMFAOOOO AND NOW THE RACE FOR MBAPPE HAS STARTED 😭😭😭 does ur friend pass on some autographs by any chance

This https://twitter.com/its5HINee/status/1668061530061955073?t=_Ukix1ExZTRHiJ4NoPDyAQ&s=19 will either be a banger or the most annoying song ever, knowing SM... I was already taken aback by DCM, but it grew on me. It's Shinee so I'll take whatever, but EmbarrasSMENT better not fuck this up!!! the "teaser" with Key randomly saying H A R D I died jshshhshahdhagahsjsns. The Feeling got me feel all the feelings, weird ass SM with their inconsistency about including Jjong though, his name was on the map, but didn't appear on the screen, thankfully Minho and the rest will not forget to include him EVER

NO BC IM SO EXCITED FOR IT THEY GOT KENZIE ON IT SO AT LEAST WE WILL GET HARMONIES 😭😭 the bass line in dcm had me HOOKED,, INTENSE PIANO?? OHHHHHHH it’s giving henry’s trap vibes ngl fbwnbdsn embarraSMENT OH ANON I LOVE U FOR THIS BFWMBDSK hard 😭😭 NO BC THEY WILL NEVER FORGET HIM YEAAAH I SAW THAT IN THE MAP and 15 years to shinee 😭😭

Yes, SM is shit, but they have the creativity! They also have great idols with cool vision so there's that. So you noticed the lack of interesting facial expressions in Ateez's photos too? I've been talking about it since 2021 and some people thought I was shading the members... it's also on the photographer to bring something out of their models. Only Hwa, Joong and Mingi deliver in this department :/ others get same poses, same face, boring clothes and whitewashing. *Taeyong's Ghost playing in the distance* ???? Why /// https://twitter.com/shiningstarhwa_/status/1667539149224812547?t=M17uc9le6MGGf7w2PXXiTg&s=19 for real, this is dizzying... I'm glad they're getting to see more fans, but 🔪🔪🔪🔪 at what cost

no bc however we shit on sm, their art and their idols are truly on par. YES I DIDDDD every photobook it’s the same which is why i tend not to buy them bc it feels like a direct copy but in different designs like even the camera angle is the same,,, mingi really did deliver in the deja vu comeback and honestly he better in this one too,,, like let’s make ateez’s photo books feel like a full fledged magazine shoot— use hands, give props, move the body, the angles of the photos, zoom in parts of the face for the aesthetic,,, like lessgo u got the budget make the photographer do something !!!!!!!

for ex :

Stop this is my nightmare, stop trying to make the grillz happen!!! 💀💀💀💀 https://twitter.com/pshsource/status/1668067391937314816?t=tG3-4fYKvgoLsSs5lUt99w&s=19 and rapper Hwa, see I'm not opposed, but... as we established, he's not a gangsta rapper ajdhjahsjaahhshahs also I hope he sings as well, I know people go crazy whenever he raps, but I love his vocals and get disappointed whenever he sings, but with an autotune or his parts are more like sing-talking :/ anyway I'm trying not to be too negative. But I also don't believe Ktinys descriptions, because they usually talk out of their asses, I'm sorry 😭 I hope something delivers and they prove me wrong, cause so far I'm not exactly excited for this cb. But I was meh about Stray Kids too and couldn't believe what I was hearing at first, but now I'm kinda addicted to their album, lmao

and if he doesn’t put his tongue inside w those grills it’s on sight. YES U ARE SO RIGHT THE MESH WITH AUTOTUNE IN HIS VOICE JUST BE RANDOM,,, challenge to not use any sort of autotune in their voices so we hear the raw vocals, the deep parts and the harmonies pls kq pls 🤲🏻😭 i know one of them said it sounds kinda annoying like the chorus but annoyingly good???? so i don’t even know what to expect but i hope for the best! a good chorus and a bridge that connects pls ! ! ! still have not heard skz’s yet idk if i want to from what ive heard from clips 😭😭😭

At least I'm not gonna go feral over the potential Seonghwa grillz photocards, but everyone else stay safe, they're gonna be priceeeeeey /// Lmao western pub, I totally forgot the word saloon existed 😅 I didn't buy much at the pop up I also got a jumpscare cause there was a framed photo of Hwa with grillz 🙈 it was fine, but so disorganised. They had a whole ass mechanic shop in there too?! And bikes, lol //// When I thought I couldn't hate LA kpoppers even more KCON LA had to come into play 🔪

OH ABSOLUTELY THEYRE GONNA BE OVER A 50$ 🔫🔫🔫 JUMPSCARE PLS UR HATRED FOR GRILLS ON HIM IS MAKING ME LAUGH RHWKHDWKHDWKDHKW a whole mechanic shop?? i thought we were pirates what happened 😭😭😭 having kcon in LA is so helping, bring it to europe and see the actual craze 🤚🏻

Now, this is fucking crazy, because I talked about it with my friends a few days ago. We were like "there weren't many random idols spotting" and that's true, yeah I saw some ex-Wanna One members, a boy group and a girl group we couldn't identify, a few actors too, and my friend saw Xiaojun (I missed him by 15 minutes) and then YESTERDAY we were minding our own business at Starbucks, it was rather late, not many people inside when... YUTA. See I managed to embarrass myself cause unbeknownst to me at that time my friends were already having a convo about him, cause they heard some girls outside whisper about Yuta, but I was too busy to notice, so when I heard his name I was like "Yuta what?" and long story short: HE HEARD ME 🤡 but he was very nice and chill, we chatted, he gave us his autographs, also held my phone and noticed my Taeyong lockscreen and Felix photocard, complimented me and my friend on our Japanese 😆 /// Then my other friend used me as her spokesperson and told me to tell him a few things in Japanese, so while we've waited for our orders I was like "uhm, well, so..." but I composed myself and then my other friend chimed in. In the end when we were outside he waved at us and my non-kpop friends asked if he was our friend sjhahhdhhahshagshaha. See, I'm already besties with Ten CLEARLY, now I'm befriending Yuta (he was on Music Core cheering for Taeyong, so he's obviously stalking me) I'll get that tea on SM soon!!!

you met who, what. WHO. WHOMST?

HE DID NOT FUCKING HEAR U PLS OH NY GOD DHWKVDQKDJWLDHWK AND U GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ME WHEN OH GOD ME WHEN OHHHH MY GODD IM GOING THRU IT 😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭

About Tyong, some NCT members came to his showcase, it was so fun, only 300 people so I felt special <3 Shalala grew on me, I didn't dislike it on my first listen, but I wasn't sure if I'd listen to it, but all the challenges he's been doing convinced me! My fave bside is 404 File Not Found and Ruby is so 💔 normally I don't care much about the lyrics, but its for his dog that passed away 🤧 also Taeyong x Felix my highlighers squad https://twitter.com/xieyunpretty/status/1667780155631345664?t=TplStZ6TMsssC11QDXvtrg&s=19! Stray Kids adopting him in general, I saw a lot of cute interactions between them during the music shows, TY was so awkward being there without his group. I went to Inkigayo too and Mark and Haechan came to watch him, Mark was so fucking loud!

RUBY IS ACTUALLY THE BEST ONE FOR ME 😭😭😭 THE MEANING BEHIND IT HAS ME SOBBING??? taeyong is art. i wish he did a ty track ty track for nostalgia dbwkdhwk HIGHLIGHTER SQUAD 😭😭😭 JDBWNDWK MARK AND HAECHAN ANON U MET THE WHOLE OF NCT ATP?? not surprised considering how many they are BUT DID U SEE MORE OF DREAM??? MARK WAS LOUD?? AS HE SHOULD BE REPRESENT 🤚🏻

And his photocards game SO FUCKING STRONG https://twitter.com/meongmeongiiee/status/1667037360167735296?t=kjRYsolGGOjnHy8AkmaQtQ&s=19 I've already secured a few 🙊 the photo books from his album are truly masterpieces, he fits every concept so well!

oh my god i wANT THEM ALL what the fuck???

AND U GOT THEM SECURED OH LORD BFMWBDKWHDKW ANON DBANDKA IM GONNA ROB EVERYTHING be really is so versatile where tf did sm get him from omg 😭😭

Me: I hate boxing! Also me: Ooooh a new Dohwan boxing drama... The things I sacrifice for some men... ///// I've been watching this anime called The Reason Why Raeliana Ended Up At The Duke's Mansion and I immediately thought of duke Seonghwa, the guy has black hair, so naturally......

NO BC I STARTED TO WATCH HIS SHOW AND

STOP I HAVE ALSO WATCHED THAT ANIME BUT I CANT FIND MORE THEN 5 EPS 😭😭😭 the black hair yes very naturally it is seonghwa. yes. desperately waiting for my happy marriage bc this. this is also that park seonghwa guy w silver hair. and the character is a military captain who’s heartless ☺️☺️

Oh wow, finally more challenges https://twitter.com/1024updates/status/1668168804461948929?t=wo93MHIBykWLfQMouFnTqg&s=19 Ateez x Taeyong PLS PLS PLS - DV 💖

did not know we needed lsf x atz AND YES WE NEED ATEEZ X TAEYONG would it be too much to ask for a exo x atz 😭😭😭😭😭 BUT I NEED A SAN OR HWA X TAEYONG ID DIE