#i fucking love lower decks

[datasoong101]

I don't normally post about Lower Decks

BUT OH MY GOD PURPLE DATA I AM MORE THAN OBSESSED HOLY SHIT I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL!!!!!

He wanted to go back home to see Geordi (whom i can only assume is purpler too) that's so cute Jesus I screeched with delight.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS THE MOST TNG REMINISCENT DATA CONTENT WE'VE SEEN SINCE TNG??? The movies are paced differently and he's got the chip, same with Picard. But here? Here we have pre-emotion chip Data hanging out on a table for 10 months being adorable getting into shenanigans. BUT ITS LOWER DECKS SO HE'S EVER SO SLIGHTLY SILLIER!!!

And I have to mention how much of a delight it was to see everyone interact with Data. So goddamn incredible. Everyone loves Data.

[atlix2]

my irls have got me watching a lot of star trek lower decks recently. this is my takeaway

[that1overthere]

Did someone ask for some science girls??? From my crossover

(If you have any ideas for this crossover pls tell me!!!!)

[maluron]

Julian Bashir likes Women and Yet is Not Straight; a manifesto.

aka: queerphobes fuck off.

gasp oh no not me vagueblogging about someone who pissed me off like a tired old petty fangull

but @snowflake_challenge suggested we wrote a manifesto; In your own space, write a promo, manifesto or primer for a beloved character, relationship or fandom.

so.

In the aftermath of December 12th. Reveling in canon Garashir. Making a couple celebrating shitposts that gain traction. And I get one stupid comment

"i wish bashir still liked women [sadface emoji]" 1) wow rude—ever heard of the fandom rule «don’t harsh my squee»? make your own post if you want to complain don’t spam mine; 2) bitch he does what are you yapping about??

So yeah here’s my manifesto. Julian Bashir Does indeed like Women (among other) and Yet is Not Straight.

His hologram ending married to a man does not invalidate that the template was a huge bisexual xenophile slut (affectionate) who liked women and at least one man and possibly others and fondling their feet (entirely canon) and possibly getting his ass smacked (personal fanon) (note: having a kink has not influence whatsoever on sexual orientation but pointing this out is likely to piss off heterosexist bigots, so)

I posit that Bashir’s attraction to Jadzia while very real was stemming out of Doylist comp-het [insert siddig "spark" interview https://www.tumblr.com/beechicory/772072920481742848] and was also in the Watsonian way not very gender-traditional. She’s a beautiful statuesque young woman who exsudes Gender Energy, she’s got several lifetimes of experience as both men and women, she can bodily pick him up and toss him and that’s what attracts him: no despite, because. If they’d been to fuck she would peg him and smack his bottom. [insert "not straight" siddig interview https://www.tumblr.com/nimue44/773490608390176768]

[insert robinson "i want to fuck him" interview https://www.tumblr.com/pajamasecrets/718997301079719936] The actors themselves have said time and again that Garak and Bashir had so much more chemistry together than any other pairing involving either. I’m not going to epilogue on that: there must be already so many garashir manifestos out there. It’s fact.

I’m personnally not a fan of Bashir’s relationship with Leeta; I’ll file it under comp-het again but I admit his feelings were real and won’t invalidate them.

(I can’t argue about Ezri and how it’s unhealthy because at this point I only have second-hand knowledge.)

What I���m saying is

this twink Cannot Sit Straight and exsudes Disaster Bi vibes; also neurodivergent vibes and that’s canon too but subject of another manifesto. (I’m not saying that looking like a twink makes you gay—but acting a certain way gives you higher odds of being Not Straight)

Also Star Trek is in The Future where people should be so very chill about identity and orientation—fuck Berman forever (I still need a link to that «in the 90ties everyone had to be straight» post please, can someone point me to it?) and every character should be assumed bi until proven otherwise. And Bashir has proven to love at least several women and one man! (again I’m not saying either Everyone Is Bi, period; lots of characters can still be attracted to only one gender and/or sex but a lack of shown attraction to the other is not the same as proof of absence—unless they explicitely state one strong preference)

Now the LWD Bashir married to Garak is a hologram. They could have forfeit programming any attraction in it and made him aro-ace but they didn’t. It’s only logical to assume they made him as bi/pan as his template. The hologram marrying One (1) Cardassian man does not make Bashir Just Gay And Not Attracted To Any Woman. It makes him attracted to at least one man and Prophets know how many other people or any and every and no gender before and/or on the side.

Regarding how the LWD alternates make Garashir canon I’m choosing the "soulmates" for lack of a better word, interpretation—it’s not that they were fated to be together but that in the Prime universe they could have been, they would have been, they shoud have been but circumstances conspired against them, and in another universe given the chance they totally do. [insert perfect choice post here https://www.tumblr.com/believethestars/770420215813177344] [insert Mac interview https://www.tumblr.com/wanderingwriter87/771121857095172096]

And now if you’re really a homophobic shit or if you just happen to have a different ship ie Bashir joins the O’Brien Polycule while Garak marries Parmak or whatever yes there are alternate universe versions yes one is a hologram so maybe not a perfect copy so you can still interpret original Prime Bashir however you want and blame the hologram’s actions on a fancy grown-beyond-their-programming accident.

But bemoaning that Woke made your fav character Not Het is not a good look. Queerphobia is never a good look. Doing so in an untrue fashion looks stupid and this one was stupidly biphobic. You’re allowed to not like a canon development but think long and hard about why exactly you don’t like it before you come spouting bigoted shit especially on someone else’s post.

Ok that manifesto was mainly just an excuse to collect Doctor Twink pictures because I love him. And his stupid lizard husband (affectionate). https://www.tumblr.com/see: smileyobrien/769842115232563200 https://www.tumblr.com/dreamerdrop/773084827961491456 They’re in love and I love them, Your Honor. Thank you for your attention.

(and queerphobia on my posts will still get you blocked)

[peachviz]

Fuck it, a man can change

I guess I’m down with T’Pol x Trip

[timelord-of-the-moon]

okay what the fuck paramount plus? not only is there still not a mention or statement about prodigy season 2, their star trek day celebration that was supposed to heavily focus on animation did not even mention prodigy, and they list all of the treks at the end... but not prodigy. Basically trying to erase it from existence?

they gave up on it after one season, did it just fail that badly? they didn't even give it time to find it's audience... so disappointing

[rkirsch]

i’m so stressed out i need to draw brad beinf fucking spitroasted by william and. Other Brad

[thequibblingking13]

The modern gaming industry pisses me off so bad.

[thisshrimpisfryingrice]

I’ve never seen a fandom post more fruity men than Star Trek, I feel like cheese in a fruit salad with my spaceship shenanigans.

[tuttle-did-it]

The ineffable, unbelievably talented John De Lancie is interviewed on 7th Rule.

Apparently they intended for him to come back 5-6 times a year, but I think they were right to limit the role and keep the mystique for the character.

[smileyobrien]

GOOD MORNING

[smol-blue-bird]

Getting into Star Trek because I think it would be good for me, should I start with DS9 or TOS?

Honestly, I’d recommend starting with either TOS or TNG!

I love, love, love TOS, but it’s very much a product of its time, so you kind of have to go in prepared for hokey special effects and weird 60s morals (which isn’t to say it wasn’t progressive for its time—it very much was—but still. It was made 50+ years ago.) If you like old TV like The Twilight Zone, you’d probably like TOS a lot, but it’s not necessarily super representative of Star Trek in its entirety. But it is iconic for a reason, so I definitely recommend watching it at some point even if it’s not the first thing you see!

TNG is a little more modern (but still a product of the late 80s/early 90s, lol), and a lot of people view it as the definitive Star Trek show—it introduced loads of concepts and characters that are now considered staples of the franchise, and it references TOS sometimes, but it’s a good intro to Star Trek on its own. Its first season is kinda shaky (mostly because it used a lot of old scripts meant for TOS, and some of them didn’t fit the new characters/setting all that well), but it gets really, really good by like, season 3 at the latest, so you just kinda have to give it time. Both TNG and TOS have the classic, episodic, optimistic-space-exploration Star Trek vibes that I adore, so imo, you can’t you wrong starting with either of them. (Also, Strange New Worlds—the newest show, set a little before TOS in the timeline—is very similar in tone to them both, so if you like either TOS/TNG, you’d probably enjoy that one, too.)

Oh, and!! DS9 is fantastic, but I actually wouldn’t recommend starting it until you’ve seen TNG. It’s not a sequel to TNG or anything, but it does reference some characters and storylines from TNG, so it might be kind of confusing to watch without that context. And a huge part of its appeal is the way it deconstructs existing Star Trek concepts, so you kind of have to know those concepts before you can really appreciate their deconstruction, you know? Idk if that makes any sense, but anyway! My recommended viewing order would be TOS/TNG, then DS9, and SNW at some point if you like the episodic space exploration stuff and you want a 2024 version of that.

[madamairlock]

“Their references are weirdly specific.”

[that1overthere]

Cant stop drawing her....... I LOVE MY OLD WOMAN CARDASSIAN SINGER SHES MY EVERYTHING

[funky-little-archivist]

This couldn’t be left in the notes

I think it's silly that the star trek future is still so same-with-same when it comes to alien species. I think a Klingon vessel should comm the enterprise and a random Human ensign should go "Oh my god wait are you from the House of Ragh-Tul? No way! That's my cousin's house!" because they recognize the dialect. Like, we're all neighbors in the universe. That Vulcan is your primary school teacher's daughter. You're an Andorian but you have a Betazoid name because your dad thought it sounded pretty. This random alien knows how to make kimchi without ever having seen a Human because the recipe was part of a trade made decades ago. C'mon man, love thy neighbor with your whole heart!

[gwendolinechristie]

on a personal mission to create the cutest rin and seri deck in magic: the gathering history starting with this