#i fucking love croissants
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artwork credit: "Croissant au Beurre" by Julian Merrow-Smith
pairing: Dave York x f!reader
wordcount: ~960
summary: wine drunk and with fresh croissants from the bakery you're having French breakfast and sex with Dave
warnings: smut! reader is able bodied, no y/n, established relationship, pussy pronouns, French pet names (mon coeur=my heart, bĂŠbĂŠ=baby), food is involved but only inserted into the mouth, so kinda foodplay-ish, unprotected p in v, implied creampie (ĂŠclair, hehe), implied cum eating, wine drunk Dave dirty talking in pastry is a warning on its own, dm me if I missed any
a/n: I'm in France rn and eat my bodyweight in croissants. This stuff makes horny. Thanks @guiltyasdave for beta reading again. Sending croissants and baguettes your way đ
divider: @saradika-graphics
Flaky. Smooth. Rich. Decadent. You rip off a piece of the croissant, put it onto your tongue and it melts.
âIs it that good?â Dave asks from beneath you, words slurred from the night at the beach and the two bottles of red.
âSo good,â you hum, slowly reaching for the glass with homemade strawberry jam and twisting it open. âGetting croissants straight out of the oven before the bakery even opens? Best idea you ever had, Dave.â
His hands find your waist, then your hips and he adjusts you to his liking. The way you mold in his hands, like the sand you both dug your toes in all night. But you're warmer. Wetter.
âGimme some,â he orders and you can't decide what exactly he wants some of. You place the glass with jam on his naked chest and dip one tip of the pastry into the smooth strawberry spread.
âOpen wide for me, handsome,â you giggle as you repeat what he says to you so often.
His lips, stained from the wine, part, his tongue peeks out and his fingers dig into your skin when all you do is drag the croissant over his tongue and not let him have a bite.
He jerks his hips, letting you feel how hard he has already gotten for you just from you sitting on him.
âLet me have it.â Dave frowns and holds you in place while he grinds up against you, his cock trapped between your bodies.
You whimper each time his movements drag over your clit and you give in. The tip of the croissant, coated in the strawberry goodness slides into Dave's mouth and it melts on his tongue.
Nothing ever tasted better than this, he thinks, dipping his tip into your smooth sweetness.
âGimme some,â you say, your mind hazy from the wine and the laughter tonight and from the need to feel filled with decadent, rich deliciousness.
He takes the croissant out of your fingers, dips it into the jam and holds it up to your face.
âSpread your lips, mon coeur.â
Your wine stained lips open for him and when the flaky dough slips into your mouth, his cock slips between your folds and into your heat. And you melt.
âIs it that good?â Dave's words are slurred from the wine and your whines, from the smooth and tight heat he slowly dips into and slides out again. In and out, each time a little deeper.
âSo good,â you hum and lick the crumbs from your lips. Strawberry sweet, buttery, salty like the sea air. âSo⌠so fucking good, Dave.â
You try to sink down fully, you need him whole, the tingling liquid feeling in your guts demands that you are stretched around him. But Dave won't let you.
âLet me have it,â you breathe softly with pleading eyes.
Dave drags the croissant along your lips, enjoying the way you mindlessly open your mouth for him.
âManners, mon coeur,â he hums and his restraints slowly crumble like the pastry in his fingers.
âPlease. Sâil te plaĂŽt, Monsieur,â you whisper, your red wine colored tongue licking at the golden flakes.
âThat's it.â His hips snap up, one solid harsh thrust filling you, knocking a moan out of your lungs and the jam off his chest. He doesn't care, he knows you'll be licking his skin clean, tipsy and hungry for him.
âWake them up. Let them hear your⌠pretty⌠filthy⌠sounds.â Each word accentuated with a hard thrust, each thrust making you moan out loud and lewd.
You cunt clenches, now that she has what she wants and Dave grunts. He gathers jam with his thumb, rips off another piece of croissant and fills your mouth as well.
âFrench breakfast, mon coeur. Eat up.â
You do, suckling on his thumb, swallowing the dough, the sweetness, the tang off his skin, your tongue enveloping his finger, your pussy his cock.
Your mind is filled with Dave, your mouth is filled with Dave, your cunt is filled with Dave, your heart is filledâ
âAre you good for me, a good girl? Let me fill you up?â
You nod your head in the rhythm in which he fucks up into you, moaning around his thumb, pulsing at the thought of Dave dripping out of you and into the French linen.
âEver heard of an ĂŠclair?â He asks and leans up, his one hand cupping your ass and holding you up for him to keep pumping in and out of you. His rhythm changes from fluid to stuttering and he licks some golden flakes off your salty skin, nipping at your squished tit.
âAnother pastry. Filled. Filled to the brim, mon coeur. Fucking love eating the filling out of them.â
His red wine mouth leaves a stain on your chest, somewhere over your heart, you think.
âĂclair?â He uses too many words, your mind is too hazy, all you know is his name and the heat melting your core. All you see is his sun kissed skin and his eyes. All you hear is his breathing and the squelching.
âWill turn you into my own little ĂŠclair. Eat the filling out of you, bĂŠbĂŠ,â he huffs with a wine heavy mind and strawberry-sticky skin. You look so beautiful, so utterly fucked and sated and you didn't even come for him yet. He'll make you come, with his face buried in your sweet pussy.
He grips your chin, his hips stuttering against you. You feel him grow harder, throbbing, ready. âSay it.â
âFill me. Fill me up, please,â you whimper and watch amazed how his face contorts and his eyes roll back as he fills you with his salty sweetness, his smooth, decadent cum, you watch him as he melts into you.
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s1 jonmartin is one of the funniest things to me
#is this the kinda thing you post on tumblr?#still havent figured this site out#the magnus archives#tma#jonmartin#mixed messages#i love that song btw#just tom cardy in general <3#hc that martin has acne from that second puberty tboy swagâ˘#and yet again my jon w/ anisocoria hc#i love adding too many tags#im always afraid the caption will be too clustered but with the tags fuck it we ball#my art btw#tma fanart#ok. croissant emoji. fuck you.
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i put them in the lobby and they immediately did this. gay ass time travelers. are you trying to kiss her. what r u doing.
#cookie run#cookie run ovenbreak#time balance department#timekeeper cookie#croissant cookie#âď¸the beast rambles#croisstime#timecroi#timecroissant#croissantimekeeper#just tag everything idgaf#mirrorship#selfcest#I LOVE THEM SO MUCJ ITS SO FUCKING UNREAL#DNI if youâre proship#SELFCEST IS NOT INHERENTLY PROSHIP
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#vriska#kanaya#hs#@#croissants#vris just finished hers and she's already snacking on kanaya's#aahh they fucking LOVE boba teas;;#a nice walk out? let's go for strawberry boba teas; groceries?? let's go for strawberry boba teas#what time is it?? 10am?? i have no self-control let's go for boba teas#also hagane miku shirt because yes
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SOBBING
WEEEEEEHHHHHHHEHEHHHHHHHHHH CROISSANTâS FRIENDS LOVE HER SO MUCH AND SHE CANT HANG OUT WITH THEM CUZ SHEâS BUSYYYYYYYYYY.
SHE HASNâT BEEN SHOWING UP TO THEIR MEET UUUUUUPS đđđđđđ
#Meow.#she fucking loves Sandwichâs sandwiches T-T#She works so hard and always forgets to eat that is if she even gets the chance to so she has a big appetite and and#Is this taking place at the same time as the last update?#Is Croissant in fucking SPACE while her friends are chilling in a sauna eating her favorite food..?#ooooouuuuugghhhhh im ill#She needs a day off someone needs to force her to rest#not doing redstone whatever in minecraft#Croissant just needs a day or two of turning off her brain and having a full tummy#I would kill and murder real life people to give that to her#Crob spoilers#Cookie run spoilers#Croissant cookie
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vicariously playing xadia by reading your updates/quips from the game since my phone is incompatibly ancient like: đđ sunfire forge you say? Yeah what's happening there lol
I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL
Like given all the weirdness with implied Sunfire elf history with Sol Regem and such like... yeah, the place is full of dragon statues! Why was it abandoned? Because they got the Sunforge, instead? Or because there was some kind of massive cultural break/shift from Sol Regem as god-king to a self-determining monarchy of elves?
Also, whenst the FUCK did this happen? It's "ancient" but we really still have no basis for comparison on like... is 1,000 years ago actually ancient, for elves? 10,000 years? Mervyn mentions that "the same primal magic that led the ancient elves to build Blacksteel Sanctum here has attracted the crawlers (bug enemies)" which... I'm sorry, WHAT? THE WHAT NOW?
But yeah the Border is my absolute fave region. The Far Reaches are... tolerable. Then the Moonshadow Forest is a fucking dump infested with Yoshitaka Amano-knockoff goths.
#i do grudgingly appreciate that they named the as-yet-unseen moonshadow region big blood magic boss sang'vyr#it's a shitty name but at least it fits in a loose pattern with kim'dael#also it is hilarious to me that apparently moonshadow elves like... fucking LOVE croissants#like... of course they do#of course#xadia game#sunfire elves
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my attraction to my f/os is so funny like my type is usually âwomen (or enbies) who could kill meâ and like yeah sure timekeeper definitely fits that. she erased an entire person from the timeline just to prove a point to gingerbrave and croissant once. even if she was up against a human she 100% would completely win.
but croissant?? that woman has done nothing wrong ever in her life. whenever she sees trash on the street she picks it up and carries it with her until the next garbage can and then throws it away.
#đĽcroissy#đ°ď¸timey#f/o community#fictoromantic#romantic f/o#f/o#f/os#fictional other#ficto community#selfship#selfshipping#fictorose#Fictolove#fictosexual#fictopoly#croissant is so nice#how did she become timekeeper#timekeeper is so fascinating to me because like#holy shit#my girlfriend is very fucked up#I love her#I love my fucked up gf#and I love my not fucked up gf
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I hate you diet culture I hate you recipe blogs that harpďżź on dieting I hate you diet ads that come after viewing recipe blogs I hate you diet discussion in recipe blog stories I h
#txt#post made bc the recipe I'm looking at rn had ''these are not diet croissants. the recipe came from a diet book but#they are not diet croissants. they are for the woman who has been good all week#and looks forward to her weekly reward of a croissant on a Sunday morning''#I am making croissants bc I love them and my husband was excited when I suggested croissants for Duhnjen Mehshee Thursday#(spelled like that to avoid it Leaking into any tags)#I don't fucking diet and frankly I'm more than happy that I finally gained weight#Diet culture fucking sucks and is hell#i love food I lov ebaking I love eating it's good and it makes me happy#implode forever food is not a reward
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i just know Sasha would go crazy in a costco
#ewbie.txt#shes fucking up those costco croissants#sorry i think abt her doing mundane shopping (to us) but shes literally having so much fun and love it...#shes showing rhys what she got like its a fashion show
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where the fuck are the sun worshippers on this website. need to be around my own kind for a change and not y'all winterwhores
#(XD)#but fr i need my support system#anyway i was LIVIN for that 108F heat index this afternoon hoo yeah baby#bake me like a FUCKING CROISSANT my love#the only reason i wasn't outside for like 5 hours straight is bc i wanted to look at words and images on the ol tumglr#and my laptop would have melted in five minutes' time lmfao#my phone was completely oblivious to the temperature though. phones are weird
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I looked at my dads phone today bc Iâm nosy and he was texting a guy abt fobbie tickets and he started it with âmy daughter is the biggest fallout boy fan in the world !!!!!â Like Iâm literally going to cry Iâm so glad me and my dad love each other again :-(
#I was deleting pictures on my google photos and I found old texts he sent me from when I wasnât talking to him and like#I literally had to just put my phone down for a little bit why was I so fucking awful#and we went tk the store and he kept telling me to pick out snacks I could bring to work :-(#and then when we got home kept being like why donât you make blah blah and I was like okay fine#and then he sat down and ate his little soup while I made my little croissant sandwich :-(#and went uostairs when I did :-(#I want everyone else to just explode and die and leave itâs not fair#and like 3 of my coworkers arenât going to be at school tomorrow LOL so itâs going to be another donât let anyone in or out of the classroom#BUT THATS FUN TO /ME/#anyway I canât wait until March I love my dad I love Lydia and I heart peterick amen#I Heart Personal diary posting#AND Iâm gonna go see my buddy at FYE tomorrow I miss him#okay bye
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u really just gonna violate the cwassant like that.... nefarious behavior
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there's a bakery in my town that supplies all the taquerias with bread rolls but they also make these HUGE fluffy perfectly buttery croissants and croissants with mini chocolate chips and ugh. i also love having the bread rolls with condensed milk and hot water it's so good. standing in their doorway watching the racks of cooling rolls inhaling the freshly baked bread smell aaaaaaaa i love them
#they make these three things and they make them REALLY WELL#only downside is i gotta wake up fucking early or else the chocolate croissants get sold out#fuji chats#love chat to this bakery specifically#especially since they haven't raised their prices ridiculously
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I love red but it is the most temperamental little colour on this earth. A nudge one way and it's pink, a nudge another way and it's orange! Not to mention when there are different screens involved so it looks different all the time, and then people's own sensitivity to the colour...
in this essay, I willâ
#I'm speaking as a digital artist#love it but it's a little shit#croissant says stuff#I also have a personal beef with 'light red' as in: it doesn't fucking exist#it becomes pink or orange I'm sorry to say#you might mean more saturated red (higher chroma) but that's limited as HELL#because again: red is a little shit!!!!!#(affectionate)
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WE ARE SO BACK TBD COMMUNITYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
#meow.#EHSGAGWISHSHSGEU#THTJE COSTIUUUUUUUMES#COFFEE CANDYYYYYYY QWQ SO PROUD OF YOU BBY#YAY CROISSANT GETS TO FUCKING CHILL!!!!! TO RELAX AND PLAY!!!!! YIPPEE YIPPEEE YIPPEEEEEE!!!!!!!#SO CUTE I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3#Like she would of course she would wear a hawaiian shirt of course she would!!!!#And swim trunks!!!!#ough shes so OUGH Shes so AUUUOOOAUUAGHHHHHH
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Fun things you can do when staying in a hotel:
⢠shot the hotel milk capsules
⢠buy an entire birthday cake and eat it (not in slices, that ruins the fun)
⢠Eat tucked in bed (if you had strict parents growing up. This is revolutionary trust)
⢠stay up until 5am
⢠take LONG showers because that bill is NOT yours âĄ
⢠long skin care routines in a hotel bathroom hits different
⢠Go to a Tescos Extra... or any massive supermarket, buy some food, squirrel it back at the hotel room, and have a picnic
⢠idk. Just be feral.
#i bought some croissants and some nutella this time. because that's cheaper and more fun than buying breakfast at the hotel#i don't like hot food in the morning unless it's like hot pastries. but anyways.#so what's the point of paying ÂŁ15+ for breakfast when all i have is 5 small pastries and apple juice because they never have iced coffee??#i paid ÂŁ3 for some protein yoghurt. a pack of 4 butter croissants and a pot of Nutella. it's so cheap here honestly#i thought the strawberry pouch was like... compote. but it was just. yoghurt. and that hurt a lot.#this is why you read the packaging guys#who the fuck puts yoghurt in a pouch. only compote goes in a pouch. stupid.#i love Glastonbury. can you tell.#like this has made me so happy. the bed is so comfy#fuck bristol. love Glastonbury#i just bought 5 suit trousers for ÂŁ85. yk how cheap that is?!#and they're like... proper price ÂŁ80 EACH. got to love Next Clearance outlet. one pair was literally ÂŁ5#this time they had a good amount of my waist size#which slays because they only seem to sell 30â and above for suit trousers most places#BUT THEY EVEN DID 26â AND I WAS SO HAPPY#mENS SUIT TROUSERS IN 26â FINALLY GUYS FINALLY
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