#i feel like he would like meet me @ the altar too idk

[mikashisus]

nah bc im convinced scara would listen to pierce the veil

saying this cause i literally thought of him as soon as i put on my ptv playlist

[zeynatura]

Ranting about Nucani

There is something I want to express and this fandom should know.

Nu: Carnival is a Harem game but unlike most games in the genre the relationships with MC are all canon within the same story, there are no "Routes", no "Alternate Universe/Timelines", it's all 1 Main Story where you get to gradually meet all the Characters who'll be your companions, in this game named Clan members, and all of them one way or another end up falling for Eiden (MC), which makes polyam relationship canon with Eiden as the center:

Like very few games have polyam representation, let alone a positive one, like yes the polycule it's very Eiden central but even then all the Clan Members interact with one another, as we see mainly in the time limited Events but also in the Main Story, and have friendly and amicable interactions, they rely on one another sometimes even without Eiden being involved.

But also, Aster and Morvay have a relationship established too since way before the events of the prologue of the game, Kuya and Quincy have hinted some sort of situationship (idk I don't care about Quincy and my knowledge about Kuya is limited to what happens in the story and events cause I have no limited SSRs nor have I read any of his Intimacy Rooms).

[Also if any of you knows of any other relationship that have been hinted at that i'm missing feel free to share, i specifically ask of you to refer to only canon, i know in fanon anything and everything is possible and sometimes we may be missperceiving some interactions between characters so i ask of you to take those rose tinted glasses off and see unfiltered canon, it's hard for me too ngl so dw]

All this started with some posts I saw about ppl feeling bad for Yakumo and/or Edmond to be "forced into a polyam relationship" when they are the "most romantic members" and "deserve a monogamous relationship", their words not mine, as if mono > poly , but also do you really think they're against it!?

One thing is being Clan Members against their will (which is all Huey's fault btw), having to work together to regulate the Altars' Essence (or their own) and then another one completely is involving themselves in a personal and intimate way with Eiden, which the latter they all did in their own terms and out of free will.

Also i wanna share one of the best and my fav scenes with Karu, which i know not everyone was able to experience it cause it's hidden in the Intimacy Rooms of a Limited SSR, but it expresses exactly why the polycule is consensual.

Context: Eiden has been worrying about forcing the Clan Members to be with him because he is the New Grand Sorcerer, against their will just because of Huey's magic that ties them together and the responsibility of Regulating the Altars and basically maintaining stability in the Klein Continent.

His worries began (at least that i noticed) in "Eerie Escapade" (Halloween Event), that was also the first time Garu got hurt while protecting Eiden and the first time Karu got mad at him and fronted to yell at Eiden (which is my another fav scene of Karu omg i love him so much i gotta go back and take screenshots of that but that's for another post), the second one being in "Army x Blood x Oath" (which are the screenshots i'll show u)

Because this are the Intimacy Rooms of Garu/Karu's Limited SSR this scene focuses on Eiden feeling guilty because Garu got hurt in the past (Halloween Event) and this time he lost his memory (temporarily, due to this event's story) and Eiden blaming himself for it all and wondering if they would be better off without him, but the same can and is applied to the rest of the Clan Members, seeing how Eiden met and approached Rei while respecting his privacy and independency even tho he's also a Clan Member and the newest introduced in the story, means that the Limited Events are also canon and part of the story because Eiden seems to be growing and learning from previous Events and showing that development in future Events and the Main Story.

Karu also mentions that Garu (prior to losing his memories) was also worrying about the same thing Eiden was, like 'what if Master (Eiden) stays with us just because of the contract with Huey? :c' and he calls them both idiots because they don't communicate and fronts to fix it! (Mighty Karu to the rescue)

And talking about "Eerie Escapade" that is also the event where Yakumo's possessiveness towards Eiden shows, i'll admit i haven't seen the last room but i feel like those people i mentioned before are using it as fuel to their idea, because if Yakumo is jealous of other Clan Members interacting with Eiden and "Wants him all to himself" that must mean he wants a monogamous relationship, right?

WRONG!

That just means Yakumo is a complex person that feels different emotions specially when it comes to the most important person in his life (Eiden) other than his grandparents!

And Yakumo feels guilty for having those feelings, not because of them being in a polycule and he not wanting to be in it, but because he has trauma and sees his desires and wants as selfishness and he would never allow himself to be selfish cause he doesn't want to hurt people, he's a people's pleaser! He lives with constant fear of hurting others like the Great Serpent did when it killed many (but apparently there may be more that meets the eye, because the current event hinted that the Great Serpent actually liked humans and took care of children ???)

And Yakumo dealing with those feelings along with his yokai powers as a descendant of The Great Serpent have been the main topic of his last 3 Limited SSRs, which is great because that means CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT~

Now unfortunately i cannot talk about Edmond's Intimacy Rooms as i'm missing ALL OF HIS SSRs (why do you hate me Edmond if ily) but from what i've seen he's also pretty happy being with Eiden, heck even HIS MOM is happy his son is with Eiden!

That's right, she's the first and only parent of the Clan Members that knows and approves of their relationship, if it weren't because most of them are orphan we could get many more... i wonder if Yakumo's grandparents are aware hmmm ... and we all know Olivine's parents are gonna HATE it xD and maybe Garu's wolf pack will approve of Eiden by the end of this event.

[treasar]

Hiii ( to anyone idk haha ) I am quite new to this app and came to know that there are many writers here and so are readers. I just want to upload a story, which writes out of boredom coz I want to know it is good or bad I mean like I know my writing is suck but, can't help :) I would be over the moon if you do give me your feedback an honest one of course! enjoyy! :)

A twisted tale

Prologue

“ and every time he leaves me lone “

“ he always tells me he misses it “ 

“ he wanna- “ 

“ Sweety, you’ve been listening to it for about three hours. “ Her mother suddenly burst into her room, startling the smiley girl. 

“ You scared me, Mom! I thought you were going grocery? “ The girl titles her head in confusion. 

“ Well, I was about to go but remembered that I have to cook for Grandma. “ Her mother says, taking out something from her drawer. ‘ That means… she is there all the time. Oh god, please tell me she didn’t hear my voice. ‘ she widens her eyes. 

“ It’s a new song, Mom. “ She awkwardly blurs out, receiving a nod from her mom. “ Where did I put my gloves? “ her mom whispers and then, leaves. 

“ That was close. I will instead read Webtoon now. “ She sighs, jumping on the soft mattress while opening her laptop. As soon as it’s opened, she gets a notification, saying 

A new chapter of DARK MOON: THE BLOOD ALTAR is up.

view / later

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“ Wah, the chapter is shorter day by day and the drama is getting interesting. Why can’t Hybe release a film of that so that we can watch it all in one go? “ She dramatically cries and pouts.

She is about to close her laptop but, a certain something catches her attention.  

Click to download DARK MOON: THE BLOOD ALTAR

The girl frowns, feeling confused. ‘ Is it a virus? I have never seen this link in other chapters before. Am I seeing things right now? ‘ 

‘ Should I? ‘ She is debating whether she should click that link or not. In the end, her curiosity wins and would probably be grinning if it had a face. 

processing…

Please wait for a moment…

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“ Sweety, time to go to bed! Don’t make me come to you. You have school tomorrow. “ Her mother shouts from the kitchen. “ I will, Mom. I am downloading something. After that, I will go, Mom, “ she shouts back. 

She turns back to her phone and is met with a black screen. ‘ Huh? ‘ 

She immediately clicks the phone screen, thinking that the virus is already in her laptop. A young boy appears on her home screen, her favourite idol automatically a smile appears.

Without thinking twice, she taps the app and scrolls down. Strangely, it’s completely fine and there is no link at the end of the chapter. ‘ Okie, that’s strange. ‘ She thinks.

‘ Maybe I read Wattpad too much this morning that I am seeing things now?  ‘ She sighs. “ I swear I will be gone crazy if their concert also continues like this. “ She mumbles, switching off her lamp, and preparing to sleep.

“ Good night, world. A great tomorrow is waiting for me. I love myself. “ She whispers before falling into a deep sleep due to her tiredness. 

Just then, 

Your installation is completed!

100 %

Taps to view

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“ Good morning, teacher. “ she greets the teacher, who she meets at the school gate. “ Morning, Yon. “ The teacher smiles in reply. 

“ Yon shiiii, “ someone calls her and she recognises the voice immediately, it’s her best friend, Sojo. “ Hey, Soju, “ She greets back but, meets with a welcome slap on her shoulder. “Yeah, how many times do I have to tell you that it’s Sojo! Not Soju! “ 

Instead of getting a reply from Yon, the other girl gets a giggle from her. “ Yeah! “ Sojo pouts. “ Sorry, no sorry it’s suited you well, Soju shiii, “ Yon says before running for her life. 

“ Euntae, help me, “ Yon says with a really wide grin, hiding behind that girl. “ What happened- “ 

“ YON!! “ Euntae facepalms after hearing a certain someone’s shout, feeling not surprised but disappointed. “ Not again. “ she mumbles under her breath. 

Not too long, an angry yet annoyed Soju-I mean Sojo appears, ready to attack her sweet friend yet enemy while Yon is using Euntae as a shield as if they both are about to start world war three.

Ring Ring

Well, this time, the bell saves the not-so-scared girl, named Yon. “ You better give strawberry smoothie not else say goodbye to your plushie. “ Sojo grins evilly. “ Noooo! Not my Layla, “ Yon dramatically cries. 

“ Fine, I will get you one. But, no tiger plushie then, “ Yon sticks her tongue, then walks into her classroom without seeing Sojo’s reaction. 

She doesn’t need to see them since she’s been friends with them for five years. Correction, best friends.   

“ Noooo- “ Sojo doesn’t have time to be dramatic since Euntae is dragging her. “ Let’s go! We are going to be late. “

_

    “ Alright, don’t forget to review this for tomorrow's quiz. I wouldn’t like to see one of my students didn’t pass it. I want all pass, okie? “ All students groan in reply. 

“ Alright, class is dismissed. “The teacher says while gathering all of her things. 

 “ Finally, lunch timeeeee! “ someone shouts with joy despite the teacher still there and then, one by one disappear into the cafeteria. Yon is the only one left in the classroom along with her class teacher.

She is also about to go grab her lunch. “ Yon? “ 

“ Yes, Miss Kim? “ her class teacher suddenly calls her, startling the girl a little. “ Can you take this to the library? “ She says while handing a thick yet old book to the girl. 

“ Of course, Miss Kim. What should I say or maybe where should I put it? “ The girl takes the book and carefully embraces it.

 “ Just give it to Miss Jang and tell her it’s from me. “ The girl nods in reply. “ Please excuse me, Miss Kim, “ she bows before she leaves. 

As soon as she opens the door, she is met with really familiar faces, who are no other than Sojo and Euntae. It’s normal for her because they always wait for her to go get lunch together. 

“ Let’s go? “ Sojo says and the girl shakes her head as a no. “ Sorry, I have to give it to Miss Jang. I’ll catch you up later. Don’t wait for me. “ She says, feeling a bit sorry. 

“ Okiee, you better hurry or else your food is mine. “ Sojo sticks her tongue in a teasing tone. “ We’ll wait for you there. See ya, “ Euntae drags the childish friend for the second time. She nods in approval. 

They all part away to go to their respective destination. It didn’t take long for her since the library is just four rooms away from her classroom.

Just as she is told to do, she goes straight to Miss Jang’s desk. But, she is not there. 

‘ She must be having lunch right now. ‘ She thinks. She places the book carefully on her desk and looks for someone to hand a message to. As expectedly, no one is here.

She gets a yellow sticky note and writes a message before sticking it on the desk. When she is about to join her friends, a sudden thing caught her attention. It’s her laptop. 

‘ I thought I handed it to Miss Kim? ‘ She frowns. It isn’t like that laptop is not allowed at school here. It is allowed only when it comes to computer science classes. But, it goes the opposite when it is a phone.

If they are not allowed to use laptops, they have to give them to their room teacher so that they can focus on their lessons without distraction.

Ding!

“ I thought I switched it off too…? Wait, I was seeing things last night and now hearing things? “ She whispers, feeling more confused.

Without her knowing, she grabs it and opens it, wanting to check whether she is really imagining things or not. Much to her surprise, there is no sign of an opening laptop.

Just then, her laptop’s screen is glitching. It gives her goosebumps. Its glitching noise becomes louder and louder, causing her to cover her ears. 

Everything around her is shaking non-stop as if there is an earthquake. She immediately reacts to it and hides under a desk with a laptop in her hand. 

When everything is calmed down, a message appears on her screen.

Unknown

Be careful, dear! 

Ding   

Unknown

Watch your surrounding.

She tilted her head in confusion. ‘ What? ‘ ‘ What is that? ‘ ‘ Is it a virus? ‘ Many questions are popping up in her mind. But, a loud noise snaps her out of her thought. 

Her head immediately turns to it. “ Who is there? Miss Jang? Is that you? “ She shouts, letting her guard up. She waits for a reply but, she gets none.

She stands up slowly not letting her guard down. She feels like someone has passed behind her. “ Who is there? “ 

No reply again. 

“ Who is it? Please show up or else I am reporting it to the principal. “ She tries to threaten although she is scared. Her leg is trembling so badly.  

Her eyes are wandering around, hoping to spot that person. Much to her surprise, she spots a book, that lying on the ground in an opening position. 

Despite being afraid and scared that she will get hurt, she takes a step slowly toward it, using all her strength. 

It's a leather book with golden decoration and seems like it’s an old book due to its old papers. 

She carefully picks it up and looks up at its place. But, there is no blank space strangely if it falls from the bookshelf while shaking. 

Just then, she spots a black shadow in the corner of her eyes. “ Who are you? “ She approaches slowly yet quietly. But, it disappears quickly. Yon doesn’t let it go this time. She chases after it. 

Without her notice, she reaches the middle of the bookshelves and still, there is no trace of that person. Her doe eyes scan around the room, but still no hints. 

Much to her surprise, a pair of hands pull her, covering her mouth, giving her no time to react. That is when a light flashes in front of her eyes and then, a thick black fog covers her. 

She feels like someone is choking her as she is struggling to breathe. Suddenly, she has been pulled again as if her soul and body are connected to their original place.

She grasped for air, unable to balance herself. When her breathing rate is normal, she looks up and meets with a familiar yet unfamiliar person.

A woman in her twenties looks at her confusedly. She appears to be kind and gentle. Her green suit along with the white soft scarf makes a perfect match with her hazel eyes. 

“ Are you okay, Alex? “ The woman spoke up in concern. ‘ Alex? ‘ The girl thinks. ‘ She is familiar. Where did I see her? ‘ The girl glances beside her. The place looks like a school but not her school and it’s oddly familiar.

“ Alex? “ A woman’s call snaps her out of her thoughts. “ Yes, ma’am? “ She answers with hesitation. “ What happened? Are you not feeling well? “ 

“ I am fine, ma’am. “ The girl smiles, assuring her. A woman checks her from head to toe, trying to find something wrong. But, none. “ Alright, I have told you what you have to know. Here, it’s your class timetable. “ She says while handing the girl a paper. 

“ Thank you, ma’am, “ she bows despite feeling confused. “ This will be your room, Alex. “ Both of them are in front of a certain door. Yon nods in reply. “ Alright, that’s all, I guess. Hope you will do your best here. “ 

“ Welcome to Decelis Academy, Alex, “ she smiles before walking away. The girl is so shocked due to a familiar world that the book and paper, she is holding are dropped to the ground. 

‘ Decelis? It can’t be… ‘

plz I must be out of my mind thinking people will read this and like this- I am so delulu-

To read next chapter \^o^/

[hyuckswoman]

being completely honest i feel like im needing a romeo!hyuck/jaehyun nd juliet reader like ive never really seen any1 do that on here feel free 2 ditch this ask if u dont wanna do it or anything but im maybe litwrally ON MY KNEES

romeo!jaehyun x juliet!reader- imagine

genre: angst? idk the plot of romeo and juliet basically

w.c 1k

« you do not understand jaehyun, this goes far beyond you and I » you said staring into your lover's eyes that shined bright underneath the moonlight 

« I understand my love, but I simply cannot go on any longer pretending that my heart doesn’t dance whenever I find myself near you » your lover jaehyun answers

« I love you, I do but what must we do? we are forced to be sworn enemies, we cannot be foolish and simply try to convince our families that do not care. if they would ever dear find out what we have been doing, what we have been sharing jaehyun, we shall be exiled or even worse » you said in an attempt to reason jaehyun 

« is it foolish of me to believe that our families will see eye to eye once met with the love that we share? You do not know or understand how much it pains me so, how we’re forced to act as if we are sworn enemies when I couldn’t be more in love with you » he says 

« I understand. I understand because I feel the same. Do you think it’s easy for me to hear my family disregard you and speak of your name in such a low way? I have tried, I have tried to make them see reason and I have failed. No matter how much I try to make them care more about my feelings instead of some quarry that dates so far back no one can remember they will not hear me » you start

« I’m scared. I apprehend the day in which my love for you will be revealed for I will bring great dishonor to my family. My heart is torn, I love you in ways I cannot put in words as not one can begin to describe how beautiful you are to me, but I have been taught to be a great daughter, to respect my duties, to honor my family. It pains me to admit that I can’t be the y/n my family wants me to be because my heart beats for you » you say, 

This was one of your rituals, sneaking off into the gardens to meet your forbidden lover away from prying eyes. Jaehyun is the love of your life, the reason your heart beats. Each time you look at him you feel as though no one else exists. You’ve never been scared for one second when he is by your side, he makes you feel the safest. But unfortunately things had to be too good to be true as Jaehyun, the man you devoted your heart to, is from a family yours sworn to be enemies with forever

« dearest, let us run away » your lover says holding your hands « Don’t be foolish, you and I know that because of the families we come from and our forbidden love, there isn’t a future where you and I can be together » you reply to him retracting your hand from his. You so badly wanted to run away with him, to abandon your duties as a daughter to be happy with jaehyun but you also knew that it simply could never happen 

« then let us create a future where we are together. y/n I cannot exist without loving you and if we are to be separated I shall not breathe without your presence. I will deny my name, I will deny my father for us to be lovers, that is how much I love you » your lover says

« I could never ask you to do that » you answer, you truly did not want him to be casted away simply because you were in love

« I can do that, for you » he starts « But it will simply never be enough, even if I deny my name your family will never allow me to pursue you and if you then deny yours we will simply be faced with doom. » he finishes. Before you could respond to him you hear the faint voice of your mother calling your name, you then quickly hurry to reach your chamber before she sees you with jaehyun. 

After making sure you were safe and deciding to meet in the church later on, Jaehyun patiently waited for your presence on the altar. Deciding it best to commit what he pondered about for so long without you here, he drank his drink, took out a paper and his quill and wrote to you. 

« y/n, I held great meaning to my words when I told you I cannot breathe without you. I have decided to end my days. But fear not, as I die finding solace in knowing that you loved me so. I beg of you to go on without me, to find someone who is worth your greatness. My heart swells knowing I loved you dearly until my very last breath. You are the light of my day, the reason I live, my first thought in the morning and my last before bed, you are the woman they write about in books and our love will forever be marked in both of our hearts. Know that I loved you in a consuming way every single second ever since laying eyes upon you. I am sorry I wasn’t able to live whilst knowing that you and I could never be together. 

I love you always.

yours dearest, 

Jaehyun ». 

When you entered the church, grinning in anticipation to meet with your lover, you did not expect to find his sleeping body on the altar. Seeing the paper so carefully written with your name written beautifully on it, you decided to read the letter. 

And it was through your heartbreaking sobs, your tears and your body crumbled over your lover’s one that you decided to drink his drink and meet him wherever he was hoping that it will not be a place where your love is forbidden. 

Because after all, he also was your reason to exist, and a world without him simply does not exist. 

notes: ARGHHHH I finally did it!!! I'm soso sorry to the anon that asked me this AGES ago I was so nervous about writing in this style as I struggle with regular day-to-day english so to try n write in old posh english was toughhhhh, hope it's still okay tho?

also, thank you for sending the ask, this was not proofread so I apologize for the 1000 mistakes there probably are and I'm hoping you enjoyed the imagine despite everything (even if i lowkey hate the way I wrote and want to redo it but I don't want to make you wait any longer)

[queerpumpkinnn]

For Halloween:

Merman!Finnick Odair meeting the reader but like dark merman who drags them down with them into the ocean or like keeps them in a sea cave with only an underwater entrance… idk if this is how to do requests but it’s an idea I’ve had for a few weeks

This is generally how people do requests, you're all good! I believe the term you're looking for might be siren. I am in love with this concept and I hope I did it justice. I made it so that he was the kind of merman that can transform because I really didn't want to write a fish penis. Hope you like it!

Kinktober 28th: Waterlogged

aka siren luring with Finnick Odair

0.6k words

Summary: The handsome siren you've had eyes for finally has you under his spell.

Pairing: Merman!Finnick Odair x gn!reader

Content warnings: Dubcon via magic, body parts are unspecified, swimming, Finnick is possessive, let me know if I missed anything

While reading, I recommend you listen to the altar is my hips - a Spotify playlist by me!

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Your brain felt like it was floating around in the clouds, though in reality this was physically far from true. You were currently extremely far underwater, hidden in a cave, dangling your legs in the water from the ledge. Warm light flickered from the lamp in the corner, illuminating the walls in a dim orange glow. Finnick had no need of it, of course, his eyes were well adjusted to the darkness of the sea, but as yours were not he took the courtesy of bringing a few items down so that you would be comfortable upon your arrival.

Speaking of Finnick, you jumped a bit when you felt hands creep up from your ankles to your knees, resting there. Looking down you saw the charming smile of the charming man who had brought you down here in the first place. The water was rippling behind him and the soft figure of his tail waved up and down behind him, coming in and out of sight with a glint. His chin rested atop his hand, gazing up at you with eyes that would have pierced your soul if not for the impossibly loving look in them.

"You like it?"

You nodded, hand reaching to find his. "It's perfect."

Finnick's hands slid up and down your thighs a few times before resting them on either side of you, hoisting himself up so that his face was level with yours. "Isn't it? This way, I can have you all to myself."

With Finnick at this proximity, you really couldn't be blamed for kissing him like you did. He responded almost immediately, putting you in that warm, fuzzy place that seemed to consume you whenever you were around him. Everything you saw and felt was eerily soft, fluid almost. His aura was magnetic and he drew you in with his piercing gaze and smooth words. He was mesmerizing, tantalizing, enchanting. Your only hesitancy was in wondering why he chose you.

His eager movements had you holding onto his shoulders, exhilarated. Finnick seemed to engulf you, hovering over you. Somewhere along the line his tail had disappeared and replaced itself with defined, muscular legs that slid against yours as he crawled into a secure position above you.

"You're gorgeous, you know that?" The question brought a blush to your cheeks- though his hand stroking your hip, dangerously close to where you so desperately needed him could have also contributed.

"Finnick..." You breathed, barely able to form a coherent thought.

"Right here, sweet."

"I need you."

Before the words had even left your mouth, Finnick's hand snaked over the top of your thigh before finding purchase between your legs, slow movements drawing breathy moans from your lips; the sounds were music to Finnick's ears. Your mind felt empty, and yet it was overwhelmed by the feeling of Finnick's mouth on you, roaming your skin and claiming you with soft pricking of skin from his teeth.

"Keep making those pretty noises for me. Just like that, perfect. Just for me, too. All mine." His voice pushed you further and further to the edge, whispering sweet nothings and praises into your ear. "Mine, mine, mine..."

As the waves of pleasure became more intense and your high came barreling closer, you only had one thought:

Finnick was going to be the death of you.

~

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[shutupineedtothink]

I finally landed on a Siuan theory/analysis re: 2x07! And it works prettyyyy good if I do say so myself. At the least it’s plausible. Probably. No book spoilers because I haven’t read the books, this is a show only theory. Read on at your own risk!

Background: So, at first I was on board the “Moiraine and Siuan planned this whole thing daes dae’mar blah blah blah” train. Mostly in my emotional turmoil after watching the episode initially. But, I was forced to dismiss that pretty quickly in light of some of Siuan’s lines, namely “That boy must not leave this city.” And “You lied to me.” She has to believe both of those things are truths to say them, so her somehow being secretly on Moiraine’s side still and them having conjured up some plan together doesn’t match up with either of those lines. Sadly. So that’s pretty much out. If this ends up actually being the case, I look forward to how they explain themselves out of it.

Second theory is of course that it’s playing exactly as we’re seeing it, which ultimately does work and when I can take the emotional dagger to my heart out of it, is objectively really excellent storytelling and character work. These are two women, trying to do the right thing, trying to save the world, and their love is sacrificed at the altar of duty. Duty over love is a theme that’s absolutely pounded into us with many characters, so it makes sense. (As Lan points out to Rand also in this episode, “you were born to protect this whole world, not just the people you love.” That’s kinda where Siuan and Moiraine are at too.) Plus I love the idea that Siuan comes face to face with the very real if unfathomable possibility that Moiraine has been turned to the dark based on her actions and general cageyness for the last six months, and that’s really what motivates every choice Siuan makes, up to and including invoking the oath rod. Really great stuff, brilliant subtext, two thumbs up.

However. There is a third option. *rubs hands together gleefully*

I heard some people saying Siuan could be under Compulsion, which definitely piqued my interest, because we’ve had those breadcrumbs dropped earlier in the season already and it would be nice foreshadowing for this. But most of the conversation I’ve seen seems to be around Liandrin being the one to do it. Probably because we’ve alluded to that already this season, so we know she is capable and has done it before. A tool in her dark friend toolkit, if you will.

But Liandrin being behind it never sat quite right with me either. Compelling Sheriam to change some logbook is one thing, but controlling the Amyrlin seat, for hours if not days to make this happen, is quite another. Idk what kind of strength Compulsion requires, but I bet it’s not nothing. And as powerful as Liandrin is, I don’t think she’s stronger than Siuan Sanche, or would be able to pull one over on her fast enough to make this happen. Plus, Liandrin is off doing other shit in this episode. If she was really implicated I feel like she’d be at least lurking around the other Aes Sedai. Maybe I’m wrong… but I don’t think I am lol.

So, who does have the power to do this? Who else has the means, motive, and opportunity to make this happen? There’s really only one other person.

The other scene stealer of 2x07, ya girl Lanfear.

There’s several bits of dialogue in this episode that back this theory up, both Compulsion in general and Lanfear being behind it, so let’s run from the top.

First, some general evidence that Compulsion might be happening.

Rand and Siuan meet, Rand gives his cute little introduction, Lan has prepared you I see, what else has he told you about me? Then Rand gives this line:

“That you’re not exactly what you seem.”

Interesting choice of words, writers— I mean Rand. He could have said a lot of things there, even directly repeating some of what Lan told him about Siuan, but no. And if you’re already thinking Compulsion, that’s a pretty strong nudge from the writers to PAY ATTENTION to Siuan Sanche, because maybe what she’s doing is not what it seems, even the person she IS in that moment is not what it seems. (Even if the surface level read totally makes sense and still works thematically!) This also wouldn’t be the first time that the writers seem to use the characters to say something/poke fun that’s more directed at us than the actual plot. So I definitely wouldn’t put it past ‘em.

Second, and this is kind of a throw away, but when Moiraine and Lan come in later, Lan says “this isn’t what we agreed to.” This is pretty easy to explain away, but I think it’s still notable that Lan and Siuan had some kind of conversation earlier, perhaps on their way to Cairhien, about what they were going to do in regards to Moiraine and/or Rand. And at that point Siuan at least implied that she was going to help Moiraine and Rand, not cage him. Again, pretty easy to sidestep with aes sedai truth-lies/evasions, but it’s also possible at that point she actually had no intention to cage Rand. Because she wasn’t under Compulsion yet.

Alright, still going in chronological order here, so now we’re getting into some Lanfear-did-it specifics. And I do love-hate this one.

Moiraine and Siuan are arguing over what to do about Rand, then this:

Siuan: “Can you imagine, Moiraine, if one of the forsaken got their hands on him?”

Can YOU imagine, how absolutely giddy it would make Lanfear to make her say this, to Moiraine’s FACE, knowing full well she’s got her hands all over Rand and then some? Come on, son.

Ok jokes aside, here’s the kicker.

Rand and Moiraine in the cell in the sun palace, Rand meets Lanfear in the dream world, Rand goes up to her and says “I’m in a cell, the Amyrlin’s holding me.”

And Lanfear says, so smug, “I know.”

Um, girl? You know?? HOW do you know exactly? I definitely dismissed this on the first couple watches as oh, Lanfear just knows things, but like, no. The Forsaken aren’t omniscient. Now, could she be teleporting herself here and there and spying on everything that’s going on and that’s why she knows? Sure. But that’s boring and I’m on a roll here so let’s keep going.

She knows, not just that Rand is in a cell but specifically that it’s the Amyrlin that’s holding him there, because she herself Compelled (Compulsed?) Siuan to do so.

Ok so motive. Why would Lanfear do this, why spend the effort?

1. It's definitely fun for her. 2. She sets up this scenario where she gets to “save” Rand from the big bad aes sedai, he has no choice but to ask her for help, she LITERALLY shows up in her white knight in shining armor outfit, and she ultimately hopes this helps convince him she actually cares about him and wins him over to her side. (As she tries to tell him in the finale, I’m the only one who cares about YOU, not just what you can do. Mhm sure girl.) And 3. She gets to actively pit the rest of the aes sedai against Moiraine, who she absolutely hates.

And in doing all of this SHE MIGHT NOT EVEN HAVE KNOWN about Moiraine and Siuan! That's just icing on the fucking cake! It works either way, because if she did know by forcing Siuan to tell her about their mission and she somehow gets Siuan to admit she loves Moiraine (however that interrogation goes, idk the specifics of compulsion but the show writers are playing fast and loose with the rules anyway), well now it’s game on baby because Lanfear will absolutely be using that info to wreck both of them. If she didn’t know, and her whole motivation is the first three reasons above, then she definitely finds out at the end of 2x07, because she was definitely lurking around the corner listening to that whole exchange between them and it made her fucking night.

And finally, there’s Lanfear’s last line of the episode (I think): “Lucky for you, a broken Amyrlin is more useful to me than a dead one.” Double meaning alert! Siuan is literally lying broken on the ground in that moment, but maybe she was already “broken” well before that, being under Lanfear’s control. (And there’s your Egwene/damane parallel too, damn.) And therefore Lanfear knows exactly how she’ll be “useful” to her.

This whole strategy by Lanfear could also be forecasted from a couple episodes back, when she asks Ishamael why he didn’t just kill Moiraine at the Eye. He basically tells her the same thing, that Moiraine (I believe he uses the words “aes sedai” specifically) is more useful to him alive than dead. So mayyyybe that gave her this idea to manipulate an aes sedai for her purposes, except while Ishamael is playing the long game, she goes full tilt and mind controls the fucking amyrlin seat.

On Siuan’s side of things, every bit of dialogue she has/action she takes makes sense under the assumption that Lanfear is influencing her, because she would “believe” everything she’s doing. Now I don’t know exactly how Compulsion works (in case you couldn’t tell), if it’s like someone else actually making you believe/do things you wouldn’t normally do, or if it’s more of a you’re trapped in your own head and not in control of your body sort of situation, but it works either way. And boy let me tell you, if this theory is correct, that makes Sophie Okenedo’s performance even more impressive than it already is, because it really works either way: Siuan is genuinely doing what she believes is right for the fate of the world and has her stone cold face on to do it (until the very end) OR her “real” expressions/feelings are mostly being masked/faked by the Compulsion and what she’s being forced to do by Lanfear. It tracks! Either way! Insane!!

The other big reason I think this theory works is because of what we find out in the finale — we learn from her conversations with Bayle Domon and Ishamael that Lanfear has been pulling the strings to make this whole season happen all along. (Cue It Was Lanfear All Along music lol). She sold the bits of cuendillar (although I don’t really get why… just for the money?), she seduced Rand, she played Ishamael, all of it. So why not this too? Why not control the Amyrlin seat, if she has the capability and means to do so, especially if she means to take Ishamael off the board and sort of become the de facto leader/strongest of the forsaken. Not really their leader, I know, but it’s a good power play for her is what I’m saying.

Finally, I think this could put us in a REALLY fun place for season 3, with stuff happening at the tower. We could have scenes with Lanfear, Siuan, and Liandrin. We could have Siuan acting increasingly more malevolent or just off somehow, and while most sisters are going with it, Alanna or Leane maybe starts to get suspicious (more Leane please!). We could have Moiraine send the wonder girls back to the tower, ostensibly to continue their training but also because she needs informants to know what Siuan is planning now (which kills her obvs), and because I would love to see them Scooby doo their way through some shit, the three of them figure out what’s going on and somehow (with Alanna’s help?) free Siuan from the Compulsion. Idk but it could be so much fun you guys.

Or, I could be totally wrong. Maybe this is totally not how Compulsion works. I don’t mind either way. This was a super fun thought experiment. But man, if this theory is in any way correct, this will be some of the most twisty TV/dialogue writing I’ve seen in a minute. And, you know, I’m trying to make fishwives happen here! Cmon!

Shout out to the Post Show Recaps podcast deep dive of 2x07 for questioning how Lanfear knew that Siuan had Rand captured and finally clicking this all into place for me. If you’ve got any other pulls from the episode or the season in general that back this theory up, please share in the comments!

[aidoneusnotfound]

First(ish) lord ares experience~ july 27 2024

(tw for yelling and abuse)

So, i just had one of the most vivid dreams of my life. like the second most vivid (next to lady asteria's reaching out to me 🫶).

I have lately been feeling very drawn to Ares, as in he was all i looked up all day. When i was on tik tok, i was scrolling through his hashtag. When i was on tumblr i was scrolling through his hashtag. you get the gist. So of course, as one does i researched him a little bit just to see what it would be that he even helps me with, because ive honestly never been drawn to ares in my life.

WELL, for context before this dream i had listened to this 'meet your deity' video on youtube. it was really nice, but it didnt really help me figure out if ares was reaching out to me. I also did a tarot reading to confirm it was ares, and that helped a bunch idk why i didnt do that first LOL. Basically it confirmed that yes, ares was reaching out to me, but not really to work with me, he just wants me to lean on him for support if that makes sense.

After that i figure "ok well its all set in stone might as well make him an altar!" and one of my favorite ways to make an altar is to make it in my mind, because theres no limitations in there. Anyways, the second im done with it and i have it to my liking, i feel his presence in one of the rooms with me. I was freaking out and trying to be formal because yk, divine being right here, but he was like "why are you trying so hard you dont gotta do all that here". and i dont remember much after that because i fell asleep.

OK CHAT NOW WE'RE GETTIJG TO THE ACTUAL DREAM PART BEAR WITH ME. Im gonna try to say all i can without invading my privacy, so some things might be vague.

I remember being driven to an airport by someone who really wasnt all that nice to me. we were going to a school to enroll my little sibling in for kindergarten, even though they were technically first grade aged. when i asked why my sibling wasnt in first grade instead of kindergarten, he says its because they never went to kindergarten because they werent developmentally ready for it.

thats a load of bullshit and i know it, so i ask him what he means by that. he says that they werent ready for it because at that age they still said they wanted to fly. WHICH IS A NORMAL CHILD THING TO DO???

And thats what i said too! i didnt back down and just sit in silence, i fought back!! i made him know that what he was saying was stupid and that he should be ashamed. even when he tried to scare me into silence, i still fought back and maintained my strength!! when i woke up, i just remember feeling ares' presence in my mind, as if he was the one driving me to fight back.

i confirmed it was him reaching out and not another deity i work with (lady asteria) and rushed to type this up.

[astorytotellyourfriends]

Sorry for this but you’re my favourite writer and I just thought of this and had to share so I could get your thoughts! Hellcheer Wedding Singer au 😳

ANON NEVER APOLOGIZE I AM SO HONORED YOU CAME TO ME WITH THIS AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LOUD I SCREAMED WHEN I READ IT BECAUSE THE WEDDING SINGER IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!!!!!

i too thought about this recently (idk why i haven't watched it in ages and i need to fix that asap) and TRULY why hasn't anyone done it yet!!! it's perfect for them!!!!

like i can absolutely see eddie and the cc boys doing wedding gigs (def under a different name tho i doubt corroded coffin would be popular with the wedding crowd) but still holding out hope for the dream of making it as a real band!!!

he meets chrissy at one of the last gigs he does before his own wedding and they hit it off, comparing notes about what they would and wouldn't do at their respective weddings (because she's engaged too, though she and jason haven't set a date yet). she makes him promise to sing at her wedding and eddie of course says yes but only if you promise to waitress at MY wedding (which gets a laugh out of chrissy and if eddie weren't an almost-married-man... he might've tried to make her laugh again).

but then he gets dumped by his longtime girlfriend, tammy (obviously), AT THE FUCKING ALTAR and eddie falls into a deep depression. he gives up on the gigs and music altogether because tammy basically told him he was never going to amount to anything if he kept being a wedding singer and she didn't sign up for this!

having witnessed eddie getting left at the altar and the impressive meltdown at his first (and last) gig post breakup, chrissy makes it her mission to try and cheer eddie up. it's probably (definitely) misguided, but she tells him that he has to return to music eventually because she and jason have finally set a date and he promised!!!

etc etc they become closer friends, eddie slowly realizes he's falling in love with chrissy and that jason's a huge fucking tool (and is cheating on her every chance he gets) but he can't tell her. he doesn't wanna break her heart! but of course chrissy's going through the same turmoil because she's absolutely falling for eddie too and realizing she's not in love with jason anymore but she can't just throw away her relationship, can she???

more drama etc etc eventually tammy comes crawling back and then there's miscommunication where tammy and chrissy meet and tammy introduces herself as eddie's fiancee and chrissy is heartbroken because she'd finally made the decision to tell eddie how she feels but instead she just runs right back and tells jason they should just get married NOW instead of waiting for their wedding.

and if i really wanted to go full ridiculous, i'd absolutely write the whole plane to vegas nonsense INCLUDING BILLY IDOL BEING ON THE SAME FLIGHT and eddie singing a song he wrote for chrissy over the plane intercom (CHRISSY THIS IS FOR YOU????) and then getting the girl AND securing a record deal bc that's just how things work in romcoms obviouslyyyy

anyway yes i am absolutely here for hellcheer in the wedding singer thank u for letting me ramble about it ilysm for this 🥰🥰🥰

[transmascaraa]

dahlia headcannons!

you've been in mondstadt for a while now, visiting a friend, and that deacon friend prepared something just for you...

crush!dahlia x gn!reader ft. venti, rosaria(jean and barbara mentioned once)

author's note: omg i'm not dead guys😝 btw happy orthodox christmas to the ones that celebrate it<3 anyways i finally got the motivation to write this dahlia confession hcs thing(it's a coincidence that it's today) so i hope you guys like it idk🤷

"thank you, Lord Barbatos, for making my wish come true."

-dahlia has been friends with you ever since you started visiting the Mondstadt church and you've made his heart skip a beat right then and there

-so he knew he was in love

-but he didn't know how to tell you

-nevermind, he wouldn't even tell you-if venti didn't interfere

-venti already knew that dahlia was in love with you, by his actions around you

-so he wanted to help

-he told him what to do, and even made up a whole church meeting about how Barbatos(definitely not venti himself) thought that the two of you would be perfect.

-rosaria knew it from the start, despite dahlia once trying to tell her about his crush but she just said that she knew.

-so the two of them set up that church meeting one day, hoping you would come, too.

-and that day finally came.

-every seat was taken/reserved, just the one next to dahlia was empty.

-he was sweating.

-he was nervous.

-he could hear his own heartbeat in the silence of the church.

-and you finally arrived.

-walking up to his seat

-"hey dahlia, can i sit here?" you didn't even look around to see if there were any other seats available.

-"oh, hey [name], sure!" his heart beating even faster.

-the two of you waited, until it started.

-venti raised his hand, wanting to say something to everyone.

-so he got up and stood at the altar(help is it called an altar)

-"so, dear people of Mondstadt, including me. i have some predictions and assumptions about you. if you'll allow me, i'll start." (their literal god without them knowing lmao)

-"first, you, rosaria, will have a friend of yours who will go through a really happy time." and rosaria nodded, with a wink, letting him know that it's according to plan.

-"jean, you will finally get a break from work. it will last at least a week." she nodded to him.

-"barbara, Barbatos will answer your prayers soon." and like that, he called out different people, until he got to dahlia and you.

-"and finally, the two of you... hmm... i see the two of you walking hand in hand out of this church! a couple! a perfect pair! don't you all agree? it's almost as if Barbatos himself made the two of you for eachother!" he said confidently, looking at everyone to confirm.

-everyone nodded and your face was covered in a red hue, hiding your face behind your hands, embarrassed.

-"u-uhm..." dahlia was blushing hard, also hiding his face, but behind his hat that he took off.

-"so, are the two of you gonna get together? i feel like both of you have feelings towards eachother! i need you guys to confirm, so i know do i make more assumptions like this or not!" venti was so impatient to see you say yes to him, knowing you told venti himself that you liked dahlia.

-"y-you first..." dahlia stuttered, looking at you with his eyes peeking above the hat.

-"uhm... a-as long as he wants to, i-i'll accept it..." you said as you blushed even more, but still trying to stay calm while looking back at venti.

-"so, dahlia, do you want to?" venti winked at him discreetly.

-"i-i do..." he said as he looked up at venti, trying to be confident, but failed miserably.

-"great, then it's settled! that's all i had to say, thank you all for coming to this church meeting just because of me! may Barbatos bless you all! have a good day everyone!" he exclaimed as he went back to rosaria to talk with her a bit, wanting to spy on the two of you, waiting for everyone to leave.

-"s-so... a-are we together now?" you whispered to him, still feeling embarrassed.

-"i-if you want to... i-i really do like you..." he looked down, feeling shy.

-"i accept, dahlia." you took his hand and kissed his cheek, leading him out of the church.

-he was flabbergasted.

-that whole moment, and you accepting his confession.

-that kiss...

-thank Lord Barbatos...

~~~~~

WOAH I FINALLY DID IT.

honestly i pretty much like this one but the next one will probably be with m!reader idk

i love dahlia so much he's so cute

[historia-vitae-magistras]

HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm glad you did, but HOW DARE YOU.

“Go get that blighter of yours,” He said, gently prodding the cat towards where Arthur would be.

Okay, briefly before we get into you repeatedly stabbing me - love "that blighter of yours". Absolutely love that Arthur belongs to Lord Flufferton and not the other way around.

Arthur was in the pose of a mariner on rough seas, ready to spring into movement in any direction depending on the chop of the vessel.

IDK, I just really like that Arthur's first reaction is like a sailor - both the actual "sailor stance" and the "ready for anything" are so core to his character, I love it.

There before them, semi-opaque right through the kitchen table heaped with spring seedlings and mail like a marble pillar, was their mother. Her red hair braided away from her face, her golden brooches clasping her blue and fur mantel over the greens and browns of her clothes. The empty scabbard of the sword he held in trust dangling from the belt at her hip. As they had buried her, she appeared at the altar at the mouth of her burial barrow and now here, in the kitchen.

HOW COULD YOU. I just... FUCK. Mom's there and THE EMPTY SCABBARD FOR THE SWORD. This part being from Rhys's perspective was such a good fucking move, both for the outside observer of Arthur and because the line "the sword he held in trust" is so utterly amazing. You are a genius.

“Mother?” His voice was so uncertain.

“Hello, little one.”

NOOOOOOOOOO I am feeling so emotional about the stupid bastard. They recently dug up his remains that had tangible evidence of the transition from his mother's care to being alone in the world, and now mum's here and he's not ready the way he usually prepares. I just... help. Dying. I don't think I shall survive the rest of the fic.

“Yan has passed between worlds he should not have."

YAN. It took me half a second and then I burst into tears. And I feel like Arthur doesn't have the kind of relationship with her that he's told her how he counts them? So either she knows from keeping an eye on them or it's because counting children that way is something Arthur shares with her. I am killed.

"He’s supposed to be up on the ISS, but I can still sense him when he's up there, but I can’t… Dad, I can’t feel him.”

And now I'm sobbing for Matt. The poor baby, literally his worst nightmare has come true.

“I’m breathing!” Matthew snapped. “I’m breathing, I’m about to puke, and then I’m getting the first flight to D.C. and finding my fucking brother. You'd better meet me, or Arlington is going to need a fucking expansion.”

I am still sobbing and also slightly laughing because "I am going to start solving this problem by killing people" is such a fucking Matt move. And I'm also sobbing again because there was another time Arthur had to go to DC to get Matt to calm the fuck down...

The new stuff you're trying with this fic is going beautifully, but your usual fantastic descriptions and instinct for where to stick the knife emotionally (and where to insert details to twist it) are also in absolute top form. This is so amazing, it is making my entire life right now. Thank you so damn much for sharing it with us.

Aaaaaaah thank you so much. The empty scabbard thought... It hit me like an evil train and I HAD TOO. Like I did not get a choice in that it was going on the page. I'm so happy this is being enjoyed.

[jinkicake]

Sigh, back at it again😔 okay so hear me out; my fav thing is to like subvert popular fandom tropes bc everyone is wrong and I’m right. Like no Venti isn’t your uwu little blushy bottom boy he’s a god who can and will fuck you in his church on the altar and nobody will stop him🥰 so the chaotic switch Venti has grabbed me by the neck and will it let go and I’m just imagining everyone else, back to my (toxic) ex boyfriend Xiao propaganda I imagine like in your head your like “ lmao this man has not had ass in like 4 centuries imma Rock his world” and like 20 mins in you have to tap out and ask for a water beak and he’s like 🙄 is that all? Like you gotta train like your training for a marathon to fuck Xiao like even when he’s not all rough and animalistic, he’s just attacking all your weak spots at once, truly feel like he could have you suck his dick while he does like paperwork (in a modern Au) and he wouldn’t flinch like he has the best poker face ever so you gotta throw him off his rhythm 👀 itto I actually hc as bad at sex and it’s funny asf bc someone made like a tweet about it that and I’m like??? Your absolutely right!! He cums so quick but bc oni blood he can do it as many times until your satisfied and he tries rly hard to please you so it’s fun to tease him and his dick is huge so by default he’s already better than most, only time I will allow him to destroy someone’s insides is when he’s in heat and can’t think straight, gorou my beloved; he’s a whole war general like he’s killed people and seen his friends die same as kazuha there’s no way this man don’t know about sex.. HES A DOG! Like he in my eyes is a switch leaning bottom bc hehe funny god man have sensitive ears but if you tease him too much he will have to put you in your place, starts talking all sharp and serious likes he giving orders to his recruits and it’s a lil scary, and next to him kazuha , idk what I want from him exactly bc I do like mr steal yo girl I can make you cum without even using more than 2 fingers but also would like to tie him op🤔 he to me feels like a bag of tricks like he’s always a surprise, like he seems like a calm quiet poetry boy but he’s literally so unhinged like in the last summer event w everyone he body slams a delusional man to get him to come to his senses and every one is like😰 and done even get me started in his mirage,,,,, yeah that is not a good boy for even when we meet him in the quest he such a little shit!! “ you fight well” and telling the dude who stole the dead vision that he was gunna break his fingers???? Even paimon was like?? Ayo why we going so fucking fast??😭 he just be saying shit to throw people off!! Like him and Beido always got this “ flirting but not really but we have a secret that we can’t tell you but we gon talk about you infront of you” vibe going on like the way they speak?? Yeah I would not be surprised if you ended up in some back room on the ship at night w both of them bc they always scheming 😒 albedo my beloved melanin challenged man💕 he’s just like his twin so I feel like whole he wants to act all soft and romantic he will get scary if you test him or if he gets stressed enough, def the type to hit sore spots when you argue that’s like okay see I wanted to fuck you bc your hot when mad but imma punch you now🔪 definitely does everything w passion and romancing in mind. Would not be surprised in the slightest if he read books on flirting like noelle did in her hangout thing💀 mf is in that lab watching romcoms!! When I frost got into the game I was like he is never beating the weirdo allegations bc I always see him and trying to do some kind of experiment on someone like??? You can literally ask me like lmao I’m down you don’t gotta be sneaky unless it’s crazy

no, i agree that everything you say is right, nothing can prove that wrong!!!!!

but yes.... people always soften venti and it's like,,,,, come on.... come on!!! are we talking about the same venti? it's all a front he puts on to fool and distract everyone! i know he is crazy!!!! (.... i like crazy and reckless venti, hes the fucking free archon like?!)

AND I NEED YOU TO SPEAK LOUDER ON XIAO BECAUSE EXACTLY, EXACTLY. He's sometimes written as someone who doesn't know shit about pleasing a bitch and it's like LOOK AT HIM... LOOK AT HIM!!! Xiao knows exactly what to do and he can go for DAYS while doing it.... my heart is racing just thinking about it!!! I love toxic ex bf xiao!

itto is a himbo (that is my one cliche trope idc idc) so yes he cums in two seconds but can go for hours on end... I agree i agree!!! speaking of gorou,,, i love a good itto gorou ship,,, there i said it!

also yes kazuha would be insane bc it's always the quiet ones that surpise you the most!! the mention of beidou and kazuha just reminded me of how i literally ship anyone w everyone like itto sara the whole enemies to lovers is fun and theyre hot together- i could ship xiao w a fucking rock if i thought they were fun together omg

albedo.... i could do a thinkpiece on him truly- i just love the quiet psychos!!!! not that he's really a psycho but he could be! like his unleashed power that's supposed to destroy ****** ,,, wow..... just wow! but about his experiments.... i wouldnt hate them HAH YEAH I would read some good yandere albedo performing experiments on the reader..... it sounds fUN

[stormyoceans]

can i share my love for mork here because this bitch graced my screen for four minutes and snatched my heart completely. he's so sexy for being poor, he's so sexy for working with his hands, he's so sexy for having such messy style with the softest hair ive ever seen and baggy tshirts and ripped jeans and that earring (?) UGH he's so sexy for being snarky and flirtatious and strong willed and dealing with hard life situation and idk not loosing inner light yknow what i mean? he's so sexy for not sucking up to rich people lmao he really said right in day's mother's and day's faces if ya boy is a little bitch I'll say out loud even if i need your money. and I hope the creators will make him such a character that you can damn well see that he is in love and this greatly affects him. day can barely see but if someone looked at me like mork looked at day when they touched sunflowers or when he made 👉 gesture or when they were at the beach I would grab his hand and run to the altar, let other characters comment on how whipped mork is i want day to knooooow (and i know he'll be super whipped for day). last but not the least he's so sexy for having namtan as his bestie, i need to know how they met

AMEN HALLELUJAH I LITERALLY COULD NOT AGREE WITH YOU MORE ANON!!!!!! JUST LOOK AT HIM

ALREADY THE MOST CHARACTER EVER and i love how he looks rough around the edges but also so incredibly soft and how that's basically a reflection of his character too: he is blunt and flirty and cheeky and yet affable and selfless and kind. his hands are often gonna be stained from motor oil and covered with cuts and scars from having them inside engine compartments, but when he touches day they're always so gentle, and it's not because he thinks day is something fragile, but because mork loves and cherishes him so much that it makes him want to be tender

you also made me realize that i need day and namtan's character to meet SO BADLY!!!!! i need her to be like "so YOU're day. i heard so much about you" and day just raises an eyebrow and goes "only good things i hope" to which she replies "oh, don't worry. mork has nothing but praises for you" while mork blushes and desperately tries to change the subject, but at one point he has to leave them alone for a while and when he gets back they're already friends and sharing embarrassing stories about mork. I JUST!!!!! REALLY NEED NAMTAN'S CHARACTER TO SEE THEM TOGETHER AND POINT OUT HOW SMITTEN MORK IS!!!!! and maybe at first she is a bit worried about mork getting so close to day because mork still works for him, but after she sees them together she has no doubts they both have feelings for each other, so the first time she is alone with mork she's like "you know, i've never seen you look at anyone the way you look at him". after that every time day is around she makes sure to comment out loud when mork is blushing or looking at day with the softest smile and eyes full of adoration

ANYWAY CAN THEY GIVE ME THIS SHOW ALREADY AT THIS RATE IM GONNA LOSE IT BEFORE IT EVEN AIRS

[jasperswh0re]

heyy sorry to bother you and idk if your still doing requests but can you do a jasper hale x reader fluff where she’s walking down the isle when they get married something like that idk how to word it but that would be amazing thank you !

yes aaaa this is so cute!!!! I am such a sucker for weddings, especially writing them. Also, I’ve provided a little background music when the time comes (you’ll know when) so feel free to listen while reading. Not required tho!!

Summary: It’s finally your wedding day. You and Jasper have been nervous for the entire day, but the moment you land eyes on each other you know you’re meant to be.

Word count: 1,230

Warnings: None

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Jasper was as stiff as a board. All he could do was stare out of the window, anticipating the next hour. Edward and Emmett would rotate through to check on him but otherwise, he was left alone with his thoughts. 

He had been ready for hours. He could care less about how he looked but Alice was determined for this wedding to go smoothly. Had she not been with you, he assumed she would be by his side in reassurance. She was his best friend. 

Jasper exhaled in an attempt to let go of stress but it was no use. Nothing could shake his worries. A few moments later he felt Emmett and Edward approach.

“It’s almost time,” Edward said, his voice just above a murmur. 

Jasper nodded but didn’t look at his brothers.

You paced around the room, nibbling on the edges of your fingertips. Rosalie and Bella sat on a couch not far from you, watching your anxious form, bored. Alice was the only one standing, her hands held up to keep you calm.

“He wants to do this, (Y/n), please... Just put on the dress.”

You were completely ready besides putting on the wedding gown. It was gorgeous. But your mind couldn’t think that far ahead.

“But what if he doesn’t?” You cried.

“He does,” Bella interjected.

“Jasper was terrified to even touch me six months ago...” You whined. “Maybe this is moving too fast...”

“Impossible,” Rosalie sighed. “You’ve known each other for four years. You’ve known about all of us being vampires for two. He trusts you. He wants you.”

“And I don’t see a single future where he doesn’t go through with this,” Alice placed a hand on your shoulder. You looked at her with terrified eyes. “Or a single one where you don’t either.”

You stared at Alice a little longer to see a trace of insincerity. After a moment, you found none. Even if she was lying it didn’t matter. The love you and Jasper share was greater than any possibility. 

“Alright... Let’s do this.”

***

Jasper was like a statue on the altar. Maybe this was a bad idea. Maybe you didn’t want to go through with this, you just felt obligated. What if he killed you? What if he couldn’t stop himself while turning you? 

These questions ran through his mind until he felt Edward’s hand on his back. 

“Calm down,” He said. Jasper turned toward his brother also to see Emmett not far behind. The bulky man threw a pair of thumbs up. 

Before he could respond music sounded in the woods. Esme had pressed play on a speaker since no one hired a musician. The beginning notes of Hallelujah managed to calm him down some. You always wanted this song to play during your wedding. No matter how cheesy or cliché

For the first time that day, Jasper smiled. All the memories he shared with you flowed through his mind.

The two of you were getting married on a trail that you guys walked every morning at the crack of dawn. You were the first human he met that willingly woke up that early. He could recall the first time the two of you found this trail in high school. The smile grew wider on his face.

Once you graduated Carlisle had a cabin built not far from where Jasper stood. At any moment you were going to show up on the trail. To share forever.

“She’s coming,” Edward whispered. “Don’t get cold feet.”

“You know I can’t help that,” Jasper joked. Edward chuckled. 

Jasper stared at the woods once more, looking past the barren chairs. It was a small wedding. Only a few members of the pack sat in the seats, with Esme sitting in the front. On the other side sat your parents. 

Another moment passed and excitement fluttered. He could feel his sister’s anticipation. He could feel your worry. It was refreshing for him to know you felt the same as he did. 

Reneesme walked into view, throwing buttercups onto the trail. She smiled widely at Jasper before joining her grandmother.

You weren’t far behind Alice, Bella, and Rosalie, violently clutching onto your bouquet of flowers. You did your best to keep steady, staring down at your feet. One step at a time, you thought.

The music filled your ears in moments. It was time. All of your worries washed away when you could see the buttercups on the forest floor.

Jasper was calming you down. 

You mentally cursed him, making sure he could feel your annoyance. 

You drew in a breath when your bridesmaids found their places on the altar. You stared up at your fiance with wide eyes.

Nothing else mattered in the world for Jasper. All he could see was you. You shone brightly amongst the green hues of the forest. This image of you will forever be engraved into his mind.

The love between you both was immeasurable. Tears immediately welled up and you couldn't hold them in. If possible, Jasper would be tearing up all the same. 

Your warm hands met his and you both looked to Carlisle, who was officiating the wedding. 

“I’d like to begin by welcoming everyone and thanking each and every one of you for being here on this most happy of days,” Carlisle began. “We know that it’s no accident that Jasper and (Y/n) are standing here before us. Now, I’m not going to ramble, so I’ll let them share their vows. (Y/n)...”

“Jasper,” You said. “I had no clue what I was walking into when entering a relationship with you. I had no idea of the adventures and possibilities that would follow.

“But I am beyond grateful for it all. The good and the bad. I’m grateful even for the good and the bad that will come. Because that’s what love does. It makes you accept the beautiful and ugly that comes with a person. It makes you vulnerable at probably the worst times. 

“So as I stand here in front of you, I am saying that I love you. This love I feel is limitless and overflowing. For you, I’m for it all. Good, bad, pretty, and ugly. I am with you... for you... in love with you,” You finished. 

Carlisle nodded his head at Jasper to begin.

Jasper cleared his throat, his eyes still glued onto you, “(Y/n)... The day I met you... I never foresaw this moment.”

A smile grew wide on your lips as he spoke.

“The love I knew before meeting you was not the kind of love that neither you nor I deserve,” Jasper said. “You came along while I was healing, while I was hurting. You showed a new, profound love that my words cannot describe. For once... It made me look forward to the future.

"Every day, every moment I spend with you... You reignite my soul. You remind my heart of the love we share. That love is immortal. Ever burning. Forevermore,” Jasper said. “I love you (Y/n) (L/n).”

Jasper didn’t wait for a second for Carlisle to say the words. His cold lips pressed against your own as he dipped your body. You happily clung onto the edges of his coat, smiling into the kiss.

When you pulled away everyone was clapping. Yet the both of you could only hear each other’s whispers.

“Forever?”

“Forever.”

[theres-an-impulstor-among-us]

Idk if youre taking requests, but if you are could we have some Ren and Martyn fluff/angst content? The finale was amazing, and the fact that they'd died side by side and within seconds of each other just feels so bittersweet... maybe they meet up again in the afterlife like Scott and Jimmy did to live happily ever after ;w;

bruh i think you read my mind cuz i was already starting to write something similar when you sent this ask LOL

...

Ren sits bolt upright with a gasp, his hand automatically flying to his chest. But the arrow that ended his life is no longer there. His skin is back to its normal colour, his eyes no longer heavy with the weight of responsibility. He’s back in his normal clothes.

The Red King is gone.

He finds himself in a blank world, a ghostly world. This must be the afterlife; he can see several people he recognises a short distance away.

But before he can start to get up, he hears another gasp in a familiar voice and turns sharply to find Martyn sitting up next to him, dazed and anxious.

“Martyn!” Ren gasps.

Martyn stares at him in dismay. “I’m sorry, Boss! I tried to avenge you but Scar just cut me down, I didn’t stand a chance. I’m so sorry I let you do-.”

Ren wordlessly pulls Martyn into a tight hug, cutting him off. Initially startled, Martyn quickly hugs him back.

“I’m proud of you,” he murmurs. “And call me Ren now. Please.”

Martyn squeezes his eyes shut, releasing a few pent-up tears. “I should’ve been able to save you, Ren. I’m sorry.”

“No no no, you did amazing," Ren reassures him. "I’m so proud of you, Martyn; you stayed with me ‘til the very end. You’ve no idea how much that means to me. Thank you.”

“Guys!” comes a yell. “Ren! Martyn!”

The two move apart to find Skizz rushing towards them, a wide grin on his face.

“Skizzle!” Ren calls happily.

Skizz jumps at the two of them and grabs both of them in a hug, one arm wrapped around Ren’s shoulders and the other around Martyn’s.

“I missed you guys so much!” Skizz beams. “What happened? How’d we do?”

“Scar took down both of us within half a minute of each other,” responds Martyn sadly. “BigB is the only one left.”

“Aww… Hey, at least we're together again. C’mere.”

He pulls them into a tighter hug, causing both of them to laugh.

Then Ren happens to glance up and spot someone else standing nearby, watching them with a hopeful look.

“Etho, get in here,” he laughs.

Beaming, Etho joins the group hug.

“Sorry we didn’t win, boss,” says Martyn with a quiet chuckle.

“Hey, we’re all back together again and none of us betrayed the others to win,” Ren responds warmly. “In my book, we did win.”

Martyn laughs. “That’s such a cliché.”

Ren grins back at him. “I know, but it’s the truth for me. I love you guys so much; thank you for sticking with me to the end. It means more than I can possibly express.”

“Aww!” Skizz beams. “I love you guys too. Hey, are you gonna go through that archway thingy?”

Ren glances at him in confusion, mostly due to the sudden change of subject. “What?”

Skizz points over Ren’s shoulder to a glowing door set into the edge of the world. “That thing. Jimmy went through it not long after I arrived here and Scott went through it almost immediately when we told him where Jimmy went. Apparently, it’s some kind of door to the afterlife.”

“Afterlife?” repeats Martyn. “What, like heaven? I thought we were supposed to go back to our normal worlds once everyone’s died.”

“I think that’s more of a choice. I guess most of the Hermits are gonna choose to go back to Hermitcraft but if you don’t wanna do that yet, you can go through the door and get yourself an afterlife.”

“Huh.” Ren frowns at the door. “That’s really… intriguing.”

Martyn watches him steadily. “Are you thinking of going through?”

“Honestly, yeah. I’d love to know what the afterlife would look like for me.”

He gets to his feet and walks over to the doorway, lifting his hand as if wanting to touch the shimmery space in between.

After a moment, he turns back to face his friends and gives them a smile. “See you later, guys.”

Before any of them can reply, Ren steps through the door.

A blinding light surrounds him for a few seconds. When it finally dies down, Ren finds himself back in Dogwarts.

Except it’s not quite Dogwarts. At least, not the one he knows.

It looks exactly how Ren always envisioned it looking, how he wanted it to look someday but ran out of time. The walls stand tall and firm, and the Renchanting building is a proper castle, complete with a large version of the Dogwarts flag flying proudly above it. Sprawling out from the castle are the farms: carrots, wheat, and potatoes, complete with a detailed-looking scarecrow. And finally, the altar stands in the middle of Dogwarts, majestic and proud.

This is Dogwarts.

And yet, something feels odd. He can’t quite put his finger on it, but something doesn’t quite feel right. There’s something… missing.

“Ren?”

Ren turns to find Martyn standing on the altar. “Martyn? What are you doing here?”

“I came through the door,” Martyn replies, stepping off the altar. “I wanted to come to the afterlife with you.”

“Really?” Ren stares at him. “You don’t want to go home?”

“Wherever you are is where my home is,” responds Martyn with a smile.

“Now who’s being cliché?” Ren teases.

Martyn laughs. “I know, I know. But honestly, when I walked through that door, this is exactly what I pictured as my destination. My guess is the door reads your deepest desire and gives it to you as your afterlife.”

“Which means you and I both wanted the same thing: to live together in Dogwarts.”

“Seems like it.” Martyn smiles. “So. This is it, isn’t it?”

Ren smiles back. He’s figured out what was missing, and it’s definitely not missing anymore.

“This is home.”

[ramp-it-up]

Scene Stealer

Pairing: Rafael Casal x Reader

Word Count: 1.6k

Warnings: Minors DNI, a little angst, some language, a smidge of jealousy, but mostly just fluff! No smut! 😃 All errors my own.

A/N: This an ask from @wreakhavoconmacroissantdiggs for the Show Runner AU.  I really love these two. Hope you enjoy, Loves! 💚

Read the previous part, Sundancer .

Hi lovely! Idk if your still doing requests right now? If you are can I have a fluffy/soft-ish moment between Rafa and reader? In the Showrunner AU and reader is actively filming a scene and Rafa's being difficult, lol

Your relationship was the talk of the town, especially since you accompanied Rafael on the red carpet of his latest win; it also happened to be your first nomination.

Ever since you went public, you were content with being ‘partners.’ You, especially, said there was no need for anything more. You didn’t want to tie Rafael to you, because you didn’t own him. 

Art was the most important thing, not a conflict diamond and a piece of paper.

Rafael quickly agreed. After all, it had been his manifesto. You two had a perfect understanding. Until you got this role. 

This gig required you to dance, and you hadn’t used your classical training in a while. You were nervous as hell.

“Who does music videos with this big a budget any more?”

You just rolled your eyes as Rafa as he delivered the shade. He would never outright say that he didn’t want you to do it; he always supported you, but you could tell it bothered him.

There was a slight tension in the air in the days leading up to filming, but you both pretended nothing was up. You were busy with rehearsal, so you brushed the thoughts of this shift in your relationship aside.

Maybe he was a little tight because you told him that the singer could definitely get it during a cast party before you two were a thing. Except in Rafael’s mind. 

Rafa had taken mental notes on everything about you, and this one he didn’t forget. But, he loved you, and he was going to ride for you.  Right?

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On the day of the shoot, Rafa pulled up to the studio at about 1:30. He agreed to meet you there when you invited him for moral support.  You’d been there since 11 am.

He shook his head to himself as he was shown to your dressing room, lamenting the fact that he didn’t bring Diggs, because he would be the one needing moral support today.

Rafael knocked on the door and heard you say, "Come in!"

He walked in and saw you in a big, poofy, but short wedding dress. A more elaborate ballet tutu, but still definitely a wedding dress. Rafael was thrown for a loop, so he just stood there, taking you in.  He felt like he was breaking a rule, looking at you in this dress.

You looked absolutely amazing.

The make up artist was working on you, but you turned around and grinned when you saw him in the mirror.

Rafa felt like he needed to sit down. 

"What do you think?"

Rafael actually couldn't think. He looked down and noticed that you had your pointe shoes on. They matched your skin tone perfectly and extended your lovely legs. 

He began to feel warm, a heat which began in his chest and radiated throughout his entire torso. But he was a thug.  He tried to express it.

"You look beautiful...." 

His throat was dry. What the fuck was wrong with him?

To you, Rafa looked a bit like a fish, his mouth opening and closing with no sound coming out.

"What?" You cocked your head at him.

Rafa recovered and moved toward you. ‘Keep your cool,’ he thought.

You  shrugged at him, turned back around to the mirror, and continued. 

"I would never actually wear anything like this. It's too poofy and big. Too princess-y. Not my style." You grimaced.

"You look beautiful." It finally came out.

Rafael smiled, feeling an overwhelming desire to kiss you. The makeup artist exited and Rafa was left staring at you in the mirror again. You were a vision. 

He cleared his throat, deciding to lighten the mood.

"Can I climb under that dress and do what I want to do?"

You threw your head back and laughed. Once again, Rafael was caught in your spell.

"I'm working babe, but we can arrange something later..."

‘Whatever you say, my love,’ Rafael thought. 

But what he said was, "Cool."

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When filming started, Rafael stood out of the way behind the camera to watch. It was a church scene and apparently what you had to do was dance down the aisle to the altar for the wedding scene.

You were lowkey checking for Rafa, and everytime you looked over, he was glowering at you, the set up, or back seat directing. You could read him like a book, and he was not amused or positive about this.

That only made you more tense and out of the zone. You began to regret inviting him.  What was his problem? Was he jealous? He was being an ass, and you were going to tell him about himself later.

You ignored him as you stretched to get ready for another take. You were not going to let him ruin this for you.

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Rafael saw you and melted. He watched, mesmerized, as you danced toward the star of the video. Rafael’s heart clenched when you reached them and kissed them lightly on the lips. 

It happened at least six times for the different takes and angles, and Rafa had visions of dragging you away from there, but he remained calm.

Rafael had no idea that his emotions were so loud. All pretense, all acting skills, all professionalism went out of the window the moment he saw you in that wedding dress.  

He just did not think this production was up to the standard of you. And he caught on to the interactions between you and the star of the video between takes. It was not cool

You  ran through a couple more takes and finally it was time for the last scene, the love scene.

You were whisked back into your dressing room for a wardrobe change. Rafa paced up and down in the hallway to calm himself down. After a few minutes he thought it worked.

Until you came back out.

You were in the sexiest black nightgown he'd ever seen. And those heels. You looked hot as fuck. But when he looked into your eyes, it was clear that you were terrified. 

"Rafa, I don't think I can do this. I'm not feeling it…” Nerves were getting to you. 

“They are sooo not like I thought they were. They're kind of…. There’s no chemistry. And I’m a hack actor if I can’t do this…”  You bowed your head, ashamed.

Rafa hooked his fingers under your chin and brought your head up. He looked at you sternly. He was angry. But not at you.

“Energy up. Expectations down.” 

You tried to respond with a brave smile, but you were really about to burst into tears. Rafael grabbed your hand and pulled you back into your dressing room. He made sure to lock the door.

You thought you knew what he wanted.

“Rafa, we don’t have time for that, I…”

“C’mere.”  

Rafael hushed you and grabbed your hand, pulling you into his embrace. His large hand was on your lower back, and he held your other to his chest, beginning a slow dance to music only he could hear.  

You looked up at him quizzically and raised your eyebrow.

“Rafa, what…”

“I know that we talked about not seeing the need for marriage in this crazy world, and that we are married to our art, but take a little mind excursion with me…”

You fell into rhythm with him as he began to whisper-sing “Hideaway.” 

…See you’ve had the wrong plan

been sipping the wrong wine

Ay ay… let me put you on my vibe.

“Imagine we’re dancing at our wedding…”

You snapped your head up and looked in his emerald eyes. They twinkled down at you.

“I said, ‘imagine.’ This is just an exercise.”

“I would write a new song just for you and sing it while we’re dancing and get you wet for me but make you wait until after we party all night with our friends to get some.”

He smiled down at you and you were with it, getting into the fantasy. You swayed with him a little longer and smiled back up at him. Rafael’s stomach flipped.

So of course he twirled you away from him and back into his arms. His hand moved down your back to your ass.

“Seeing you in this would be the perfect wedding present. Imagine me waiting on you, not wanting to wait any more to touch you, taste you. Make you a mama.”

You stopped and stared at Rafael.

“….That’s quite the imagination you have there…”

Rafa stared back at you. “I am a creator. I create wild musings.” He turned you around to face the mirror. 

“Use it.” 

He put his hands in your satin covered hips. 

“Pretend you’re a woman who would want that. Marriage. A husband who would cherish you and try to make you happy.” 

Rafael bent down to hug you from behind, pressing his cheek aside yours.

You gazed at your reflections in the mirror. In that moment at least, you were that woman.

Rafael kissed your neck. You closed your eyes and you felt it before you opened them, but when you did, he had stepped away.

“Now go out there and pretend that person is what that woman wants.” Rafael looked at you in that way one more time before he cleared his throat and looked down.

You straightened up and walked toward the door. 

“Thanks for the fantasy, Cash.” You looked back at him.

Rafa winked at you. “Anytime.”

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Three hours later, after you’d killed the scene and production had wrapped, Rafa waited for you in the parking lot, smoking and dialing Diggs on the phone.

“Whattup. D. I need you to talk me out of buying a rock.”

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List of Sambucky AU's based on my current obsessions/thing that I really like and have a special place in my heart:

Pride and Prejudice (2005) AU:

Yep, I've been obsessed with this movie/book my whole life and I've rewatched it recently under the new tfatws light, and boy oh boy,,,

Bucky is Mr. Darcy for, what I hope are, obvious reasons.

And our sweet angel Sam is Elizabeth.

Like, imagine the potential of this. This is perfect!

Tony as Mr. Bingley and Steve as Jane (or vice versa I still need to wrap my head around this cuz Stevie is more of a Bingley kind of simp, idk this is complicated).

The ingredients for the perfect fic are here: Enemies to lovers? Check! Mutual pining? Here it iiiss! Just add a bit of sneaky glances at social gatherings and a pinch of hand touches while dancing and it's gonna be perfect!

Your Honor, I love them, they're perfect.

Bucky is all tall, dark, and moody and he meets Sam who roasts him at a public ball because he's unsocial and instantly falls in love with him.

And then proceeds to pine for him for the rest of his unsocial life.

Rumlow as Wickham??? I mean,,, I've read some stony Pride and Prejudice au's, and Rumlow is ALWAYS Wickham so it makes sense,,, idk? OR MAYBE WALKER OMG MY MIND!

The proposal in the rain scene??? with those two? the sexual tension would be through the roof!

Rebecca as Georgiana??????? Like the scene where they're all at Pemberley and Georgiana is playing the piano? Bucky being all adorable with his sister and Sam sees them and just bolts out of the room, and then just him and Mr. Barnes being adorably in love:

"I'm really fond of walking" "Yes, I know!", SPECTACULAR!

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE MRS. DARCY SCENE BECAUSE I WILL START A RANT AND NOBODY WILL TOLERATE ME ANYMORE!

I still haven't found any fics for this pairing, my heart aches.

That's it, that's all you need to know about this.

The proposal AU:

Okay, hear me out! I've loved this movie since I was a tiny bastard, and along the way through my magical walk in the fan fiction realm, I've realized that this movie IS THE FAN FICTION.

It has it all: Fake dating, enemies to lovers, there was only one bed, ''your family loves me and they're the only ones that have shown me love in eons'', ''oh what a surprise I'm slowly falling in love with you too bad you don't love me back''. Chef's kiss.

So it only makes sense that this is perfect for Sam and Bucky.

Bucky is the super successful and super mean boss of Sam and they hate each other.

Sam just wanted to publish his novel and now he has to deal with the devil.

Oh no, the devil is not a US citizen and now has to leave too bad,,, wait what do you mean we're engaged?

So they go to Sitka (I mean, it would make more sense if they went to Delacroix but the movie is set in Sitka so they'll go to Sitka.) and Bucky finds out that Sam basically owns the whole place? Wait I thought you were poor.

Anyways, Sam's family loooooves Bucky even tho the man is not really the life of the party...

Oh, your love story is so romantic why don't you guys get married here?

IT'S WEDDING PLANNING TIMEEEE!

Oh my god Ramone... Oh my god,,, Zemo,,, as Ramone,,, what have I done? Now it's stuck in my brain. I can't imagine that scene with Zemo,,, somebody call a priest I need some holy water.

Well you know the drill, they actually fall in love and Bucky feels really terrible to lie to this wonderful family so he leaves Sam at the altar and returns to the States.

And then Sam connects the dots...

Oh shit, I might be in love with Bucky, I need to stop that plane!

And the scene when they're back at the office???

The only thought of this makes my brain malfunction, I've been in love with that scene my whole life and now I'm imagining those two idiots. What has become of my life?

Avatar: The last Airbender / Legend of Korra AU:

Now, this is a little bit more intricate but I suck at words and my brain is scrambled eggs so bear with me.

Steve is the avatar (cuz, I mean,,, he's basically Aang, like, frozen in a chunk of ice, saves the world, sweetest boy on earth but I would smack him on the head sometimes and overall a very good person).

Tony is basically Asami Sato: so a super cool non-bender from the fire nation, he creates all of the cool stuff for Team Avatar and basically kicks ass while looking cool as fuck. Did I mention that he's cool?

Nat is a Kyoshi warrior.

Wanda and Thor are both firebenders, like,,, they both wear red and Thor shoots lightning, it's pretty obvious.

Peter, Clint, and Pietro are all airbenders.

Bucky is an earthbender, he's Steve's childhood friend, they fought briefly in the 100 year war that he ''dies'' and gets captured and brainwashed by the Dai Li and becomes the world infamous Winter Soldier.

He's also a metal bender, like I imagined when he was in Wakanda he had Shuri put some metal plates on his vibranium arm so that he can use them like Kuvira does. Or he's a lavabender or who knows maybe both idk he's very special to me and I think he would be a veeeeery strong and badass earthbender (like Toph level of greatness)

For a very brief period of time Steve, Bucky and Sam were all pro-bender athletes and competed in pro-bending tournaments as Team Avatar. They're literally children, let them have this.

Wakanda is basically Zaoufu, all of the Wakandans are super skilled metalbenders and vibranium is the only metal that nobody knows how to bend. (but you can bet your ass the Wakandans know how to).

Sam is a waterbender (look I'm not very sure about the other characters but I'm 2000% sure about Sam and Bucky okay? I feel it in my heart, Sam is water and Bucky is earth because I said so).

I mean, he's calm, patient, and good which is why is a suuuuuper good healer, like the best you'll ever find, but he's also super strong and could break your spine with medical pecision in 00.3 seconds.

He mastered bloodbending like a champion at 14, he can even bloodbend in broad daylight but refuses to use it because he knows how painful it is. (His dad tought himand Sarah but Paul isn't like Yakone with Tarrlok and Noatak, he was actually a good parent and didn't force them to learn it against their will)

While searching for Bucky with Steve he has the chance to use it against him, the Winter Soldier is going apeshit, but chooses not to because he's just that good and believes that not even someone like the Winter Soldier deserves this kind of pain, which is fun because while Bucky was a prisoner in the hands of the Dai Li they had some bloodbenders to use it on him. (man I sure love me some good old fashioned ANGST)

Okay back to the man, the myth, the legend Sam Wilson:

He's the son of the chief of the Southern water tribe and he was supposed to become chief after Paul but he left to help Steve before his dad died so now OUR BELOVED SARAH IS CHIEF, LIKE THE BADASS-ANGEL SHE IS. Honestly, she deserves it, like it's a lot of responsibility but she's more than up to the task than anybody else, even a little bit more than Sam.

Chief of a whole tribe, super skilled bender and a single mom of two, the whole South Pole loves her and you can bet that there isn't a single kid that goes to bed on an empy stomach. Not on chief Wilson's watch.

Like really the Wilsons are the most powerful, skilled and badass benders in the whole South (and maybe even in the North cuz I don't like the Northern water tribe), also babies Aj and Cass are super good benders and they almost beat Bucky while sparring (he lets them almost beat him because they're kids and he's not gonna let two kids loose but he has to admit that they've been raised by a force of nature, and Sam, so it's only natural that they're so strong)

Steve is both Captain America (or Captain Republic City I swear I have no clue how the geography works in this au) and the Avatar so he decides to give Cap's mantle to Sam, this of course sends Sam into a mental breakdown.

And unfortunately Walker becomes Cap instead of Sam, you know the drill,,,

All of the Avengers and the Avatar team are FURIOUS and try in every way to give the shield and the title back to Sam.

So Bucky decides to take the matter in his metal hand, steals the shield and ends up being and enemy of the crown and he's wanted in the whole Earth Kingdom.

He can't stay with Steve and the team anymore or they'll all be in danger, he can't go back to Zaoufu/Wakanda because is still Earth Kingdom territory so Sam gets him to the South.

And mind you, this is for the sole purpose of the development of Sambucky, so Bucky and Sam have to split from team Avatar to go to the Southern water tribe and they basically spend a three months honeymoon where they finally realize their feelings towards each other.

We need at least one (1) "Homoerotic sparring scene" where one ends up on top of the other, we NEED it.

While in the South Bucky learns that Sam was supposed to be chief and just teases him reletlessly but he realizes that the whole tribe loves him and Sarah and considers both of them as their leaders. Like they're walking down the street and someone greets Sam with a "Morning chief!"

And Bucky slowly falls in love with him more and more and overall just realizes every day how much of an amazing man Sam is. And starts calling him Cap and Chief as pet names.

Super cute ''cool gay uncles moment'' is when they get Aj and Cass penguin sledding they call Bucky ''Uncle''. Bucky dies on the spot and then he and Sam just proceed to look at each other with heart eyes for the rest of the evening.

Fluff and feelings ensue, they both come to the realization that they love eachother but being the total dumbasses that they are they just keep it to themselves cuz "Oh, I bet he doesn't like me in that way, he just sees us as friends", ya know,,, that kind of bullshit.

And then they kick Walker's ass because he deserves it.

The final battle against Walker is basically the last Agni Kai Zuko+Katara VS Azula, so we have Sam and Bucky against DIYshield!Walker but the coward woke up that morning and chose violence so he decides to shoot a lightning bolt at Sam. Bucky (the great self sacrificing idiot that he is) shields Sam and gets the bolt for himself.

(YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE A METAL ARM WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? YOU CAN'T REDERECT LIGHTNING.)

So Sam has his Badass Katara moment™ and defeats Walker, then proceeds to fall at Bucky's side and he just spills all of his feelings cuz he thinks that Bucky is dying. (You know,,, like the moment we were supposed to have with Zuko and Katara in the finale, don't come at me I'm a firm Zutara shipper and I'm still bitter that they weren't endgame)

They work it out in the end, they smooch and they're happy. Sam is finally officially Cap. They probably have a beautifull wedding in the snowy landscape of the South Pole and all ends well.

I still need to sand some edges off and stuff but this has been in my mind for sooooo long I needed to share it with someone, there are some HUGE plot holes like the timeline (time is a very difficult concept for me lol) or the geography in this au like is there America or the Avatar geographic asset? Idk it's all very confusing but I'll get there. Remember? Scrambled eggs brain...

Buzzfeed Unsolved AU:

Pretty self explainatory.

Bucky is Shane and Sam is Ryan.

Sam belives in ghosts and Bucky is just a little shit about it.

This one is basically Bucky watching Sam's powerpoints about the big three.

You know whenever Ryan asks "Are ghosts real?" Shane would look in camera like he's in the office and shake is head?

Bucky does the same thing when Sam says "The big three".

The whole Internet belives that Bucky is either a demon or he's a time traveller that killed JFK beacuse he looks like he knows too much about this stuff.

So whenever they're covering a True Crime case Sam would just ask Bucky if he knows something about it.

"What do you mean you're not the Zodiac Killer?"

"Okay, I can't belive you're not D.B. Cooper." "Sorry Sam, I'm pretty sure that's Loki."

And then they go on their dates investigate at hauted locations and Sam is very scared but luckly his boyfriend ghost hunter best friends is here to taunt demons and protect him.

And now,,, the most recent one, I basically birthed this au like two hours ago and I'm writing all this instead of finishing my finals project but who cares. (two hours? Make it five! You stupid idiot, you've been procrastinating on your homework for five hours while you were writing this stuff. You're crazy, you're never going to graduate)

So, for all non-european folks I bet you have little to no clue of who Måneskin are, or maybe you recently found it out, (which is great, I want you to know that I love you, I need your hand in marriage now!) still I'm gonna need you to stop reading this right now and go listen to this two particular songs by Måneskin:

"I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE" and "FOR YOUR LOVE". (idk why the titels are in all caps you'll have to ask them)

Go now!

Okay now that you're back I just want to say that these are THE horniest songs by Måneskin and I just love them,

Anyways, this brings us to the last of my recent au's which is:

You guessed it:

Rock band AU:

This one is as easy as it gets:

Bucky is the singer in a band, Natasha plays the bass (this is all based on the fact that Bucky and Nat have big Damiano and Victoria vibes, not everyone might see this but let me dream,) Clint at the drums and idk Stevie at the guitar?

Anyway, they're playing at a bar and Sam walks is and our baby Bucky who's a big slut with a heart of gold just falls head over heels for him.

So he just starts singing "for you love" first and then "I wanna be your slave" (they have to follow this precise order beacuse literally the first sentence in "FOR YOUR LOVE" is "I wanna be the first man you look at tonight" so it makes sense) all while not breaking eye contact with Sam NOT. EVEN ONCE. Bucky needs to get his point very clear to Sammy.

And the point is that he's a slut, that's it.

I mean, those songs are EXTREMELY EXPLICIT, so this will call for some very explicit fic content but if I only remotley think about seggs stuff I have an allergic rection so this will stay closed and safely tucked away in the itty bitty slutty corner in my brain.

Really those songs are just- I don't have the words to explain them,,,

I will probably add more once my brain starts functioning properly again.