#i feel like an animal bro eW

[akascow]

flea bites are so gd annoying

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[0097linersb]

Sour Candy (m)

Pairings: Mingi x Reader

Genre: Smut

Word count: 5k~

Warnings: Very very very needy Mingi, wouldn't say exactly sub!mingi but kind of sub!mingi u know, good boi´s just very desperate. consent lines are kind of blurred in this one so pls skip if it makes u uncomfortable, this was just written in like an hour with absolutely no thoughts or grammar-checking, head empty only filled with crying whiny men <3

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“What time did Yunho say he was coming back again?” You asked for about the fourth time that afternoon. 

“In like an hour or two,” Mingi answered patiently like he did all the other times you asked before. “Bro, why do you hate me?” 

“Because you keep making me play this boring game and it really fucking sucks.” 

“That´s just because you´re bad at it.” 

“You´re literally worse than me.” 

“Maybe modernity was wrong all along, maybe women really shouldn´t be allowed to have opinions.” 

“It is a fact, not an opinion. Maybe you men should still be in planes being shipped off to war and leave us alone.” 

“Fine. Do you want to play something else, princess?” 

“Let´s play Overcooked,” You squealed.  

Mingi didn´t even groan this time when you mentioned the game you and Seonghwa were obsessing over lately, simply going back to the home screen on Yunho´s Playstation and looking for the colorful icon. He knew there was no arguing with you. 

While the game was loading, Mingi handed you the main controller and stood up, fixing his shirt that had scrunched up and stretching his back, “Set everything up, I´m gonna go find some snacks.” 

You happily did as told, driving your little animated truck towards the level you had last failed at and playing with your phone to wait for your friend, at least until your vision was blocked by said friend pushing a red plastic bag in front of your face. 

“What´s that?” You asked, already reaching into the bag and picking up one of the soft candies inside. 

Mingi simply shrugged, already chewing on one of the jellies, “Dunno, found them in the kitchen. They´re pretty good though.” 

You trusted his words, popping the candy into your mouth and waiting for the flavors to kick in - and hell you wish you didn´t. 

“Oh my god this is disgusting,” Your face contorts in distaste. 

“It´s cinnamon,” Mingi stares you down, clearly not amused.  

“Yeah, with candle wax. Ew.” 

“Just swallow it and stop being a baby.” 

“I will literally kill myself.” 

He gave you another judgmental glare and sat down next to you on the couch once again, already reaching for his third candy from hell as you forced yourself to let it slide down your throat. You handed him the main remote and picked up the secondary one, coughing to see if flowing some air into your lungs would get the taste of rotten papaya out of your mouth.  

“Maybe it´s poison that Yunho left out as a trap because you keep stealing his food.” 

“Nah, it was right on top of the counter,” He waved it off, pressing play on the game. 

“My point stands.” 

“Yeah, whatever.” 

“You´re very eloquent today.” 

“You´re very annoying today.” 

“The salmon Mingi, the fucking salmon!!” 

“I´m getting it!” 

“Bro, you gotta throw it!” 

“Fuck. I know, but if I leave the fucking rice is going to burn.” 

“I´m throwing you more rice.” 

“I don´t need it.” 

“Yes, you do. Oh my god.” 

“What I do need are some clean plates.” 

“Oh, yeah. On it.” 

“Why do you like this game?” He groaned, cleaning the sweat from his forehead and reaching for another candy in the bag. “You´re making me stress eat.” 

“Doesn´t it make you feel pumped?”  

“Yeah, pumped to punch the TV.” 

“We have one more minute, we can do it if you stop being dumb.” 

“There are literally two plates on the counter ready to go and you haven´t delivered them yet.” 

“Jeez, done. Can you slice me some tomatoes?” 

“One sec,” He answered, mouth full of yet another candy. 

“It would be faster if you would just stop eating.” 

“We´re not making it anyways, let me enjoy one thing at least.” 

And he was right: a few seconds later the TV screen was filled with the sad numbers displaying how you didn´t reach the minimum score - didn´t even come close to it in fact. 

Mingi let out his frustrations by popping the nth white jelly past his lips and you stared at him in disgust, reaching for the bag to understand what that malevolent creation even was.  

“Huh...” 

“What?” He asked. 

“Hm, I mean, this is all in German or Dutch but I´m pretty sure this word means aphrodisiac.” 

“Come again?” His mouth was hanging open mid chew, unblinking eyes staring at you. 

“Hm, yeah. Wasn´t Yunho´s friend just in Amsterdam? The one with the big smile? Maybe he brought those as a souvenir, since you know, it´s Amsterdam. Like, ‘haha look at this candy that makes you horny´.” 

“Oh, yeah. But it´s like a placebo touristy thing, right?” He laughed nervously. “Like, these won´t actually make me horny, right?” 

“Nah, I don´t think this kind of stuff works. It´s probably just for shit and giggles. Do you feel any different?” 

“I don´t know, my heart is beating faster. I think I´m going to die.” 

“Mingi, relax. Now it´s probably just because you´re nervous.” 

“No, what if there´s some kind of drug in these? I ate almost 10 of them! Oh my god I´m going to die. Am I going to overdose, Y/N? What if I start hallucinating?” 

He was being a bit overdramatic, but he did have genuine concerns. 

“Wait, let me call Yunho.” 

Mingi didn´t even hear you, too busy at his own pity party as he whined and stared at the bag´s labels like he could suddenly speak Dutch.  

“Y/N?” Yunho´s voice filled your ears. 

“Hm, hi. Sorry to bother you at work but we´ve kind of got a situation.” 

“Oh my god, did Mingi break my door playing with the bar? I already told him-” 

“No, nothing like that. Huh, do you know that candy that you left on the kitchen counter?” 

“What? No. What cand- Oh. Oh.” 

“Huh, yeah. So... Mingi found it and ate like 10 of them?” 

“Y/N.” 

“Is that bad? He´s kind of freaking out, he´s afraid there´s like drugs in them or something.” 

“There are some stimulants in them but like, in minor quantities. He won´t die because of it. But bro, bro.” 

“What?” You whined, Yunho´s tone making you anxious. 

“He had 10 of them? San had like 3 and said he was at it for hours.” 

“Oh.” 

“Yeah, oh.” 

“So I guess these do work, huh?” 

“Haven´t tried them, but from what San says it´s some strong shit. Did you take any?” 

“Just like one, tastes like organic trash.” 

“Yeah, good. Let me know how it goes, please just stay out of my bedroom.” 

“Your bedroom? Why would- What are you trying to imply, Jeong Yunho?” 

“Oh shit, client calling. Byeee,” He laughed. “Stupid.” 

As soon as you put your phone away, Mingi stopped talking to himself like a mad man and stared at you with big hopeful eyes. 

“I have good news and bad news.” 

“Am I going to die?” 

“That´s the good news: no, you´re not. No.” 

“And what are the bad news?” 

“Apparently you will get very horny, though.” 

He froze at your words, looking down at his pants, “I don´t feel it, though.” 

“Maybe you won´t, it might be different for everyone,” You shrug, standing up and grabbing your sweater. “All I know is that I am leaving because if it does happen, that´s not a sight I want to be here for.” 

“Please no,” Mingi whined, literally throwing himself on his knees to catch your arm before you could walk away. “Don´t leave me alone here. I just ingested unknown substances, what if my body reacts badly and I actually die? What if I throw up and drown in my own puke here all alone?” 

Once again, over-dramatic but right.  

“Yeah, you´re right,” You sighed. “I would still rather die than see you with a boner so here´s what we´re gonna do: I´m locking myself in Yunho´s room and you can freely roam the apartment and do whatever you want, I´ll check up on you every few minutes. Sounds good?” 

“Yeah, ok,” Mingi agreed. 

“Also, if you´re going to like - ” You motioned vaguely towards his pants hoping he would get what you were trying to say. “Give me a heads up so I can put on some earphones.” 

“Oh my god,” He whined in shame, cheeks going flush. “Yeah, ok.” 

“Ok, good. Huh, bye,” You awkwardly waved as you made your way towards Yunho´s room. “Good luck.” 

You closed the door behind you, hearing as Mingi opened some other game back in the living room. There was not much to do in Yunho´s room so you decided to lay in bed and scroll through Tiktok until Mingi stopped thinking he was going to die and you could leave. Also, you did eat one of the candies too, so you guessed that if they did work, you would feel it as well. 

10 minutes later you still heard Mingi normally playing and cursing outside, but you still decided to yell out an “Everything good?” just to be sure. 

“Yeah!” Was his answer. 

Another 15 minutes went by, and you shot him a text. 

Not dead yet? 

Mings: Still good, I don´t think these things actually work. 

Maybe Yunho was just messing with us.  

Mings: Yeah, fucking asshole. 

You went back to watching your silly little videos, not even noticing the time passing or how everything suddenly went quiet outside. Over half an hour had gone by when your ears finally perked up at the lack of your friend´s loudness.  

You sat up in bed worried. 

You good? 

No answer. 

Mingi? 

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 

You were already picturing his dead body looking all stupid on Yunho´s carpet, thinking about how you were going to explain to the paramedics that he died because he ate too much horny candy.  

No, even worse: How would you explain this to his family? 

Oh, no. Not your best friend. How would you live without him? You liked teasing him and you bickered a lot but you love- 

Your little spiral of insanity was interrupted by a knock on the door and your body was finally able to move after how it had been paralyzed with fear for a few minutes. 

“Mingi?” 

“Yeah.” 

“Oh, thank god. You scared the shit out of me,” You took a deep breath in relief, staring at Yunho´s white door. “What´s up?” 

“Huh, can I come in?” 

You furrowed your eyebrows at his tone.  

Something sounded weird about this.  

“Sure,” You answered skeptically.  

Mingi opened the door and came in, head cast down and gaze not meeting your eyes. 

“What´s wrong-” You started asking worriedly, about to jump out of the bed to go check up on him before your eyes finally zeroed in on the very prominent bulge in his pants. “Song Mingi! What the fuck?” 

“I- I don´t know what to do,” His eyes finally met yours, cheeks tinted in pink and hands trembling. He looked at you like a kicked puppy.  

“And what do I have to do with it? Go deal with it yourself. Eeew, we talked about this,” You raised your hand in the air to try and block the bottom half of Mingi from your line of vision.  

“I already did,” He groaned, rubbing his face in frustration. “Twice.” 

“Oh.” 

“Yeah. Nothing fucking works - and also, I just can´t stop thinking about you.” 

“What?” You never heard your voice go so high before. “Nuh uh, we´re not going there. Absolutely not.” 

“I´m not happy about it either, ok?” His fingers were squeezing the corner of the door so thigh they were almost white. “Just please, help me out this once. Please.” 

Oh. 

Oh. 

Oh. 

You just prayed that the reason you started clenching around nothing was because the candy was finally kicking in and not because stupid Song Mingi was practically begging in front of you. 

“No!” You screeched, weirded out by your own sudden reaction. “This isn´t you talking, it´s just th stupid candy, you´ll regret it after it wears off -” 

“No but I won´t,” He disagreed, closing the door and rushing towards you like a madman in three large strides. 

You had never seen him like this, you never once in a million years could have gone as far as even imagining the look in his eyes right now. 

“Fuck. It´s just - your skin is so soft, you know?” Mingi pushed the covers to the side so his hand could squeeze your thigh, his knees dipping into the mattress as he crawled on top of you. You were too shocked to move away, frozen in place with your mouth open wide, not really knowing what to do as he rubbed the palm of his hands up and down your skin, squeezing it occasionally with a heavy breath like he had just reached heaven´s gate. 

“Mingi,” You warned, but your voice didn´t sound that threatening anymore. 

“Please, just once,” He breathed out, practically rubbing himself against your body like a cat in heat forcing you to slowly lie back in the bed, his hands gently guiding yours over your head as you slid down. You looked up at his glazed eyes, at the way his hands were shaking around your wrists, the way he was discreetly rutting against your thigh without even realizing he was doing it. He looked so vulnerable and frenzied – And it was doing something to you. 

“Mingi,” You whined, not even sure what you were trying to say or do. 

“You kept walking around with this white top all day,” He let out a broken groan, looking down at said top. “Your boobs look amazing in it. I just- I – Can I?” 

His begging eyes were enough to get you automatically nodding before even realizing what you were agreeing to - When you did process what he was asking for though, his right hand was already squeezing your boobs and kneading at them like his life depended on it, his calloused fingers firm on your body. You could feel how hard he was every time he subconsciously ground against you, shaky hot breaths leaving his lips and hitting the sensitive skin on the side of your neck where his plump soft lips kept lightly brushing against with every move. 

Mingi took advantage of the position, sucking against your vein and leaving pleas in the form of little kisses around your skin. His thumb played with your nipple and your hands were still abandoned on top of your head against the sheets, not sure if you would really let this happen yet - but Mingi didn´t seem to mind, too lost in worshipping you into compliance.  

“I need to fuck you. Like, right now. I´ll - I´ll make you feel good too, I promise,” The shakier and breathier his voice sounded the wetter you got. “I promise. I promise. Please. We -we don´t even need to fuck I can – I can – Let me – Just the tip- Anything-” 

“Just the tip?” 

“Yeah,” He eagerly nodded, his eyes so hopeful you could melt. 

“Ok,” You agreed, physically not being able to say no to his pleading eyes.  

“Fuck,” He groaned in surprise, not actually thinking you would agree to it - But since you did, he wasted no time and made quick work of practically ripping your cotton short down your legs in one harsh tug. “Under normal circumstances I would, you know – But, I – right now I – I can´t.” 

“It´s ok,” You assured, afraid he would actually cry if you made him wait another single second with how desperate he was. 

He hooked his finger on the bottom of your panties and pushed them to the side, not even being able to take them out. He stared at your pussy for a moment, his eyes looking even more insane than before at the sight, like he would actually growl at you. 

“Fuck,” Mingi cursed as he went out of the little trance he was in, pushing his sweater pants and boxers down in a rush - once again not even bothering with taking them all out.  

And oh fuck. 

His cock was so hard you could imagine how it actually hurt; it throbbed against the skin of his abdomen without even being touched, looking swollen and angry with all the veins surrounding it - And man were you glad you agreed on just the tip because there was just no way that would fit without a lot of preparation first. Even with how wet you were right now. Who knew? 

Mingi leaned on top of you once again, one arm supporting the weight of his body in between your legs as he gently guided his dick up and down your folds, his eyes closing at the feeling, a violent shiver taking over his thighs and up his spine with a loud groan.  

Like he had absolutely no control over his body, Mingi positioned himself against your entrance, slowly pushing just a little bit in as promised. 

“Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,” His groans sounded so raw against your ear as he cursed over the initial resistance of your walls, his forehead meeting your neck to try and ground himself. 

You even let a moan out yourself because this was absolute madness, it felt insane. Your whole body was buzzing like you were electrified, your fingers ached to scratch Mingi´s back and pull him all the way in - Damn, those candies were good.  

And you only had one. 

“Y/N, fuck,” Mingi gasped as he started moving his hips in shallow little thrusts so he wouldn´t break your agreement. “Ah - Ah. I can´t think strai - You´re so pretty. Fuck, fuck.” 

His lips met your neck once again, messy kisses full of saliva and teeth as he shuddered on top of you, leaving marks that would soon turn purple. You could feel how tense every single muscle in his body was as he fought against himself to not rut deeper into you every time he moved, and you were biting onto your lip so hard to keep the noises inside that you could taste blood.  

“Thank you, thank you,” You shivered at the way cold air hit your neck when Mingi pulled back a bit to look you in the eye, “Can I go ah- a little deeper, please? Just a little. It feels so good, I need ah- more. Fuck.” 

“Mingi.” 

“Please,” He cried out and you just couldn´t believe the sight in front of you. 

Tall big strong Song Mingi with the deep voice, reduced to a disheveled delirious mess. His ashy blond hair rumpled, his cheeks burning pink and skin glistening with sweat, his pupils huge and shiny and he just looked so disheartened that it was breaking your heart to not let him just use you however he wanted.  

“I need you,” He agonized, his right arm clinging onto your shoulder like you would run away from him if you could, so out of it that he was already pushing deeper into you without even noticing, eyes shut so tightly at the sensation of your walls around him. “Please, please, please, please,” It was like a mantra. 

He was far gone. 

And kind of so were you. 

You whine in pain and raspy moans left Mingi´s soft lips every time he thrust back into you, hitting farther each time, “I´m sorry, baby. I´m sorry. You can take it right? Ah – Just a bit more, I promise. Fuck. I´m almost ah- in. Why do you smell so good? It´s driving me ah – insane.” 

It hurt, it did hurt, but you also didn´t seem to mind that he was practically splitting you open when his voice sounded this pretty apologizing for it. 

The speed and strength of his hips started picking up to match his urgency, his plush lips were open so captivatingly and his weight was now supported by both arms so he could pistol into you. He didn´t have a specific angle or rhythm to it, his moves were strictly instinctual and carnal, your nails finally finding your way down his back to keep yourself anchored to reality. 

“You´re so so so beautiful, fuck. Your lips - can´t stop thinking about them around my ah- cock. Will you show me?”  

You loved how broken his voice sounded. 

“Yeah, baby. Whatever you want.” 

He shuddered once again at your words, “I´m so close.” 

“Me too,” You nodded, still doing your very best to not let noises of pleasure escape past your lips – and kind of failing. 

“Let me hear you,” Mingi growls, managing to somehow snake his hand in between your bodies to start drawing quick circles on your clit. “Please, I love your voice.” 

You wouldn´t be able to hold back even if you wanted to.  

His chaotic rhythm had an appeal of its own, every broken moan that left his mouth drew you closer to the edge until you finally reached it. Your vision went black, nails digging into Mingi´s biceps so harshly you would feel bad for it later, every muscle in your body tightening as it all washed over you in a devastating wave, leaving your body in the form of gasps and breathy moans. 

“Oh my god, fuck,” Mingi cursed at the way your walls were clenching so tightly around him. “Fuck, fuck, fuck.” 

He wouldn´t slow down and you were still coming down from your high, twitching with the aftershocks as the oversensitivity quickly began to rise, but you decided to ignore it the best you couldand push through it - you could tell Mingi was close anyway with the way his thrusts became even more erratic, and his voice went up with every moan.  

You were mesmerized by his glossy unfocused eyes, the frown on his forehead, so frantic to get what he needed by ramming into you. He looked so pretty like this, you wanted to destroy him-  

Wow. 

Wait. 

Now where did that come from? 

“Shit, I´m gonna- Fuck, fuck.” 

You watched as his whole body froze for a second before violently shaking, his eyes shot so tightly he was probably seeing white as he continued thrusting into you to ride his orgasm to the end as you felt something warm hitting your walls. And his moans, oh his moans – I mean, you were not deaf, you had always been well-aware that Mingi had an attractive voice, but to hear it like this, so raw and relieved, was truly something else. 

Mingi let out one last broken cry as he slowly stopped moving, dropping his weight on top of you to catch his breath, chest heaving up and down against your ribcage as his muscles continued twitching here and there. You took advantage of the moment to get yourself together too, stabilizing your breathing and trying to figure out what the hell just happened as you two went down, but you also kind of expected Mingi to say something or try to joke around a bit to lessen the burden of the fact that the two of you just fucked - and when he didn´t, well, you started getting worried. 

You were mustering up the courage to say something after the two minutes of silence when the last thing you expected to happen, happened.  

Your eyes were blown wide, “Mingi-” 

“I can´t stop, I´m sorry-” He whined, his still rock-solid cock now slowly moving inside of you once again, rutting into you like he had absolutely no control over himself. 

He was still hard? 

Wasn´t this like his third time already? 

His whole body was shaking in overstimulation but he wouldn´t stop grinding into you, “I´m sorry.” 

“Mingi,” You tried pulling away from him thinking that´s what he was asking for. 

“No, don´t. Ah- Need you,” He desperately grabbed onto your thighs and wrapped them around his hips, your chests flushed against each other's as he hid his forehead on your neck to keep fucking deep into you. Literal whines of pain were leaving his lips, it was like he was an animal incapable of rational thoughts, and it was making you feel dizzy. 

“Mingi, love. You´re going to hurt yourself.” 

“No, feels so ah- Just one more,” He moaned, body shuddering. His whines got you clenching involuntarily around him, suddenly realizing you were kind of close to the edge already. “Please.” 

You felt a strong bite on your shoulder disguising a groan, the animalistic act crashed with how smoothly he was sliding in and out of you, but it also showed how deranged he was at the moment. You tightened your thighs around Mingi´s hips and pulled at the hair on his nape, not bothering with trying to cover up your moans anymore. 

Mingi took the action as permission and started gradually moving his hips faster, broken little whines getting louder and more frequent each second until he was once again supported by both his arms and pistoling into you.  

“I can´t - I can´t,” His voice was so shaky, so broken. “I - Please.” 

And then your whole world stopped as you watched the first tear roll down Mingi´s cheek. 

You were mesmerized, you wanted to frame it.  

“It hurts,” He whimpered, another tear falling, followed by another and then another.  

“You´re almost there,” You cooed, deciding to be useful to the poor giant man breaking down on top of you. “Aren´t you? So close.” 

Mingi nodded, blinking harshly to clear his vision which resulted in more tears running down his face. You just couldn´t help supporting your weight onto your elbow so you could lean up and hold his jaw, kissing the salty traces across his cheeks until his face was clean. He immediately started shaking, moans growing whinier and choppier, his thrusts started losing their patterns as he plowed into you like his life depended on it, entering a mental state he never knew existed before. 

His right hand grabbed your thigh with enough force to bruise it badly as he came for what you imagined was the fourth time in an hour, holding you so close that you could feel his cock hitting impossible places deep inside of you. Mingi was breathing so hard you were kind of worried for his well-being but the noises leaving his lips assured you he was feeling pleasure at least as his nose found its place on your neck once again. 

“Feeling better?” You asked once he had calmed down a little. 

“Kind of,” He pushed back to look at you with a low chuckle, his eyes looking a tad bit saner already. “But I also kind of need to eat you out.” 

You felt his dick twitch inside of you at his own words and how the fuck was that even possible? 

A painful whimper left his lips at the slight stimulation, already way past oversensitive, “Please?” 

 He had the nerve to pout. 

[bellamyroselia]

Fox and Falco in Melee look like someone's weird taxidermy projects and it scares the living daylights out of me

[lewisvinga]

feline fine | alex albon x fem! reader

summary; alex and his veterinarian girlfriend soft launch using animal puns but no one could figure it out

fc; various girls on pinterest

warnings; ?

notes; requested! oh how i love to do smaus

taglist; @namgification

masterlist !

liked by landonorris, georgerussell63 and others

alex_albon: what do you call a pile of cats? a meowtain

username: the caption???

username: omg the kittens🥹🥹🥹

username: when he’s a cat person>>

georgerussell63: surprised rusty let her old him

alex_albon: rusty quite fond of her icl, i think it’s all the treat she buys for him

username: the cat in the last slide looks so grumpy 😭

landonorris: ask her if she can look at my pet

alex_albon: she says an picture of a jack russell terrier with george’s face on it is not a pet

username: she????

username: alex in his soft launch era??

liked by yourbestfriend, and others

yourusername: why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? too many cheetahs

username: the caption😭😭

yourbestfriend: both of you are so corny , i cant w u 😭

yourusername: hey ! i’m a vet! animal puns are mandatory !

yourbestfriend: but he’s not a vet?

yourusername: well …. that i can’t explain

username: HE??

username: swear i’ve seen those cats before…

username: the best vet itw 💗💗 liked by yourusername !

liked by logansargeant, landonorris, and others!

alex_albon: what do you call a dog magician? a labracadabrador!

username: the last picture…. WHO IS SHE??

username: another pet pun??😭

username: wait so alex has a gf??

logansargeant: so that’s why you asked me for a dog pun….

alex_albon: to be fair you also googled it

landonorris: buddy>>>

alex_albon: he behaved well at the vet, maybe it’s bc she was his doctor😌

landonorris: buddy the goat🐐

username: wait, alex’s gf is a vet??? who could she be???

liked by yourbestfriend, and others

yourusername: is your dog always tired? maybe it’s just a bit ruff around the edges.

username: WHO IS THAT MISS Y/N??

username: bro i need to know who ur dating

yourbestfriend: ew he’s shirtless

yourusername: i like him like this 🙎‍♀️

username: the puppies🥹🥹

username: definitely recommend going to her clinic!! my cat usually hates going to the vet but y/n made her feel so calm and safe!!❤️❤️ liked by yourusername

username: i hope he’s as good of a person as y/n is!!

username: AIFKSOFKSOCOSKXL

username: that man looks awfully familiar….

liked by yourusername, carmenmmundt, and others

alex_albon: are you a cat? because you’re feline fine

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: this is the best caption so far me thinks

alex_albon: thank u i used my brain for this 🤓

yourusername: love u bf❤️‍🔥

alex_albon: love u gf❤️‍🔥

username: wait… HES DATING Y/N?

username: should’ve seen this sooner bc they both kept posting animal puns out of no where😭😭😭

username: my faves are dating??😩

carmenmmundt: double date soon🙈

georgerussell63: no alex stinks

alex_albon: no george is smellier

yourusername: screw george and alex bby , me n u let’s go on a date🤭

carmenmmundt: better than a double date😫

alex_albon: no stealing my y/n.

username: feeling stupid now that i realize that y/n kept posting his pets on her insta with the same corny puns…..

[bookishgalaxies]

Hellooooo I saw that ur requests are opened so I tried to make my head work and think about something interesting

What about Wanderer x Reader (I know you don't like writing a male reader, but still I'd like to request it <3 if u don't feel comfortable doing it you can just go by gn reader) But the reader has a scarameow plush and he always hug his plush when he wants attention. LIKE he doesn't hug Wanderer to not bother him or something (bros so insecure ew (jk)

WELL AGAIN if you don't want to write a male reader you can go by gn <3 tysm if u write that request. Have a good day/night!!

(I actually tried to think about something to request cause I can't take trying to read smt with him and this app having mostly smut fics with him <//3 LIKE WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SMUT FICS...)

Hug Me Instead, Idiot

summary: you just want some cuddles but are too scared to ask, so you hug your plushie instead. Not realizing that Wanderer had caught on to this habit of your’s.

type: oneshot, not proofread

character: wanderer x gn!reader

warnings: reader being insecure, wanderer being wanderer (affectionately ofc)

a/n: thank you bunches for this request! I’m sorry I couldn’t do a make reader for you. I just always feel more comfortable writing for a gender neutral reader. That said, always let me know if there are any pronoun slips or mistakes. I really enjoyed this request even though I’m not much of a Wanderer fan myself.

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The day had been long and seemed to have taken a lot out of you. You enjoyed your job and found great pleasure in what you did but right now you were exhausted. Halfway between sitting and lying on the comfy sofa.

You heard the sound of pencil scratching on paper as Wanderer made revisions to one of his colleague’s essays. He sat in a chair across the room next to a lamp emitting warm light and a small table.

You admired his features, even if they were scrunched up in annoyance at what he was reading. His indigo eyes may have possessed a sharp glare but they were mesmerizing all the same. The way his lip quirked up slightly in a devious smirk as he marked on the essay. Indicating he was obviously looking forward to badgering the scholar about the error later. His navy hair fell over his forehead and right now looked like it would be quite soft to the touch.

You two had been together for a while now much to both of your liking. Sure Wanderer could be a bit….rough around the edges sometimes, but he cared. You could see it in his actions even if he wasn’t a fan of always saying that he cared for you.

Admittedly, you hugged your cat plush closer. The stuffed animal gifted to you by Wanderer after he saw you admiring it in a shop window. You had told him that you weee admiring it because reminded you of him. Of course he was quick to scoff, telling you that your idea of similarity was ridiculous.

He regretted to inform you about the warm feeling that had spread throughout him when you mentioned thinking of him.

You didn’t notice how tightly you were holding the plush. Hugging it as if it were a real thing. You could tell you were getting tired and right now in particular wanted to cuddle with someone. That someone being Wanderer.

He was busy though, engrossed in editing the essays. You didn’t want to bother him over something so silly. He would probably find the request bothersome or annoying and you were already too scared of being perceived that way.

Fidgeting with the plush cat’s ears you started to spiral a bit. Thinking of all the times you had asked for a hug or a kiss and cringing at yourself for doing so. Honestly, you didn’t know why Wanderer stayed with you this long.

Looking out of the window next to the couch, you hear a voice from behind you.

“Move over.” Wanderer said, now standing by the sofa with a hardcover book and his now smaller stack of essays.

“Don’t you want to stay in the chair where there’s more light?”

“If I did I’d still be over there.” He replied, motioning again for you to scoot over.

He sat beside you, continuing to write vigilantly on the papers. It only took a few minutes before his sharp glare drifted over to you and he said.

“You’re lucky I’m not an idiot.” He’d say, setting the book and papers aside as he pulled you into a warm embrace.

You were stunned for a moment at how he knew that was exactly what you had wanted from him. Yes he was intelligent but….

“How did you-“

“I’m not an idiot.”

He’d look at you with pretty indigo eyes, his expression stoic as always.

“You could always just ask me.”

You knew he was right.

“I didn’t want to bother you.”

He’d scoff and roll his eyes.

“The scholars at the Akademiya bother me, not you. “

You’d smile warmly at him knowing that this was as sappy as he was going to get. It felt nice breathing in his clean and airy scent as you slowly drifted off into sleep. Finally able to let your brain drift into unconsciousness.

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thank you so much for reading !!

stay hydrated and have a nice day/night !!

[craacked-splatters]

ur crossover prison dimension au intrigues me @imagionationstation do u have any more stuff to share about it? 👉👈

Sleep deprived so feeling a lil loopy(sorry for any incoherent babble) but Shsjdks yeah yeah adding this 2 the "stuff 2 draw for" pile here

I kept coming back to this au. More specifically the part where Dee and Leon r trapped in the prison dimension. Like Rise animators did a cool job on animating the squishy fleshy organic dead alien race stuff in the movie! Look at this!

Ooey gooey icky ew ^^^ I love it

And also the prison dimension looks so sick and cool

I imagine surviving in a dead wasteland full of decay and corpses and echoes with a lunatic hunting u down 24/7 wouldn't be fun. What horrors do u think they would witness while trying not to bleed out and die? What trauma would Kraang inflict on these two? Revenge and rage are the only things fueling that war criminal & truly I don't think there's anything holding that guy back (for the love of everything I hope the bois don't have to fight any other rise kraang tech, it's genuinely terrifying they're literally gonna die Do NOT let that maniac get their tentacles on anything else besides the weird corpse armour they're wearing plz & thank u)

These poor kids. Leon went from the movie events to this, and Donnie literally got poofed to atoms before popping up in the middle of a child murder. Wowza how overwhelming. The one thing that keeps popping up into my mind is the two of them huddling together under some ruins or holding hands bcuz they're too afraid 2 end up separating and dying alone. How strange would it be. To have a different version of ur brother(- not quite a stranger bcuz there's still similarities that he shares with ur own, he's a brother, he's not urs but there's another versión of u running around, there's a whole nother universe bcuz of course there is and somehow ur still bros in it and he's here instead of his home he's right here) how strange it must be to this different face, different voice and eyes and mannerisms an entire new soul as ur only anchor. To be the only thing to keep u from falling apart. To see each other as a constant reminder of what they wished they had, of wanting to their families, of wanting to just leave this hellscape where things don't make sense and just go home.

But when they do finally get rescued there is no feeling of safety or realness or even a home to greet them. Only a sense of wrong & confusion & hurt & the equally trembling hand holding ur own and those scared haunted eyes that followed u since the horror show of the prison dimension.

(Trauma bond!! Yay🎉)

How would Leon and Dee interact with each other at first and how did it change as they continued to survive? What was it exactly that made them start clinging to each other? Would it become a habit for them both to go reaching for the other even when nothing is said or done?

And and!! I was thinking about the 2 angst paths u set out too. They're both sooo good!! Honestly u have such a big brain where do u keep coming up with these genius ideas! The custody battle route is very angsty :)) heehehehe. Rise splints and Don having no problem stopping Dee from going home with his family for Leon is so sweet and also AUUUGHH!! They're literally willing 2 do whatever is needed to keep their family safe & happy and I cry but then I remember the 2012 fam being the same & then i cry again

Also ur so right d 2012 bros have never been apart for long, they literally spent 15 yrs of their life together bcuz together meant safe and safe meant home. They're literally heat seeking missiles for each other even in the show. With them it's either they all die or none of them do. How painful it must be to be ripped apart so suddenly like that :((

Um anyways so yeah very good au👍 will continue to doodle gonna sleep now

[anonymouscheeses]

Big fckn redesigns here. Well mostly Charlie but Vaggie somewhat too 🥰🥰

Blue fits Charlie soooo much and I cease to see that many redesigns with this color. I still want red to be used in most of their designs because well. They are in hell, but not too present so to make way for other unique colors. Charlie has several physical traits from her parents but also she has some details in her clothes that match with them. When I uhh, introduce their designs you'll see lmao. I also tried to make her have a more roundish design, I jst LOVE those typ of designs omg. I just want the characters with not too many sharp corners pls Viv bro... 😔 oh yeah she's mixed cuz her mom's are darker in their redesigns. Alot of their genetics went down to Charlie so she doesn't look like an exact copy of Lucifer, I kind of hate that trend with hh and hb characters, like did the moxxies dad give birth to him bro 😭 also I kept her bow because it looks so cute and silly on her it just fits, I wish they made it bigger in her show design because it would fit her silliness so much. She has a cape with stars because morningSTAR smh why didnt they do something fun with that, missed potential but whatevs yknow I still love og designs no matter what anyone sayss. Did you know I love Charlie, I could ramble for days. I think I love Charlie guys. Maybe jst a hunch idk... also... s-snake fangs.. jeepers anddd..... snake tongue.... shiver me timberz

The wife ever. I had animation in mind more when I designed her, not like in a "How easy or hard would this be to animate" way. But I like to imagine when she's shocked her hair kind of fluffs out plus her actual fluff, when she's mad her bow turns into kind of horns and then her jacket expands like wings. Gave her a more hotel like outfit, she likes to work for fun (ew). Her socks are socks but she has some fluff under them she just tries to cover it up because she hates herself 🤪 (she doesn't hate her bigger body she actually feels much more comfortable chubby than when she was skinny with Adam. She was burdened with the weight of Adam's image of women... In this sorta rewrite she gained weight when she goes to the hotel because she's more happy. I'm dying I love chub Vaggie so much guys please) headcanon: she kind of likes fashion, it's like a fun hobby of hers to stitch together clothing and go out and buy clothes she'll never wear. She taught Charlie how to stitch and she SUCKS so you can jst see it on Charlie's pants.

Second outfits! Charlie's hotel uniform for. Well. Hotel stuff. She usually only wears it when new people come to the hotel, which.... isn't often, if at all. She still likes to keep it just in case. Also she goes really cartoonish when it happens, she does the looney tunes run and changes into her clothes in like 2 seconds. Can you see my vision? 😭😭

Vaggie's is in her armor. She has several pairs of armor lying around in the hotel in completely hidden spots. It's kind of surprising uhh. Yeah she wears it alot more than Charlie wears her alt uniform but still rare to find her in it. I don't get the whole thing with the exterminators and them not being able to fight according to Carmilla. Which is kinda stupid, I'm not gonna lie. So, instead of that, Vaggie has just let her guard down and has gotten much more comfortable in her surroundings so she feels like she doesn't need to fight anymore, she's just gotten rusty 's what I'm sayin. I have no idea how to draw armor. You can tell...

Extra below cut vvvv

BABY CHARLIE!!! With the heads of my redesigns for Luci, Eve, and Lillith. Haha you still cant see them. Uhh, ill definitely finish the thing one day. Its not even that big of a project thing, i think i jst keep going to other drawings so im like not focusing on one thing lmao. Lucifer has heterochromia because he was cursed to forever be reminded of his betrayal. I only explained that because Charlie has it too, it's kind of a curse on the entire blood line where at least one eye is red. This is like. Slightly older Charlie than the baby Charlie in show? I jst wanted to put her in overalls cuz omg that's jst so cute ughhh 😭😭

[kaythefloppa]

Wild Kratts - Our Blue and Green World: Part 1: Review [Spoilers]

Welp, here it is, the Wild Kratts TV movie (not to be confused with the feature film they've been teasing us with since 2021). There's been a lot of hype around this special and season, especially with how much the latter was being hyped up during the hiatus. Let's see if the blue and green bros were able to deliver: Spoilers under the cut

Well, this is certainly an attention grabber!

This entire live action intro is shot and edited like an animated Wild Kratts episode, it's glorious.

Woah, intro change!

They said the thing! They said the thing!

HELP THIS IS SO RELATABLE. Also, THE BOYS ARE FIGHTING

Lmao I don't think they do it very often, but using animals/nature in their insults is very creative.

Also, whooping crane episode when?

This entire song is mercifully short. Like most character sung songs in Wild Kratts, it's not good, but this at least is clever in its lyrics and its visuals. It feels like a Disney reference at best and I am content with that. I also ADORED seeing the Draco and Walrus Suit return again. It's arguably the best musical number in the series. No, that is not saying a lot.

MARTIN WHY ARE YOU THE ONE WHO'S MIFFED YOU NEARLY MUFASA'D YOUR LITTLE BROTHER

CHRIS WHY ARE YOU MILDLY INCONVENIENCED YOU GOT ACRAPHOBIA FALLING FROM THAT HEIGHT

When I first saw the clip, I thought that they were going somewhere with this, like they'd activate Peacock Powers at the end when they recognized the compatibility and blue and green. But nope. Wasted potential is an understatement.

Also, where the fuck are they right now? In a previous shot there was Target the Chameleon, implying that they've been to Madagascar, but that is an Indian peafowl, and as far as I'm concerned, they don't live in Madagascar. Were they just having an off-day? These animals have little to nothing to do with the plot when they really shouldn't have, so I don't see why they couldn't have just shown a projector image or something.

Remember when I joked about the Wild Pony Power Suit returning in S7.... fuck you Apollo.

Man, they are eating it up with the animation here. It's hard to tell with screengrabs but man, is it fluid.

The first half of this episode is mixed. While it feels like the brothers are incredibly stubborn, it also does make sense for them to be this fixated on their favorites. So I can totally buy this. It could've been insufferable to watch, but it wasn't.

As if YOU haven't spied on them since the first time your dorito-headed ass showed up on screen

Did you find that funny? Because not only do they do a similar joke like that later on, but they follow through on that joke in the most unexpected way you will shit your pants when you first ingest it.

Oh my god if they make a Creature Power Suit off of that bird, I will take back any diss I've made, that is so beautiful.

Good to know that Aviva put the button near the chest and not near the back.

Maybe it's just me but this is kinda pushing it. Chris is literally getting his organs crushed, I think that should matter more than A) being right or B) trying to get 2 people to stop fighting.

I'm loving the callback and what this leads up to but ew, all this does is remind me about how ugly bright the color pallatte in S6. Really glad they fixed it in S7.

HELL FUCKING YES

This episode finds really unique ways of showing how the two different biomes are interconnected. It's like Rainforest Stew's (very brilliantly handled) message only to a larger degree. Kids can learn a lot from this.

I fucking love this episode, man.

Honestly, the way they write Paisley in the first half of the episode is very in-line with her character. Most shows that do what this episode does has them be out-of-character as a set-up, but here, she's just roasting the fuck out of Zach. Once again, recontextualized entirely in the climax.

HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET TO MADAGASCAR FROM THE GODDAMN AMAZON IN ONE AFTERNOON THAT IS LIKE MORE THAN 1,000 MILES AWAY?? ARE ANACONDAS THAT FAST?????

Also, INDRIS!!!!! :D

I was frankly expecting this to horribly backfire but spoilers, it doesn't. This actually winds up working. Common Aviva W.

To be continued.... will the blue and green rivalry end? Will one prove superior over another? And will they be able to stop Zach and Paisley and save the planet earth? And will this change the adventures of the Wild Kratts team forever? Stay tuned for part 2!

Pros:

The live action segments.

The animation of the earth's model.

The musical number not being ass.

Paisely's catty behavior.

The Anaconda Suit.

The inventive ways they show how the stability of the Earth is complex. There are a lot of ways it functions and thus a lot of ways it needs to survive

The comedy.

Cons:

The villains do not do anything until the second half of this episode. In fact, they're left completely in the backdrop. I expected them to make their prescence known and for Aviva to invent the discs to get them together for the SAKE of fighting the villains. But no. It makes the stakes feel hollow, which is the opposite of what they should be gunning for in an hour long special that they hype the shit out of.

CONCLUSION:

It was an "okay" set-up. It did live up to some of the hype it had, but not all of it. Honestly if it wasn't for the second half of this episode, this movie would be mediocre or slightly above average, but no. They do pick themselves off the ground and... they do jump the shark. But we'll get to that next time

[daily-sapphic-song]

Arcane Season 2, Act 1 live thoughts:

Episode 1:

YESSSSSSSSSSS YEAAAAAAHHHHHH THANK GOD MEL IS ALIVE

oh my god new arcane holy shit

are they the only two what abt viktor. Oh nvm

KIRAMMAN

YES AMBESSA

VIKTOR OMG

WTF

I LOVE HOW FRANTIC THIS IS

frankenstein that bitch

NEW INTRO JOLY SHIT

This goes SO HARD

MEL IN INTRO

WAIT THIS INTRO GOES SO HARD

KIRAMMAN

cait... vi!!!

AAAAAAAA. Had to explain to my brother that the funeral being gray and charcoal was stylistic not a lower budget

Amazing.

MEL!!! I LOVE HER SO MUCH

God its so pretty... the clouds.

I love mel undermining her mom

What does the letter say cait... oh her dad.

VI! oh shit. Oh. OH. THST LINE WAS FROM THE TRAILER. HANDHOLDING. OH SHIT. BADGE. cait that was. The wrong choice.

NOOOOOOOO MY HEART

um. Vander lookalike.

JAYCE. MEL. WTF VIKTOR.

SURVIVORS GUILT!

MEL my fav.

Cait. gulp.

ANOTHER LINE FROM THE TRAILER

CAIT BASED

Vi stop DRINKING. HAHAHHA MADDIE

Maddie <3

God so pretty

Cait trying not to cry. God the animation.

Oh shit. Bomb?

Oh. NONONONONONO

WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAJWOAJ

BRUTAL CHAINSAW WOMAN

OH SHIT

OH.

MADDIE!

CAIT! NO MADDIE!!!

AS ALWAYS the fights are immaculate

NOW KISS

oh a horror movie scene hammer time

MADDIE NOOOOO

oh shit

Jayce? Harold!

These are all just from the trailer holy shit

Vi! Oh god giant shimmer beast

Oh, ambessa...

Kinda hot ngl

Cait still upset. Oh

My god. gay

Oh kiramman secrets?

YOU WHAT MEL? AGREE?

CAIT!!!! WHAT DID SHE SEE?????

oh. THIS GOES HARD. VI!!!

OH. SINGED???

WOLF.

Episode 2:

IS THAT JINX. Jinx and silco,,,

Letting him go,,, i love the themes of grief so far, excellent work

The intro still goes so hard

Silco????

Only 3 left huh,, i see a power vacuum

Love the beat synced with jinxs footsteps

LMAO they fell on jinx

PROTECT THE CHILD

OH SHIT. LETS GO. LOVE JINX THIS SEASON SO FAR HOLY SHIT

OHMYGOD QUEEN???? WTF

Hes vaping.

Another scene from the trailer.

HAHAHHA PERIDOT LIMB ENHANCERS

WARWICK???

SEVIKA MY LOVE

Come on sevika,,,

HAHAHHAA JINX TALKING TO DEAD PEOPLE SHE COULD NEVER

Ah the themes of grief again

Watch it all burn,,,

Viktor! Hes awake! EW. brotha eugh. Is he naked???? JAYCE TURN AROUND

WTF

GAY? this feels not straight.

Uhoh. Viktor??? GAY???? GAY. Jayce,,,

WHAT THE FUCK VIKTOR

Ekko!! Heimerdinger!

HEIMERDINGER LMAO. This is from a trailer too!

HAHAHAH YES OF COURSE?? COULD'VE BEEN ANYONE BRO

Viktor cult leader arc? Wtf.

What did u do jinx

WTF VI??? this is kinda freaky ngl

Claggors goggles,,, oh shit. This is kinda scary.

Relax cait holy shit. LMAO THE GAUNTLET ON HER SHOULDER HAHAHAHA

oh another trailer scene

Oh they cut some of this out. HAHAHHAHAHA

LETS GOOOOO SEVIKA

OH SHIT NEW ARM

I LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC

THE CHILD

THE ARM HAHAHAHHAHA

He has hair (Smeech)

MY LIMB ENHANCERS

EW SMEECH

That was awesome. Love their dynamic so much

Back to cult activities

So many trailer shots

Wtf viktor. HUHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUCK

CULT!!!!

OH SHIT WARWICK

OH SHIT

THATS IT?????

Episode 3:

YESS WHAT DID CAIT SEE?

Oh. That went kinda hard

LMAO THE DOLLS

CAIT????

Ambessa?

Wtf??? Oh no THE ROSE?

Brutal

Oh the gays

KISS PLEASE ! PLEASE?

LETS GOOOO HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD YESSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

MELLLLLLL

THE GAYS

No more gays

LMAO JAYCE

Aka magic corrupts

The gays.

Mel! I love her

I like ekko and jayce together didnt expect it

OH. THE GAYS.

Intense eye contact

Another scene from the trailer lmao

Oh wow oh no.

Uhoh.

ANOTHER SCENE FROM THE TRAILER

Epic battle ,,,

Done it to myself enough,,, ouch

Oh she sounds like she wants to die that's

Something.

THE KID LMAO

STOP

SEVIKA OH SJITTT

WHAT THE FUCK????????

WOAH THIS IS TRIPPY

OH

SHE TOOK THE SHOT

OH. CHILD. OKAY GOOD

DIDNT SHOOT THE CHILD

OH. NO.

THIS IS BAD

OH kinda pretty

THE GAYS

Oh. THAT. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.

OH. I SEE.

Alura?? MEL??

MEL MY BELOVED???

CAIT

Cait? ?

IS CAIT GOING TO BE ELECTED

I KNEW IT

SHE LOOKS SO SHOCKED LMAO

WHAT THE FUCK IS HER PLAN

AMBESSA???

CAIT??????

EXCUSE ME

[inpursuitofnunchi]

Ok so thriller bark was meh and kinda draggy. The whole arc of the invisible lion dude peeking at nami in the shower and then trying to SA/abduct her over and over again gave me SO MUCH ick ew.

I mean obviously it was meant to introduce Brook and Bartholomew Kuma (Bible holding demon istg he scares the fuck out of me) so i watched it all the way through. The foshfoshfosh and haraharaharahara laughs of that zombie princess Perona and dr. ogback were annoying as hell 😭😭 i wanted to smack them so bad. It had its funny moments tho. Perona flooring everyone with the negativity ghosts and not being able to even nudge Usopp was hilarious. "I'm always negative! 😡😡😡" I feel ya bro. And sanji and zoro's zombie versions fighting 🤣 chopper my favorite baby all round cutie always A+ for him 🥺❤️

But soon after that we reached Sabaody Archipelago and WE ARE SO BACK BABY!! excellent, excellent season which transitions smoothly into amazon lily and impel down. The uncomfortable reality of the world and the Luffy being the only one with a spine, YAS MY BOI love to see that ❤️✌🏼A lot in this season made me very very uncomfortable but in a good way. The jokes about Zoro's 0 direction sense are timeless, truly 😭. Amazon Lily was basically how men imagine matriarchal societies to be 🤣. If there ever existed an island like this, the inhabitants would likely not be wearing such uncomfortable looking skimpy clothes 😭 they'd get boob rash from so much boob and so many strings lmao. But the Snake Princess falling in love with Luffy is classic "my toxic trait is falling for unavailable men" lmao, her overdramatic delusional internal monologues were hilarious, loved her (even though she kicked little animals - WHY GIRL - which one bit you). Her backstory was heartbreaking, 10/10 execution. Luffy my golden boi, giving the ace representation we deserve even though your brother is named Ace lol. I'm watching Impel Down now and im worried for Ace, i hope he survives the execution here because i love him and i want to see more of him pls 😭

Ok this was my one piece watching update after a long break (i drifted but came back ~~) i love one pieceeee zoro and robin are still my bias lmaooo

[donutz]

Bubba Bubbaphant x reader fluff alphabet[8/8]

—☆You are a smiling critter in this, if u want to know which one(but don't know what animal or insect to pick) you could start out as a sheep!

Affection(How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

— He can ramble about his interests(autism?)

— Which is how he shows affection

— He isn’t too good when it comes to physical affection, but quality time is his thing, and words of affirmation

— If you praise him for his nerdiness, he’ll get really flustered and have a genuine smile

— Since him rambling is affection, he is VERY affectionate

— He rambles to you everyday, it can be the smallest facts or a whole slideshow of papers

— Other than interest rambling, him spending quality time is how he shows it

— He does that a lot actually!

— He’s rambled to you so many times that he doesn’t even mind when he stutters while explaining his interests

Best friend(How would they be as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

— He can seem like a nerd at first(is)

— I’m going to say rambling a lot(probably) but he when it comes to him showing off his interests, it starts with little facts about certain things

— He hoped that with his incredible knowledge you’d think he’s a great and smart friend

— I’m pretty sure Bubba wouldn’t initiate the friendship first

— You gotta do it!! It’s all on you!!

— But anyways, you would compliment how much he knows about certain subjects

— And that REALLY got to him, so he started sharing facts to you a lot more

— Not just to receive some praise(it’s half the reason), but to become better friends with you, he figured it out himself

— Isn’t he just so smart?

Cuddles(Do they cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

— Doesn’t really cuddle actually

— Probably doesn’t like physical touch, to be honest

— If he did cuddle, he’d be very uncomfortable, it’d most likely be against his own will

— BUTTT! He just might, on a rare occasion, want some cuddles, on a VERYYYYYYYY rare occasion he just might want some cuddles whenever he’s feeling down

Domestic(Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

— Loves settling down, if he could, he’d do it for the rest of his life

— If he was a grandpa, he’d just sit in his chair all day with his silly wrinkles

— Actually loves cleaning! But if he touches something icky, he despises it until something good happens while cleaning   

— For cooking.. Hm, it depends on what he’s cooking!

— If it’s something simple, yea, that’s alright, something complicated he’s going to complain

— He’ll still cook it though, his cooking is actually amazing. Phenomenal.

Ending(If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

— You see… I don’t like doing this one… 

Fiance(How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

— No thanks ^_^

Gentle(How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

— He’s gentle, and actually very knowledgeable with emotions

— He is very gentle emotionally, but physically he’s stiff

— Somewhat surprisingly, he can be amazing with dealing with emotions

— Verbal words can be confusing and hard, but he can really get the job done when comforting(verbally)

— He is REALLY good when it comes to listening

— BUT BRO. If you want to be comforted by the facts(like info about the ocean, animals, etc.) that he knows..

— Could you… Stay alive? Forever?

Hugs(Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

— Nope!

— Ew…. EW. EW!!!!!!!!!!

I love you(How fast do they say the L-word?)

— Doesn’t really say it a lot

— Says it SOMETIMES, but most of them are just nervous stutters

— He would really appreciate it if you said it back

— Please say it back

Jealousy(How jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)

— He can actually get jealous! Minus his relaxed attitude 24/7

— Pretty easily too, he tries not to feel that way but he can’t help it

— Being straightforward, how jealous he can get is depending on what’s happening at the moment

— For example, if someone’s just hanging out with you(even as friends) he’ll be a little jealous, but that’s fine!

— But if someone just flats out gives you a smooch?

— He’ll get both jealous and irritated!!(I’m trying not to make it sound like he’s an alpha💀)

— When he is THAT envious, he just grabs your wrist(by wrapping his around yours, because he has no fingers) and takes you away

— “I’ll just— Take them for a second, mk?”

— At this point you can cuddle up to him, honestly show anyway of affection to him

Kisses(What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

— Doesn’t really kiss

— Not a lot, but he probably doesn’t mind them

— But if you kiss him first he’ll make a face at you

— Like he’s surprised and disappointed at the same time

— You could’ve asked first… From that point on, just start asking him if you could give him a peck

— His kisses.. Seem like no effort, but he realllyyyy means them

— Especially since he doesn’t do it all the time

— He mainly kisses you on the cheek, the forehead is too much! That’s too intimate!!!

— But for kissing him, he prefers it on the forehead, the cheek is fine but.. Forehead is better, for receiving on his end

Little ones(How are they around children?)

— Not having kids, for the last time(for the Smiling Critters)

— But the kids think he’s a complete nerd

— If the kids need help with anything, like ANYTHING, they 100% go to him for help

— Especially if it’s logical things

— “The Smart One!”

— “... Oh, you mean Bubba?”

— “Yeah! That one!”

— “...”

Morning(How are mornings spent with them?)

— When he wakes up, it always seems like he’s had the worst sleep ever

— As if he had nightmares the whole time he was sleeping

— Definitely the type to say, “Ough.. My back…”

— But he wakes up with his morning coffee(???)

— If you don’t wake up at the designated time, then he’ll wake you up

— But as gentle as possible, he doesn’t want to startle you

— If he’s waking up Kickin then he doesn’t care, at all

— If you ever need something to truly wake up, just rely on him getting it for you

— If you need coffee, him too! If you need a massage, he’ll do it(surprisingly with no discomfort), a hug? Yeah that’s fine

Night(How are nights spent with them?)

— You’ll see him start off in the fetal position while sleeping, but the next morning he’s twisted up like pretzels

— Maybe that’s why his back is hurting so much

— It’s really confusing why it happens, he isn’t even aware himself

— He doesn’t need any cuddling to go to sleep, he’s fine

— When it’s bedtime, he always makes sure you go to sleep just fine, if you want to cry yourself to sleep then that’s not happening

— He’ll comfort you before you say, “Honk shoooo…”

Open(When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

— He’ll only open up when he’s really tired, like exhausted.

— After being with him for a while, he can start opening up, just don’t rush him with it, let him go at his pace

— He slowly reveals things about himself, it can be how stressed he is, what it’s like just being known for being smart

— He’s just tired of being used as a cheat sheet(real ^_^)

Patience(How easily angered are they?)

— Can only get angered from being bothered too much, or if everybody’s asking him something at once

— Like if EVERYBODY’s trying to get an answer from him, he’ll get overstimulated, probably will start yelling like those characters in old cartoons

— It can get really scary

— Sometimes can get VERY frustrated if you just say, “I don’t know” When direct directions were given to you

— Like, CAN YOU JUST PAY ATTENTION FOR ONE SECOND(something I’d love to say, but that’s kinda mean).

— But he’s holding back, because not everybody has the brain of Granville T. Woods, Albert Einstein, etc.

— If you are PURPOSEFULLY angering him, he will BREAK, SHATTER. He can get SOOOOO MAD.

Quizzes(How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

— “An elephant always remembers!”

— Just from that statement, his memory is very shocking, he’ll remember everything from birth to now

— So basically, he remembers ALLL of it, what you said about this one person(or toy), your favorite animal, a lot of things

— Be careful with your words, because this toy CAN and PROBABLY WILL blackmail you

— Remembers every detail, yummy.. Personal information ^_^!

Remember(What is their favorite moment in the relationship?)

— When you correctly guessed what he remembers about you

Security(How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

— He can be very protective actually!

— I like to think that if he was in a bigger body, he’s be HUGEEEEEE

— 15 ft tall type stuff!! He could crush you with his foot

— The way he protects is him threatening with spooky facts

— Him and Miss Delight know everything about the human and toy body, kind of scary…

— He could terrify them with body facts

— “You know, humans lose about 4 kg of skin cells per year. But what do you think happens if I make you lose all of it in one day?”

— He’s so alpha😂😂

— But if you protected him, he’d let it play out

— Unless if you’re protecting him in a way that wouldn’t really terrify the person/toy, he just might have to take over

Try(How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

— All the effort in the world

— They always look so professional!

— I mean he can do ‘dates’, but he can get pretty bored if it’s just sitting at a table

— Doesn’t mind making the table all pretty though

— He would tell you that’s it’s your anniversary the second you wake up

— Would also ask if you wanted to celebrate, wouldn’t mind that much if you say no(lies)

— He’s good with gifts! I know I said he’s not good with them, but it was because it was Valentine’s day, that day includes intimacy and romance, he’s not good with those things

— But his gifts are fantastic, they can really cheer you up on a bad day

— He does put effort into everyday tasks

— Always

Ugly(What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

— Nothing

— Maybe.. If he loses his glasses..?(he 100% wears glasses)

Vanity(How concerned are they with their looks?)

— Nope! He’s confident!

— But if something’s yucky on him, he will FREAK OUT. Like those elephants in cartoons, blowing their trunk, you know what I mean

Whole(Would they feel incomplete without you?)

— Yea. Nobody else fully listens to his rambles.

Xtra(A random headcanon for them.)

— Autistic, I got to be honest, I feel like all the Smiling Critters are neurodivergent

— Dogday, ADHD

— Catnap, Autism

— Bobby, ADHD

— Crafty, Autism

— Kickin, ADHD

— Hoppy, ADHD

— Picky, Autism

— And then Bubba has autism

Yuck(What are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in a partner?)

— If you don’t want to listen to his rambling, I mean he doesn’t mind too much! But if you make it obvious that you don’t care, he’ll dislike you a little

Zzz(What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

— Sleeping in fetal position

— Just checking if anybody needs a story read to them or something, whatever can help them fall asleep

[istadris]

How I think it would go if the Marios from different continuities met :

Cartoons Mario : an absolute himbo. No thoughts head empty except for food. Has a wide array of knowledge of stories and tidbits. Down for clownery with every other Mario available if a trip to the pizzeria is assured afterwards.

M&L Mario : it's not the first time he's dealt with other Marios so he's rolling with it, and hey, he's curious to see what they can do ! Misses Luigi though. He feels nervous without his bro by his side.

2023!Movie Mario : a nervous wreck. He's so shy around all these guys who've been adventuring for so much longer than him. Gets along the most with M&L Mario because they're both Luigi's biggest fans.

Anime Mario : is very confused by these guys being plumbers (ew!). Confuses everyone by talking about how Peach married a prince and now him and Luigi are working their little grocery shop with Bowser.

1993!Movie Mario : why are they laughing when he tells them about how Bowser looks like ??? He's also pretty surprised at everyone else being their Luigi's twin (or very close in age).

Paper Mario : is both the easiest to make friends with AND a cold bastard. Sass for days. Gets along great with M&L Mario for the turn-based battles aspects of their games and for their shared adventure.

Sports/Main games Mario : he LOVES these guys !! He has to get them to go karting with him !! And that Cartoons fellow loves food as much as he does !! What a fun fella !

[mothgodofchaos]

BRO I didn't expect the Heehoo one to just launch me into a Zone aughghgh

Ples... I beg of more.... Maybe reader trying to escape but failing to?

Escape

Heehoo x GN!Reader, TW: yandere, possessiveness, imprisonment, hunting, dead animal (deer) Words: 868

Hehehehe~

It has been a few weeks since you were captured by Heehoo, claimed as his “mate”. He hasn’t made any advances on you, but he has gone above and beyond to try and care for you. Gradually, he has let the chain attached to your shackle get longer and longer, allowing you better range of motion around the cave. He notices which foods he forages that you prefer eating, even bringing back what you assume to be food he stole from camps. Otherwise, you have no idea how he foraged a partially eaten package of Oreos. Heehoo has also tried to show you how to help yourself, survive out here in the wilderness. It’s fascinating to see how close he is to average human intelligence, makes you wonder if he had been exposed to more human speech, if he would be able to integrate well.

He has gone out on another hunt after noticing your meat reserves are low. You try to entertain yourself with weaving, making baskets out of the tall grass of the nest to hold the various berries and nuts that he brings back. You shift, the rattle of the chain bringing your attention back to the shackle around your ankle. It looks older, clearly rusted from being weathered. You grab a nearby twig, sticking it in the hole and shimmying it inside the lock. After a bit of work, you hear a click, and the shackle comes open. You sit there, staring at it for a moment before getting up, rubbing your ankle. You look towards the entrance of the cave, calculating how long you have until he comes back. He’s an advanced hunter, and he knows these lands far better than you.

But you have to try.

Pacing your breathing, you move quickly out of the cave. Heading in whatever direction you can, hopefully towards civilization. Even just a camp would suffice. Once you have what feels like enough distance between you and the cave, you slow down, not wanting to waste your energy. Foolishly, you didn’t grab anything like provisions to help you survive if you’re on your own for a few days. Fuck. Hopefully you recognize anything that Heehoo has brought back for you.

A couple hours of wandering aimlessly leads you nowhere, but you hear a deep roar echo through the trees. Fuck. You kick into high gear, sprinting again as you look for any place to hide. No caves, burrows, or fallen logs stand out to you. Gotta keep moving then. Thundering footsteps and the sounds of trees falling terrify you as they get closer. You duck behind some rocks, hand over your mouth as you sob in fear. Your whole body is shaking, anticipating him finding you and smashing your skull against the very rocks you’re hiding behind.

You hear the telltale pattern of his run stop nearby, him growling as he starts looking around. He sniffs the air, probably following your scent. Oh you’re screwed if that’s the case. The twigs and leaves crunch under his weight, letting you hear how close he gets.

“Mate.”

You open your eyes to see him standing over you, glaring daggers. But he’s not baring his teeth or growling at you. If anything he seems annoyed at best. He stands there, as if expecting you to explain yourself.

“I-I need hu-umans. Ne-ew clothes-s.”

Heehoo looks at you, tilting his head as he squints.

“Heehoo fix. Mate stay.”

You’re surprised at how well he took that. You nod, not exactly sure what you agreed to.

“Chain bad. Mate stay. Bring hunt.”

“Y-Yeah, I’ll go hunting with you.”

Heehoo lets out a “hrrmmph” and picks you up, setting you on his back to hold onto him. You wrap your arms around his neck, and he takes off towards the cave again. Once you’re back, he places you back in the nest.

“No trust. Mate run. Bad.”

Despite his words, he smashes the shackle under the rock it was tied to. You spot the carcass of a deer over on a rock slab, most likely for him to cut apart so it can be cooked and dried.

“Heehoo fix. Mate stay.”

The reality of the situation sets in, he’s asking you to stay. Logically, you know there’s no way you’re making it out of here alive. Either he’ll bring you back or the wilderness will kill you. But he seems to want to make this more comfortable for you. Get you what you need.

“I’ll need a water source. To clean my clothes.”

“River near. Heehoo take.”

“And I need more things to do. Maybe I can build things, like a place for me.”

He nods, thinking. Heehoo leaves briefly, coming back with the assumedly fallen trees from when you escaped. He places them outside, stacked too tall for you to climb, but he can still make it out.

“I’m willing to make this work. But I’m not like you. I need human interaction.”

“Heehoo find. No worry.”

Unfortunately that makes you worry more but at least he’s receptive to it. You pick up your basket again, continuing on it as he breaks down the deer. You’ve gained more freedom, but at what cost.

[raisedbythetv89]

Rob Thomas:

Duncan wouldn’t sleep with Kendall because he’s a good guy! Veronica trusts him so she never needed to ask him about it!

Me:

First of all accusing people of doing bad things is basically like Veronica saying I love you because the more she cares about you the more scared she is you’ll disappoint her so it’s not that she actually trusted Duncan she just don’t give a fuck about that boy😹

Second…. Rob is giving major “I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty” like Duncan IS the type of man who ghosts his girlfriend who’s best friends with his sister and who he still see’s every day because he’s too much of a coward to just be honest and face hard truths or rather FIND OUT hard truths. SA’s the girl he thinks is his SISTER (like having Duncan on drugs too doesn’t absolve him of anything when he had JUST said Veronica could barely stand and had a perfectly fine recollection of that night) like Duncan still having romantic feelings towards Veronica after being told she’s his sister is beyond gross and creepy like it literally made Veronica puke immediately upon realizing which is the only appropriate reaction to that news 😹 he hulk smashes a car because Logan is dating the girl he thinks is his sister and who he dumped over a year ago at this point - like EW YIKES GROSS WHY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU BRO. Also just how he vs Logan react to Veronica’s accusations aka her insecurities and fears that she needs reassurance about - Duncan always freaks out and yells at her or completely ices her out which is not very “good guy” of him at all like innocent people don’t react like that 😭

But no he would neeeevvvveeerrr cheat but he WILL hide that he’s gonna be a dad with his ex girlfriend who he’s basically been feeling conflicted about their entire relationship and literally viewing Veronica as the “bad girl girlfriend” option and Meg as the precious perfect angel.

OH YES ROB WHAT A GREAT GUY

*sigh* 99% of men, especially in tv and movie writing truly have NO IDEA what an actual good guy looks like 😭and I’m TIRED. Tired of them blaming women loving “bad boys” and having “bad taste” when actually the bad boys are almost always the better men and the “good guys” basically have the personality of narcissistic abusers or serial killers. He seems nice but if you pay even a little bit of attention it’s obvious it’s all an act.

[hero-dwelling]

They should have shown Izuku's dreams for a future agency, and they should have shown Izuku's students love him.

The "ew, Izuku is a teacher, that sucks" rhetoric from the grossest people online would not be so tiresome, aside from how it hurts hearing that if you work in education and perpetuates the dumbing down of the general population, if the manga did more to show Izuku was loved as a teacher.

And the fact he was now a teacher instead of running his own agency may be more accepted if we had seen earlier that, perhaps, Izuku really didn't have as much of a handle as he should have to structure an agency that was feasible and not just an overly idealistic dream.

Show Izuku's Students Love Him

Let's start with "show Izuku's students love him."

We get just the bare minimum, with Kota still appreciative of his big bro. And we see he is really good at educating, informing, and encouraging a potential future student like Dai.

But when Aizawa deflates all of Izuku's confidence, even snarky over-confidence, about being a good teacher, we really lack any evidence to know who is correct, Izuku for celebrating how well he is doing as a teacher, or Aizawa for pointing out how his students are getting arrogant and may walk all over him.

I know a future film, the anime adaptation, or a light novel story could answer these questions; however, as I will keep repeating, such important information should be in the main story proper, not in a tie-in work that the story is advertising at you to get your dollars to get the rest of the story.

The last chapter needed to show us how well and how poorly Izuku does in teaching, not leaving it to Aizawa to offer his biased opinion. (There are numerous excellent posts on Tumblr right now showing that Aizawa is not one to talk about poor teaching practices--and we kind of needed to see what Izuku does well and does poorly to understand why Aizawa, who did manage to help his students time and again, is correct in his assessment of Izuku.)

In other words, show us class activities Izuku does--and how much the students love them. Show the flaws, too: maybe it's cringey that Izuku does show up in his old Pro Hero costume, or his stories of the past come off as nostalgia because he peaked too soon. But keep going back to how the students appreciate him regardless--that is why he is here, that is why he should be here, he is really good at this work, and what he does will help these students in the future.

Show Us What Kind of an Agency Izuku Wanted to Create (and Why It Would Not Have Worked)

Showing Izuku is appreciated as a teacher would also make us understand why he still feels emptiness. It's not that the job is not fulfilling, it's not that it doesn't have manageable hours and decent enough pay, it's not that he is not appreciated by coworkers and students, it's not as if other Pro Heroes are not also teachers--but is not the same as being a Pro Hero, it was not his childhood dream, it is different than what he had hoped to accomplish.

Granted, it also would have helped if Izuku's dream had a bit more specificity and groundedness, something also lacking a bit in All Might's professed dream to Nana. In other words, I kind of wish we had scenes of the students planning what their future agencies would look like. Maybe that happened in one of the light novels and I missed it. The scene I imagine is Izuku having his plan laid out for what kind of an agency he would like to have, then all the other students jumping in, showing how much thought they all have put into it, the strengths and flaws to Izuku's plan compared to those of his classmates, whether it would be local work or national or international work, how big a staff, which kinds of emergencies he would specialize in.

And, speaking personally, you'd need someone to say what someone (wrongly and poorly) once said to me about the career plans I had made:

"You got to kill that dream, it's not realistic, it will never happen."

(That is still some of the worst advice I ever received and was offered in such an awful manner--goddamn, it's a dream, of course it is idealistic, just focus on what works in the dream, not throw all of it out.)

You need to prep the audience for the potential that, while Izuku has the superpower and the planning skills to get close to what he desires, he may never get all of it or even accomplish some of it perfectly. That way, the audience has that seed of doubt about whether Izuku will achieve that dream (which, in Chapter 430, he does not), or whether he will once again defy the odds, as he has before, hence setting up a mystery. It lets the story still deflate the audience that Izuku didn't get to what he hoped for, but it also kept the mystery around long enough.

Plus, it allows for worldbuilding (which kinds of agencies are out there), adds some much needed academia to this story (career planning), and establishes Izuku's strengths (he can plan for an agency) and weaknesses (he is so idealistic he may overlook practical limitations as to how well a staff could work together).

And as a bonus, maybe have a guest lecturer for that day of the agency planning exercise: Tenya's brother Tensei. Vigilantes showed Tensei is probably the best out there at coordinating a Pro Hero agency of people whose superpowers have little or nothing to do with his own and are instead there to make up for what he lacks or to build on what he and his team do well. If anything could take what worked in Vigilantes, do some lore-dump in the main series, and reference another story as an advertisement without sacrificing enough info to still keep the audience informed on just what they need to know, all of that is a win.