#i got 99 problems

[juniperandjustice]

[soapdispensersalesman]

[stayp1eceposts]

I have 99 problems and all of them can and will be solved with murder and arson

[milarebloom]

With you, I got 100 problems, but you make me forget 99 of them

[sweetnbatty-blog]

I have OnlyProblems

Omg I wonder if we have the same tier!!

[ceevee5]

It’s annoying once you start polls that you can’t change the length/duration - from 24 hrs to a week.

[dont-read-this-im-dead]

I GOTTA tell you about my thanksgiving.

I don't get along with most of my siblings (I have 9). The main reason for this is that we have almost nothing in common. Another reason is because while I was busy being a "good daughter," they were busy "finding themselves" (aka rebelling).

So this past Thanksgiving. I'm chatting with Mom and one sister, and a few other siblings are kind of butting into the conversation on occasion, and we end up trauma bonding. As a side note, I don't trauma bond often. I watch THEM trauma bond, and I just kind of...curl up with a book and pretend they don't exist.

But this time, *I* was the one doing the bonding. And when things got way serious, my baby sister (she's 23) would say something like, "okay, guys, but did I tell you I'm gay?" To lighten the mood. And we'd joke about it. Like, "yeah, I've got a million childhood traumas, but at least I'm not GAY like (baby sister)."

And it's fine, because she thinks gay jokes are hilarious.

So my aunt walks in at one point, and she's like, "what are y'all doing here?"

My older sister said, "we're trauma bonding."

I said, "and making fun of (baby sister) for being gay."

My aunt missed something with all the talking, and she stopped what she was doing to look at us and asked, "you're trauma bonding over (baby sister) being gay?!??!"

FUNNIEST. MOMENT. OF. MY. LIFE.

[sydneyofalltrades]

I feel so sorry for all the people who make their ao3 posts about it being down for maintenance, because I’m usually asleep when it’s down so…

[charmwasjess]

You know I've got a lot of the Dooku + Sifo-Dyas Time Travel Forward Clone Wars AU written (Arcane Hardy Boys Don't Save the Galaxy, Working Title: Break It Yourself) written - and I'd probably start posting it except I'm stuck on the first chapter.

The main issue that I want to start with a little bit of slice of life from Sifo's POV because I think it's important to establish how different their pre-travel lives are from their Clone Wars Jedi age peers - and also because I suspect setting this in the Clone Wars, I might have readers who aren't as familiar with their backstories and might appreciate the introduction to their status quo.

But I'm just cracking myself up trying to scene set this. THEY'RE SO DUMB.

Sifo-Dyas: Sifo-Dyas here, but you can call me Sifo or Si, two real things I canonically call myself even though it sounds like utter fandom bullshit. Yeah, that's my two hundred year old stacked purple mom who is Sith Artifact Indiana Jones and my bestie, future Sith Count Dooku. I've started having disconcerting visions after putting a Sith artifact directly in my mouth for some reason, but I haven't discovered it will ruin my life yet - the actual biggest problem in my life is my mom's fucking bird, who I hate. Want me to sing you a dumb little song??

[pianokantzart]

Mario worrying about Luigi compilation

[annn-starrr]

me when eva honestly.

[tleeaves]

As a society, or perhaps just in the unfortunate communities I happen to circle through, I think we focus on sex and sexuality far too much.

For the record, I do experience sexual desires and attraction, at certain levels and at certain times. But even I feel we have way too huge of a lens on it. It gets worse in some fandom spaces too. Let's zoom out a bit. We could all stand to just love things a little more wholesomely, in my opinion.

My opinion is obviously not necessarily the right one. I got zero authority over anything. But I think we have better things to be pressed about or to write longass posts on.

[chicago-geniza]

You know those reflective vests for service dogs that say, like, I STARTLE EASILY or whatever. I need a highlighter yellow t-shirt that says I HAVE PATHOLOGICALLY POOR IMPULSE CONTROL

[hyunpic]

does he know im insane

[yuridemon]

some various designs

[kindred-spirit-93]

[insert title here]

still working on the basics for *checks notes* agatha and bayan :D!!

experimenting with glasses and hijabs lol bc i totally dont have other very urgent and more important things to be doing right now lmao.

didnt notice that the pen that was in my hand got in frame sorry. the doodle on the right looks so done with me lmao. same girl same

glasses my dudes. need to work on my basic geometry

the girlies, but with glasses.

the lore i worked on since this morning was giving homegirl a pair of glasses. she just got her prescription so were learning together (her to wear and me to write lol). ghost physics hopefully next.