#i get to sit with him in math
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i love mmj and god-ish, so why not make god-ish haruka?
#digital art#art#vocaloid#fanart#god ish#my crush said he liked my sweater eeeek#i get to sit with him in math#meiko my beloved#haruka kiritani#mmj haruka#mmj#more more jump#pjsk#project sekai#project sekai colorful stage
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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)
#leverage#nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve#he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him#parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff#but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank#sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties#which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be#manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties#she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i#manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard#so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu#goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting
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Harem AU where Shen Yuan transmigrates into one of Bingge’s wives shortly after he returns from the other world. After a brief (and frantic) realization that’s she’s a woman (and always has been, but we’re not getting into that right now), she delves deep into this harem drama she’s been thrust into. It’s not until she comes face to face with Luo Bingge that she realizes just WHICH harem drama she’s living, and immediately sets about making his life as good as she can manage. Oh, harem infighting is causing strain on his containers? Simply nudge Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing into working together to manage the harem. The Northern Desert is hinging on disaster because of clerical neglect? One of her harem sisters has a brother who’s in need of a job, no stress. Luo Binghe’s kids are unruly and there’s no clear successor? She has a college degree and a little sister, teaching a dozen or so demonic children is a breeze! All in the name of giving Luo Binghe the time to find a new wife, of course, one who will disperse with the need for this sprawling harem, and once that happens she’s free to travel and document monsters to her hearts content.
#it’s all fun and games until one of her students calls her ‘mom’#Eventually Luo Binghe comes to realize that he has the time to… relax?#His wives are no longer fighting at every possible convenience mostly due to Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing ruling with an iron fist.#Their fathers and brothers on his council are less pushy less demanding and he hasn’t had to behead anyone in weeks.#Mobei-Jun has sequestered himself in the Northern Desert with the clerk he picked up a month ago#but he doesn’t need to deal with that right now#And… his children are going to school?#sure he had teachers before#the best money could buy#but none of them could get his kids to behave#now they’re… sitting in a full day of lessons#and learning both human AND demonic cultivation??#and politics and etiquette and biology and math and and and#They’re being taught by one of his wives who never gave him a child but treats every brat as if they’re one of her own#And… hey that’s a familiar smile half hidden behind a fan isn’t it?#wit writes#bingqiu#svsss#bingyuan#binggeyuan#trans Shen yuan#I just need to make that my calling card lmao
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super simple nico sketch drawn on my crusty phone with my finger at school
#pjo#toa#hoo#percy jackon and the olympians#nico di angelo#pjo hoo toa#percy jackson and the olympians#nico di angelo love of my life#im posting this during math class#my math teacher may be mrs dodds bro shes so mean#waiting for her to grow wings and jump me#luckily i sit in the very back row and all the tall kids sit in front of me so she cant see what im doinf#also about my seating arrangement#i sit next to the window so if the colors are weird on this plz forgive me cuz my screen is super dark and glare-y#anyways#will would deffo make nico wear a super big coat and scarf during winter and would make him hot chocolate and and#solangelo#erm will isnt actually in the post hes buried in the tags but i gotta get clout somehow#too many tags#tumblr stop eating the quality#looking like i posted this on a dell laptop
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woof, i know jecka's dad was supposed to be a little funny and overdramatized with his snap back and forth from pleasant to crazy screaming but, christ, it was a little too real. my dad is so similar it's almost crazy. his insults and threats aren't so similar tho, so at least i have the upper hand there!
#HEY! YOU DON'T GET TO TELL ME WHEN WE DO SOMETHING! I SAY IT#YOU DO IT!#vent#tw abuse#class of 09#co09#co09 jecka#jecka class of 09#class of 09 nicole#co09 nicole#what brought this on?#was sitting doing homework and i told my dad i couldn't review math with him#and he fucking freaked out and screamed#and then immedietly back to normal#made me realize how surreal and fucked it is to be like that
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so I'm a bit of a car buff. i do all my own servicing on my car and i've helped rebuild countless vehicles. i know the sound of a straight 6 engine better than the sound of my own name. i had to uber somewhere today and the car was a tesla and i have never understood magneto more.
the lack of vibrations from the power of the engine, the lack of weight from said engine that altered where the line of thrust was for said vehicle? I truly felt like erik, locked in that concrete prison cell unable to sense any kind of metal. it was actually very disorientating 🤣😅
now i cant stop thinking about erik reacting to electric/plastic panel cars.
hey so im in love with this ask i hope you know that
#fave#snap chats#hello everyone math test was easy as hell i get to hang out for like half an hour before my next class YAAAAY#BUT PLEASE THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET: REALLY NICHE INSIGHT#thats so cool omg ..... also probably accurate as hell im YELLING#like how i imagine how uncomfortably 'quiet' it must be for charles when he cant use his powers#i can only imagine erik's weirdly 'numb' to everything around him when they barbie his ass#like he FEELS YEAH but there's a notable lack of that Extra sense#totally unrelated you guys remmber the wood gun mr fantastic had. sorry i think of it every now and then and giggle#anyways im so sorry you had to sit in a tesla thats punishment enough but thank you for your beautiful story and insight
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was looking through my uncle's old math books (he was a mathmatician) and found so many notebooks of his filled w like calculations and theories he's written about in these really yellowed notebooks from like the 70s and 80s and it just made my heart like ache a lil but in a good way
#txt#like math / physics / chem were my worst fucking classes always i was always held back for summer school#and he would always sit down w me for like hours on end trying to get me to Understand things and train jt with him#and its like a good memory i have of him Now even though back then i felt like i would rather die lmao#like he really spent a lot of time taking care of me in his own way even w all of his problems w addiction and his own mental issues#and he was annoying as hell at times but . he was just a guy that was curious about everything
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thisssss close to straight up murdering my math teacher
#theo.txt#WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM.#the fucking. end of unit test is on thursday (god awful day 2 schedule it.)#i wont be there (wisdom teeth)#i told him LAST WEEK that i couldnt take it. he said i could take it after#break when we get back#over the weekend he decides that i cant?? actually????????#i ask him tomorrow. he says come in after school i say i can come in today?#(had a show yesterday)#he says ‘okay sounds great :)’#I SAY ‘okay cool’ & sit down.#i come in after school today . he has a paper on his door. says he is in a meeting & math lab is in another room .#i say ‘what fhe fuck’ but i go to the other room#other teacher cant get ahold of him OR get a copy of the test#WHAT THE HELL#.#literally what am i supposed to do i PHYSICALLY cant come in tomorrow or ANY DAY AFTER until january .#what is his problem istg.
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Billy in the S5 bloopers
#Blurry but idc look#It’s not a want anymore. it’s a need: Chewing on him chewing on him cheeing on him#mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy?#johnny lawrence#william zabka#Him in the last gif looking like he’s having a hard time with math or something (lines in this case)#He’s so adorable#and I just KNOW Daniel thinks Johnny’s naivity about technolgy and all the confused faces he makes are cute too#and hot. He’s definitely had Johnny sit in his lap in the computer chair#while he tried to teach him just the very basics of at least not clicking on every ad you see#but purposely making it sound complicated just to hear and see all that sweet confusion. the way Johnny’s eyebrows furrow#lips parted if he’s not chewing on them#getting them all red and extra kissable.#all ‘I don’t understand’ and ‘Can you explain it to me again?’#until Daniel’s dick is rock hard. Johnny isn’t stupid.#All those young guys he has to ask for help too lol (excluding Miguel of.)
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Putting action characters in coffee shop AUs is inhumane. Their enclosure needs enrichment. They need to punch and stab and kill
#every once and a while I see a chill modern one piece AU#and I’m like get Luffy OUT of there that’s not his natural environment#Luffy in a modern world would just be a criminal. and he would go to jail because no superpowers#Luffy would rob WalMart to give food to homeless people and punch cops and politicians#and then he would go to prison or get shot and die because he doesn’t have powers#Luffy needs to be a PIRATE and have SUPERPOWERS#his ass is not sitting through a math exam#you can’t take characters like him out of the fantasy
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im home and already swallowed by despair. can you believe i was in CHICAGO a few hours ago. and now im here. lol
#i know i know. and i need to let the anguish motivate me to get out of here. but it feels like i dreamed it all#purrs#chicago#i had a rough time getting out of the hotel and through the airport to my gate and also im bad at math so i fucked up the calculation about#when my flight lands bc of the time zone change and i gave my parents the time in central time not eastern time so my dad was waiting for m#for like a half hour and texting me and i wasn’t answering bc i was still in the air and he was pissed at me and snarky in my texts with hi#and i was sitting there on the plane and could just feel his words ripping into me and the horrors rushing back in and i still haven’t#recovered from it honestly. it wasn’t that big of a deal he just said something that i misunderstood as him saying he was giving up waiting#for me and going home bc id already wasted his time and even though that was not what he actually said it just kinda burrowed into me that#my parents were mad at me and were probably also mad at me for not communicating with them AT ALL the entire time i was in chicago. and it#just was eating me alive. im home now and we haven’t talked about it but they did say things disapproving of the fact that i did a lot of#stuff by myself which i probably shouldn’t have told them. idk. it’s not even that bad i just am torn apart by their rejection of me and#utter inability to just like be happy for me without criticizing some part of it or restraining me. plus the house is just as much of a#biohazard as it was when i left and all the broken things are still broken and it’s like. a lot. i miss the hotel LOL#i think im just sleep deprived and not in my head right today but i do not want to be here. sinking in quicksand unable to breathe. but i#have to be the one to get me out of it and i should have learned how in chicago but i didn’t it was just a break and now im stuck again#delete later#kind of terrible that instead of being so proud and happy about what i did my immediate reaction is to be miserable that im home now lol
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Sigh I don’t wanna go 2 school.
#I get 2 school @ like 7:20 so I’ll b there in like 2 hours and 20 minutes but I don’t wanna gooo#I now sit next 2 some1 in math and there’s this one guy in my gym class who I really don’t like he doesn’t like me and the only people-#-I know in that class are friends with him#And we have 2 do Flag football in gym💔#I have that second period#Victor Speaks
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I fucking can’t today
#Im tired and overwhelmed and I’m so sick of being the only responsible person in my house#I can’t even do my fucking school work because my dog needs food made everyday and my mom said she would start it#so I could finish my math test#then 20 mins later my brothers banging in my door bc my dog needs to go out so I have to stop my test to do that#then I see the dog food hasn’t been started so I need to do that but I have to do the dishes to make that#so I do the dishes then I’m doing the food and my brothers getting food and getting in my way bc he just can’t wait 30 mins#and he leave shit all over the counter that I need so I have to clean up after him while making dog food#then I finally finish the dog food and I’m cleaning the dishes I used when my brother comes over and leaves more dirty dishes#one had shrimp in it and the butters all gross and the smell alone made me want to vomit but I had to clean it#and I’m almost done when my sister comes out and sad that my cat got in my room and killed one of my plants n got dirt everywhere#Plus my dad came home early so now my mom wants me to vacuum#oh and I have to go to the store with her whenever she decided she’s ready to make sure she gets what we need#I’m currently sitting in my bathroom trying to calm down because I’m gonna snap and either kill someone else or myself if I don’t get a#break#And I still need to finish my math test#screaming
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i want to wrap my youngest brother in a forever cocoon of dance parties and hugs and reading the books he likes where he and I can live forever and ever because this child doesn't deserve a single bad thing to ever happen in his life
#for context:#he's little‚ in kindergarten‚ and was recently diagnosed with adhd (although we had already pretty much known) so while his dr is trying to#find the right meds for him he's struggling with the adjustment period and focusing in general#and this beautiful sunshine boy calls me on video chat and asks if i can help him finish his dnd character sheet we started last week#because he's very excited about the dnd campaign and wants to get his sheet finished like my other siblings (both several yrs older)#and so we're working through the sheet and we're talking and im explaining the math and i keep having to try and redirect his attention#because he's sitting in our kitchen and there's a lot happening around him and he's distracted (which i totally get and think is so valid!)#and so i told him#hey‚ if you can't focus right now and we need to circle back to this‚ i can wait. im free tonight and tomorrow night‚#call me when you're ready to finish and are feeling able to focus again#and he said okay and then in the saddest voice ever he apologized for not being able to pay attention and I just#my heart BROKE for him#because he's so smart! and kind!! and it's okay that he cannot focus on dnd right now‚ he's doing his best!!!#and i told him as much‚ promised i wasn't mad or frustrated or anything and told him i loved him and hoped he had a good night#but i just feel so bad that he internalized him not being able to pay attention as his fault#i just want to protect him forever and ever#idk if anyone has any tips on little kids w adhd‚ plz lmk‚ i want to be a resource and source of support for him 🫶
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I like living alone except for the times when it would've been very useful to have someone around to go "hey have you been untangling that same ball of yarn for 2 hours" so I realized more than 1 hour had passed.
Instead I untangled 3 balls of yarn over the course of 6 hours. Standing for almost the entire time. And if I think about my wasted day off any more I'll start to cry, so instead I'll just pretend my job is done here and go to bed.
#in writing this I'm actually doing some math and I think it was more than 6 hours#but if I actually think about it and it's actually more I will have a Bad Time so we're not going to do that#pork roll is good at notifying me I've been on my phone for too long#need to find a way to get him to signal I'm hyperfocusing which is much harder bc he can't just sit on my chest/phone arm
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Two math/physics students I have tutored in the last year have been hired as peer tutors this semester. Both of them took calc 2 in the spring and are taking calc 3 and differential equations now. They have the same instructor for those classes, and he's the head of the math department as well as the person who got me my job. He's known me since I was in precalculus in 2019 and I had him when I took calc 3 and diff eqs too. Well both of those classes for this semester just got back their first exams and one of my little tutor boys didn't do so hot. Let me be clear, I respect this professor but he is the biggest hardass in the world. He told my now coworker that his calc 3 exam was the biggest disappointment in both of those classes and I wanna throw hands.
#differentials and calc 3 are tough classes but lets just say this instructor does not receive the best scores on his exams#except from me for the most part and i was kind of favored for it#class average for this first exam in the class hes teaching now is a 40 and he doesn't grade on a bell curve#i can say from experience that tutoring is and isn't an advantage while you're enrolled in your own math class#because at work you get refreshers on material you're already familiar with#but sometimes you get so burnt out from working on other people's classes#that when its time to sit and actually do your own homework you can't think straight anymore#im not a student at this school anymore i told tutor boy that if the professor has a problem with him he can take it up with me#some of what the guy does is extremely unethical in teaching but he doesn't know that#because college professors don't need to have education degrees like k-12 teachers#im gonna throw hands some things just aren't right#shut up kaily
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