#i fucking hate teslas

[tytopls]

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[marsharpy]

What do I call myself between two teslas? A bomb sandwich

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

do you have autism? genuine question! what’s your favorite and least favorite car btw?

i absolutely do have autism lmao

i just answered favorite but for least favorite i am a tesla hater for SURE. hate everything they embody. they’re barely cars to me, they’re symbols of capitalist greed and laziness. poorly built, terribly implemented tech, dangerous to everyone around them, and exist purely to fuel the ego of one billionaire manchild who bought his way into the automotive space.

he didn’t even start tesla, he bought it out. used to be a couple guys building essentially kit cars. the first gen tesla roadster is the only tesla i can respect because it was before musk got his hands on the name

[sergle]

I love to hear what people say about Youtube Drama* but it's SO tacky when it gets so offbase that the posts people make start to be about completely off topic infighting within the Watcher fanbase

[noise-misato-boy-destroyer]

San Francisco should be wiped off the map and all faggot activities moved across the bay to Oakland where its literally nicer to be.

[espritradieux]

I miss HI3 so fucking bad right now

[sophiegoose]

Just saw someone on insta compare B-127/Badassatron's altmode in Transformers ONE to a Cybertruck and all I've got to say to that is I fucking dare them to compare that sweet little lad to anything Tesla-related again, I DARE them 🔪

[i-am-trans-gwender]

If Elon Musk gets ran over by a self driving Tesla, assume I got my hands on a Death Note.

[evelynnocto]

Elon musk is an absolute disgrace.

putting all the facts about Elon being a piece of shit person BECAUSE HE IS ALSO A TRANSPHOBIC RACIST ASSHOLE

He makes shitty cars and stupid decisions and DARES use the name of Nikolai Tesla to sell his mediocre products? That is a disgrace to everything Tesla stood for. Over Tesla's life, he has been stolen from, put down, and used to sell bad products, as well as having his work plagiarized by rich assholes who want more money.

Elon musk is the exact thing Nikolai Tesla would want to destroy. If you are gonna use the name of Tesla, you gotta make good, high quality tech, revolutionary innovations, and something that would make styropyro shed tears of happiness.

[captainadwen]

not gonna lie i am disappointed that the trailer music from the wild robot wasn't in the actual movie

[ficklesprite]

YET AGAIN I AM BEING PLAGUED BY THE TESLA CYBER TRUCK.

This time was somehow so much freakier than last time I saw one.

I was peacefully driving through town at night as one does, when it happened. I approached an intersection expecting the usual nighttime drivers of the token prius or Ford fiesta, but what I got was so much worse.

Sitting at that fateful intersection was the most horrifying alien looking beast of a "truck" that has ever existed. I let out an audible scream at the sight of it, because I was sure that this was the end-- that elon had finally come for me.

I tried to desperately escape the foul thing by turning to evade it on another street, but much to my dismay, the horrid creature followed after me- led light bar ablaze and low-poly form lumbering after me.

The 5 minutes that it was behind me were some of the most terrifying of my life.

I cannot describe the abject horror of having this creature behind me. Every time it got even a bit to close, I was sure it would be the end of me.

Needless to say, these lithium bomb freak mobiles should not be let out at night.

For reference, this is what it looked like:

(Image gleefully stolen off of Google images)

[fluttershy-fangirl]

FUCK ELON MUSK

@n1lb0gn1l3pp3z kawaii bestie!!!! (≧▽≦) high school girls should start Doing this fr

[clementiens]

it would make me so so happy if i woke up one morning to the news that elon musk had been shot dead, tesla factories had all been blown up, teslas already bought and out in the world suddenly just turn to bricks in peoples driveways, and there was a sudden rush of people slapping tesla owners in the face for choosing to drive one of these death machines when it's been basic knowledge for YEARS to anyone with two brain cells and access to google that you might as well just intentionally accelerate a normal car into a child and save yourself the time and money of buying a tesla and the hassle of pretending to be surprised when this shit happens. this isn't the fucking jetsons.

[caterpillarinacave]

so... does the electronic steering thing on tesla cybertrucks mean that you can't turn the wheels towards a certain direction when you've stopped the car? you know, the way you're supposed to when youre parked on a hill so if your car starts rolling it just goes into the curb instead of into the street???

[starwh0ers]

i often wonder how bmw drivers end up like that. is there a chip they put in your brain when you sign the contract to buy one or something. do they know what they are