#i got a centipede hehe

[jyunism]

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[avimour]

How are Vaz and Crulexs around animals? Are they animal lovers, or do they prefer to keep their distance? Are there any exceptions to the rule?

Bonus question: What animal do you think best represents each of them?

YIPEE!! i love thinking about animals. i like thinking of people's daemon's from his dark material's series as well. oh no i might go bonkers and write a series of posts for what everyone's daemon would be... no.. no i can't... not yet anyways...

answer below the cut bc i love everyone <3 <3

Vaz: You'd think he'd be the best around animals since he's a druid. You'd think. But he's actually horrible around them. They can smell the blood that coated his hands, and he doesn't know how to handle them properly. A fun fact is that he rarely shapeshifts. He's much more aligned with the plant side of nature than animals.

He WISHES he was better with animals. Scratch runs around the camp with Levi a lot and Vaz wishes he could just reach out and pet him...but he's absolutely terrified he's going to hurt the dog. A past memory the plagues him constantly.

Levi gave him Scratch's ball and showed him to throw it. It was the most fun Vaz had that week. He threw the ball so much Scratch stopped chasing it.

Vaz is...I think a buck fits him the best. A noble looking creature whose more likely to run than to fight at times. A wet cat also fits.

Crulexs: He's a bit harder to figure out. He wouldn't get excited over the sight of an animal, and he wouldn't stop to watch the squirrels running up trees. But he does like them. They're simple-minded creatures and by nature are neutral aligned. Nurture ruins them, sometimes, for him. Like the hyenas in Act 1, turned against their purpose into...what they were. A wasted potential, in his mind.

He likes Scratch. He'll probably like the owlbear cub when it comes to his camp. He did kill the owlbear cub's mother, but only because he got the wrong idea. He regretted the blood on his hands from her murder, probably the first he ever has in his life.

He pets Scratch when he comes near him, but he doesn't seek out the dog. Scratch is more friends with everyone else in the camp than Crulexs.

Crulexs is an alligator. Not just because of the whole dragonborn thing, but due to the fact that gators are these big, bulky lizards who tend to silently watch instead of actively provoking people. Male ones don't even have vocal cords! Mother alligators also tend to be very protective of their nests, and if Crulexs ever knew he had a child, he'd probably be the same way.

[snailfen]

the gourmand experience thus far: rotundness

[west-brooke]

He’s fine guys he said so himself! That was his voice, right?

Details + old art below hehe

Remaking a four year old au I made back in 2020 when I watched rottmnt for the very first time! This was before the movie came out, and a lot of the themes and tropes from this old au got repurposed into my fic New Hardware lol. Its good to know I always liked bugs and also was evil 💜

I actually made this before I watched tmnt 2012, so it isn’t really based on the infamous wasp episode, but it could definitely be adjacent to that lol. It kinda freaked me out how much my art has improved since then, so I figured I’d pay homage to my past self by making art for her idea.

In terms of updated design, the old parasite was based on centipedes I think, but I’ve updated it to be based on my favorite fucked up looking worm guy, the bobbit worm. As for the basic story, essentially Donnie falls prey to a parasitic worm dude which does mind control about it to keep itself alive and also to try and synthesize more of its mind control venom and create copies of itself using Donnie’s science know-how.

Idk if I’ll do anything with this AU, depends how I’m feeling lol. Just thought it’d be a fun little exercise mostly.

[danineedshelp]

Not so sneaky..

My dear anon here's your meal eat it while its hot

Summery: Jax was being a sneaky rabbit snooping around in someone's room and noticed a moment to late to realize Ragatha was watching him she decides to take manners into her own hands...

Lee Jax

Ler Ragatha

Jax slowly walks down the hallway full of doors with faces on each of them . Once he spots the oak door with a doll face on its surface he gets a key outta nowhere and unlocks the locked knob . His hand pushes the door open slightly just enough for him to fit through .

Once he enters the room his ears perk up too excited he quickly finds a place to put a sweet prank ! Meanwhile Ragatha was also walking down the long hallway . When she got close to her door she saw it was opened "Who would be in my room right now?" Ragatha asked herself with confusion . When she walked in her room she noticed jax "Ja..JAX WHAT THE HECK WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!?"

She screamed angrily . Jax heard her and turned around and looked at her with mischievous smile "Whaat can a rabbit not have his fun?" He said with a smile . "WELL APPARENTLY NO!!" Ragatha yelled . "Wait...you didn't put any centipedes in here did you?" She said with a worried look . Maybe I didn't maybe I did ? Jax replied with a mischievous grin . ARGGH JAX WHY THAT'S LITERALLY MY ONLY FEAR WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS !!! She yelled with a mad face .

Jax chucked at her screaming . "You know what just get out of my room ! " She said with 10x the anger she had before . "Whaat no I not even done ." Jax replied with a annoyed look . Ragatha couldn't take it anymore and just decided to grab Jax by his ears softly and drag him out of her room but then she heard a little tiny squeak from him . "Jax? What's wrong did I grab too hard ?" She said with a worried expression . "Nohoho imim finne " he giggled .

Ragatha didn't understand what was so funny so she decided to slowly move her hands upwards on Jax ears . He giggled more intensely when she did that . She had figured Jax was ticklish if this was the reaction he was giving to her hands touching his ears . Ragatha heard Jaxs laughter started to rise in volume when stroking her fingers up and down on his ears "Heheh Jax are you ticklish?" She asked with a chuckle . Jax tried to say no but failed miserably responding with high pitched laughter instead . "I take that as a yes!"

Ragatha said smirking . "NOHOHOHAHAAHAHARAGS STAAAP!!" Jax screamed . "Awh Jax I just found out you were ticklish and I just started tickling you I'm not gonna stop now ,how about I... tickle your sides instead hehe!"! Ragatha replied with a teasing voice .Jax was having a hard time trying to fight back the tickling it was bad enough that the doll was poking one of his weak spots and it didn't help that she was talking to him in a teasing voice . "HEHEHEHAAAHHAHAA RAGATHA PLEHAHAHASE SOMHOHOHAHAHAONE ISIS GONNA HEHEAR MEHEHEEHE!"Jax pleaded .

Ragatha just Ignored Jax and just raised her hands to his arm pits which got him squealing like crazy . "Wow Jax your really sensitive right here"! Ragatha said with excitement . She continued to tickle Jax like crazy until he was at his breaking point . Tears started rolling down Jax's face . HAAAHHHHAHAA NOHOHO MORE PLEHAHASE I CAHAANT TAHAAHKE IT ! Jax begged .

Ragatha decided to stop and give him a break . "Hehe you know Jax your laugh is really adorable!" Ragatha said while patting Jax on the head . This made him blush . "hehe noho it's not . Jax said still giggling . "I'll tell everyone that your ticklish if you don't admit it ~. Ragatha mumbled .

"Wait what !?" Jax replied ."Oh nevermind heheh ."Ragatha chuckled .

YOO I FINISHED LETS GOOOOO

[brittle-doughie]

Concept: secret sands y/n tries to rob Yogurt cream cookie, but yogurt catches them. But turns out they get along (y/n is an antique lover, yogurt loves showing his best wares)

“Complete this task and many doors will open to you”, the boss said. You weren’t one to back down from a challenge, so you accepted the job. They didn’t call you a Sneaky Veteran Assassin for nothing.

Infiltrate the merchant son’s palace and clean out his treasures. That was the mission

You had thought it would be a piece of cake and it was…at first. Getting inside and sneaking past guards was just routine for you. You scoped around rooms for possible clues or items needed to get you to the treasure room.

After some quick snooping around, you managed to find yourself standing at the doors leadings to the treasure room, you rubbed your hands together in excitement, ready to get your hands on the countless gemstones and artifacts this palace was holding!

You opened the door with confidence, hehe that merchant’s son won’t know what hit them when you…cleared…out…:this room?

You were surprised to see the cookie himself lazing about amongst his riches, the sound of the door opening alerted him to your presence!

Yogurt Cream: What are you doing? What brings you here?!

Think fast, THINK FAST!

Y/N: O-oh, I’m just a…humble trader! I was told to look for you on here and my do I say that you’ve got quite the collection here! These artifacts are mighty fine if I do say so myself!

Yogurt Cream: Hhmmm...If you're a humble trader, you wouldn't be trying to steal my treasure, right?...Right?

Y/N: Of course not! As I’ve said, I was just told to find you here!

Yogurt Cream: You know, I'm not sure to trust you. Do you have any proof of who sent you here?

Y/N: Is that the Naga’s Heart I spot there? Now that’s quite the treasure!

Yogurt Cream: Oh yes! That heart is indeed one of my favorites! That is why I am proud to say that it's currently in my collection! You have a good eye!

Y/N: Is that the necklace of various gemstones there? I bet it would look great on someone as nice looking as you!

Yogurt Cream: Hehe, you certainly know how to flatter! Well, I suppose I can’t refuse a compliment. You have quite the eye for treasures, yes? Care to see what else I have?

Y/N: Gladly.

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Y/N: This crown may be valuable, it even has the gemstones of all types embedded in it, but the Cookie having it is certainly more valuable then that~

Yogurt Cream: Oh my, I am flustered!

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Y/N: The Golden Lynx! It shines brightly, but your shine is easily the brightest to me!

Yogurt Cream: Aw stop it, you flirt. You really had my heart skip a beat!

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Y/N: This ornate beetle, worth a lot. But the cookie who has it? Priceless~

Yogurt Cream: Stop this, I might faint with all this flirting. But please continue. I want to see more of this~

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Centipede: ….

Peppercorn: ….

They were just bewildered as they listened in from above on the roof. They were going to try and bail you out of there in case you were caught, but it looks like you have everything under control?

Peppercorn: I guess Y/N Cookie has it under control for now, we just have to wait for the signal, then we clear out the treasure room, alright kid?….Kid?

Centipede: ……

Centipede then suddenly got on her hands and knees.

Centipede: It should’ve been me! Not him to receive compliments!

Peppercorn only rolled her eyes as Centipede continued to complain. Though…if she were honest, she wouldn’t mind getting a compliment from Y/N Cookie too…

[bytedykes]

[ID: Traditional doodles of Valac Clara from Mairuma. They're in black pen with green, yellow, and red accents. The main ones are Clara smiling, Clara cheering with her arms over her head as objects fly out from her pockets, Clara in a similar pose but drawn in a more realistic way, and just her legs as she dances. There's also doodles of her as the autism creature, her name written in the demon script, and a centipede in the corner. /end ID]

clara doodles i did in class a few weeks ago and finally got around to scanning hehe 💚💚

[volivolition]

Hehee! ok, for the questioning I have chosen 7, 12, 25 and 28. Also if you are feeling very spicy you can also do 37.

hehehe hello red!! <33 THE QUESTIONING BEGINS.... >:3!!!

7) what scares you the most and why? ✨ confrontation~!! ✨ [jazz hands] B') like, conversation is already hard enough, and then you have to add the fact that someone is mad at the other person?? ough!! awful!!! i don't want people to be mad at me! and i dont want to be mad at other people!! wuahg... D: also centipedes, millipedes, and caterpillars. bros why you got so many legs for. you dont need that many. aeugh... :|!!!

12) what’s some good advice you want to share? technically already answered, but here's more advice hkjgh - install sponsorblock as a firefox extension if you don't want to see Raid Shadow Legends or Audible sponsorships anymore :P - having a mermaid blorbo/oc will make you better at art (mostly because it helps you practice a lot of line-of-action and flowing poses and also drawing water) - when writing, skip to the parts you're excited to write and fill in everything else later. when editing, save parts you dont want in a different scrap document so it doesn't feel scary to delete it all hkjgh - create whateber you want forever, be unapologetically self-indulgent, make things that you want to make! cringe culture is dead; dance upon its grave <3

25) fave season and why? i love autumn :] when it gets cooler again, but not too cold yet. the state of transition... crisp air and pretty colors... ough what good vibes. i love you autumn <3

28) do you collect anything? i dont think i collect anything in particular! i wanted to start a pin or acrylic charm collection at some point though <3

37) share a secret oooh hm, whats a good secret... oh, this one's funny: the first fanfic i ever wrote was an extremely comphet one direction fic when i was 12. it was extremely poorly written because i only had cliche wattpad fics for guidance. and the worst part is i didnt even LIKE one direction, i just thought one direction was the only fandom you were allowed to write fanfics about, WHICH IS A WILD THING TO THINK, PAST ME??? LMAO!!!

[tsatsuma69]

EUROVISON SEMI FINALS PT.1

welcome to my heaviliy biased reaction/review :)

its a long one

CROATIA 7/10:

these old men dance funky and fuck nasty

its tacky. its camp. its eurovison

mama ;)

love mr missile man

!STRIP!STRIP!STRIP!STRIP!

vocals could have been stronger + old men could have been more naked

7/10

FINLAND 10/10:

Finland slays as always

VERY cunty

FINLAND WINS LITTLE MISS HEAVY QUEER TECHNO RAVE

love the lil crab dance

wonderful human centipede reference

i know who im voting for in the final

!!!!CHA!CHA!CHA!CHA!CHA!CHA!CHA!!!!

now this is eurovison

10/10 !!CUNT!!

GERMANY 9/10:

GAY GLITTERY VIOLENCE SO SLAY

they rlly got a latex vampire and fucking balls to the wall went for it

scream for me bbgorl

capitol fashion vibes

very eurovison

9/10

ITALY 3/10:

the first of the ballads

very eurovison /neg

(trampolies had me giggling)

glitter doesnt = slay. get better.

he did put his whole pussy into that

it wasnt enough tho

3/10 sure was a ballad bb

NORWAY 7/10:

it's giving Anne boylen????

odd take but slay

solid banger

a whistle note doesnt get u a win bb

eurovison approved :)

7/10

SERBIA 6/10:

go, twink! go!

serbia bringing the drama, slay

hewwo? game owver ;)

i see ur vison. its euro.

I liked his little giggle at the end

6/10

MALTA 4/10:

busting out some sexy sax

are those cardboard cut outs???

bitch dress fancier this is eurovison

!! road trip with the boys !!

theyre having fun in ikea

DID HE JUST DAB

4/10

LATVIA 2/10:

immidaitly funky

ew nevermind

okay wait…?

ew no

mid.

this is eurovison bring the pizazz or go home

2/10

PORTUGAL 8/10:

OH ITS GIVING !! SOMETHING!!! HELLO !!!!

portugal bringing the drama

red <3

could have gone harder. still slayed

7/10

IRELAND 2/10:

please dont be a ballad

fuck. okay. thank god.

stop making eye contact, twink

nice flares its giving knock off glitter elvis

drummer is having fun :)

i didnt like it

2/10

SWITZERLAND 1/10:

ew ballad :(

famously neutral country singing about not wanting to be being a soldier and war casulties

okay…. of all the countries… bbgorl

fun lil outfits.doesnt save u

unfortunatly i think eurovison wil eat this shit up

1/10

FRANCE 6/10:

NEVERMIND france brought the drama

oh the GLAMORE oh the DRAMA oh the EUROVISON

that sure is a Dress

!!SHOULDER PAD ALERT!!

mmmm its good but falls a little flat 4 me

wait where did her dress go

6/10

ISRAEL 4/10:

immidiate DRAMA

ourple :)

unicorn. we're sticking with that…. okay.

guys i think we wanna see her dance

4/10

MOLDOVA 6/10:

u were so good last year dont let me down

okay pop off king

hehe eyeball

love the drums and the headpieces :)

!! HELLO FUNKY FLUTE MAN !!

a bop

6/10

SWEDEN 5/10:

i want her to scratch my back with those nails

……im getting abba vibes???? sounds a little bit like the winner takes it all at the beginning

sweden, sweden, sweden smh

OH the drama of a hydrollic press

cracking vocals crickey well done

5/10

AZERBAIJAN 2/10:

pippin and merri made it to eurovision and theyre indi twinks now

its.okay.

was….that….it….?

2/10

CZECHIA 5/10:

oh this is fun

pink <3

swing em babes

uncanny clone doll vibes /pos

they know their audience (its me and i love barbie)

feminism :)

5/10

NETHERLANDS 2/10:

i just know ur gonna let me down

lo and behold i was right

another fucking ballad

STOP MAKING EYE CONTACT

ew straight people at eurovison

nevermind i think theyre lesbains

but that wont save them

god uses she/her pronouns :)

2/10 forgettable

ballad count: 3

best: Finland

worst: Switzerland

who made it thru:

Croatia :P

Moldova

Switzerland >:(

Findland !!!! :D

Czechia <3

Israel

Portugal :)

Sweden

Serbia (go!twink!go!)

Norway

final thoughts:

GERMANY WAS ROBBED!!! ROBBED !!!!!!!!!!!

i am being so normal about this <3

[angelofchaos001]

Fat fuck upsides: Hehe squish, stabby stab stab

Fat fuck downsides: GOD WHERE DO I BEGIN-

Current Standings with Gourmand: (I'll start doing this with updates on my game =>)

Cycle: 53

Max Karma: 8

Location: Subterranean

Current Goal: Find and kill a Red Centipede

Ultimate Goal: Outer Expanse

Passages: Survivor, Outlaw, Dragon Slayer, Chieftain

I also tamed a lizard at one point, Cobalt, but he died shortly after I got him (he made himself useful though, saved me from yellows, it's not my fault scavs hate him) (Also yes I tried to get the Friend but bro got exploded right outside the shelter ;-;)

[mary-goore-ask-blog]

Do you like Human Centipede?

Because I wouldn't mind being behind you in it (human centipede rizz)

hehe, you've got humor, don't you, lovely? and to answer your question, yes, it's one of my favourite movies.

[ksenya-and-the-artistic-cucumber]

sunrise, stargazer, and cool dice vibes for u for da ask thing,,,, 🏃‍♂️💥💥

HEHE alrighty >:]

Also hyperfix... hmm I managed to survive much longer and probably got a kill record on competitive arena in rain world! Black lizors are surprisingly sturdy

Figured out how you eat bigger animals and still am UPSET that u can't eat mice as surv. Feels unfair. Ate several centipedes. They're fun to pin to walls ^^

Still need to figure out how to kill king vultures and white lizards reliably.

[e-icreator23]

*Stella carries Mi and puts him on the bed*

Liu: Moon knows this girl *sits next to him*

*he purrs and holds her hand. he nods and pats her head*

Moon: yeah she was a hybrid of a few things but she was so tiny now she got big heh

Ann: hehe yeah I looked like a weird spider or centipede thingie but he didnt care, some other animals have that form but are something else

[htetailyn]

:/

[emperornero]

I HAVENT POSTED MY NEW SON YET LOOK AT HIM

^^ son

[smallestapplin]

Can I request headcanons Ingo+Emmett x reader (separatly) where S/O's Pokemon falls in love with one of their Pokémon! (Ex: Driftblim->Chandalure, Flygon->Haxarous, Altaria->Archeops, Scolipede->Gavantula) Think 101 Dalmatians shenanigans where they meet at the park trip, tangle them up and have a meet cute. Bonus points guess their trainers end up liking each other too!

-Tiny anon

I’m sobbing this is such a cute idea!

Also I picked Scolipede cause I thought ‘hehe in love with his girlfriend who’s five times his size.’ (Galvantulas are 2ft while Scolipedes are 8ft.)

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🔲Ingo🔲

- Ghost types usually spend their time alone, as is the case with Chandelure, the ghostly Pokémon, while loves its trainer and family, usually sticks to itself.

- Even at the park.

- Until it met a Drifblim. The balloon like Pokémon seemed to be keeping a few other Pokémon in check and making sure no one got hurt.

- And with a hauntingly beautiful melody from Chandelure, Drifblim sung back. The two swung and swayed around the other in harmony. The two ghost types coo happily.

- Until two voices called out.

- “Driffy! Where are you?”

- “Chandelure, it’s time to go home!”

- The two gaze back at each other with a sad hum. Drifblim wraps one of its ribbon like arms around Chandelure, not wanting to part with it.

- “There you are! I was looking for you.”

- You reached the two Pokémon first, having followed the pretty melody of their sounds.

- But your Drifblim doesn’t want to leave, letting out frantic calls to try and plead its case, holding Chandelure close.

- “Chandelure!” The new voice sounded loud and panicked. It only cases Chandelure to snuggle close to the blimp Pokémon.

- This action at least calmed their trainer.

- “I’m so sorry sir! It seems they became friends.” You try to settle the frazzled man down.

- And judging by how he looks between you and the happily hugging ghost types, he calms down.

- “I’m truly sorry for my freight, I’ve never seen Chandelure get so friendly with a strange Pokémon.”

- A harsh melody makes you both flinch and see Chandelure almost glaring at its trainer.

- “Haha! Seems they didn’t like that. I’m sorry but we have to cut this short, I can give you my number and we can set up a little play date for them here, if that’s okay?”

- “Of course, after all my partner Pokémon has never been so friendly before.”

- With numbers swapped and sad ghosts following you two, play dates where quickly set.

- Ingo laughs at how, when told, Chandelure floats in front of a mirror and seems to test out the right flame height and brightness.

- “Trying to impress that Drifblim?”

- His laugh grows when his Pokémon nods.

- While your two Pokémon danced and sang around each other, you and Ingo sat in a bench nearby, talking and getting to know each other.

- You’d hear stories about his work and his twin brother who he says ‘acts like he was born and raised by feral Pokémon, I swear-‘

- And he learned about you! Your work, some of your own friends, and hobbies of yours.

- Over time, much like his companion, he noticed how enchanting your laugh is, how sweet it’s sounds.

- Ingo believes he’s falling in with you and he doesn’t know what to do.

- But luckily Chandelure is happy to help!

- And luckily for you Drifblim is there to help you too! You’re their trainer after all, and what’s better than getting your trainer with your mates trainer?

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🔳Emmet🔳

- Galvantula likes giving his trainer a run for his money, and at the park it’s no different. The electric spider ran off at a moments notice, ignoring his trainer’s calls.

- He had just gotten far enough to entire a slightly denser wooded area, and under a tree in a clearing rested a Scolipede.

- She laid under the tree, gaps of light bouncing off her pretty maroon exoskeleton. A few curious but friendly clicks woke the giant centipede up.

- Galvantula clicks happily and begins a mini dance, quickly earning the larger pokemon’s favor. The oversized spider quickly made his home against her, Scolipede coiling slightly around him as they napped together.

- It took Emmet a while but he finally found his partner Pokémon, but was instantly caught off guard by the poison bug type laying around him.

- “Galvantula, wake up, we have to go home or we will miss our show.”

- Emmet tried speaking as softly as he could, as to not wake up the wrong Pokémon, but that failed.

- Scolipede just stares at the odd man before nudging the spider awake. Who instantly kept dodging his trainer, climbing around his new mate and away from Emmet.

- This continues of the subway boss around around in circles trying to grab his Pokémon, while Scolipede just sat there, only letting out a cooing click when you showed up. Standing up, she walked to you, Galvantula still on her.

- “Hey get back here!”

- “Ah! I’m sorry!”

- Emmet quickly apologizes and explains the situation, which had you laughing.

- “I don’t mean to, but my Scolipede here usually comes here to be alone, you must have a pretty special Pokémon to make her act like this.”

- Emmet and you clicked almost instantly, he’s a very nice person, and his forwardness or bluntness can be really funny.

- He found himself using Galvantula missing Scolipede as an excuse to see you more and more. You two started meeting up at one of your houses, leaving your Pokémon there and going out.

- You found the size difference between his spider and your centipede so cute, but it also worries you with how much heavier Scolipede is.

- But judging by the eggs in Emmet’s house that isn’t a problem.

- Your Pokémon brought you two together, and their egg’s brought you even closer.

- But when Scolipede tripped you into landing on top of Emmet and Galvantula webbed you to together like this, it was obvious.

- Emmet could only blush and pour his heart out to you.

- He almost cried when you admitted the same.