#i dunno .whatevr

[fiberc]

i have these moods where i just cant take sex jokes so let it be known if ur username has shit like (joke about characters asshole) or whatever the hell there is a 50/50 chance i block u. thats all

[int3rn3tb0y]

BIG art dump :33

[ashlynnlylim]

Kinda half-assed Johnny I drew at work

[m0th-t33th]

wish i could crack my head open and pour my thoughts out into the notes app like you would soup into a bowl. but instead i have to fucking write that shit on my own UUUGGHH

[reluctanttrabbit]

ok nvm i Do wanna ramble about this more like... the apathy in the words is very interesting 2 me. theres no 'stay safe, i love you', he doesn't give a reason OR location its just flat out telling cassie he'll be gone. so to me i read it as him leaving is a common occurrence so he only just writes down the necessities, cassie already knows the drill. and the only reason he would commonly leave cassie home alone is.. to do his job? to work? why would he be gone for 'a while?' unless it was something important... and if it was something important why would he leave a message as bare bones as this? this leads me to the secret undiscovered 2nd option... cassies dad is just neglectful all around ‼️‼️ objection ‼️‼️

something that still drives me insane since ruins anniversary is coming up

[useless-pvppy]

Hewooo this will be da official intro post to my lil blog here so hav fun reading and getting to know me woof! ૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა

Introduction💛:

Name: Pup! or Puppy! or mutt! or whatever you wanna call me woof! ૮ ˶´ ᵕˋ ˶ა

Pronouns: He/It only!!!!! no they/them!! no fem pronouns!!!

Age: 20+ ! yey!

Sexuality: uhhhm this one's a weird one, definitely aro, sexuality wise i dunno rly!! as long as u can fuck me, w a strap or w ur own thing then im down! woof! probably leaning more towards mlm tho but once again, whatever works!

Bottom only! maybeeee switch but Im still figuring that one out so for now sub only too ૮u ﻌ u ა

Pre-t sadge but we keep barking wauf

also im a furry but i suck and havent made a fursona yet but whatev!!! still a furry wauf wauf

Stuffs I like ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა♡ (to be updated? I forget many things all da time sowy):

petplay/puppyplay ofc, collars/leashes, being tied up, somno, cnc, dubcon, knives, marking, tentacles, piss, hypno, breeding, age gaps, age play, corruption, edging, basically full control over me i like that yeppers, degrading, humiliation, praise, plushie humping!, being cut And cutting others!!! if im obsessed w u i wanna cut u up all cute!!!, gags, overstim, size diff.., cockwarming.., stalking! monsterfucking:>, fauxcest + theres pwobably more i forgor, feel free to ask me!!

Stuffs I don't like ૮ – ﻌ–ა :

foodplay/feederism is big yucky for me, degrading if its directed at my body is big no am insecure TwT, scat yucky, any form of forced fem or detrans/misgendering thing is a no.. if i wanna wear a skirt and be cute i will but dont call me girly names!!!!!, pregnancy yucky...

uhmm honestly theres not many things I wouldnt at least try once so yeah once again be normal and ask if ya arent sure!!!!! ill more than likely answer nodders :3

DNI: general dni yakno the drill, sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, zionist, maga dumb fucks gtfo!!, under 18/ageless blogs pls leave! (as long as u state youre over 18 somewhere its okie, no need to be specific just pls dont be a child!!!!!), antis, ppl who cant differentiate fiction/fantasy from reality! hetero men!sorry but am not a girl so i dont want u interacting if u view me as one!!!

thats about it for dni! if you dont like smth on my blog feel free to leave wauf! if you think im morally bad bcoz of da stuffs i like thats ur opinion but i dont care so dont tell me! just leave ^-^

wauf im super-duper bad at introductions so am not even rly sure what else to add >~< iguessss general just stuffs about me? i like video games altho most of da games i like i never played coz ive never had a laptop or pc for them, am still just using my roomie's stuff TwT, i draw sometimes which is very epic very cool wauf! also i bark a lot in text and type weirdge sorry!!! alsoalso i luv horror stuffs and scary stuff!!! horror games r superduper my favourite but i do scare easily but that doesnt matter!!! i also like cute stuff like sanrio stuffs and plushies and cute clothes and sharkies!!!! ya ya! I call myself emo so thats what i am i guess!!

also for rulez and stuff on what u can send as asks!!!! well i dunno! whatever ya want! be horny or just talk to me about whatever wauf!! beware if u make me flustered and horny enough times i might become obsessed w u and I'll wanna stalk u and cut u so !!! beware of weirdo puppy here!!

alsoalso im pretty shy at first, and uh in general honestly, and pretty bad at this whole human interaction stuff (im a puppy !!! how would i kno how to talk to you humans >~<) if we arent mutuals u cant dm me sowy!

I wont giv you my discord or any other social media right away!! im too paranoid and shy for that sorta stuff so i gotta proper trust u! or u gotta catch me be real desperate but we will see iguess! also wont send u nudes! i never even taken any so no chance youd get one!

my shyness also comes from da fact im very inexperienced in everything ever so like...yeah...cbfnhfdnbfndbg IDK!!!! WHATEVR!!! IM BAD AT TALKIN ABOUT THIS STUFF!!! WHATEVR!!! teach me mayb 👉👈

alsoalso im!..okay i cry Very easily if i start getting embarrassed i start tearing up and the more u tease me about it the more I'll cry.. i can't help it and i can't control it i jus cry rly easily (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

very veryvery autistically obsessed w my soulmate!!! coz yes i do hav one!!! this blog is for funsies and to be horny w other horny folks but at da end of da day most of my brain and thoughts r occupied by one person only wauf!! once again am aro and shes aro too so what we hav is special!!! more than romantic nd more than platonic iss secret third thing which is primal obsession w one another!!! theyre my owner and i am theirz das how it workz!!! I feel like i should mention dis jus in case anyone tries for anythin long term over here! sorry not gonn happen! wauf💛 ehhmmvnv probably shouldve mentioned dis sooner but am bad at realisin non aro folk might try for things nd also wasn sure how she'd feel about it nd i kept forgettin to ask but whatev now u know!! will be usin #catto posts for posts that remind me of him or posts i make about her wauf!

Okie thats all!!! i think!! im tryna figure out how im gonna tag stuff so for now #pupper rambles for my text posts, #pupper pics for pics of me :3c, #pupper answers for answered asks!

Send asks!! talk to me pwease!!! giv me attention!! woof!!

-Pup ♡ ૮₍˶Ó﹏Ò ˶₎ა

[fried-shrimp-tempura]

hi sorry for the low effort post yesterday ummm heres a terracal oc thing to make up for it. i dunno if i'm allowed to even tag this under calamity cus it doesnt look related in the slightest but whatevr

[cptn-briggsy-kratch]

How's yorgi?

uh . well

yorgi is at peace i think

his goddess or whatevr let him go and tho it fackin hurts worse than me undead curse it was for tha best

thats what letty says anyhow :( dunno if i believe as much

[milfygerard]

abt the cat tournament i am in the part of mcyt fandom that the cat is from and the drama is SO much better than just the post grom the person running the poll . they apologised on their main but it was a half assed "i didnt know people were gonna see it but it statted spreading around i wouldnt have said that if i knew people would see it" which is so funny cuz like. bro mcyt fans are insane of course theyre gonna dig it up but also??? the cat was a Big Part of life for both the creator she belongs to (whos disabled and had the cat for 17yrs as a mental support) as well as for fans bc she was cute or whatevr SO when the screenshots of their first post and the apology started spreading even more they made another one that zs more proper and apologised and said sth like . i cant rememebrr fully so i dont wanna quote but it was also quite shit for an apology OH and they said that of course theyre biased even tho theyre running the poll as if being biased & wanting one cat to win is a reason to be a dick. and also in true mcyt fashion they started getting death threads and stuff which is also amazingly funny to me cuz like i dunno guys if u want people to side with you on this maybe dont send death threats and suicide bait a person just an idea . its also really funny cuz today morning before it all the anglerfish was winning 60/40 and there were 30k votes so i think the whole thing with them saying all that made people vote for jellie and possibly could make the cat they wanted to win lose. i love being in mcyt fandom even tho i watch only hermitcraft bc the drama . bro you cant find drama like this i wonder if this leaked to twitter idk sorry im actively falling asleep and thought id present to you how hilairpus this thing is . oh also they didnt put a drad cat in a tournament when the tournament started jellie was still alive she only died like a week or two ago

mcyt is like an endless black hole of misery and disaster for anyone who interacts with it....and all because of minecraft.....is this what the square bees would want?

[webblo-confessions]

ok so umm i heard once that there was er this one guy ya kno who well erm he was in my music class and he got flunked and i heard that he um tried to swat the prof but i dunno if they got culled or whatevr cos i haven't been back there in years an years an years an y

DEN they end up giving you a degree, sweetie? Because if so, I really hope you kept the receipt.

You seem new here - that tea is barely lukewarm.

[weird-things-to-think]

Okey dokey so 2day we talkin bout DISBURSMENT or iz it dizbersemnt? lol IDK but we tryin hard here folks, bear with me. Soo disbursement iz like a fancy pants wurd used by bank peeps n ppl with suits to tell u there givin u moneys. It kinda sounds like disperse, wich iz when sumthin spreadz out, but disbursement iz like spreadin out da 💵💵 moneys 💵💵 but also givin it to ppls n stuff.

Firs, lemme back up. So like u kno when u get yer paycheck frum worky work or when sum rich uncle die n u get yer "inheritans" (fancy word for free moneys frm dead guy)? Well, dat moneys dey giv ya iz called a disbursment. Why? Cuz it’s bein "disbursed" like sum fancy pie gettin cut up n share wid all ur broke family members, but less tasty.

Ok but like wut dat even mean?

So like, in otha words, DISBURSMENT = givin out da cash, makin it RAIN $$$.

Where disbursment com frum?

Gotta be strait wit u, I dunno da full history. It prbly cam frm sum latin word or sum greek peep yellin it long time ago. Cuz bak then, peeps looooooved sayin fancy wurds to make dem sound smart n we still tryin to be like dem. Iss like we be sayin, "oh yah I totally kno what a disbursment is", but like most of us dont 😅

How do it werk?

Say da gubmint wanna help us all buy sum kool dog hats, n dey say "we gonna disburse $1mil to buy hats." So they cut up da moneys n giv to hat companies n ppl buyin da hats n then we all happy n stlyin wit doggos in dere sweet hats. Da hat company getz disbursemnt frum gubmint n we getz da hats. Win win win win (lots o' wins here ppl).

Anothr example, yer fren lendz u $20 for a taco 🌮 cuz u forgots yer wallet like a dumdum (happens to da best of us). N u payz him bak later, dats u disbursin dat debt or sumthin. Ok so not eggzactly but lets pretend it iz.

How to use da wurd in a sentece (sentece?? sentence?? Idk words be hard)

"The gubmint disbursed muney to buy da hats."

"My boss disbursted my paycheck."

"I disburs my moneys to mah taco budy cuz he’s a real 1."

Wrap it up, da heck

So now u kno all bout disbursmnt or whatevr dis wurd iz. It jus mean givin out cash or payin ppl or spreadin dat sweet sweet cheddar around. Use it next time u wanna sound fancy or ur tryna get free tacos frm yer fren. U got this.

[tiny-tk]

my answers !!

- my little age is 8 (roughly, give or take 2ish years)

- blue’s clues !! plus whatevr i normally watch on youtube anyway :3

- i dunno, but one of my favorit stuffies rn is a build a bear frog called prismarine !! here they are :3

- literally so many characters i like would be amazing cgs ;; but rn i’m suuuper hyperfixated on one piece so i think nami, zoro, chopper, and robin would all be good cgs together !! i wanna join their crew soooo bad :3

- usually if i regress i jus do the same stuff i’d usually do when i’m big ,, but while listening to my agere music playlist :0 but othr than that i like journaling !! i lov my agere journal soooo much

- super comfy bed in one corner fulll of stuffies, big window, cozy rgb lamps n fairy lights everywhere, n one of those foam puzzle tile sets for the floor in my favorite colors !!

- holding big cups with two hands !!

- cereal :3

- n lastlyyy here’s my favorite song for when i’m small !!

these were super fun !! ty for making them op :3

10 AGERE QUESTIONS

- whats the age you regress to? 🦦

- whats your favourite kiddie show? 🌧

- what would your dream stuffie look like? 🧸

- what fictional character would you want to be your cg? ✨

- whats your favourite agere activity? 🎨

- do you have any agere gear? 🧃

- what would your dream playroom look like? 🦈

- bottles or sippy cups? 🍼

- what are your favourite snacks when small? 🍪

- whats your favourite song when small? 🎧

[bluesquaress]

also im starting to wonder if im just aromantic, instead of arospike hmm ;p i dunno whatevr sooo much thinking, n 4 what?

[catbuppy]

mm i dunno im just some dyke honestly brown hair brown eyes cute tits or whatevr as for a lil puppet just like pick a buunygirl n click on its ears n drag it around ur mind screen for a bit? aforementioned brain fried idk what im saying honestly

u are so cute holding u like stuffie

[batz]

oh god the numbing is gone and i thiink they messed up a bit w the needle bc the needle area HURTS so bad

[m0th-t33th]

she lives

this writing thing is sooooo easy