#i feel it like i feel home

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[tawnysoup]

Finally now that the comic is fully public on comicfury, I get to share it with all of you here, too <3

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[monstermonger]

Spring songs 🐦‍⬛🎵

[redhoodlover1]

Bruce: *very seriously* You need to stop overworking yourself with training to cope with the anger. Going outside might help.

Damian: I went to the park today.

Bruce: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

Damian: *opening his jacket* This duck.

[refugeed-kim]

YES YES I NEED THIS SIGN IN EVERY SINGLE PARK PLEASE

This is my daily struggle, I had so many arguments with people with off-leash dogs (in a mandatory leash area!!!). Thanks to this behavior I'm struggling with Kim being anxious/aggressive with other females as she often gets involved in unpleased interactions with free females while on leash. And every single time that I ask for the dog to be at least recalled, I'm being called names and insulted of course.

Also 9 out of 10 their dog isn't really that friendly at all.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Happy one year anniversary to In Stars and Time!

[anne-is-confused]

only you.

[blue-bird1967]

You're sacred and they're starved And there you are to tear apart

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Into the pit? More like into the daddy issues

[hyunpic]

hyunjin @ risabae makeup channel — year of the blue snake

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[lazylittledragon]

the only thing scarier than vampire lords/mind flayers/death cults is meeting the in-laws

[lizzybeeee]

When you spend 20 years attempting to bring down the child slavery, murdering, human trafficking exploitation ring that stole your childhood, murdered your friends, and killed countless innocents only to have them rebrand as 'Noble Freedom Fighters™' off-screen.

[adam-scott]

MANNY JACINTO as QIMIR The Acolyte | 1x06 'Teach/Corrupt'

[umblrspectrum]

infinitely funnier visuals in my head, likely because they werent subject to my actual skill level in art

[franeridan]

I barely saw law for half a second but my brain's been stuck in dressrosa since........ I'm not even done with sabaody (cause I keep stalling shhh) but my brain is a continuous chant of dressrosadressrosadressrosadressrosa like if I keep repeating it it'll get here faster (it won't since I'm still stalling on sabaody shhhhhhh)