#i get that some ppl have been with the leafs and followed them a long time but like

[3416]

i know steve dangle's overenthusiastic overinvested thing is his shtick, but i think it's legit that kind of talk that just like... contributes to the nightmare way ppl talk about the leafs in media lol. like we wonder why it's so bad but there aren't a ton of levelheaded people at the center of leafs fandom in any way.

[shoezuki]

Fun fact: punz, who also potentially has adhd - he's def some kind of neurodivergent and ppl say he has adhd but I am yet to find confirmation - and can't remember blocks for shit, tells his chat what he needs. And we obligingly spam it when he asks us what he's missing. We also spam it when he misses something he needs. There are workarounds for memory issues in build mart, if desperately needed.

However. I do also think the way people talk about dream and buildmart is dumb. The idea that he's never tried to find work arounds or adapt his play, like there isn't an entire MCC where he and techno entirely separately came up with the same idea of making a list of every block that would be needed, implemented it and both did well. He has not yet found a workaround that works for him personally, but I'm sure he will eventually.

So my main issue with this drama isn't dream. Sure, he should probably stop saying dumb, inaccurate shit about build mart, but I've watched this drama go down since 1am my time. It's 3:30pm right now. That's 12 and a half hours. Some of the same people have been talking about this man for twelve and a half hours, straight, and they're complaining dream doesn't know when to shut up? Like. This is without prompting, too. Like I'm seeing these ppl do multiple threads w/out even having the Tumblr thing of anons sharing their opinions or asking yours that artificially prolong things. Personally, I think these ppl need to please take a leaf out of their own criticisms. Parasocial relationships can be based in hatred too, and I think, personally, some people need to realise that maybe complaining about someone not liking a Minecraft minigame you like for a solid 12 hours isn't healthy, actually.

I also have some other opinions but I do not wish to share them publically lest I get eviscerated by my own followers.

HONEST TO GOD YA LIKE mans Has talked bout tryin other shit which is fine n good n i hope he figures some shit out

But YA like this shit goes on so long n so often i see jus like repeat threads over n over bout it n its like some huge echochamber n constantly im like. Ok i think we're good the clownin was fun for a bit but lets focus on ben shapiro retweeting from velvet

[themangolorian]

the book

Pairing: Javier Peña x Reader (Narcos TV show)

Tiny ficlet. One shot. Javi’s POV. Inspired by this post.

Summary: When Javi finds an old book in an empty office, he cannot get his mind off the woman who poured her heart into the spaces between the words. The only problem is he has no idea who she is.

Javi had found the book in an empty office. He’d gone in to clear his head. To get away from the ruckus and noise of the space he had to share with everyone else. The office had been blessedly quiet. He’d been sitting with his head between his hands, and when he’d finally lifted his gaze, it had been there. Haphazardly laying on the corner of the desk as if waiting for him. Brown leather bound. The corners were worn, the pages yellowed with use and time. 

Warily and needing something to clear his mind, he’d reached over casually to flip it open, unaware that action would unforeseeably change his life. Cien años de soledad. Not out of the ordinary, though its casing was. Javi had read it once, before moving to Colombia. He shuffled through the pages. It was a good book, but he had so little time left in his life for fiction. 

Just as he was about to shut the cover of the book, something handwritten within the pages caught his eye. But he’d lost the page. He began leafing through the pages to see what someone had thought important enough to write in a book. Javi had never understood the point of doing something like that when one’s thoughts while reading could easily be kept in one’s head. But he was curious anyway. 

As he thumbed through the pages, he realized there were handwritten notes in several places throughout the book. In a cramped but neat script. He had to squint to read them.

this is not how I would react to a ghost - next to what he supposed was a crude drawing of a smiling apparition. The corner of his mouth turned up. He flipped the page almost carefully now.

well...i dream of peace. everywhere in colombia. but mostly on this mess of a base. Javi smiled fully now.

Flipping through the pages, he found various personal and funny tidbits, commentaries on the story. So many phrases in the book were underlined. And drawings. Yellow butterflies. A calf-like beast. Flowers. So many flowers, some described within the book, some clearly made up in someone’s imagination. He began to wonder who on base could possibly be funny enough to talk like this. Based on the handwriting itself, and a few of the more telling comments, he knew it was a woman. But he scoured the pages between each flap of the book and could not find a name. Every thought imaginable seemed caught in the neat handwriting. Everything but her name. 

Javi sighed and let the cover fall shut. He contemplated. Looked around the office. Noted the dust on every surface. He stood and tucked the book under his arm before thinking too hard about it.

In the weeks that followed, Javi began to find solace in the worn, obviously well-loved pages of the novel. Whoever had written these words was obviously snarky, maybe sassy, but she loved the story all the same. It was clear in her notes. Javi never actually re-read the book itself. Only the passages that would help him understand the noteleaver’s quips.

“What’re you reading there?” Steve called his way from the bunk as Javi traced the words of another note he’d only just found. He’d been sure he’d read them all, but this one was new to him, hidden between the many pages of the novel. 

this is why we shouldn’t let tourists in

He’d been pleasantly surprised to find a note he’d not yet read and had accidentally chuckled out loud. But he closed the book with an air of having been caught when Steve spoke.

“Nothing,” he had to clear his throat, voice hoarse from disuse. The ambassador had forbade them from leaving the grounds, and they were growing listless in their boredom.

Steve glanced over. “Doesn’t look like nothing.” But he went back to cleaning his gun all the same, leaving Javi to wonder.

Javi stared at the book. He wondered who it had belonged to and why it had been abandoned in the middle of a dusty office. Briefly he wondered if its owner had died, and the thought panged his heart, though he could not say why. He shook his head at himself and tucked the book under his bunk so he could nap.

Because there was so little to do for the time being, Javi began carrying the book around. Both to read it...well, its previous owner’s notes. And to, if he was being honest with himself, maybe run into the person it belonged to. Though, at this point, he thought he’d be loath to part with it.

But...he’d begun to start thinking too hard about the writer of the handwritten notes which, by now, he’d come to memorize. He didn’t know what it was about her words that seemed to captivate him so. She was funny. Thoughtful. Romantic, at least in the sense of the book. Maybe practical. He felt like he’d gotten to know someone deeply, someone he couldn’t put a face to. And for Javi, that was endlessly frustrating.

As he sat in the mess next to Steve to eat lunch, he placed the book on the table just across from them. Steve had finally stopped asking about the book when Javier had shown him the first page, clearly stating its title. 

“Can’t get your nose out of that,” he’d noted in his plainly straightforward way. But he hadn’t brought it up again, though sometimes Javi saw the way Steve’s brow would arch his way when he’d open it yet again.

Now, Javi perused the surrounding tables and the others milling about, wondering if any of them might be the person he was looking for. There weren’t many women on base other than the ambassador. There was her secretary, an older prudish type. He didn’t think it could be her considering she seemed to have no sense of humor. There were a handful of others and though Javi’s eyes lingered on them, he didn’t think it could be any one of them either. For one wild moment, he wondered if it could be the ambassador’s. But he shook his head at the thought, smiling.

“What?” Steve wondered through a mouthful of lechona.

But before Javi could respond, a hand was reaching out and picking up the book. Javi had to stop himself from reaching over automatically to stop-

Her. Javi had forgotten all about her.

“Here it is,” she was saying, sounding breathless with relief.

Her eyelashes were lowered against her cheeks in a lovely way as she gazed at the book with clear affection. She still had not seemed to have noticed Javi and Steve sitting there.

She was a researcher the ambassador had hired to help the DEA in their years-long mission to capture Escobar. Javi hadn’t realized she’d been staying on base. He’d only ever seen her once here. And that had been before everything had gone to shit. He’d never spoken to her long enough to get to know her, but she was pretty. Beautiful, really. And he remembered her laugh. He’d done something silly, accidentally tripped or something, and her laugh had been infectious. Had anyone else laughed, Steve maybe, Javi might have gotten irritated. But her laugh had brought a smile to his face.

“Con cuidado” she’d lilted at him before going the opposite way, her eyes still laughing.

“I’ve been looking for this,” she finally caught Javi’s eyes. She must’ve been wondering why he’d been staring at her. Smiling. How did she do that with her eyes? Always smiling.

When Javi didn’t respond, the corners of her mouth turned up now into an uncertain smile without diminishing the bright one remaining in her eyes. Maybe she thought they thought she’d interrupted them. “Well, enjoy your lunch.” She turned to walk towards the food counter, tucking her long lost, now found, book under her arm.

Javi only hesitated for a second, his mind racing, before he stood up and followed after her, rushing to find the right words to express that he’d read every single note she’d left in a decade-old novel he’d found in an empty office, and now he was sure he was in love with her.

Steve’s eyes narrowed as he watched his partner’s retreating back. “What in Sam Hill was that about?” He drawled before reaching over and picking the lone buñeulo off Javi’s tray.

A/N: For the record, I’m one of those people who writes in their books and underlines incessantly. I know some ppl consider that sacrilege but it’s how I show my love! 🥰

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[normal-thoughts-official]

Do you have any hcs for Magnus taking ppl to pride for the first time? I kinda feel like he’d act as a guide for others, making sure everyone feels safe and happy during their first time. Like, I can picture him bringing daylighter Raphael out for the first time, showing Meliorn around (bc even though they’ve been around for a while, the Seelies don’t really do human stuff) and holding Alec’s hand while he looks around in amazement.

well surprise surprise this got very long. bet y’all never saw that coming

ok so i particularly love this ask because like, the idea of meliorn going to pride for the first time is a riot and i adore it

like seelie society has developed completely independently from mundane society in every way, hell, it existed before humans did. so there's absolutely no reason whatsoever to believe that their culture even has the concepts of gender of sexuality, and believing that it would be the same as modern western ones is just straight up anachronistic tbh

so like personally i hc that seelie society has no gender (and therefore no concept of sexuality in the way that we see it), so the idea of pride- doesn't even make sense to them, cuz there's no concept of these identities, much less a history of oppression that would bring forward the need to celebrate their resistance like there currently is

so meliorn would want to go just to like, see what that's like and what's it all about. and the whole time they're just following Magnus around and like, taking notes. hm, interesting, what is this trans thing again? ah yes, people who dont think their personality matches the one mundanes believe would be brought by their genitals. hm. fascinating. and Magnus is just like, laughing loudly and it's the best pride he's ever been to, because he knows how ridiculous queerphobia and cishetnormativity are, but meliorn can make that so clear in their words in a way thats just, like, fantastic to hear, you know? and they dont even mean to, but it's great all the same

plus meliorn actually does feel good because a lot of people look at them and smile broadly or even wave, especially younger people who are just like, in awe of them and Magnus, who are so unapologetically gnc and indisputably beautiful, and looking at them is just like, inspiring, you know? and Meliorn has never felt this admired and appreciated and they dont even fully understand why, they're just walking around in their usual clothing and leaf makeup and everyone is just like, in love with them. and it's nice. they can tell there's an edge of sadness to the whole thing, like how their normal everyday existence seems to be so shocking and refreshing for these people, but mostly they feel good about it

later they bring their findings to the other seelies - you know, the ones who dont usually leave the realm and are way less familiar with mundane culture(s) than they are - and the others are like. shut up. there's no way this is real. the shape of their genital defines what wavelength they are supposed to find appealing? this makes no sense. and meliorn's like "idk what to tell u buddy i literally physically can't lie" and they're like surely this is an elaborate prank

but anyway it's fun and nice and they enjoy it greatly and ask Magnus a lot of questions, and Magnus loves going with them more than anyone else because its just so fun and the way this is completely unnatural to them feels refreshing - Magnus doesnt have to explain why he feels the way he feels, for once, but rather he has to explain why people dont get that, and thats a good change tbh

okay onto other ppl im sorry for this tangent djdndjdndk RAPHAEL YES. god i just. okay i love the mental image of Magnus taking Raphael to pride aaaaaaaa

like okay first of all so many layeRS to make this emotional, okay. the fact that he's now a daylighter and can enjoy being out in the sun, the fact that this is a bright costumed parade and it kinda reminds him of the día de los muertos parade and makes him feel at home, the fact that he gets to celebrate and meet other ace ppl - just, so many good things going on here dundidmdi

and Raphael was kinda unsure about going because 1- pride can get pretty sexual at times, and while he gets it and doesn't mind other people's business, he doesn't want to be hit on or participate in that; 2- big crowd makes senses go craycray and it can get very overwhelming and he's scared of overload, plus it's just not his scene in general with huge parties and such. but a part of him does want to go and he's torn, so of course Magnus is immediately like "oh dear, don't worry, i can take you, i'll make sure it's good" and Raphael is like okay

so Magnus takes him and it's :') nice, because as always he’s just so attentive. disclosure i’ve only ever been to the São Paulo pride so i’m gonna go with how it works in here but im assuming it’s not that different in like, other places. also São Paulo currently has the biggest pride parade in the world along with NYC so you know, i think it’s influential at the very least

anyway so he finds a section that’s led by ace pride groups, one that’s considerably small (in number of ppl) and spacious, and it’s. nice. very nice. magnus makes it a point to paint the ace pride colors on raphael’s face (we deserve raphael in makeup tbh) and raphael is all like “it’s fine, it’s not like i’ll want to draw a lot of attention” (like he isn’t wearing the ace flag colors already) and magnus is like hush, let me have this, i want my boy to have a good pride experience. so raphael lets him and hides his smile and lets him, and it’s. cute okay

also idk why but i have the mental image of raphael seeing some other latino guy with some sign like. “i’m not your fetish” or something of the sort, and kind of tearing up because his whole life he’s been seen as this kind of sexual fantasy that couldn’t not be about sex, much less not be interested in it, and he feels seen. and it’s nice, okay

and as promised it’s not too overwhelming in matters of like people, tactile issues and such (there’s little magnus can do about the noise other than spell raphael to decrease his sensitivity so he doesn’t get overwhelmed, which is not ideal because it makes communication a bit harder between them, but he does it anyway if raphael asks him to), and if raphael gets tired, they can always turn into a corner and take a portal back home and cuddle the post-crowd jitteriness away. so it’s a success. and raphael hugs magnus later and thanks him and says that it was so great, that he’s missed this, the energy and the colors and the sun, and he never thought he’d get to have it again, and he did thanks to magnus. and magnus hugs him back and tells him “anything for you, my boy,” and it’s the sweetest thing okay im emo

also okay this still falls under Raphael and Meliorn but the POLYCULE okay, or at least saiaphaeliorn. like sign me the fuck up for the 4 of them together at pride, meliorn and magnus helping make some cute pride-themed makeup on the other 3, just aaaaaaaaa. maia looking absolutely gorgeous with her face framed in the bright bi colors, maybe a sunny dress with the trans flag colors? just because i think she’d look so cute in like, a mostly white dress with baby pink and blue details, okay. simon just paints the pan flag on his cheek but it’s still vibrant and cute and it suits him. and ghhghghghg meliorn delicately painting raphael’s face with colorful glitter..... effervescent, okay. just beautiful

and they get to hold hands in public and laugh and crack jokes and simon loves the music and the festival and raphael smiles fondly at him and maia singing along (him and meliorn definitely don’t know what the fuck they’re singing, but it’s okay because they’re clearly happy and that makes the two of them happy too) and just duahsdiahdaiuha soft okay. also they all get to experience meliorn’s takes on the whole thing and it’s fantastic and as usual meliorn gets raphael to laugh until he almost cries, and simon smiles brightly at the sight and gives meliorn a peck for their efforts, and just aaaaaaaa

in short they’re SOFT and i’m SOFT. and look yes i know that usually parades esp big ones are super crowded (lord knows the SP pride parade is an experience) but if in SP with 5 million ppl parading i could find sections with less people where you had enough space to walk holding hands and hear each other and not be overwhelmed, then i’m sure they can too, especially with magic and powers at their disposal. so i’m going to have this

also like. as much fun as this is for magnus (and it definitely is, it’s very nice to get to enjoy to be himself openly, and to bring kids there for their first time, and you know), it’s also bittersweet because like. he was there at stonewall, he was there for the first pride, you know? and apart from the obvious part where he lost so many friends who were there, there’s just. the very bad memories of the riots, because as important as they are and as much as he obviously doesn’t regret them, riots are hard, they are the language of the oppressed. he’s had to magically protect people from being shot by the police, he’s had to withstand trial by the Clave for using magic to shield the people from the tear gas and risking being seen, he’s had to save a lot of lives and he’s failed at it sometimes, too (i’ll always hc that he’s the reason neither Marsha nor Sylvia died during the riots and you can pry that away from my cold, dead hands). and he’s also seen it be whitewashed and lose some of its resistance and meaning, he’s seen Sylvia be booed at a later march when she spoke against imprisonment, and he’s seen so much be lost

and in that sense going to pride with alec later on might be his favorite, because it’s not like, a first time where he’s trying to get everyone to have the most fun they can and shit, you know? plus alec loves watching more than he does participating, he feels way too exposed in the crowded streets with so many openings and whatnot. but watching from a rooftop, where he has the best view, can still hear the sounds and enjoy the colors and the beauty of it from a distance? that’s perfect for him, and it’s a different experience

and magnus sits by his side as they watch, hand in hand, and reminisces about everything that he’s experienced after so many years, all the changes he’s seen, how he feels pride but he also feels loss and he feels old, and he fears what happens if pride’s history is forgotten, you know? and alec listens to him, listens to his version of this story, playing with magnus’ fingers and just enjoying the sound of his voice and the sight. and it’s nice. alec is always super attentive and enjoys hearing him talk and magnus can get lost in his memories unapologetically, you know? and it’s good

but that’s later on, of course, when they’ve already attended plenty together. for alec’s first pride he probably wants it to be like, perfect, so much so that alec has to tell him to slow down again, because of course magnus wants alec to have The Full Pride Experience, but alec would rather soak it up slowly than participate in a lot of stuff, anyway. magnus paints the rainbow flag on his cheek (one of the only occasions alec lets magnus put glitter on him, then promptly complains for the next three months because i swear that stuff is still on my skin, magnus, the other day i found some on my shoes! and magnus laughs at his antics as always and alec is forced to laugh too and can’t even be mad) and they kind of stay more by the end, and alec is kind of smiling in disbelief to himself the whole time as he watches all the colors and the unapologetic way people express their pride, and magnus can’t stop looking at him and grinning, too. and they walk hand in hand and it’s cute

(later, magnus says, see, mundane culture isn’t so bad, is it? and alec looks at him with a way more serious look, full of joy and happiness, and says, no, it isn’t. and kisses him and thanks him for everything, and it’s sweet)

also I'm soft thinking about Magnus reminiscing about planning the first pride along with "his dear friend Brenda" to Alec and/or Raphael, them putting their arms around his shoulder as he tells them the softer stories, too, the good things they did

small bonus: Magnus plays 2 truths and a lie with Simon regarding his memories of past prides, and Simon gets it wrong every time and is all wide eyed by the end, which makes both Magnus and Raphael laugh :)

[t-underneaththeradardancing]

17 things

i wuz tagged by @write-as-rains 

now the query iz - dew u really wanna get to know t better - lol 

1   nickname     uh t   iz 1  - uh tone deaf in punk rawk daze  - cross eyed monkey in grammer skool  - 2 ppl have called me tony machine lol 

2   sag      witch i have been told means i am both an awkward fucktard and good at flirting 

3    vertically challenged   idk   at some age cuz it was “average” tho the low side i decided 5 ft 6  - its on my eye d - maybe 5′5′ 

4   only read 1 potter when i wuz teaching 5th grade - liked it well enough but grad skool  so idk houses

5     i think the last thing i googled was how to spell hydrangeas - i kept leafing out the e

6    song stuck in head    all of them  lol    prolly listened to dermot kennedy lost 30x in the last 24 but imma trynna nail it - and it keeps giving me ideas to play on one of vita’s songs im working on  - u know im a bit obsessive compulsive yah?

7    in this incarnation on tumblr - 526 followers 

8    sleep?   this iz tumblr where everyone is wired on cawfee and sleep deprived - if im lucky 4 or 5 hours tho i go for way too long on 3 or less  - been sleep deprived insomniac since earliest memory 

9   lucky #     keeps slipping through my hand as lykke  li   ( side band liv - forget how to liv ) sing but 4

10    imma livin the dream just instead of making $ imma bleeding lol but ... currently a multi media mogul    -  i make an excellent fool  tho  - oh wait i did wanna try quantum comedy 

11   wearing  @2dcloud  tee  sent by @maggieumber  (if im not wearing a 2dcloud which wuz my stage go to until vita started painting t’s for t - imma wearing 1 vita painted) -  jeans - blue  - blue and black socks - slippers 

12   before we b doin 12  i just hafta say 17 is a lot of questions  - oh fave song  - u gotta b kidding - i listen to music constantly daily - i get obsessed w a new song or 2 daily and listen countless times  esp if i get it my hed i wanna cover it - see obsessive compulsive 

13     fave aesthetic      moon thru clouds   

14      margaret atwood will do  as favorite author - dont really categorize things as favorite  - too many flavors 

15    instrument   imma guitar player   i can play solo or w others  - instrumental or can howl along  but i wish i could piano better  ( im hella good if i only play white keys lol ) or at all really 

16   all cat and crow sounds   are wonderful and of course birdsong  (myriad gentle love thots prayers feels sent and received daily )

17    random     idk pretty much tmi alla time at t- underneath dancing  

always play the wild card if it comes up 

i actually have been pretty fukkin lucky  despite a heart attack a little over a year ago not quite completely recovered from - and u never know - if it wuznt for befriending a delusional psychopath whom i didnt realize wuz total evil - and thru them meeting and playing w teen age musicians  - and going to wat ended up being a party way too soon after heart attack  - i wouldnt have met vita who is everything i ever hoped for in a band mate and more  

never under estimate the power of a pinkie promise

after all this - my 2 brain cells agree 

consider urself tagged if u wanna

and u no how i end most scribbles

love 

[dandelionpath]

Hello! I was wondering if you had any advice on how to astral travel? If it’s not too much to ask, would it be possible to share your first experience here??? Thank you ~ ♥️♥️♥️

Hello!! Thanks for the ask, I love a chance to ramble lol! I’ll try to keep it short and sweet since I know that many ppl like the tl;dr version of things haha!I’m going to answer both your questions at the same time, sort of! I’ll write out my experiences, and explain some tips and tricks that I learned and used and figured out along the way! I think that’s the best way to make this post for me personally, and hopefully it’ll be somewhat interesting/entertaining to read!

My first time astral travelling? Hmm, that’s actually difficult to answer tbh! I had a lot of “firsts”, and a lot of my beginning astral stuff was very gradual. I think my first time ever doing anything astral, was helping to apply some medicine to Jo because they’d been injured on their way over to me for the first time (‘twasn’t the spirit shops fault, I think it might have actually been my first attempt wards….). I basically just imagined myself opening my eyes with the intent of applying the medicine on Jo, and I opened my eyes to find myself in a tiny room, very white and clinical and sparse. I did what I needed to do and got out. Every day that week, I had to apply the medicine until Jo got strong enough to apply it themself, so it was a lot of continuous practice in baby step astral traveling! That’s what really helped me git gud at astral traveling when I first started I think! The continuous small chipping away at learning. Also I didn’t really have a choice in whether I was going to learn or not, because I was virtually the only person who could help Jo out, and seeing as they were my companion…. I didn’t really want them to die or suffer lmao, so I HAD to figure it out otherwise it would’ve been awful.

After that, I started overthinking it too much, and then got “busy” (aka too lazy to find or make time to practice astralling), and fell out of practice. DON’T OVERTHINK IT. DO NOT. Just go with what feels right in your gut, okay? I honestly let my intuition guide me a lot when I was first starting out in astral traveling! The only helpful thing I ever got out of the thirtyish guides I read on how to astral travel was the idea of walking through a mirror, and even that was thought up by me because the original post said to just step into a pond in your imagination! I thought “huh, I don’t connect well with water really, but I love the idea of mirrors, why don’t I just try this…” AND IT WORKED. 

Also? You can have as little or as big of a ritual to astral travel as you want. And it might change over time! When I first started out (again, after the whole Jo stuff), I had a fairly elaborate ritual thing that I did every time before I traveled. I’ll uhh… link a post to it so as to keep this post a bit shorter lol! Eventually, though, I started removing parts of it, until I just decided to drop it completely (this happened fairly quickly, because again: I’M LAZY). 

MAKE TIME FOR PRACTICE. I cannot stress this enough!!! A lot of people say that they really want to learn something, whether it be energy work, astral travel, or even mundane things like knitting or whatever, YET THEY DON’T PRACTICE. You have to practice to git gud!!! Set aside some time, even just ten minutes a day, to do a bit of practice with astral traveling! It doesn’t matter what you do, if you get there, just use that time to work on your skills! Even if it’s just meditating for ten minutes, this will still be useful for astral traveling later on (it’s good to be able to focus and keep a clear mind - for me personally, anyways). If you want to be able to do something well, or even at all for that matter, you need to practice!!! 

I personally would try to set aside fifteen minutes a day for metaphysical work. I’m implementing this into my daily routine (I’m working on it - mental health and grad stuff have kept me pretty tied down, though) and I suggest you do it, or at least something similar, too. I have ten minutes to practice energy work or astral travel (or get astral chores done or cleanse my room using energy work) and the other five minutes is my mandantory check in with my spirit family that I’ve put in place for myself since I’m scatterbrained and will otherwise forget or put off checking in with everyone. But that’s another post for another time. 

One of the earliest times I can remember well from beginning astral traveling is after I made my first astral home (which is now burnt down…….). I was walking through the astral forest that I had my treehouse in, when I found a treehouse that looked like mine! By the way, I didn’t have very good astral sight, and even now, I have astral glasses that help me to see a bit better bc apparently I’m hard of seeing in the astral RIP. ANYWAYS. I walked into the treehouse to grab something for my companion Goldie who was waiting outside for me. I walked into the treehouse and was immediately swept off my feet, having been scooped off the floor. I found myself to be in a giant’s hand! The giant was all squashed up inside this treehouse, it was very strange. He looked at me, holding me up to his face, and was giving off strong confused vibes. I squeaked out a quick, “Oops! Wrong house, sorry!” and hopped out of his hand and scrambled out of there. When I made it back outside, I found Goldie laughing his ass off, literally rolling on the ground laughing. I was a tad bit peeved (understatement lmao), but it’s a funny story to tell now.

Another thing I’d suggest you do is have a spirit help you out. Leaf and Primrose helped me out a lot at the beginning, just hauling my ass into the astral pretty much, and Goldie and Jo helped me out with telling if I was making stuff up or if it was real. AKA, I kept asking them if they could somehow show me that things were real and eventually they both got so fed up with me asking that Goldie set fire to my foot (I felt that in the physical, y'all) and Jo resorted to biting me. All gently, all not doing permanent damage. But it got their point across. Also I stopped being annoying and insecure, so it worked out for all parties involved lmao. Get spirits to help you out, in whatever manner that looks like for you! There’s no one who knows the astral better than it’s inhabitants!

Also don’t question yourself, especially at the beginning. It’s going to be weird, it’s going to be confusing, and it’s going to feel like you’re making everything up, but just go with the flow and analyze later. If you question yourself constantly, you’re only going to end up getting frustrated and discouraged and give up (been there, done that). However, if you stop freaking out and just go with it, eventually you’ll get to a place where you’ll be able to tell the difference between what’s real and what’s made up. Discernment is important but don’t let it get in the way.

TL;DR: follow your intuition, PRACTICE!!!, baby steps, have a spirit help you out, and believe in yourself! You’ll get there eventually! I know people who picked up astral travelling in a week, and I know people who have been trying for months, even years, and are still working on it, but they’re making progress! I think it all comes down to how much you practice, tbh. Keep up with practicing and you should be fine.

Best of luck! I’m always open to more questions! Hopefully that wasn’t too long of an answer lmao, I just wanted to be clear!

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Ayesha Liveblogs Naruto Shippuden S20 (Pt. 4)

Hashirama’s “:O” face at everything is so endearing

Hagoromo is now really the time for a family story there are three children and a sad old man in need

“It was a few thousand years ago” Zetsu just said it was 1,000 years ago how bad are you guys at telling time 

I wonder how Hashirama feels about Madara being his Soulmate™

“I want make sure [the Tailed Beasts] don’t fight amongst each other, and that people don’t use their powers for evil” better 2 have tried and failed I guess 

“That’s because a toad’s dream is destiny” weird flex but ok

“So then, will everything I do now be meaningless?” “Don’t waste your time worrying” Ffgkjhfgkjh damn I didn’t ask for a lecture on fatalism in my Naruto liveblog

Lmao @ this dude revealing his thievery scheme after talking to Hagoromo for 0.5 seconds what makes him think everyone will be on board with it 

“I only want you to go away as soon as possible” ah looks like Hagoromo made a friend lmao 

“If we make it too sturdy, you’ll break your bones when you try to destroy it” they actually did a really good job of making Hagoromo charming like consider me charmed I wanna hear abt ur ninja way

Hahahah I admire Futami for not bringing up the horns for the entire length of time it took them to build the bridge 

Futami: Hagoromo-sensei gave me a high-five one time and it touched my heart so I formed a cult around him

Wait if Hagoromo only gave 8 disciples chakra are the nine of them together responsible for fathering all the shinobi world what kind of Gengis Khan fuckery

Minus the Hyuga, who, for some reason are moon aliens, I guess

“Throughout this long history men appeared, one after another, with the desire to use the tailed beasts for their own evil purposes. And that turned the tailed beasts against mankind. Anyway, back to my story.” Hahahaha did Hagoromo just go “(A/N: Fuck Obito and Madara lol)”

Unbelievable you’re telling me there was someone who wanted to get with this old man with horns and three eyes who leads a cult and you won’t show me WHO where is the justice 

OH HEY FUTAMI HELPING RAISE THE KIDS I GUESS? WILD

Mmmm I love Ashura already 1000/10 endearing impulsive baby

Some filler storyboard artist who I respect beyond reason: But what if... we added.... a dog

“It might even be bigger than yours” please don’t tell me they fished Zetsu out of the river

"I didn’t realize you thought so deeply about [chakra being used as a weapon]” “Yeah, well” “But then again, what will be, will be” what kind of parenting is this Hagoromo kjhgkjhgkjhg

Indra, 10 years old: I am concerned about the ethical impact of my innovation

Hagoromo: YOLO, son ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“I’ll be watching you” Is that the voice of......... Pubescent Zetsu 

LMAO IT IS

These kids are really emotionally unprepared for the boar considering they were following boar tracks into the woods 

ARE YOU SHITTING ME THEY EVEN USED THE SAME FILLER DOG NAME LMAO WHO IS WRITING THIS 

I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY KILLED THE DOG I’M SO MAD

Wow @ them having Indra invent chidori instead hkjhgkhg poor Kakashi

Indra awoke his sharingan over losing his dog I cannot believe this how are dogs the central plot device of multiple arcs

“Whatever is in this village belongs to everyone - that’s the law” wow along with fatalism this arc is also teaching us about the practical failings of communism 

“The law is still the law” where’s the post that says Sasuke is ethnically a cop. Because that’s this arc

Not 2 be that gal again but Indra’s voice is also nice on the ears he has inherited his grandmother’s kekkei genkai of having an attractive voice and a terrible moral compass

...............kekkei grandma 

“Looking into his eyes reminds me of my mother’s eyes” I was kind of joking about the kekkei grandma thing but fair

“At that moment I felt that I understood for the first time why heaven had blessed me with two sons” have you ever considered your eldest son is mean in part because you make comments like this 

“What will the two of you do when you are out in the world alone” wow Hagoromo is giving his kids some kind of High-Stakes Bell Test 

Hahaha I like Taizo I hope they don’t do anything to him but they probably will because he’s had so much screen time

HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SQUAD it’s the first ninja team and the boy is the healer!!!

Ashura: OH NO I’VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO GENJUTSU

Kanna and Taizo: WE GOT U BUDDY WE GOT BATS

I thought I was going bananas for a sec but the intro did change lol 

Poor Tenzo I think he’s been officially discarded from OPs RIP

Side note: Having a Naruto blog has made me so wary of Kakashi and Sakura standing next to each other I don’t trust the ppl on this website to be normal for a second RIP x2

“They’ll suffer, sure, but everyone dies eventually” okay calm down Taizo

“It doesn’t matter whether it’s possible or not, because I’ve decided to do it” I admire Ashura’s blind optimism lmao

Not to poke too many holes but why would the water in the well not be affected by the Divine Tree

I take my comment about healing back ludicrously all the men get to display chakra natures and the women can only display glowing yin chakra hands booooo

Omg there is a Tenzo after all in an ED at least!! This is the first time I’ve seen all three members of the Naruto’s Dad Association in one place!!! Bless up

A shot of them standing all together!!!! My heart!!!!!!!!

SASUKE AND NARUTO’S GRINS AT EACH OTHER I WEEEP

[Hagoromo as Kakashi voice]: TEAMWORK!!

I was very much expecting Indra to go crazy and kill those two guys but wow that was a scene

“Enough to make you fall in love with him and follow him all the way here” At least Ashura gets like a real wife instead of Hagoromo’s ‘ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ she dead’

Hagoromo: Indra’s a dick because his eyes are red trust me it has nothing to do with my parenting I’m a chakra scientist

“Indra, just what is the meaning of this” it’s a temper tantrum lmao

Was it really necessary to kill both of those guys Indra one best friend death usually suffices for mangekyo my dude

Minato joining Kakashi in the club of Boyz Who Jutsu Was Plagiarized

Hagoromo really has absolutely zero hesitation to attack his son and you wonder why Indra has a complex

“THIS IS THE POWER OF OUR BOOOOOND” he said, as he punched his brother in the face with a thousand wooden hands (mood)

Indra’s Lightning Teleportation Jutsu is really doing The Most the Raikage is not nearly this dramatic about it 

Can you... just.... declare that your soul will be reincarnated? Is that how that works? 

Also. Who slept with Indra?! U made him out to be like. Very Not Okay. But he’s the forefather of the Uchiha?? WHERE ARE THESE CHILDREN COMING FROM TELL ME WHO IS BANGING THIS OUT OF CONTROL FAMILY

Hahahahaha I’M SO READY FOR THIS RIDICULOUS TEAM 7 TRYING TO UNMASK KAKASHI EPISODE BRING IT THE FUCK ON

I knew the Sukea voice would be different but omg I’m still thrown

“S-kay-a” is really not how I thought that would be pronounced wow 

“If I’m able to capture this Kakashi guy without a mask on, it’ll be the biggest scoop since the Leaf was established” a little arrogant Kakashi but okay kjhgkjhgkjhgjhg

This is such an adorable and weird bonding exercise of Kakashi teaching his kids how to break into Konoha’s archives I’M WHEEZING

I would pay money to see Kakashi explain what he was doing to all those dudes in ANBU who probably thought he was intimidating as all fuck catching him a wig with three twelve-year-olds breaking into his own file

“Who cares what I look like anyway!” THIS IS SO DUMB I LOOOOVE IT

“I think that a woman might’ve drowned right over there on the river bank” HINATA!!!!! UR TOO NICE TO BE ENLISTED INTO THIS SCHEMING HAHAHA

Oh I remember seeing reference to this scene booooo do they really have to make it weird all the time

This concept is even MORE ridiculous in the show bc it expands beyond Team 7 to all the other Konoha rookies like Kakashi how much do u enjoy teasing the children that this is how you’re spending your day

HAHAHAH Kakashi is lucky that the person who knows him best has face blindness and can’t call him out for his schemes 

Okay not to betray my own brand but ᵏᵏᵍᵃᶦ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ

They really designed a nicer apartment for Kakashi just so they could animate his silhouette in the shower STUDIO PIERROT PLEASE

Fhkjhkjfhkjhkf that last scene made me so uncomfortable I don’t really like seeing Kakashi’s mouth while he talks it’s weird

You know I spent a lot of this interlude chanting main arc main arc in my head but alas now that we have arrived I’ve remembered that the war arc climax is a mess

“If my chakra runs out, I’m done” seriously Obito.......... how are you here

Can you imagine if Naruto actually died.... what would that even mean for this series I can’t imagine 

“I already marked this space, so I can hide out in my time-space” I want to know how Obito “marks a space” is it like a jutsu or does he just have to nod at it and go “my space now”

 I would also pay money to see what Obito and Sakura talked about when they had to hang out in Kamui for a solid two minutes lmao 

“So you’re friends with sensei huh?” “Yeah it’s complicated but I think we’re cool now” “Yeah, same with us and Sasuke” “Sorry about that” “I don’t forgive you but thanks”

“You alright?” define ‘alright’ but also Obito’s never been alright a day in his life, Sakura 

Uh oh foreshadowing to the heavy gravity space where Obito d*es

Okay maybe this is the part of me that is still clings to their Part I friendship but Sasuke helping Sakura stand really brings out my inner soft bitch

 “It would’ve been helpful if we could’ve received this advice a bit earlier” Tobirama’s bitter about sitting through five episodes of filler

Tobirama: Why haven’t u been helping this whole time

Hagoromo: It all comes down to Madara’s magic pelvis—

“This man lent me his power and that’s why we were able to get here” does Sakura not know Obito’s name either khgkjhgjkgh

How many times will we watch these same two flashbacks of Obito’s life

Looks like Kakashi brought a knife to a taijutsu fight LMAO

God Rin is such a good friend to Obito and he repays her by literally defacing her grave 

“Am I powerless to do anything but sit here and watch” it’s not really your fault you can’t fly Kakashi tho u could try throwing some kunai or smth ur not a one sharingan pony

Ddkjhsdkjhd why does Obito get a line worrying about Naruto’s death but Kakashi doesn’t he’s spent the past two days trying to kill Naruto

I’m still emo abt Kakashi trying to die for Sasuke that’s his soooon

“Rin... this time, let’s spend some alone time together, just you and me” Why phrase it like that, Obito

"Why save someone useless like me” Kakashi get some therapy

“A fool full of only mistakes” it’s hard to disagree with Zetsu when they’re flashing back to every mistake Obito has ever made

Where’s the graphics set where Obito goes ‘admittedly I lost my cool here’ because that’s what that flashback was 

Update: found it

“Don’t cry, Obito, you’ll just get laughed at” this fantasy is an indication that Obito has no real comprehension of how fucked up Kakashi was by Rin’s death

Can you believe that Rin still dies in Obito’s jonin AU like....what. It’s not even like “AU of what I want” it’s like “AU where I learn how to cope with trauma” 

Also was this just an out for not designing an adult Rin bc he’s been thinking about Rin endlessly for like three episodes straight so..... what up with that

It’s still so fucking funny that Iruka’s in Obito’s jonin fantasy like when did they meet did he just absorb secondhand Iruka appreciation from Naruto 

“But, if you screw up, I won’t hesitate to step up as a candidate for Hokage myself” yesssssssss let Kakashi be the playful menace he truly aspires to be

Gjghjkhgjhg Obito’s “euuuuuuuuehhhh” when the paperwork dropped was funny

Sasuke’s face when Sakura punched Naruto was also v funny 

Honestly to be real for a second Obito imagining himself as buddies with Team 7 makes me mad u’ve done nothing but make these kids’ life TERRIBLE until today babysitting license REVOKED!!!!!!

Am I a hypocrite for enjoying AUs ft. Obito? Mayhaps!!!

“You told me that saving you was pretty much the same as saving the whole world, remember?” (Well.)

“I’d say, you did your best” You know that post that said it makes sense that Rin said this bc she’s a Scorpio. I’m still upset about it

You know... Naruto’s “the coolest guy” (“nothing but awesome”) comment about Obito is a direct parallel to “Bravest man I ever knew” in HP and that’s why, if I were to meet either adult man, I would dropkick both of them. In this essay I will—

“It’s kind of annoying seeing [Kakashi] all stiff and useless” u right Obito

Kishimoto pick up the phone I just want to talk about that rabbit bijuu design 

“A Susano’o? But whose?” DAD’S HEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRE

Kakashi with Six Paths Power REALLY feeds into my theory that Kakashi is Hagoromo’s transmigrant 

THAT’S MY TEAM READY TO SAVE THE WORLD TOGETHER!!!!!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 KAKASHI GETS HER VULNERABLE AND THEN THE BOYS ATTACK WHILE KAKASHI GUARDS THEIR BACKS AND SAKURA FORCES HER INTO PLACE THIS IS WHOLEASS TEAMWORK

“I really love you guys” YEAH HE DOES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Okay arc over haha right guys we’re good now RIGHT GUYS??

In part, Kakashi jumping around to save his students feels very much reminiscent of Part I’s “MY SENSEI SENSES ARE TINGLING” swoop and scoop that he and Gai loved to do

Lmao @ Kaguya spitting Madara out like he’s a bad-tasting vegetable

Coming up with an OP specifically for VOTE2 is so extra but I kind of love it the Diver parallels!!!!

Sasuke is SUCH a liar abt his attitude towards Team 7 - more specifically towards Sakura and Kakashi bc he has already granted that he cares for Naruto

Sasuke: Comrades? I don’t know her

Also Sasuke: Constantly urging Sakura and Kakashi to get to safety and actively intervening when they’re not

“Honestly at this point I don’t think anything could shock me anymore” Sakura really needs a hug and a nap

“I shall be sure to ask Obito tell me that tale in the afterworld” the real question is if Obito will still look 12 when he takes Hagoromo on the harrowing journey that is his life

Kakashi truly has endless love in his stupid ass heart Obito’s like, “Hmmm... whoops sorry 4 committing mass murder” and Kakashi’s like “Hehe, we all mess up sometimes :) See u in heaven”

Madara and Hashirama really did invent being in gay love huh

WOW I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO TEAR UP BUT KJHFKJHFKJH MY BABY BOY SAYING GOODBYE TO HIS DAD HE IS THE WORLD’S BIGGEST SWEETHEART

“You’ve now finally settled things with Madara” Tobirama has been waiting for like a hundred years for his brother to get over his ex

Hagoromo: Naruto’s your new conference room congrats kids 

Mmmmm I don’t like aaaaannnnnny of this

“You’re suggesting that I enjoy a roooOoomance” why say it like that Sasuke

I genuinely think this is the maddest that Kakashi’s ever been at Sasuke that boy is very, very grounded

“I, too, had two children at one time” OMG KAKASHI OFFICIALLY DESIGNATED TEAM 7 DAD BY HAGOROMO (ur miscounting tho Kakashi actually has four (4) children)

“I think I shall let Naruto handle this” said Hagoromo, and everyone who encountered any problem in this series ever

I’m very distracted from Sasuke’s dictatorship speech by the fact he looks so much like an alien. What is UP with his eyes they never look like this???? Why are they so far apart and narrow and angled

“Your blood will be the last that I shed” what r u just gonna keep genjutsuing ppl Sasuke? Could just keep the Tsukuyomi on then, homie

It also plays into the Hagoromo and Kakashi are related (spiritually or literally) that Hagoromo is equally as useless with advice to him lmao

Kakashi: What should I be doing, sir?

Hagoromo: Sometimes I like to pray :) 

Fjkkjgkjhgkjhk Sasuke claiming that Naruto is his only bond never ceases to amaze me like Sakura and Kakashi are RIGHT THERE ghkjhgkjhgkj u have been protecting them this whole time while they shout how much they care abt u. Just admit u have a crush on Naruto and go!!!

“I know your heart well by now. And you mine” Sasuke u unintentionally romantic dumbass

“Finally decided to kill me, huh,” said a thrilled Sasuke, taking a lesson from the Kakashi School of Very Much Needing Ninja Therapy

This entire fight is the Life or Death equivalent of this tweet:

Lmao one of these boys lost a tooth I want to know which of them has a dental implant 

Omg............... Iruka what is going ON.... u are suddenly v pale and also I think ur VA might be different could they not get the same Iruka or has he just forgotten how Iruka sounds

It was real unclear until this fight that Sasuke had any of the same powers as Nagato

“Now I can finally be alone... farewell, my one and only... friend” again... Sasuke... u can be in love with Naruto and still have other friends!!!!!!! Ask Naruto he has tons of friends he’s not in love with*

*Disclaimer: they are all in love with him

The idea that everyone Naruto’s ever cared about is spiritually trying to help him kick Sasuke’s ass is p funny

“Sakura and Kakashi are still there, they’ll figure something out” cute that you have such an assload of faith in your loved ones in ur life-flashing-before-you moment Sasuke but with what jutsu lmao

“I began to see a shadow of my own family in Squad 7″ YEAH HE DID  😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I still can’t believe that Kishimoto really wrote that all it took for Sasuke to return to Konoha was Naruto explaining to him how love and empathy work 

Omg Sasuke laughing...... I missed your laugh you precious boy

“Release the infinite Tsukuyomi once I’m dead by transplanting my left eye into Kakashi or someone else” Fhjfhkfh it detracts a little from the significance of Sasuke offering his eye to Kakashi to add the “someone else” but I guess they gotta make the syllables match up

Why is every Uchiha’s long-term plan just to die before they have to deal with the consequences of their actions

“I’m sorry” “Sorry? For what” “For everything” “You got that right” Sasuke I think u need to treat all of ur teammates to ramen 

“It’s finally back to the way it was” Kakashi loooves his baaabies 

TENZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

Omg they included Guren from the filler arc in this crowd hahahaha

Gaara and Naruto enveloped in that same beam of light like Kakashi and Tenzo in the Tsukuyomi kghjghkgh SP said gentle gay rights

“I’m forbidden to talk about it” Team 7 would RIOT if Sasuke was locked up in a cell like that fuck you

Hahahaha I wish I could see the scene where Kakashi and Iruka decided to ambush Naruto with study materials 

Okay this is definitely a different Iruka ahhhhh weird I don’t like it

Iruka bursting into tears whenever Naruto talks about his progress.... same

I 100% believe that the vast majority of the reason Kakashi became Hokage was to pardon Sasuke but also that prison scene still seems appalling to me STOP MAKING THINGS WORSE THAN THEY WERE SHOWN TO BE

"Maybe next time” is super funny in the context that he does take her on his next mission outside the village and comes back with one (1) whole baby

Sasuke’s introspection usually seems to amount to “Birth is a curse and existence is a prison... oh hey Naruto <3″ 

The moral of the story seems to be that the best way to show someone you love them in ninja language is by telling them you want to keep punching them for the rest of your life

[thebrightsun]

Heyo, i love love love love your writing!! Do you think you could do one with the Quote: the world is unfair, keep it locked out there (That's from one of the songs in heathers: the musical) For prinxiety please?? I would love you soooo much! And congrats to your followers!

((how many followers did I have when I had ppl give me quote prompts?,,,, it’s been too long,,,))

((thank you to @abi-is-personal and @i-love-bats for helping me to beta this oneshot!))

Pairing: Implied Prinxiety, Implied Roceit

TW: Violence. Implied Abusive Relationship. Blood. Let me know if there’s more and if I need to tag

Dust danced in the air, twisting with the blood and garbage that wafted from the alley. A dim streetlight loomed over from the far end of the street. Roman curled up next to the trashcan and hid in the shadow, shaking like a leaf despite the hot evening air. He covered his mouth with his bloodstained hand, not trusting himself to stay quiet. He couldn’t be found again… What he hoped was dishwasher detergent slowly climbed up his fancy outfit, and the poor prince was growing more and more uncomfortable as his clothes became increasingly soiled.

Then he heard something. Footsteps. Roman froze: he was far too familiar with those steady footsteps. He found him. He always did. Of course, he did. The prince teared up as the other slowly approached.

A pair of shiny leather shoes stopped in front of his hiding spot. The air was painfully still. “Well, well, well, is this what our naughty little prince has chosen as his new home?” The figure in front of him hissed, venom lacing his tone. It felt as if the world slowed down around them as Deceit kneeled in front of Roman. He tilted the prince’s chin to look into his unforgiving eyes, his scaly face reflected the cold light of the streetlamp.

Roman whimpered, weakly trying to pull back from the other’s hand. He already felt bruises forming under the tight fingers holding him in place. “Leave… Leave me alone…” he tried to sound brave—like how he had talked to the snake before—but his voice was barely a whisper.

“Pathetic,” Deceit snarled, his free hand curling into a fist. He swung suddenly, his fist slammed into the bridge of Roman’s nose. His blood splattered against the wall he was trying to cower against. Instinctively, Roman curled up even more, trying to protect himself from another blow. He tasted copper on his tongue when he licked his lips.

Deceit glared down coldly at Roman, his fist itching for a few more punches. How dare his pet run away from him?! Fire raged in his blood and boiled over until he only saw red. He grabbed the other by the collar and hauled him to his feet. The prince’s once pristine white outfit was already stained by dirt and grime from the garbage, the fresh blood mixed with both. “I guess I’ll have to teach you another lesson, huh?” He pinned Roman against the wall and snarled in his ear.

Roman cried out when his back collided with the wall, feeling the barely closed wounds on his back open again. He shook his head to clear his blurred vision and tried to pull himself off the ground, but he couldn’t free himself from Deceit’s grip. The other slammed his fist into Roman’s ribs. Pain tore across his torso as he took in a sharp breath. Before he could react, Deceit’s fist pounded his already beaten body, striking everywhere he could reach. His head swam in the dim light as darkness crept into the corners of his vision, he battled to stay awake. He wanted to live.

Suddenly, he was dropped. Roman winced weakly, feeling the pain pulsing from almost everywhere in his body. He thought heard someone fighting. He thought. He wasn’t sure anymore. There was too much happening, it felt like a light show from hell.

It was only a moment. Or maybe it was an eternity.

But slowly, the world fell back into place, and everything returned to the quietness of night. Roman remained curled up, not wanting to get hurt more than he already was. He hoped he was alone, he prayed he was alone. If Deceit left, he could be free.

“Roman?” A soft voice broke the silence in the alley, “it’s Virgil, can you hear me?” Roman felt a gentle hand landed on his shoulder, he jumped a little, expecting more pain.

Virgil forced his voice to stop shaking as he crouched in front of the fragile prince. The scene in front of him shattered his heart. His prince. His wonderful, brave, brilliant prince. His prince who once never feared a gentle touch, just flinched from fear under his hand. Virgil took another deep breath.

It was going to be okay. He saved him. And he would help him heal. He would help build his prince back up, just like he once did for him.

Roman lifted his from his arms to see his rescuer. It was Virgil. Virgil would never hurt him. He relaxed a little under the other’s touch, “Virge?” His throat burned from the incoming tears. The other smiled sadly and gently cradled him in his arm, almost like a parent hugging their child.

“It’s me, Ro,” Virgil mumbled, “can you stand? We need to get you fixed up.” He carefully wrapped an arm around Roman’s waist to support him. He frowned when he felt the prince’s ribs through his clothes; how did he get so thin? Virgil shook off his panicked thoughts while he helped the other hobble back to his home. Far from Deceit.

Roman was mostly silent as Virgil tended to his wounds. He winced slightly when the other touched one of the bruises or a too sensitive scratch, but otherwise he remained unresponsive. He was so exhausted, as if a thousand dragon-witches were dragging him down to the depths of hell.

“I don’t think anything is broken,” Virgil mused aloud, glancing up to Roman for a response, but he looked like he was in a trance: his eyes were distant and glazed over. Virgil coaxed a response by ever-so-gently tapping his shoulder and explained that he needed to get some rest. Roman nodded and followed the other to the bedroom he was almost too familiar with. It had been a long time since he was here, nothing really changed. It was good. Roman didn’t like change anymore.

Virgil led his prince to his bed, helping him lay down comfortably before curling up next to him. Not quite cuddling but close. He pulled up the comforter and gently tugged the other in, noticing he was still not fully present. “Just rest, Ro,” Virgil hummed quietly, feeling his throat closing. He softly cooed sweet reassurances to him, holding him closer when harsh sobs tumbled from Roman’s lips, “shh… just breathe for me, alright? Just breathe for me. You’re safe now. I’m here, I’m right here.”

And just like that, he held his prince close until the cries faded, and the tears dried. When silence fell upon the room, Virgil looked down at him. Roman was sniffling very quietly, his hands clung to the fabric of his savior’s hoodie, his head pressed against his chest, and their legs tangled. His ear was against his heart, listening carefully—as if he was making sure Virgil was real and he was truly safe. After a while, he relaxed, and his eyes closed.

“It’ll be okay now,” Virgil whispered, placing a gentle kiss on the prince’s forehead as he nodded off, “I’ll keep you safe.”

[madtiitan]

Okay so the news wasss.... go read under. its long. 

Let me take you back years ago. Because this is just how long we’ve been trying and the possibility was 1/million chances for me. Not to mention, my stress, anxiety & depression always got in the way. To where it was nearly impossible for me to carry my own. 

I hated the idea of having a kid. Not because ew babies but because i couldn’t have one. My doctors had told me several times that the medicines that i was taking will harm my fertility. But honestly i needed it.  When i was a young age, i got sick every weekend. I had a tremendous amount of shots because of infections. And so more, where birth control wasn’t even going to help during my teenage or young adult years. because the possibility was never going to be there.  Don’t get me wrong, i did protect myself none the less.  

But at the same time, it kind of mad me mad at the fact of children. And seeing ppl have families. So i grew this wall for the past 10+yrs that i will only have bunnies, dogs, cats, etc of all types of animals. Because i needed to fill my void . I needed to tell everyone that i would be a great aunt but never a mother. 

And i held that in for many many years and it took a toll on me. It wasn’t until i met my fiancee who turned things around. Who helped me through. Who told me i need to talk to someone that it wasn’t healthy to beat myself up about it. To actually do this to myself and mentally abuse myself. And i understood why. But i didn’t know how to stop. 

But that was just the beginning. 

Once ‘ my leaf flipped’ , we decided to try and nothing was happening. Nothing like it was scaring me to reality back. And i wanted one and i cried mostly every time i saw the test say negative. Or when i went to the doctor for my first miscarriage that my body could not support. My body was FAILING ME. and i never hated my body more than that day. I never hated something so much to where i stopped eating, i stopped caring. I just wanted to let it die practically . I wanted to die more than ever because i couldn’t do it. I couldn’t do what i wanted my body to naturally do. And i understand im not the only one. but when you are in that mind space, you are the only one. you are the one thinking wow. MY body can’t do this. 

Then a miracle happened when i finally told my sister and she told me her problems too. Thats when everything changed and i started trying to find myself, love myself. And just accept my body and learn about it. Captain ( my fiancee) was a huge support because he checked to make sure i was up or ate at work. My sister would come by sometimes to drop food off while i had my breaks. I didn’t eat much but i tried. I tried my best and little by little i got better.  Though during this time when i was trying, i couldn’t tell my parents. I didn’t want to tell them. It was something that i just couldn’t break out saying without crying for hours and just growing tired. so i kept it within close range of my sister and fiancee. but after . . 

It didn’t work out 100% but it did better than nothing. I knew it wasn’t going to happen overnight. Or a month, maybe a year. It wasn’t until last fall we decided to try again since we were looking for a house. Though stress came back but i wasn’t too sure it was because of the house this time. It was me again, once we finally started moving in. i got really sick, which usually happens because its how my body deals w/ it. Then it was different as the days passed by. 

It wasn’t until we finally moved in when i took a pregnancy test. It was positive. 

I was nervous, excited and all kinds of moods. Because i wasn’t sure how well this one will go. I didn’t want to get attached. I didn’t want to be too excited and let down again. I didn’t want to get hurt again. I was so fuckin scared. My fiancee was excited beyond the moon and here i was mentally preparing myself for the worst when it was all too soon. so i stopped and smiled. I smiled because i needed to have some type of hope. 

So i waited a little longer to go to the doctor but researched on a lot of information. I managed to eat, sleep, walk around and do everything that i could to keep going unlike anything was changed. to let it affect my mind. And yes like i said, may 15th was a special day for me because something felt different. And its true, we went and i don’t think i cried so happily to know we were on a good route. Im still nervous, im still scared but im hopeful. Im hoping for a good next visit. 

im pregnant, im stable. The baby is healthy and im going to do anything in my power now to protect my body. I know im young. Im not even 30 but my chances would be worse later on, maybe not. But i rather not risk it.   I know this is something that may not be like... this isn’t important to some. Some may be to young or just not even like the idea of children for different reasons. But this is my story. And im happy i didn’t give up on myself. 

Um, as of now. All i want to do is rp. Have fun and eat, so stay with me as i do more crack on thanos. Im sorry if this was very mixed but theres a lot more to it but i don’t want to elaborate so much. If i loose followers, whatever. If i gain, join the club.

I love you all who read and thank you, honestly from the bottom of my heart. <3 thank you  

[sanjuno]

It’s another gods-be-damned Time Travel Concept Fic

Yeah so I’m calling this one A Widening Gyre because I’m not at all pretentious. XP

IN FAIR KONOHA WE SET OUR SCENE

Rin was a jinchuriki and we all know that those people don’t die easy, so she totes survives the chidori to the chest. The need to heal from near-death let Obito have his dramatic breakdown in the rain over her (not-quite) dead body plus gave Minato enough wiggle room to fix the faults and traps in Rin’s seal.

Rin was declared KIA though, and her survival was classified to protect her from Kiri trying to get the Sanbi back and also to keep the Elder Council from fucking with her. “Turtle” joins ANBU under the command of “Wolf” and they are the scariest dual act ANBU has seen for a long time. Like, holy shit. Then “Tiger” joins their team right after “Wolf” gets his Captain promotion, and the addition of Mokuton is frankly ridiculous. Then “Crow” joins the team right as Kushina announces her pregnancy and this is just. They are all approx. 4 feet tall and the most terrifying ANBU team Konoha has and no one knows how to deal with this. (There are rumours about an ANBU trainee going by “Raven” and FFS T&I isn’t paid enough to deal with this nonsense.)

Obito is a sensor (natural or trained IDK but he has that skill set) and he gets sidetracked on his way to Naruto’s birth b/c “That’s... that’s Rin.” Things happen, reunion of the Team plus “You’re alive!” drama is interrupted by Danzo being a giant bag of dicks, ROOT shenanigans ensue because Kinoe is also “Tiger” and KakaRin are possessive little shits. To say nothing of how Shisui reacts to the idea of someone being more important to his teammate than him. (Fucking Uchiha drama queens I swear...)

This is all taking place while Kushina is in labour BTW. WTF people how are you fitting this many feels into less than 12 hours I am impressed by this. Danzo was expecting Zetsu and “Madara” to back him up r.e. disposing Minato and getting the Kyuubi shoved in a more manageable host but Obito is la~ate and also KakaRin have v. strong grips, like wow do you work out?

Kakashi and his-name-is-Tenzo-now’s weird bromance drama comes to a climax when Danzo is chased back to his HQ by the Hokage’s v. pissed off guard team. (Hi Genma and Raido welcome to the madness.)

So it turns out that Danzo took over Tobirama’s old lab as ROOT’s main base but missed a few experiments pretending to be part of the security system. Oops. So Kamui plus experimental seals plus the Hiraishin markers carried by Genma and Raido and Kakashi plus an attempt to interfere with Rin’s containment seal means it all goes BOOM

Upside: Kyuubi stays sealed.

Downside: Sanbi goes on a rampage instead.

This is the last we see of the future Konoha timeline kthnksbye~eee...

NEW SCENE SETTING: THE WARRING CLANS ERA

Rin is out of it b/c Sanbi was forcibly removed from her chakra coils

Upside: She gets to keep a larger reserve of chakra than what she was born with naturally, keeps a few of the jinchuriki perks like rapid healing, and her chakra control is back to medic-inn levels for the first time in almost 2 years!

Downside: Motherfucking ow.

Rin is down, therefore Danzo did something to her so KakaObi don’t hesitate in aiming to kill. Genma and Raido trust Kakashi and back him up but oh look Danzo has stolen sharingan eyes implanted in a creepy zombie arm oh very shit forever.

EPIC SHOWDOWN!! FIGHT!!

KakaObi are scary AF and also apparently share a brain. Danzo is made v. dead before they even realize that they’ve been shot-put through time as well as space. But leftover Zetsu shit/heart seal is triggered when Danzo tries to not die but Kakashi gets in the way b/c he’s not losing Obito again. MAGIC NINJA DEATH CURSE NO JUTSU idk I’ll figure out the details later but OH NO Kakashi is poisoned and Obito is distraught b/c Kakashi just jumped on the sword for Obito again this is not a theme Obito likes to see reoccur fuck you universe.

The antidote only grows along the seashore so ANBU Team Baby Genii Ne minus Wolf do a suicide run to Wave Country and back.

Without Danzo around Kakashi, at 14 years of age, is the highest ranked Leaf Shinobi. ROOT proceeds to imprint like ducklings.

Shit friends I just realized that Kabuto is still in ROOT at this point excellent now Genma can be the poison specialist and Kabuto can be the baby medic and they can work together to keep Kakashi alive while Obito threatens to kill everything (except Rin) if Kakashi dies.

Alrighty fuck it let’s make it a party. Anko’s there too b/c she followed the mayhem b/c she knows that Danzo had something to do with Orochimaru’s defection but her Curse Seal gets the same yoink treatment as Rin’s Bijuu Seal and now Anko’s 100% doing the deputy thing while Raido arranges the patrols. (Radio may not have the highest rank in their group but he is the oldest so that’ll have to do)

Tiny baby Sai and Shin are the cutest murder babies aww... (Also get to indulge my HC that newborn Uchiha have red eyes instead of blue so Itachi and Shisui know from the get-go that Sai is an Uchiha.)

Speaking of murder babies Itachi is trying v. hard not to think about never seeing Sasuke or his parents again. (FFS Itachi is the only one of these jackasses to canonically have living parents at this point in the TL. Except Rin but TBH she’s been pretending to be dead for the last 2 years so I don’t think she counts anymore.) Itachi is going to latch onto Sai so hard as a replacement baby bro omg Itachi stahp

War interruptus via Kakashi’s ANBU team plus All The Baby ROOT Agents. This will be fun!

Team Ne is gonna bulldoze through a Senju patrol on their way out to the shore. Tobirama was not expecting a hostile Mokuton user to defend a couple of Uchiha and also the girl they were with broke a tree with her fist and then it melted. Toka definitely saves Tobirama’s pasty ass b/c his instincts forget to dodge IRT Mokuton jutsu.

Team Ne is also going to trip over an Uchiha patrol and Itachi is high-key going to not!cry b/c Izuna looks hella like Mikoto/Sasuke and Itachi misses them. Shisui does a lot of high velocity absconding with his teammates come on ppl keep running pls. Izuna is so confused by tiny Uchiha not knowing who he is and running around with some random not!Uchiha WTH?

For max drama Team Ne will blast through a big battle, interrupt Hashirama and Madara’s posturing, accidentally save Izuna’s life (thanks, Shisui) and then bravely run away without ever slowing down. Senju and Uchiha call truce while they figure out WTF is up with those kids and track them down.

This team-up thing does give both sides a chance to see the “Hashirama And Madara Show” up close. Madara lovingly and eloquently details all the many and varied ways Hashirama is an idiot (it sounds an awful lot like Tobirama’s most uncharitable thoughts re. his brother. Only blunter.) Hashirama just laughs and agrees with Madara WTF Anija? The Hashirama does his best to hug Madara to death b/c they are apparently the cuddling type of sworn enemies (Izuna is horrified and so offended. He’s the only one allowed to snuggle the grumps out of Madara!) Izuna and Tobirama are the world’s most resentful team-up ever but they’re doing their v. best to keep their older bros apart b/c no, Anija, just no.

They find the Konoha camp b/c Tobirama is a stupidly strong sensor and Hashirama can tell where the trees got bent by Mokuton. They were not expecting to find nothing but children. Raido is the oldest and he’s only like 19-ish I think? Plus ROOT kiddos are suu~uuper creepy-tactic omg.

NOW BACK IT UP A LITTLE!!

SR timeskip mostly consists of Kakashi escaping his medic, making Obito panic, and bonding with the ROOT minions (this involves a lot of spitting on Danzo’s grave TBH. They all find it v. therapeutic.) The worst of the poison’s effects are being mitigated by Genma’s antidotes and Kabuto’s treatments but that’s just a delaying tactic to prevent total system shutdown so Team Ne really needed to hurry the fuck up.

Obito is A Mess b/c Zetsu/Danzo were just using him to hit Kakashi (just like the Iwa-nin who took Kakashi’s eye and you know that means something more to an Uchiha than the standard shinobi but Obito can't fix the poison damage from progressing though spontaneous organ donation.) Kakashi keeps Obito distracted and busy growing a fortified encampment for all his adorable new minions. Genma and Raido are just glad not to have the terrifying Uchiha powerhouse threatening to turn them inside out every 10 minutes thanks muchly.

Captain Wolf has already managed to take over as the focus of the ROOT agent’s personality cult. Obito is now the leading member of the Kakashi fan club (b/c Tenzo is off on the SR at the time, nat.) Genma and Raido are Concerned b/c Kakashi hasn’t been emotionally stable since he was 6 y/o there’s no way him being a role model for 100 brainwashed baby assassins will end well.

Anko thinks everything is hysterical and she’s so glad she stuck her nose in where it wasn’t wanted this is better than Icha Icha. Izumi’s just happy someone got her away from Danzo before he could fuck up her head/mess with her eyes too much. (This was the most horrible side effect of her betrothal to Itachi being announced how did Danzo even get her out of the compound FFS?)

11th hour arrival by Team Ne with the antidote means Rin, Genma, Kabuto, Obito, and Tenzo are all v. busy when the Uchiha/Senju combo team find the Konoha camp.

So then Kakashi wakes up after being cured and there’s more weirdness b/c Obito has both his eyes but Kakashi’s left eye is still red and works like a Sharingan but it isn’t a sharingan obvs. but they still share a field of vision and Obito’s left eye is silver when the sharingan is turned off and Rin is 100% done with both of them defying medical convention. There is a lot of head scratching and pointing of fingers before they hug it out is what I’m saying.

Team Ne thinks this is adorable and super romantic and the entire camp ships it so hard you have no idea. I might make this Rin Demi-Ace b/c then her crush on 9 y/o Kakashi when she’s 13 is much more understandable. (A squish just fits better to the situation IMHO.) Also ace!Rin would 100% be the one to join forces with bb!Kabuto to create (recreate? precreate?) Orochimaru’s test-tube-baby no jutsu in the WCE.

SRTS IS DONE NOW YAY NOW TO FUCK WITH THE FOUNDERS

Raido is A Wall and he never anticipated using his ANBU training to waylay the 1st and 2nd Hokage WTF is even his life but Teamwork! and TWOF means Standing Strong even if Uchiha Madara is Scary AF wow and Raido thought seeing Fugaku-dono walk into a room was bad.

Kakashi is cured (yay!) and also gets to arrive dramatically on the scene of confrontation and verbally bitchslap everyone into calming TF down b/c I Have A Headache And I’m Tired Of Your Shit. Rabidly overprotective ObiRin are rabid and overprotective. Also Obito is super Uncanny Valley b/c he looks just like Madara and Tobirama is busy having a heart attack b/c this “Captain” person has Itama’s eyes (red and grey) and Tenzo has Mokuton and is maybe reminding him too much of Kawarama and also Itachi has the same grump lines as Madara and Shisui has Izuna’s smile.

Yeah so everyone from the WCE is pretty much convinced that their “dead” siblings were kidnapped instead and the large number of Clan children Danzo kidnapped for ROOT doesn’t actually do much except convince them they’re right. Kakashi OFC decides to play along WTF you giant troll and what the Captain says goes so the tiny minions aren’t arguing and Genma’s like FFS it’s the WCE I want to live agree with the terrifying figures of legend already you idiots.

Note that at this point Obito is still gaslighted to believe that Madara wants world peace and no wars ever and irony at it’s best is that this iteration of Madara is still at the point in his life where he actually does still have solid moral objections to children dying b/c their Clan Leaders can’t keep a fucking peace treaty. So yeah.

Tobirama and Madara are in raptures over their “little brothers” still being alive and also found. Obito is v. affectionate b/c he “remembers” Madara. Shisui is also super cuddly. Itachi mostly just stares and is confused by human interaction. Kakashi is Fierce and nearly feral and makes Hashirama cry a bit and Tobirama is So Mad b/c Itama was a gentle boy what happened and Tenzo was Kinoe until literally just last week and he’s v. much not the happy kid Kawarama was.

So much jealousy when Kakashi lets Obito cuddle him. Kakashi Ignores Them and just keeps commanding everyone around while being princess carried by the homicidal Uchiha. Which... Obito having Mouton confuses the Senju team so much but Hashirama is so excited b/c Tenzo (”Kawarama!” / “My name is Tenzo, Senju-dono.”) has Mokuton too and now he has people to practice with!

So that whole thing where the Senju and the Uchiha HATE each other b/c dead kids gets massively derailed like whoa b/c look they’re alive and also someone else has been playing silly buggers to make all the Clans keep doing the War Things so. So the Senju and the Uchiha still don’t like each other much but they hate ROOT more. Zetsu circa. WCE finds it 111% impossible to manipulate things from behind the scenes b/c They’re On To Him.

So Konoha gets founded like 10 to 15 years earlier than in canon b/c none of the Konoha-nin are willing to leave their Captain and also strength in numbers b/c someone’s been stealing our babies is really up there so far as motivation to maintain cordial relations with other Ninja Clans goes. Other Clans joining Konoha happens both faster and with more issues b/c ROOT kids are many things but normally socialized is not one of them.

Do I hate Kakashi enough to make him Shodaime? TBH it’d be hella funny and the other Nations Are Not Prepared for trolling on Kakashi’s level even if it’s just baby troll Kakashi.

POLITICS and ninja diplomacy ensue.

TBH I just wanna see Tobirama slam Madara up against a wall and fuck him crosseyed. Hashirama was Not Emotionally Prepared to realize that his little brothers and their libidos were already acquainted. Izuna decides that Itachi is his favourite b/c Itachi’s the only one not fucking a Senju. (Joke’s on him though b/c both polyamory and Senju Toka are things that exist.)

Endgame is for TobiMada, ObiKakaRin, ShiTen, MitoHashi, TokaIzuKanna (Kanna is my OC stand-in for Izuna’s unnamed canonical wife), ItaIzumi, GenRai. Not sure that it’s much important b/c Romance not really a major plot point and also Kakashi is 14 y/o through this whole thing but also ninja mature quick so maybe it’s more important that I think it’s gonna be? I dunno whatevs guys that’s all I’ve got except for maybe some timestamps later.

TA DAH THE END!!

Anyway yeah, I needed to get this written down somewhere b/c it would not Leave Me Alone while I was trying to write other things. 

[soeurshipping]

Leaf and Serena trying to spy on their children's dates and accidentally getting found out

OH MY GOD YES

I’m going to go with my pkmn fankids for this one (also if you wanna know more about my soeurship fankids, check out @pkmnnovareset for all the deets)

also this is all going to be under the cut b/c i didn’t realize how lONG THIS ANSWER WOULD BE LOL

Serena and Leaf spies on Ali’s Date

So both of them got word that their bby boy Ali hAS A DATE WITH MIRANDA (my contestshipping fankid) AND THEY’RE GONNA BE LIKE, HAVING THOSE CUTE OUTDOOR DATES WHERE THEY WALK AROUND OR W/E IDK WHAT PPL DO ON DATES

Serena’s just like “oh my god our Ali is going on his very first daTE WE HAVE TO GO SEE THIS”

but Leaf’s all “ok but like we have to be careful he doesn’t see us because you know how Ali is when we tried to ask him questions about how him and Miranda were doing. He got all flustered and angry at us! That has NEVER happened before!”

and in comes their other boy, Declan (who is Ali’s twin brother), and he overhears this and goes up to his moms like

“moms. pls. don’t follow ali around. even I made a promise not to follow him around on his date with Mir”

Leaf and Serena are like “ugh ok fine we won’t” but you know they will anyways

so fast forward to Ali and Miranda’s date

Ali and Mir are just so cute and shy and gross and it’s beautiful because they’re like the fluffiest couple ever (they’re also like, 13 or 14 in this btw). Young love is so disgustingly sweet it’s so cute I would die for Ali/Miranda ok

anyways

Leaf and Serena are in these ridiculous disguises, except Leaf’s is a bit better than Serena’s b/c she at least had experience with disgusting herself in the past and all that you know. But their disguises are still ridiculous it’s unbearable to look at. Even random strangers on the street are like “wtf” and just avoids them at all costs.

so they spot Ali and Miranda and they start moving so Leaf and Serena also starts to trail their son and his date (and you know, their potential daughter-in-law b/c they’re going to be endgame no matter what happens). they follow them for a bit until they saw Ali and Miranda stop in front of a lake and they’re feeding some of the wild Pokemon some idk food or whatever, poke blocks. anyways Miranda’s having the time of her life because she never gets to spend her time with Ali in person since she lives in Hoenn and he lives in Johto (long distance relationships my dude). Leaf and Serena are “aw”-ing at how cute they are and Ali just... 

Has his arm around her shoulders

Leaf and Serena takes out their pokegears and quickly snaps a few shots of it as a memento. 

The date goes on and Leaf and Serena keeps following them until they reached this quaint little cafe that the couple goes into. Leaf and Serena goes in and even though they look and are acting suspicious following around a couple of 13 yo’s, they explained to the wait staff that their son is on his v first date and are following them b/c they’re so proud. So they get a table relatively near Ali and Miranda’s but still far enough so they can’t recognize them.

they all order things b/c you know, you’re at a cafe, might as well order something there and not be rude ya know? things are still going great, Ali and Miranda has still not noticed Leaf and Serena.

SUDDENLY

Ali gets a call from his twin

Declan: hey Ali! How’s your date going?Ali: It’s going good. What’s up?Declan: Well... I want to trust our moms but... I can’t find them anywhere at home and was wondering if you’ve seen them?Ali: No?Declan: ... Hm. Okay...Ali: I’ll try calling themDeclan: Alright. Thanks! Anyways, enjoy the rest of your date~

SO NOW ALI’S GONNA CALL UP ONE OF HIS MOMS

SERENA SUDDENLY GETS A PHONE CALL FROM ALI AND LEAF AND SERENA ARE FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OH MY GOD THEiR COVER’S GOING TO BE BLOWN. SO SERENA ANSWERS THE CALL AND IS WHISPERING BUT ALSO TURNING AROUND SO HER BACK FACES ALI AND MIRANDA and is like

“Hey, Ali! Is-is something wrong? How’s your uh, date?”

“It’s ok... Mom, why are you whispering?”

“I... You know... Just... Never mind me, what’s up? Why are you calling so suddenly? Did something happen?”

“Everything’s fine mom-”

Leaf is frantically looking from Serena to her son in hopes that things go smoothly and they don’t get caught

except

it doesn’t

Ali excuses himself and Miranda’s like “ok that’s fine!” and he was about to head outside when he legit took notice of Serena and Leaf at the other table. Serena with her back turned and Leaf side-eyeing nervously.

He hangs up and goes over to the two of them and Leaf sees this and she’s like

“babe, we’re fucked. we got found out.”

“I thought I told you two not to follow me on my date.”

they get caught and spent the entire week making it up to Ali. it was such a mess lol

Serena and Leaf spies on Declan’s Date

Declan and Adrien (my other contestshipping kid) are going on a date!!!!!

Serena and Leaf learned from their mistake the first time with Ali, in which they need to shut their phones off obv. Also they managed to disguise themselves better.

so Declan and Adrien both decided to have a date doing some outdoor activities, like cycling, rollerblading, idfk again, i don’t know what ppl do on dates despite having been on a couple but that’s... a... nevermind forget it ANYWHO

Declan and Adrien are at a skate park and Serena’s just like

“why the fuck must our other son be so goddamn into physical activities”

“oh lighten up Serena. at least we’re at a skate park. who knows where we could’ve gone. this is like, probably one of the safer places to be let’s be real here babe.”

“ugggghhhhhhhhhhh”

so Serena’s on her roller blades (a nod to the pokemon XY games ayyy), and Leaf’s on her bicycle and they’re just keeping a good distance away from Declan and Adrien so they don’t get caught like with what happened with Ali and Miranda.

Declan is on his longboard and Adrien’s using Declan’s scooter and they’re just having so much fun around the skate bark. Declan fell a few times and it took every ounce of Leaf and Serena’s energy not to rush over there and make sure he’s ok.

but in order to not look out of place, Leaf and Serena are also trying the skate park out and doing some whatever-you-normally-do-at-a-skate-park. they have fun tho. like... a LOT of fun! they’re enjoying this so much that they kinda end up forgetting that they were there spying on Declan and his date with Adrien lol

Declan and Adrien are also having fun but they took a break to just rest and grab drinks. Adrien went to get something to drink from a vendor and Declan was watching over their stuff. But he notices something odd

Leaf and Serena ended up having so much fun that they were laughing and screaming pretty loudly (not that anyone mind since it was kinda loud there). Leaf was showing off, Serena was swooning. They also ended up getting relatively close to where Declan was without even realizing they were getting closer to their son. Declan immediately recognizes their voices even though their appearances are so different.

“Arceus dammit!”

Adrien comes back with the drinks and is like

“anything wrong?”

Declan’s just, “I’ll be right back. I think I recognize those two women over there.”

so he does that and Leaf and Serena didN’T EVEN NOTICE HIM UNTIL DECLAN STRAIGHT UP SAID

“MOM! I CAn’T BELIEVE YOU SPIED ON MY DATE!”

Leaf and Serena just looks at Declan with wide eyes like

“oh fuck”

“we fucked up”

Declan’s just an angry ball of mad

it also took a week for Leaf and Serena to make it up for Declan lol

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the twins were super not amused that their moms followed them on their first date ha ha

[krokonoko]

It’s been a while since I completed this meme for all the other regions, and I felt it finally was time to add Alola!

Again, these are just my opinions, and if you find some of your favs among my least favs, remember than I would probably find some of my favs among your least favs too and that’s ok ^^

As you can see, a lot of Alola forms made it on this list, both on the positive and the negative side.

This gen had heaps of Pokemon I liked or even loved, but Alolan!Ninetales and ESPECIALLY Alolan!Vulpix kinda have a special place in my heart. When I was a kid, Vulpix and Ninetales used to be my fav Pokemon for a while, but my weird penchant for rarely liking Pokemon that are red or orange in color kinda made my love for them wane a bit over time. Most of my favourite Pokemon are either blue, green, or grey, sometimes yellow and even more rarely brown. What a coincidence that GF would release the EXACT same Pokemon with a blue color swap, as if made specifically for me! With their elegance, cuteness and A!Ninetales’ unique typing, these two quickly made it to my list of absolute favorite Pokemon of all time.

Decidueye is a complicated case. I'm a grass starter kinda guy, and not only was Rowlet adorable, but Decidueye was EXACTLY my kind of Pokemon for several personal reasons. Everything from its huge wings to its fluffy, long legs to the facial design and hood are perfect! My only problem with it is its Ghost typing. It feels like EVERY Pokemon knows some Dark attack move and so many Alolan forms are Dark types. Decidueye is also incredibly slow. All that made it very unreliable, when I think your starter Pokemon should always be your most reliable ally.

Salazzle is another complicated case. I loved Salandit from the moment I first saw it and heard its evil little cackling cry. Finally, we got a cool Fire type Pokemon!! And while I absolutely ADORE Salazzle's design, the way it is framed by the game, the way its model is posed and everything just really rubs me the wrong way. BUT I refuse to let this weird... sexualization-of-a-Pokemon thing... ruin my love for the first cool fully evolved Fire type we got in YEARS!

Still a bit on the fence about Alolan!Raichu, but ultimately, who can resist this adorable critter. Its design in Pokemon Ami are the cutest thing ever, the way its surfing on its own tail is SUCH an amazing idea, and the Psychic type is SUPER interesting. I'm just generally a fan of unique typings, and I was super happy that Raichu got a bit more attention this gen!

Who. Could not. Love Jangmo-o. Even when I'd only seen its silhouette, I already loved it to bits and pieces. The cute little grumpy face, that quadrupedal body-form that I actually miss a lot about many Pokemon nowadays... It's just the most cuddly dragon ever! ...Unfortunately, things happened. More on that later.

I really like elegant, feminine-lookin Pokemon. Lopunny, Gardevoir, Salazzle, they're all awesome. Frickin hate what the internet is doing to them, but as I said before, I'm not gonna let that ruin my love for these cool Pokemon. Tsareena is another one of those cases. It looks so cool and pretty, with the long leaf-like hair and Idk, what are those, boots?? It kicks people to death with those! How much more badass can you get? Can't wait to have one on my team.

Mudsdale, the obligatory awesome Ground type. It's a 2,5m tall horse, what's not to love???

LOVE the spikes on Alolan!Sandslash! They look all translucent and icy, it's great!

Alolan!Marowak is almost too cool to be true. A Ghost type as a nod to the Marowak mom of Lavender Town? But its also a Fire type and its bone can be used as a fire-staff?? I wish GF just followed through with these kinda trains of thought more often.

honorable mentions go to Primarina, cuz it’s super pretty, and Minior, cuz I love the idea and the different colored versions!

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Now on to the negatives.

I’m sure I don’t have to explain the “every single UB and legendary” part anymore. Always hated them, always will hate them. Some less than others (Celesteela is kinda cool and UB Adhesive looks cute), and the sheer amount of UB hasn't really helped my attitude towards legendary Pokemon (cuz lbr, UBs are just that.)

Ah. Yes. Incineroar. From the moment the Dark typing and the whole “wrestler” deal was confirmed, it somehow became forbidden to criticize it. Cuz that's apparently such a cool, new and unique idea. Not like Emboar and especially Pignite are already based on wrestlers. Not like wrestlers are effectively the same thing as fighters. Not like Incineroar's Z-move literally conjures up a fighting rink. Not like Incineroar learns p much the same amount of Dark and Fighting moves. ...All in all: Not like this Pokemon is a Fighting type in all but name, right? If you like it, cool. But you gotta agree that the ppl disappointed by it were lead to believe Litten would evolve into a quadrupedal tiger that would be something ELSE than a frickin Fighting type for once. I know I'm constantly bemoaning the state of the Fire type and how they just don't make 'em like they used to, but honestly. Imho, this is a HUGE missed chance, and one we aren’t gonna get again any time soon.

Gumshoos... I don't understand why we needed a Trump Pokemon.

I've heard Araquanid has a LOT of fans, actually? And I'm not trying to criticize its design, I'm sure many people like it! It's just that personally, I'm a bit freaked out by it ^^°°

Okay these three Alola forms really baffle me?? Because I mean. Five out of my ten fav Pokemon are Alolan forms, which shows they CAN be cool. Why did GF have to troll so much with them? That kinda includes A!Persian and A!Exeggutor, tho I don't really dislike these two. I just wish GF hadn't wasted so much time with dumb jokes and given us more badass and interesting Alolan Pokemon like Marowak instead.

Last but not least, Kommo-o. Oh Kommo-o, I was so disappointed with you. It's not like it's a bad Pokemon design, it's just that again, I expected something completely different. Which is kinda my own fault I admit, but still. I really wanted Jangmo-o to stay all stout and. Well. QUADRUPEDAL. But considering GF's vendetta against fully evolved quadrupedal Pokemon, Kommo-o really shouldn't have come as a surprise. The other thing tho is that it really disappointed me on my team. For a semi-legendary Dragon/Fighting Pokemon, it kinda kept letting me down again and again. Alas, this was just not meant to be...

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And that’s it! All in all, I was pretty satisfied with the Alolan roster, though it's the first gen in a long time that also made me think: This could've gone a lot better. And again, if you find your fav among my least favs, remember that I’m just some dumb person on the internet posting their opinions on their unimportant blog for their own personal entertainment, nothing more ;D

[themeltedheadaches]

ALL THE ASKS DO IT unless ur too busy #collegelife love u ❤❤❤❤

LOVE U BOO never too busy for u (also using this to procrastinate on my french composition so)

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?

i eat my cereal………………….dry…………..

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?

YES that’s literally my life now. i love it but also my nose was running today all the way to get coffee in downtown. i was in THREE LAYERS it is not even DECEMBER

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?

answered! :)

4: how do you take your coffee/tea?

if i’m going to be a bitch and just get plain coffee, i’m gonna get it black bc otherwise i’ll just have a white mocha or a cappuccino or something (the ppl at the campus coffeeshop know who i am. they know my order. “one sin-ful latte coming up!” thank u for fueling my Addition.) i take my tea with milk and sugar if it’s black tea ((earl gray)) or with honey if it’s green tea. if it’s white tea i’ll sometimes have it with sugar, and if it’s something like peppermint or lavender or chamomile i’ll just have it plain. IM A PICKY BITCH

5: are you self-conscious of your smile?

i used to be! but now i like it. 

6: do you keep plants?

YES pls pray for them

7: do you name your plants?

answered! :)

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?

poetry! i like to watercolor too, actually, though i left them at home :(

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?

YES i miss my car bc that’s when i would have Prime Time to sing and hum to myself or along to whatever song i live for at the moment. (i’m into a musical rn and i can’t yell the lyrics out i’m so ANnoyed Always)

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?

answered!

11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends?

i have fucking countless at home……. at college there are quite a few too! as in: “hypothetically, vodka?,” “fuckinG,,,WHAT,” “[blow twice] [slurp sound] [tongue click] noice.,” “SHPEAKERSH OHN!,” “over there! like, over there? over there. over there?,” “just going to go kick some nutria,” and of course, the classic, “same, but jewish.” 

12: what’s your favorite planet?

URANUS actually tho it’s uranus. i had to do my planet project on it in the 4th grade and i gave my brother AND mother silent treatment for two days bc they laughed at its name. i’m very protective

13: what’s something that made you smile today?

i saw my favorite puppy on campus again today!! he’s grown so much!! also my poetry professor’s wife had a successful surgery! #GoMeredith 

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?

SO MESSY………………….listen. @michelle i’ve seen ur room, and i would just accept that that is how we live now and it’s fine. it would also be aesthetic as fuck tho tbh. full of yarn and animal fur. and books. and junk food #RIFP

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!

if saturn’s rings were a meter long, they would be 10000 times thinner than a razorblade! what the fuckkkkkkkkkkk

16: what’s your favorite pasta dish?

UHHHHH fucking;;;;;;;;what how am i supposed to #represent my italian fmaily with this DISGUSTING question,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, jk i fuckig love risotto, just ur basic bitch peas and cheese risotto and i’ll cry. also?? gnocchi!! holy shiiiiiiiit. 

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?

my hair has such good color i’d actually rather shave it all off than dye it :/

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.

HHHHHHHH yesterday. LITERALLY yesterday. there was a french club meeting that served cheese and bread! so i took my Good Friend WIliam (who is not in french, unlike me), and we walk into the room, and i say “helLO!” bc that’s good manners, when you’re going to just get food and leave, and it’s dead silent. i get food and leave. william has told everyone in our entire hall twice.

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?

answered!

20: what’s your favorite eye color?

i’m so biased……….but……..brown………..

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.

my brown leather one! it’s actually super fake leather and i got it from target!! but it’s cute and small and somehow fits everything i need to put in it, including 3 beers and my wallet and 2 phones last weekend. i’ve had for 4 years now 

22: are you a morning person?

yes! i like waking up early actually 

23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?

go on youtube and waste time, or walk around campus/downtown with friends, or shop!

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?

yes

25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into?

my cousin’s RV

26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit?

my brown leather boots! wow there’s a trend here lmao. actually i’ve had two pairs of these bc my first was falling apart?? i used them first in a cosplay……in the 7th grade………..(i was matt from death note and to this day i’m STILL not fucking ashamed, i had the wig and goggles and everything.) i love them and wear them all the time, they’re so comfy and warm and stylish and i feel like a hacker badass everytime i wear them. still to this day.

27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?

bubblegum gives me hives i do Not enjoy it :(

28: sunrise or sunset?

sunset!

29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?

one of my friends down the hall will call things/ppl “cute as pie” completely genuinely!! i love her!!

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?

oh yeah

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.

i fucking love them thanks end of story. wearing them makes me feel cozy and put together and also atm my dorm floor is Disgusting. i sleep with them when it’s cold and my feet are dry! i have so many fun socks it’s great. i love them. socks are highly underrated.

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.

my friend and i were driving around evERYWHRE basically, we went from pasadena/san marino to like. hollywood all the way to beverly hills and back and it was wonderful, we stopped 3 times to chase stray cats, take shitty pictures, go to iHop, and almost died several times bc hE SNAPS AND DRIVES at NIGHT on LA FREEWAYS

33: what’s your fave pastry?

croissants, followed by scones, followed by coffeecake 

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?

bunny the stuffed bunny! she’s pretty large, like as long as my torso! she’s white fabric with colored fluffy bits and very floppy, loose ears. she has green button eyes that i had my grandma sew on bc otherwise she actually scared me a bit when i was a kid, but i loved her anyway bc my great-grandmother sewed her for me in the first place. bunny still lives on my bed at home! 

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?

YES! i ddon’t use them very often though bc i feel like i should save them for something. rip me

36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now?

stromae hands down

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?

clean….i’m so lazy tho

38: tell us about your pet peeves!

sudden loud noises, being startled, being touched physically when i don’t expect it, someone making assumptions about me, being dismissed, being told what i want or what i’m going to do, borrowing something of mine w/o telling me, being interrupted 

39: what color do you wear the most?

HONESTLY black bc i’m an emo bitch

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you?

one i’ve been wearing a lot is the fork ring i got from the portland saturday market! it’s literally the tines of a vintage fork separated from the part you hold, sanded down so it’s round, and looped into a ring shape. i fidget with it a lot and it reminds me of my mom and step-dad, bc i got it when i was with them. i wear it mostly everyday tbh

41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving?

new american best friend by olivia gatwood in general, or thick as thieves by megan whalen turner when i re-read it out loud to my mom on the ride up to college

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!

yeeeeeeS i have several! the bistro, which is on campus: it’s so comfortable, it has couches everywhere and board games and so many books and zines and the walls are half chalkboard so there’s always art or snark everywhere. the music is super eclectic (it was lorde yesterday, today when i went in it was old-school 90s rap), plus it’s student run so the coffee and pastries and food are SO GOOD. the archive, which is downtown, is really boujee as fuck but it’s SO COOL. it’s so fucking aesthetic, with brown leather stools and uncomfortable booths and vintage books and stuff everywhere. for half the day, it’s a coffeeshop, and after 7, it becomes a bar. then back home, of course, coffee bean and tea leaf is the classic

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?

half my hall when we went star tripping at the start of the year!

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?

honestly the last time it was genuine was probably around…….january? i was in so much emotional pain and grief, but i was surrounded by family who loved me and were in that same pain and were so happy i was with them to help and be there with them. i wasn’t serene per say, or at peace, but there was this equilibrium….

45: do you trust your instincts a lot?

yes!

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.

my RA told me this one this morning: did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory in france this morning? de-brie everywhere! 

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?

tomatoes 

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?

spiders, YES

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?

i do…………………….. it was the soundtrack to romeo et juliette (2010)

50: what’s an odd thing you collect?

everything; stickers, pressed flowers, rocks, receipts 

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?

the easiest one is when i think of my roommate, davey the dog’s barking cover of “do the hustle”

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?

ew

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?

no, yes, no, no, it was okay

54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?

ME, BITCH

55: what��s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?

chugged an an entire pitcher of water to prove i could, three times

56: what are some things you find endearing in people?

genuineness! vulnerability! eye contact! fidgeting!

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?

made me feel PUMPED, and of course i did

58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?

i am both

59: what’s your favorite myth?

uHHHHHHHHHH i love the myth of beowulf actually bc i had to do a project on it once, i have a soft spot for it, i love all myths tho wtf

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?

YES,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, recently some of my favorites are the entirety of a montage of a dream deferred by langston hughes, “totem sonnets” by sherman alexie, “on earth we’re briefly gorgeous” by ocean vuong, “one art” by elizabeth bishop

61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?

stupid gifts are nonexistent :/

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?

noooo

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?

yes lmao…….i kinda leave them be but i don’t like it if i let someone borrow them and they trash them uGH

64: what color is the sky where you are right now?

Pitch Black

65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with?

YES

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?

morning glories, lavender, baby’s breath!

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?

very good, thankfully, bc i am in oregon

68: what’s winter like where you live?

in LA, it’s cold and sweet and late and breathless and i adore it

69: what are your favorite board games?

jenga, clue, ??

70: have you ever used a ouija board?

NONONONONO

71: what’s your favorite kind of tea?

peppermint for mornings, earl gray for evenings!

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it?

yes, sadly

73: what are some of your worst habits?

biting the skin around my fingers, bouncing my knees incessantly, procrastinating on my french compositions……

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.

well there’s this amazing person who i met in freshman year german…….;)

75: tell us about your pets!

i WISH

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t?

yes :(

77: pink or yellow lemonade?

pink of course

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?

i am the true hateclub: i don’t react. do not give them power. they Feed off of your Hatred

79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?

get me flowers, surprise me with chocolate, come up to me and compliment me on my writing, etc!!

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?

at home my walls are a soft orangey-peach, which is picked bc i love it. here, my walls are very very white, which i did not pick, but am neutral towards.

81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.

circuit-board chips busted open

82: are/were you good in school?

ehhhhhhh

83: what’s some of your favorite album art?

MELODRAMA

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?

yes! a minimalistic double-delight rose for my great-grandmother, “love ya!” in my grandpa’s handwriting, maybe a nutshell with a crown over it (for the “king of infinite space” bit in hamllet), possibly “soyez réaliste, demandez l’impossible!” (be realistic, demand the impossible!) from the french student revolution in the 60s

85: do you read comics? what are your faves?

somewhat, def hawkeye or the young avengers bc i’m basic :/

86: do you like concept albums? which ones?

the only one i’ve rlly ever listened to is fucking danger days, so i worship them obviously

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?

i think ppl should make their own agendas :/ however, i have deeply loved secondhand lions, up, moonlight, the grand budapest hotel, and other basic bitch things

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?

impressionism!! aaaaaaa!!! also just shove me in front of abstract art and i’ll fall for it!!! 

89: are you close to your parents?

so so so so close to my mom and step-dad, on okay terms with my dad

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.

listen to me. I LOVE SEATTLE. art! fish market! weird side streets! mean street art! bitchy coffee!! neon everywhere!! a big fuckin needle in the sky!

91: where do you plan on traveling this year?

ITALY THIS SUMMER IM SO EXCITED i’m gonna meet all my mom’s friends from her semester abroad that she’s kept, i’m gonna see what she saw when she was my age, i’m gonna see where my dad’s family is from maybe if we go south???, i’m gonna see all the places and things she used to tell me about to get me to dream big and want to see the world and experience what’s out there!! aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?

depends on the pasta

93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most?

down bc i’m fucking lazy and also inept when it comes to doing things with hair

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?

my friend across the hall from me, who is now 19 years of bitchiness!

95: what are your plans for this weekend?

stay in, study, maybe go to a kickback tho

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?

lol i put them off until my computer ceases to function altogether 

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?

zodiac obviously

98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?

fucking…….summer?? i did!

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.

“feelings” by hayley kiyoko, “vacation town” by the front bottoms, “february” by beach bunny, “hard feelings/loveless” by lorde, “moon river” by henri mancini, “let me in” by flor, “a million miles away” by the plimsoles, “girls like me” by bonnie hayes, “love my way” by the psychedelic furs, the entire legend of zelda soundtrack, “place, je passe” from the mozart l’opera rock soundtrack, etc etc

[dialoversotaka]

50 questions about me

Rules: fill this out and tag at least one person you’d like to know more about! Or just fill it out! Or don’t! Answer only some of them! Make up your own questions! “What kind of requirement is that”, you ask? A reasonable one! Who am I to tell you what to do? Anything goes!

Tagged by @shadyraisincookie

1. What kind of food can’t you stand? Spicy food, it’s rlly bad for me

2. If you could choose one minor inconvenience to never have to deal with again, what would you pick? There are so many things i don’t even know where to start…

3. Have you got any useless talents? I know how to roll my tongue into a 3 leaf clover

4. If you were really really good at one thing, what would it be? Knowing ppl’s true feelings/ thoughts (I’m so DENSE when it comes to ppl’s true thoughts/ feelings, if they don’t tell me what they feel/think or show it explicitly i’ll never know)

5. Name a few people you think are extremely good-looking: Ian Somerhalder, Tommy Karevik, Jared Leto (it’s a big list so i’ll stop here)

6. What was your favorite way to pass the time as a kid? Reading books (i get so lazy to do it nowadays)

7. What is something you’re proud of? I can summarize rlly long things and i can develop rlly big stories from one phrase

8. What’s one character flaw in people that you just can’t tolerate? Ppl who hide their true personalities

9. Do you consider yourself to be more of a leader or a follower? It rlly depends on the situation I’m in, sometimes i like to be the leader, but if there’s someone who’s way better than me to do it then i don’t mind staying as a follower

10. What kind of student are/were you? I’m the kind of student who doesn’t study and gets good grades (if it’s maths though, i’ll have to cram the day before if i want to pass)

11. Butterfly effect question! Has there ever been a seemingly minor decision you’ve made (at the time) that ended up having a profound influence on your life? Starting to watch subbed movies (i mean, my english was always good, but it improved a lot when i started to watch them in their original language)

12. Name your most irrational fear/ aversion: Losing a member of my family (i get so paranoid about it, you have no idea)

13. Are there any fictional characters you find especially relatable? I always get related to so many characters, it’s rlly hard to mention a specific one

14. If you drink, what kind of drunk are you? Alternatively, what sort of person are you at parties? I don’t like to drink and i’m the kind of person who sits with my cellphone till the party’s over (i’m not a sociable person soo…)

15. Do you fall in love easily? Or does it usually take a long time for you to trust someone? I develop some kind of interest, but to rlly come to love someone other than my family takes at least a year or 2

16. Would you rather have one close friend or 100 casual friends? I think i already have both?

17. Do you consider yourself to be more of a slob or a neat-freak? When it’s my own room i’m kind of a slob, but if i’m in a school trip i’ll probably be the neatest in the whole school

18. Describe a place (imaginary or real) that you would find incredibly cozy: Any house in a state called Teresópolis (It’s in Rio de Janeiro), every house there is so CUTE, idk why but I feel so cozy just by looking at them

19. Do you have kids? If not, do you want them someday? I want to have kids someday

20. What was your favorite book as a child? It was (and still is) ‘’The Lord of the Rings’‘

21. Name one thing you just don’t get what all the hype is about: Fidget spinners, they’re like meh

22. Name one thing that you think is tragically underrated: The Versus Song ‘’Die is Cast’’, it’s so AWESOME but not many ppl know it

23. If you had to be glued to a person for a month, real or fictional (who you have never met), who would you choose? I wouldn’t choose anyone, i don’t like meeting new ppl so much, so being glued to her for 1 month is impossible (but when i get to know the person, i get very flexible)

24. What’s something you’d like the chance to do someday: Go to Japan! 

25. Do you typically speak your mind when you have a controversial opinion? Or do generally prefer to not rock the boat? i don’t generally hold back, so I speak my mind without being afraid of what ppl will think

26. What’s the dumbest fad you’ve been caught up in? Getting overly excited to see that my favorite manga ‘’Devils Line’’ was being translated again (I cried out of happiness… i know it’s too much, but it’s such a great manga and it had so few chapters translated, i thought i’d never read it again, but then a miracle happened, i thank God every day for it)

27. What’s something you thought was cool as a kid/adolescent, but now cringe at yourself for? Speaking rlly formally and using difficult words when i was 7 years old (i had to stop cuz ppl didn’t understand me well…)

28. What’s a trait you consider to be very admirable? Ppl who admit their mistakes and are willing to fix them

29. Is there a particular kind of item people always tend to give you as gifts? I can’t think of anything…

30. Do you speak multiple languages? Which ones? In order of fluency: portuguese, english and still learning hebrew and japanese (i don’ wanna brag, but what can i do if it’s true?)

31. Would you rather live in the big city or the countryside? I can’t choose, i like both!

32. Has there ever been something you were certain you’d hate, but ended up loving? Starting my high school in Israel. I thought everyone would hate me in there and it would be awful, but the girls in my school are so nice, the mood is light and everyone gets along well, i rlly like it

33. Do you mind being the center of attention, or do you prefer the spotlight to be on someone else? I don’t like being in the center, i get too nervous if everyone suddenly starts noticing me

34. Favorite holiday? Hanukkah (not joking, i’m jew)

35. Are you a more go-with-the-flow type of person, or do you need to have things planned meticulously? If it’s on a competition or a risky situation, i do my best so nothing goes wrong, but most of the times i just go like ‘’que será, será’’ (what will be, will be)

36. Is there something you loved so much you wish you could forget it and experience it all over again? Going to Disneyland

37. What hobbies do you have? Mostly drawing, singing and analizing situations (like pretending to be a detective haha)

38. If you could have a superpower, but it was only mildly useful, what ability would you want to have? I’d want to be able to fly, it would be super useful

39. Something people are always surprised to learn about you: That i get rlly scary when i’m angry bcz i’m cute and it doesn’t seem like i’d explode so easily (altough depending on the situation i cool down rlly fast)

40. Something that took you way too long to figure out: Finding out the order of the DL games (I was rlly struggling to know it back then, but now i feel dumb about it…)

41. Worst injury you’ve had? When i was 8 i crashed my bike in the corner of a pillar in my playground and i opened a medium ‘’V’’ scar in my left knee (i screamed so loud it seemed like the world had stopped) and it hurt so much, my parents got rlly worried (although it hurt more when the doc put the anesthesia than when he sewed it…)

42. Any morbid fascinations? Any horror movies/ games (specially Corpse Party or The Evil Within)

43. Describe your sense of humor: It’s one of the traits ppl know me for, so  it’s very good 

44. If you had to be born in another era/place, which would you choose? I’m fine with this era, thank you very much

45. Something you are irredeemably bad at: Always judging ppl for bad

46. Something that sucked but you’re glad you went through: That misunderstanding that happened about my HDB translation posts, but we always have something to learn from everything that happens

47. Would you rather have a really godawful ugly tattoo in a place that is only slightly inconvenient to conceal with clothing (upper arm, thigh, etc.), or the coolest, most beautiful tattoo ever in the middle of your face? I don’t like tattoos, so neither of them

48. Are you more of an optimist or a pessimist? I’m more of a realist, but between those 2 i’d say pessimist

49. What would be the most flattering compliment someone could give you? That I’m as smart as Kira haha

50. Something you feel people often misunderstand about you: Ppl think I’m like Ayato, but in reality i’m a Reiji at heart

My tag goes to @vampiretsuki. That’s it guys! Hope you found it interesting! See ya~!

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Royalty AU {-1-}

Note: Mind you, this is not the VERY FIRST sequence of events of the Royalty AU, but simply the start of the copied / pasted chatzy’s since I joined in. Therefore, much of the previous events and backstory exists primarily in summary.

#2 Next---> (coming whenever)

Queen Celia walks out of her room

Robin Hood singing in the garden dressed like a dude idfk

Queen Neah yawns and falls tf asleep Queen Neah in the garden

Queen Celia Neah please

Robin Hood singing to neah i guess?

Exile Nea is apparently stupid enough to stay in this kingdom even though he's exiled

Queen Celia walks out the castle to enjoy the fresh air

Witch Mana kitty mana trots up to nea

Exile Nea >​B( whiskers

Queen Celia strolls into the garden to see if anyone is around

Robin Hood singing still

Queen Celia hears the singing and spots Robin Queen Celia: Oh good morning robin!

Witch Mana bites that stupid ankle

Robin Hood waves

Exile Nea: OW

Queen Neah hooray sleeping is fun

Robin Hood gently pats neah

Queen Celia looks at the sleeping queen just shaking her head Queen Celia: Has he been sleeping here long?

Robin Hood quietly

Exile Nea glares down @ the cat

Robin Hood: Not very

Exile Nea: What was ​that​ for?

Witch Mana <​stop moping around...>

Exile Nea: I'm not moping.

Witch Mana stares up at him. Witch Mana doesn't believe it

Exile Nea squints down Exile Nea why cant u trust me

Witch Mana ​<go take over>

Exile Nea: Because that worked so well last time.

Witch Mana ​<you didn't plan. you went on impulse.>

Queen Neah wakes tf up and stares up at robin and celia

Queen Celia: Oh, good morning your majesty Queen Celia is laughing

Robin Hood smiles

Queen Celia: Did you have a nice nap?

Exile Nea picks up Manacat so he's not just staring down at him Exile Nea: You're the one that rushed me. Exile Nea: And now you're pushing me again.

Witch Mana ​<you'll get caught>

Exile Nea: I'll get ​hung if I pull another stunt like I did before.

Queen Neah rubs eye Queen Neah: ...I was sleeping out here?

Robin Hood: Oui, oui

Queen Celia: You were Queen Celia: You're lucky Robin was here, you can't just sleep out here its dangerous

Queen Neah pulls a leaf out of his hair

Exile Nea: I need more support if I want to make any progress here..

Queen Neah: perhaps not.... but I'd like to,

Exile Nea idly scratches behind Manacat's ears

Witch Mana purrs Witch Mana ​<start with the people.>

Exile Nea: Do any of them even remember who I am? Exile Nea remembers when he was Cool

Queen Celia holds out her hand for Neah to stand

Queen Neah grabs her hand Robin Hood stands with neah

Witch Mana ​<no... it's been awhile.> Witch Mana paws at his face

Exile Nea okay, rude

Witch Mana ​<and you lost a lot of your charm from when you were young.>

Exile Nea RUDER

Queen Celia: Why don't we head inside for some breakfast?

Robin Hood remember when he was jingles?

Queen Celia jingles was great

Queen Neah i miss jingles so much............. Queen Neah places a hand on his stomach Queen Neah: ...grapes sound good!

Queen Celia: Grapes always sound good to you Queen Celia laughs and leads the way back into the palace

Queen Neah: I just crave them Queen Neah follows after her

Robin Hood neah craves that mineral Robin Hood also follows

Queen Celia looks to Neah knowingly

Exile Nea swats the paw away Exile Nea: That was uncalled for

Witch Mana scratches his cheek Witch Mana angry cat face

Queen Neah what do you know

Exile Nea: Ow--

Witch Mana ​<you need an eyepatch>

Exile Nea: I'll need more than a patch if you keep ​scratching me

Queen Celia you know what I know

Queen Neah ​no

Robin Hood yes?

Queen Celia have you told robin

Druid Junior is watching the queens from the brush as a rabox (rabbitfox) and tailing quietly because mmmmm smells like affluence Druid Junior very "borrowable" affluence

Queen Neah ....no..... Queen Neah no i have not

Witch Mana swats his head

Queen Celia you should

Queen Neah i havent even said anything to kanda

Queen Celia : |

Witch Mana ​<sway the people, cause discourse>

Exile Nea squeezes the cat paw Exile Nea stop swatting

Witch Mana ​<take over>

Queen Celia they reach the dining hall and Celia takes a seat

Witch Mana hisses

Queen Neah sits in his chair Queen Neah snatches a grape

Druid Junior okay no more brush to hide in just stone walls n shit Druid Junior Super Stealth time Druid Junior by which he means dashing under the table before anyone can spot him

Queen Neah uhoh

Exile Nea: I can.. ​try​. But I don't exactly have many resources these days. Exile Nea or much charm as you so rudely pointed out

Queen Celia also eats some grapes Queen Celia: So Nea how is...that...coming along?

Witch Mana <​you don't need outer beauty. scope out the palace secretly, find things wrong with it and bring it to the peoples attention>

Queen Neah pauses midgrape Queen Neah: ..​that?

Druid Junior why do rich people wear so much perfume

Queen Celia: ( midgrape

Druid Junior how is he supposed to sniff out the good stuff

Queen Celia: ( LMAO Queen Celia that perfume is all Neah I s2g Queen Celia: Yes, that

Druid Junior lay off the perfume Neah smh

Queen Neah hey shut up

Exile Nea: You make it sound so ​easy

Queen Neah it's celia Queen Neah: you mean, Queen Neah motions with hands vaguely

Druid Junior both of you lay off the perfume then

Witch Mana <​it is when I can help you.>

Exile Nea raises a brow Exile Nea: And you couldn't help me last time?

Witch Mana kitty looks away

Queen Neah yeah, celia

Queen Celia nods

Queen Celia Um I don't drown myself in that stink like you do

Queen Neah ​yes​ you do Queen Neah: It's gone pretty well, surprisingly Queen Neah: ...so far

Queen Celia keep up the sass and I'll eat all the grapes

Druid Junior yeah okay whatever you both stink there settled

Queen Celia: Well then that's good news! I think things will be fine Queen Celia you stink

Druid Junior: they're already fighting lmfao }

Queen Celia: ( they haven't even met and they're already fighting xD

Druid Junior: yep } Druid Junior you double stink

Robin Hood i'm not wearing perfume? Robin Hood eating a sammich

Druid Junior now if you'll excuse me I have shinies to pilfer soon as I can find them lol

Queen Neah looks sad Queen Neah: I miss Jedediah..

Queen Celia uh oh

Robin Hood sets sammich down Robin Hood looks down

Queen Celia: We all miss him....but things will be fine Queen Celia help me out here Robin

Druid Junior just gonna bunny hop out and find the shinies while things get emo in here

Robin Hood is in sads town

Queen Neah hey shut up u little rat

Queen Celia oh boy Queen Celia: ( LMAO NEAH

Druid Junior excuse u I am an adorable rabbitfox get ur species right

Queen Neah no its not okay

Queen Celia sighs and eats another grape

Druid Junior give you something to really cry about when I get all the shinies

Queen Celia: Are you going to be like this when your other child is born?

Robin Hood i want my godbaby

Queen Neah slumps even more

Queen Celia oops Queen Celia: Neah...you know there's nothing more you could have done

Robin Hood grumble brumble

Queen Neah can someone watch that rabbitfox forreal Queen Neah: ......I feel like I'm doing this all for the wrong reasons

Queen Celia: What do you mean....? Queen Celia Robin please the queen is getting emo af I need help here

Druid Junior sorry what I'm like 5 halls down and hunting down your shinies u don't see me lol

Robin Hood baaaaaaaaabyyyyyyy Robin Hood shinies?

Druid Junior shinies

Robin Hood whats a shinie?

Druid Junior the thing rich ppl have

Robin Hood NO Robin Hood ONLY I GET TO STEAL Robin Hood rushes off

Druid Junior um excuse u

Robin Hood felt a disturbance in the force

Druid Junior I steal all the shinies Druid Junior er Druid Junior borrow Druid Junior I borrow them Druid Junior without an intended return date

Robin Hood finds the bunnyfox

Robin Hood: YOU

Druid Junior leAPS Druid Junior WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU--

Robin Hood lunges to catch him

Queen Neah: I feel like I'm ...

Druid Junior sprints down the hall nopenopenopenope

Queen Neah shakes head

Queen Celia: ( GO ROBIN GO

Druid Junior: Junior: Go choke on a grape }

Robin Hood sprints after

Druid Junior: lMFAO }

Queen Neah: it's almost like I'm doing this to get over him

Robin Hood = ^ =

Druid Junior okay but do u have magnificent rabbit legs like mine Druid Junior DO YOU

Queen Celia wonders about robin's sudden departure but has to focus on Neah

Robin Hood I AM THE KING (QUEEN?) OF THIEVES DAMMIT Robin Hood: GET YOUR FUZZY ASS BACK HERE

Queen Celia: Well Neah....are you?

Druid Junior BUT DO U HAVE MAGNIFICENT RABBIT LEGS LIKE MINE?

Queen Celia eats a grape AND DOES NOT CHOKE ON IT

Robin Hood slips through a servants entrance and cuts him off Robin Hood: HA Robin Hood: GOT YOU NOW

Druid Junior CAN'T CATCH M-- ohshit

Queen Neah stares down Queen Neah can't say i'm not

Robin Hood nabs the fluffy this

Druid Junior heel face turn

Robin Hood thing

Druid Junior BACK THE OTHER WAY HE GUE-- Druid Junior excuse u Druid Junior EXCUSE U

Robin Hood pets softly

Druid Junior RELEASE ME

Robin Hood he's cute

Druid Junior bITES Queen Celia sighs and places her hand on neah's

Exile Nea sighs and adjusts his hood

Queen Celia: Listen, you do what you can to make this easier. But I'm pretty sure you'll never forget Jed even if you do welcome another child

Exile Nea: I guess keeping tabs on the palace is a start.

Robin Hood good thing i'm wearing gloves Robin Hood ow tho Robin Hood to the cafeteria with you, strange floof

Druid Junior uM NO

Witch Mana <​change your name.>

Druid Junior NO CAFETERIA

Robin Hood um yes

Druid Junior NOO

Robin Hood i'm not taking you to the kitchen

Druid Junior flails

Exile Nea frowns

Robin Hood chilleth

Exile Nea likes his name,,

Robin Hood gives it ear skritches

Druid Junior frazzled rabbit growling noises

Queen Celia is wondering about where Robin went

Queen Neah stares at tum

Exile Nea: Surely I don't have to go ​that​ far.

Queen Neah: I should be happy but Queen Neah grunts.

Witch Mana <​then you're going to get caught for sure, stupid>

Druid Junior also whipping his tail unhappily

Queen Neah: where is Robin...

Queen Celia: Huh? Oh, Robin left awhile ago but I'm not sure why

Exile Nea SIGHS Exile Nea: Fine, I'll think of a new name.

Witch Mana changes into human form

Robin Hood walks back into the dining hall

Witch Mana is still in nea's arms

Queen Celia: More importantly Neah, you should take some time to sort your emotions out before the new baby comes

Robin Hood: Look what i found!

Exile Nea ......

Witch Mana pushes him off Witch Mana scoffs

Exile Nea drops him

Witch Mana: get your sticky paws off me!

Queen Celia looks to Robin and the strange animal

Exile Nea: First of all, they're hands

Queen Celia: What is that?

Druid Junior still growling and whipping his tail

Robin Hood: Isn't it cute?

Exile Nea: Second of all, you weren't complaining when I was scratching your ears.

Witch Mana: ​hand.

Druid Junior oh great there's more of them

Robin Hood patpats junior

Druid Junior bites him again

Witch Mana you have a nub

Exile Nea: ....... Exile Nea thanks for the reminder

Robin Hood sir nubsalot

Exile Nea frowns down at his... nub

Queen Celia walks over and stares down at the angry thing

Robin Hood continues to pat

Queen Celia: Where did you find it?

Druid Junior is going to bite that hand harder

Robin Hood got my arm broken by a dragon, fluffy thing Robin Hood you aren't much compared to that

Exile Nea: Anyways

Robin Hood: Headed for the castle treasury

Queen Celia: ....Shouldn't you put it down? It looks like it doesn't want to be held

Queen Neah: .............

Druid Junior bitch I could be

Queen Celia: IT WHAT?!

Exile Nea: Apart from changing my name, there's not much else I can do. I stick out like a sore thumb.

Queen Celia stares warily at it Queen Celia: Neah what do you think about this animal?

Robin Hood: I'm not letting it go any time soon, I don't think it's a normal animal

Queen Neah: HE REMINDS ME OF HENRY VII

Queen Celia: Oh dear...

Druid Junior if I blind you rn maybe you won't notice how not normal I am

Queen Neah yells at the guards Queen Neah: WHERE IS MY HENRY!?

Robin Hood: o - o

Queen Celia so savage Queen Celia: Neah calm down!

Robin Hood how about no, fluffy thing

Druid Junior um how about yes Druid Junior kicks and tries to attack his face tbh

Queen Celia if it's not one thing, it's another

Robin Hood slips it into a conveniently empty birdcage

Queen Celia: Hey there little animal calm down

Witch Mana: I could do a few tricks

Druid Junior bitch I will not CALM DOWN

Robin Hood offers it a grape

Queen Neah: does it have a scruff?

Exile Nea: Last time you did one of your 'tricks' you turned me into a really high cat

Queen Celia bitch I will make you calm down I'm bigger than you

Witch Mana: ... Witch Mana chuckles

Druid Junior is just gonna rock this bird cage and kick the shit out of it until something breaks

Queen Celia: A scruff?

Robin Hood puts something heavy on the cage door

Exile Nea :/

Queen Celia Peers into the cage

Queen Neah guards bring henry VII

Queen Celia: What a reckless thing

Queen Neah holds the squirrel out to them Queen Neah: see

Robin Hood gives the thing a tomato Robin Hood: awww, a squirrel

Queen Celia: Neah why do you still have that squirrel?

Druid Junior ew a squirrel

Queen Neah: Not ​a​ squirrel Queen Neah: it's Henry VII

Druid Junior one of his neighbors is a squirrel Druid Junior they're a real asshole

Queen Neah i will skin you

Robin Hood tickles the squirrel's tummy Robin Hood coochie cooochie coo

Druid Junior picks up the grape and spits it back out at the nearest person

Queen Neah: he just got a new cape made for him Queen Neah: look at the jewels

Robin Hood: ​Awww

Queen Celia just stares at Neah

Druid Junior jewels? Druid Junior going to pretend he didn't hear that nope

Queen Neah: what

Queen Celia is hit by a grape Queen Celia: Did that thing just spit out a grape? Ew

Queen Neah places a miniature crown on Henry VII's head

Druid Junior: literally the testiest rabbitfox XD }

Robin Hood covers the cage with a cloth

Queen Celia Neah please

Queen Neah look at him

Druid Junior great now its dark

Queen Celia wipes her face with a handkerchief

Druid Junior okay maybe I'll just Druid Junior curl up in a ball right here and not eat Druid Junior then you'll all feel bad

Exile Nea thinks about ways he could blend in better. maybe he could grow out his hair?? though...

Exile Nea squints at mana Exile Nea no. nevermind. bad idea.

Witch Mana takes a bit of this and a bit of that Witch Mana made an eye patch in 2 seconds

Queen Celia: Neah do you really think that squirrel will take care of it's crown and cape? Queen Celia this is ridiculous

Queen Neah: this is his 177th cape but his SECOND crown. Queen Neah crosses arms

Exile Nea how the fuck

Witch Mana holds it out to nea Witch Mana: here

Druid Junior huffs and goes still

Queen Celia just shakes her head and looks to the cage Queen Celia: Did it die?

Exile Nea sighs and puts it on.

Druid Junior maybe I did

Exile Nea: Does this look better?

Druid Junior maybe I'll just Druid Junior flop over and die Druid Junior that'll really make u feel bad Druid Junior here I go, falling over Druid Junior d Y I N G

Witch Mana: No

Queen Celia cry me a river rabbitfox

Exile Nea: ...Thanks

Druid Junior maybe I will Druid Junior a river big enough for all my rabbitfox babies to drown in

Witch Mana: come Witch Mana holds out his broom Witch Mana: there's work to do

Queen Celia you have babies?

Druid Junior can you live with yourself then? Druid Junior killing rabbitfox babies? Druid Junior oh tons of them

Queen Neah that thing has babies?

Druid Junior like do u know what rabbits do in their spare time smh

Exile Nea flashbacks to the last time he was on that broom Exile Nea: Absolutely not

Queen Neah rabbits poop A LOT Queen Neah i know that

Queen Celia I have a kingdom to rule I don't care about you rabbitfoxes

Druid Junior wow r00d Druid Junior who's going to tell Daisy her bedtime stories Druid Junior who's going to tuck Thumper into bed Druid Junior who's going to organize Billy's next birthday

Queen Celia: Neah I think you should call over one of your witches to check this animal

Druid Junior um no let's not

Queen Celia you're just pulling our legs you don't have any babies

Druid Junior I totally have babies Druid Junior like... lots of thems Druid Junior an army of babies Druid Junior they're totally going to come here and overthrow u if u don't let me go rn Druid Junior bunnies will rule the world soon Druid Junior only I can stop it

Queen Neah: what do you mean?

Queen Celia your babies versus royal guards, who do you think will win?

Druid Junior: I can't even with Junior rn XD }

Witch Mana: Get on.

Exile Nea: I almost died last time.

Queen Celia: Well Robin says it's not normal and it was headed towards the treasury Queen Celia: It could be a shapeshifter Queen Celia: ( junior please xD

Witch Mana: That's not a request

Queen Neah: ....Lavi is busy right now

Exile Nea narrows his eyes Exile Nea: I'm not getting on anything unless I know where we're going.

Druid Junior haha shapeshifter? No I am but a helpless harmless fluffy bunny... fox... thing Druid Junior my mother liked dangerous guys

Witch Mana visibly annoyed Witch Mana: I SAID get ON

Queen Celia: I see. Is Lavi your only witch on hand? If so we're going to have to watch this thing for some time

Druid Junior so... rabbit... fox... thing

Witch Mana oops thunder

Exile Nea oh dont you get all witchy with me

Druid Junior twitches ears

Exile Nea scowls

Queen Celia you have issues little rabbit....fox...thing

Exile Nea: Are you DEAF?

Queen Neah: There's only a few witches in the world, but Lavi has been with Galaeldan for a long time

Druid Junior you would have issue too if your mother was a rabbit who shagged a fox

Witch Mana zaps him in the head which send a mini shock through him Witch Mana not playin

Exile Nea ​OW.

Queen Celia: I see. Then until he returns we'll do what we can ourselves. Neah you're good with animals why don't you watch him first?

Exile Nea takes a few good steps back while holding his head Exile Nea: Was that suppose to make me want to go with you?

Queen Neah if that thing pisses me off i'm going to make a fur coat and rabbit soup Queen Neah: Alright

Druid Junior you absolutely will not

Queen Celia fine by me Queen Celia: Okay now that that's settled you want to try petting it?

Druid Junior fight me bitch I'll pee in your food

Witch Mana rolls eyes and hits him with another... which knocks him out

Exile Nea why is my brother an asshole

Queen Celia lifts cloth to peek in the cage

Witch Mana because my brother is stubborn

Druid Junior is ded Druid Junior or whatever

Exile Nea is effectively KO

Druid Junior yep totally ded

Exile Nea hello ground

Witch Mana ~next time nea wakes up he's in that little hut~

Exile Nea groans. what happened.

Queen Celia: Uh Neah Queen Celia: I think it's dead

Queen Neah: Let's make soup Queen Neah: where's my main chef?

Druid Junior still ded

Queen Celia: ( neAH LMAO

Druid Junior still gonna be ded til this cage is open lol

Queen Celia: Okay sure I've never had rabbit soup before

Witch Mana: Wakey wakey

Druid Junior Rabox*

Exile Nea sits up and rubs his face

Queen Neah picks up the cage and heads to the kitchen

Queen Celia sounds even tastier nice

Exile Nea: ...What the hell did you do?

Witch Mana: why don't you look like a new man!

Queen Celia follows Neah

Druid Junior um okay this is cool it cool

Exile Nea squints at Exile Nea: What?

Druid Junior smells like a brush with death Druid Junior is ded except his nose is still twitching

Witch Mana holds up a mirror. nea has a fake eye, clear, perfect skin without a scar, his hair is cut a lot shorter and slicked back and he has an odd, but nice outfit Witch Mana and of course... his nub is still a nub

Exile Nea blinks

Queen Neah opens the cage and grabs it by the legs

Exile Nea touches his face with his good hand

Queen Neah holds it up Queen Neah: I want this for dinner

Druid Junior oh hey the cage is open Druid Junior just gonna swing up and bITE HIS HAND

Queen Neah: OW!

Exile Nea: How the ​hell..

Queen Neah clenches harder and grabs it by the snout thing

Druid Junior um okay he'll just bite that other hand now too then and kick it cool

Witch Mana sorry a lot of your hair is gone

Druid Junior hope u don't have soft hands ur highness

Exile Nea my head feels cold

Queen Neah TOSSES IT BACK IN THE CAGE AND LOCKS IT Queen Neah: YOU LITTLE

Exile Nea i miss all my floofy insulation

Druid Junior nO FAIR

Queen Celia: Uh okay well its not dead apparently

Druid Junior YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DROP ME ON THE FLOOR

Queen Neah grabs a knife Queen Neah: I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU

Queen Celia oh my

Druid Junior also what else did u expect picking up a strange anima-- Druid Junior um lets not

Queen Celia: NEAH CALM DOWN

Druid Junior lets really not

Exile Nea: I look... Exile Nea tilts head Exile Nea he doesn't know how to feel about this

Queen Celia should you really be swinging that knife around while pregnant smh take it easy

Druid Junior just gonna stick to the side of hte cage FFFAAAAAR away from them Druid Junior which is not really that far lbh

Queen Neah that's right

Druid Junior fuck u and your cages

Queen Neah puts the knife down and stares at the rabox

Druid Junior this is why I don't come out of my hole that often u bitches b craycray

Witch Mana: Not like Nea!

Queen Neah: ( i just snorted omg

Druid Junior: ur welcome B) }

Exile Nea raises a hand Exile Nea messes up his slicked back hair Exile Nea better

Witch Mana: ... Witch Mana pushes it back again

Queen Celia pats Neah Queen Celia: Are you calm now?

Queen Neah huffs Queen Neah: I'm ​hungry

Exile Nea: Come on, it looks stupid all pushed back Exile Nea I need to be at least a little floofy

Queen Celia: Well go grab something else let me see what I can do about this evil little thing

Witch Mana: You always look stupid

Queen Celia: ( MANA HAS NO CHILL

Exile Nea: Would it kill you to be nice for five seconds? Exile Nea: Just five

Druid Junior you're the ones who put me in the bird cage and tried to cook me but I'M the evil thing Druid Junior okay Druid Junior whatever Druid Junior damn rich people

Witch Mana: ANYWAYS Witch Mana: so

Exile Nea messes up his hair again

Queen Celia weren't you going to steal? Hush you criminal

Druid Junior um you have like a million shinies you won't miss two or three Druid Junior what kind of rulers are u not sharing with the little ppl smh

Witch Mana: we're going to be disguised together as some kind of prophetic couple, we just need to have a reason to be around each other.. but I decided that you should have the girl role Witch Mana: it'd just make things easier

Exile Nea ????????? ​????????? Exile Nea: Can't we just be prophetic brothers?

Witch Mana puts hand up

Exile Nea that makes?? so much more sense?

Witch Mana: I have a plan

Exile Nea stARES???

Witch Mana: yeah, but, the problem is, we're known as brothers Witch Mana: we can't have ANYTHING pointing to who we really are Witch Mana: NOTHING

Queen Celia oh get over it

Witch Mana now put on those 6 inch heels

Exile Nea: Okay, fair, but if you haven't noticed I ​don't look like a chick

Queen Celia: So little one do you promise to play nice if I open this cage?

Exile Nea im not neah haha

Queen Neah mumbling and sitting down

Druid Junior squinting

Queen Neah poking at stomach Queen Neah BITCH

Druid Junior flicking his ears suspiciously

Queen Celia Neah please what the fuck

Druid Junior lowers his head a little

Witch Mana: you can

Druid Junior open this cage and we'll see where it goes

Queen Celia bitch I swear if you run as soon as I open this cage

Exile Nea: But I don't WANT to Exile Nea: Can't I be a mercenary escorting you around instead?

Witch Mana no because it's funny

Queen Celia slowly opens the cage a bit and reaches in with one of her hands

Witch Mana: ​​I​​ make the plans

Druid Junior growls Druid Junior you keep your hands to yourself

Queen Celia: Come on now don't be afraid I'm just gonna pet you

Queen Neah poke poke Queen Neah bored

Queen Celia don't growl at me

Druid Junior maybe I don't want to be petted

Exile Nea: Your plans are stupid.

Witch Mana: And you in general are stupid, Witch Mana: that's why nothing worked before

Queen Celia Neah please be on guard in case this thing makes a break for it Queen Celia withdraws her hand out of fear of being bitten and glares at the rabbit fox thing

Druid Junior yes

Queen Celia: Are you going to play nice or not?

Druid Junior good

Queen Neah im busy

Druid Junior be very afraid Druid Junior rar

Queen Celia BUSY WITH WHAT

Exile Nea: I just don't get why you want me to be the chick. At least ​you​ sort of look like one.

Queen Neah ........things

Queen Celia please I'm much bigger than you

Witch Mana because it's funny??

Queen Celia ......what things

Druid Junior experimentally stepping out of the cage

Exile Nea why do you hate me

Queen Neah what does it look like

Druid Junior you snap this door on him or his tail Druid Junior we're going to have problems

Witch Mana: ....you would fit

Exile Nea looks very unimpressed Exile Nea what has his life become

Witch Mana exciting

Queen Celia honestly...nothing

Witch Mana: ANYWAYS Witch Mana: we have much to do Witch Mana: SO Witch Mana smirks at him

Druid Junior just going to pull his tail out before it can get snapped

Queen Celia warily watches the rabbitfox

Exile Nea doesnt like this Exile Nea doesnt like this at all Druid Junior warily watches the bitch with all the perfume Queen Neah lol she does have a lot of perfume

Druid Junior just gonna take a second to groom his face and tail and back legs like damn look at what a mess you made of all his fur

Queen Celia Neah get your fatass over here before it runs for it smh

Druid Junior terrible

Queen Neah hey im not that fat yet

Druid Junior fat enough

Queen Celia: Hey... it looks kind of cute when it's grooming itself

Witch Mana: we should probably fix your hair

Lady Aleria never fear for the great and powerful Lady Aleria, Guard of Queen Celia and Dragon Tamer is here

Queen Celia Neah you always look a little fat

Exile Nea gulps

Queen Celia THATS MY GIRL

Queen Neah WHAT

Exile Nea looks around. how fast can he book it out of here.

Queen Neah WHY

Queen Celia what

Druid Junior grooms himself a little more mmmm yes he is cute isn't he?

Queen Neah 's mood is ruined Queen Neah: I look ​fat Queen Neah complaining to himself

Lady Aleria look at her long gorgeous ebony hair flutter as she approaches her Queen

Witch Mana sits next to nea

Queen Celia her wariness is becoming mushiness Aww look how cute Queen Celia: Aleria!

Druid Junior oh look a distraction

Queen Celia: Look at this small creature!

Druid Junior BOLTS Druid Junior bye bitch lol

Queen Celia: Neah you don't look--

Exile Nea: Just.. Exile Nea: Get it over with

Lady Aleria not on her watch druid

Queen Celia: THE RABBIT!

Lady Aleria grabs the creature

Queen Celia: Aleria nab the little rascal!

Druid Junior mmmmmNOPE he's going this other way

Queen Celia: Careful it's a slippery thing

Witch Mana runs his hands through nea's hair and whispers something annnnd nea's hair is now long and goes down his back Witch Mana: pretty!!!

Lady Aleria: I'm sure if it gets outside Drakon would love a little snack

Queen Celia: Ah yes Drakon is welcome to eat it

Exile Nea looks miserable already

Druid Junior u would have to find me first lol

Exile Nea: This is humiliating already.

Lady Aleria: what are you doing to the creature anyway?

Druid Junior is just gonna go sprinting down this hall then lol bye

Witch Mana hums and braids his hairs and weaves in flowers

Queen Celia: Well....we think it's suspicious so we're deciding it's fate Queen Celia: It was heading for the treasury earlier

Lady Aleria careful little rabbit, Drakon is waiting out in the court yard~

Druid Junior oooooh look a small carriable shiny

Lady Aleria dragons are always hungry~

Druid Junior it his now

Queen Neah still slumped and looking down

Exile Nea: It feels so... heavy. Exile Nea: I don't know how you put up with long hair.

Lady Aleria: Ah. I'll go look for it

Witch Mana: your hair is not nearly as long as mine

Druid Junior he's taking it with him to his hole and u will never find it

Witch Mana it goes down to my feet

Druid Junior soon as he finds his hole anyway out in god knows where

Exile Nea: Exactly, it must be ten times worse

Witch Mana: I love my hair

Lady Aleria time to go track down a wittle wabbit

Druid Junior maybe he'll be back when u sleep for the rest

Exile Nea sighs and resigns himself to this fate

Druid Junior oh um Druid Junior okay there's a dragon outside this door

Witch Mana: now. Witch Mana: the outfit

Exile Nea oh god Exile Nea: I'm not going to have to wear a dress, am I?

Witch Mana: Of course you are!

Druid Junior um okay welp Druid Junior YOLO

Witch Mana: OH!

Witch Mana: you should be a gypsy instead!

Exile Nea: A gypsy? Exile Nea: ​Really?

Druid Junior is just gonna sneak as much as possible and bolt if / when he's noticed

Witch Mana: ​yes

Lady Aleria Drakon roars

Witch Mana takes out the braid and pulls out the flowers Witch Mana fluffs up his hair

Druid Junior hE BOLTING

Exile Nea feels like a doll

Lady Aleria: Drakon notices something, better go see

Exile Nea: Does that mean I don't have to wear a dress?

Lady Aleria Drakon stomps after the Rabbit and goes to grab him in his jaws

Witch Mana: you still do Witch Mana puts a bandanna on him

Lady Aleria raises an eyebrow at her dragon once she's outside

Druid Junior gonna bolt back between its legs Druid Junior manueverability bitch

Lady Aleria hey look there's the rabbit Lady Aleria annoyed smokey huff from the dragon as he turns around

Witch Mana digs through things and pulls out a gypsy looking dress and shoves it to him Witch Mana: put it on

Druid Junior just gonna keep darting around its legs before it can catch him

Exile Nea holds it up

Lady Aleria rip nea

Exile Nea: Why do you have this?

Lady Aleria kneels down

Witch Mana: long story

Druid Junior untiiilll he sees a chance to run for the gates

Lady Aleria: hey rabbit, if you dont want to be eaten, come here and i'll stop him

Druid Junior putting those magnificent rabbit legs to good use

Exile Nea si g hs Exile Nea time to wrestle this thing on

Druid Junior hell no he's not getting eaten by Queen Bitch and Bitchier

Lady Aleria: Drakon knows your scent now, he will find you~ Lady Aleria she won't let them

Witch Mana: ( all i imagine is nea getting really frustrated while trying to put it on and starting to punch it

Druid Junior: lmfao }

Lady Aleria: [] rip nea

Exile Nea: || i wouldnt put it passed him

Witch Mana lays back Witch Mana: hurry up

Exile Nea SOMEHOW makes it into this thing with one hand. it's a miracle. Exile Nea: I look stupid Exile Nea: This is stupid.

Witch Mana: come here, you still aren't done

Druid Junior every offense meant but he does not trust any of u

Queen Neah that rabox is a little bitch

Lady Aleria thats understandable

Exile Nea stomps over

Witch Mana smacks him in the back Witch Mana: you can't act like this when we go out

Druid Junior so yea he's just gonna take this shiny and run

Lady Aleria: Drakon! drive the rabbit into a corner!

Witch Mana: you have to be ​alluring

Lady Aleria Drakon used Flamethrower

Witch Mana: anyways Witch Mana pulls him down

Queen Celia aleria do your best!

Druid Junior ew fire Druid Junior ew ew ew nope

Witch Mana slips a whole bunch of jingly bracelets on him

Druid Junior not the nice kind

Queen Celia: Neah, as I was saying you are not fat

Exile Nea: I'm better at being charming.

Queen Neah gives her a look Queen Neah: ​yes​ I am

Druid Junior guess the front door is out

Queen Celia just rubs the bridge of her nose

Witch Mana: well you're going to learn

Queen Celia: What makes you say that? Queen Celia: you look great!

Lady Aleria time for Aleria to breath fire too

Witch Mana: and.... sorry.. but... Witch Mana: this is going to hurt

Druid Junior u so cannot breathe fire

Lady Aleria watch me

Exile Nea: What? Exile Nea: What's going to hurt?

Lady Aleria: Yol Toor Shul!

Druid Junior I am and I see nothing Druid Junior ohshitthatisfire Druid Junior wtf

Lady Aleria dragonborn

Druid Junior: hax } Druid Junior: XD }

Witch Mana: ...heh Witch Mana pierces his ear

Lady Aleria: [] i love au ria <3

Exile Nea: --​FUCK

Lady Aleria thing is i cant use another for a few minutes Lady Aleria so sprints at the rabbit and lunches herself at it

Druid Junior just gonna bolt and look for another way then

Exile Nea has lost an entire hand but somehow that little pinch still hurts like a bitch

Lady Aleria wuss

Exile Nea literally fight me

Druid Junior thIS IS TURNING OUT TO BE A REALLY BAD DAY TBH

Witch Mana puts on big hoop earrings

Druid Junior SHOULD HAVE JUST STAYED IN HIS HOLE

Witch Mana pierces his other ear

Lady Aleria dID I GET THE RABBIT?

Exile Nea grun ts. at least he was expecting it

Druid Junior yES AND YOU'RE

Witch Mana puts in annnooothhhhherrrr

Druid Junior FUCKING

Lady Aleria i will fite you nea

Druid Junior HEA VY

Lady Aleria sits up with the rabbit and sighs

Exile Nea: I really, ​really​ don't like you right now.

Witch Mana: NOW my favorite!

Queen Celia rip Nea

Witch Mana pulls out a wooden box

Lady Aleria: You're a quick little thing

Druid Junior oooowwwww Druid Junior and you're an asshole

Exile Nea my ears feel so heavy

Lady Aleria: I'm sorry if my dragon or I hurt you..

Witch Mana opens it and reveals paints

Queen Celia is so proud of her personal guard

Witch Mana: come here.

Druid Junior if you're sorry you could like... set me down Druid Junior outside the gates Druid Junior and let me go

Lady Aleria no

Druid Junior then ur not sorry are u

Exile Nea at least though look painless

Lady Aleria pushes herself up, the rabbit firmly in her grasp

Exile Nea drags himself over

Lady Aleria Drakon sniffs at the rabbit

Druid Junior growls at the dragon Druid Junior fite me bitch

Lady Aleria: The rabbit is not food, Drakon

Druid Junior I dare u

Witch Mana puts on that perfect eyeliner

Lady Aleria lifts a hand and pats the dragons nose

Witch Mana and then red for your lips haha youre so pretty

Exile Nea i shouldve let kanda kill me

Druid Junior bites the hand that's holding onto him

Lady Aleria moves her hand from her dragon to the rabbit, soft pettings

Witch Mana: okay, you may like this, though

Lady Aleria: Bite me all you want little rabbit

Druid Junior okay I will

Witch Mana: this is special, but be VERY careful

Druid Junior bites the other hand

Lady Aleria: I've felt more pain then your teeth can give

Queen Celia she's just going to wait for Aleria's return in the main hall

Exile Nea is honestly just bracing for the worst

Lady Aleria tfw u're 128 years old and seen many wars

Queen Celia rip Aleria

Druid Junior how are u 128 years old wtf

Lady Aleria walks inside with the rabbit. she does hiss every now and then at a bite

Witch Mana pulls out a (magic) crystal ball, holding it with a silk cloth

Lady Aleria dragon blood in my veins

Druid Junior huffing and growling Druid Junior might be thinking of killing u all in ur sleep tbh Exile Nea blinks at it

Queen Celia try it you little beast

Druid Junior maybe I will Druid Junior maybe I'll do more than think about it

Exile Nea: You're not going to make me carry that around, are you?

Lady Aleria continues the soft pets Lady Aleria: You're cute though

Queen Celia pfft like what

Exile Nea expensive looking fragile ball + one hand = ​no

Witch Mana: it's magic. Witch Mana: it will tell you things.

Queen Celia she's just staring at the ceiling thinking about what to eat for lunch

Exile Nea: What kind of things?

Queen Neah gets up

Exile Nea does not trust magic at this point

Queen Neah: ...I'm going to sleep....

Druid Junior no amount of cute will make my leg not hurt from getting landed on, and more importantly, erase the INDIGNATION Druid Junior I'm going to chew this finger off

Lady Aleria: I'm  back with the rabbit my Queen

Druid Junior and then the one after that

Queen Celia: Ah I see

Lady Aleria: May I ask what this little fella did?

Witch Mana: oh, it can be good... and it can be bad,

Queen Celia: Is it going to behave?

Lady Aleria: I doubt it, I will continue to hold it

Exile Nea: How vague of you Exile Nea very unimpressed look

Queen Celia: Good. As for what it has done, well, nothing we can prove yet just suspicions and speculations

Druid Junior okay but you want to know what THEY did to ME? Druid Junior BECAUSE I HAVE A LIST

Queen Celia shhh : )

Druid Junior I will not shush

Queen Celia I'll pay you in carrots to shush

Witch Mana: It likes to reveal a lot about people. Keep it private. Witch Mana: and keep it hidden

Druid Junior carrots are a stereotype Druid Junior I don't even like carrots

Queen Celia so picky Queen Celia then what do you like?

Druid Junior why would I tell u

Lady Aleria i would listen to you if rabbits talked

Queen Neah trails off

Druid Junior I'm a rabox u can't even understand anyway

Exile Nea: Then why take it at all?

Lady Aleria: I think I hurt the rabbit. If I could heal it, I would

Witch Mana: are you this stupid

Exile Nea: Will you stop calling me stupid? You haven't even told me the whole plan Exile Nea: Where are we ​going

Witch Mana: to the PALACE, dummy!

Druid Junior yeah I think you busted my hip way to go fatass

Queen Celia: You don't know how to treat it?

Lady Aleria i am not fat, you little shit

Druid Junior rich people are always fat

Witch Mana thinks

Lady Aleria i am a gaurd, i am not rich

Queen Celia: Well, what to do... I want to go check on Neah since I left her but I don't want the little rat to escape again

Witch Mana: this may be easier if I'm a cat Witch Mana poofs

Druid Junior Queen Bitch is fat

Queen Celia im rich and NOT fat excuse you

Druid Junior Queen Bitchier is fat

Exile Nea s i gh s

Druid Junior clearly u must be too

Lady Aleria: I will keep the rabbit in hand if you want to check on Queen Neah Lady Aleria i'm quite skinny thank you

Queen Celia: Yes, please do. I'll be back soon

Lady Aleria: Yes, my Queen

Druid Junior: Junior is very mean just fyi its not personal XD }

Queen Celia skin the rabbit thing if it keeps thinking I'm fat

Druid Junior shouldn't we skin and eat the fat thing instead

Queen Celia: ( bad junior xD

Lady Aleria: [] thats okay xD

Witch Mana meows extremely loud

Queen Celia UM WHAT FAT THING

Druid Junior um who else Druid Junior can't be me I'm a bunny

Lady Aleria looks down at the rabbit in her arms

Queen Neah laying in bed

Lady Aleria: How did you get in the castle anyway, I wonder..

Queen Celia she's just going to go check on Neah where tf is she anyways

Exile Nea: ........

Druid Junior is just gonna give up on fighting for now tbh he'll get his chance again eventually

Exile Nea this is the dumbest thing he's ever done

Witch Mana: MEOW

Queen Celia ......????

Lady Aleria blinks. did she just hear a meow?

Exile Nea: I heard you the first time.

Druid Junior: I think that's elsewhere xD Maybe }

Witch Mana: ( mana meowed very loud... so loud that aleria heard it

Lady Aleria: [] whoops lol

Druid Junior: lmfao }

Queen Celia: ( omg

Druid Junior: he's using his outside voice }

Witch Mana: MEOEOMEOWMWOEMNEOW

Queen Celia: ( lmaoo

Lady Aleria: [] i think of gary meowing when mana meows

Queen Celia she'll just check Neah's room

Lady Aleria pets them cute rabbit ears

Exile Nea what does he WANT Exile Nea I CAN'T PICK YOU UP IM HOLDING THE BALL

Druid Junior just hold out the nub and let the cat climb it

Queen Celia: Neah are you in here?

Druid Junior cats are good climber

Witch Mana stares up at him

Queen Celia oh look she's in bed

Witch Mana ​<your chest is too flat>

Queen Celia tip toes over and gives Neah a shake

Exile Nea puts his nub on his hip Exile Nea: I wonder why that is.

Lady Aleria nea needs boobs like mine

Druid Junior huffs and growls but lets her pet him Druid Junior just, whatever

Queen Neah snaps to reality Queen Neah: HUH

Queen Celia: ( 'puts his nub on his hip' that visual is cracking me up

Witch Mana circles around him

Queen Celia: Neah when did you come to bed?

Druid Junior: same lol }

Queen Celia: It's not even late yet

Lady Aleria: I won't let them hurt you. What could you have possibly done? Lady Aleria: [] tfw you reread your sentence and it makes no sense to you

Witch Mana ​<we need to stuff your shirt! it adds to your sex appeal!! meow!!!>

Queen Neah: I'm just. tired.

Exile Nea: Mana, I'm a man in a dress, my sex appeal isn't going to get that high.

Lady Aleria he doesnt even have curves

Witch Mana oh no you're right Witch Mana POOFS Witch Mana now you do

Lady Aleria corset Lady Aleria or that

Druid Junior I didn't do ANYTHING

Exile Nea THIS DOES NOT FEEL ​RIGHT

Druid Junior I just wanted a shiny

Queen Celia: Tired? Is it from the pregnancy?

Witch Mana ​<you look great!! meow>

Exile Nea: ​I hate this.

Witch Mana turns back into a human

Druid Junior like would they even notice one shiny going missing they have like a million shinies damn

Witch Mana: wait Witch Mana: you neeeeeeeeeeeeeed

Queen Celia rabbitfox count your blessings. at least you're not in Nea's situation

Witch Mana grabs boots with heels

Exile Nea: No

Witch Mana: put these on

Exile Nea: Absolutely not

Druid Junior no you just STUCK ME IN A CAGE and THREATENED TO EAT ME Druid Junior clearly I should be grateful Druid Junior clearly

Witch Mana: you have curvy hips, makeup, pierced ears, a dress Witch Mana: boots are not Witch Mana: going to hurt

Queen Celia if you were a good little one we wouldn't have gone so far

Witch Mana pushes him onto the bed

Queen Celia we could have ate you so yes be grateful

Queen Neah: most likely. Queen Neah: I feel horribly exhausted

Druid Junior I'm going to pee in everything you eat Druid Junior everything

Queen Celia: I see

Druid Junior be grateful, it could be worse

Exile Nea HUFFS and sticks his feet out Exile Nea put them on for me if youre that insistent

Queen Celia sits on neah's bed

Lady Aleria pets the wabbit

Queen Celia: you should watch your health

Druid Junior you could be dying of the plague or something like some random Joe out there

Witch Mana doesnt care Witch Mana youre like a doll Witch Mana puts the boots on him

Queen Celia don't pee in my food what the fuck

Druid Junior I'm definitely going to

Queen Neah: I bet something is wrong

Queen Celia you terrible little creature

Druid Junior you terrible fatty

Exile Nea: I'm going to fall in these

Queen Celia: Wrong? Why do you think that? Queen Celia I'M NOT FAT

Lady Aleria she's getting tired of standing in the same spot, so she moves to sit down in a near by chair

Druid Junior that's all a matter of perspective

Witch Mana grabs some shit and starts stuffing nea's shirt Witch Mana: who cares

Druid Junior is still mad btw but those pettings are a little bit nice but shhhh you didn't hear that from him

Lady Aleria dont worry, the pettings wont be stopping anytime soon

Exile Nea adjusts the top of his dress Exile Nea: I do?

Druid Junior good b/c clearly he, such a noble creature, shouldn't have to make such a request Druid Junior it is beneath him

Queen Celia get over yourself rat

Witch Mana: there! now, first things first, you're going to have to flirt with the guards to get into the palace

Exile Nea: .......

Witch Mana: really, you're going to need to do A LOT of flirting

Druid Junior rabox*

Exile Nea: Some of those men used to be my ​coworkers

Lady Aleria such a noble creature can also be eaten by a dragon

Druid Junior how do you have this much wealth but you're this stupid about identifying species

Queen Celia I know what I said

Witch Mana LAUGHS

Queen Neah: because something is always wrong

Druid Junior such a noble creature can also bite all the way down Druid Junior worst indigestion ever

Lady Aleria not if you're chewed up first

Queen Celia: that's not true, you're just being paranoid

Queen Neah: Can you blame me

Exile Nea: I'm not sure I like this plan at all.

Queen Celia: Well...no not really

Druid Junior I can be very determined

Witch Mana: it'll be worth it,

Queen Celia: But I assure you everything is fine right now!

Exile Nea: There have to be easier ways into the castle Exile Nea: I've snuck into the gardens before, I could do it again

Witch Mana: also I cannot promise that they won't put their hands on you Witch Mana: and no Witch Mana poof into a cat Witch Mana <​let's go!>

Queen Celia riP NEA

Exile Nea: ............ Exile Nea feels disgusted already Exile Nea: You... seem far too excited about all this.

Lady Aleria: [] imagine ria flirting with nea as he's dressed as a woman tho

Queen Celia: ( LMAO

Lady Aleria lifts the rabbit to her face, not too close though because of bitey teeths

Witch Mana darts off

Exile Nea: || if it getS HIM IN THE CASTLE HE'LL DO IT,

Witch Mana follow, stoopid

Druid Junior um excuse u

Exile Nea follows him. please slow down. these shoes are bad.

Lady Aleria smiles at the rabbit

Druid Junior you'd better not be trying to kiss him or any nastiness like that Druid Junior he ain't the frog prince

Lady Aleria: You are the cutest thing i have ever seen~

Witch Mana prances up to the palace Druid Junior yes yes I AM cute but it changes nothing I am still mad at u Sir Alma chillin @ the front

Witch Mana rubs against nea's leg

Exile Nea: || im tryna think of a fake name for nea to be going by

Lady Aleria: [] pfft

Druid Junior: Have it be like }

Queen Celia: ( jingles

Druid Junior: A reverse of his name or something }

Exile Nea: || ..........Aen?

Druid Junior: Or like scrambling the letters XD } Druid Junior: Ye }

Witch Mana: ( how do u say that

Druid Junior: Eh-en or something }

Lady Aleria: [] a - en

Queen Celia: ( ah-en?

Druid Junior: ye } Druid Junior: They'll never suspect a thing XD }

Queen Celia: ( sounds legit

Exile Nea: || or. maybe. ane. anne.

Witch Mana: ( tfw both the nea/h's in this au are crossdressing

Queen Celia: ( anne works Queen Celia: ( LMAO

Druid Junior: Someone else finally noticed lmfao }

Lady Aleria few days later and she's still happily petting the rabbit

Exile Nea sighs and pauses to pat Mana's head Exile Nea at least we're almost in Exile Nea just,,,

Druid Junior he could get used to this if he were being at all honest

Witch Mana <​we got some good info from the people>

Queen Celia is just wandering the palace, it's a new day woohoo

Druid Junior ofc he could also get used to going home with lots of shinies

Witch Mana ​<sorry about some of the things you had to deal with hehe>

Queen Celia is shinies all you think about

Exile Nea ​<No you're not.>

Lady Aleria her armor is shiny

Druid Junior home.... shinies.... home... uh.... Druid Junior okay well food too Druid Junior but ye pretty much Druid Junior is also a lil bit salty and therefore determined to get your shinies just to spite you

Sir Alma eatin an apple 8l

Queen Celia speaking of food she's gonna head towards the dining hall

Queen Neah sitting alone in the garden. thinking of nea.

Exile Nea god

Queen Celia NEAH

Exile Nea haven't I done enough yet

Druid Junior get a room

Lady Aleria they cant

Druid Junior sure they can

Queen Neah who Queen Neah what Queen Celia wait what

Druid Junior there's tons of love-hate relationships Druid Junior what's one more

Lady Aleria good point Lady Aleria forbidden love~

Queen Neah what are you talking about

Queen Celia also she's going to head to the garden now she senses Neah having bad thoughts

Druid Junior a real Romeo and Juliet

Queen Celia is also confused

Lady Aleria nea and neah, forbidden lovers~

Queen Celia spots Neah and heads on over Queen Celia oh right that whole fiasco

Lady Aleria i still want kanda

Queen Neah also the problem ​wherewefoundoutwererelated

Lady Aleria oh yeah

Queen Neah he's mine

Queen Celia #drama

Queen Neah wiggles feet

Exile Nea steels himself. okay. just gotta. charm his way passed alma now. simple.

Queen Neah no shoes, no shoes

Queen Celia: Neah out in the garden I see Queen Celia: ..... Queen Celia: Where are your shoes?

Queen Neah: I don't know

Druid Junior I totally peed in them Druid Junior probably

Witch Mana stares up at nea

Druid Junior idk, I peed in someone's shoes

Lady Aleria picks up the rabbit and hops up to go and wander for a little bit

Sir Alma oh whose that

Druid Junior hard to tell past all the perfume who's

Queen Celia gdi rabox

Druid Junior oh woop and he's moving again--

Exile Nea approaches with a pleasant smile. he's had three days to practice, this should go fine.

Queen Celia: what do you mean you don't know?

Exile Nea: Good afternoon, Sir.

Queen Celia nea please no

Witch Mana ​<flirty, not proper, stupid>

Lady Aleria: I want to let you stretch your legs, but i also don't want to lose you..

Sir Alma looks her up and down Sir Alma ​HOT DIGGITY!

Exile Nea <​I said three words, relax> Exile Nea: || IM FU CKI NG LAU GHing Exile Nea: || HOT DI gGi tTy

Queen Celia I quit

Lady Aleria: [] oh. my god

Druid Junior: LMFAO }

Queen Celia: ( IM WHEEZING

Lady Aleria who the fuck is this guy?

Exile Nea: || IM GO NE

Sir Alma: ( ahahahHAHA

Druid Junior oh, how considerate, considering you crushed them and made me a cripple Druid Junior I hope ur proud of urself Druid Junior making rabox's into cripples

Sir Alma: Why hello there, miss

Lady Aleria it was one leg, calm down

Exile Nea could you be any less obviously when checking me out, holy shit

Lady Aleria im not hurting you again. i was following orders

Druid Junior ohh woooe is meee Druid Junior crippled for life Druid Junior I'll be eaten by a bird of prey for sure Druid Junior all of my many many children will mourn

Lady Aleria or neah, if i give you to her

Druid Junior if they don't get eaten first with no one to look after them Druid Junior woooe is meee

Queen Celia: Neah how are you feeling?

Queen Neah: good. I like the warmth Queen Neah wiggles feet

Queen Celia: I see, guess I'll join you. I feel like I need to relax Queen Celia proceeds to remove her pure gold heels and wiggles her own feet

Lady Aleria: I'll let you roam in my room later

Queen Neah: When was the last time you were in Rosapast, Celia?

Queen Celia: I.....not for some time....but I'm thinking maybe it's time I head back Queen Celia: Soon anyways

Queen Neah looks sad at that Queen Neah no

Queen Celia oh no not that look Queen Celia this is why it's always so hard to go back

Lady Aleria that reminds me my Queen Lady Aleria is the king dead yet?

Queen Celia yes?

Queen Neah: ( MY ANIMAL CRACKERS A FREUFCKING CONNEC5TED AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE HUMAN C ENTIPED4E IMM SCREA,MING

Lady Aleria: [] AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Queen Celia THE WITCH HAS YET TO KILL MY HUSBAND

Druid Junior: lmfao }

Queen Celia: ( NOOOO

Lady Aleria goddamn that lazy witch

Sir Alma hey guys

Queen Celia he better watch out the next time I see him

Lady Aleria we would have been better off dropping poison in his drink

Sir Alma you better arrest this lady for being so hot

Queen Celia maybe we should arrest you

Sir Alma oooo ;)

Queen Celia yes I should have poisoned him myself Queen Celia oh... Queen Celia : )

Lady Aleria no my Queen. i cannot allow you to dirty your hands. i would have poisoned him for you

Sir Alma queen celia is the most beautiful

Queen Celia ......Aleria I'm lucky to have you by my side Queen Celia YOU GUYS I'M STAYING IN GALAELDAN

Lady Aleria It is an honor to be beside you, my Queen..

Queen Neah lays back and stares up at the sky

Queen Celia: Neah, would you be okay if I went back?

Lady Aleria is the Queen taking a liking to the guard?

Druid Junior all of you, get a room Druid Junior and leave me outside it

Queen Neah: yes.

Queen Celia ......we went on a date once

Lady Aleria i have no one to get a room with Druid Junior sure you do

Sir Alma so

Queen Celia: Are you sure? You worry me these days maybe I can prolong my stay here

Druid Junior Queen Bitch and Queen Bitchier

Queen Celia Aleria feel free to eat the rat

Lady Aleria i cannot taint my queens

Druid Junior rabox*

Queen Neah: It's alright, you have duties of your own.

Druid Junior sure you can

Queen Celia fight me

Druid Junior maybe I will

Queen Celia: Well, as of now Chaozii is taking care of everything

Sir Alma so

Exile Nea raises a hand to scratch at his cheek and laughs a little Exile Nea: Forgive me, I'm sure I came up here with a question, but...

Sir Alma so

Exile Nea looks Alma over Exile Nea: ...I seem to have forgotten it

Druid Junior anyone smell anything funny

Witch Mana ​<SEXY not BASHFUL!>

Lady Aleria: I need to feed Drakon. Perhaps it won't hurt to bring you with me

Witch Mana claws foot

Queen Celia no??

Lady Aleria looks down at the cutie in her lap

Druid Junior I'm smelling something fu-- DO NOT

Exile Nea ​<I'm not a ​whore>

Lady Aleria im not feeding you to him, you noodle

Exile Nea jumps a little and kicks at the cat

Druid Junior maybe I don't want to go Druid Junior maybe I want to stay here Druid Junior alone Druid Junior unattended

Queen Celia holy shit nea

Lady Aleria in the cage?

Sir Alma: Well, that's alright, Sir Alma smirks Sir Alma: you're not from around here, are you?

Druid Junior um just the room will do Druid Junior no cages plz

Lady Aleria idk. i'll have to lock everything behind me

Exile Nea do I LOOK like im from around here

Lady Aleria the windows and the doors

Druid Junior okay Druid Junior do it

Lady Aleria hmmm

Druid Junior no dragons. no cages

Sir Alma i see all kinds of people

Exile Nea shakes his head softly

Lady Aleria takes the rabbit with her. walks out the huge door, past Alma and the stranger

Queen Celia be wary Aleria

Lady Aleria im taking him with me

Druid Junior well fine then ignore my needs

Lady Aleria i will~

Exile Nea: It's pretty obvious, hm? I'm a traveler of sorts.

Druid Junior maybe I'll die of a heart attack like small animals do Druid Junior maybe you're a horrible pet owner

Sir Alma: Tell me, my lady, what is your name?

Lady Aleria turns the rabbit around so his facing her chest and snuggles Lady Aleria there

Druid Junior great now I can get suffocated by tits

Queen Neah sighs

Druid Junior can't decide if best death or worst

Sir Alma i want to be suffocated by tits

Druid Junior: SMH @ JUNIOR TBH }

Lady Aleria whistles. soon it's followed by a roar and a dragon landing in the court yard Lady Aleria: [] LOL

Queen Celia smh @ alma

Exile Nea what a fuckboy

Queen Celia neah I'm not sure if I want to stay in your kingdom or not

Lady Aleria good luck getting suffocated in that ladies fake tits alma

Queen Neah same

Sir Alma so depressing

Exile Nea donT DISS MY TITS

Queen Celia neAH NO Queen Celia NEA YOUR TITS ARE FAKE

Sir Alma so name or nah

Exile Nea buddy. pal. hold the fuck on. Exile Nea: || ive never flirted a day in my life so this is an Adventure Exile Nea: No need for formalities-- Just ​Anne​ is fine.

Witch Mana i should have done all of the flirting. nea looks like a 5 year old

Druid Junior ew dragon stank

Exile Nea excuse me Exile Nea what five year old has fake tits like these

Druid Junior also other stank? Druid Junior srsly does no one smell that

Lady Aleria carefully climbs up on the dragon, flipping her long beautiful hair over her shoulder Lady Aleria nope

Druid Junior gonna dislodge himself from the death tits to smell the air

Exile Nea: And what can I call you...?

Sir Alma kinda just has her against the wall, with an arm just above her. u know how it is Sir Alma flashes a grin Sir Alma: Call me Alma

Lady Aleria what a flirt Exile Nea can you believe this guy Queen Celia no I can't so have fun Nea

Sir Alma what? she's hot

Exile Nea smirks

Witch Mana yawns

Robin Hood: Is the rabbit-thing calmed down yet?

Druid Junior is just gonna wiggle free

Queen Celia: Neah, are we good queens? Queen Celia deep talk time

Queen Neah: ...yes?

Lady Aleria oh no you dont

Queen Neah: I think

Exile Nea: Well I can certainly say that it's a pleasure to meet you, Sir Alma.

Robin Hood finds neah and celia

Lady Aleria: What are you doing, bud?

Queen Celia: Oh, Robin what do you think?

Druid Junior um is too going to wriggle free how dare u

Queen Celia: Are Neah and I good queens?

Robin Hood: I would say you are?

Lady Aleria: can you smell something? is it bad?

Witch Mana ​<nea, you gotta act sexy. otherwise they lose interest, do I need to get my hands dirty>

Sir Alma: so, what brings you to the palace?

Druid Junior gonna wiggle free and-- wow this dragon is kinda a high thing to fall from

Robin Hood WHERE IS EVERYONE

Lady Aleria thats why im holding you tightly

Exile Nea ​<Mana, I don't know if you know this, but I've only been with one man in my entire life.>

Exile Nea: || he's in full drag, seducing his way into the castle

Druid Junior: Junior and Aleria are in the main ? courtyard near Nea and Alma } Druid Junior: where Alma is flirting and Nea is trying to fake flirt xD }

Robin Hood walks to the main courtyard Robin Hood stops

Witch Mana <​it's not hard.>

Robin Hood: Aleria!!

Lady Aleria looks over

Witch Mana ​<work your body>

Lady Aleria: Robin!~

Robin Hood still in drag herself

Exile Nea ​I hate you.

Robin Hood: How have you been?

Queen Neah feels sick

Druid Junior is just gonna bunny-hop/limp to the gate

Queen Celia oh dear

Druid Junior what is that smell

Lady Aleria: Good.  I'm about to get and let Drakon feed, do you want to join us?

Queen Neah: ........................​.....

Queen Celia: Neah are you okay? You don't look so well

Queen Neah: ye-

Lady Aleria: Oh, the bunny got free

Queen Neah throws up Queen Neah nope

Lady Aleria: We should get him first

Queen Celia uh oh Queen Celia: Neah!

Robin Hood walks over and picks up the bunny thing

Lady Aleria slides off her dragon

Druid Junior sniffing around Alma and-- Druid Junior exCUSE Druid Junior oh its you again

Exile Nea: Mm, I wanted to see it up close. I've heard so many stories about the gardens, the paintings, the ​people...

Queen Celia she rubs the other queen's back

Druid Junior twists around and aims to kick him in the face. Fuck off.

Queen Neah groans

Queen Celia: Can you move? Shall we go back inside? I can bring you water

Lady Aleria pats the rabbits ears

Druid Junior growls

Exile Nea sets a hand on Alma's chest, right below the collarbone. is this forward enough.

Lady Aleria: I don't want you going far, bud. Not until your leg heals, then maybe i'll let you go home

Exile Nea how do you flirt as a woman

Sir Alma: Well, here it--- Sir Alma hears something Sir Alma stands up straight and clears his throat

Robin Hood my advice is to be cute, nerr

Exile Nea mana says i have to be sexy

Robin Hood that's a fail and you know it

Witch Mana cute doesn't cut it

Exile Nea : ( Exile Nea blinks and pulls back his hand. what was that

Druid Junior growls louder

Lady Aleria takes the rabbit from Robin and holds him

Sir Alma: Excuse me, my lady, but I have business I must attend to.

Lady Aleria: What's wrong?

Druid Junior squirms. Put me down!!

Lady Aleria No

Druid Junior yes

Exile Nea looks confused because he is confused but. okay. he cant stop me from entering the castle if he's not here.

Lady Aleria go nea go

Sir Alma switches positions with another guard and goes to do shit

Exile Nea fixes his hair

Sir Alma nea, you can't just get in

Exile Nea damn it Exile Nea ew

Sir BEEFSALOT A BIG BEEFY KNIGHT

Exile Nea ew ew ew

Robin Hood oh no

Exile Nea mana there has to be another way in im tired of this Exile Nea if he grabs my ass im going to die Exile Nea literally die

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( im c r  y i n g

Robin Hood looool

Sir BEEFSALOT crosses arms and stares down

Lady Aleria her face displays the look of 'nope' and she grabs Robins wrist and shuffles away

Sir BEEFSALOT: ​what

Lady Aleria u're on ur own lady

Queen Celia Neah for fucks sake are you okay

Robin Hood is slowly pulled away

Exile Nea: Uh-- Exile Nea ​<Mana.>

Queen Neah at least i'm not coughing up blood like LAST time

Lady Aleria dont jinx urself Neah

Exile Nea <I don't think this guys gonna budge.> Exile Nea <​I don't think I WANT him to budge>

Witch Mana uhhhhmmmmmm

Queen Celia: Yes but this is still bad! Hold on maybe I can carry you back to the palace

Exile Nea ​<Can't you turn him into a bug?>

Queen Neah nods

Witch Mana <no! i'm tired>

Exile Nea ​<Why haven't you been doing that in the first place?> Exile Nea ​<SO AM I>

Witch Mana i've used a lot of magic

Robin Hood just watching things go down between beefknight and the not-lady

Lady Aleria same robin

Robin Hood that she doesnt know is a not lady

Queen Celia she's just gonna try and carry Neah but wow she's a lot heavier than expected she's kinda walking slowly with her knees bent

Exile Nea s w ea ts

Queen Celia: I got...this

Robin Hood but she feels a kindred spirit in the 'lady'

Sir BEEFSALOT sniffs Sir BEEFSALOT the air Sir BEEFSALOT: ​I smell lies

Druid Junior flails and growls

Robin Hood o - o Robin Hood well i'm over here so

Lady Aleria: [] LOL

Queen Celia: ( I SMELL LIES

Lady Aleria raises eyebrow

Sir BEEFSALOT pokes a beefy finger to her chest Sir BEEFSALOT: ​Who are you

Lady Aleria: [] the image of a flailing rabbit is funny to me

Druid Junior let go!! let go!! let go!!

Exile Nea: I-- Exile Nea YIKES

Witch Mana: MEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW​WWW

Druid Junior: good } Druid Junior: it should be xD }

Lady Aleria okay she's going to put him down now because she feels like she's being cruel

Druid Junior THANK YOU

Queen Neah is sweating

Lady Aleria but she'll stay close so he isnt eaten or something

Druid Junior also wtf was that noise Druid Junior wtf is that smell

Exile Nea: E-excuse me, I need to check on my cat

Witch Mana: MEOOOOWWWWWWwwwwWWwwWWWw​wW

Exile Nea RETREATS

Queen Celia is also sweating wow how do guards do this shit

Sir BEEFSALOT fuckin pussies

Druid Junior limp-hops back towards the guard and the not-lady

Lady Aleria great gotta approach the manbeef

Exile Nea misses his sword and armor god this is Not Good

Witch Mana trots away

Queen Celia okay she managed to carry Neah into the palace now to head to Neah's room

Druid Junior stops by the manbeef and sniffs, watching the cat Druid Junior cannot limp that fast tho Druid Junior wtf get back here cat so he can smell you

Witch Mana turns back to a human figure and sits down

Exile Nea follows mana. stay away from my cat

Witch Mana breathing heavily

Sir BEEFSALOT is hungry for ​beef

Druid Junior just gonna sit here then ow hopping is hard

Lady Aleria leans away from the beefman then picks the rabbit up again gently

Witch Mana: I'm ​tired

Exile Nea: YOU'RE tired!? Exile Nea is fed up >:|

Lady Aleria approaches her dragon

Witch Mana: YES ​I'M​ tired.

Queen Celia finally gets Neah into bed

Witch Mana is starts raining heavily bc he's upset

Queen Celia: Wait here I'll go get some water!

Exile Nea scowls and sits down Exile Nea: I told you this plan was stupid

Witch Mana: it'll ​work. Witch Mana: I just need to rest.

Lady Aleria: Alright Drakon, you've gotta go and hunt on your own today. Come straight back when you're done.. i can't lose you..

Exile Nea: There's an impenetrable mass of muscle blocking our way.

Druid Junior wtf where did this rain come from

Witch Mana: do you know him?

Druid Junior there was no rain on the weather report

Exile Nea: Not personally, but I've seen him around.

Lady Aleria rests her forehead against the dragons snout, patting him with one hand while holding the rabbit

Witch Mana: I don't... think... he's interested...

Exile Nea shakes his head Exile Nea: Definitely not

Queen Celia why the fuck is it raining, oh well she's got more important things to worry about. She's running back with the glass of water Queen Celia shit she just remembered she left her heels outside

Exile Nea: That other guy seemed easy enough, but... Exile Nea what a creep

Queen Neah is sitting up Exile Nea 's skin is crawling

Witch Mana: I've done this a lot

Exile Nea: ...You have? Exile Nea squints

Witch Mana: yes. Witch Mana: but I hate humans. Witch Mana: hmph Witch Mana hides in his hair

Druid Junior crawls up onto her shoulder and watching the gate

Exile Nea how immature Queen Celia arrives with the water Queen Celia: Neah how are you feeling?

Lady Aleria presses a kiss to the dragon snoot, before stepping back so the dragon can take off to go get food

Exile Nea sighs heavily and just slumps in his seat

Queen Neah: ....different

Druid Junior good. finally. no more dragon.

Queen Celia: Different...how?

Druid Junior less stank in the air

Queen Celia hands over the water

Exile Nea: There has to be some other way.

Witch Mana: ....no

Druid Junior I'll be your ticket in if you'll be my ticket out lol

Lady Aleria lifts her hand and pets the rabbit

Queen Neah takes the water and drinks it

Queen Neah: I... don't know

Exile Nea how can a rabbit help me break in

Druid Junior rabox*

Queen Celia he's a rat

Druid Junior as soon as I figure out how to get away from these assholes for five seconds I'll let u know

Queen Celia: Well do you feel bad?

Druid Junior and she's a dunce who failed her biology classes

Queen Celia excuse me as a queen I aced all of my studies

Queen Neah is just staring straight ahead Queen Neah: I feel great

Druid Junior suuuuure you did

Queen Celia .......She feels concerned Queen Celia: Great? Queen Celia of course I did you animal!

Witch Mana turns into a cat

Exile Nea ties his hair back with a little ribbon Exile Nea too warm

Witch Mana ​<maybe I'll just let you do your own thing>

Exile Nea: You're ​joking Exile Nea: You can't just get me into this mess then ​leave​ when it starts to go south

Witch Mana <​I'm tired and I've been around too many people>

Druid Junior probably couldn't tell the difference between a porpoise and a giraffe

Sir BEEFSALOT is looming behind right behind nea

Lady Aleria uh oh

Exile Nea oh no Exile Nea smells BEEF

Queen Neah: Yes Queen Neah: it's amazing

Exile Nea turns slowly

Sir BEEFSALOT swoops nea up

Queen Celia: .....

Exile Nea YELPS

Druid Junior oh wait, u aren't holding me? Okay

Queen Celia: You didn't eat something in the garden did you?

Lady Aleria perks at the yelp

Druid Junior leaps off the shoulder then

Exile Nea: Put me down!!!

Queen Celia goodbye nea

Sir BEEFSALOT holds her by the back of her dress

Lady Aleria dont break another leg

Sir BEEFSALOT: ​I know what you're UP TO

Druid Junior haha very funny

Witch Mana growls

Druid Junior hops toward the gate

Exile Nea: I'm not up to anything! Let me ​go!! Exile Nea: This is NO way to treat a lady!

Queen Celia is the rabox escaping?

Druid Junior yes keep screaming now he won't have to follow his nose

Lady Aleria should she follow the yells? Lady Aleria yes. follows the rabox

Sir BEEFSALOT: you're coming with me. Sir BEEFSALOT throws her over his shoulder and heads off

Druid Junior oh hey they're coming this way

Exile Nea starts pounding on his back with his fist

Sir BEEFSALOT no Sir BEEFSALOT i'm heading away from the palace

Lady Aleria: Excuse me, sir?! What are you doing?!

Druid Junior oh well SLOW DOWN

Exile Nea: I'm being HARASSED

Druid Junior CANNOT RUN THAT FAST RN Druid Junior okay maybe he can it just hurts

Exile Nea will Make A Scene

Sir BEEFSALOT looks back and sneers

Lady Aleria glares right back. you dont scare me

Druid Junior wouldn't it just be a shame if he were to. Bite the beefcake's leg

Sir BEEFSALOT: are you in on this?:

Lady Aleria: In on what?

Queen Celia Neah where do you find these fucking guards omg

Queen Neah uhhh idk

Exile Nea all i did was talk to my cat Exile Nea let a fake woman live her life

Sir BEEFSALOT turns around Sir BEEFSALOT: let me bring her to the queen.

Lady Aleria: I am the personal guard of Queen Celia, here to visit your Queen and I demand to know what is going on!

Queen Celia touches Neah's forehead

Druid Junior bites the beefcake harder

Queen Celia: Are you sure you're okay

Lady Aleria: And i hate to be frank, but the Palace is the other way

Sir BEEFSALOT: I don't take orders from you. Sir BEEFSALOT animal im covered in metal

Exile Nea FLAILS

Sir BEEFSALOT bitch did i not turn around

Exile Nea LET ME DOWN

Lady Aleria oh you did

Witch Mana is following closely behind

Lady Aleria steps aside

Druid Junior fINE he'll just growl menacingly

Sir BEEFSALOT wtf is that thing

Druid Junior oh hi cat Druid Junior bitch r u blind I'm a rabox

Lady Aleria my pet?

Exile Nea on one hand this is humiliating. on the other, at least he's taking me to the castle..?

Witch Mana meows at the rabox Witch Mana ​<nea, stop flailing your legs, you're wearing a ​dress>

Druid Junior sniffs at the cat

Exile Nea o h

Druid Junior u smell weird r u really a cat

Exile Nea stops flailing

Lady Aleria: THen to the palace. Now

Exile Nea actually flushes a little. does NOT want to be found out as a dude right now.

Sir BEEFSALOT was already on his way smh

Druid Junior: RIP Nea }

Queen Celia no don't come over here you guys are going to give the Queen a heart attack

Druid Junior good Witch Mana no i'm not

Druid Junior one less person between him and the shinies

Queen Celia shut up you rat Exile Nea: ..At least allow me the dignity of ​walking.

Druid Junior you shut up u ignoramous I'm a rabox

Queen Neah sighs happily

Sir BEEFSALOT: ​No.

Druid Junior growls at the beef

Queen Celia idgaf what you are

Lady Aleria picks up the rabox, so his leggy isnt sore no more

Queen Celia: Uh...Neah?

Sir BEEFSALOT enters the palace Sir BEEFSALOT: where is the queen

Queen Neah: yess

Queen Celia oh shit they're coming

Lady Aleria: Last I heard, her quarters

Queen Celia: You seem out of if

Exile Nea fuck Exile Nea prays that this goes well

Druid Junior welp Druid Junior goodbye exit strategy Druid Junior why ya'll gotta make this hard

Lady Aleria yep

Sir BEEFSALOT stops Sir BEEFSALOT: I cannot go into her private quarters.

Exile Nea: What a shame.

Lady Aleria: I will go and get her. Stay here.

Exile Nea nooooooooo

Queen Celia start praying Nea

Lady Aleria she then ascends the stairs and makes her way to the Queens room Lady Aleria knocks on le door

Druid Junior just flicking his tail in irritation

Exile Nea: ...Will you let me down ​now?

Queen Neah falls on his back

Queen Celia hears a knock and walks to the door Queen Celia wait Neah wtf

Sir BEEFSALOT drops her on her back

Queen Celia: Um, hold on! Queen Celia rushes to Neah

Exile Nea ​!!

Queen Celia: Are you okay?

Sir BEEFSALOT grabs her hands and arrests her

Queen Neah rolling Queen Neah: yes

Queen Celia: Neah!

Lady Aleria: My Queens?

Queen Celia: Pull yourself together!

Exile Nea: I don't understand why I'm being apprehended! Exile Nea: I haven't done anything!

Queen Celia: Aleria is that you? Come in!

Lady Aleria: My Queens, a guard has-

Druid Junior ew, you two

Queen Celia: A guard has what? I think something is wrong with Neah

Sir BEEFSALOT: Shut your mouth, gypsy.

Queen Celia ew that rat

Exile Nea scowls Exile Nea ...

Queen Neah is wiggling on the floor

Druid Junior RABOX*

Lady Aleria: A-a guard has captured someone, they wish for Queen Neah to see them.

Exile Nea howre you gonna arrest me when i got only one hand Exile Nea cuffs aint gonna work buddy

Queen Celia: Well Neah doesn't seem to be in any condition to do so-- Neah!!

Sir BEEFSALOT then u are cuffed to me

Lady Aleria put a cuff on the nub

Exile Nea nooooooo Exile Nea tugs his arm. Exile Nea: At least tell me why I'm here

Queen Celia grabs Neah's shoulders

Queen Neah: ( idk why but i fuckin laughing at the image of neah just wiggling on the floor and celia desperately calling his name

Lady Aleria: They were trying to get into the Palace

Queen Celia: ( I AM TOO FU CK

Druid Junior: SAME }

Lady Aleria: [] is neah being possessed

Queen Celia: There's too much happening right now! We need to prioritize Neah's health go find a doctor!

Queen Neah: ( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lady Aleria nods and leaves the room, leaping down the steps three at a time. hold on rabox

Queen Neah: ( haha that's funny. NEAH being the one possessed Queen Neah: ( lolllllllllllll

Queen Celia: ( LMAO CAM PLEASE

Druid Junior excuse u u do not bounce the rabox

Lady Aleria: Queen Neah is in no shape to see the prisoner at the moment. She needs a doctor- NOW

Queen Neah grabs the bed

Exile Nea blinks Exile Nea ??????? what is going on

Queen Celia: Neah can you hear me?!

Exile Nea: What's wrong with the Queen?

Sir BEEFSALOT frowns

Lady Aleria: I am not sure..

Sir BEEFSALOT: I'll fetch one immediately. Sir BEEFSALOT pulls 'anne' to her feet Sir BEEFSALOT goes in search of a doctor

Queen Neah mumbling

Exile Nea stumbles after this muscle mountain Exile Nea changed name to Gypsy Anne

Queen Celia holy shit ya majesty is losing it Queen Celia: Neah calm down what's wrong?

Sir BEEFSALOT goes to jirandai Sir BEEFSALOT: the queen requires you aid immediately, Sir BEEFSALOT: she resides in her quarters.

Queen Celia is rubbing Neah's back

Gypsy Anne: I would've been fine in the throne room, you know. I mean this kingdom no ill will

Queen Neah: i'm okayy

Gypsy Anne thats a lie but. w/e

Healer Jirandai: Of course. Healer Jirandai she's quick to hop up and rush to Neah's room

Sir BEEFSALOT now that they're gone

Queen Celia: You don't seem okay do you feel weird?

Sir BEEFSALOT pulls out the crystal ball. Sir BEEFSALOT: ​look familiar?

Queen Celia: You're acting very strange

Gypsy Anne: Hey--

Healer Jirandai: My queen, I am here..

Gypsy Anne so that's why my bag felt lighter

Queen Celia: Yes please come in and help Neah

Healer Jirandai: [] sir beefy is a ninja

Gypsy Anne: That's.. Gypsy Anne: A family heirloom.

Sir BEEFSALOT: ​It's witchcraft.

Healer Jirandai kneels beside Neah

Gypsy Anne: It's-- Gypsy Anne ohh no Gypsy Anne shakes his head and waves his nub Gypsy Anne: No-- You're mistaken

Druid Junior hops down

Queen Neah back arches and groans

Healer Jirandai: My Queen. Can you hear me?

Gypsy Anne: It's just a stone! Well, crystal, really. But that's ​all.​ Nothing magical about it

Sir BEEFSALOT: ​It showed me your plans.

Witch Mana remember when i said to keep an eye on that Druid Junior sniffs around for the beefcake and not-lady

Gypsy Anne it was in my BAG Gypsy Anne help me, rabox Gypsy Anne: I don't know what you're talking about! Gypsy Anne backs up as much as he can while shackled

Sir BEEFSALOT: you'll be burned at the stake.

Gypsy Anne: ​I'm not a witch!!

Sir BEEFSALOT yanks her over with a tug of his arm (ow)

Druid Junior oh look found them

Witch Mana scared kitty is ready to dip out

Gypsy Anne ​<MANA>

Witch Mana is backing up

Druid Junior hmmmm what to do he doesn't want to risk changing and being confirmed as a shapeshifter but

Robin Hood around somewhere, doin something

Lady Aleria: Unfortunately that is not for ​you ​ to decide, guard

Queen Celia: How is she doctor?

Sir BEEFSALOT ignores her Sir BEEFSALOT lmao, youre not important

Robin Hood to aleria

Queen Celia don't piss off my dragon tamer

Healer Jirandai: I'm not sure, she is moving too much for me to pin point what is wrong

Robin Hood do i need to steal a lady?

Druid Junior growls at the guard

Queen Celia she'll feed you to Drakon

Gypsy Anne is fully prepared to break his own hand to pull it out of this cuff

Robin Hood robin was there.. somehow?

Gypsy Anne pls dont get stepped on, weird furry thing

Sir BEEFSALOT: Maybe I'll throw you to the boys, first.

Robin Hood wait no

Queen Celia: Neah stop moving! Let the doctor help you

Robin Hood sees the knight and the girl from the window Robin Hood in her most girlish voice Robin Hood: "Oh! Sir Knight!"

Healer Jirandai: [] how much is that girl in the window?~

Robin Hood: I need you!

Gypsy Anne: || 2 much 4 u

Druid Junior rams into the guards leg and growls. Not like it does much but he's still thinking give him a moment

Druid Junior: lmfao }

Healer Jirandai: [] pfft

Healer Jirandai places her hands on Neah gently, trying to calm her Queens movements

Gypsy Anne cannot believe that his brother has abandoned him Gypsy Anne holy s h it

Queen Neah kicks

Queen Celia Neah no! Queen Celia: Oh dear

Witch Mana still here. just in the process of ditching

Robin Hood louder

Gypsy Anne youre as good as gone if youre not HELPING ME

Robin Hood: ​SIR KNIGHT

Sir BEEFSALOT: ...

Gypsy Anne is that Gypsy Anne robin?

Druid Junior knocks into the beef's leg again Druid Junior metal kinda hurts

Healer Jirandai: My Queen, please calm down

Sir BEEFSALOT kicks the rabox away

Robin Hood: There is a LADY in DISTRESS

Druid Junior that hurts more

Sir BEEFSALOT what

Queen Celia rip rabox

Sir BEEFSALOT what the fuck do i look like

Lady Aleria my pet! how dare you

Sir BEEFSALOT prince charming

Robin Hood a knight

Lady Aleria a guard?

Robin Hood unless yous a lil bitch

Gypsy Anne o shit

Lady Aleria ooooooooooo

Queen Celia: ( LMAO ROBIN

Gypsy Anne u gonna let her talk to u like that

Queen Celia dang

Sir BEEFSALOT im gonna let her stay in 'distress'

Robin Hood to the beefknight i'm a man

Sir BEEFSALOT while i deal with you

Robin Hood a small man Robin Hood a sman

Queen Celia sman Queen Celia okay

Druid Junior sman

Gypsy Anne is just gonna aggressively try and pull his hand through this cuff

Lady Aleria LOL

Robin Hood fucking swings on a rope from the window jack sparrow style

Sir BEEFSALOT grabs her by the hair

Queen Celia: Here let me help hold the queen down while you examine her

Robin Hood and into anne and the beefknight

Druid Junior why ya'll gotta come riding in how am I supposed to change with witnesses smh

Sir BEEFSALOT lol nah. left.

Robin Hood prepare for impact

Queen Celia is attempting to hold down Neah

Lady Aleria: [] -SINGS THE POTC THEME-

Druid Junior: lmfao }

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( cmon yall Sir BEEFSALOT: ( u cant make conflict EASY

Gypsy Anne: || u just like bullying nea

Robin Hood: ((robin is the size of a child Robin Hood: ((or Robin Hood: ((well

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( i like bullying every muse 4ever

Robin Hood: ((yeah

Gypsy Anne you know what there's only one thing he can do in this situation

Healer Jirandai her hands glow green. perhaps is she uses a bit of Cure, the Queen will calm

Gypsy Anne SCREAMS

Queen Celia: ( CAM NO

Druid Junior if he left rabox is chasing

Lady Aleria jumps in a frighten

Sir BEEFSALOT covers her fucking mouth wtf

Robin Hood picks up the rabox

Gypsy Anne bites his gross hand >​B(

Robin Hood: Lead the way, furry one!!

Lady Aleria runs where that scream came from

Druid Junior wtf why are you picking me up let me go u swine in tights

Sir BEEFSALOT that's it

Robin Hood point the WAY

Sir BEEFSALOT takes off the cuffs and fuckin manhandles her

Lady Aleria sprints at the guard

Druid Junior thIS IS NOT CONDUSIVE AT ALL ARE U DUMB

Lady Aleria if she sees him

Robin Hood sets the fluff down just lead the way dammit

Sir BEEFSALOT pulls a sword to her throat

Druid Junior huffs

Sir BEEFSALOT try it, aleria

Queen Celia wOAH

Druid Junior but is gonna go running for where the guard went

Lady Aleria slides to a halt

Druid Junior: that escalated quickly }

Lady Aleria: [] it did omg

Gypsy Anne well this isnt a position he ever wanted to be in

Robin Hood sneaks around to the other side

Queen Celia: ( it's getting real

Gypsy Anne stops struggling immediately

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( this is nothing compared that ONE night ('8

Robin Hood: ((lol yeah

Gypsy Anne is this what neah felt like last time i was here

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( with the fucking fall of versalice Sir BEEFSALOT: ( that was fucked up

Druid Junior: the what }

Lady Aleria could use a shout, but that lady is too close

Queen Celia: ( I missed that one right?

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( i think so

Gypsy Anne: || it was Bad

Robin Hood is on the other side of anne and beef

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( nea cut out his eye and cut off his own hand in that one

Druid Junior hmmm is it worth him risking his life just for this? Probably not

Robin Hood: ((it was a thing, that's for sure Robin Hood: Knight!

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( and then his daughter also was killed ('8

Queen Celia: ( holy shit

Druid Junior: ah }

Robin Hood draws sword

Druid Junior nah not worth it

Sir BEEFSALOT cuts her a bit

Druid Junior but y'know what

Gypsy Anne uhmmm excuse me rabox Gypsy Anne im definitely worth it

Druid Junior makes for a perfect distraction to get his shinies and go now

Queen Celia RABOX YOU SLY RAT

Lady Aleria perhaps Bend Will will work

Gypsy Anne winces and tries to lean away from the sword, even if it means leaning back into mr. beef

Robin Hood rabox i'll give you the elf jewels i snagged in you bite this guy

Druid Junior thanks not-lady you served the purpose he wanted either way :')

Queen Neah gets up

Druid Junior um he is covered in metal I won't get anywhere with biting I tried that

Queen Celia ???

Druid Junior but like

Queen Celia: Neah....?

Lady Aleria the shout makes animals, people, and even dragons do my bidding

Druid Junior thanks for the pettings and everything bye

Robin Hood his FACE

Queen Neah hobbles out the  door and down the stairs

Druid Junior um he's got a SWORD

Healer Jirandai: My Queen?

Druid Junior nah

Robin Hood also has a sword

Druid Junior no thanks

Queen Celia: Woah hey!!

Gypsy Anne: Just-- Just ​let me go

Queen Celia runs after Neah

Robin Hood holds out a crown

Druid Junior I ain't dying for anyone

Robin Hood: Knight, look what I stole~

Healer Jirandai follows behind her, lifting the front of her simple dress

Robin Hood is it kanda's? yes it is

Queen Neah is prob going to fall down the stairs Queen Neah is holding onto the wall

Healer Jirandai please dont

Queen Celia fuckfuckfuck

Druid Junior now where was that treasury again

Gypsy Anne robin after this will u give that to me

Queen Celia: Neah wait!

Robin Hood locked you lil fluff Robin Hood like hell

Sir BEEFSALOT fuck yall i got a hostage lmao

Queen Celia reaches out to grab Neah's arm

Robin Hood: Knight! Look! I'm a criminal with the king's crown!

Queen Celia this beefy bitch

Druid Junior I'll find a way :3

Witch Mana trots into the middle of this and just Witch Mana meows Witch Mana: meow

Robin Hood aww a kitty

Healer Jirandai mana wtf

Queen Celia wow

Druid Junior oh good your cat can save you while I steal the treasury

Queen Celia rabox why

Sir BEEFSALOT for some reason Sir BEEFSALOT he reallllllllllllly hates this cat

Druid Junior um why do u think

Gypsy Anne glares at the cat Gypsy Anne: ​DO SOMETHING

Druid Junior like legit I wanted to go home days ago with the shinies u assholes I don't like any of you

Healer Jirandai perks up. this little dragon landy has good hearing Healer Jirandai she can hear y'all

Gypsy Anne is yelling at a cat. too distressed to care.

Queen Celia you're right why do I ask

Robin Hood grab the floof first jirandi

Druid Junior why do u ask? Best question so far Druid Junior do not grab the floof I will bite your face off

Witch Mana licks fur

Healer Jirandai oh look a rabbit. picks the rabbit up Healer Jirandai: fun biting scales

Robin Hood ready to fite the knight

Druid Junior bITES HER FACE OFF

Queen Celia someone skin the rabox

Robin Hood neah your knights are terrible

Queen Neah hopping down the stairs Queen Neah jolly day

Gypsy Anne someone skin this beefcake

Healer Jirandai holds the rabbit thing at arms length

Queen Celia: Oh no you dont!

Robin Hood believe me i want to

Gypsy Anne im in no position to do it myself

Queen Celia anne no

Druid Junior bITES ARMS THEN

Queen Celia grabs Neah's arm Queen Celia: Neah stop!

Robin Hood commits the extreme crime of putting kanda's crown on Robin Hood dammit knight do your job

Druid Junior gdi I hate you all

Robin Hood shrugs

Gypsy Anne this is pathetic. feels pathetic.

Robin Hood: ((its a crime to put a royal's crown on if you arent royalty

Healer Jirandai: [] oooh

Sir BEEFSALOT: where is the queen

Druid Junior: okay but does the guard actually care }

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( ^^^

Healer Jirandai: On her way, I think

Queen Neah trips

Healer Jirandai: She was descending the stairs with Queen Celia

Queen Neah falls on face LOL

Robin Hood: Nah!! Robin Hood: *Neah!! Robin Hood: ((NAH

Queen Neah: ( Nah!!

Gypsy Anne STOMPS ON THE GUARDS FOOT even though its useless

Druid Junior: XD } Druid Junior just going to sit here huffing Druid Junior or hang here? However he's being held

Sir BEEFSALOT smh nea u were a knight at one point, u know that doesnt work

Robin Hood was literally dancing around wearing THE crown

Queen Celia falls as well since she was holding onto Neah Queen Celia: Ouch...! Neah! Are you okay?

Queen Neah looks up with a bloody nose Queen Neah: ​yes

Queen Celia: You are NOT okay Queen Celia begins to dab Neah's nose with her sleeve

Queen Neah: ( I THOUGHT CELIA WAS LEGIT DABBING BC OF HIS FALL IM FYUCKING CRYING

Queen Celia: ( LMAOOOO Queen Celia: ( FUCK I'M CRYING THAT MENTAL IMAGE

Healer Jirandai: [] CAM

Queen Neah: ( B Y E

Robin Hood: ((FUCKING DABBIN

Queen Neah gets up and hobbles over to the throne room Queen Neah: where's jed

Queen Celia this fucking zombie Queen Celia: Wait--what? Jed? Queen Celia: Neah wait you're acting weird somethings wrong

Healer Jirandai: My Queen!

Queen Neah: I just saw that silly one! Queen Neah looks around at all of this

Sir BEEFSALOT what

Druid Junior growls and squirms Druid Junior let me go asshole

Queen Celia: What

Healer Jirandai lifts a hand to Neah's face to heal her nose

Druid Junior tired of being manhandled damn

Robin Hood freezes

Gypsy Anne i know it doesnt work but i can TRY

Queen Neah: who is that

Queen Celia: Neah...

Robin Hood slowly takes the crown off

Sir BEEFSALOT ok but anne has a nice little body ngl

Gypsy Anne h e l p m e

Robin Hood five seconds from tackling beef

Queen Neah starts walking over to anne and the guard

Robin Hood four

Queen Neah everything is spinning

Healer Jirandai Jirandai looks at the guard with death in her silver and orange eyes

Gypsy Anne please be careful, there's a sword right by my n e ck

Robin Hood three

Queen Celia looks around because what the FUCK is going on

Queen Neah: give her to me

Queen Celia: No Neah get back here! Queen Celia follows after her

Lady Aleria: My Queen!

Queen Celia: Ah, Aleria Queen Celia: What's going on here?!

Gypsy Anne gulps

Sir BEEFSALOT: ..............

Lady Aleria: This man is not a true guard of Queen Neah Lady Aleria: He has no honor

Sir BEEFSALOT lets go of her

Lady Aleria: Earlier he suggested he give this lady to his men

Queen Celia: ......WHAT

Gypsy Anne wastes no time in stepping the hell away and rubbing at his throat

Sir BEEFSALOT you werent even here for that

Druid Junior kicks free

Queen Celia sighs heavily

Healer Jirandai drops the rabox

Robin Hood puts hand on anne's shoulder

Queen Celia: You, guard! Explain the situation to me!

Druid Junior hops over and just plops down on the not-lady's foot

Queen Neah stands above anne

Druid Junior growls at the guard

Healer Jirandai stands behind Neah

Gypsy Anne so many people Gypsy Anne this is Very different from the last time I was here

Druid Junior I am not a people I am a rabox

Gypsy Anne why is my alter ego more popular than I am

Queen Neah: ( HA

Druid Junior b/c u might be useful that why

Healer Jirandai: [] dont worry nea, ria misses you a little

Queen Neah: don't I know you

Queen Celia because your alter ego didn't sleep with the queen and anger the king

Gypsy Anne glares at the guard before looking to neah. oh. hi.

Robin Hood chicks before dicks gurl

Queen Neah well

Gypsy Anne: ..That's because I'm not even ​from​ here. I was just admiring the palace when HE arrested me

Robin Hood chicks+neah before dicks

Queen Neah: ( LOL

Robin Hood: And she wasn't breaking any laws Robin Hood unlike me Robin Hood constantly

Sir BEEFSALOT: I refuse to speak unless ordered by the king or queen.

Druid Junior hops up and puts paws on "Anne"s leggy and makes rabbitfox noises

Robin Hood do you thang neah

Lady Aleria: Celia IS a Queen.

Robin Hood awws at the rabfox

Lady Aleria growling Dragon tamer

Sir BEEFSALOT stfu aleria youre so stupid

Queen Celia: Well your queen is currently unfit to give orders so how about orders from your allied country's queen?

Gypsy Anne glances at the rabbit.. fox... thing

Druid Junior wags tail hi

Queen Celia bless you aleria

Gypsy Anne picks it up. I want fluffy comfort right now

Druid Junior yes, good. I am v fluffy

Healer Jirandai kneels by the lady-nea, her tail resting on the ground beside her

Sir BEEFSALOT: I plead the fifth.

Healer Jirandai: are you alright? do you have any injuries?

Gypsy Anne: I'm ​fine. Gypsy Anne just massively uncomfortable

Queen Celia: We're in Galaeldan not America

Queen Neah: all of you leave

Gypsy Anne pets the creature

Druid Junior chirp-purrs happy fox noises

Queen Celia looks to Neah appalled

Healer Jirandai bows to her Queen and turns to leave

Robin Hood neah wtf

Queen Neah: get out

Queen Celia: Leave?!

Robin Hood yeah i need to go hide your husbands crown

Queen Celia: Neah...whats this all about?

Gypsy Anne glad to know that neah's still missing a few screws. some things never change and that's oddly comforting.

Queen Celia: ( LMA O

Queen Neah: I SAID LEAVE

Lady Aleria picks her Queen up and leaves the room

Gypsy Anne backs up before turning to leave, casting one last glare to Beefboy

Queen Celia looks shocked but grits her teeth

Sir BEEFSALOT leaves

Queen Celia DAMN IT ALL WHAT IS NEAH'S PROBLEM

Robin Hood pulls anne away

Queen Celia: ( I love how aleria just takes the queen and leaves haha

Lady Aleria: [] aleria aint fuckin with neah lmao

Queen Celia: ( xD

Gypsy Anne breathes a sigh of relief once they're out of the room. who knew being a woman could be so stressful

Queen Neah just sits in the middle of the throne room and stares at the wall

Queen Celia she kicked us out to stare at a fuckin wall

Healer Jirandai remains outside the throne room in case she is needed

Queen Celia: Aleria you can put me down now

Lady Aleria places Celia down

Gypsy Anne: That man should be ​locked up. Gypsy Anne or hung

Lady Aleria: Apologies my Queen

Queen Celia: ...Thank you

Robin Hood: agreed Robin Hood totes stealing all his pants later mwahahaha

Gypsy Anne that bastard took my crystal ball and everything

Druid Junior just gonna keep making happy fox noises for now

Witch Mana oh wait Witch Mana i exist

Druid Junior FINALLY away from those other assholes

Gypsy Anne this weird little guy reminds me of tim. i miss tim : (

Queen Celia Anne please

Robin Hood tttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmm

Queen Neah where is rope

Lady Aleria nO

Druid Junior yES

Gypsy Anne do NOT

Druid Junior ONE LESS SHINY OBSTACLE

Queen Celia NOOOOO

Gypsy Anne RABOX HOW COULD YOU IM SCRATCHING YOUR EARS AND EVERYTHING Gypsy Anne DONT ENCOURAGE BAD THINGS

Queen Neah stands up

Druid Junior do u know what I've been through the last few days trying to get ONE shiny Druid Junior do u

Robin Hood sticks an elven diamond in the floof's face Robin Hood here's a very valuable shiny

Lady Aleria: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/anim... }

Druid Junior perks ears oh shiny

Robin Hood take it and leave

Queen Neah grabs something and leaves through a hidden exit

Druid Junior bitch I will

Queen Celia: ( LMAO SAME

Gypsy Anne sighs softly and fixes all his hair

Druid Junior grabs the shiny and hops down Druid Junior bye bitches

Gypsy Anne goodbye, weird thing

Queen Celia guys someone check on the queen

Robin Hood looks over anne Robin Hood: Do I know you from somewhere?

Healer Jirandai: My Queen..?

Gypsy Anne glances at Robin, then away Gypsy Anne: Doubtful. I never forget a face.

Robin Hood: You sure?

Queen Celia after all the trouble that rabox gave us are you really letting it escape

Gypsy Anne: Positive

Robin Hood i might have gifted you a stolen thing once

Druid Junior after all the trouble I gave YOU?

Healer Jirandai frowns a little Healer Jirandai: My Queen?

Robin Hood i gave him an elven diamond it should be enough

Queen Celia fight me you little rat

Robin Hood it was in a cave in a big mountain

Witch Mana thunderstorm starts

Druid Junior fuck ya'll, I'm prancing right out the front door and I am never, ever coming back

Queen Celia: .........

Witch Mana really loud lightning

Druid Junior you're all crAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZy

Robin Hood hope i didnt start some kind of blood feud between the elves and the dwarves but whatevs

Healer Jirandai opens the door to the throne room

Gypsy Anne is mana upset again

Healer Jirandai: me shriek

Queen Celia have fun in the storm rabox

Healer Jirandai shriek

Queen Celia: ( ME SHRIEK

Healer Jirandai: [] SH

Witch Mana: ( me shriek

Queen Celia: ( lmaoo

Healer Jirandai: [] MY LAPTOP FREEZES WHEN I TYPE

Queen Celia what was that shriek?! Queen Celia: Guys did you all hear that?

Gypsy Anne oh god, what now

Healer Jirandai frANTIC DRAGON LADY RUNS OUT

Robin Hood runs to jirandai

Witch Mana from a distance

Healer Jirandai: SHE'S GONE

Robin Hood runs INTO jirandai Robin Hood: oof-

Queen Celia: WHAT?!

Witch Mana: it's a sad day Witch Mana: but what better way to end with than death

Healer Jirandai: THE QUEEN

Robin Hood gawd mana youre so dramatic

Gypsy Anne follows the ruckus

Healer Jirandai: SHE IS GONE

Gypsy Anne: The Queen is gone?

Queen Celia: ( CAM DID YOU JUST KILL NEAH

Robin Hood immediately starts for the servants tunnels

Gypsy Anne oh fuck what's neah doing now

Robin Hood: NEAH Robin Hood: NEAH??

Witch Mana: ( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Healer Jirandai: [] cam pls no

Robin Hood: ​NEAH

Queen Celia: We have to find her! Queen Celia: Everyone search!

Robin Hood you can hear her shouting through the stones Robin Hood this birbs got some PIPES

Queen Celia starts frantically running throughout the castle

Witch Mana: she's gone.

Gypsy Anne joins the search. he knows the castle better than most, not that he's gonna let them know that Robin Hood yelling neah's name Druid Junior its just a storm nothing compared to dealing with u ppl

Queen Celia left the chat

Gypsy Anne: Your majesty!? Queen Neah!! Gypsy Anne is trying real hard not to look as concerned as he actually is

Witch Mana youre all stupid

Druid Junior excuse u Druid Junior not ALL Druid Junior there's me

Gypsy Anne do u really think we're gonna accept that he's just. gone.

Robin Hood mana fite me Robin Hood neah's my FRIEND

Witch Mana: ( hey hey hey

Lady Aleria found jed, now she'll find neah

Druid Junior I'm gonna totally accept that he's just. gone. lol Druid Junior but have fun ya'll

Lady Aleria: [] junior; lol fuq bye

Druid Junior: p much XD } Druid Junior: he's just } Druid Junior: "I got my shiny I'm good B)" }

Witch Mana: ( big time skip. 3 months later

Gypsy Anne: || jesus christ

Lady Aleria: [] omg

Gypsy Anne: || is neah still mia

Robin Hood worried to the point of literal sickness over the time skip

Witch Mana: ( hey. look, in the apoc au, we've done a YEAR time skip

Gypsy Anne: || we've done like. over that.

Lady Aleria: [] well yeah lol

Gypsy Anne: || fuq is nea still stuck masquerading as a woman

Robin Hood hasn't touched her lute in a week

Witch Mana: ( ngl probably coz otherwise he'd be kicked tf out

Robin Hood only stole an apple from the garden

Gypsy Anne: || apparently there must be at least one crossdressing nea/h in the castle at all times

Witch Mana: ( LOL Witch Mana lays on nea's lap and stares up at him

Gypsy Anne has been hanging out. the plan went to shit. where the hell is neah.

Witch Mana dead

Gypsy Anne frowns at mana. still lowkey salty about all this shit.

Druid Junior so like... if everyone is all depressed and shit then could he just... nab all the shinies now? Druid Junior shinies won't make the pain go away might as well take 'em Robin Hood touch my friend's treasury and i'll put you in the ​oven​ flurball

Lady Aleria laying on her dragon, has had the sads for a long time

Druid Junior you'd have to know I'm here to do that and I learned my lesson last time Druid Junior ultimate stealth mode Druid Junior no manhandling Druid Junior no pain Druid Junior all the gain :')

Gypsy Anne idly pets Mana

guess who joined the chat

Gypsy Anne hey rabox, wanna steal me my ball back

Witch Mana yawns

Druid Junior new phone, who dis

Healer Jirandai sad dragon lady, sitting in the garden amongst the flowers

Gypsy Anne: Do you think I've learned enough here yet...? Gypsy Anne keeps his voice hella quiet Gypsy Anne is so sick of this.

guess who comes in through the main doors :b

Witch Mana shakes head and sighs

Lady Aleria lifts her head up off her arms

Robin Hood drinking juice from a flagon

guess who goes into the throne room

Robin Hood hugging jed's doll guess who changed name to neaaaaaaaah

Gypsy Anne there is a disturbance in the force Healer Jirandai pushes herself up off the floor and returns to the throne room. sometimes she's been sitting on her knees in front of the throne

Gypsy Anne squishes mana's toe beans Gypsy Anne has honestly just been lounging in the gardens a lot. it's comforting there.

Healer Jirandai: [] toe beans~~

Witch Mana mews Witch Mana dont i have the cutest push piddles

Gypsy Anne adorable

neaaaaaaaah oh hello jirandai

Healer Jirandai squeaks

neaaaaaaaah looks like complete shit but has a certain scarred handed baby with him Healer Jirandai gasps and rushes over Healer Jirandai: My queen.. is this why you left..?

Robin Hood has jeb's doll

Healer Jirandai: [] WHAT DID I MISS

Robin Hood the most precious object in the kindgom

neaaaaaaaah: I'm not sure why I left

Healer Jirandai: Do you have an injuries that need tending to?

neaaaaaaaah probably but neaaaaaaaah shakes head

Gypsy Anne huffs and stands up Gypsy Anne brushes off his dumb dress

neaaaaaaaah 's head hangs as he smiles at jedediah

Healer Jirandai: What about the child?

neaaaaaaaah: he is alright.

Gypsy Anne time to wander around and see what the latest gossip is

Healer Jirandai bows her head respectfully

neaaaaaaaah: I'm not positive with how I'm doing

neaaaaaaaah changed name to Queen Neah

Healer Jirandai: It's alright. just take things slowly.

Witch Mana stares up at nea Witch Mana what u doin

Gypsy Anne: I'm bored of just sitting around

Witch Mana tilts head

Queen Neah yawns

Gypsy Anne: Don't give me that look Gypsy Anne: You can either come with me or do whatever it is you do when you disappear

Healer Jirandai: We must get you to your quarters so you can rest..

Gypsy Anne waves his hand dismissively

Witch Mana gets up Witch Mana is willing to follow

Queen Neah: I can't get up

Gypsy Anne walks back into the palace

Gypsy Anne but where to go

Witch Mana trots after

Healer Jirandai: Do you wish for me to carry you or get someone to carry you? i believe Aleria is just outside..

Queen Neah nods slowly

Healer Jirandai: Alright, I will go and get her

Queen Neah prob had a hurt foot and prob too weak from not eating much anyway

Healer Jirandai quickly leaves to retrieve Aleria

Lady Aleria practically sprints inside after Jirandai speaks to her

Queen Neah: hello, aleria...

Lady Aleria quiet yells of neah's name because she wasnt sure if neah wanted everyone to know she was there

Gypsy Anne why is everyone migrating to the throne room Gypsy Anne better check it out

Robin Hood sees neah Robin Hood and a BABY

Lady Aleria picks Neah up gently

Robin Hood: N-Neah?? Robin Hood: JEB?

Lady Aleria careful of the baby

Gypsy Anne did someone say?? neah?????

Robin Hood jogs over

Gypsy Anne peers into the throne room Gypsy Anne Holy Fuck

Queen Neah hugging jedediah close

Robin Hood comes close Robin Hood: i-is that? Robin Hood starts to tear up Robin Hood pulls jed's doll out of her pocket

Queen Neah: -Jed is babbling-

Gypsy Anne wanTS TO GO OVER THERE BU T. ​Anne​ doesn't know Neah

Robin Hood holds jed's doll out to him Robin Hood she's not crying youre crying

Queen Neah come over anyways Queen Neah ik the real u

Lady Aleria smiling at Neah and the baby

Gypsy Anne thatd be suspect af though Gypsy Anne i have an IMAGE

Lady Aleria just get over here

Queen Neah: Jedediah is a year old now....

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rules: we’re snooping in your playlist. put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first ten songs (including music only stuff like OSTs as well as songs) and then choose 10 victims.

Wolves Standing Towards Enemies - Camellia

Curse Of The Broken Hearted -  Papercut Massacre  

Noataa Beida (A Drop of White) -  Cairokee Ft. Abdelrahman Roshdy  

Heart Shaped Leaf - Ursine Vulpine

みぬく 〜ほとばしれ、視線 (Perceive ~ Surging Eyes)   - Capcom Sound Team  

10′s - Pantera

归 (Return) -  Word of Honor OST  

Deutschlan -  Rammstein    

恨别 (Goodbye Filled With Hatred) - The Untamed OST

El Amiis El Karoo (The Flannel Shirt) - Ramy Essam

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Get To Know Me

Why did you choose your url?

For this one it was initially Deus Ex themed, but I generally love the myth of Icarus and was surprised to see icaxrus untaken

For my previous URLS, Aimryax is a unique OC name (I use it for other stuff like carrd) and Transsoap well, Trans!Soap!

Any side-blogs? If you have them, name them and why you have them

@ incorrectcodmw: a blog founded for laughs, it’s now all dusty and I dunno what I will do it with it sdfds

How long have you been on tumblr?

Originally, since 2009-ish (7 year old unsupervised) but that blog has been deleted so this one has been made since 2017 after a tough decision of starting anew

Do you have a queue tag?

The second I start to understand the Queue system it’s all over for you

BUT if I were to have one, maybe Adam Jensen’s line “I never queued for this”

Why did you start your blog in the first place?

I was a big fan of the game Prototype and I always went through DA for content, I saw that Tumblr had some so I signed up for it and browsed in silence, I started ACTUALLY interacting around 2014 with anime stuff

*Layout at the time of this post

Why did you choose you icon/pfp?

Zhou ZiShu!! I loved all the scenes where his qi was messing up and he was adjusting it so I made one, also mandatory flower symbolism

Why did you choose you header?

To match with the flower symbols, I chose this scene where Zhou ZiShu was painting the flowers, I just think it looks neat!

What’s your post with the most notes?

WenZhou mouthed confession in Episode 36, my first post to pass 1k!

How many people do you follow?

267 and very happy to say they are all great!

Have you ever made a shitpost?

GOD I wish I had the courage to start doing these, maybe one day

How often do you use tumblr?

A constant state of disappearing for a good while and then returning with full force

Did you have a fight/argument with a blog once? who won?

Not directly? I’m not the type to start stuff nor engage but one time I saw a blog send NSFW prompts to a minor, I alerted them of that in case they didn’t notice in private, they reacted with hostility so I just blocked

How do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this post’?

Depends, sometimes it genuine awareness things, sometimes it’s just an attempt at clout

Do you like tag games?

Very much!

Do you like ask games?

Absolutely! I still anon my mutuals though cause anxiety sdfsdfsd

Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

I don’t really believe in the term “tumblr famous” so I’ll go with “well known in circles for their creations/really good content!”

@yennefre @evakant @frankwoods @leonzhng​

Do you have a crush on a mutual?

@cosunter Darling (derogatory)

Phone Photo Meme Game

rules: choose one picture from ur camera roll without downloading to sum up your personality and then tag 5 ppl

At any given moment in my College’s GC

But you know, also this

Tagging!! Whoever feels comfortable doing!!

@cosunter @dreamfall @ava-du-mortain @evakant @lucisscaelum @suhaylahs @mothmarc and anyone who would like to do this!