#i fracking love these idiots

[majesticallyunmagestic]

Canon

if Vaggie used to have a little backpain from her lost wings and Charlie got in the habit of giving back rubsies before bed only now the wings have returned through the power of gay love and it's past midnight in the hotel with the residents (supposedly) trying to be kinda quiet at the bar so the two can sleep (and not come storming down to threaten everyone with a spear) but then suddenly in the silence there's this singular SHRIEK of laughter, and even more shocking (terrifying?) is it sounded like Vaggie, everyone downstairs freezes as a door slams open and hooves clip clop frantically down the upper halls and then Charlie's leaning over the staircase bannister yelling DID YOU KNOW WINGS ARE VERY SENSITIVE AND KINDA TICKLISH AT THE BASE!??!? ANYWAY EVERYONE HAVE A GOOD NIGHT I KNOW I WILL!!! before racing back to her and Vaggie's room, their door slams shut as everyone stares blankly into the abyss of knowledge except Husk who's pouring them all a drink and Angel Dust who's looking thoughtfully at husk

in the morning husk baps vaggie over the head with a shot glass for dooming them both and then pours her a drink too in commiseration

[nickname9000]

Could Science just be modernized Religion?

So a few weeks ago, I learned that religion was an early way for human civilizations to understand the world around them, like science does for us nowadays. And the more I've thought about this, the more I feel inclined to share this.

Here's a list of every similarly I could find between science and religion.

-rituals

-traditions

-a belief about God(s) (Science's is that we have no fracking clue)

-the aim to help the rest of humanity understand the world around them (as explained above)

-key scriptures and/or people that form the basis of the entire religion/field of science (I'm just going to say R/FOS from now on).

-Spokespeople who represent the R/FOS to the rest of the world while serving as leaders inside their own R/FOS. (Think Pope Francis for Catholicism or Neil DeGrasse Tyson for Astrophysics)

Additionally, when modern science started to appear in the Catholic sphere of influence, the Catholic Church tried to suppress it as if it was a pagan religion.

I don't know if I'm missing any other similarities and/or a MASSIVE hole in this theory, but I would love to hear anyone's thoughts on this, even if your thought is that I'm an idiot.

[apollo-gate]

I tap on the keyboard just soo darn close.

In reality Im busy catching up with my bestie. Yes guilty.

I also want to help a friend with some character descriptions as I hate making a commitment and not doing it. (To my mysterious friend I apologize. I had a migraine.)

Anyways I'll do this below will be a few new characters that will be mentioned. So ask will be open for them. I'll make a separate character list of important characters and some minor ones later.

Why am I doing this well I just want to.

Also to the one who sent the ask about Daniella. You made me fracking blush. But I'll do it.

(So spoilers below sorta. It's just the name and just a sentence or two of what they are or do. But ask are welcome. But I will say this three are Ros. Not the poly/harm as they won't be shared till after the demo update.)

The update is mainly getting pushed back as I currently have a guest in my home (she is very important to me as she helped me come out and I did the same for her.) and I meeting my advisor at school about an issue I had with an exam. I don't like sharing but shit has happened and it's so damn close. Plus I sorta allow a person to read it all first before giving it to you all. So

Alright starting off

Atlas- Yes I've mentioned her and you get to meet her. She is a part of Vanessa's elite strike team and a teacher of dimensions and portals. She is tall and has long blonde hair. She always wears a visor that just covers her face. Just the front of it. She always has her sights on the Mc when they are in the room. Always has a candy bar on hand.

Atargatis or Attina- Is the crown princess to the Atlanteans. She is a half-breed. She has black hair and a few tattoos. Attina has light grey skin and scales like a mermaid. She has markings on her back as it deals with her Atlantean magic.

Vomox- Current king of Atlantis. Has ruled for over 3 thousand years. Has several children and is close friends with Noah and Vanessa. He is tall but he almost is never seen as angry. Doesn't wear a crown but a breastplate that symbolizes his title. Has a tendency to use a morning star.

Hecate- Naamhas daughter. She's also a vampire. Oh and hates your guts too.

Thea- Naamahs daughter. She's well a demon but you would never know unless she tells you. She is more accepting of her mother's obsession love for you.

Psyche (Not her real name.)- A villain that was hurt by a hero when she was a child. Lost the ability to speak. She has taken an interest in the nonpowered instructor(Mc).

So who is the chaotic dumbass looking at you Atlas. She can be an idiot sometimes. (She is a dumbass. Was reading over her scenes today and like wow.)

[castle-dominion]

5x6 the final frontier

I remember this episode, I am a castle fan from firefly & I loved this episode & the audio commentary & everything about it

We all thought that the guy who got shot was shot with a real thing

derrick storm is a graphic novel, I forgot!

supernovacon? Shiny dsjflksdjfjskh shiny pint sized princess leiea <3

apparently the costume design used some of the old stuff, including stuff from the zombie episodes

14 episodes too many? Oh I was going to watch battlestar galactica that joss whedon show?

JE: Give me Blade Runner - a bleak, dystopian future with sexy replicants. Right? *he & castle bump fists* JE: How about you, Beckett? What do you—?... *stops at her annoyed expression*

RC: Perlmutter, good to see you. SP: Ah, if only the feeling were mutual. a tiny hole? like a bullet hole? SP: No clue

Not all nebula 9 fans will be on that site also ryan pretty af as usual so no need for a pic ig she is so obviously a fan, she could just say "oh plenty of fandoms have websites, I'm sure there is one for neb9"

lol her face when he walks in KR: Oh, I tried to talk to him, but he said he needed a minute to “Muse upon the fragile nature of human life.”

& may fortune guide her journey? really? also that booty tho I love how castle has the chance to meet someone even more egotistical than him

Never meet your heroes

Aww webisodes, that's cute af! I'm a big fan of fanfiction you're allowed to like a show even if it is bad who is this man!? also she went by k-becks? your WHAT NOW? Henry Barnett: You should've seen her as Lieutenant Chloe. Oh, wait. You can! fracking, I heard that mostly in battlestar galactica

RC: Look at my life. (whisper) My dreams come true.

KB: Perlmutter. SP: Detective Beckett. RC: Perlmutter. SP: And non-detective Castle.

that is a hell of a burn SP: Well, as much as it pains me, Mr. Castle is… [marginally or largely] correct.

KB: How is it possible that she's killed by a laser? RC: Easy. Someone shot her with a laser gun. Or maybe she was already dead when she was killed by the laser gun, or she was drugged, I'm sure you would have to sit there for at least a halfminute to burn through that much flesh

KB: Nice one coming from the guy with a life-size Boba Fett in his bathroom. a WHAT

"blasphemous" lmao

KB: posessing a... RC: Laser blaster! KB: ....... laser blaster

this scene with ryan showing the pic on his phone was filmed at 4am bc they screwed up the schedule JE: First of all, ma'am, I must ask you, uh…how are you keeping those leaves on there like that? NEBULA NINE EVE: Why don't you pull on one and find out? JE: *staring at her (eyes)*

Maybe you can't translate well but you can say yes or no... right?

*writes her number on her boob leaf* *esposito looks more uncomfortable than pleased tbh* *she took his pen* (probably glued on)

"obvi" teenager english lol

Castle shut up lol

also I'm still stuck on the fact that they just pulled castle away from his signing

ew weird bug thingy what

Becks u can say "according to my intel" u literally said it launched your career tho?

Nikki heat type pose

Drunk? in the middle of the day? two lieutenant chloes lmao I don't like espt's shirt.

oh my god!!! ALEXIS??? Dressed like what castle? she is not dressed at all apparently the cast was all weirded out bc they kind of movie-raised her since she was a teen you know what good for her she is allowed to do what she wants ig...

Yo cops they paid good money for this!

RC: Then you wouldn't mind relinquishing your weapon. good word gabriel winters is so annoying *shoots it* *it works, & works way too well & tbh they should have been wearing eye protection* mUZZLE CONTROL "Zap" said the lady

As you wish <3 NO SHE IS NOT A FULL GROWN WOMAN, SHE IS A VERY YOUNG WOMAN, plus, you two wanted it in the privacy of your own home!

"what kind of idiot does that" *looks at him* how bad can it be? "burning" desire XP

ryan pretty he so pretty always love his outfits, i love how he has a vest but no tie

KR: This is like the Halloween from hell. JE: Oh, yeah, this is probably too lowbrow for you, huh? You're probably into that boring-ass intellectual kind of sci-fi, like Gattaca ((loved that one)) or 2001. The monolith-- what the hell was that? KR: Don't ask me. No, no, swords and sorcery, that's more my thing, like, uh, Lord of the Rings. ((Ooh ryan is a fantasy guy)) [Esposito looks Ryan over. not gay at all] JE: Yeah, I could probably see you as an elf. Or a hobbit. ((bro you are not much taller!)) KR: HOLD ON THAT WAS THE LONE RANGER Esposito is a fan? he could use the excuse that he did some research for the case ryan doesn't make fun of YOU!

*authorized personnel only door in portal* "that means me!" oH NO ARE THOSE LASERS EVIL?

love donnely. apparently his shirt caused a ton of fighting on set & yet it is capable of great damage? Why did you make it harmful then? You could have made it so it feels warm when you get shot, maybe even hot, but this thing is deadly!

What kind of protection? Probably goggles Hm, license plates Castle, bringing the convo back to needing protection

*cut to castle still being concerned & feeling his face* *beckett talking abt the symbolism* ofc he'd be concerned abt his hair

alexis XD.

S name! esposito seems like he may have a nice outfit but I can't tell

*The elevator opens in front of them with a ding and Castle is there, looking anxious* RC: Hey. Tell me, you guys, do you think my hair is thinning?

*espt looking at his head with a grimace* *castle flinches* he's just playing with him Also why did castle not go wit hthem> isn't he supposed to be shadowin gbeckett?

surprised they are not doing a b plot parallel here

I really want to go to a masquerade ball doing a movie or reboot WITH YOU or what?

sort of? Ah masks

lots of money holy crap idrk if I like ryan's outfit today. It is nice & all but... yk I don't much like those stripes & smth is awkward abt it

yk what valid but her voice is so small

lol castle pretending to be capt max ew, still a crime scene it WAS a stupid show but it was still enjoyable! alexis leaving home! Oh feminism. Good for her.

What was that buzz sound tho?

I like beckett's jacket I also like how max has never NOT worn his outfit

"I need you to resist a little less" "overacting much?"

Ah the mark of cain

They could have just got like,, a handheld uv flishlight

Why didn't he want to show his left hand? was he afraid he had smth else on his hand? phone numbers? bodily fluids?

Except wouldn't he have gotten The Talk about protection "I'm captain max!" He's so proud of that hole in the wall lol there just so happens to be a UV thing there? & then there were detectives behind the door? dang she is insane WOAH HE JUST DID THAT is ther a functional stun setting tho? the two egomaniacs I love it

*tries telekenesis* bribery lol Ooh a nebula nine marathon aw come on as long as it is light hearted youo should totally make fun

*castle trying to close the elevator doors faster*

Fun music, sexy legs, then THAT face & he falls off the bed KB, with a bloody creaver mouth & mask: You want to make out, Castle? Rawr.

So wait if there was a ship is it real?

I was a firefly fan so I mostly only got the firefly references but there were a lot of other scifi members on the crew or smth so they made a bunch of references to their stuff too.

I highly suggest watching the audio commentary. Super fun.

[misterbitches]

nah. fuck kamala. fucking idiots. you people will settle for crumbs if it means the slightest hint of maybe (MAYBE) something helping you. meanwhile it's prisoners being left behind in hurricanes (kamala loves prisons and racism), biological warfare with literal chlorine gas plants blowing up and spreading to 4 states (kamala loves fracking and racism), covid denialism and sickness running rampant (kamala hates public health and loves capitalism and racism) a state that lynched a black man and killed several others (kamala hates black people, wants the death penalty, and is a fucking cop. she's a pig, she loves death and racism), murdering or supporting murderers in the global south (palestine directly, supporting uae in sudan, every sovereign struggle: haiti, cuba, more more more always more always afro, african and/or muslim. she loves domination and racism) a fucking genocide and one of the nastiest most anti human anti palestinian anti black ideology because of america, is the face of the american empire and on top of all that wants republicans to work with her.

if you're so obsessed with imperial colonialism, racial/capitalism and capital exploitation, insane entrenchment and misery then yea say shit like this. can't even make up your mind on what you fucking want in life and now instead of changing shit you want to vote and sit on your ass instead of demanding more and fighting for it. for people to say this shows that NOTHING is off limits absolutely NOTHING. a win fo reither of these people means it is a fucking reward. you want to be a part of that you sick freaks? vote all you fucking want but shut the fuck up about us principled people wanting people to understand the reality of this situation and wanting them to have a little fucking self respect. we cannot put our energy into these evil racist homicidal imperial ghouls; they are killing us. they want us fucking dead. i am a black person i am not an american and i will remain so. that means struggle and it means anger and LOVE. fuck you all. and fuck you for lying it's hella trans people who arent voting for that fucking freak and have remained principled even before 10/7 but if genocide isn't your line (certainly know black american genocide isn't) shut your fucking mouth about shit you don't care or know about.

you settle for nothing now and you'll settle for nothing later. politically impotent intellectually depraved freaks want to call us stupid? get real.

I'm sorry, but I'm just too fucking old to pretend that the presidential ticket of "Person who performed some of the first gay marriages in her state while it was still federally illegal" and "governor who created a trans refuge state while other states were making it illegal to transition" is somehow 'jUsT aS bAd foR QuEer pEopLe' as the ticket promising to reverse marriage equality and make trans healthcare next to impossible.

That is such a monumentally stupid opinion that I'm going to have a hard time believing that you're actually that stupid, and I'll probably just assume you're malicious.

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

Found this absolute gem of a comment on Twitter and I cannot stop laughing 💀💀

[maple-clef]

Pretty much...

Truss has spent the morning ‘touring’ local BBC Radio stations, presumably expecting an easy ride, but very little pandering occurred. Instead:

And BBC Lancashire weren’t shy in challenging her on fracking.

It is interesting, once you get out of the Westminster political bubble, how broadcasters are far more used to asking the questions that should be asked more often on a national level. Truss underestimated local media, partly because she’s patently an idiot at the whole media thing in general, but also because she’s used to being given an easy ride. The BBC is under genuine threat from the government, but rather than coming out fighting, the editorial response has often been one of appeasement - and so when politicians are interviewed, they rarely get properly called to account. I suspect that local branches are outside national editorial oversight to a large extent, and so are not only more able to... well, do their job, but are also in the habit of doing so as a matter of course at a local level, and so are fighting fit in a way that those fronting the national coverage aren’t able to be.

I’d actually really love a week where local teams ‘took over’ national news broadcasting, because a broader overview of the state of the nation is exactly what is missing from the news. Westminster is a filter bubble, and a big part of why many people say they feel totally disconnected from politics is that, while the impacts of those discussions are (of course) going to be felt locally, there’s normally such a remove that it feels like a separate world, not least a separate country. It’s only in extremis when that supposed disconnect becomes too much of a suspension of disbelief, and people are forced to join the dots. While that means a bad day at work for politicians who cringe under the weight of Sudden Accountability, it’s a good thing for democracy.

It’s just a shame it’s usually temporary; I suspect most people are happier being oblivious of politics, and that state of blissful ignorance is why we are where we are.

Truss: Hello, plebs! Ask me questions about pork markets. I’m really into all that sort of country living stuff.

Rural people: We can’t afford to heat our homes, not least because many of us use oil heating which you're barely subsidising compared to dual fuel, but the solution to that is probably not to send interest rates surging so that we have no homes to heat.

Markets (pork and otherwise): *faceplant*

[samkat10423]

13 Poker Flats

Well, I got tired of doing community lots, so I’ve spent the last few days collecting sims. Some I’ll kill for my cemetery - because I like ghosts - and some will get to live! 

One of those who gets to live is Amy Bull - who has a new name now, which I’ve already forgotten. Anyway, since this is supposed to be an “Asian” town, I’m Asianizing my residents. (And yes, that is totally a word, because I just made it up). I’m using the in-game hidden trait, plus a Japanese one I found over on MTS. Plus some really lovely Asian skins I got off here. 

So, as I was saying, Amy still lives here in the house EA created for her. After I took her into CAS and Asianized her, I decided what the frack! I’ll re-do some of her traits and change her likes. (She still thinks she’s an expert on style, which is debatable). As you’ve probably already guessed, she loves purple. Hence the purple Wisteria out front and the purple VW convertible. This shot is a view from her deck into the house. I didn’t do much to the outside of the house except change the siding and plant some new stuff. And I gave her some lights on her deck.

This 1st room is her dining room. I left the EA finishes on the floor and walls, just added all the other stuff. Yukee (just remembered her 1st name!) likes to think that she’s super modern, but she still holds on to some of her cultural roots. Like the tea-set on that side table with the lava lamp and all the wall deco. (BTW, later on, I put a yoga mat down in the middle of that grey floor, because I figured she could practice it there. And the area was super bare. EA had some fountain, but Yukee hates water).

This is her living room. As you can see, the purple madness continues. Again, I used EA’s wall and floor finishes here. 

Unlike a friend of mine who plays, I try not to over-clutter my rooms. Mostly because I get really sick of those, “Hey! Another idiot sim can’t figure out how to walk around an object!” messages. So, even though I was tempted to add more stuff, I restrained myself.

Anyway, I’ll show you the rest of her house in the next post.

[oreomonsterhunter]

Best Friends to Lovers —Jaehyun

Ok so hear me out

Jaehyun is such a classically romantic guy, but falling in love with someone is a different matter for him entirely

He can’t wait to be a sap and sweep someone off their feet, but it’s kinda hard for him to develop feels if he doesn’t really like the other person

Plus he takes forever to open up to friends, forget about opening up to a potential partner

So basically he’s 100000000% the type to fall for his best friend

I mean, he loves you but one day he figures out he Loves you

It probably hits him like a truck, too

One night you’re both sitting on the floor of your apartment—you ordered takeout but your table is Too Small for him, as he’s complained on multiple occasions

And he’s just said something funny to make you laugh, but you were unfortunate enough to be taking a sip of your drink at the same time

So you end up snorting some up your nose, and now you’re coughing and cursing at him, and he’s just sitting there smiling like a dimpled idiot

And suddenly it hits him

He’s always thought you were beautiful, but he was surrounded by beautiful people every day, so that wasn’t the important thing, you know?

But there you are, sitting cross legged on the floor in an old pair of sweats with holes you’ve sewn up like ten times. Your hair slung back in one of his favorite hair bands that you either stole or he forgot at your place (he can’t even be mad, since you got him a pack of ten for his birthday). And your cheeks are fire truck red now, after hacking up a lung and yelling at him

And he loves every single part of you

And he’s been falling for you since the very beginning, one step at a time

Just like you tbh

Only you weren’t quite as clueless about your own feelings. You’d known you had a big old crush on him for a while now, you’d just refused to acknowledge it

You were still in shock that you’d somehow befriended the sweetest, most talented guy (and he happened to be drop dead gorgeous) so forget about some silly crush

You couldn’t even comprehend the embarrassment if he ever found out and didn’t feel the same way

What neither of you realized was that you both had the same reason for not confessing: you wanted to save the friendship

Because you both fell for your best friend, how could you risk messing it up? (Or maybe you became best friends with your crush, hard to tell the order tbh)

So how on earth were you going to realize your mutual feelings?

It would take a miracle, or divine intervention. Or maybe Johnny getting the two of you hella drunk and locking you in a closet

Jkjk he wouldn’t

…..or would he 👀

Yeah he totally would

Johnny can absolutely see through jaehyun, he’s known something was up since basically the beginning

And now that he’s hung out with you a few times he can read the room—the feeling is very obviously mutual. To everyone but the two of you 🙄 so he takes matters into his own hands

You’re busy grabbing extra snacks from the pantry when you hear the door slam. When you turn around you find jaehyun staring at you wide eyed

And then he starts banging on the door and yelling at Johnny, so you can put two and two together

“I’m not letting you two out until the repressed feelings stop being so repressed. Call me when you’ve made out or something”

Silence. Absolute silence in the pantry. Your heart is racing fast enough you’re kinda concerned about a heart attack

And jaehyun can’t even look at you, he’s blushing so hard his ears look like they’d burn you

So you just sit there in awkward silence until you can’t take it anymore

“I’m afraid of butterflies”

Now he’s looking at you, and the expression on his face is a little less “I want to die”

So you follow it up with another confession; you’re on a roll now

“I ate way too many of those snack cakes when you bought them, so I pretended I hated chocolate so you’d stop getting them so often”

And now he’s smiling at you, and the dimples loosen your tongue more than is probably safe

“You’re literally the most attractive person I know, inside and out”

Scratch that, definitely more than is safe

“You like me?”

And suddenly he’s staring at you and you realize what came out of your mouth and the world is spinning a little so you backtrack 😅

“Uh what no I didn’t say that I totally said ‘I’ll fight you’ not ‘I like you’. Damn jae, get your ears checked”

And the dimples are back. Frick frack you’re weak for the dimples. He’s leaning against the door and smiling at you, just a little hint of a smile. That only makes you babble more

“Stop looking at me like that, gosh I hate when you do that face I have butterflies all the freaking time, dammit” and oh no did you seriously just say that

“Uhh please stop approaching me with the dimples and the flirty face. I know that face. I don’t want it near me. Nope totally not”

Unfortunately for you, you’re a terrible liar and he knows all your tells

Now he’s got a cocky smile, something you’ve only ever seen when he’s on set or sending a selfie with the boys in the back. And your tummy is tumbling faster than an Olympic gymnast by the time he cages you in between his arms

He props both hands on either side of your shoulders, leaning in with that intimidating (and oh so gorgeous) eye contact

“I wish you’d told me sooner,” he says softly

And then he’s KISSING YOU

And you have NO IDEA what you’re doing or what’s going on and you wish your brain would turn off so you could enjoy this perfect moment while it lasts but it Won’t

So when jaehyun finally pulls away, looking like sex on a stick with those lips and his eyes all dark and smoldering, you just make a fool of yourself

“Haha what’s happening? Is this a dare? April fools?”

But jaehyun just smiles, knowing you too well. The humor is just a deflection anyway

So he brushes a strand of hair behind your ear, watching you with the softest expression

“It’s just me thinking you’re the most beautiful person, inside and out,” he tells you, completely serious as he echoes your earlier words

And those butterflies are back. Or perhaps they never left. Because you’re reminded that this is jaehyun, your best friend, the one you can always count on. The one who listens to all the stupid shit you say and takes it to heart. The one who will always come when you call, always help when you ask, always smile when you laugh

And he likes you too *wiggle* imagine that

He doesn’t kiss you again. No, instead he stays there, just a few inches away, looking into your eyes the way he couldn’t before

And he’d be happy to stay there like that forever, but you get impatient and get on your tiptoes to steal a second kiss. And then a third because the second was too quick and you needed to remember what it felt like

And jaehyun just grins against you, since that was his plan all along

The man is a master of letting you come to him

Those teasing stares? Intentional af

He figured you’d get the hint that he was flirting eventually

Apparently the flowers and chocolates weren’t enough for your dense self

So after this he only gets more obnoxious with his flirting, since apparently you never got the message lol

But when it comes to turning your friendship into something more intimate, he’s happy to take it as slow as you need

Which basically means teasing you until you jump his bones

He’s a big fan of that saying “you catch more flies with honey” and has every intention of catching you, and keeping you for good

But for right now......you need out of the pantry

Masterlist

[imthepunchlord]

What do you think about Gabenath?

It is not for me.

It came out of nowhere, doesn't really work with the characters based on what was initially set up, and you just gotta ask them both what the firckity frack is the goal here.

Nathalie knows Gabriel's goal is his wife and is risking her own life and health for a man that could be leading her on, as far as we know. Gabriel really could be the father of his son and Nathalie is just "a really good friend".

I also dread the possibility that Gabriel will just quietly retire, marry Nathalie, and get a happy ending and faces no consequences for his actions. For his is a grieving rich white man and we should give him leeway for he was doing his best.

I honestly prefer the route of reluctant lackey for Nathalie. Her boss is an idiot, but he has a miraculous, a source of power, and has slight mind controlling/emotion warping powers. When idiots are in power, you gotta step lightly bide your time.

I was also gunning for Nathalie to be one of the few adults in Adrien's life to genuinely care for him and be ready to sign the adoption papers once Gabriel was jailed. Especially around s1, she convinced Gabriel to let Adrien go to school, she secured he was going to have a happy Christmas, giving him the warmest smile he's ever seen from an adults in a long time. S1 wise, she did more for him than his own father. If she was going to love anyone, I was rooting for her to love Adrien like a son.

And if she HAD to love one of Adrien's parents, my vote would be Emilie, let me relieve the wonders of the song It's Over Isn't It?

I might have to go relisten to that.

Either way, Gabenath is not my cup of tea, don't expect to see anything of it from me, and in my opinion it is the most boring and cliche route they could've done with Nathalie. Even more she's like, what, the 3rd woman who thinks so highly of Gabriel?

What Agreste ancestor made a deal with a demon to have so many women and girls just think the world of Agreste men?

[thisdiscontentedwinter]

Hey, Disco! Um, what's your thoughts on TW's Sheriff Stilinski? Cuz, I kinda need to escape from the what the fricking frack scape my mind has been in since yesterday an anti sheriff post from PEW kinda landed on my dash and it left me reeling. I'm not a big fan of the sheriff myself, but I still can't grasp the mental gymnastics of that post to conclude the sheriff is corrupt and casually victimizes poor widdle Scott all the time and it's pure racism or sumthing??? I looked a bit at PEW's tumblr, and it's all vicious stuff like that?? With lots of mental gymnastics not just for TW & Scott but whatever their crusade flavor right then? And they say Sterek and Steter fans are viciously never giving credit where it belongs when that's what they do all the time? Like whut? Thoughts on why suddenly the sheriff is persona non grata when that character in canon openly says things like I trust Scott but not you Stiles, or Scott is the son I wish I had? Or was he always disliked by the squad and- I don't even know. So thoughts on the sheriff and what the frick that "corrupt sheriff -> racism!" pew post is about? You seem kinda good at translating pew's nonsense into normal people speak.

DW: All you need to know about Pew is that he’s both an idiot and an asshole. 

Stiles came by his sarcasm honestly. When the sheriff says Scott is the son he wishes he had, he’s kidding, and anyone who thinks he isn’t has, well, never met a human being before in their life. But yes, you’d think that Pew and the Crew would love that kind of stuff! God know they take everything else out of context. 

As for the sheriff’s “corruption”... does he bend the rules because his town is infested by supernatural creatures? Yes. Does he sometimes break them? Hell, yes he does, because the normal rules do not apply. This isn’t just in Teen Wolf, of course--this is a staple of supernatural shows. And, in Teen Wolf, it’s not just the sheriff. We see Natalie breaking the rules. We see Melissa doing it. We see Rafael doing it--and he’s even higher up in law enforcement. And it’s all for the same reason: to protect Scott and Stiles and all those needing protection. But you never see Pew complaining about those other characters. 

Pew loves to overlook the fact that the sheriff isn’t just protecting Stiles--he’s also protecting Scott. But then, he sort of has to overlook that because it doesn’t fit his narrative at all, does it? 

The sheriff isn’t a perfectly written character--don’t get me started on the whole Kira thing--but show me a character in the show who suddenly didn’t start acting against type because the plot required it. Teen Wolf is full of terrible writing like that, where characters are constantly acting in ways they never have before, just because the writers’ couldn’t write their way out of a paper bag when it comes to character development. 

But all you need to remember about Pew is that he once wrote a post about how he hated Stiles because he once had a friend who reminded him of him, and who turned out to be an asshole. And at the same time he claims he’s the only one watching the show without bias. 

It’s hilarious. 

[bots-and-cons]

Hi, I love your blog. Can I see a newcomer to the Prime team, but not like Smokescreen, but a spiteful person who does not really take into account the children, constantly reminding them that they are kind of a hindrance. Someone who does not understand the meaning of mercy and seeks to kill every Decepticon. Characters of your choice, thank you.

I did most of the team, but not all since I couldn’t really figure out stuff for everyone

•Honestly, no one in the team had met you before, but you’re a good fighter and can definitely help so they just kinda ignore your attitude

•Optimus does pick up on the fact that there is something not quite right with you and he shares his concerns with Ratchet

•The two old mechs talk about you and you happen to walk in on them, which just ends up with you being even more pissed and losing trust in them because they were talking about you behind your back

•You are not much of a team player in the first place and the only reason you’re with the team now, is because you sent out a distress call when you were badly hurt and they ended up helping you

•Anyway, Arcee is probably the one that agrees with you the most, even if she doesn’t even agree that much (Idk if that makes sense), she can understand the fact that you absolutely hate the decepticons even if you haven’t told them why

•Bee is intimidated by you and doesn’t like the way you treat the trouble trio at all, none of the three who are in charge of them do

•Bee is even a bit protective of Raf because sometimes you look like you might boot him to a wall if he annoys you

•Miko is probably in most danger to be honest, because she annoys you just by existing, but even though you can be very cruel and mean to the humans, you wouldn’t actually hurt them… probably

•Bulkhead has actually had to physically step between you and Miko, because you were yelling at her about being a nuisance and in the way

•Optimus tries to talk to you and understand you, but you’re not having any of it and just basically go “With all due respect, go frack yourself”

•Optimus is quite taken aback by that and is just left very confused when you march off

•Ratchet doesn’t like you at all, because you’re not good for the team and he thinks you’re volatile and dangerous

•Eventually there is a unanimous decision to basically kick you off the team, because you’re a danger to others and just not a good bot

•You’re actually fine with it because “I don’t need you idiots anyway” and you just leave

•The decepticon death count keeps rising after you go rogue and you’re not the least bit sorry about that

[manjiiroll]

Love-Hate Relantionship with Bnha Boys

A/N: I'm writing this at 12:45 am🧍🏽‍♀️

genre: I don't know what to call this (fluff/crack ig)

warnings: cursing, insults

pairings: bakugou x gn! reader, todoroki x gn! reader

prompt: you having a love/hate relationship with these boys

KATSUKI BAKUGOU:

even though yall are always together he acts you are the person he hates the most

idiot, dumbass, and loser are basically the new names he has assigned you (you don't remember the last time he actually called you Y/N)

"Suki lets go for a drive"

"Suki is not my name dumbass"

"That's what I calling you now"

"I hate you"

"You know hate it a very strong word"

"Fuck off"

"I wanna go for a drive suki"

He walks away.

He is very protective over you and gets jealous when you talk to other boys

"Y/N where are you"

"Out with Denki.. why??"

He hangs up and 10 minutes later he shows up at the mall where you and Denki were at (you share location with each other)

He ignores you. a lot. like he acts like you don't even exist

"Hey lover boy, I'm bored let's do something

*no response*

"Did you hear me? I'm bored"

*no response*

"UGH. I go get Denki"

You bash each other. like in an unhealthy, we hate each other and were not friends way

"Y/N your a whore"

"and your hero name is DynaMight suck my dick"

"That's why you tripped and broke your nose the other day"

"I hope when you wake up, your neck is bent in a weird way and you can't move it"

SHOUTO TODOROKI:

he loves you, you know he does but he acts like he despises you

"Hey todo can you get me some food"

"No"

"But I'm hungry"

"Starve"

"Deku wouldn't treat me like this"

"But you're sitting here with me aren't you?"

He cares about you a lot and makes sure you are always ok

"Can we go out I'm not feeling well"

"Y/N its 1 am"

"Please."

"Fine. only because you don't feel well"

He is so upfront with you but in a mean way

"Shouto do you like my outfit"

"No, it's hideous"

"But katsuki likes it"

"I don't give a frick frack what that mother fucker thinks"

"So, you really don't like it"

"No"

"ugh."

It was a cute outfit.

You do this:

"Y/N I brought you some desert"

"Thank you Half-and-Half Bastard"

"You know what. no. you don't get any"

"AND STOP HANGING OUT WITH BAKUGO YOU FUCKER"

tagging: @cr4z3d-cl0wn @cloudykxze @tomurakis @quincywrites

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[ao3feed-hitoshi-shinsou]

In Denki's Wise Words: Welconem to the 1-A Gc

in denki's wise words: welconem to the 1-A gc by macyyl

flex tape: what in the actual frick frack tic tac

Icy Spicy: I now see this isn't Midoriya's DMs.

Bones go Break: Todoroki you have to stop with the secret love child theories!!

Icy Spicy: I've connected the dots

Bones go Break: you didnt connect shit !

Icy Spicy: I've connected them - or, iida makes a class gc, chaos ensues

and do i know this fandom does not need another textfic? yes. do i care? no

(this story has run away from me, i have lost it, i am no longer the author, it writes itself)

Words: 1571, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Class 1-A, Kaminari Denki, Shinsou Hitoshi, Sero Hanta, Yaoyorozu Momo, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Kirishima Eijirou, Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Izuku, Jirou Kyouka

Relationships: Kaminari Denki/Shinsou Hitoshi, Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Jirou Kyouka/Yaoyorozu Momo, Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added, Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Kaminari Denki & Sero Hanta

Additional Tags: Class 1-A as Family, Class 1-A Shenanigans, Class 1-A Group Chat, text fic, Texting, groupchat, Kaminari Denki Has ADHD, Kaminari Denki Angst, ..maybe, not sure yet uve been warned, Crack and Angst, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead Adopts Shinsou Hitoshi, Shinsou Hitoshi is in Class 1-A, Kaminari Denki is a Ray of Sunshine, Kaminari Denki Being An Idiot, we hate mineta, We hate endeavor, Fuck them both, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor Bashing, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, i love that thats a tag, Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, No regerts, Bakugou Katsuki Redemption, eventually, because I love him, Bakugou Mitsuki's Bad Parenting, Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku are Best Friends, eventuallyy, bakugou please stop saying fuck, shinsou please stop saying fuck, can u tell i absoloutly love shinsou, Nonbinary Character, Kouda Kouji is a Ray of Sunshine

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35740546

[ao3feed-tododeku]

In Denki's Wise Words: Welconem to the 1-A Gc

in denki's wise words: welconem to the 1-A gc by macyyl

flex tape: what in the actual frick frack tic tac

Icy Spicy: I now see this isn't Midoriya's DMs.

Bones go Break: Todoroki you have to stop with the secret love child theories!!

Icy Spicy: I've connected the dots

Bones go Break: you didnt connect shit !

Icy Spicy: I've connected them - or, iida makes a class gc, chaos ensues

and do i know this fandom does not need another textfic? yes. do i care? no

(this story has run away from me, i have lost it, i am no longer the author, it writes itself)

Words: 1571, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Class 1-A, Kaminari Denki, Shinsou Hitoshi, Sero Hanta, Yaoyorozu Momo, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Kirishima Eijirou, Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Izuku, Jirou Kyouka

Relationships: Kaminari Denki/Shinsou Hitoshi, Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Jirou Kyouka/Yaoyorozu Momo, Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added, Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Kaminari Denki & Sero Hanta

Additional Tags: Class 1-A as Family, Class 1-A Shenanigans, Class 1-A Group Chat, text fic, Texting, groupchat, Kaminari Denki Has ADHD, Kaminari Denki Angst, ..maybe, not sure yet uve been warned, Crack and Angst, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead Adopts Shinsou Hitoshi, Shinsou Hitoshi is in Class 1-A, Kaminari Denki is a Ray of Sunshine, Kaminari Denki Being An Idiot, we hate mineta, We hate endeavor, Fuck them both, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor Bashing, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, i love that thats a tag, Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, No regerts, Bakugou Katsuki Redemption, eventually, because I love him, Bakugou Mitsuki's Bad Parenting, Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku are Best Friends, eventuallyy, bakugou please stop saying fuck, shinsou please stop saying fuck, can u tell i absoloutly love shinsou, Nonbinary Character, Kouda Kouji is a Ray of Sunshine

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35740546

[fuckinmarrian]

thought:

imagine kuroo having a crush on tsuki for a while now and hes been so obvious about it. hes gone as far as say it out loud but tsuki thinks its just kuroo being kuroo and one day, in the middle of playful banter, tsuki jokes that kuroo only wants to be just friends anyways and kuroo just snaps and starts yelling at tsuki, half ranting half complimenting him, hands flailing in the air, pulling at his hair, grabbing tsuki by the shoulders, just yelling something along the the lines of “dO yOu EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU DO TO ME? GOD YOURE SO STUPID SITTING THERE LOOKING ALL ADORABLE WITH THOSE DUMB FUCKING GLASSES IVE SPENT EVERY SINGLE FLYING FUCKING SECOND WITH YOU THESE PAST FIVE MONTHS because gOd i love being with you aND YOURE SO DUMB YOU LITERALLY THINK I _LIKE_ BEING _JUST_ FRIENDS WITH YOU? God KEI YOURE A FUCKING IDIOT AND I LOVE YOU WHY ARE YOU SO fRICK FRaCKING DUMB I COULD HIT YOU IN THE FACE geNtly SMACK YOU WITH MY LIPS OR SOMETHING GOD YOU FRUSTRATE ME”