#i found this hilarious

[dodzishere]

Eddie: When I was little

Richie: *snorts*

Richie: "was"

[memesifoundsomewhere]

[the-stars-sigh-when-i-get-high]

Our Flag Means Death 🏴‍☠️pirate subtitles✨ got me giggling like a lil girlipop overhere🤭

[mrsxmartinez]

@isleofmuses

[notsoattractivearenti]

[skaleighatoons]

@sonicwindattack requested Cream A8 + Bonus

[lily-drake]

Mood.

[brightlotusmoon]

"If laughter is the best medicine, then Cartoon Network is the treatment you need. Come for the comedy, stay for the wellness."

"Cartoon Network is not your therapist or your doctor."

[team-moonlark]

So my grandparents got a new kitchen island and it's being held up by soup

Behold the soup! Fear the soup! It can hold over 200 pounds!! SOUP

[blu-s0da79]

I took this picture of my cat and my friend said she looked like a rotisserie chicken and I honestly can’t blame her

[kasueli]

Immigrants really be looking at deadnames, ask "is anyone gonna use that?" And not wait for an answer

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

[memesifoundsomewhere]

[somethingsgottasaveyou]

I also don't want to withhold the funniest thing my friend said to me after Slam Dunk;

"I know we saw Boys Like Girls but somehow none of them looked like they like girls in the first place"

[lonelyzarquon]

[memesifoundsomewhere]

THE REVOLUTION IS NOW!

Twitter jut banned mentioning any of your other social media platforms on Twitter. Which is fucking hilarious.

But they didn't include Tumblr.

Tumblr is now one of the only social media platforms you are allowed to talk about on Twitter.

This is fucking hilarious.