#i forgot how fun edits r to do omg

[thesupreme316]

Heyyyyy I just came up with this but headcanons with the boys if their so is in college and has a bunch of missing work how and how they would deal with it (not like this is related to me rn totally DONT have have 20+ missing assignments that r do Thursday😮‍💨) if not that’s fine I just needing something to do so I felt like I was being productive cuz I don’t feel like doing work in my week off. Thought I’d submit ideas for writers so I’d be doing smt!

AEW STARS React to: Their S/O In College (and Taking Finals)

Pairings: Nick Wayne x Reader, Darius Martin x Reader, Hook x Reader, Dante Martin x Reader, Christian Cage x Reader, MJF x Reader, Eddie Kingston x Reader, Wheeler Yuta x Reader

Word Count: 1.2K

Supreme Speaks: hey yall, finals kicked my butt, but we back and packed up in here! to this lovely anon, i hope you got everything done and passed with flying colors (ik i struggled). but anyways, please remember that you are loved and appreciated, and also that you are more than a gpa.

Warnings: none i think, grammarly wasn't working so barely proofread, no gifs as tumblr don't wanna work rn

Taglist: @hooks-martin @sheinthatfandom @triscillal @cassie0sstuff @eddie-kingstons-wifey @hookerforhook @batzy-watzy @wwenhlimagines

i totally forgot to add my beautiful besties my bad

Nick Wayne

Hahaha He is the last person you should be going to for help

If anything, Nick believes that you should just leave it alone and just be in candy land with him

But he knows how hard it is for you and how important it is

So he’ll try his best to help you actually do the assignments

Like you two split up how much work you have and he does half the assignment

I think he would find it fun; pulling all nighters in the library and doing work with their S/O until like 4 am

Every night would be a new adventure

Would let you review the work before you submit it

But anything science-related

Don’t ask him shit

I see him as more of a math person

Darius Martin

I see Darius definitely as a liberal arts or literature person

Like he can edit your papers (he’s your personal chat gpt)

I think Darius would help you by creating a schedule

Like when you need to get stuff done by

BUT

He takes it a step further by allocating time limits for each assignment

Like you can only work on assignment 1 for an hour and 30 minutes each day

Something tells me he is particular with schedules

Darius will keep you on track as if he’s getting paid for it

“Y/N, your break ended 3 minutes ago. LETS GO”

Will definitely help you with researching topics cause that takes a while

Don’t ask him shit about math

Dante Martin

Doesn’t particularly understand what you are going through

But nonetheless he hates that he doesn’t see you as much anymore

I can see him just giving you gifts and words of encouragement

Will tutor you if you need help…but realize that this is not high school science

“You mean there is more than Chemistry I? CHEMISTRY VI? ORGANIC-“

He soon gives up

Stays up with you and drags you away from work if needed

IMAGINE DANTE SAYING “COME TO BED BABY” OMG MY HEART

Will help you with assignments like Nick

Will reward you for all your hard work (wink wink)

Tries to distract you and give you moments for fun/relaxation

After the dust is settled, he’s just happy that you are out of the shackles of academia and you two can hang out stress-free

Hook

MANS IS NOT BOTHERED WITH YOUR BULLSHIT

Has the constant “I told you to start on these assignments earlier” look on his face

If anything he will just supply you with food, energy drinks, and emotional support

But if you thing this man will give you any type of physical help

YOU ARE LYIN TO YOURSELF SWEETHEART

Will secretly complain about your lack of self care or wishing he could actually help in Italian

Fancanon: Hook can speak Italian

If he thinks you have been working too much

He will save your work and shut your laptop down

Will make sure you did everything on your checklist before turning the assignments in

If you need him to print stuff off, just ask, he’ll do it

Unless it’s 1 am…then he’s telling you to take your ass to sleep

Wheeler Yuta

Okay, this man can actually help you

WITH HIS CUTE ASS GLASSES

He truly understands what you are going through as he used to be in your shoes

Mans will tutor you until you are smarter than him

Loves helping you with history and shit

“No the War of 1812 didn’t happen in 1937”

Gives you helpful study and test-taking tips

Tries to make you drink healthy caffeinated drinks not Monsters or Red Bulls

Believes they are the devil and will slap them out of your hands

“What did I say? Red Bull gives you horns, not wings…no not horns for being horny”

Will give you little trinkets or treat you out to dinner when you complete your assignments/exams

He just wants you to remain healthy during this stressful time

Christian Cage

I feel like if anything Christian is a professor…with the way he be schooling those-

He’s probably very knowledge in various subjects

He just does them the old-fashioned way

“What the hell is this?…Whatcha mean this is the new way?”

But if anything he’ll adapt to it, just trying to help you

I HAVE A THEORY that he’ll stay up reading the next chapter or the directions for your next assignment and tries to figure out ways to make the process easier

So the next day you walk out to the table and you see the parts of your project laid out and labeled

“I know it’s a lot but we break it up like this, you should be able to complete by tomorrow”

Christian takes pictures of you two so he can look back and bring up times like the Vietnam war

Makes you take breaks, in which he’ll work in your place

When you get your grade back, it’s yalls grade

not yours

MJF

Straight up pays for a tutor/homework helper

But stays in the room and yells at them cause you are still confused and behind

I mean this in the nicest way

Max is no damn help

He is laughing at you while he’s putting on his scarf

“Imagine doing homework to get a little paper for a job! That’s what you get for not being born rich”

Will post you on instagram and claim that homework and exams are to test idiots

But will quickly change his tune when you place a physics worksheet in front of him

“WHY IS THE GREEK ALPHABET HERE?”

Issues you a public apology and vows to never make fun of you again

If anything MJF supplies you with emotional support, letting you know that your feelings are valid

Will buy you new shoes or something massive for surviving and passing everything

Eddie Kingston

Now when I say don’t ask him anything

DON’T ASK HIM ANYTHING! HE’LL JUST SAY

“Doll, imma be real, I have a GED. I dunno shit”

He can only laugh from afar and say “glad I don’t have to do that shit”

But if you ask him anything about English or Shakespeare, he got you

Will recite random Shakespeare quotes to provide entertainment

I think he proofreads your papers to ensure they make sense

I do think he can help with researching and giving you credible websites

Other than that, his designated role is paper weight or waterboy

He believes your every word when you groan about school

That’s all he can do but you don’t complain about it

After he loves you and you love him

[desire-mona]

Opinions on jacksfilms v sssniperwolf?

Penny for ur thoughts plz 🪙 (<- pretend that is a penny shhhhh)

this ask is an equivalent to asking for my hand in marriage just btw.

so in case anyone doesnt know anything abt this old ass drama (i dont know as much as i could either, this is a retelling from the bits and pieces i remember):

so basically sssniperwolf used to be this gaming youtuber but she eventually turned into a half baked "reaction" channel where she just watches tiktoks, makes low effort surface level commentary, and then doesnt credit the creator of said tiktoks. jacksfilms is a comedy youtuber who does a bunch of stuff (sketches, streaming, something called YIAY where he gives ppl prompts / questions to answer n reads em out(with credit!(also hes been doing stuff with ai recently but mostly to show how mid it is which like. eh idk how i feel abt it but its not a dealbreaker))) and he at one point in 2023 called out sniper for her content stealking and lazy content.

he started doing this thing where he reacted to her videos the way she reacts to the videos she steals? i think? and then he gives credit to the creators that sniper reacts to i hope ur following. sniper eventually got mad and was like "uhhhmmm ur stealing from me....." which is rly funny considering she steals from SO many ppl. they had lowkey beef for a while (and obv jack was in the right the entire time) and on uhhhhhh lemme look this up hold on. october 13th of last year sniper posted an instagram story poll like "jacksfilms is close to this place im shooting at should i go see him" i guess to like? talk things out?

(src)

and then some amnt of time later while jack was playing jackbox on stream with his editors and stuff (dubbed the council) sniper showed up at his house, stood outside, and posted a video OF HIS HOME ON HER STORY. ON HER INSTAGRAM WITH OVER 5 MILLION FOLLOWERS. also to add even more context that i found out from youtube comments, sniper has been arrested for armed robbery before, so! some council member alerted jack and erin (jack's wife) was like "erm im gonna go outside" and everyone was like NO DONT OMG. eventually she deleted the story but by that point it was like wayyyy too late. and photos of his house were alr on twitter and stuff. the most ridiculous part is that when jack was rightfully like WHAG GHE HELL she was like this guy is creepy and hes been harassing me! i just wanna talk!!!

jacksfilms made a video being like heyyyyy youtube can u do smthn abt this???? youtube, of course, did nothing in response. i honestly dont know how it ended but snipers still doing her thing and so is jack so ultimately nothing substantial came of it, i guess. i wasnt on stream when it happened but i was GLUED to twitter as it was unfolding since ive been a big jacksfilms fan since i was 12ish. crazy times

WAIT EDIT I FORGOT TO ADD MY OPINION OOPS LOL: FUCK SNIPERWOLF

also fun fact! ive had a couple convos with a council member (marshaldoesstuff u will always be famous) and i was in his discord FOREVER ago. like 2018 forever ago. got groomed in that server it was kinda goofy (NOT marshal's fault - nor the mods of said server, im still friends with a few of those mods and they were always so protective of me and were there to put a stop to everything, i love them dearly.) so yeah im kinda etched into jacksfilms lore in a way that VERY few remember. which is the case for a few different fandoms tbh.

second fun fact: jack and erin r house md fans (erin has a crush on house and jack has a crush on cuddy which is sooo based of them)

thank u for asking and thank u for reading :3 i luv jacksfilms

[aranciadotcom]

save me joris miraculous au save me

also you'll notice that i didn't put the show's (miraculous, ofc) clothes on the kids bc they don't look that great with them

(rip phoebe you will be missed 😔🕊️ /j)

(yes sb tiktok inspired me to do this)

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edit: no yk what let's talk about the au

so joy as mari does kinda fit bc their parents own businesses pertaining to food. they also have surnames that are references to food as well as having mums with butchered bobs

(i mean... at least pepper is a nice surname but the pain in "dupain" literally means bread. b r e a d )

edit (6.9.24): OMG I FORGOT THEY BOTH CANONICALLY KNOW HOW TO BAKE TOO >_>

chris as adrien DOES NOT FIT IN ANY WAY but i just thought it was funny. i guess the only similarity is that they both have famous dads, are wealthy and have spiky hair but that's about it. crispin as gabriel would be really fun to see. giz is definitely natalie but then again that would be a bit ooc for him since natalie is a lot more mature than gizmo

and, of course, the kids are teens in this au...

edit (13.9.24): guys i'm hearing lots of spoilers from s5 of mlb and apparently GABRIEL'S DEAD??? oh well rip crispin too i guess... (nah but seriously, i need to catch up on this series i've missed too much 😭)

[jaigeye]

REBELLIONS ARE BUILT ON HOPE!

[ameliasbitvh]

ahhhh! thank you all soso much for the 300 followers! i just hit 200 last week?! how are there 300 of you? i honestly don’t know, but i started this account as a place to just read smut and then i decided to post on here. the reason why my first post was angst was because i was being a slut for angst to feel something in those few moments- okay i’ll stop myself right there. for this milestone i’m going to do mutual appreciation for the moots i’ve interacted with the most so far! (if we’re moots and u wanna interact pls do, i’m not scary!)

okayy first up,

@underappreciated-spoon-321

i love you so much bby, i could not believe it when you followed me. i was legit crying happy tears and i specifically remember you followed me after i posted “needy” random lol.

your writing is immaculate, absolutely lovely. ur smut *chefs kisses* i love that you put up with my shit photos that i send you and that you actually ask for more- but it baffled me when you first interacted with me, this was my reaction

*deep breath* “omfg! (ur username) just interacted with me, wtf do i do?!” also ur nick name reminds me of belly from dear, draco.

i’m not writing a lot, bc for your sleepover i wrote you a damn paragraph 😭 but i love u sm belly!! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

@dracoskinks

ARI! i love talking to you, bc i can talk about anything and when i say anything i mean anything. like kinks, porn, random draco scenarios, etc… you are one of the funniest people i have seen on this app.

ur blunt and funny at the same time, it just makes it more fun to talk to you. ur smut is soso good, bc i don’t find a lot of smut with a dom!reader and sub!draco.

i remember you followed me, so out of curiosity i checked out your blog and saw your piss kink fic and that did it for me. after that i followed you back and we became moots ajnwja. when ur first account got terminated you scared me so fucking much, because i thought you were going to leave tumblr forever. don’t. ever. play. like. that. again. i’m glad we became moots bc i fucking love you <3

@opalsheart

I LOVE YOU SM! i think u were the first moot that i interacted with in direct messages, bc you had tea to spill, and ever since than we’ve been #4lifers. you send me edits and hate on t*m felton with me on instagram. you were the first mutual to know what i looked like lmaoo. u r an absolute goddess, bestie, like what- i know that you can pull anyone you want, so stop playing when you talk about someone.

even though we have a fucking 12 hour time difference, we still find time to talk to each other. it is so fun talking with you and the fact that when we talk it’s night for one of us. you let me send that stupid tik tok of ed sheeran and t*m felton to you and it probably haunts your dreams now ajnwajsj-

i appreciate that you study ur MF ass off for your exams, bc i could never. and you even send me those cute memes when i wake up- also we better be watching those true crime documentaries, bc i’m still waiting. idc if we have a time difference :) anyways ILY SM ELLIE !! <3

@laceycallisto

okay- where do i even get started with this. we first interacted when i reblogged that draco fan fic and we reblogged talking about how desperate we were trying to find that iconic fic. and i forgot that the creator could see all the reblogging we were doing- you texted me directly about adding my name into your tags, which obviously i agreed to. then we just started talking about random shit like how we were superior because we were june geminis. or how we talked about being in love with remus lupin.

i have vivid flash backs of how your remus fic hurt me. i cried my false lashes off proof reading janajaj- bestie- you’ve seen me cry ajnwja- your writing is ethereal, i don’t know how you can see that? your so nice too, like girly u gave me ur netflix within like a day of knowing each other 💀 we watched bridgerton in two mother fucking sittings. we ate that bridgerton hoe up!

all ur input on the scenes were so funny like the “with child” and “dicking” comments 😭 i love how it’s so easy to talk to you about everything, like how dumb i am- even talking about the privilege of being poc and not burning in the sun. bruh u even let me tag u in dumb tik tok videos, like what?! and i think your the only mutual i have that’s in the same time zone as me… also we better binge the next season. but ily sm, ur like my older sister, even if u say ur life is shitty 😭 <3

@dracomalfoys-wh0re

honestly, kacia. i owe a lot to you for my account being “found” or whatever, bc you reblogged a fic of mine, i’m pretty sure it was “common room” and that’s when i started getting notes and followers najajwjwj- you might not know that but i do 💀 i will forever remember that.

you literally were one of the first accounts ever- to follow me. and i won’t lie, i went crazy when u followed me because i love your fics so much! you are so funny and blunt too i swear 😭

and can we talk about your tom riddle fic? like?!the fact that you really showed tom’s true personality and character. every world had me enthralled further into the fic, the way you wrote him is exactly how i think tom riddle would act towards his s/o. his toxicity and gaslighting is too accurate.

moving on from the discussion of your fic, which is amazing, ily sm babe!!

@yoooespinosa

we’ve interacted a few times and when u texted me directly saying that you thought i was sweet, i literally went, “omg- people think i’m sweet” in a good way, not bad jkwajjw- can i just get started on your writing, because oh. my. fucking. god. it is the most captivating and heart breaking thing i’ve ever seen- the emotions that you put into every word completes the entire fic. every angst piece that you have written, made me cry or made something inside me just twist with sadness. it is truly lovely and magnificent.

how do ur fics not get thousands of notes? because everyone should see what you write, it’s unfair that others haven’t seen your fics. when u explained your dream to me, i swear you practically wrote a whole fic 😭

i remember u said that you wanted to do a face reveal, but we’re scared. bestie what are you scared of? you look like an ANGEL!! and if anyone were to disagree, they are obviously blind. but ily bestie <3

@o-rion-sta-r

BESTIE BAE ORION i love you so much!interacting with you is honestly so fun. and i remember like literally yesterday we were trying to figure out ari’s time zone and we were freaking out. you, ari, and me all have a fucking time difference 😭 it sucks so much!

at least every day you ask me how my days been and i think that’s so sweet, because before i got on tumblr people didn’t ask that question. i appreciate that you ask me that and just random questions in general, because i love interacting with you so much. and you should start writing bby! i will reblog anything you write, also ily sm <3

@ilygw

we don’t talk a lot, but you seem like a fun person! i love seeing all the edits you post on here, bc honestly i need more ferret boy content. i know there is a lot, but i feel like i’ve seen all of them. until i see you posting a new edit and i’m like, “okay… i guess i haven’t seen every draco edit” but that’s all i have lol, ly!!

@arcaneslut

to be honest, you seemed so intimidating to me. i know you said you’re not, but to me you seemed really scary even though i knew you weren’t 😭 i just interacted with you recently and you are so sweet i swear! i love all ur fics, especially “and then i felt nothing” because when i read this fic you better believe i was crying so hard- to the point where i couldn’t breath- everything was written so beautifully, i couldn’t believe it.

i love how one thing we share in common is losing our phones 💀 but i just wanted to say thank you for explaining the whole sleepover and celebration things to me! even tho we just started interacting i already love u!!

moots bc i’m in love with all of them: @just-a-smol-spoon @dreamy-clousds @dracoskinks @unedibledaisyduck @thatsassyhufflepuff @a-aexotic @l0vely-lupin @gothboutique @wolfstar4lifee @littlemissnoname13 @deatthfairy @arcaneslut @ladyvesuvia @laceycallisto @dracossweetprincess @the-lonely-poet-loves-to-weep @realityblocked @harmqnia @yoooespinosa @opalsheart @lilscloud @cupids-crystals @mellifluousart @lunas-kisses @malfoysmainb @klauscarolove @crystxlss @beforeoursunsets @marrymetheonott @queeriacs @electriclocean @dlmmdl @o-rion-sta-r @sfdlm @ilygw @desiredmalfoy @underappreciated-spoon-321 @draco-and-tom @hellounicorn @mugglesthesedays @dracomalfoys-wh0re

if i didn’t tag u it’s bc i can’t tag more than 50 blogs :(

[donnieluvsthings]

what are your thoughts and favorite quotes from this episode?

my thoughts are that this is one of my favorite episodes EVER it was so good so soft i absolutely LOVED IT and just. ALDKQLDKAL IT WAS AMAZING

anyway this got long who would’ve guessed so its going under a read more aldjaldls i just have a lot of feelings. SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

okay but to actually answer ur question i think it was just. what we NEEDED in this series rn there’s been a lot of angst and i loved POF, i did, but this was just so SOFT and FUN and there was a sprinkle of angst but not OVERWHELMING angst and it was so good. i love that virgil is the one who TOOK CHARGE and he DID THAT himself. he’s the PROTECTOR and he SHOWED IT here. i love that for him❤️💘💙💓❤️💖❣️💖❤️💓💙

also the art was so pretty!!!! all of them look so ADORABLE. the artists are so talented. and story-wise i like how it allowed them to physically interact!!! in the same frame!!!!! virgil turned roman’s face!!! roman put a hand on virgil’s shoulder!!!!! they both grabbed thomas’ shirt and both pushed him (literally) to do stuff!!!!! just. more freedom and i loved that

and idk fam they’re just so HAPPY even tho roman and virgil are two of the sides that maybe are not talking to the others as much bc of, yknow, many past events. i like the allusions to virgil not approving of janus’ acceptance/of lying in general but!!

as @subtlereferencetomyinterests pointed out to me in a galaxy brain moment, virgil’s line “are you gonna rely on deceit for all the answers? is that fair to him?” could mean that virgil recognizes how depending on a single side can hurt that side so he may not like janus but he still doesn’t want janus to get hurt by thomas relying ONLY on janus, bc it will hurt janus—just like relying too much on patton has already hurt patton in the past.

this is turning into me rambling as usual but just!!!!! yes i loved the ep!!!!! i have MANY favorite parts but some are:

Roman: oh, what lad is that which doth enrich the mack on yonder slate // Thomas: huh? // Roman: SIGH cutie at 12o’clock

i literally dont know if thats even what roman says but its hilarious aldjaldk

Virgil: thats a classic introverted method of talking about yourself without having to do anything too extreme......like talking

Roman and Virgil: *seeing Nightmare Before Christmas sticker* OH. MY. GOD.

Virgil: no, DOOFUS

Roman: i hate to rain on ur black parade gerard gay, but—

Thomas: good points guys! I don’t want to be doing this either and i will gladly sit back down now // Roman and Virgil: NO WAIT—

anyway theyre in sync this episode i love them sm

Virgil: u have 5 seconds max // Roman: i’m not MAX, i’m PRINCE ROMAN // Virgil: NO, MAN // Roman: uh its RO-MAN. with an “R”? you’re really struggling today.

Virgil: When it comes to antisocial etiquette, i’m like a TRIPLE expert. an EX-EX-EXPERT // Roman: easy tiger

I’m just gonna end up quoting the entire episode at this rate

GAY EYES (does that work? no. no. it does not. not for me at least)

everything about Nico i love him

Virgil: oh nonono i wasn’t testing you. i was just panicking :)

Thomas: idunno, PLANT

THEY HIDE IN A TRASHCAN

Roman: you were being a baby about the buttons, and the pins had you panicking (roman i love u)

V: thats like CYBER STALKING but REAL LIFE // R: so... stalking // V: OH UR RIGT

The bathroom monologue 🥺 and the GUY IN THE BATHROOM ALSKAL

V: you did it again // T: yeah i gotta stop wooing strangers in bathrooms ALSALDKS STOPPP

R: i so badly want this. i’m desperate for it. ROMANNN

V: HE FEARS THINGS TOO???

Nico: You almost forgot ur food! // V: if you could call it that. // R: YE—AH—UH TELL HIM TO CALL U SOMETIME. whats his number??? TELL HIM HOW CUTE HE IS!! a REAL textbook cutie pie!!!!! OH my gosh i cannot BREATHE right now *excited stuttered breathing* // V, at the same time: whAT?? you can’t just TELL someone to call u! we TEXT each other nowadays!!! and you will NOT tell him he’s a textbook cutie pie!!!!

Nico: you mind kinda telling me about that? // V&R: HUH?? // V: What’d he say? // R: I DUNNO I DUNNO // V: okay thats okay except its super NOT i am FREAKING OUT // R: i think i saw a lot of wide vowels // V: Nevada?? // R: MORE THAN THAT // V: anaconda???? // R: ANACONDA!!! Thomas he’s a Nicki Minaj fan!!!

VIRGIL PUSHES THOMAS BC HE SEES THAT THOMAS AND ROAMN ARE SADLAOWOFJWJF

the entire nico/thomas convo omg

SHUT UP EMO SHUT UP EMO

THE E N D C A R D!!! HAPPY FLAPPY HANDS

EDIT: VIRGIL’S PURPLE EYESHADOW IDK HOW I FORGOT THIS THE FIRST TIME

EDIT 2: also when thomas reads his tweet and virgil INSTANTLY has black eyeshadow again and goes “HUH.....delete it” alfkalfkal

i did in fact end up quoting most of the episode yeah i loved it okay sorry this is so long aldjaldksld goodbye

[tsukidrama]

hello tsuki! i hope you’ve been well!

it makes sense!! it even gives annie more depth! it’s actually very interesting to read one fic after the other because you can really see annie’s development! you did such a great job. and i’m sorry if it was in one of the fics and i missed it/forgot about it but when did reader learn about annie being a titan?

all of the ideas you listed sound so good, especially the reunion, it sounds very emotional! i understand about annie getting to grow old, i was so happy for her and reiner! they deserve some peace now. and about the fics you’re currently working on, i can’t wait to read all of them!! they’re all about characters that i love and i’m even more excited to talk about them with you askfhehj

i love their teacher too!! she’s the most badass housewife i’ve ever seen.

oh i see! i wonder why it’s not more popular then, considering how loved aot is.

i understand why you call it your masterpiece! there isn’t one line that doesn’t sound great, it’s all perfect!

i actually wanted to re-read part 2 today but then saw that historia one shot, i am not a fan of her at all but since you’re the one that wrote it i wanted to give it a try and i do not regret it!! i really loved the details like “She’ll unfasten the buckles of your maneuvering gear with expertise and skill she could have only gained from being a soldier herself” reminding us of her past! the line “...had to do with your big fat gay crush on Historia.” actually made me laugh out loud. the rhythm of the fic is also so good, it made me as impatient as historia for reader to come back and then as stressed as reader when it started to get steamy! the descriptions were as good as always, it looks so dreamy to sleep in historia’s bed and use her bathroom omg leaving the barracks to live in a place like this must have been a shock!

then the smut part was really good as always, i like the way you write it because it doesn't seem “too much” like you can read in some wlw fanfics, and my favourite part is that it didn’t stop right after the smut, the whole part after that was so sweet!

so yeah it’s the first time i actually like historia in a fanfic (or at all almost) so congratulations lol! in your fic she is soft but not innocent but still isn’t extremely kinky like some may portray her, it’s the perfect balance!

oh yelena definitey is a psycopath, but seeing her in the game would be entertaining (at least from the outside)! she really is hot, i can’t wait for her last scenes to be animated, i’m waiting for it more than some important scenes lmao.

also i wanted to say thank you for all the content you provide us (i realised i haven't said it before)(i can't believe i get to read all of that for free!!) you're one of my favourite writers on here and interacting with you is really fun and always so nice! 🥰

-j

hey friend! i haven't been doing too hot lately but i feel better after hearing from you! 😍 i really messed up my knee, nobody knows wtf is wrong with it & i need to go back to the doctor because it's not getting better 😖

cries, thank you! i might put all the annie stories that share TRNT reader in a series on ao3 or something, i had been thinking about that in the past. i might even edit the masterlist although I'm not sure how exactly yet, just that I want it to be labeled if that makes sense? and no, i have not written reader's reaction to finding out that Annie is a titan, mostly because that shit hurts me. she would've found out alongside everyone else though... as much as Annie loved/loves reader, she's so convinced that that she wouldn't or couldn't understand so she never tells R anything. R's biggest reaction is like "well u didn't even give me a chance..." and she really wants Annie to wake up so they can talk about it. unfortunately Annie's biggest fear is exactly what reader wants/needs, to learn all of her motives and ask the questions she never had the chance to ask.

well, aot has giant zombies and the big mystery of humanity thing going for it. fma 03 is not quite so fantastical to begin with. and then by contrast the quick pacing of brotherhood turns a lot of people off to the slow burn storytelling.

hnnnng nobody ever reviews part 2 of cold hands cold heart because smut is embarrassing i guess so if you still wanna send that you totally can >>>>>> I don't have to publish the ask if you don't want to me to wwjwowkwkwk

oh damn that's so nice 🤗🥳 i feel so powerful when people tell me that i've made something they like with a character they don't. tbh historia's character got ruined in the end with the baby and ...being a fascist... but i loved her so much in seasons 2 and 3. royal govt arc supremacy. i kinda hate the way the fandom interprets her too. shhh it's okay, just come over here and pretend like the shitty interpretations don't exist... tbh I think historia would be very lonely and sad, maybe a little bit demanding but not a total freak lmao. aa thank you so much as always!! i thought it turned out so cute & i'm glad you agree!

i totally agree. same with how in canon she'll be saying something balls to the wall crazy and i'm just like 🤩😍 i'd be doing the same thing in any interpretation of Yelena lmaooo i do really know how to pick em, huh? i love my crazies on this blog. i shrieked and shrieked when we got multiple yelena shots in that s4 p2 trailer!! im going to combust

oh my god 🥺 you're welcome j! that's so kind of you, you so totally didn't have to say that for me to know - there's thanks in every ask u send me! you're amazing and I appreciate you so much 😍🤗

oh btw! if you ever want to send me multiple messages that's totally fine. i'm also trying not to come off as like 👇😠🤬 send more asks lmao because it's more like, i just had my normal schedule disrupted bc knee and then i had the biggest zone out of all time & forgot to speak to anybody besides my wife and maybe my mom for days at a time, oops.

[youichi-kuramochi]

dearest viv,

how the FUCK do you connect scenes?

i forgot what sign off i was gonna use

started with an r

umm

fuck. whatever

i cant remember if it was regards or respectfully. maybe respectfully?? yeah since i was yelling?? ok

respectfully,

honey ʕ ﹒ ᴥ ﹒ ʔ

ALDFKJGALDFKGDLFJ THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST ASK TO WAKE UP TO THANK YOU FOR THAT OMG

ANYWAY............ do u mean like in general or me personally lmao bc my answer to the second is probably like. totally unhelpful bc I just kinda vibe it most of the time when I’m writing adflkjagdfk at least first drafts. editing is another story (standby. we’ll get there lmao)

[sidebar: OH MY GOD THIS ANSWER GOT SO LONG I’M SO SORRY IF THIS WAS A JOKEY ASK AND I JUST RAMBLED UNNECESSARILY FOR LIKE FOREVER I am just. I am very passionate about writing even though my own process is a Mess aldkfjglkgf anyway I’m putting this under a cut bc uh. this really got away from me]

alright so theoretically??? I think transitions are less important than like. there should be a point each scene is trying to make. it either develops character or plot or relationships or any combination of those, and you need to have enough to make that point and then it can end (though I overelaborate a lot so. idk. I don’t think I follow most of this advice even though I understand it In Theory adlfkgjlkf). similarly, when you string the scenes together, they should to build towards a larger narrative arc. like because character a learned this thing about themself in the previous scene, now they can confront character b about something else. or because of this character establishing moment, we can now have this character do this thing because we, the readers, now have some insight into their motivations/fears/desires/etc. or whatever. I guess this is sort of about transitions lmao but the point is that the larger narrative should connect, not that you need to be super careful always about making the words/physical scenes themselves connect, if that makes sense

imo scenes can start and end abruptly and like as long as the narrative point is made you don’t really miss out on much. I’m terrible at actually doing this which is why my fics all wind up so long but I don’t mind it at all when I’m reading. I think it’s really cool when someone can make a really powerful point with far fewer words than I ever could. idk who told me this maybe a professor or maybe I just read it somewhere but it’s often a good move to drop readers right in the middle of the action like you don’t need that much buildup to it (unless the buildup serves a purpose. maybe your character is hesitating. maybe they’re overthinking.) you might need more buildup/general exposition in the beginning to get us acquainted with the world of the fic, but especially as you go on, exposition only as needed can be a good move. something something kill your darlings, y’know?

actually this last bit I do follow sometimes lmao I often wind up with several pages of just. unused text that I’d written and then decided was extraneous to the point I was trying to make or made a scene drag on or just didn’t click. like for my current ongoing fic, I have entire scenes I’ve cut. I wrote 2k of a high school scene that I ended up only using slivers of for flashbacks. there was a scene when onigiri miya opened at one point. for my bkak big bang fic I literally have over 6k that I took out completely that if I had kept in would’ve given the whole thing a completely different tone that I decided I didn’t like after I’d already written like half the fic. so I scrapped them. I usually save these, not do anything with really but just because deleting text forever is hard lmao so saving the writing somewhere, if not in the fic itself, makes it easier for me to cut

ALL THAT SAID it’s also totally cool to just trust your gut and run with a vague idea. like this kind of writing should be fun and I wouldn’t let worrying about this stuff get in the way of having a good time. and also everyone’s process is different!! everyone’s writing style is different and your writing probably won’t have the same tone or style as writers you admire and that’s okay!! it’s a good thing, even, imo. that’s what’s so cool about writing and honestly a lot of my favorite writers do not write like I do and I love that

and when I said I vibe it w my fics I really honestly do 90% of the time. I usually have a general sense of where I’m going but it’s more enjoyable for me discover things on the way. some people swear by outlines, I fundamentally do not other than like. AT MAX writing a short bullet point list of scenes I want to include as I think of them bc my brain is like a sieve. and usually weeks after starting something, I’ll write a line/paragraph/scene and have an epiphany like oh my god. oh my god I get what this whole piece is trying to say. (this is my favorite part of writing tbh. discovering that moment) and once I have that, it’s much easier to figure out what belongs and what doesn’t when I go back and edit earlier scenes and make sure that everything ties together

and also, finally, (sorry I know I’ve been rambling for a while now I swear this is the last point) I want to note that all of this gets easier and more natural with practice. I’ve been writing for over 10 years, on and off. ao3 says I have 500k+ of published fic, not to mention I probably as much if not more from abandoned wips that will never see the light of day AND a bunch of stuff floating around on livejournal (lol) from the pre-ao3 days, so I have written. a LOT. and over time you sort of hone your intuition about what works for you and what doesn’t and at least for me, now I think a lot less abt the nitty gritty and just go wherever my writing takes me and I’ll usually land in the general vicinity of making sense. I think anyone can get there (or wherever it is you’d like to be if this isn’t your style). the trick is just to keep writing! it’s a skill like everything else ☺️

[evanescentdawn]

Highlights of today’s writing:

—Okay!!! So there was a VC stream today at orvcord and that somehow gave me a boost to write!! After the writing block I have been feeling... :’) Wasnt really writing block, but Y’know just busy with school and exam TT

Anywaysss, So. I tried to start a new wip with the prompt given but that didn’t go well so I just did past wips (still thinking about that new wip orv though, no idea on quite on what it is but. I Am Thinking.)

—+224 words to the Yjh regression stuff wip!! AND HEYYYY I finally edited and wrote stuff and!!! Finally uh what do you call it, finished up the loose ends?? anyways, yeah. I’m so happyyyy. I’m really feeling this wip now Can’t believe that I’ve worked on it for 45mins it didn’t feel like that

the one yjh pov that I feel like is working :’) 🙌 don’t how the hell is though

also dead laughing because someone in orvcord thought it was genderswap. because in the last part I only had mentioned “woman” and not who. Lolll.

And okay so now to think about how this conversation is gonna go. Yjh is obvs going to write to murder her immediately because he’s just. Like. That. Need to reread this arc again. *adds that on my never-ending to do list*

—Omgggg I actually worked on my WMMAP wips??? I’m so surprised. This VC sprint was something. XD and because of YouTube, and the song that came up... it reminded of that time travel fic and I went mmmh let’s check it out and woah. I never expected to actually like it?? thought I wouldn’t like it if I read it! but! it was actually good?? I love it and even worked on it a bit!

—+240 words to the wmmap athy time travel wip. I already have a vision on how this is going to go, still remember it clearly from before. It was originally a fic I had written in mind but then got motivated to put on paper!!! Though I wish that I actually did write notes or anything, because I am pretty sure I forgot some stuff 😭Anyways yeahhh I think I will work more on it later in the day! Hopefully. Need to check up, how the ever heck you write people drowning. ‘Coz I’m completely lost on that

—Also edited the Athykiel wip! Yikes, this one was...really wordy. So I cut down on a lot is stuff that I didn’t need at all. Little iffy with this wip. It doesn’t quite have that spark. Just BLERGH. I hate the way I wrote it

—+99 words to the Liliana wip! I do love this one and wanttt to write it. But. Urgh. It’s just Not working right now. Gonna try and edit it somewhere during today. For now, I did a bullet point this of continuation for me to work with. I just do that more, it helps greatly. I didn’t realise ‘till now.

—+80 words to the Draco&scorpius wip! Heckkk I think I am close to finish. YES. Writing this one has been lottsss of fun. I adore them so much. Dad!Draco is e v e r y t h i n g. Debating on the draco/nerville thing. not feeling them anymore, lol. But aww I liked that ending line I had in mind.

—+8 words to the sanghee crangst wip. Mannn, this one is hard to write but IM DETERMINED TO FINISH IT.

—FINALLY GOT THAT MOTIVATION BACK TO WRITE IN THE WMMAP FANDON SO OF COURSE IMMEDIATELY OPENED THAT LILY AND FELIX WIP!!!! Because heck I have been wanting to write for so long god.

—Added 84 words! Not much since, lol, I only had a single line in it. But godddd, ITS PROGRESS. And I’m having so much about these two, about this wip. 😭😭

—+70 words on the Touken bite wip. Urgh. I don’t really have an ending in mind for this wip??? So it’s hard to continue it, literally crawling so slow here. I need to think of an ending but my mind is just....blank. It’s a plot/plotless fic, and just about reminisce stuff and Kaneki being a sap. It feels finished when it isn’t at all

....Hey, what if I ship to Touka’s POV??? Now that’s an idea.

—+11 words to the khr prompt wip. progress!! I am really fascinated by tyl!Tsuna and it’s really cool trying to explore this way. it’s just....taking a bit longer to put the stuff in words. since I have a lot thoughts and they are all...over the place. I want to also reread parts of the arc, because my memory is a bit iffy.

—Omg, I think I hit a breakthrough in my Tokyo ghoul orv au. Originally was just planning to have this no ghouls AU....but that’s no fun, so....I thought what if I still keep the ghouls thing??? It would so cool! And I had an idea on what to do with Rize. Rize as the wenny!king is just....heart eyes... I need to really properly brainstorm this but. That’s for later.

—+165 words to the athy time travel wip. Worked on it again! Sort of evening, instead of afternoon lol. OH GOSH I CANT WITH THIS WIP IT HURTS SO MUCH. 😭 Also about the drowning scene, after rereading through and tweaking lil stuff...I think....it’s fine??

—WAS JUST ONLY GET TO GO AND READ THROUGH THE YJH REGRESSION WIP AGAIN BUT....I ended up writing working on it.

—+55 words to the wip. They have interacted and exchanged words!! Holy shit. Never expected this wip to be this interesting. (Still to reread that arc again....)

—+76 words to the Khr 1827 wip au???? I wrote??? Hibari pov that I actually liked??? NO IDEA where this came from

[belzinone]

// okie dokie, y'all lovelies enabled me~ i had such a blast doing this. here's my play-by-play of aot 2: final battle (cadet arc) as au cadet bel ♡

she told shadis she was there to reclaim shiganshina. he said good bc she'd make a good snack // more scenes under the cut!!!

i put maxed out her lip color so i could better see her mouth as i was editing it and forgot to take it off when i was done. wym titan training isnt glamorous stfu shadis let her live

i showed one of my fandom friends pics of her ass and she was impressed. game version also delivers.

also look how beautifully thick she is. that customization~ she's a lot more snatched than i wouldve liked her to be but there was no torso option like that : ( i gave her so much roadrash during the training run lmao couldn't keep her off the ground then shadis called her out for being slow. lmao git fukt scrub

tsk tsk tsk typical~ not bad but not great. she placed third in the training exercise tho, behind mikasa & reiner.

did i make her too short? :0 i'll have to compare her to historia and connie lol

good god her ass is thick lmao. she is a bit overweight but maybe she stands out too much fjsngnsjg anyways, the three of them suck so shadis is gonna threaten them. scare tactics are standard issue lol

let's see, how tall is mina?

ok yeah bel's 152.4cm i made her too short.

she's taller than historia (145cm) here, tho. mb it was the angle~

AAAAANNNNNNNIIEEEEEEEE~! 

yeah bel stop throwing that ass of yours in a circle before you cha cha real smooth into the mouth of a titan

uh oh busted i ran to the edge of the map

:0 !!!!! NOTHING ILLEGAL TO SEE IN THERE SIR!!

y'all prob can't see this very well but there is MAD DETAIL in those 3dmg straps. goddamn~

M A D  E M B R O I D E R Y  T O O ! ! (one plothole here: bel wasn't in the 104th. she joined earlier, but did the trio join straight after the fall of wall maria?? she did at that time too but she really had to be there sooner. hmm...)

yessir this much was true~ (was a full fledged adult sharing the boat with a murderous crying child tho)

game over y'all guess she's going to jail XDD

OH THANK GOD

SASHAAAAAAAAAAAA! if you suggest she raid the officer's store for meat you increase your friendship level.

that makes you responsible for THIS

JJEEAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!! it's so easy to build friendship with so far: just encourage everyone~

CCOOONNNNNIEEEEEEEEE~ 158cm. so if she's between him and mina she fine~

ARRRRRMINNNNNNNNN (163cm) i'm sorry i'm just obsessing with the accuracy of her height bc i could only adjust it via slider while she was standing by herself in an open field DX

umm yeah man is that bad?? y'all did catch her during the training exercise (also, ass. maybe that's why reiner was so mad about her apologizing lmao)

OMG! GANG GANG~♡ they're all asking each other for training advice

jesus. these are some bigass trees.

k so i just found out you could enter buildings and MAAARRRCOOOOOO (also found her room in the barracks where you could edit her character, so i darkened her skin a little, wiped her gloss, and made her shoulders a lot broader ✌🏼)

Dazzzzzzzz (both he and oluo are both teens looking like theyre 60 smh what an inferiority complex does to people lol)

g a n g  g a n g

:0 !!!! marco has faith in her leadership. bad call, marco (we won the training exercise tho lmao)

that's it for this arc!! thanks for humoring me y'all. it was super fun~♡

[dreamxsims4]

Newcrest Gameplay Day 15

50 Shades of Garbage Edition

Lol I skipped some days, missed some days but today, it’s Thanksgiving! And that’s all I need to know at this point. 

So....ap opera.....time......irl I drank entirely too much cognac, champagne and tequila. I also smoked a blunt (2 puffs worth lol) for the first time in five years. What triggered this relapse was....just being around it all the time in my most intimate and personal spaces. So in my head I was like, im gon smoke me a blunt. I barely made it past the first puff, was high all night and was tripping major ball sacks. Don't do drugs, I’m also suffering a two day headache. Anyways! The importance of me saying this is one, just venting, two this is why this gameplay is so shitty. Because I just wasn't in the mood. Plus.....plus...and thanksgiving only lasts for so long y’know. Plussssss I am suffering depression because one of my relationships won't work out no matter how hard I try and its kicking my emotional ass. 😏

Let’s get into this gameplay shall we, thou it is not much to get into. Fair warning. 

*ahem* sorry about the quality. Welcome you guys, this is Cedric’s side of the family. From left to right, Cedric’s Mother, Nita (that’s not her name), his niece Latriece (that’s not her name), his sister Bronhelda (not her name, I forgot all of their names unfortunately....I might be suffering brain damage), his dad Cedric (don’t ask what’s wrong with me, that is not his name), and his brother in law Roderick, (not his f*cking name, sorry).

This is Brielle Miller, Yvette’s little cousin. She is a freshman in college now, technically which is really driving me to buy this $40 dollar game but....guess what...shh, lean in close.....

So I jump on the game after changing everyone’s outfits and wow, just wow. Someone has died, Elvis has left the building however, get this.....no one knows who passed away into the sim heavens. I looked through notifications, contacts and didn’t see anyone who passed on to be a ghost so....I was confused Confucius. The whole entire freaking family was mourning though no one actually passed away. At this point I was aggravated and almost shut the game down. 

.......

So! I took Jamal to the bar so he could cheer up. He was the only one who could go out of him, Yvette and Cedric so he invited Brielle to go with him. Now that I think about it, it might be homophobic that he didn't invite Cade, Brielle’s brother. They are the same age, can't drink, but can still have fun. It’s just that Cade is what one calls a flaming gay, and I didn't bring him along and now I feel bad about that. Jamal is not a homophobic, he just forgot. Anyways, Brielle is flirting with Jamal all night and  I’m like, what the hell...does she not know that he is her cousin. 

So around midnight, in great sim morale and fashion he leaves and drops her off at home. He was on the sunshine pill and a glass of whiskey, but he was still sad at the end of the night. I mean sobbing, like...who died bro? For real.

Back at the Miller-Woods residence, Yvette and her mom Cecilia (these are their names now, by the way), are preparing the meals for Thanksgiving. 

They are also eating the meals for Thanksgiving. Noice. 

Yup....I guess it’s safe to say, they did a great job. Alright, so they went to sleep woke up the next day and it was time to celebrate SimsGiving!

Lmfao, that’s all they cooked. I ended up placing the @indisim​ Thanksgiving set but I didn't take a picture. It wouldn't have done it justice though because game lag was too real. 

Look at Momma Miller’s face....she was like, “Brielle! Brielle Miller I know your mother did not let you come out the house like that with them lashes on. They so long you can use them as wings and fly away if you wanted to!”

That’s what she was saying at that moment. Brielle replies, “She has on the same lashes. You have on lashes, it’s what the kids are wearing these days.”

Touche, m*th*rf*ck*r, touche.

And so yeah, I mean they were pretty not lit, I mean we got a good playlist though with this new hip hop playlist! I was like ohhhh okayyy, seema wema blocklist poppin, exactlyy.

Everyone left with food poising because...if you look closely to the right....they were eating spoiled food. I don't know where they got it from. IF ALL THAT WAS OUT TO EAT WAS THE DAMN FOOD THEY JUST COOKED, STAY TF OUT THE FRIDGE, EAT THE SIM FOOD ON THE DAMN SIM TABLE. Sh*t.

at this point I'm just about as done with this SimsGiving as I am with the new American Impeachment. Who forgot to pay the bills???? Then it took them the rest of the party to get the lights turned back on, omg....so frustrating. So the dinner party got a low rating and I was just like...I am not neglecting my homework for this sh*t.

They just sat in the dark and ate they spoiled food too. I didn't see nobody eat the roast chicken, macaroni and cheese, or the damn salad, or drink the drinks!

Can we say...

Waaaaaste of simoleonssssssss.

Eating spoiled food in the food, mm I mean in the dark🤦🏾‍♀️....and what do y'all have on?!?! I spent like an hour creating bomb af outfits for them to show up in this sh*t. Ugh. 

So then everybody went home, Poppa Miller cleaned up the kitchen thankfully and Myles Miller got left behind so Yvette had to take him home. The end! 

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! I hope everybody enjoyed their holiday! Got out the house, spent time with loved ones, loved themselves or showed love to others. I’m out of hereeeee boiiiiiiiiiii ✌🏾

[saleintothe90s]

381. It Came From the Daily Show: one episode from June 1999, and one from July, 1999

(April and May, 1999)

I fell behind on this series because Daily Show (especially back then) only worked for about 2 weeks out of every month during the Summer. There was slim pickings. Also, I have to get this out of the way so we can discuss the episode of Daily Show where Jon makes fun of Garth Brooks for being Chris Gaines!! 

June 24, 1999

Intro - “I’ma’ gonna totally sign your yearbook!” “ I can’t believe we’re going to college in the fall! BFF!” 

Headlines - Spike-O Killer - Son of Sam is upset about the movie about him, Summer of Sam, “demands more Summer, less Sam.” Son of Sam says the film is “hurtful to society”, and the audience dies laughing. He’s also mad that he’s being played by “the fat guy from The Practice”.

Headlines - “Deep Ship” - Bob Ballard has found two of the oldest shipwrecks off the coast of Israel. Obligatory Gilligan’s Island three hour tour reference.  We also learn about Polyphemus?! Don’t worry, Jon didn’t know about him either. 

Correspondent Bit - “Another World”. Stephen Colbert discusses the NBC soap opera Another World being canceled. Jon would never leave Lilah in an elevator shaft while in labor during the big ball! Does he ever wonder about his bastard elevator baby?! Does Stephen Colbert look french? Daddy?!  I love it when they did stupid bits like this back then, I’m also just a sucker for when they changed the lights in the studio.

(There’s also a hilarious bit from the summer of 2001 where Steve Carell cries over Luke and Laura from General Hospital finally divorcing.)

Special Report - Terror in the Toy Chest. I love it when Jon talks about mundane things such as toys. In this case, its a Tarzan doll that makes a masturbatory gesture, a prudish woman is filing a obscenity complaint against Toys R Us selling an Austin Powers doll that says “do I make you horny, baby?”, and pool dive sticks have been impaling children in the butt. I remember the pool dive sticks being recalled! 

Cherilyn Paulsen of Silver Spring, Md., wishes she had taken the dive stick away from her daughter. In August 1997, Paulsen’s daughter was jumping and playing in an inflatable pool in the family’s backyard, celebrating her 6th birthday.

“The next thing I heard was my daughter’s blood-curdling scream,” Paulsen remembered.

The girl had been impaled on a dive stick brought to the party by a friend. Paulsen’s daughter was flown to an area children’s hospital, where she underwent two hours of surgery.

“It tears through children’s bodies,” Paulsen said of the toy. “It looks harmless, but people need to realize how much harm they can do.” 1

Take a listen to the hotline the company has set up: 

See also: 

Other News: Purple Reign - Phil Jackson is named coach to the Lakers. 

This Just In:  Commie Dearest - Khrushchev’s son passes the U.S. Citizenship test. We’re all fish theologists? 

Public Excess - Karaoke King - I’ve probably mentioned this before, but Public Excess was one of my favorite bits back in the day. Rich Brown would introduce the craziest and the dumbest clips from the dying format of public access TV. I know some people who review old Daily Shows don’t like the segment, but we didn’t have YouTube back then! This was it for us if we wanted stupid people!  In this edition, a guy in a crappy suit sings a song about a teenager in love and says the song is all about him, Lorenzo dances around in a gold jacket with some fancy effects, and a muppet looking guy who is proud to be a federal worker? Omg, this guy crank calls and asks how he keeps his head so shiny! 

July 22, 1999

If memory serves me correct, Daily Show always goes on a big break in July, so these pickings were real slim. also, the Vance DeGeneres Tales of Survival field piece is missing a part off of the Comedy Central Website. I’m 90% sure I don’t have this episode on vhs either. I did, however find the commercial breaks from this episode.

Headlines: MissPentagon - Congress blasts Pentagon for misuse of military funds--including a Comanche helicopter that is so loaded down with weaponry, the pilot has to weigh under 110 pounds. In 2004, the program was finally canceled.

Headlines: Lemmingway - George Hemingway turns 100. There was a look-a-like contest and a key lime pie eating contest in Key West. Gross.

Correspondent Piece - A Tale of Survival: S.J. Sharkie - Okay, so the doofus who cut these episodes of TDS up forgot to include the first part of Vance DeGeneres’ bit about S.J. Sharkie, the San Jose Sharks hockey mascot being stuck in the rafters of the stadium during a bit where he was supposed to be descended upon the ice. Staff lowered him down another rope and he was able to reel back up to safety. 

Other News: The Patch is Prologue - Women might finally get birth control patches -- “putting an end to all loud speaker condom price check jokes”. 

I just remembered that annoying Ortho-Evra commercial from 2003 where the lady keeps flashing us her underwear. 

This Just in: Friends in Greed - “NBC pays five million dollars an episode for Friends. Cast of Suddenly Susan to receive new fanny packs.” 

Al Up in That: Milk - 91 year old Daily Show consumer advocate, Al Green the Bedspread King of Long Beach rants about milk. I don’t know where they found this guy. Either Stacey Grenrock-Woods did a field piece about him, or they found him on Public Access? 

Note to Al, Cofeemate isn’t milk. ‘Crap’s not even dairy. 

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1.Fields, Robin, “Swim Pool ‘Dive Stick�� Toys Recalled,” Los Angeles Times, June 25, 1999. https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1999-jun-25-mn-49982-story.html

[baekhvuns]

Someone with a massive brain made that connection suhshdjsshhssh also I had a dream about LSH a few days ago I think I forgot to tell you...

I got another gift for you: https://twitter.com/avgcatboyliker/status/1519866600626835456?t=wFtFUzcKG-NTEZ57lBmDfA&s=19 - their Hwa art destroys me every single time 💀

https://twitter.com/avgcatboyliker/status/1496253345308286977?t=7VG47ZhkPR2KttxKTiLNDA&s=19 - I'm sorry I can't be normal about it 😳😳😳

I knoooow except for work I had to meet some lawyers a few times and 🥴 well bestie, there are people who definitely deserve jail, so maybe you'll actually do the right thing hggshahahsgsagfa

Making money on YT is soooo hard and it was near impossible years ago, also producing quality content when you're busy/don't have the energy is annoying, I was a part of a group and we made videos together. Now there's this podcast, so I make appearances from time to time.

Me and Hongjoong are soulmates when it comes to photography, hahahha, I have a collection of different cameras. <3

SNAKE??? ALIVE??? Yeah Aussies are fucking crazy, so maybe I shouldn't be shocked.

To be fair since 2019 my life has been on hold, even before the pandemic started so hopefully it will kick off again soon, because your girl is miserable 😭💔😪

JT is not the worst though, in my home country they play embarrassing and annoying local songs and I wanna die. People have fun, but I'm a hater, I can't help it.

Seriously cyclist in Amsterdam are crazy motherfuckers, almost got run over 3 times... I know cycling is good etc etc, I used to like it as a kid, but somehow I developed hatred towards them. Not to mention those fucking electric scooters 🔫🔫🔫🔫 I was a fan of the OG ones but they're a plague now, people don't know how to ride them and they just leave them everywhere for no reason?! Wtf bitch, get up! https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/electric-scooter-lying-pavement-gdynia-electric-scooter-lying-pavement-201163798.jpg

Gonna continue in another message cause I'm not on the app and for some reason my long ask doesn't wanna send 😡 - DV 💖

HELLOBDBD

Someone with a massive brain made that connection suhshdjsshhssh also I had a dream about LSH a few days ago I think I forgot to tell you...

NO FR IM BLOWN AWAY 😭😭😭 oh pls do 👁👄🤲🏼

I got another gift for you: https://twitter.com/avgcatboyliker/status/1519866600626835456?t=wFtFUzcKG-NTEZ57lBmDfA&s=19 - their Hwa art destroys me every single time 💀

i wish, i wish u saw me iNHALE

https://twitter.com/avgcatboyliker/status/1496253345308286977?t=7VG47ZhkPR2KttxKTiLNDA&s=19 - I'm sorry I can't be normal about it 😳😳😳

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I knoooow except for work I had to meet some lawyers a few times and 🥴 well bestie, there are people who definitely deserve jail, so maybe you'll actually do the right thing hggshahahsgsagfa

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 i bet u were frustrated with them too bc god damn,,, also some law students r so entitled and for what ????? 😭😭😭 atp the only good thing abt saying u did law is saying u went to law school </3

Making money on YT is soooo hard and it was near impossible years ago, also producing quality content when you're busy/don't have the energy is annoying, I was a part of a group and we made videos together. Now there's this podcast, so I make appearances from time to time.

YEAH?? ahh like it’s extra money bc u gotta buy the equipment and produce content with softwares that cost money perhaps? OOOOOOOO omg that is so cool, podcasting sounds really cool if ur not the one editing it for hours 😭😭😭😭 BUT THATS SO COOL what is the podcast abt? just regular stuff or like themed content,, ik a few authors here have podcasts and they’re truly so fun to listen <33

Me and Hongjoong are soulmates when it comes to photography, hahahha, I have a collection of different cameras. <3

AAAAAAA pls recruit me in ur duo,,, i will stand there with my canon and olympus,,, OKAY I HAVE A QUESTION so i was going to invest in a film camera for the summer,,, and since u have a collection i presume u might also have film ones?? i was wondering which one is actually worth it, as in lasts longer or has a better? kodak or fuji? 35mm or is 50mm better?

SNAKE??? ALIVE??? Yeah Aussies are fucking crazy, so maybe I shouldn't be shocked.

GEKWHDKW I MEANT SNAILS, LIKE HE WOULD JUST PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH AND THEN GET YELLED AT 😭😭😭 aussie’s r INSANE

To be fair since 2019 my life has been on hold, even before the pandemic started so hopefully it will kick off again soon, because your girl is miserable 😭💔😪

omg i hope u go to many places after it’s over !!!! omg u should come here !!! don’t go toronto there’s nOTHING there 🔫

JT is not the worst though, in my home country they play embarrassing and annoying local songs and I wanna die. People have fun, but I'm a hater, I can't help it.

BDWNBDWKDJWK UR THE YN WE GOT IT BESTIE DBDB

Seriously cyclist in Amsterdam are crazy motherfuckers, almost got run over 3 times... I know cycling is good etc etc, I used to like it as a kid, but somehow I developed hatred towards them. Not to mention those fucking electric scooters 🔫🔫🔫🔫 I was a fan of the OG ones but they're a plague now, people don't know how to ride them and they just leave them everywhere for no reason?! Wtf bitch, get up! https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/electric-scooter-lying-pavement-gdynia-electric-scooter-lying-pavement-201163798.jpg

BRNWHDKWHDKWJDK RAN OVER BY SCOOTERS they hit ankles so bad 😭😭😭😭😭😭 LMFAOOOO STOP FBFBFB also,,,

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do you recommend yowapeda?

omg JDFKJG OK i’ll try to answer this honestly but pls keep in mind i watched this back in 2015 so i dont remember it in perfect detail…OH ALSO i only watched the first 2 seasons so i cant speak for the newer ones!

i think its?? cute and fun…its quite Extreme/ridiculous as far as sports anime goes like w/ the special abilities n stuff jkdfgh but that also makes it fun?? it’s a wild ride… I think its strong parts are the characters and character dev/interactions… i think plot wise it was like, not the best/kinda predictable? and pacing wise its quite… slow i think(i dont remember much but i remember the races get dragged out super long,,) and it is quite long too… apparently… its not my fav as far as sports anime goes(my fav is haikyuu!!!) but i remember it bein fun and crazy and the charas r p likeable :O oh and animation wise it’s…ok (theres a lot of kinda awk CG used lol and the art style takes some getting used to)

edit: oops i forgot to actually give my rec…I’d say…if ur rly into sports anime go for it?? ibut its not my fav sports anime so…i dont rly rec it super strongly jfdgdf 

edit2 oh my god…i just looked up gifs and…ok im terrified its been so long i forgot just how this anime also doubles as a horror anime JKDGHFG OK UH……uh…… *squirms* uhhhhhhHJGDGJHFHJFHG

[indomies]

hi love!! I’m giving you all the good luck for your exams 💙 oh that sucks and I completely understand the feeling, but just know that it can only get better from here, and once you finish this degree (unless you choose to do further studies) you’re done and you don’t have to worry about exams again!!!!

omg that’d be so cool if you started up a small business - I’m sure you’d have great stuff to sell! what stuff did you have in your merch shop in indonesia??

yessss me too 🥰 and I’m excited to see how the hl seasons edit turns out!!

holy shit I just looked up all those places that you mentioned and they’re i n c r e d i b l e 😲. the borobudur temple is gorgeous, the beaches at lombok and east nusa tenggara are stunning and the komodo dragons i slfjskjd 😳😳. ((I’m literally putting all these places on my travel list btw))

oh wow is it tough that you haven’t gone back in 3 years?? like obviously with technology now you’re able to do more like call family, etc. but still it must suck not going back to your home country :( (unless that’s your choice, which in that case is cool too haha)

kind of a side note but I saw your pics in the snow in berlin and you look so adorable omgggg, and also the snow is pretty too sljdskj

yesss I can’t wait!!!!! love you too belle!!

your secret valentine 💖

hey lovely, it’s your secret valentine here <33 I’m not sure if you got my last ask (and it’s completely fine if you did and you just haven’t answered it yet!!) i just wanted to make sure tumblr didn’t eat it up 😠 or that you thought I stopped sending asks! hope you’re having a great day 🥰

lovely!!! hello jdksks it’s my fault! i opened your ask yesterday and wanted to answer it but something got into the way then i forgot fjsjsj my bad! thanks for the other ask!!! so sweet🥺

fuck no im gonna graduate and work first fjsjs no further studies in the near future lmaoo. i want to take a break from studying and idk just have time for myself, between studying and working im so tired.

i sold tote bags!!! i think you can find it on gladtohearabell on instagram. it was really fun!!! i chose totebags bc my friends who were fans were in highschool and uni so totebags were suitable djsjsk.

i have my hl season ready! but im waiting for the dash to be a bit quiet from defenceless. this is defenceless time babey!!! i had a lot of thoughts with it bc the first season caption was summer but the mb itself felt more spring than summer BFJDDK bc of flowers. so im making a summer beachy vibes mb now!!!!

I KNOW RIGHT! indonesia has incredible nature but the government lmao want to throw them out. too many incompetents there. im putting them also in my travel list lmaoo.

yeah but my family visited me during christmas in 2018 and 2019! so i didnt miss out a lot. but yeah i miss my room in indonesia lmao and my family. hope we can get vaccinated soon tho so i can fly home fjsjsjs.

thank you!!! i was so happy with the snow!! i didnt see snow that thick since 2017 djsnsk. there’s gonna be a snow storm this weekend in north germany and it’s so cold already here thank God we’re staying at home.

okay pls tell me what are your dream places to visit???

love you❤️

[misterbitches]

unpop opinionz abt bl or just my opinions. that may or may not be popular. stream of consci. no one has to care or read. i will  do this whenever i like or when i am drunk and/ or high. like now. i do tharntype + sotus, uwma, lbc, and MODC...and long ass writing and spoilers so if u stumble it aint my problem

tharntype:

some user on here blocked me cos i said rape is bad*. and it is. and it’s stupid. and not done right it has no place in these writers, who really cannot write, or producers hands. it’s easy for people to judge it because it allows itself to be judged. and bl doesn’t fix its own issues. it just keeps perpetuating. when you gain an ounce of respect for women mayhaps that will change and we fuck up all that misogynist shit in our brains (FREE YR MIND)

but anyways i skipped til like ep 6. i barely know what the storyline is and id ont care. it isnt that interesting. they’re not great actors but i like the look of that bigger one. together their chemistry is fun i wouldn’t say like....as deep as i would like but watching them is nice

(this is where the wife/husband thing is relevant. i watched 6 - 13 a lot. so the father saying “as long as you’re not the wife i’m ok with ur HOMOSEXUAL rship then” but it turns out his son was the “wife” and guess what? that’s gross. if you can’t write female characters then leave us out of it.)

anyway i can see why people didn’t watch it. i say skip everything and see how they are together. the skinnier one is not as good w like idk. being seductive? but he’s fun to watch lol. together they are nice. i really enjoyed watching their dynamic.

some of the kissing was a lot but not in a bad way. i think if they had a deeper connection i would feel it more. but i saw gifs of them and piqued my interest and i clicked(footnote 2)

 the actors as themselves and whatever their rship is fun to watch..i read some UNSAVORY things about one of the actors with another dude in another show but whatever.

hm what else....yea the show is ok. theyre not great actors. cute together. sometimes when they kiss there was way too much like breathing jesus christ shut up. they totally could have done some inverted tropes but they didnt bc why would they.

a...c? c-? i give it? maybe that. people who had some criticism for it were right (like me :P) idk why i got BLOCKED cos i was JUST SAYING. rape in a story for no reason or as a startoff for lust is ridiculous. disgusting. i wont ever shut up about it. it helps no one and doesn’t help the gay community (can go down a rabbit hole here, too)

C- (this is generous but D+ seemed kinda mean...)

sotus + sequel:

idk why but i’ve seen some things flaoting around about the light guy. idk if they are true or not. i did not like that. i saw this before i read those tho (abt him not being comfortable)

this is what im talking abt...and this is where gmmtv will fail. but most bls. they’re CLEARLY worth something. they make money. the actors are a draw for others. i am not a thai citizen nor a thai teen so but i am assuming many get popular. this is because there’s a formula that is almost always stuck to. i am guessing that the channel is a public broadcast (not an HBO type) so there has to be more censorship

i LOVE seeing what countries with less production $ or a more current industry, (like in SEA tho ppl hav ebeen making revolutionary art foreverrrrrr don tforget there’s more than dramas) create. there’s less money and stuff and maybe the editing isnt good or a certain way the drama is shown is very particular and not always appealing. i am nigerian, i respect that shit. nollywood is that shit too.

and as people ge tmore $ for prods or more public support they get better (i cannot emphasize how MUCH BETTER SOUND HAS GOTTEN FOR THAI SHOWS OMG dramas in general but)

so sotus kind of suffers from lower prod quality. but also the acting is bad. sorry it is. i like the darker guy (sorry im too lazy to google names but...singto? right? hes a good photographer) and he has gotten better or wil get better i think but. yea. terrible acting lol

also like...u can tell that other dude wasn’t totally comfortable or they just didnt know each other enough. i don’t know. it was very much two guys standing next to each other now like kiss once. the reluctance to show like affection even in private settings is BONKERS TO ME. literally it’s like these men have the most sterile rships and that is suchhhh an issue in BLs, particularly the thai i guess. 

tbh if the storyline was better and if they had more chemistry it would be better to me. i know ppl love it, i dont really get it lol...their kisses r ok...idk it’s like a waste of time. i’ve tried watching it like 1000000 times 

thats all i have for now 

*im oversimplfying. i think it was bc ppl were being harsh. but any excucses people want to use the fact is that....rape bad and that’s stupid ok. but it sucks cos i wanna rt their gifs sometimes but nope lMAO

i know im not wrong so...

lbc, uwma, modc: 

I LITERALLY CANNOT WATCH THESE ACTORS. I’M SORRY  I CANNOT. THEIR FACES MAKE ME FURIOUS OR THEIR ACTING. I DONT KNOW WHY. i am shocked i dont totally hate saint bc i abhorred the character in LBC and like. every ounce of it. i dont rly like taht small dude from uwma (the past s/l?) i just cant w his face, and modc...omfg....the guy was so fucking SICK LOOKING

this is where footnote 2 comes in: if i cannot handle ur fucking face i will hate the drama. the secondary char in tharntype like the highschooler? oh my god i wanted to die too but like. shit. i wouulda watched for teamwin but that was barely there. and i could not get through modc. the couple with the age gap is gross, and i lit cannt look at this hot-ass big guy making out with a stick that dies

i cant be the only one. i didn’t like uwma dude’s face in the other drama he was in either. i like him as a person. maybe if i could see him do something else. ...

oh this is also why the first 2 moons....i hated...pha’s....whole.....existence. his face, his attitude, fuck. maybe it’s the playing up the femininity part of someone but then having them being a fuckin doormat. sad cos in lbc and modc the main love interests i like. but they’re also stupid. and just. god. stupid fuckin rships.

too much emphasis is put on love as The Thing but they can’t even exhibit love the way they should. idk what im SAYING IT’S JUST WORDS

had sth else to jot down but i forgot i may update this and remind meself