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i love mmj and god-ish, so why not make god-ish haruka?
#digital art#art#vocaloid#fanart#god ish#my crush said he liked my sweater eeeek#i get to sit with him in math#meiko my beloved#haruka kiritani#mmj haruka#mmj#more more jump#pjsk#project sekai#project sekai colorful stage
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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)
#leverage#nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve#he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him#parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff#but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank#sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties#which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be#manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties#she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i#manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard#so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu#goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting
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Harem AU where Shen Yuan transmigrates into one of Bingge’s wives shortly after he returns from the other world. After a brief (and frantic) realization that’s she’s a woman (and always has been, but we’re not getting into that right now), she delves deep into this harem drama she’s been thrust into. It’s not until she comes face to face with Luo Bingge that she realizes just WHICH harem drama she’s living, and immediately sets about making his life as good as she can manage. Oh, harem infighting is causing strain on his containers? Simply nudge Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing into working together to manage the harem. The Northern Desert is hinging on disaster because of clerical neglect? One of her harem sisters has a brother who’s in need of a job, no stress. Luo Binghe’s kids are unruly and there’s no clear successor? She has a college degree and a little sister, teaching a dozen or so demonic children is a breeze! All in the name of giving Luo Binghe the time to find a new wife, of course, one who will disperse with the need for this sprawling harem, and once that happens she’s free to travel and document monsters to her hearts content.
#it’s all fun and games until one of her students calls her ‘mom’#Eventually Luo Binghe comes to realize that he has the time to… relax?#His wives are no longer fighting at every possible convenience mostly due to Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing ruling with an iron fist.#Their fathers and brothers on his council are less pushy less demanding and he hasn’t had to behead anyone in weeks.#Mobei-Jun has sequestered himself in the Northern Desert with the clerk he picked up a month ago#but he doesn’t need to deal with that right now#And… his children are going to school?#sure he had teachers before#the best money could buy#but none of them could get his kids to behave#now they’re… sitting in a full day of lessons#and learning both human AND demonic cultivation??#and politics and etiquette and biology and math and and and#They’re being taught by one of his wives who never gave him a child but treats every brat as if they’re one of her own#And… hey that’s a familiar smile half hidden behind a fan isn’t it?#wit writes#bingqiu#svsss#bingyuan#binggeyuan#trans Shen yuan#I just need to make that my calling card lmao
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thinking again about fei du showing off to xiao haiyang as soon as he and lwz get together for real. like please notice i'm driving your boss's car and replacing his air freshener because i don't like it. please ask me why i've been feeding his cat. please ask whose house i've dragged you to and why i'm so comfortable in it. please ask if we're living together. he can't wait to brag about it.
#mo du#fei du#xiao haiyang#lwz#zhoudu#and he was soooo disappointed xhy didn't take the bait#also can we talk about how long they were sitting silently there??#the timeline: they get to work at 8:30#after surely no more than 15 minutes fei du and xhy leave#fei du tells him to get in the car and they stop to pick up new air freshener#they drive to. fuck i don't have a copy of the book on my phone what's her name. the girl who had been the deer.#they get to her apartment and have a phone call outside#fei du gives xhy back his badge#they stop for groceries#and go back to lwz's house#that can't possibly have taken more than a few hours#but then they sit in the living room until the workday ends??#xhy tries to leave several times and gets told no??#and at no point in the probably.....4 or 5 hours? (can't do math) they were sitting there did it occur to him to do a little gossiping
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woof, i know jecka's dad was supposed to be a little funny and overdramatized with his snap back and forth from pleasant to crazy screaming but, christ, it was a little too real. my dad is so similar it's almost crazy. his insults and threats aren't so similar tho, so at least i have the upper hand there!
#HEY! YOU DON'T GET TO TELL ME WHEN WE DO SOMETHING! I SAY IT#YOU DO IT!#vent#tw abuse#class of 09#co09#co09 jecka#jecka class of 09#class of 09 nicole#co09 nicole#what brought this on?#was sitting doing homework and i told my dad i couldn't review math with him#and he fucking freaked out and screamed#and then immedietly back to normal#made me realize how surreal and fucked it is to be like that
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so I'm a bit of a car buff. i do all my own servicing on my car and i've helped rebuild countless vehicles. i know the sound of a straight 6 engine better than the sound of my own name. i had to uber somewhere today and the car was a tesla and i have never understood magneto more.
the lack of vibrations from the power of the engine, the lack of weight from said engine that altered where the line of thrust was for said vehicle? I truly felt like erik, locked in that concrete prison cell unable to sense any kind of metal. it was actually very disorientating 🤣😅
now i cant stop thinking about erik reacting to electric/plastic panel cars.
hey so im in love with this ask i hope you know that
#fave#snap chats#hello everyone math test was easy as hell i get to hang out for like half an hour before my next class YAAAAY#BUT PLEASE THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET: REALLY NICHE INSIGHT#thats so cool omg ..... also probably accurate as hell im YELLING#like how i imagine how uncomfortably 'quiet' it must be for charles when he cant use his powers#i can only imagine erik's weirdly 'numb' to everything around him when they barbie his ass#like he FEELS YEAH but there's a notable lack of that Extra sense#totally unrelated you guys remmber the wood gun mr fantastic had. sorry i think of it every now and then and giggle#anyways im so sorry you had to sit in a tesla thats punishment enough but thank you for your beautiful story and insight
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was looking through my uncle's old math books (he was a mathmatician) and found so many notebooks of his filled w like calculations and theories he's written about in these really yellowed notebooks from like the 70s and 80s and it just made my heart like ache a lil but in a good way
#txt#like math / physics / chem were my worst fucking classes always i was always held back for summer school#and he would always sit down w me for like hours on end trying to get me to Understand things and train jt with him#and its like a good memory i have of him Now even though back then i felt like i would rather die lmao#like he really spent a lot of time taking care of me in his own way even w all of his problems w addiction and his own mental issues#and he was annoying as hell at times but . he was just a guy that was curious about everything
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When the annoying kid isn't doing his work and the teacher almost loses her shit and sits him next to ME as consequence </3
#okay sooo I hate when teachers do this#1. sitting a bad kid next to another student who does their work is annoying asf#2. the “*sighhhh*” the kid does as they walk to the seat theyre given never makes anybody feel good about themselves#3. Getting mad at the whole class for 3-4 peoples behaviour isn't very cute </3#4. sit the kid near your desk so you can make him lock tf in I saw his book and WHAT??/ the scribbles and rips? </3 my highlighters are#scared of this kid brooo </3#5. sitting him next to a good student WILL NOT RUB OFF. didnt work in primary school and at out big age in highschool it's not gonna work#“you're behaving like jr school students” just send him outside ion wanna hear ts </3#nerd cat rambles#maths goes crazy today
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marci drunken tramp stamp when he places podium this season. smile ?
ill be real with you he would get that kinda drunk on a sixth place finish... if hes crazy enough he shows up to suzuka with a lower back tattoo. smile :-)
#mathed in my head and p6 might be his highest finish#also marc is like. worlds craziest lighweight 😭 he could get silly just from making out with someone who had a drink#put that thought away for later lol#im like would it even make sense to get a tattoo. near his ass that he sits on in the car#this is not the real world 😁 ill do to him whatever i want 😁#ask#marci
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This professor is driving me NUTS. At some point it's like yes I would rather have a bad professor who doesnt gas instead of a bad professor who says "I want to tailor my class to You" "dont care about grades. I don't care about grades. don't worry that I havent even given you any kind of practice problem in 6 weeks, we're gonna get 50% of your grade done in the next 3 days and you don't understand anything." "But it's ok you can ask me questions which I will not answer well in class and when one of your classmates tries to butt in and say 'I think this is what he means' I'll reveal that they're wrong too and then complain about falling behind and move on" "I cant teach everything twice you know? You should be working out of class. On what exactly? Well wouldnt you like to know, weather boy. Anyways here's a homework packet turn it in by Tuesday so I can make you take a quiz without any feedback and then I'll make you take a midterm with no feedback. We're having so much fun 😄"
#rehks rants#it's a 6 person class tho so it's kinda brutal#he's been picking on this girl who obviously realized how useless he was weeks before me#bc he sees her texting every class and asks her tons of questions and then gets annoyed when she doesnt know the answer#and then he asks the 5 other people who were supposedly paying attention and we dont know shit either#rn the entire class is just banking on their background knowledge#I'm sure we could do great on the midterm together with all 6 of us bc then we would just be using all of our background knowledge#this class has prereq calc too... and there's two math majors in it..... but neither of us have done calc in a year and a half#and then it doesnt have prereq physics but he seems to think it does....... and I havent done physics since hs#we're all pissed at him too bc he said the quiz would be Thursday and then sent out an email THIS WEEKEND saying tuesday#he also doesnt have materials for examples like physics examples#so he grabs the water bottles and notebooks of people who sit in front for 'examples' (shoving things together and saying random bullshit)#same girl started gravitating back bc she hates when he just grabs her stuff
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thisssss close to straight up murdering my math teacher
#theo.txt#WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM.#the fucking. end of unit test is on thursday (god awful day 2 schedule it.)#i wont be there (wisdom teeth)#i told him LAST WEEK that i couldnt take it. he said i could take it after#break when we get back#over the weekend he decides that i cant?? actually????????#i ask him tomorrow. he says come in after school i say i can come in today?#(had a show yesterday)#he says ‘okay sounds great :)’#I SAY ‘okay cool’ & sit down.#i come in after school today . he has a paper on his door. says he is in a meeting & math lab is in another room .#i say ‘what fhe fuck’ but i go to the other room#other teacher cant get ahold of him OR get a copy of the test#WHAT THE HELL#.#literally what am i supposed to do i PHYSICALLY cant come in tomorrow or ANY DAY AFTER until january .#what is his problem istg.
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Billy in the S5 bloopers
#Blurry but idc look#It’s not a want anymore. it’s a need: Chewing on him chewing on him cheeing on him#mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy?#johnny lawrence#william zabka#Him in the last gif looking like he’s having a hard time with math or something (lines in this case)#He’s so adorable#and I just KNOW Daniel thinks Johnny’s naivity about technolgy and all the confused faces he makes are cute too#and hot. He’s definitely had Johnny sit in his lap in the computer chair#while he tried to teach him just the very basics of at least not clicking on every ad you see#but purposely making it sound complicated just to hear and see all that sweet confusion. the way Johnny’s eyebrows furrow#lips parted if he’s not chewing on them#getting them all red and extra kissable.#all ‘I don’t understand’ and ‘Can you explain it to me again?’#until Daniel’s dick is rock hard. Johnny isn’t stupid.#All those young guys he has to ask for help too lol (excluding Miguel of.)
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Putting action characters in coffee shop AUs is inhumane. Their enclosure needs enrichment. They need to punch and stab and kill
#every once and a while I see a chill modern one piece AU#and I’m like get Luffy OUT of there that’s not his natural environment#Luffy in a modern world would just be a criminal. and he would go to jail because no superpowers#Luffy would rob WalMart to give food to homeless people and punch cops and politicians#and then he would go to prison or get shot and die because he doesn’t have powers#Luffy needs to be a PIRATE and have SUPERPOWERS#his ass is not sitting through a math exam#you can’t take characters like him out of the fantasy
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Sigh I don’t wanna go 2 school.
#I get 2 school @ like 7:20 so I’ll b there in like 2 hours and 20 minutes but I don’t wanna gooo#I now sit next 2 some1 in math and there’s this one guy in my gym class who I really don’t like he doesn’t like me and the only people-#-I know in that class are friends with him#And we have 2 do Flag football in gym💔#I have that second period#Victor Speaks
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I fucking can’t today
#Im tired and overwhelmed and I’m so sick of being the only responsible person in my house#I can’t even do my fucking school work because my dog needs food made everyday and my mom said she would start it#so I could finish my math test#then 20 mins later my brothers banging in my door bc my dog needs to go out so I have to stop my test to do that#then I see the dog food hasn’t been started so I need to do that but I have to do the dishes to make that#so I do the dishes then I’m doing the food and my brothers getting food and getting in my way bc he just can’t wait 30 mins#and he leave shit all over the counter that I need so I have to clean up after him while making dog food#then I finally finish the dog food and I’m cleaning the dishes I used when my brother comes over and leaves more dirty dishes#one had shrimp in it and the butters all gross and the smell alone made me want to vomit but I had to clean it#and I’m almost done when my sister comes out and sad that my cat got in my room and killed one of my plants n got dirt everywhere#Plus my dad came home early so now my mom wants me to vacuum#oh and I have to go to the store with her whenever she decided she’s ready to make sure she gets what we need#I’m currently sitting in my bathroom trying to calm down because I’m gonna snap and either kill someone else or myself if I don’t get a#break#And I still need to finish my math test#screaming
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i want to wrap my youngest brother in a forever cocoon of dance parties and hugs and reading the books he likes where he and I can live forever and ever because this child doesn't deserve a single bad thing to ever happen in his life
#for context:#he's little‚ in kindergarten‚ and was recently diagnosed with adhd (although we had already pretty much known) so while his dr is trying to#find the right meds for him he's struggling with the adjustment period and focusing in general#and this beautiful sunshine boy calls me on video chat and asks if i can help him finish his dnd character sheet we started last week#because he's very excited about the dnd campaign and wants to get his sheet finished like my other siblings (both several yrs older)#and so we're working through the sheet and we're talking and im explaining the math and i keep having to try and redirect his attention#because he's sitting in our kitchen and there's a lot happening around him and he's distracted (which i totally get and think is so valid!)#and so i told him#hey‚ if you can't focus right now and we need to circle back to this‚ i can wait. im free tonight and tomorrow night‚#call me when you're ready to finish and are feeling able to focus again#and he said okay and then in the saddest voice ever he apologized for not being able to pay attention and I just#my heart BROKE for him#because he's so smart! and kind!! and it's okay that he cannot focus on dnd right now‚ he's doing his best!!!#and i told him as much‚ promised i wasn't mad or frustrated or anything and told him i loved him and hoped he had a good night#but i just feel so bad that he internalized him not being able to pay attention as his fault#i just want to protect him forever and ever#idk if anyone has any tips on little kids w adhd‚ plz lmk‚ i want to be a resource and source of support for him 🫶
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