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Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

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they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you

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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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Spotted at a pizza joint in Luigi Mangione’s hometown.

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genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

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Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 2.16 "Graveyard Shift"

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This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

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pixie dust thresher shark

(12 month reward for my ko-fi members)

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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever