#i get a nice warm shower

[knottywolfgirlcock]

some nights after doing dishes at work, i feel less like a person that needs to go home and shower, and more like a dog that needs to be hosed off in the backyard

[a-most-beloved-fool]

I do think it would be very funny if, instead of sonic showers, vulcans cleaned themselves via sandblasting. every starship shower has two modes: "water" and "get pelted with rocks," and woe betide poor ensign who doesn't notice that someone changed the settings in their shared bathroom.

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

i just took a shower and now i cant stop thinking about moth boy loving showers

like, poor boy got so upset when he realised he was too big to join you in he bath like he's seen ajax doing from the back of his mind, so he's ecstatic when he finds out your shower is just big enough for the both of you!

he'd definitely love the feeling of the warm water running down his hair and wings, i headcanon that he's designed to spend long periods of time underwater due to ajax's hydro vision so the feeling of water rushing over him is a familiar feeling that he relishes in when it's not happening during battle until he gets shampoo in his eye

big moth man purring while getting his floof dried with the warm hair dryer aadhgfh my heart <3333

(he would also probably try to decipher the "ruins and symbols" that you make with your stray hairs on the shower wall)

dearest lord of moth, please take my thoughts and make something of them (if you have the time lol) 🙏

*furiously takes notes* yes yes please continue

listen listen LISTEN. when Foul Legacy is in the shower and he feels the water raining down and running over him, he does a happy little wing flutter with a delighted chirp, shaking himself so his wings don't become too waterlogged. he loooooves watching you wash your hair too, all the suds and tiny bubbles the shampoo makes look so fluffy, and if he's feeling brave he'll try to scritch your scalp with his claws to help you out. genuinely, Legacy would stay sitting in the shower for hours if it didn't rack up your water bill, but after a while he'll reluctantly get out because he remembers that hot water costs money with his vague knowledge of how Childe deals with expenses and bills- not before turning off the shower and shaking any excess water off, of course

you're always waiting for him with the hairdryer in hand, gesturing for him to sit in front of you with a soft laugh. you gently pat his shoulder when you turn on the hairdryer- neither of you like the loud sound it makes- feeling him stiffen before relaxing as the warm air begins seeping into his bones. his hair and fluff are always especially poofy and soft after being dried, and Legacy just melts more and more the longer you work, on the verge of falling over once you turn the hairdryer off. he lets out small, drowsy chitters when you brush his fur and hair, making sure there aren't any mats or tangles and also that your fluffy Abyss monster doesn't dissolve into a pile of goo while you're at it. only when he's perfectly dry do you nudge his shoulder again, watching him make a beeline for the bed and promptly flop onto the covers, looking at you pleadingly to join him. he's very warm and toasty right now, so he won't need any covers- just you as his pillow, nuzzling against your stomach with a sleepy purr as you stroke his hair to help him fall asleep

[bizlybebo]

the world is cruel and uncaring to us all (<guy who has to shower)

[ipcearn]

Welp, freezing cold shower survived, time to warm up again

Gonna make myself a big pot of tea, keep my hot water bottle hot and bundle myself into blankets until all my limbs feel warm again and the head stops aching from the cold water

And then bother my dad into calling to have the hot water boiler fixed again once he gets up

[pinkyjulien]

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[regular-lord-reckoner]

y'all, I think it might be snowing

[woundworship]

dont think ill ever understand the people that can shower daily and just dont. like theyre not homeless they have water they dont have a chronic illness theyre not mentally ill or bedridden and they CHOOSE not to????? not even in a 'ewww gross' way just. my god. how can you stand it. i just took my third shower of the day bc it is that fucking hot i cant even imagine going a full 24 hours without showering and not wanting to rip my skin off in ribbons. i simply cant LET ME INTO THE FUCKING BATHROOM!!!!! anyway. id like to understand it

[styxbugg]

Don’t trust your thoughts after you get out a shower into a cold room. Wtf is going on up there

[amrv-5]

BUREAUCRATIC NONSENSE!!!!!!

[spaghett-onaplate]

I lay down for a nap at 7pm and accidentally slept 16 hours... Been awake for several hours now but I feel soso heavy each movement is weighed down

[astronomical-bagel]

you ever see a video of a cat playing in the sunshine on some warm concrete and get so jealous that you start crying?

[fivefeetfangirl]

convention money is crazy. i wish i could make that kind of cash just from taking pics with people and signing my name on shit. lord what misha and jensen made in two days would feed and house me for a decade easy. madness. i bet they got free food all weekend too. fuck my entire life aint worth $250k. i could literally sell everything i own, a kidney and my ass to a dozen dudes and still be 90% short of what misha and jensen made this past weekend.

you and me nonny, you and me 😔

personally im good. i dont need their money. i'll wear my wool sweater and wool socks and keep warm etc etc but it just feels so unrealistic sometimes. like they really do be living such a completely different life than most of their fans. thinking about con prices and such really is crazy. im not gonna come on here and say they should do this and this with their money but i do hope they do feel some resposibility to do something useful with it

[milo-is-rambling]

Me when my mom spent all this money on a hotel room with a big bed and im temped to sleep on the little couch that isn’t long enough for me

[zillyblog]

what are you guys doing to fuck your hair up at night

ok night showerers here's my question: you get your hair all nice and clean. you wake up. it's tussed it's fucked. then what? you wet it again?

[holographicbutch]

In such a good mood rn despite the shit day I had at work (which I was also in a weirdly good mood for?)