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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
#found this beautiful gem in my drafts and couldnt let her go to waste#frog rambles#idk whay this is about. or if its anything. but i think its funny
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if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!
1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.
2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.
3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes
it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.
It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.
so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know
#bazinga!#I’ve been meaning to add these tags for a minute but it was too funny to keep the original line bazinga tag#if you see this i would appreciate this post not be tagged as wornld building#and if you want to use this concept in your D&D campaign#you don’t need to show this post or anything#but if you would please mention after the plot line ends that the original post was written all at once in a pretty desperate state#i thought about ginkgo trees while walking my dog late that night#and when i found myself hopeless and completely alone at midnight#I opened tumblr and talked to myself#and hit post#and went to bed#then it got 2000 notes and i woke up to the realization that the entire time I had said bacteria#when i fully meant fungus#fuck!!!#u don’t need to say all that just please include the context that this is a very personal post#thank u!#I’m not mad it’s not obvious from the post that i was ranting into the void
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Scar's bringing such an energy to this season, huh
(this is my first attempt posting something in this very sketchy style asdgjsafs we'll see how I feel about it - designs are inspired by aresonist's lovely designs)
#wild life#wild life spoilers#life series#ldshadowlady#goodtimeswithscar#solidaritygaming#ldshadowlady fanart#goodtimeswithscar fanart#solidaritygaming fanart#gtws#jimmy solidarity#my art#if u read this far pls compliment me on the hammer#and dont' mention scar's hairstyle changing on zoom out#these aren't my final designs for this lot i just#didn't wanna come up with full designs before making the shitpost comic of this one bit i found funny#my comics#wild life smp
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#Armand#loumand#THIS ISNT HATE I JUST FOUND THIS TWEET AND THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY 😂#louis de pointe du lac#the vampire chronicles#interview with the vampire#iwtv#vampire chronicles#anne rice#iwtv amc#iwtv spoiler#IWTV spoilers#spoiler#spoilers#daniel molloy
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crime and punishment heritage posts. to me.
#i know im forgetting some but yk.#its very presumptuous to be repostinf my own poll but you fail to understand that i found it incredibly funny.#cnp#crime and punishment#id in alt#described
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please enjoy this eastern grass owl. owls are so important to me please observe him
guys pls i just found this photo on pinterest, idk the situation of this owl, i just thought it was cute, chill 😭 i know its bad to keep animals as pets and idk the situation here. pleeeease chill out, i thought it was cute
#photo cred: pinterest#guys this isnt my owl i dont have access to an owl#its just a funny guy i found on pinterest 😭#eastern grass owl#i love owls!!!!!#owls
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Get you a woman that can kick your ass
#transformers#transformersone#shockwave#elita#maccadam#fanart#MOVE SHOCKWAVE MY TURN#its not shippy but idk i just found that scene funny lmao
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Sometimes family is just a suicidal terrorist, a tired henchman and a kid with a funny hat
#sevika#arcane season 2#arcane s2 spoilers#jinx#isha#found family#arcane#sevika is so much more then a henchman#but its less funny if it says tired mommy with big metal arm please throttle me#originally I mistyped kid as kit#isha is a kit thou
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everyone give it up for god’s worstest failchild
#hades game#zagreus#art tingz#hades fanart#realizing i forgot to finish colouring the first one. whatever who gaf#i found out you can play hades for free on mobile if u have netflix so. here we are#i’m having a good time#he’s also so asian to me it’s not even funny
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Brennan’s talked before about how as a poor young adult he lived in New York and struggled with food security. He tells a story of going to frozen yogurt places for free samples and a cheap dumpling spot because it was a lot of food.
His opinions on food and his described behaviours around food make a lot of sense in that context. He may be successful now and can be assured he can eat again when he’s hungry, but it appears he has legitimate trauma around his experiences with poverty because what he’s humorously describing is a trauma response. His mind hasn’t gotten rid of the anxiety of “I’m eating now so I better make it count because I don’t know when I will again.”
Because he’s a comedian he manages to frame it as a joke, but there’s certainly an underlying sadness. It also informs Evan Kelmp’s characterization. Capitalism is the root issue here and poverty is state-sanctioned economic abuse.
Anyway, I hope he’s doing well and taking care of himself.
#dimension 20#d20#gastronauts#brennan lee mulligan#evan kelmp#I don’t typically talk about the actors like this#because I don’t know them but I found this a striking through line#this is the kind of analysis I’d do for a character#but he’s a real person#but given what he’s said it feels cogent#and it feels important to note our favourite funny man had to struggle to eat#a lot of people do#and the harm that food insecurity inflicts is long lasting#that’s the message here#hey there centaurs
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FNAF movie Vanessa’s thoughts when meeting Abby..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#abby schmidt#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#ANOTHER Vanessa thoughts comic 🔥#Vanessa is so funny I love her BAHAH#LISTEN.. many thoughts on this scene#TBH when Vanessa meets Abby you actually can see on her face like#how worried she gets about her being around#I THINK she knew deep down if her father found out about her what could happen#and I think that’s why she gets so upset when Abby is at the pizzeria#BUT I THINK everyone picked that up#THE OTHER THING I DONT see many people talk about#is the fact Vanessa thought Mike had a kid for like a second#LIKE STRAIGHT UP calls Abby Mike’s daughter#SHE TRULY misread the situation#she thought Mike got some fr#love that scene too#especially Abby’s reaction she just says ‘ew’ 💀#ABBY DOES not wanna be Mike’s kid 💀💀💀#I wonder if Vanessa felt embarrassed after lowkey like oops
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How to be an annoying little jerk 101
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference
#undertale#deltarune#undertale fanart#deltarune fanart#utdr#crossover#crossover comic#twin runes#twin runes comic#kris dreemurr#frisk#ralsei#susie deltarune#I see Susie is continuing the trend of defending Kris from people who try to bully them#in this case most likely because lesslo tries to pull the same stunt she did once#only difference being that for whatever reason it actually seems to be getting to them(?)#whereas with susie they just found it funny when she tried it#buuuuuuut this little freak actually seems to know Asgore very well#and by extension Kris too#sooooooo what's his deal?#those who have scoured the archives might already know who or what he is :)#anyways kris be out for darkner blood now#or whatever the heck they're made of#nobody talks smack about their family
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mr and mrs prower seeing the child they abandoned suddenly on the news being praised because he singlehandedly stopped a missile from blowing up a whole city
#truly a mr and mrs prower moment#i was gonna just draw amadeus and rosemary but decided not to#ik he doesn’t canonically have parents anymore but i can do what i want!!!!#i just think it’s funny to think about when tails’s parents first found out about him being sonic’s sidekick#this is one of those things where i’m not sure why i drew but hey it exists now might as well post it#miles tails prower#mr and mrs prower ig?#art
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I tried something new
Part 1 -> Part 2
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#DC#DCU#DC Comics#Dick Grayson#Damian Wayne#Bruce Wayne#Clark Kent#Lex Luthor#Nightwing#Robin#Batman#Superman#Superbat#Jason Todd#Red Hood#Cassandra Cain#Batgirl#Black Bat#Wayne Family Adventures#WFA#Damian's username isn't a representation of his character at all but rather a nod to that one DCAMU movie because I thought it was funny#Don't take it too seriously#Tim's username is based on that one comic panel I saw where he stayed up all night and Alfred found him like that#It just stuck with me and I wanted to honor it#Also Alfred here is Damian's cat Alfred
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The concept of adoption must not be well known
#windyart#scribble comic#broken horizon#alex#riptide#and some rando idk. get weirded out idiot#i didnt remember sketching this but i found it yesterday looking thru my sketchbook and i just had to draw it cause its so funny
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The challenge when making dinner
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