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but if he knows that you know that you know that he knows that he knows that you know that you
#pinescone#over the garden wall#gravity falls#otgw#my art#so this idea is stuck in my head#mabel is stuck in the unknown (maybe she almost died and is in a coma idk) and dipper makes a deal with bill to reach her and help her out#/this will have consequences/#and so he is wandering around when he bumps into beast!wirt#and somehow neither the beast nor bill recognize e/o they just know this other kid kinda weird#kinda sus kinda We-Need-To-Kill-Him-Piney/GET-HIM-OUT-WIRT#anyways since im making both the beast and bill are backseating dipper sees a chance to find mabel#meanwhile wirt is numb enough to just#idc ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ just dont get in my way#but dipper´s story kinda resonates with him so he tries to help him out#and they have shenaningans idk i just think itd be hilarious for both of them to be constantly on their heads fighthing their own demons#literally#without knowing they’re both posessed lmao#also idk they crush on each other and get a whole mutual pining arc bc bill and the beast dealing with teenage feelings is just funny to me
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sleep deprived dust can't recognize what's dream and what's real when he goes in and out of consciousness so i think dust is allowed to be incredibly reckless when he's awake but thinks he's in a dream. he will kill whoever passes by him (or attempt to. for him it's an instict to shoot bones anyways.) he will drink 4 bottles of alcohol just because he thinks its just a lucid dream. have incredibly loud conversations with phantom paps because he's asleep so nobody will hear him talk. or just have loud ass breakdowns because again he thinks he's asleep!!! nobody's gonna know what he gets up to in his dreams. and until someone (probably phantom paps) tells him that he's not asleep and this is reality he won't realize until he's done something really reckless
horror is seconds away from exploding dust's skull open with his magic while dust is trying to strangle him and FINALLY phantom paps tells him he's awake and dust snaps out of it. killer is walking around the house with bones sticking out of him like pins on a sewing pattern (casually too. another day in the life for him) and he just asks dust what that was about. dust just gets off of horror and shrugs his shoulders with an idk. and then walks away. this is the 6th time its happened this month
#horror needs to find a way for him to get back at dust for almost killing him#horror IMMEDIATELY booby traps dust's room's door with several fatal traps. and then dust just teleports away to dodge them#horrors incredibly cool bone manipulation power is incredibly underrated. neither dust nor killer can do what he does#when i say people underestimate just how powerful horror is i mean this#he has MANY shows of power where he summons a shitton of bones. or when he's clever and tricky#using tiny bones so his karma can hit the guards more and kill them faster??? GENIUS#granted kist could definitely think of something like that but that doesn't mean horror's a coughing baby#ok back to my original post. i came up with this after doing my little dusttale translation thing#dust is such a fucking asshole during it all istg and i whooped and cheered every time he was a fucking dick#when he doesn't know what to do when in doubt destroy everything you see. what a guy#he'd definitely be a lot smarter than that in real situations but again#he came up with that strategy while he was under the impression that he was in a dream#so i do think this little prick can be quite an unrestrained destructive force when he doesn't know whats real or not#can i just talk more about translated dust because GODDDD he was SO FUCKING COOL IN MAD TIME SERIES I SWEAR#when he plucked floweys petals off him one by one???? and then berated him??? and the nursing home comment??????? fuck i lov him#can you please unspill the spilled blod??? sick ass line. i think he knew from the start he was gonna betray flowey in that one#god i love canon dust so much he's such a sadistic shit. and he likes it. what a freak. HE LIKES IT#the only person he outwardly expressed regret about killing was papyrus. you'd think he'd care more about everyone else but NOPE#or maybe he did in the earlier runs. still doesn't hide from the fact that he was cruel to everyone else. because thats dusttale 4 you#youre on death row and theyve sentenced you to endless torture and then the mtt pulls up#listen man if i were on death row and they were my torturers id let them do whatever. my babies can get back at me for making them suffer#canon horrordust my beloved i love canon horror and dust#idk if killer in this is like totally canon but idc. it's such a funny idea to make him unbothered when he's injured its hilarious#horror and dust's personal little punching bag ✨✨#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#tricule hc
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Kyman Week Day 4: Musical
"As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope
For who could ever learn to love a Beast?"
#i had to 😭#i love this AU so much idc#eric is tall only in his beast form btw#kyle is shocked to find he's taller than him when he becomes human again#and he finds it hilarious#kyman week#kyman week 2024#kyman#cartman x kyle#cartyle#my art
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NEW BLORBO ALERT
Your honour I've seen two (2) episodes and im in love with him
#the librarians#foxie rambles#okay so found out that there are in fact THREE movies before the show whoopsies#i will be watching those for This Guy#but guys. Guys. they literally had a whole fcuckigjfksks father son momentjdkska IN THE SECOND EPISODE GUYSUDJDJDJDD THEY CANT DO THIS TO ME#I WAS ALREADY ATTACHED BEFORE FINDING OUT THERES A FATHER SON DUO#i mean is the dad dead#yes BUT WHO CARESJSKS#“You know I never had a father.” “I never had a son... We're both liars.”#THEYRE LIARS BC THEY ARE FATHER AND SON GUYS IM SO ILL IDC IMMMMM I NEED TO WATCH THESE MOVIES NOW WHAT THE FUCKKK#anyways besides that. I ACTUALLY REALLY LOVE ALL THE CHARCTERS OHKYGOD???#also wtf albert from 911 is in this show HELLOOO???#hes so skrunkly i love him#i gen love all of the characters sm#cowboy dude is so fucking hilarious HIS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ARE ON POINTTTTT#love the guardian character too she is so bamf she slays so hard#and i love the other girl (i am so bad at names gimme a few more eps)... shes so :( she reminds me of reid from criminal minds#and the HUG?!??!?#HELLOOOO#istg if she and this Blorbo form a father daughter dynamic it will ruin me IT WILL BE THE END OF ME#anyways i gen just love the found family vibes going on rn#this show is SO goofy i love it#it has so much whimsy too rahhshshshs#but yeah This Blorbo is so dr who wilbur soot core#i looooveeee him#im so excited for this show omgogmgomgomg
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Once again thinking about the KNB drama CD with Rakuzan and how Akashi laughed a little when Mibuchi was complaining to him about Nebuya's burping habit which could imply that Akashi actually wasn't super bothered by it and maybe even found it kinda funny
#like how hilarious would it be if akashi was actually amused by toilet humor#im sure everyones perception of him would be completely shattered#nebuya: [belches at a magnitude that could make buildings tremble]#akashi: teehee youre so silly friend x#mibuchi is out here fighting for his life and the one person he expects to back him up is finding it funny#maybe this is just me looking for excuses to make akashi more like a regular teenager#i just like the idea of akashi being raised to be prim and proper but then laughing at gross stuff#imma stand ten toes down on this idc#kuroko no basket#knb headcanons#kinda?#akashi seijuro
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just found this old gem i made a few years ago
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not a lyric parallel but i did think it was funny
#i find my self hilarious idc if no one else does#i also find this funny bc as a dodgers fan i love this and actively hate the cubs lol#fall out boy#pete wentz#fob#ginasfs#infinity on high#la dodgers
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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice | The Dark Knight Returns
#misc: meta.#film: batman v superman.#tbh i dont care on whether batman kills or not especially if it involves saving someone's life#and idc if you like either or not#but i just always find it hilarious when you say its not comic accurate#but also i just think this is neat tbh
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say... is it alright if i like you a little bit, too?
#not even ship art i just find shion teasing keiichi hilarious#because she knows her sister likes him#...i think#btw you can see this as ship art if you want idc#higurashi#higurashi fanart#furry art#fanart#keiichi maebara#shion sonozaki
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Yemen's madlad Houthis have released footage of the seizure of the Galaxy Leader (still a fucking ridic name for a boat) and Apartheid Israel says it's not theirs
#free gaza#free palestine#gaza strip#irish solidarity with palestine#palestine#gaza#news on gaza#al jazeera#boycott israel#israel#Houthis#Yemen#Galaxy Leader#Idc if it's not theirs I just find this once incident fucking hilarious and don't know why
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Extremely niche post ahead
Me, reading BBC Merlin fan theories and fiction, knowing authors are unknowingly making some of the best arguments against gun control that I have ever heard:
#magic can be used to protect#Not just harm!#there is no evil in sorcery only in the hearts of men#it is no different from the sword you wield!#I find it real funny that none of y'all realize#Also the whole thing on how#The knights are different because the swore allegiance so i would trust them with magic not everyone#Oh so only authority figures get to have power and the common folk get screwd over#Wait no...#That's what I thought !#I know everyone thinks of magic as a metaphor for queer people but I'm sorry#Guns are such a better parallel and it's hilarious#Because idc if you guys headcanon that everyone born with magic didn't choose it#It is canonically false!#The only ones born with magic are#Merlin#And#Morgana#For everyone else is just something they choose to practice#So the gay methaphor works for them and literally no one else#And again that is very funny to me#bbc merlin#The only difference is that if you use a gun to defend yourself they don't kill you#OH WAIT
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someone tell me why it took me the entire Dune: Part 2 runtime + the dinner after the movie to notice that Thufir Hawat simply disappeared? NO SERIOUSLY LOL
book Hawat @ Baron / movie Hawat
#dune#dune books#dune movie#dune 2021#dune part 2#thufir hawat#baron vladimir harkonnen#i know adaptations will not go 100%#bc there's some things that are hard to adapt#especially with the runtime of the story#and dune has a massive plot with layers within layers#but i just find hilarious that i randomly noticed that#i should have realized when i was explaining the feyd-gladiator arena battle to my mom#since it's been decades since she read the book#bc hawat was being an absolute agent of chaos among the harkonnen out of spite#yes kill your uncle yes kill your nephew#i want this entire lineage to crash and burn idc anymore#rip hawat you will be missed#cherry's mumbling about dune
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Lucifer in GO fanfiction always looks so differently mostly its the usual striking eyes, dark hair but like we have Benedict Cumberbetch as Satan, guys
use that to your advantage
#i want more satan in go3#idc abt anything#i just find this hilarious#good omens#im ginna regret this post
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i was curious why i haven't gotten hate for that south park post but then i realied it's bc i have anon off. nobody wants to defend it on main i see...
#zchat#for the reccy (record) idc if u watch south park. consume whatever u want as long as ur not a shitty person.#its specifically when ppl ***KIN*** the characters i find extra hilarious#like you identify with the racist babies? the homophobic toddlers? thats you? youre proud thats you?#dont talk to me if youre racist. by the way this is me (shows a clip of a 12 year old slinging 50 racial slurs but hes sad so its ok)#its such a funny Phenomena:tm:
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BL People I Desire Carnally
Tagged by @loveable-sea-lemon thanks for the tag!!!
Tagging (no pressure): @boysbeloving and any other bl fans who wanna participate are more than welcome to blame me!
Bestie. I’ve watched one BL. This list is gonna be sad (and mostly kinnporsche characters).
Also. I’m ace so have fun figuring out what I mean by carnally bcs it changes on a case by case basis.
Vegas Theerapanyakul (Kinnporsche) - he is my dude. I would both fight him and fight FOR him. He is sad and pathetic and soggy and I LOVE HIM OKAY.
Tay (Kinnporsche) - I would treat him right!! He could be my pretty trophy wife and I would pamper him! HE DESERVES BETTER. LOOK AT HIM. HES SO PRETTY. HE DESERVES TO BE LOUNGING AROUND EATING GRAPES NOT DEALING WITH DUMBASSES.
Big (Kinnporsche) - shut up. We don’t talk about what happened bcs it WASN��T REAL. HE’S ON A BEACH SOMEWHERE WITH HIS LITTLE PONYTAIL BEING SAFE.
Payu (Love in the Air) - idc that I haven’t watched the show. He’s gender. And a whore from what I’ve been informed. We love that for him. also. Manbun. WAIT I SAW A GIF. DOES PRETTY MANBUN GUY RIDE A MOTORCYCLE OR SOMETHING?? BCS BONUS POINTS.
- Bonus round bcs I am extra and feel like this isn’t enough people since I haven’t watched many shows -
Whoever the fuck the main driver guy in Pit Babe is (not little glasses supreme alpha guy. The other guy. I am so shit at names) - he’s pretty.
Jimmy Jitaraphol (idk what he’s in. Someone told me before and I forgor) - Why is fancy doctor man acting in BL dramas? Obviously bcs he needed a legit reason to convince his homies to kiss him.
#tag game#hi my VegasPete friend!!!#about the weirdo who runs this blog#bruh I went off the deep end trying to find names but I am the stupid#kinn didn’t make the cut I’m SORRY#I LIKE MILE. BUT KINN DOES NOT HIT THE SAME#IDC THAT ITS THE SAME EYEBROWS#also yeah I know Jimmy isn’t technically a character he’s an actor but idk his characters#I just find it hilarious that the man is a whole ass DOCTOR. WITH A LICENSE AND EVERYTHING#YET HE IS CHOOSING TO KISS THE HOMIES PROFESSIONALLY
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WOOOOOOO FRYE STANS WE LOST YET AGAIN LETS GOOOOO 🥹
#chewing on furniture rn#jk#i find it hilarious now#IDC SHES WINNING!!! IN MY HEAAAAAAAAAAAAART#splatoon 3#splatfest
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