#i giggled tho

[ly0nstea]

Tá an aimn 'Tom' an-greannmhar... céard atá tú?

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

[hdusa]

Hello princezam I bestow upon you f slur rights

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[i-eat-paper-backs]

“FOR HUMANITY:

You kinda suck, but you invented books and music, so the universe will probably keep you around for a little bit longer.

You got lucky.

This time.”

- TJ Klune (in the lives of puppets)

[soleillunne]

Help

[lcuyscs]

Why don’t you foreplay these nuts

making these nuts jokes in big 2025 is crazy

[jinogie]

Oh dear god dream whyyyyy

LIKE I GET THE SENTIMENT but mannn

[onlyasimp4nobody]

Now Jeff what is this… 🤡

An older husband and his trophy wife are on a hike when the sun starts to go down. 

Husband: Don’t you think we should turn back?

Wife: Don’t worry I have a flashlight. Just a little further.

It starts to get darker as they enter an isolated swampy part of woods with gnarled trees and distant lighting. Then the flashlight goes out.

Husband: Th-th-this is getting creepy.

Wife: You think this is scary? I have to walk out of here alone.

[zira-draws]

COMPOSURE [impossible: failure] - ummmm.. uh.. she um...is she? huh??? what????

[b0tster]

lip piercing got caught on her earring when i was kissing her neck

[hai-nae]

hey i finished it, and here's a tiny preview from one of the things that got (rightfully) flagged from like an hour ago. that is the fastest customer service ive ever received here, my post got flagged in under 5 minutes and my appeal got denied in under 30 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 all those spicy wips will have to be clipped way heavier and then posted on twitter ig 😂

how am i supposed to sleep knowing tumblr lets p*rn bots fly by, but my censored shit gets struck by lightening like zeus himself was waitin for my dumbass head to poke outta my burrow.

i cant stop giggling, this site is truly a mess 😂😂😂 edit; forgot i can edit, here's the twt link https://twitter.com/definedead1/status/1805276961347960996

[sunshine-on-marz]

HORRIBLE

About to straighten my hair for the first time let’s see

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Marvel's Squirrel Girl: The Unbeatable Radio Show! | All of Erik Lehnsherr's Call-In's

Episodes featured: The Fate of My Universe The Sinister Six Are No More Who Would Win In A Fight? Unbeatable

Full Podcast Playlist (Spotify)

Credits below:

Written by: Ryan North

Directed by: Giovanna Sardelli

Voice Cast: Milana Vayntrub - Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green Crystal Lucas Perry - Nancy Whitehead Leo Sheng - Koi Boi/Ken Shiga Davied Morales - Chipmunk Hunk/Tomas Lara-Perez Erica Schroeder - Tippy T. Squirrel Rob Nagle - Erik Lehnsherr

Key Art: "Squirrel Girl Infinity Comic (2022)" by Derek Charm - Doreen, Nancy, Ken, Tomas, Tippy "Magneto (2023)" by Todd Nauck - Erik

[kens-ramblings]

so ik it’s not cannon accurate but,,,

i need a fic of tim just crashing out.

like he gets so sick of like damian and jason talking about how weak he is and shit like that that he’s like “yall realize lady shiva was my one of my FIRST teachers, and i was the first robin she trained. i had to train under b AFTER he already lost a robin. you DONT think he was 10x harder on me than any of you guys???? there’s a reason my training videos are mainly redacted without bruce’s or my permission. i got ra’s al ghul BEGGING ME to join his league or have my children. i get gifts from him WEEKLY. do you KNOW how many of his little ninja i fight per DAY??? nahh im sick of this shit let’s take it to the mats” and just demolishing both of them at the same time.

i just think it’d be very funny. i just like fics of people who pretend to be weaker than they are(or they just never really have a reason to go full tilt so they just don’t) get sick of holding back and just losing it :D

[shootingstareon]

banging on the wall of my asylum room can anyone hear me.

[navree]

my adventures with superman turning deathstroke the fucking terminator into an anime twink is the single greatest thing i've seen in the history of animation i have not been able to stop laughing

[tatortart]

who let this turtle get snapchat