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zeravmeta · 9 months ago

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so i saw kfp4. thoughts below. spoilers obviously read or dont im not your mom

unsurprisingly it was disappointing but surprisingly not disappointing in the way I expected, and honestly I came out of the movie a bit madder than expected because the concepts presented could have actually been pretty amazing if done well

so the main plot as presented is that the chameleon is the cool new badass villain whose main gimmick is stealing the powers of past kung fu villains and thus po and the new ally zhen must go and stop her!!! and this is where the problems begin

im just gonna say it: zhen is not only disappointing but also a character that functionally should not exist. shes immediately presented as being a Cool and Quirky Dastardly Rouge and so much of the movie hinges on us liking her but we have basically zero reason to, and throughout the movie she has literally no character arc. the twist is that she was working for the chameleon the whole time to steal po's staff, and now suddenly she feels bad about it and wants to help po because its. the right thing i guess. thats word for word the reason given. shes ultimately a nothing character who basically coin flips twice in terms of personality, and there's nothing to her

the chameleon, on the other hand, is beautiful missed opportunity

so as shown in the trailers her main gimmick is stealing the powers of past kung fu masters to be your standard copycat villain, but unlike what was expected, her backstory actually makes her pretty interesting:

the chameleon is just like po

she was a kung fu super fan who went from master to master across china, to every and any dojo she could find, all so that she could actually properly learn kung fu, but she was rejected for being too small. too weak. for being nothing more than a little runt, the same way po was just a big flabby panda that no one believed in

because of this, she decided to become a sorceress, with the goal of actually stealing the kung fun mastery of the masters in the spirit realm so that she can actually be worth something and no one could ever tell her that shes lesser again. literally the first line she says to tai lung when she summons him (and to some of the other masters) is that shes a big fan, and continually keeps naming the special techniques of each master she takes from ala the way po fanboys when being attacked by other masters

Honestly, she could have been the perfect case for a redeemed villain, because the big next lesson shifu presents to po in this movie is that its time for him to move on from being the dragon warrior, and to select a successor to that title while he becomes a spiritual grandmaster, equal to oogway, to be better than not only what others believe but what he himself believes. The chameleon and po were both characters that no one believed in and who succeeded despite the odds, which the chameleon herself says and po lampshades by going "man the amount of times a villain has told me we're identical, but this time its true".

Thats part of where the other issues come in: Tai lung and the spirit warriors summoned.

Tai lung in this film was not only missed opportunity, but he (and the past villains shen and kai) are so wildly out of character its kind of weird that theyre even in this movie. They basically show up at the tail end of the film just to have their powers stolen and get put into cages, tai lung says oogway made the wrong choice with po (kai and shen dont have a single speaking line), and when po wins we have tai lung going "maybe... oogway was right after all" and then they all bow to po and go back to the spirit realm.

..................yeah.

quick addendum a whole bunch of characters were also out of character, mainly shifu being a bit more dickish than he usually is, and especially po whose just like. a cop?? about zhen. "youre a thief therefore EVIL" and shying away from the criminal underworld section of the movie. like guys this is the guy who broke into a museum literally so he could geek out about the displays. but yeah

If they Seriously Truly Desperately Needed the successor plot point, there is both tai lung and the main fucking villain as options, and each are charming for their own reasons and leagues better than zhen: Tai Lung to finally achieve his dream after he'd basically been lied to his entire life and maybe reach some kind of reconciliation with shifu, and the chameleon to follow through on the themeings of the franchise of someone's belief and hard work actually being what allows them to be good at kung fu

instead we get lame fox zhen whose so much of a nothing character that the best sequence with her was right at the end of the movie when the furious five cameo and go through a montage of her eating shit the way po did initially.

aside from all the plot stuff the movie is a little wonky animated, like it actually is well animated and cool like all KFPs but the character designs and backgrounds did feel a little out of place, though the chameleon def works style wise.

ultimately malding because this movie could have actually worked really well if they just switched out a few things: Have the chameleon fool po for his staff, steal tai lungs powers, and then tai lung and po have to work together to defeat the chameleon with the rest of the movie having them reconcile as two people who worked towards impossible expectations, ultimately culminating in them defeating the chameleon with this same lesson, and maybe po either anoints tai lung as the new dragon warrior (if hes allowed to stick around) or maybe the chameleon as the new dragon warrior and someone for po to help redeem

boom far easier 10/10 movie with no stupid aggressively "like me pls" fox character. oh well, i love stale bread and water without any ice, see you in kung fu panda five everybody

#SIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHh #kung fu panda 4

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kaiserin-astraia · 6 years ago

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Do you think they’ll put Riku with xion? I hope not its pretty obvious Riku loves sora to make him go with a girl would makes no sense. I also don’t understand why it is said that Riku likes Kairi in novels something about that really gets to me. I also hope sokai doesn’t get confirmed i worry what’ll happen to Riku after it. I love Riku and don’t want him to suffer. Any of this happens I’ll be don’t with this series. What are your thoughts on this?

If I had a dime for every time I thought & stressed over this, I’d be a billionaire, dear anon.

I wish I had the same convictions that @blowingoffsteam2 has on this topic, but I’m generally cynical and pessimistic. I think if you want more of a literary analysis on this, they are your best bet but as for my opinions… I have like, two warring factions going on in my mind at any given moment.

In KH1 & KH2 (I’m using these two bc, they are what most people have played), it was implied that Sora & Kairi would be the Canon Ship, and that Roxas & Namine would by their Nobody counterpart ship. By that logic, with all our Main Girls TM taken, yeah, that would leave poor Riku with Xion. (And you know, it would be kind of funny if this was how it ended up, because Xion was “Kairi” – but she was also SORA. She literally has Sora’s face at one point like…. pfft I guess Riku would get “who” he wants after all.)

And like, if this is how things end up I will probably drown in my own tears. Like you anon, I would probably disown the “canon” and just stick to my fandom guns. It’s not that I would suddenly hate the games or something, but as a fanfic writer I’m perfectly happy to ignore canon to create a version I think is right lol.

My BIGGEST worry, is that if Sokaî was confirmed and they go home to the islands… I’m not sure Riku would stay. Riku wanted to leave the islands for adventure, for strength to protect what matters, and because he felt left out between sokaî in KH1. If sokaî goes home… Well, there’s no adventure on the islands, he wouldn’t need strength to protect Sora anymore, and sokaî romance means he’s third wheel. I feel like maybe he’d become a permanent keyblade master and serve Mickey & Yen Sid. Which he would be good at, albeit miserable without Sora. Maybe this theory is over-simplifying Riku’s motivations, but I dunno this is what I’m constantly thinking about.

The other “canon” possibility I see is maybe sokaî, namîku, and rokushî. Again, this would break my heart, but at the very least Namine and Riku have spoken more than a couple sentences to each other (and they actually worked together to wake up Sora) so I would feel less awful maybe. And we know that Roxas and Xion were actually close.

At this point I’m just hoping they leave all romance open-ended. Every time Nomura opens his mouth lately I’ve been biting my nails with his talk about friends growing apart. Frankly, I don’t think squeenix has the guts to have Riku admit his feelings, or to make any LGBT+ ship canon.

Sorry this is a lot, and negative lol. But thank you for the question anon! I share your worries, but I think we just gotta like… hold hands and pray x,D and past any ships being canonized, I’m pretty sure we are gonna get some soriku content just in that they are essentially working together toward the same goal.

yeahhhhh ill hush now but thanks again ^.^’

#im not gonna tag the ships #bc plz for the love of god dont fight me #im just here to have a good time #i dont want s*kai attacking me #yall scare me pff #astraia asks #anon

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flwrkisses · 3 years ago

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txt's reaction to their partner pouting at them when they're busy.

winter break is finally here, and i'm trying to figure out if i should do some type of 12 day of christmas type thing... each time i start i never finish sigh.

request: 'can i request txt w/ an s/o who pouts when theyre doing something/concentrating? <3'

genre: super fluff! established relationship.

✧*:･ﾟyeonjun

yeonjun had been intently watching his own practice video their choreographer had taken. he had been watching for any mistakes, over and over again because he was sure there were a couple in there. "junnie?" you called out as you walked out of your shared bedroom and yet no answer. it wasn't usual for your boyfriend to ignore you but he was so engrossed in the video. after calling him a couple more times you just sit next to him and pout at him without saying a word. after a while he could feel your eyes on him, making him pause the video and look up at you. his eyes would go wide and of course he'd pout back at you. "what's wrong baby?" he'd ask as he put his phone aside to attack you with kisses all over your face.

✧*:･ﾟsoobin

of course your boyfriend had been engrossed in a new game he had bought for his switch. it was pretty typical for him, you knew he would be really into his game but when you wanted to tell him something he hardly even gave you a second glance. "soobin? did you hear me?" you asked and he just responded with a quick hum. he obviously wasn't listening which resulted in you pouting and whining at him. the sound of your whines made him pause his game and look at you. "ayyye are you alright?" he chuckled at your pouty face before raising his hand and ruffling your hair.

✧*:･ﾟbeomgyu

beomgyu would probably be watching a video on tiktok or something. he would be in awe at something so simple like an elephant crushing a watermelon. he'd probably wave his phone in your face to have you see it too. it was so incredible in his eyes that he had completely tuned out the attempts in conversation you had made. you pushed his phone away and pouted at him which only made him realize what he had unintentionally been doing. his eyes would grow bug at the sight of your pout, and his hands would come up to squish your cheeks together. "where you talking baby? im so sorry i didn't hear you! DONT POUT PLEASE I'LL MELT!"

✧*:･ﾟtaehyun

your very handsome boyfriend had been on his phone answering a couple texts as his head laid on your lap. you played with his hair gently, smiling softly at how comfortable he looked with his head against your thighs. you softly placed a kiss on his forehead and said softly something along the lines of how lucky you were to have him which got no answer. at first you didn't mind it but after 3 or so minutes you look down at him. he was probably really focused on making sure there were no typos in his text, which you knew he cared about a lot, but you couldn't help but pout a bit and move your hand from his hair. once he noticed your hand stray from his dyed strands he couldn't help but look up at you and notice your pout. his eyes would grow wider than they naturally were, before asking "oh no... i did something didn't i?"

✧*:･ﾟhueningkai

kai would never intentionally ignore you, he just was so into the game on his phone that he hardly noticed that you were trying to have a full conversation with him. at first you thought he had been listening and responding to you, but unfortunately he had been just making concentrated comments about his came not even aware of you standing at the bedroom door. you pouted your lips a bit and let your body flop on the bed in front of him which finally gained his attention. "oh! you're so cute when you pout!" he exclaims as he sets his game aside and goes to squish your cheeks.

❁ requests are now open! ⤞ click here !

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actualbird · 3 years ago

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n/s//f///w text ahead and also so much stupid, get out while u can

context because god, all of this needs context or else you'll think im nuts (or, well, more nuts than you guys already surely think i am):

kay so on twitter i was talking with BecktheBeetle and ilong_musk about marius thirst and we somehow got to discussing subby marius. which! i am very much into and i replied with, and i quote "my problem is i want him subby for everybody but also i love luke subby for everybody as well. so i have to like...have a hierarchy. marius bottoms for all nxx except for luke, where suddenly his top vibes activate."

to which BecktheBeetle replied with "I’ll need this in a 1k word essay format complete with diagrams please" possibly in a facetious nature but i love writing 1k word things and making diagrams

which is why this post (probably the dumbest but also the funnest thing ive ever done) happened

my unholy nxx polycule sex hierarchy dynamics hc

wc: 1.5k (1.4k if not including flimsy context above to justify all this)

disclaimers: dont take this seriously. i didnt. definitely do not expect any character analysis rationale in this either, this is wholly just my own self indulgent preferences for the characters. also, this is mostly for the laughs and i feel the need to state the obvious that theres no hard and fast "rule" and definitely no "hierarchy" for how sex dynamics must work. switching is a thing, power isnt a requirement, and yadda yadda, pls dont take sex lessons from ppl online, especially not me, is what im tryna say

anyway, before i talk about bottoms or subs or sex in relation to the tot characters

i first have to explain to you a boardgame called Game Of The Generals

Game Of The Generals (GG) is a filipino board game and im so sorry i had to use it for this but it's the most fitting framework my brain could figure out and i Needed A Framework.

this boardgame is like chess in the sense that theres two sides and one side is tryna defeat a key piece (for GG, it's the flag) to win. unlike chess tho, the pieces have ranks, these ranks determine the pieces that piece can defeat, and the player can only see the ranks of their own pieces (thus necessitating a 3rd party called an adjutant (JUST REALIZED THATS BASICALLY AN ADJUDICATOR OMG, HI VYN) who is not on either side and whose purpose is just to check which piece wins when one piece goes into the box of another piece)

but the ranks r whats most important to this deranged ramble.

the picture above lists all 15 ranks (which i hope tumblr lets u see clearly). the ones at the top are the strongest and can eliminate everything under it EXCEPT when you get to the Private and Spy. the Spy is supposedly the strongest piece because it can defeat Literally Everything

except for the Private. which is the 2nd weakest piece on the board (1st weakest being the flag). it's horrendously weak but its wildcard power is that it is the ONLY PIECE OF ANOTHER RANK that can defeat the Spy.

i say "of another rank" because in GG, if two pieces of the same rank try to challenge each other, the one who attacks first is the one who wins. EDIT: WOKE UP IN A DAZE AND REALIZED I MISREMEMBERED THIS. IF TWO PIECES ATTACK, BOTH OF THEM ARE ELIMINATED. first strike wins only applies to flag vs flag. i can fix this still

got all that? cool. im now taking that list of GG ranks and pieces and condensing it and editing it for my terrible mission

LET ME BREAK THIS DOWN

"eliminate" in this sex ramble now becomes "im the one with the reins" which can either mean topping or being dominant cuz a person can totally have a dick in them and still be steering the show

the Private rank now has two special variants: "with rights" and "without" rights and this is in regards to how they can eliminate the Spy and i swear to god i'll explain that more in detail later, trust me. still, the original rule of "if two pieces of the same rank fight, the one who makes the first move eliminates the other" still applies even among these variants. so if Private Without Rights attacks first at Private With Rights, Private Without Rights eliminates the other

EDIT: so same rank actually means both ranks lose. so both Privates get eliminated. this can still work in my favor tho, trust me

note that for both Privates, i say that there is only the capability to eliminate the Spy. meaning that theres still a possibility they themselves can be eliminated by the Spy

i say this in the beginning of the post but i'll say it again: dont take this seriously. i certainly am not.

with these new pieces in place, i now put forth my hc via assigning a piece to each member of the nxx investigation team

from this alone, i think a good chunk of my thoughts are expressed, but lemme walk through them so you appreciate my hardship

mc is the most powerful. she can rail the hell outta everybody (including both privates but not always. but i'll get to that later) and they will say "thank you" with hearts in their eyes (and come just all over their body)

vyn and artem are in the middle of this insane sex sandwich with vyn just one star more powerful than artem. which means that vyn can bend artem over the desk in his dumbass minimalist study in his apartment but should mc want to give vyn the strap not even 5 minutes after that (or, hell, even during), hes happy to oblige.

marius and luke are at the bottom of the this horny power ladder and i realize, fuck, i rlly should have formatted the above image in a line but it's too late to turn back now. anyway, MARIUS AND LUKE ARE THE BOTTOMEST OF BOTTOMS, THE SUBBIEST OF SUBS. they are getting fucked and pushed around sexily so so much and are having a blast

to visualize, heres a chart. red arrows are the straightforward ones. the place where the red arrow originates from is The One Who Fucks and the place where the red arrow points to is The One Who Gets Fucked. orange lines are a bit more nuanced because i messed with the Private rank

but yea, thats it!

now that thats been said, i will explain wtf ive done with the Private rank

see, i wanted mc to be a Spy because while shes the most powerful, theres still one piece she can fall at the hands (or dick) of. and in my mind, the one she hands the reins over to easiest and happiest is Luke Pearce.

because i know in my heart that luke fucks like a one man demolition squad (linked is a meme visualizing this)

so i knew luke had to be a private. but then i go back to what i said that started this whole thing: i want luke to be the one getting fucked if hes with marius. but i also want marius to be a bottom, just not with luke where i want him to top. but i dont wanna rank marius higher because i think the brat doesnt deserve it (i say this affectionately) but i couldnt rank luke lower to be the flag cuz then thatd mean he loses the capability to top mc.

i was in a conundrum! i wanted all these things but the pieces of GG didnt allow me to do this!

so my solution is to deviate from GG a little bit

i split the Private rank into two variants to compensate how pathetic (affectionate, horny) i find marius von hagen to be while still keeping his dick advantage with luke.

see, when luke and marius (same rank) are going into the same square (//waggles eyebrows), i remind you about the rule concerning same ranked pieces facing off: the one who attacks first eliminates the other. and in my mind marius, more often than not, is the one pouncing on luke.

so by sheer virtue of speed caused impatient desperation and incessantly whorish vibes, marius wins.

EDIT: due to my oversight on same ranked pieces, the edited rationale is now that luke is bottoming physically but because of luke's inherent genuine tenderness present at all times, marius, even when topping, is still bottoming emotionally. at the end of the day tho after the Feels, marius still feels smug superior cuz at least He Made The Move First. which luke thinks is super dumb but he got great cummies out of it so fine. he'll let it pass. told ya i could make it work

OK LASTLY....LASTLY....THE LAST THING I HAVE TO EXPLAIN: the whole "capability" thing i invented for the Private variants

luke, a Private With Rights, gets to top mc basically whenever she wants him to. which is probably more of a service top situation but from time to time she Does wanna have a go with Agent Raven and maybe play a very coy target he has to sexy threaten honeypot. when mc is not in the mood for luke going that route, luke always surrenders because for him, it is an absolute joy

marius, a Private Without Rights, is submitting because he wants to and enjoys it but also he makes it such an Ordeal. if luke is obedient even if he really really wants to come and always says "please" like a good boy, marius is Not That.

marius is whining, marius is on purpose riling people up cuz it's gonna get him one hard fucking, marius is misbehaving so that somebody will set him straight (ha! as if!)

so mc is kjsdfkJBKJ NOT GIVING HIM THE SATISFACTION SO EASILY!! hes such a brat!!! so he has a much more difficult time winning in the whole rank business because shes being rightfully stubborn against him being Like That

however, she will give him a reward if he earns it

and the process of earning it is just a long grocery list of being everybody else's boytoy for a Long While.

im suddenly now angry because i designed all this to put marius at a disadvantage but......if hes getting fucked on the reg by the team, hes winning anyway. i was tricked. fooled. BAMBOOZLED!

curse you, marius von hagen!!!!!!!!!!

#tears of themis #tears of themis headcanons #just take this as it is HAHAKJDSFDKHGBSD. GNIGHT LMAO #tears of themis crack

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e-jaegerenthusiast · 4 years ago

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relief~zeke jeager x reader

credit to verbartt

wrote this at fuckin 5 am. dont mind spelling/grammar errors

not modern au

warnings/tw; smut, unprotected sex, creampie, oral (m! receiving), mouth fucking, kinda rough, smoking, a little angst and fluff

“still get brain when I smoke cigarettes”

summary; zeke has been too stressed, so you help take some weight off his shoulders.

w.c; 2.0k

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zeke never let himself breathe for a second, he was always moving around, stressing over everything warriors related. even if he got some time off, he couldn’t stop the swarm of thoughts that would bug his mind.

you were fifteen when he first pressed his lips to yours, so excited to finally inherit the beast titan, something he had trained for nonstop. the kiss was so sweet, as your hands rested in his soft cheek and grabbed at his blonde hair, running your hand through his undercut, he was seventeen at the time. your little sneaking around turned into a mature relationship, him asking you to move in with him when you turned eighteen.

you were now brushing through your hair, untangling the locks slowly as you glanced at the clock on the wall, it was almost midnight, zeke should be back from his meetings by now. you wanted to surprise him. you knew he was under a lot more stress right now as he usually is, having lost the colossal titan to paradise, and not even being able to return the attack and founding titan. he was so overwhelmed, and you wanted to help him as much as you could.

so you wore his favorite set of lingerie, white matching lace panties and bra, the bra was barely there, the flimsy material showing your nipples fully.

as soon you heard the sound of the locks on the door of your home being turnt, you made your way to the living room.

and there he stood, head pressed back against the wall, pinching between the bridge of his nose with his index and thumb, eyes scrunched shut. he was wearing his everyday “warrior” look, the cream colored coat with his white shirt underneath, red tie matching that god forsaken armband.

you stepped closer to him, your hands traveling to his shoulders, he flinched as his eyes shot open, his face relaxing again as he saw your face, “relax baby, it’s just me.” you smiled at him as you caressed his cheek, his beard tickling your palm. he sighed, leaning into your touch, “i’m sorry, it’s just today was so fucking stressful, reiner and porco got into an argument, and magath wanted to talk to me about how—“

you cut him off, not giving a shit what magath wanted to talk about. smashing your lips on his, he hummed as your tongue pressed against him, wanting to fully kiss him. his eyes slowly fluttered and closed, giving you permission into his mouth. your tongues danced with eachother, cleansing his brain from all thoughts about his work. only you mattered now, only your lips, only your tongue, only your smell. only you and your presence.

his hands started making their way to your waist, stopping when he felt your bare shoulders and the lace wrapped around you. he pulled back, looking down at you, as his eyes glistened with lust. he looked you up and down a last time before stopping on your face.

“you got yourself all pretty for me, baby?” he said with a lopsided smile, you nodded enthusiastically. he ran his hands along your waist, stopping on your hips. he kept his gaze on your eyes as he gave a harsh slap to your ass, making you squeal and jump forward into his chest, he kneaded the flesh with his palm. looking down at you as your noses were almost touching. he gave another squeeze to your ass, “jump.” and you did, you knew he would catch you. he always would.

he lead you both to the couch in the living room, putting you down as he sat down on the couch infront of you. you looked down on him, waiting patiently as he loosened his tie, tugging on it with his veiny hands. he threw his coat on the other couch and started unbuttoning his white shirt, leaving it on.

you stood there, playing with the small white ribbon on your panties, now getting impatient, but you knew zeke would like to take his time with you, especially if he was stressed, he would want your time together to last forever. he grabbed his pack of cigarettes, putting one between his lips as he lit it with a match. he put his left arm behind his head, sinking into the couch, right hand taking the cig from his own lips as he blew out some smoke.

he moved his two fingers holding the cigarette up in a swirling motion in the air, “give me a twirl, would you?” you twirled, circling around yourself as you turned again and stared at him. he was a sight for sore eyes, one leg on the other, cigarette between his lips, white shirt unbuttoned, giving you a sneak peak of his toned abs and the blonde trail that led down to where you wanted most. his bulge prominent in his pants, making his pants unbelievably uncomfortable.

he grunted as he took another hit of his cigarette and blew the smoke out, turning the short bud off in the ashtray next to him on the couch.

he immediately brought another cigarette to his lips, lighting it as he nodded his head towards you, “come here love, on your knees.”

you obeyed, walking towards him and kneeling right infront of him, your face leveled with his crotch, eyes looking up at him with innocence and love swirling in them. he brought his free hand down to your face, putting a strand of your hair behind your ear. he held the side of your face as his thumb drew circles on your hair.

he brought the cigarette in between his fingers down to your mouth, grabbing your jaw and putting it between your lips as you took a puff, he tightened his fingers on your jaw and quickly closed the space between you both by bringing you forward. your noses touching, you blew the smoke into his mouth, he inhaled it eagerly and leaned back into the couch.

he looked down at you with hooded eyes, “go on then.” you leaned forward as you balanced your elbows on his thighs, pressing a soft kiss on his clothed length that was begging to be released at this point. your hands made their way to his belt, opening it slowly.

you slid his pants down to his ankles, looking up at him as you grabbed the waistband of his boxers, his eyes filled with lust as he took another puff of his cigarette, tilting his head back on the couch and giving you a show of his neck flexing as he blows the smoke in the air.

you finally take off his boxers, his cock finally being freed from its restraints and slapping his stomach. the tip was flushed red, pre-cum coating it. he groaned, bucking his hips up, making the thick tip hit your cheek.

you wrap your hand around his length, your hand looking tiny compared to the generous amount of length and girth he had to give. you were practically drooling at the sight, the sound of another match being lit made you look up, he was lighting another cigarette. nodding and motioning for you to continue as he inhaled and exhaled the smoke.

you kiss the tip, before licking it and putting it in your mouth, earning a grunt from zeke. his free hand gathers your hair into a makeshift ponytail, taking another puff from his cig, “gonna fuck your mouth ‘kay? stay still for me, love.” he says with a deep voice, making you press your thighs together as you nodded.

his hold on your hair grew tighter as he brought your head down his length slowly, you hummed around him, your eyes rolling back as you squeezed his thighs, giving up control. “good fuckin’ girl.” he started bobbing your head slowly with his hold on your hair, “that’s it,” his voice broke midway as his head fell back on the couch, taking a puff from his cigarette, his hand stroked your hair as his hips bucked up into your mouth.

tears brimmed around your lashes, his cock hitting your throat with each thrust as you moaned around him, you couldn’t take all of him, so you tried to put your hands on where your mouth couldn’t reach, quite a lot of it too. but he stopped you, grabbing your wrist and shaking his head, “only want your pretty mouth, baby.”

you were aching at this point. rubbing your legs together to find some kind of friction, that didn’t go unnoticed by zeke. with a growl, he pulled you off of his cock, grabbing your waist and putting you down on his lap. he quickly threw the rest of the small bud of his cigarette in the ash tray, moving to plant wet kisses on your chest.

you moaned and squirmed as he kept kissing your neck, biting and nibbling occasionally to leave marks. his cock, still wet with your saliva rubbed against your clit through your lace panties. he brought his hand down, pushing your underwear to the side as he raised you by your waist, positioning you above his glistening cock.

he looked up at you with a smirk, your eyes filled with tears of lust and need. he slowly brought you down, your mouth wide open as you took him in. he was barely halfway in as he hissed, “s’ fuckin’ tight.” you gasped and squeezed his biceps as he brought you down completely, burying his eight inches in you.

your tits pressed against his chest as he groaned, giving light kisses to your shoulder, he set a slow pace by guiding your hips on to him. both of you panting messes.

you wrapped your hands around his neck, you were both lost in eachother’s eyes. he clenched his jaw the same time you clenched around him, “fuck, i—argh i missed you baby, been so fuckin busy.” you nodded, moaning as you tugged at his hair and brought his lips to yours. the kiss messy and sloppy as your tongues wrapped around eachother. “i missed you too.”

he tightened his grip on your hips, fucking into you at a fast pace as his balls slapped your ass with each thrust, the sound of it mixing with both of your moans and promises.

“z-zeke! ‘mmm gonna cum..” you whimpered, clenching around him tightly, teeth biting down so hard on his shoulder that it drew blood, “c’mon love, come for me, gonna fill this tight cunt up s-so good. ” he rubbed slow circles on your clit with his thumb as he kept fucking into you. with one last thrust, he released in you with a grunt, thick white ropes filling you up as you came down from your high.

your head lay on his shoulder, beside your ear you could hear the sizzling and feel the hot steam coming off your previous bite mark, his skin healing soon after you had marked him.

you drew small circles around the healing skin, sighing, you could never mark him. you really wanted to, you wanted for everyone to know that he is yours. especially his stupid fan girls all around marley. he buried his head in your neck, inhaling your smell that calmed him whenever. “i’m sorry.” he muttered against your ear.

you grabbed the back of his hair, making him look at you, you pressed a soft kiss to his lips, your other hand playing with his beard. “don’t mention it.”

it wasn’t his fault anyway, it was his titan powers. you didn’t want to think about it, you already spent too long doing so when you’re home alone. always trying to somehow ready yourself for the next couple years when he’s going to— you would fail, always ending up a sobbing mess.

you ran your hands though the back of his hair, smiling, “you need a haircut, zeke.”

he squinted his eyes, “no i don’t.”

you flashed him your tongue, tugging on his hair slightly, “i want your undercut back. the one you had when you first kissed me,” he raised his brows “and i’m gonna give it to you myself.”

•••••••••••••••••••••

i am not a zeke fucker. no. still hate him. still not over season 3. or 4.

okay maybe i feel a little bad for his backstory

NO. *also cries when grisha yelled at him— or when they -MANGA SPOILERS- when he told zeke he loves him :((*

anyway no. i’m a levi fucker for life. levi hates him i do too.

*also daydreams about going down on zeke when he’s smoking* UGH OKAY BYE

#i repeat i am not a zeke fucker #shut up don’t ask me why i wrote this then #zeke slander #i hate zeke #stan levi #stan erwin #zeke jeager #zeke jaeger smut #zeke jaeger x reader #aot #snk #snk smut #aot smut #attack on titan smut #zeke yeager #zeke yeager smut #zeke yeager x reader #zeke smut

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karatecaulfield · 2 years ago

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Hi, may I have a ship for Cobra Kai & Outerbanks. I go by she/her and am bi with no preference so any gender is fine.

Ive been told I typically wear what would be considered 90s type of style but leaning away from more feminine things tho I’m not opposed to dresses and all.

I do get pretty anxious when thrown in certain situations rather that be talking to a group of people or just one person. But on occasion and definitely when I get to know someone I never stop talking. I am a ranter and rambler which means I could be ranting about something that happened and then start talking about something else that may or may not be related to the original subject. Basically I will always find something to talk about though I do enjoy listening to other people talk. I am considered the mom friend because I tend to be the most logical. Im also a very determined, stubborn person who usually is kinda pessimistic but still has a huge imagination. And despite all the anxiety I am usually a relatively confident person and am not afraid to take up for anyone I care about. Also I am pretty good in school despite having a kinda bad memory. Also an INTJ, Sagittarius, and Ravenclaw.

I absolutely love writing and have for the longest time. I also love drawing and painting (mostly art related to animals and the occasional landscape) I’ve also been a big music fan since I was a kid, I honestly dont know what I would do without it. I also really enjoy reading, I could spend hours getting consumed by whatever I’m reading. Which also travels into me when I’m watching things. As in I spend a good bit of time just binge watching new or old shows. I also really like walking around and enjoying nature. Theres a few nature trails I love going on and would go to the zoo every weekend if I had the chance. Also I do like going to random places with my friends.

And thats about all I can think of to say, hope it wasnt too much lol. But anyways, thanks in advance :)

Robby Keene! I think that he would be really drawn to your overall vibe. He kind of likes a challenge when it comes to getting an s/o so I think he would like you being shy and first, then more open when you get to know him. It makes him feel special. He needs someone who is a good listener and falls more on the logical side of things because when he’s upset he can be a little impulsive. It would mean a lot if someone was there to talk him down from his anger. He would love to show you Miyagi-Do karate and help you connect to nature, but also help you connect with him in a way. While he would always be happy hearing about your books and music tastes, there’s just something about the outdoors that makes him feel more bonded with a person.

Sarah Cameron! I think she would love your style, and you’d be sharing clothes a lot. She’s the kind of s/o that would be great at talking you out of anxiety attacks, reminding you that you don’t always have to be the strong one. The two of you would have some really amazing, deep conversations together, which is something that would simply stay between you guys. Sarah would really encourage your artistic side, wanting to see every step of something that you’re working on even if it’s a long time from being finished. Being in Outerbanks is kind of hard unless you are one with nature, in terms of the ocean and things like that. She loves feeling connected to the water, and with you.

A/N- thank you for the request! I hope you enjoy, please feel free to request again if it isn’t what you were hoping for <3

#requests open #ship requests #cobra kai #robby keene #cobra kai ship #outer banks #outer banks ship #sarah cameron

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kkoongiee · 4 years ago

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txt scenarios — txt comforting an overwhelmed s/o ‹𝟹

prompt, :00 txt + comforting a vv stressed s/o who hasnt eaten in a while because they were busy with school?? thank u sm ^^

## angst % gn!reader % wc: 1426 [ cursing, anxiety, depression, mental health discussion, ]

yeonjun will be worried the whole week before he comes by with a SHITTON of snacks because u deserve them??? ur still hunched over ur laptop and he goes to u and ur eyes are bloodshot .. hes like baby this won’t do .. 🧍 yeonjun will take over proof-reading for u while u get something to eat n go freshen up!!! he tells u to get into those jammies and he will be waiting for u to come back so he can finish up with u laying down next to him :((( he’ll prolly give u little pats on the head while he clicks away at keys to finish it up, if u can’t sleep then junnie will want u to talk to him about good things 🥺 he’ll listen to u talk about ur day and talk about what u r gonna do, then he’ll give u a gentle reminder that he loves u and that he wants u to take better care of urself!! yeonjun doesn’t want u to be hurting urself and neglecting urself because of school, he’ll be snuggling into u and tells u that he’ll be up to make u breakfast in the morning .. this boy is a saint!!! he will do anything and everything to make u feel good & keep u happy, he wants to see u and hear u always be lively 🥺 yeonjun does not mind picking up the slack around ur place, he just wants u to be healthy rly that’s all

soobin will ask u like .. can we go on a date?? later?? :] baby hasn’t seen u for the past week so he rllyyy wants to see u, but ofc he receives a no bc ur too busy?? so he’s like oh ok, i can just come over??? and ur like, no i’m busy i don’t want anyone over rn so soobin won’t accept that and ur room is dark asf, as well as the fact the house is a literal mess and not clean at all?? ur skimming thru ur books quickly, as if ur life depended on it which he presumed u thought that .. he’ll talk softly to u, hand on ur shoulder and presses a kiss to ur head :( ‘dont u think u should relax bub? 🥺 cmere’ ur kinda upset but u rllyyyy missed soobin and u just didn’t want to work anymore, so u supposed u could just take a moment to be with him?? ‘this is why u couldn’t come out with me?’ and u just nod softly ughh his heart would just hurt so bad 😭 rly it would, but to just hear u say u haven’t done like anything?? these past few days, cleaning, eating, laundry, or just going outside — this is not okay with him!!! he’ll order something for u & let u go take a shower/bath while he puts some of ur things in the laundry,, soobin wants u to relax and when u finish eating and close ur eyes to sleep,, he will begin on cleaning the place up 😣 he wants to take rly good care of u, the thought of u unhappy or sick and whatnot it literally hurts him to think of that, especially bc of school??? soobin hates school more than ever now

beomgyu will be coming over for his twice a week meet-up and he’s used to ur half clean half dirty place, but ur apartment is spotless?? there’s nothing in the sink, no food wrappers nada, no stray clothes on the ground so he’s like 🤨 something is wrong. then he remembers it’s time for exams and such + the added on school work and extra time spent studying??? like wtf??? beomgyu will find u on the bed, ur eyes are so tired and he can’t act like he hasn’t seen u like this before .. he’s seen this a few times - u disappear and u hole urself at ur place, beomgyu needing to talk u down and get u to come and rest. it pains him to see u so upset over being the perfect student, he could not care if u were as dumb as dirt (he appreciate the smarts too) but he thinks ur a pretty great student!!! gyu will pull u away from the screen and give u the tightest hug, which will probably lead to tears on ur part and he’ll pull u back on the bed. he already presumed u hadn’t ate or done anything for the week, so he already came prepared??? duh?? beomgyu know he can’t feel what you’re feeling or like help u thru all the rough patches, but u bet ur ass he will try his hardest to help u feel better or at least get u out of bed!!! he’ll talk for awhile, listen for the most part, and then gyu puts away everything so he can lay down on the bed without the stray papers and books poking him 🧍

taehyun is kinda used to it, he just seems like he wants to hear allll about u, the good and the bad and he is always checking up on you. he’ll know before hand about school and after a few days (he doesn’t wanna bother u he knows u like ur space sometimes and the last thing he would wanna do is interrupt ur zen mode during school cause he’d hate it if someone did that to him too) taehyun knows it’s time for him to go over to your house. u live in dorms with a friend, but it’s pretty empty most of the time and the house is cluttered but it’s usually like that,, however ur room is just .. a mess. he has to stop himself from thinking like wow this is bad, taehyun would never want to think bad of you — just sometimes he ponders on these small thoughts. he doesn’t interrupt u, he gives ur head a few pats before sitting on ur bed and watching u. he gets the feeling u haven’t been taking care of urself whatsoever, so he heads off to the kitchen for a water and an apple, very simple which taehyun doesn’t think you would refuse. when he deems its time to rest only five minutes later, there’s the whines because u don’t want to but taehyun insists. u can always finish tomorrow, or in a few hours if u be quiet .. u might cry or just stay silent, whatever it is — he’ll lay there quietly with you and he’ll just toy with your baby hairs before his hand rests on ur cheek, giving you a kiss that makes really anything feel better .. it’s all temporary because taehyun knows there definitely will be more tests and stress in the future, but he always has time in order to help u out.

huening kai 😭 well for starters, idk i feel like he’d be just a smidge sad that u didn’t tell him about these things .. but nonetheless he is over in a heart beat upon your phone call!! well he actually stays on the line the whole time for u, mostly because hyuka knows how nervous u are and he just wants u to not be alone :(( he has been there for a few anxiety attacks + he knows the feelings of stress from school all too well, so he wants to go out of his way to do these things for you. he’ll be so quick to come to u inside, asking silenty if u want to be touched or just left alone :( at that point ur heaving and huening kai is kind of petrified to leave u alone, so he just gets water and turns on the fan before coming back and sits there before easing into a hug, he can quite literally feeling ur heart nearly beating out of ur chest, but ur arms weakly wrap around him and huening kai is just like 🥺 because yes u r very cute but he feels awful for u!!! he’ll share a few words, mumbling to u and rubbing ur back because obviously u won’t go bounce back immediately but he treats u like u hung the moon!!!!!!! as for the fact he knows u haven’t done anything, the first evidence being yes your oily hair, hyuka is more comfortable with staying there until u fall asleep & then he’ll sneak off to make u something in the kitchen to make u something and then come to wake u up, it might be very simple like ramen 😭 but he puts all the effort and knowledge he has to make u happy

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zuffer-weird-girl · 4 years ago

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So I'm like 7 different levels of idiot and got me thinking how would overhaul or dabi react to a s/o who's the same way? Example and soooo totally not related to my dumbassery, trying to open a can of whipped cream with a knife because the pull tab broke and then accidentally slicing their finger. Or waking up to their s/o in the middle of the night sitting on the counter dinking coffee from a bowl because the mugs were too high.

Well if that ain't me-

Many facepalms and groans

This bastard worries for you more than it shows to I swear, he had plently of heart attacks because of your stupidity.

When he discovered you almost cut your hand off because of a fweacking whipped cream can he forbided you to go to the kitchen and to get close to any cans without his presence.

Not. Even. Fucking.Joking.

He slapped the can in your hand one time this guy is serious.

Or uses the overhaul or patches your boo boo up with a very grumpy cat face as he scold you endless and how much of a pain it is to watch over you like some sort of a child

KAI STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING TSUNDERE FOR ONCE AND ADMIT YOU HAVE FEELING BITC-

Moving on

When he found you drinking coffe out of a bowl he just gave you the look of "what the fuck do I even bother?"

Forces you to wash it though. All of the dishes.

Is Chisaki Kai, what did you expected?

Bruh-

He doesn't care 🙃

He does get pissed when you sliced your finger opening a can. He gets a bandage and teases you for it... but next morning you find one of those uttensiles that open cans right on the kitchen counter.

Problably stolen btw

Sometimes just snorts and rolls his eyes when you do something like that but if you hurt yourself during it then his face falls as he comes to see wtf happened.

Teasing is a must even if he is worried asf

The incident with the bowl earned you a deadpan look from Dabi.

And everyone is 0 shock at that.

What was out of the blue though was when he just snatched the bowl out of your hands, almost threw in the sink (SON OF A BITCH THAT COULD HAVE BROKE-) and picked you up like a bag of potatoes and carried you back to bed.

This man needs sleep, not shit-

He doesn't mind the way you act, just be careful and dont slice your finger unless you want to see a pissed off Dabi :)

#overhaul x reader #overhaul #chisaki kai x reader #chisaki kai #bnha imagine #bnha x reader #bnha characters #bnha villains #dabi #dabi x reader #bnha fanfiction #bnha headcanons #zuffer writings

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dontsharethistoanyone · 3 years ago

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hello, sorry. I'm didn't mean to worry you. sorry. but i'm here, dapat hindi ko sasabihin sayo to, pero syempre, life is so short. okay na rin siguro magbawas ng nararamdaman. you're the 4th person who will know this secret. if ever we met at some point, sana wag mong maalala to. why am i sharing this to you? because we don't know when will life ends. natakot na ko mas share sa mga taong matandaan, thats why i always share my problem to someone na makakalimutin, hindi ko sure kung ganon ka, pero hindi mo naman ako kilala.

to be honest, i dont know if i still need help. im just to tired ig.

this my not seem so real, ikaw na bahala mag judge.

nung bata ako i have so many personalities, sobrang adventurous ko. sobrang hindi ko kaya na hindi ko na eexpress yong sarili ko. i need wild things, im born to be explore and be curious about things. then there's this one time na may nagsabi sakin na ampon ako. alam mo na asarang bata hahaha thats so normal. pero yong issue na yon, dumating hanggang sa mag grade 6 ako. out of curiousity natanong ko kay tatay if totoo ba, ang guess what? totoo sya sis. i didnt know what so say, what to react. ang the weird things is, hindi lang ako, dalawa kami,

that creeps me out, kasi only child lang ako. it turns out na may kambal ako, tatllo kami. im the middle child. yong panganay pala talaga yong anak nila, yong aampunin nila, kaso namatay sa sakit. ako, potangina nabuhay. they both treated me as their first child. yong pangalan ng ate ko, ako na kumuha. alam mo lahat ng gamit ng ate ko, sakin na napunta. lahat ng yong, hindi sakin yon. lahat ng to, hindi sakin to. it wasnt suppose to be mine.

dun ko na realize kung bakit lagi akong napapansin na parang ako. huh? kasi nung grade 7 lagi kong napapansin na may second me na nagbabantay sakin. i was so fucking scared.

that girl, shes miserable. that girl is cursing me. that girl wants me to die. and that girl is my sister, lagi syang nagpaparamdam, lasi syang nandyan. she wants my life, but i dont know how to give it to her, i didnt want to live. until napanaginipan ko sya.

alam ko na inagaw ko lahat sa kanya, family, things, this life. sakanya to eh. hindi naman ako yong dapat ampunin in the first place. she didnt want me to die, she want me so suffer.

the old me died when i was in grade 6, and my sister, ive been living as here up until now. she wanted to have more friends. she wants to have good grades, she wants to have a good life. that's why i live as her. and every time i forgot to live the life she wants. she will kill me, i can see things, torturous things. people are dying sa pananngin ko even if they are not real. i was so scared. i dont know where to express all things fucking feelings. i just want to end it. but i didnt. i deserve to suffer.

hindi ko alam, hindi ko talaga alam kung kilala ko paba yong sarili ko. hindi ko alam, ang dami kong gustong gawin, gustong maging kaibigan pero i cant. im not me anymore. hindi na ako to. hindi na akin tong buhay na to. i really tried to escape sobra.

nung grade 9 i want to tell this thoughts sa advicer nyo, but im scared, i cant even walk on my own. laging tinatanong ni sir if okay lang ba ako, i always smile and continue to pretend. this life, this isnt mine. i wasnt suppose to be here.

i want to be me again. i want to express myself more. kaya nung grade 10, just for fuckiung 1 year, let me be myself. if youre goin to see how i lived nung panahon na yon, it was paradise. ive meet such amazing people. i became me, i became my self. jahahahahhaha saglit wala na kong makita hahahh

it was the fisrt time i became very thankful to live. it was the fisrt time i can finally said that im happy. become the school year ends. i awkwardly said goodbye to my friends. sinong tanga yong mag goodbye ng february eh march ang graduation. kasi alam ko, i only have one month left, kaya sinulit ko na. gusto ko sila yakapin lahat. gusto ko sila ikeep for me. but i dont desrve that, i dont deserve them. before i became that girl again, kwinento ko to sa isa sa trusted friends ko. pumasok ako non nan naiyak kasi mamimiss ko talaga sila, alam nila na hindi ako iyakin but i just couldnt help mysefl but to cry. i mis the, somuch

wait napuwing ako hhahahaha comerciasl

after that, after that one year, everything went back to normal. after one year of ignoring that girl. bumalik na sya, and she made me suffer a lot. i started to ahve a lot of panic attacks. she killed me.

i was lifeless, so eto, etong nagtytype ngayon, is the breathless me. im living the life that she wanted me to have. i lost my friends, all of them. kasi yon ang guisto nya.

this is why i hate my name, kasi hindi sakin yon.

i tried ti seek help, pero wala sa mga kaibigan ko ang kayang intindihin yon situation ko.

para akong artista, ako yong bumubuhay sa bida.

nung 2020, i got the courage na magpatingin sa specialist. i didnt said everything bout myself. i told everything na nararamdaman nung bida, nung girl. she was diagnosed with depression. so i have to deal it all by myself because, i dont have b friend anymore, that girl dont have friends.

ang hirap, ilang beses akong humingi ng tulong. ilang beses akong nagtry, but none of them believed me. pero bakit kapag si ate, kapag sya, ang dami agad tumutulong. \

this is so deep. this is so shit.

ngayon, i dont need help. i wont die, maniwala ka, hindi ko kayang patayin yong sarili ko kasi utang ko tong buhay na to. hindi to akin.

but again, if ever that day comes, sana walang umiyak.

hahahhahahaha sorry, alam ko hindi kapanipaniwala to, wag ka mag alala, sanay na ko. pero thank you, i wanted to be friend s with you kaso hindi na pwede, sa next life nalang siguro.

Right now, gusto ko magbreakdown. Kaso I don't havr the courage to be depress sa gantong state.

I want to say sorry sa mga kaibigan ko, I'm a fake friend. Sorry kasi hindi ko ma share to sa kanila. I want to, kaso takot ako ss rejection.

i didnt express too much sa message na to kasi may online class pa, baka mahalat yong mukha ko kapag nagbreakdown ako. sanay nako sa ganto. sorry if i never got to explain myself and express more, nalimutan ko nakasi yong pakiramdam na maging ako. that person is lifeless.

Hey bub, sana kalimutan mo nalang to. I hate to make people worry. I hated it, kaya please, just let this go. Uulitin ko yong sinabi ko sa post ko na,

If I die early than everyone expected please don't cry. Death is one of my goal right now. Please be happy that finally I'm not suffering from everything. I'm already satisfied with the days I've spent here, I'm okay if I'll be gone soon.

And yes, masaya ako. Pero thank you for bwing warm.

Please don't speak this up. Ayokong pinag uusapan, ty.

salamat sa pagbasa, this might be the last. please dont worry too much, hindi ako sanay. dont worry that is how life goes, ig for me.

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bnhaimaginables · 4 years ago

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An S/O with reptiles~

(Hawks, Shigaraki, Overhaul, and Dabi)

Hawks~

He doesn't mind them... well the snakes are pretty horrifying

He doesn't like watching them eat.

The bigger snakes (if you have any) are his least favorite.

"Oh my god!!! They eat BIRDS BABE!! You can't have thos-" "Shut your face."

He likes the turtles and tortoises though. Their vegetarian, and they don't move very fast when he's touching them.

Geckos are fun to him as well.

The ones he likes the most, are your bearded dragons!

Optimus (a red bearded dragon) is his favorite!

The scales and dry little body feels weird on his skin

And he likes to let it sit on his shoulders

He'll even talk to the tiny dragon

You caught him buying little sweaters, harnesses, leashes, and tiny dragon wings.

When he came home with lots of bags, he started a fashion show with Optimus.

Shigaraki~

He doesn't care for any of the small ones.

But then he meets your Burmese Python, Jeremy.

"Can I use hi-" "No, Shiggy. He's not an attack snake... wh-" "We could try though."

He likes trying to feed Jeremy.

The way his jaw unhinges is AWESOME.

He also likes to throw live prey in Jeremy's habitat.

Which you've scolded him for, you don't want the snake to get obese

Shiggy just shrugs at you and turns to his game again.

Then, you pull Jeremy out to clean his poop.

You walk out with this giant snake wrapped around you, and dump him on Shiggy's shoulders

The man child's eyes brighten up and he starts to walk around the apartment, proudly with Jeremy

Taking pictures and cooing gently at the massive baby

And Jeremy is loving the attention

Dabi~

Dabi likes to stick his hand in tanks

You told him not to do so

But he didn't listen

You have mostly poisonous reptiles

And he decided that the King Cobra would be fun to play with (the spitting one)

He go spit at, and tried to barbecue you angry son, Terry

Terry didn't like Dabi, and now the feeling is mutual

But, the one time Toga launched herself at the burnt chicken nugget, Terry's tank hood was open and he spit out venom at her.

That changed Dabi's mind about the cobra

Now, he walks around with Terry drapped around his shoulders

Dabi even went and got a custom stick, made so that Terry can wrap around it

Yes, Dabi walks around with your Spitting Cobra on said stick.

And he does threaten everyone in the LOV hideout.

To say the least, he and Terry get along great now.

Overhaul~

Ah, no. Dont come at me. MISS ME WITH THAT SHIT!!!

Kai really really disapproves of any kind of pets

Regardless, he lets you keep the one.

Your Blood Python, Derrick.

And you begged him to keep the creature in his OFFICE

He let you.... as long as you kept everything clean

Which you did

But when your not there the... Monster looks at him... it just stares...

Its kinda unnerving.... so he stares back into Derrick's beady little eyes

Its a huge snake, in a huge tank.

Chasaki gets up and walks over to the tank and pokes at the tank

Derrick looks up and strches his body pressing himself against the hood

Curious Chasaki opens the hood letting the snake crawl out and slither slowly across the floor then up his leg.

The man freezes, "OH shit...this... this snake is gonna eat me...

Derrick only crawls up to Kai's face and rests his head in the mans shoulder

You come back with Mimic and Rappa

You look at Kai, he's calm, sitting at his desk with YOUR SNAKE just chilling wrapped around his body.

"What? Angel, what are you staring at?"

"You... I thought... you said you HATED him!"

Kai just gives you a shrug, continuing working.

Derrick, flicks his tounge out every so often, staring a Rappa.

Apparently your boyfriend had a whole conversation with Derrick about the henchmen

And now Rappa is a target snack to Derrick

#overhaul #hawks #dabi #shigaraki #reptiles #i have a snake #now im addicted to reptiles #thought this was funny #mha #bnha #y/n with reptiles

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5csbin · 4 years ago

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HAUNTED HOUSE !

HALLOWEEN TXT EDITION!

txt x neutral reader !

WARNING !: cursing! knifes! haunted house! JYP AND 6IX9INE!

a very crack and dumb one shot i made.

“MANE IF YALL DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP!” taehyun shouted as they were walking up to the line since everyone began to nag.

"this is why i wanted to go trick or treating instead." beomgyu pouted and folded his arms as he and the rest of the group waited in line to go inside of the haunted house.

well it was more like a haunted barn, where they would all get on a hayride and be driven throughout the barn and be spooked supposedly. "trick or treating?? how old are you again?" kai mocked him,

"no offense but i'm starting to think you were right when you said beomgyu was still mentally 9 years old because.. this is starting to get worrying. what 19 year old is trying go trick or treating?" yeonjun added in agreement, while taehyun shot him a dirty look for throwing shade at his best friend.

beomgyu’s first instinct was to scoot closer to (y/n), but he then fired off a clapback of his own. "the only thing that's worrying is that wig you're wearing, who the fuck are you even supposed to be? lord farquad on crack?" gyu fired back at yeonjun, who was now touching the short black bob on top of his head.

soobin couldn't help but laugh, even though it was his own boyfr- bestfriend getting flamed and soon, everybody else in the group let out laughter at gyu’s clapback. even taehyun, who couldn't stand beomgyu, was practically crying laughing at what was said.

"actually, i'm supposed to be dora," yeonjun replied, gesturing to his pink t shirt and bright orange jeans. "and soobin is.. well diego." he pulled soobin closer to him after saying that and kissed his forehead, before ruffling his blueberry curls a little.

"wait.. ain't dora and diego supposed to be cousins?" taehyun asked, his mouth curling in disgust, "i don't think that's positive..." kai added.

“cousin lovers.” (y/n) said making yeonjun smack their arm.

it was a wonder how they didn't annoy the others waiting in line for their ride, since they would fight every second. meanwhile as the group turn drew closer and closer, beomgyu found himself regretting agreeing to come here.

it was weird.. he loved horror movies, but he despised haunted houses because even though both were fake events, being in a haunted house was just so up close and personal you know?

if it wasn't for it being (y/n)'s birthday (lets just pretend ur birthday was on halloween.) beomgyu wouldn't have came, and he would have probably just stayed at home and took pictures of his costume for instagram before going over to hyunjin’s to watch scary movies.

(y/n) noticed that beomgyu looked uncomfortable amongst all of the roasts and jokes flying amongst the group and they decided to ask what was wrong.

"gyu, why do you look so sad? being sad is my job," (y/n) asked as the group continued to move up in the line. "i'm not sad," beomgyu answered. "i'm just nervous, i don't like haunted houses.. i had a really bad panic attack the last time i went to one, and i don't wanna have one and ruin your birthday or anything.. i probably should have just stayed my ass home."

"nah, you not going to ruin my birthday, you're my friend and i care about you... it won't be that scary, it's literally a haunted barn. you know what barns have? cows and chickens. now who's scared of cows and chickens? nobody. except blades of grass."

the little pep talk made gyu feel slightly calmer. "thanks," he replied, fumbling with the thick leather choker around his neck. "your costume is really cute by the way. i like the face paint."

"thanks, it was kai’s idea actually," they responded with a chipper edge to their voice. (y/n)' costume consisted of a sweatshirt and sweatpants with a skeleton printed on the front, and his face was made up to look like a skull.

after beomgyu was calm, he found himself overhearing a conversation between hueningkai, taehyun, and his knives.

"no tae, you can't bring your knives in here with you," hyuka shook his head as taehyun kept asking if he could run back to the car real quick and grab his knives "cmon kai, just in case a demon wanna try some shit"

"well.. can i get my ouija board?" tyun asked, his lips twisting into a devious smile. "i just wanna talk to the demons, it's halloween, and if it's any day i should be allowed to do this, it's today."

"ain't there no demons.. this is a barn. you wanna talk to demonic horses and shit?" yeonjun pokes in the conversation and raised an eyebrow.

"yes? of course i do, the fuck do you think i am?" taehyun whined, pointing to the devil horns on top of his head as the group finally made it to the front of the line and were waiting for the tractor to come back so that they could get on the hayride.

finally, after they all stood around and handed in their tickets to the clerk in front of the line, their tractor was ready, pulling along the hay covered cart as it came to a stop in front of the barn entrance, waiting for the group to board it.

"wait, hay? y'all ain't say there was going to be hay..." soobin complained, his skin already itching just by looking at all that hay. "y'all do know i'm allergic to hay right?"

"bitchhh, we been said it was a hayride involved," hueningkai snapped, "what you done caught the (y/n) disease where you forget everything every minutes or what?"

"aye i don't forget everything, i just be high," (y/n) cut in as they handed in their tickets to the clerk. "and i'm allergic to hay!" soobin cried out, scratching his forearm.

soobin actually is allergic to hay, but it wasn't something severe, he just got irritated by it and it caused his skin to rash up, not like his skin didn't already look as if it was full of rashes.

(that not true btw)

"oh well," hueningkai replied in a deadpan tone, shrugging. "guess you'll just die then."

after they've all handed in their tickets, everyone began to board the hay filled cart, with everyone obviously choosing to be closest to their besties.

when they got onto the cart. soobin was snuggled up to yeonjun, playing with his diego the explore backpack trying to ignore the itchy feeling the hay gave him.taehyun was resting his head on (y/n)’s shoulder, whining about his knifes, beomgyu was clinging onto kai for dear life, because he was still scared after all.

"i better not hear none of y'all screaming like no pussies after we get in here," yeonjun started after the tractor began to start up and drive them into the dark, cool barn. "how y'all gon be scared of demons when i'm taehyun a whole demon. y'all scared of him now?"

"actually, yes, i'm scared of him just a little bit," beomgyu answered, his tone groggy.

"considering he tried to kill me on multiple occasions and almost succeeded, yes yeonjun, i'm scared of taehyun and he make me fear for my life." soobin added on, slightly flinching at just saying the word taehyun.

"that was before i became positive," taehyun suddenly flashed soobin and beomgyu a toothy smile, "just like i'm positive that none of these demons or zombies or whatever the fuck is in this barn is gon' do shit to us."

"tae if you don't shut your ass up, there’s no demons in here, nor is there any zombies, they are paid actors. you wish you was in a horror movie so bad," hueningkai cut in, once again ruining tyun’s fun.

as of right now, nothing scary was going on. just the typical music playing throughout the barn, random screams, and plastic skeletons appearing out of nowhere. shit that made little kids be scared of, but anyone else wouldn't be phased. not even beomgyu was phased by what was going on, and he was the main one who was scared to come along.

but then.. things started to get more spooky. the people who were sitting on the edge would start to get grabbed and poked without warning, and people would come up on side of the cart out of nowhere and scream or otherwise bring attention to themselves, which would catch them off guard obviously, but shit like that was to be expected at a haunted house.. or in this case a haunted barn.

but soon though, things began to get downright creepy.

as they were sitting in the cart, slightly startled and caught off guard by the jumpscares, but not too shaken up, not even beomgyu was that scared, as he made sure to sit in the middle of the cart to avoid being randomly grabbed or touched by these strangers in costume, and it was just amusing to people like taehyun or (y/n), they weren't prepared for what started to happen next.

soon the music that sounded as if it was from a demonic nursery cut out mid note, and it was replaced by an old, gravely sounding voice that began to sing happy birthday very terribly and off key.

and they thought this was creepy, considering it was gus' birthday, but they considered it was a coincidence. "damn (n/n), they singing happy birthday to you, that's wild," yeonjun noticed, laughing at the 'coincidence'.

"see, i told y'all they’re really a skeleton, how else would they know that we're here for their birthday, hmm?" beomgyu added matter of factly causing the others to let out laughter.

so even though it was somewhat unsettling, it didn't become horrifying until the voice replaced "happy birthday to you," with "happy birthday (y/n)."

the place then became a chorus of "did yall hear that shit?" and "yeo what the fuck?!" after they noticed that, with (y/n) in particular being especially shook that there seemed to be a demon singing specifically to them, and their eyes went wide as the voice continued to serenade them, albeit poorly.

"see, this ain't it no more." soobin announced and hueningkai nodded in agreement. "h-how do they know it's (n/n)' birthday? much less who (y/n) is?" beomgyu asked as he held onto (y/n) even tighter than he was before. "i'm scared now."

"that's what we all want to know," yeonjun answered before reaching up to adjust his wig, before feeling nothing but his real hair tied back. he knew his wig didn't fall off or get snatched off, he had it secured with bobby pins, because it was one of his mother's wigs and he didn't want to lose it, but it had just completely disappeared.

"uh...my wig is gone," yeonjun announced and soobin just nodded. "same."

"no i mean it's for real gone... my dora or lord farquaad or whatever the fuck wig i was wearing earlier just.. disappeared into thin air." yeonjun continued to explain as he continued to search the surrounding area for it, just in case it fell out of his head but it was actually gone.

"see, i told y'all asses there were demons in here, but y'all didn’t wanna listen now y'all getting your shit taken, and demons are singing happy birthday to (y/n) and shit, and now y'all shocked," taehyun added with a huff.

"tyun, ain't no demons in here. if there were demons in here, they would do a lot worse than steal hats and wigs and sing happy birthday, believe that. they'd be torturing us psychologically, and- wait, where the fuck is my sheep hat?" hueningkai touched the top of his head, where his costume top was missing from, and now he was heated.

"yeah, we gotta get outta here."

more shit like that continued to happen with the voice continuing to reference them by name, and reference stuff that only people that know them would know, like soobin almost running someone over once, or yeonjun’s furry suit,and then, near the end of the ride, it all came together in the worst possible way.

a single echoing voice with a thick new york accent screaming "SCUUUUM GANGGGG!" followed by a laugh in the distance that sounded a lot like jyp’s laugh.

and in that moment, all of them literally hopped off of the cart and ran towards the exit.

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clearlyshyobservation · 4 years ago

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Kokichi is dying (V3 chatfic, no particular ship)

TW: Infers abuse, talks about ableism, neglect, panic attack pretty much, depression, self loathing. never being good enough

i am so sorry but vr au's need to be sad, love yall :)

(Background info: This is set in a vr au, they are not with their fake memory parents (Ie; kaito's kind grandparents) but rather why they really have)

(Also i have no fucking clue what ship i was going for???? pretty sure they are all on the table, and kokichi talks like an idiot in this and i love it. Gonta's writing is based off of his Japanese talking style, so no more caveman talking).

USERNAMES:

(Space monkey: Kaito, Detective pikachu: shuichi, Elton john: kaede, Antman: gonta, Mr. Gonstealyoman: korekiyo, Atua's bitch: angie, emoboi: ryoma, be-boop: kiibo, bread roll: Maki, cum dumpster: miu, mommy: kirumi, Gremlin: Kokichi)

TLDR: Chaos ensues, slight angst

Gremlin: omfg im fucking sicK im gonna fucking die i bet this was kaitos bitch ass fault for coughing on me with his tuberculosis headass gROSSSSS I HATE EVERYTHINGGG

Space Monkey: i-

Space monkey: I didn't get you sick dumbass,,,, my tb is fugckin cured bi-

Bread roll: he's dramatic and gross dont believe him

Gremlin: yall mean for what?

Gremlin: i have a life taking disease and yall laughing i-

Gremlin: see you at my funeral bitch

Detective pikachu: What are you sick with then

Gremlin: anythong bitch, im the universe

Antman: He sounds delusional, thats not good

Detective pikachu: He's always delusional, he's Kokichi

Mr. gonstealyoman: I guess this name is better than my old one

Mr. gonstealyoman: thank you kokichi :) I am glad we have come to an understanding

Gremlin: kay sexy

Gremlin: IGNRE WHAT I JUST SENT

Gremlin: IGNORE IT IGNORE IT IGNORE ITTTTT

Antman: who was that for???

Gremlin: NO ONE,,,

Gremlin: Okay,,, maybe sexy tall men in general lowkey

Gremlin: okay,,,, maybe anyone over 6 feet

Detective pikachu: i feel excluded

Detective pikachu: good, i don't like you kokichi, your an ass

Gremlin: u sound jelly shumaiiiiii

be-boop: perhaps he is telling the truth, you know,

be-boop: according to my data, in chapter four Shuichi stated that you will never have friends, and no one will ever like you

Gremlin: SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP MAKING ME FEEL BADBSKVKHDVKDSKJV

Antman: do you need me to come over? I can make you tea?

mommy: Do you know how to do that, Gonta? I can teach you?

Antman: Gonta does know, thank you very much.

Antman: Gonta is not a child, Tojo-chan, please don't regard me as one

Antman: Gonta can cook, can clean, can be gentle, and has his own mind

Space monkey: but we're just making sure man, cuz, you know,,,, chapter 4

Antman: I am capable of things just like you!!!!!

Antman: Gonta doesn't know why you guys treat me like a child :(

Gremlin: yeah, hot stuff over there is basically a prodigy homies

Antman: Gonta is dumb though, don't say that.

Antman: Gonta is no prodigy, in fact, he is below average in everything

Gremlin: Whats ur test scores bitch

Antman: Gonta got a 98 on my english test,, but i wanted a 100, which would make Gonta actually smart :(

Antman: Gonta is not good enough to be friends with you all

Antman: I can do basic stuff like tojo said...

Antman: maybe i do need help?

Antman: im not sure anymore:((((

Gremlin: THEY ARE ABLEIST GONTA,,, THEY FEEL SUPERIOR FOR TREATING UUUUU LIKE A CHILD

Detective pikachu: You sound really delusional Kokichi, maybe you should get sleep

Gremlin: S T F U, IM SPITTING ST8 FACTS BITCH

Detective pikachu: Sure you are. Now get some rest.

Gremlin: GRRRR WHY WONT YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU IDIOTS??

Bread roll: Cause your stupid and aggressive

Gremlin: your personality, basically?

Bread roll: shut up at least i have a boyfriend

Gremlin: Technically, you just stole my frienemy

Gremlin: Yall do be avoiding each other doe

Space Monkey: WE ARE NOT

Gremlin: Yeah yeah

Gremlin: yesterday i saw you to enter the same cafe by accident, duck your heads, then sit across the cafe from each other, all while avoiding eye contact

Gremlin: Soooo,,, things not going well in paradise?

Detective pikachu: you're nosy

Gremlin: says the literal detective

Space monkey: everythings fine your just a dickkkk

Gremlin: "oooo! Im momo-chan, i say bad word and go brrrrr"

Space monkey: im going to fucking stab him

Gremlin: You cant, ive already enslaved you with my chaotic, yet cute hijinks, havent i~

Space monkey: STOP STOP NO NOT THE SQUIGLY

Gremlin: is it the sex? WHY DONT YOU MAKE EYE CNOTACT WITH UR LADY NO MORE

Space monkey: ITS NOT THE SEX I HATE YOU

Gremlin: im free by the way at 8 ;)

Bread roll: STOP trying to steal my boyfriend kokichi, ive told you this before

Bread roll: NO

Bread roll: BODY

Antman: Gonta interrupts to say, Gonta loves you kokichi, and we should get flowers together, than maybe we can prank some people :D

Bread roll: Ive never wanted to stab you more, gonta

Gremlin: I'd enjoy that very much, fine fellow ;)

Gremlin: but idk,,,, can you like take care of me first, cuz IM SICK BECAUSE OF KAITO TUBERCULOSIS ASS

Space monkey: I DONT HAVE TB ANYMORE

Gremlin: SURE YOU DONT

Space monkey: I DONT

Gremlin: BUT GUESS WHAT

Gremlin: YOU STILL SMOKE DUMBASS AND THATS NOT GOOD FOR U OR YOUR TUBERCULOSIS

Detective pikachu: He smokes?

Atua's bitch: he does, i walked in on him in the bathroom lmao

Atua's bitch: he was scared shitless and threw it out the window, needless to say atua does nt approve

Gremlin: DO YOU EVEN HAVE THE VACCINE????

Space monkey: Uh,,, i was taught vaccines were bad, so no i don't have the vaccine

Gremlin: I HATE OLD PEOPLE

Gremlin: ABOLISH OLD PEOPLEEEE

Gremlin: THEY SPREAD MISINFORMATION AND IT PHISCALLY HURTS ME TO SEEEEEE

Space monkey: your dramatic, it cant be that bad

Gremlin: say that when you catch it again

Gremlin: i swear you coughed on me like,,,, 5 weeks ago tho

Antman: OOOO! Fun fact: Tuberculosis can lay dormant from 3 months to a few years!

Space monkey: u guys are just trying to scare me

Bread roll: Just checked the chat after using the br and,,m YOUDONT HAVE YOU VACCINES???

Detective pikachu: Im sorry, but kaito, please,,,,, for the love of god get vaccines

Space monkey: alright alright, ill do it cuz you guys are all on my case and i don't like being the villain :(

Gremlin: Im so happy i have gonta with me rn, he is making me tea while yall rot in your distant ass relationship (THIS IS FOR YOU KAITO)

Space monkey: Im going to destroy your bloodline in about three seconds if you dont stfu right fucking now

Gremlin: Hhehe i have an inaprwopwiate joke uwu

emoboi: STOP PLEASE DEAR GOD

cum dumpster: wHAt Is iT YOU WHORE

Gremlin: i was gonna say wouldn't he need to like,,,, have sex with my family to weed out my bloodline or something??

cum dumpster: i-

cum dumpster: Why am i acting surprised, ive watched porn with more extravagant plots than this

cum dumpster: ie; are you guys FUCKING? RIGHT INFRONT OF MY SALAD??? is one i will cherish with my soul

emoboi: hehe why did she point out the salad

Space monkey: I hate u kokichi, i truly do

Gremlin: I bet if you got the chance u would kiss me space boy :P

Bread roll has left the chat

Space monkey: o god is she ddoing one of those bf loyalty tests or smthing???

Space monkey: now im nervous lmao

Gremlin: why you so nervous stupid~~~~

Gremlin: It not like ur cheating on her homie

Space monkey: It's just a placebo effect

Gremlin: My brain feels fried Momo-chan,, i don't understand big boy words right now

Space monkey: Basically, if you take a pill that doesn't do anything but you don't know that and believe it does, you will scientifically start to feel better

Gremlin: first and only time saying this, but thank you

Space monkey: HEHEHEB YOU SAID THANK YOU YOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOU

Gremlin: Kaito,,, imma need you to do me a favor and look up on your ceiling

Space monkey: i hate you, idk what it is, but i hte you

Gremlin: good <3

Space monkey: HE REPLACED ALL MY THE STARS ON MY CELING WITH FUCKIBG DICKSSS

Space monkey: THIS IS THE LST FUCKING STRAW IM GONNA LOSE IT

Space monkey: IF MY GRANDPARENTS SEE THIS BULLSHIT THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME, SLAP ME, MAYBE BREAK MY NECK AND DESTROY MEE

Space monkey: Im GENUINLEY panicing HOW TF am i gona get this off my wal???? They are going to bbat me senselpess help me shUichi

Detective pikachu: o god, i can sense the sheer pain and scaredness in that tet,

Detective pikachu: are you for real gong to get hurt or are you pulling a kokichi?

Space monkey: FUCKING HELP ME IM NOT FUCKING JOKINGKABKCB HELP THEY ARE NOT HOME RN THEY ARE LIKEE,,,, 40 MINUTES AWAY PLEASEE

Gremlin: okay,,, maybe this wasn't the best prank.,,, i guess i'll help clean up cuz im not that much of a sociopath

Gremlin: tbh my parents can go shove it too lowkey terrible 0/10

Space monkey: AHHHH IM SO SCARED PLS PSL GET HERE FAST

be-boop: Of course, i will come, i will survey the outside of the house

Antman: Gonta is coming too! We will get this done in under 40 minutes!

Space monkey: OKAY

Gremlin: Lowkey, if i cough on you ignore it bitch your the one who made me like this

Space monkey: W HA TDONT COUGH ON ME IM NOT SICK ANYMORE

Gremlin: I will give you TB again just cuz your making me suffer

Space monkey: Suffer what??? putting dicks on my FUCKING WALL???

Gremlin: Guilt, idiot, im feeling guilty.

cum dumpster: oof thats new

emoboi: yeah i wasn't expecting it

Mr.gonstealyoman: Me neither. It is rather peculiar seeing it being texted by him because he is always feels not guilty of his bad actions.

be-boop: I do believe he means it, though...

emoboi: impossible.

cum dumpster: i agree, literally impossible.

Gremlin: I HAVE A FUCKIBG SOUL YOU CRazY CONSPIRACISTS

Antman: Quick question, shuichi can i stay with you again? It'll be dark when i get home and gonta can't do that so,,, please help

Detective pikachu: my parents are like blank slates, who eat slowly, watch tv slowly, and never look at me. Im sure they wouldn't mind :P

Antman: ALRIGHT! :D LETS GET MISSION: MR. MOMOTA ROOM REPAIR DONE!

Gremlin: ooo! I like the name! IM INNNN!

Detective pikachu: On it!

be-boop: Ready for look out!

Space monkey: I love you guys :)

AN: Im lowkey sorry i ended this chaotic mess with angst,,,, but like fr i love it i love angst,, i hate reading it but love writing it

#kokichiouma #oumota #Ougoku #chat fic #kaito momota #kiibo #miu iruma #gonta gokuhara #ryoma #angie #shuichi saihara #vr au #kirumi #maki harukawa #korekiyo #danganronpav3 #danganronpa #grossness

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Ummm can you do haikyuu reacting to their s/o getting their wisdom teeth out since I got mines out today in the morning

awww this is cute lmao i hope ure doing fine now <3 and thank u for the ask <3

HAIKYUU 3RD YEARS REACTS TO THEIR S/O GETTING THEIR WISDOM TEETH OUT

DAICHI

he' probably the one who took you to the dentist and been by your side

he always reminds you on why you should take that tooth out

a lot of chasing and hide and seek was happening before you finally gave in and said yes

when the dentist was done you're at the verge of crying and he's there holding your hand on your side "see? Its not bad?" And you replied "not bad? I look like someone who got attacked by bees" in a very graggy and incomprehensive way but your bf understood every word of what you just said

he scratched his nape and smiled brightly at you, "you are still the prettiest girl ive ever known tho, lets go grab an ice cream?" And you melted first before the ice cream

SUGA

he was so excited to know that you are going to the dentist willingly

before the big day you had a date and eat all the foods you wanted to eat

when the day arrived you were trying your best to show your brave side to him, he held your hand and said "I'll wait for you here, ok?" And kissed you on the forehead

when you went alone inside, suga ran off to the nearest convenience store and bought different types of ice cream in different flavors and asked the cashier to pack it with ice, he basically bought a mini diy fridge too

when you were done you saw him smiling carrying a some kind of a box, he walked towards you and opened it. "My cupcake deserves all the ice creams in the world. But i only found these. Hope it fits your taste."

ASAHI

he's basically hesitant to go with you when you asked him to go to the dentist but ofc he's the type of boyfriend who'll give you anything that makes you happy so he said yes

the night before the big day he researched all the things a person should do right after they got their wisdom teeth taken out

when you saw each other the next day, you were so confused on why he looks like he was going to a battle, he got his game face on, you find it cute tho so you didnt mind at all

when the procedure was done you saw him looking so worried so you assured him that you are fine and there's nothing he should be worried about

"I'm hungry. Can we eat?" And he immediately took out his notebook and you saw whats written on his notebook, DO'S AND DONT'S AFTER WISDOM TEETH EXTRACTION, you giggled and just hugged him, he's so adorable you thought

KUROO

he laughs his ass of you when you showed how scared you were, thinking about taking your wisdom tooth out

he always talks about his experience when he got his tooth out and exaggerate it just to scare you off

when you were pouting so much trying to stop the scare he hugged you while laughing, you can feel his chest vibrate while hearing that hyena laugh of his

"Come on kitten you know i am just messing with you. I'll be there. Dont ya worry." He looked at you in the eye, leaned and whispered on your ear, "Besides we cant make out immensely if that wisdom tooth is on the way. Right?" And he winked at you.

somehow when the day came, you're not that scared anymore, yeah a bit but not as much as before, "Oh kitten got so motivated when I whispered something on her ear yesterday huh?" He teased you and you just smirked at him "You better show me all you've got mister" and you winked at him to backfire he's doing. "Oh shit" is the only thing he can mutter.

YAKU

he probably always point out on why you should take that wisdom tooth of yours, he's like a mom reminding you to set an appointment to the dentist

he always sends you link on what you should do and not do before and after your tooth got taken out

when you were both in the clinic he talked to the dentist, "Doc can you at least give an extra anesthetic to my girlfriend? Her pain tolerance doesnt even reach average. She's kinda stupid and she might impulsively punch you.", "YAKU! WTH?!" and the dentist just laughed at the both of you and you dont know why but you laughed too.

"Thats my girl." You stopped when Yaku said that to you. "Just relax, I'll just be here ok? You dont have to be that scared." And he kissed your knuckles.

"You got a good boyfriend right here." The dentist said. "Nahhh he's the greatest" and you smiled at Yaku.

KAI

when he knew that you are planning to go to the dentist, he was very supportive to you

he always cheers you on and reassures you that everythin will be fine, and that he will always be there for you

"What kind of ice cream do you want to eat after? No chewing and no straws tho. Vanilla? Chocolate? Strawberry? Do you wanna go watch your favorite anime later? Do you want me to cosplay your fav character? Do you want me to give you my sweater while we're watchin your fav show?"

you got so excited to finish your appointment when he said all those things, you just want this to finish so you could cuddle and eat ice cream and watch your fav anime with your boyfriend with his sweater on

basically he got you motivated without him knowing because you know Kai has been always like that, thats why you fell in love with him, he's very caring

ASFSGSHALA OK BUT UHH YAKU'S GIF IS ✨HOT✨ IDKW LMAO ANYWAYS THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE FIRST PART, I MAY OR MAY NOT POST A PART 2, I STILL DONT KNOW YET 👉👈🥺 BUT I HOPE U ENJOYED READING AS I WAS WRITING IT 💖 MWAH 💋

M A S T E R L I S T

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dallanebbia · 4 years ago

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betsubara

title: betsubara fandom: bnha pariring: kacchako; bakugou katsuki x uraraka ochako word count: 3.9k (including text in posts) warnings: none synopsis: in which the u.a. test kitchen tries its hand at the whole youtube thing, and the internet collectively ships kacchako. bon appetit test kitchen au + socmed au notes: written for day 3 of kacchako week 2020, with the prompt ‘desserts & sweets.’ i know that BA has its share of problems, but i really wanted to write this after stumbling across ba test kitchen fanfics on ao3 and some social media aus on twitter… i have so much respect for people who make smau fics, i don’t know how you do it. ochako here is a bizarre mix of brad leone, solha el-waylly, liziqi and emmymadeinjapan, and bakguou…. is bakugou :’) ao3: [link]

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別腹 | betsubara (n.) – Japanese, second stomach for dessert

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Susan Anderson @susan.anderson – Jun 29, 2XXX My grandchildren said I would enjoy watching the UA test kitchen youtube channel, but I don’t know where to start. Can someone please give me some suggestions? Why do they change chefs in every video? 62 🗨️ 133 ⭮ 869k ♡

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↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX Replying to @susan.anderson Hi Susan! I’m the kitchen manager for @ua_testkitchen, and I’d be happy to help! We have playlists for each of our web series on our YouTube channel, but I’ll do my best to explain each series below. 23 🗨️ 241 ⭮ 3.2k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX Hot Takes – If you don’t mind some occasional foul language, this is a very popular series! Chef @bakugoukatsuki demonstrates techniques on how to make Japanese staples, from omurice to hand cut soba. It’s extremely educational! 123 🗨️ 213 ⭮ 3.5k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX Bon Appetit – This series is all about French food, with Japanese twist! Chef @foreversparkling breaks down intimidating recipes like souffles, gougeres, and quiches for the amateur cook to try at home! 89 🗨️ 165 ⭮ 2.8k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX Farm to Table – If you’re interested in where your food comes from, this is a great choice! Chef @u_ochako shows viewers what it takes to grow and cultivate ingredients. She also delves into the science behind making things like kombucha, natto, and beer! 155 🗨️ 188 ⭮ 3.9k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX From Scratch – This is our only series with two hosts! We ask our chefs @shouto and @yaomomo to tackle the challenge of recreating popular junk food and snack items entirely from scratch. These can be anything, from your favorite candy to foreign staples like Twinkies! 102 🗨️ 288 ⭮ 2.7k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX 10 Chefs – This series asks ten of our @ua_testkitchen chefs to undergo a series of culinary challenges of varying difficulties. These can range from cutting a durian to cooking a live lobster! 48 🗨️ 85 ⭮ 1.4k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX The Great U.A. Bake Off – These are special videos that showcase U.A.’s biannual dessert competition! We invite renowned chef and television star @AllMight to join as our host and judge. Our resident pastry chef @satousugarman has held the title for the past four years! 99 🗨️ 174 ⭮ 2.1k ♡

↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jun 30, 2XXX We also film various instructional videos, which are not part of any particular series. These can be recipes or in-depth guides to various kitchen tools and appliances. Hopefully these give you a good place to start, and feel free to contact me if you have any other questions! 21 🗨️ 98 ⭮ 1.1k ♡

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↳ Susan Anderson @susan.anderson – Jul 01, 2XXX Thank you, Mr. Midoriya. I started watching Farm to Table, and I’m enjoying it a lot. I do have a question – I’m reading the comments, and there’s a cooking term I’m not familiar with. What is a “kacchako?” Is it a cooking appliance? 721 🗨️ 2.1k ⭮ 8.9k ♡

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↳ Just Call Me Midoriya (✓) @dekiru – Jul 02, 2XXX Replying to @susan.anderson … Um. 202 🗨️ 4.3k ⭮ 10.4k ♡

↳ jfc they’re actually clueless @hitoshinsou – Jul 02, 2XXX Replying to @susan.anderson and @dekiru yeah @dekiru, what is a kacchako? 180 🗨️ 961 ⭮ 2.9k ♡

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“Hey guys!” Uraraka waved cheerfully at the camera. “My name is Uraraka Ochako, and welcome back to Farm to Table, a show where we explore where our food comes from!”

“For today’s episode, we’re going to be doing something a liiittle different.” On the counter was a pile of misshapen brown lumps, mottled with different black and brown spots. “On our cacao episode, a lot of you were a little… shall we say, disappointed with me, when I didn’t make chocolate out of a cacao pod.”

Uraraka’s smile turned icy, as a screenshot popped up on screen. She held up a little slip of paper from her hand and cleared her voice.

“ ‘Making chocolate isn’t easy,’ ” she read, widening her eyes for emphasis. “ ‘This girl has no idea what she’s talking about.’ ”

The dark, saccharine expression on her face never faltered as she ripped up the paper into tiny pieces, throwing bits over her shoulder.

“Now, I’m here to show you that actually, yes – making chocolate can be easy!” The hard smile was replaced by a warm grin. “My friends at Tokyo Cacao sent me some pods to work with, and lucky for us, they’re ripe and ready to go!”

She beamed, picking up a pod and showing it off to the camera. “I’ll show you guys how to turn these bad boys into chocolate - and after that, I’m gonna share one of my favorite chocolate recipes with you!”

Uraraka then grinned mischievously. “First things first – we gotta crack this little guy open.” Reaching under the countertop, she whipped out a gigantic chef’s knife. It was easily as long as Uraraka’s forearm, and the polished blade was engraved with two characters that clearly read, ‘Bakugou.’

A choking sound was heard off screen.

“Holy shit Uraraka, you took it?!” A man popped into frame, gaping at the knife in Uraraka’s hand. “Dude, Bakugou’s been looking for that all morning - he’s going to kill you for real this time!”

“Not if he doesn’t find out,” she said seriously, fixing the blonde man with a pointed look. “You’re not going to rat me out, are you, Kaminari?”

“And get killed in his Baku-rage? No thanks.” He shivered, staring at the knife as if it was going to attack him. “At least you’ve got a chance of surviving.”

Uraraka laughed, rolling her eyes. “You’re acting like he’s going to eat you or something.”

“You don’t know about poor Mineta,” Kaminari looked grave as he closed his eyes in a moment of silence, before scurrying out of frame. He called out, “If anyone, especially Bakubro, asks – I was never here!”

“O… kay?... ” Uraraka blinked at the camera for a few moments and then shook her head in amusement. “Anyways, back to the topic – opening the pod! The rind is pretty thick and slippery, so be careful where you’re cutting! The best way is to set the edge of the knife in one of the grooves and give it a good whack, like this - !”

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Pro Chef Makes Omurice | Hot Takes | U.A. Test Kitchen 3,439,062 views ･ August 29, 2XXX

To quote our favorite foul-mouthed chef: “Even a F***ing idiot can make omurice.”

Join Bakugou Katsuki in the U.A. Test Kitchen as he makes a Japanese comfort food staple, omurice. This isn’t your average, amateur omurice omelette video - Bakugou breaks down the special tricks and techniques he uses to achieve the perfect taste, shape and texture. His recipe uses buttery chicken, fried…

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“Oh fuck, that’s good,” Bakugou groaned, mouth full as he chewed. The mango-coconut tart in front of him was dotted with swirls of candied orange peel as a garnish, but it did nothing to hide the fact that the entire thing was dusted with a liberal coating of violent red chili powder.

At his side, Uraraka beamed, sniffling a little from the pervasive scent of spice in the air. “I added some lime too, just to break up the richness – it’s not too sweet?”

“S’fucking perfect.” Bakugou scarfed down the last bite of the piece in his hand. He let out another long moan, the sound of it deep and guttural, and Uraraka’s eyes widened as she stared, her cheeks turning red. “Screw it, I’m eating this for lunch.”

“Eh?” Uraraka blinked, snapping out of her daze just as the tray was snatched from her workbench. “Wait, wait – Bakugou! Give it back, I haven’t even tasted it yet!”

“Pft, like you wouldn’t down a carton of milk after one bite,” he scoffed, holding the tart above his head and trying to fend off Uraraka with his free hand as she pulled at his arm. “Fucking get off, Uraraka, I – !”

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SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Aug 17, 2XXX alright since some of y’all are fucking BLIND here’s a list of every bakugou x uraraka moment on the u.a. test kitchen youtube channel (a thread) 184 🗨️ 5.3k ⭮ 12.6k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Aug 17, 2XXX [01] the great u.a. Baking show, cheesecake: during taste tests bakugou hated every single person’s cheesecake EXCEPT uraraka’s peach and plum one. He said it was acceptable BUT THEN HE GOES BACK FOR ANOTHER PIECE 2 🗨️ 229 ⭮ 10.4k ♡

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↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Oct 28, 2XXX [33] farm to table, jicama/watermelon: bakugou says there isn’t enough heat in the dipping sauce during taste tests, uraraka then pulls out the extra spicy version she made just for him and bakugou looks flabbergasted when he tries it and then HE TAKES THE SAUCE HOME 10 🗨️ 121 ⭮ 2.4k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Nov 01, 2XXX [34] from scratch, shrimp chips: at 14:53 you can see bakugou and uraraka in the background working on something together and when aoyama comes in waving around a whisk like a madman bakugou PUTS HIS ARM AROUND HER WAIST AND PULLS HER OUT OF THE WAY 15 🗨️ 146 ⭮ 2k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Nov 01, 2XXX [35] from scratch, shrimp chips: when uraraka’s taste testing the final versions, she tells bakugou to come and try them. Bakugou grabs the chip she’s eating out of her hand and takes a bite AND THEN STUFFS IT BACK IN HER MOUTH BEFORE WALKING AWAY 29 🗨️ 132 ⭮ 2.4k ♡

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↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Jan 11, 2XXX [69] hot takes, udon: bakugou says he’s only doing this video because someone said he had to, and uraraka mouths at the camera “he can’t say no to me” and bakugou sees her doing it but just rolls his eyes HE DOESN’T DENY IT 34 🗨️ 204 ⭮ 1.8k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Jan 11, 2XXX [70] hot takes, udon: bakugou’s testing the dough consistency and yells at uraraka to come over so he can compare it TO HER CHEEKS and the man no cap says “not soft enough, it needs more pounding” and the blush on her face AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 119 🗨️ 451 ⭮ 3.6k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Jan 24, 2XXX [71] the great u.a. bake off, pavlovas: honestly just take this entire episode as proof you can FEEL the tension through the screen my god. the way they’re play-fighting/flirting throughout the episode jesus fucking christ the flavor is immaculate 85 🗨️ 154 ⭮ 2.1k ♡

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↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Mar 01, 2XXX [82] bon appetit, coq au vin: aoyama asks uraraka for help and bakugou literally spends the entire video glaring at aoyama from the background and ochako mouths “I’m almost done katsuki” at 15:43 SHE USES HIS FIRST NAME 26 🗨️ 98 ⭮ 1.9k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Mar 09, 2XXX [83] hot takes, takoyaki: uraraka asks bakugou to taste test a smoothie for her and he goes, “the one you made yesterday was better” but later he says something about hating Mondays WHICH MEANS HE AND URARAKA WERE TOGETHER OVER THE WEEKEND 37 🗨️ 159 ⭮ 2k ♡

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↳ teatime @kabedondon – 6h Replying to @retrograade the detail in this thread is scary but even more concerning is the fact that you’ve somehow managed to convince me, at the very minimum, that they’re fucking 13 🗨️ 1.1k ⭮ 4k ♡

↳ SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – 4h Replying to @kabedondon welcome to the club, hope you enjoy your stay 21 🗨️ 59 ⭮ 573 ♡

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Todoroki stared down at the gooey, green-streaked mess of chocolate in front of him mournfully. At his side, Yaoyorozu looked equally despondent, poking at the dull sheen of dark chocolate covering the biscuit in her hand.

“Should we…?” Todoroki glanced over hesitantly, and Yaoyorozu bit her lip.

“I was really hoping we’d get it this time.” She sighed heavily, before turning around. The camera zoomed out, the frame widening to show a few people milling around in the background. “Uraraka! Do you have a moment?”

A chirpy voice replied, “Sure!” Todoroki visibly sighed in relief, quickly dumping his mixing bowl into the sink of dirty dishes as Uraraka came into the shot.

“Huh, that’s definitely not right…” The brunette poked Yaoyorozu’s chocolate mixture with a frown. “What temperature did you heat this to?”

“45 degrees?” Uraraka hummed, scooping up a bit of the mixture and dumping it into her hand. She rubbed at it, frowning. “What did you use as your seeded chocolate?”

Todoroki slid the half-empty bag of chocolate chips across the counter, and Uraraka dumped a pile of them out. Little disks spilled across the marble, and she tested one piece between her clean fingers. “Uh, you know that you’re supposed to use tempered chocolate to seed, right?”

Todoroki opened his mouth, paused, then closed it abruptly. Yaoyorozu buried her face in her hands and audibly groaned.

“Hey, the good news is that you can totally reuse this!” Uraraka tried to smile encouragingly. “Did the matcha chocolate come out weird too, or –?”

“Oi, what the fuck is this?” The camera panned to the side, where Bakugou was holding up Todoroki’s abandoned mixing bowl in a fist, features twisted into a grimace. “Did all those e-cigs fry your brain, Half-and-half? Who the fuck doesn’t sift matcha before –”

“Hey, lay off of him, Bakugou.” Uraraka stomped over and snatched the bowl away. “Tempering is hard! And you know white chocolate is tricky.”

“Tch, please.” He scoffed. “What kind of idiot can’t temper chocolate?”

Uraraka’s eyes flashed, and she planted her arms on her waist. “Have you ever tempered chocolate before?”

“What kind of dumbass question is that?” Bakugou growled. “Course I have, I didn’t live under a fucking rock like these two morons.”

Yaoyorozu bristled indignantly, but Uraraka held up her hand. Todoroki just looked tired, and muttered under his breath, “Here we go again…”

“Then you wouldn’t mind giving us a demonstration, would you?” Bakugou looked at her sweet, smiling face suspiciously. “Or are you too chicken to prove it?”

Red eyes flashed dangerously. “... the fuck did you just say?”

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The video cut to a shot of lumpy, melted white goo, before zooming out to show Bakugou’s scowl. “What the fuck is wrong with this shitty chocolate?” He kept stirring, even more vigorously this time, and looked down at the mixture as if he was trying to set it on fire with his glare.

Todoroki and Yaoyorozu were tucked a little ways away, snickering quietly as they watched from a safe distance away. Across from Bakugou, leaning casually against the counter, Uraraka smiled gleefully.

“Hur-dur, ‘what kind of idiot can’t temper chocolate?’ ” she mimicked, her voice lowered in an approximation of the blonde’s low growl. Uraraka laughed, and then ducked as a chocolate-covered spatula sailed over her head.

“FUCK OFF, ROUND FACE!”

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smolbean678 reblogged kryssalys ochaakou:

reasons you should stan uraraka ochako, u.a.’s farming goddess and resident bakugou whisperer:

- has probably saved about half of the “from scratch” episodes by virtue of being the only person in the entire u.a. test kitchen who can consistently temper chocolate

- speaking of chocolate, this woman pulled the hardest flex by making her own chocolate from a raw cacao pod, and then proceeded to make chocolate chicken mole with it just to prove to the haters that she could

- is the acting president of the musutafu ninniclub, a japanese club for lovers of garlic. she also openly admits to sleeping with a ninnikyun plushie, aka the club mascot which is apparently a giant garlic clove (seriously, you can’t make this shit up guys)

- vocal advocate of Feeding Japan, a hunger relief organization that works to combat food insecurity, and is frequently seen volunteering at food banks and soup kitchens (1) (2) (3) (4)

- a lot of the ingredients she features in the “farm to table” series come from her parent’s farm! (pics) she grew up working at her parents’ stall at her hometown farmer’s market and promotes buying locally to support regional farms and businesses.

- this masterpiece of a tweet: “I love food and I love to eat. If someone wants to shame me for my body then they can go fuck themselves.”

- creates recipes that not only taste good but are also healthy, quick, easy and beginner friendly – yes, I’m looking at you, mr. bakugou “just fucking flip it and reduce for 3 days” katsuki – see the archive of her recipes here (x)

- has a tiktok dedicated entirely to trolling todoroki’s reactions with weird flavors of soba, these are my favorites (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7)

- she’s a self-taught chef who started as a dishwasher and worked up to being the sous chef at ryuko tatsuma’s restaurant dragoon before coming to the u.a. test kitchen and was regularly praised by food critics (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)

- has single-handedly saved u.a. millions of yen from that one time she stopped bakugou from ‘accidentally’ exploding an air fryer

- speaks fluent baku-rage, not to mention their chemistry is off the charts hoO BOY the slow burn is fucking real y’all

alright there’s so much more stuff but I fucking hate formatting links, so watch farm to table and follow uraraka on social media (twitter / instagram / tiktok) because this queen deserves our love. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

hoooooot-hoot:

[link] to the twitter thread for my fellow kacchako shippers, i gotchu

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“Ugh.” Uraraka glared down at the sad, deflated lumps sitting in the middle of her ramekins. “Where is Aoyama when you need him?”

“That looks pathetic,” a blunt voice said, and Uraraka sighed as Bakugou came into the camera frame, leaning over the counter to peer into one cup with a skeptical look. “What the hell are you making?”

“Well, it’s supposed to be a pistachio-strawberry souffle.” She huffed, rubbing at her neck in frustration. “I can’t figure out how to get the nuts to distribute evenly… and it’s just not rising? I don’t get it – I remade my pastry cream like, three times, I know it’s fine, and I buttered my molds but it just…”

“You try freezing the molds after you butter them?” A frown came over Uraraka’s face as she shook her head. Bakugou grabbed one of the little cups, prodding the contents with a finger, and made a face. “Keeps it from contaminating your mixture and fucking up the rise.”

“When I make them at home, they’re usually fine at room temp,” she said dejectedly. “I don’t know why I can’t get it right today.”

The camera zoomed in a little, focusing on Bakugou’s expression as he glanced towards Uraraka. He looked a little concerned, and after a beat of silence, he came around the counter to stand beside her.

“Oi, don’t get all mopey on me, Cheeks.” He nudged her shoulder lightly, settling a hand across the back of Uraraka’s neck. “You good?”

She sighed heavily, leaning a little into his hand. “Yeah, yeah, I just… I don’t know. My brain isn’t working right now.”

“Tch.” Bakugou looked over the mess of bowls spread across the counter, eyes settling on the deflated looking egg-whites on one side. “Look – I’ll help ya out, just this once. Don’t quit on me now, yeah?

She blinked, looking up at him with furrowed brows. “But I thought… don’t you have that thing, with –”

“Don’t worry ‘bout it. This is more important,” he said, shrugging off his leather jacket and rolling up his sleeves. Uraraka just looked back at him in confusion.

“But…” She bit her lip hesitantly. “Are you sure?”

“Yeah.” Bakugou smirked back at her as he tied on his apron. “I got you, Cheeks.”

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Uraraka rubbed her eyes, blinking as she gaped.

“You…” She looked up at him, chin trembling. “Did you really…?”

“Tch.” Bakugou huffed, trying to hide a smile. “What, your eyes don’t work now, Cheeks?” he teased.

“I just - ” Uraraka pinched herself, yelping at the pain, before a huge, toothy smile broke out across her face. “Oh my god, I can’t believe you actually did it.”

“You did get on your knees and beg, so…” He shrugged, snickering as Uraraka approached the counter reverently, her face glowing in sheer joy. “Ten kinds of mochi, as fuckin’ promised.”

She turned to him pleadingly. “Can I…?”

“I already took the photos.” He nodded at the spread, a rainbow of different colors delicately arranged with a pot of tea, ready to be eaten. “Go for it, babygirl.”

Uraraka already had a daifuku mochi halfway to her mouth, lips open as she got ready to take a bite, when an unfamiliar voice cut into the video.

“Wait a second.” Both of them paused to look at the camera in confusion. “Did he just call you babygirl?”

There was a beat of silence, before Uraraka’s face exploded into a bright red blush. Next to her, Bakugou quietly muttered, “Fuck.”

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[Photo: an image featuring white sheets and pillows, a woman’s bare upper back, and messy brown hair with a woman’s face half-buried in a pillow]

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SHIP KACCHAKO @retrograade – Jun 04, 2XXX RT @marsali: I. FUCKING. CALLED. IT.

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This is the sequel to my first Zuko X F! Reader pairing smau.

Trigger Warning: Mentions of car accident. Revenge. Also mature. If you are sensitive to that kind of thing, you're warned ahead of time. Read at your own risk. . .

After the car accident and problems she had with her friends, Y/n, gets to experience what it's like to be a mother and have a family of her own. And finally live of life she's always wanted, but is it really all fun and games?

Special Edition Part 20. . .

Special Edition Part 21 coming soon. . .

Y/n's P.O.V.

I stood in me and Zuko's room gathering up what I needed. Things I haven't used in a long time. My water pouch, my sword and my boomerang. During the war, while Ozai was still Fire Lord, Sokka taught me how to use a sword and a boomerang correctly. He didnt think a girl could fight better than him, but I proved him wrong. I learned how to waterbend from Pakku, just as Luna, Katara and Sapphire did. I was determined. I already wanted to take down Azula before, because of her going after Zuko. But now it's even more personal. She went after my children. The very thing me and Zuko live for. I walked out with all my gear ready to leave. I didnt care how long it took, I will get my babies back. My friends were waiting for me in the living room. Aang stepped closer to me, with his staff.

"We cant let you do this Y/n," Aang said to me.

I looked directly towards him.

"I know you can't - But I have to," I told him.

"Zuko, told us to protect you, - If you dont let us come, we cant protect you from Azula and Mai," Aang said to me in a concerned tone.

"I need you guys to stay here - And it's not because I dont want you to come - Okay, well that's partly the reason - But I need you to stay here because of Zuko. If you guys aren't with him when he comes to find us, there's no telling what he'll do," I explained.

"We just dont want you to get hurt," Aang told me.

"I know - And I love all of you guys so much, for caring as much as you do. But this is something I have to do. - And I need you guys to help by staying here and waiting for Zuko to return," I spoke.

Katara stepped closer to me.

"We'll stay here Y/n," Katara told me.

I nodded to her. Aang quickly threw his arms around me, hugging me.

"Please be careful Y/n," he begged of me.

I hugged him back.

"Dont worry, Aang, - I'll be fine-"

I leaned away from him.

"Not only am I a great waterbender, but I learned how to be a brave warrior from the best warrior in this room," I stated with a smile.

"Thank you," Suki and Sokka spoke together.

They just looked at one another in a questioning look. I chuckled. Haru stepped forward.

"Y/n, I know what you think, but I didnt mean for this to happen. I really didnt. I only left them for a minute-"

"You knew the possibilities of leaving them alone and you did it anyway," I told him not even looking at him.

"I went to the bathroom, I didnt think much of it -"

"Of course you didn't,"

"Look, Y/n, I know you hate me, but I swear it was an accident. And I will do whatever I can to help get Azula back for this,"

"I have to go,"

Before anyone could say anything else, I walked out of the house. I wont let anything happen to my precious babies.

. . .

Zuko's P.O.V.

I was on my way home with Uncle. We asked for a quick ride back home. I bounced my leg anxiously as I looked out the window.

"Zuko, why be so nervous? - Y/n is strong, you know this. She is not only a master waterbender but she is a strong brave Warrior. She will find Azula and Mai and take them both down, while also keeping your babies safe," Uncle said to me.

"I just cant believe she found us Uncle. We took precaution, how did she find us?" I asked him started to feel the anger surface.

"Because you know as well as I do that Azula is good, - too good, - I've said it once before and I'll say it again, Azula is crazy and she needs to go down, -"

"She will go down and shes gonna pay for everything she's done to me,"

"And what about Mai?"

"I honestly think Mai is just confused- She doesnt know what she wants. - She's still hurt that I broke up with her to be with Y/n,"

"But the one thing that Mai has going for her that Azula doesnt, is that she knows what it's like to love and with true love sacrifice is done willingly,"

"Uncle dont say that - I dont want to think about losing Y/n,"

"You wont Zuko - she knows what she's doing,"

. . .

Y/n's P.O.V.

After finding where Azula was hiding out, I noticed two Dia Lee agents standing guard the front doors. I took out my boomerang, calculating the angle, and throwing it, knocking them both out. I snuck my way into the building, getting past any Dia Lee agents that I saw. I stood confident in the room where Azula sat in a chair at the other end. Mai sat next to her. Why there was a fountain directly in the room I have no idea why? But it was kind of stupid. I think Azula is baiting me and she wants me to fight.

"Ah, Y/n, I was wondering when you were going to show up," Azula said to me amused.

"Where's McKenna and Kai?" I asked sternly.

"Their fine - Mai was just about to go check on them - Mai would you be a dear and go check on the babies?" Azula asked her.

"Of course," Mai responded.

Mai stood up to leave. I wanted to stop her, but that was exactly what Azula was waiting for me to do. All I did was stand there.

"I'm impressed," Azula said to me.

"Where's Ty Lee?" I asked Azula with a determined smile.

"She's hidden, - Mai and I just couldn't trust her after she transferred over to your side - Even if she was the one who told us when your babies were born," Azula explained to me.

A surprised look crossed me, as I looked at the ground.

"Ty Lee?" I spoke softly in almost a whisper.

"I can see your genuinely surprised by Ty Lee's betrayal from your side. Well, we were surprised to,"

I looked directly at Azula.

"Ty Lee's just confused. She doesnt know what she wants,"

"I'll agree with you,"

"Why haven't you thrown a strike at me yet? - Afraid I'll win,"

"Never in a million years,"

Azula gave me a knowing smirk. She jumped from her chair, firing a blue flame at me. I quickly made a water wall in front of me, blocking her flame. A knowing smile passed me.

"Is that all you've got?" I challenged.

Azula just looked at me for a minute, before jumping up throwing her foot around, shooting a powerful fire kick at me. I blocked it once again. She kept shooting at me, - I kept blocking it. She was getting angrier by the minute. That's what I was waiting for. I was waiting for her to get sloppy. I gathered up more water, throwing it directly at her. She created a fire wall to block it.

"Face it Azula - I'm stronger than you," I told her.

"Never," she called out as she shot another fire blast at me.

"You're just a worthless waterbender, - what more can you do? - Shoot water and create ice - I can create lighting," Azula bragged in her anger.

"Then why dont you?" I asked in another challenging tone.

"Dont push me,"

I gave her a challenging look. She looked at me for a few seconds. Another knowing smile crossed me as she started to create lighting. As I knew she was going to blast me, I ducked down to the floor, covering myself with a shield of ice. She blasted it, breaking it.

"You cant break me!" I spoke to her as I shot a ball of ice at her.

I struggled as I felt my hands behind my back, putting a rock cuff on me. Azula stood up as I was forced to my knees. She walked over to me.

"You forget, I have a few other tricks up my sleeve - Take her to the basement!" Azula commanded of the Dia Lee Agent.

. . .

I was thrown into the spot next to Ty Lee in the basement. My hands were transferred into metal cuffs, as I sat next to Ty Lee.

"Of course - Azula couldn't trust you - So she threw you down here to," I said to her with a scoff.

"Actually it's my fault why I'm down here," Ty Lee told me.

A confused look crossed me.

"What?"

"After I told her where your McKenna and Kai were, I felt so terrible-"

"Why did you?"

"She threatened the person I was closest to, -"

"Mai?"

"No - You -"

I didnt know what to say as I looked at her.

"She threatened to hurt you and I couldn't let that happen, so I told her where they were and when they were born. But after I did, I felt so terrible, - so I attacked her and I was doing well too, but she ordered an attack on me from the Dia Lee, and I was put down here,"

I pressed my lips together.

"Thanks Ty,"

"For what? I failed to protect you,"

"Yes, but you tried, that's all I could ask,"

"I'm sorry Y/n, for everything,"

"Dont apologize-"

I looked at the floor and noticed some water that was absorbed into the floor. I wasn't saying anything as I was just staring at it.

"Y/n?"

I said nothing as I continued staring. I struggled to move my hands into a position to where I could bend. As I started to bend the water from the floor as I talked to Ty Lee.

"Zuko is going to be on his way soon. Hopefully the rest of our friends will be with him. I told them to get a hold of Zuko, and tell him what happened. Just before I left, I told Aang and everyone else to stay there and wait for him. Once he got back they could come together and together we can beat Azula once and for all,"

"What's your plan?"

I started to bend the water towards me.

"My plan is to get our cuffs off, but we're not gonna make a move until later tonight,"

"Why not? With the two of us we can beat her,"

"Not with the Dia Lee stuck up her a*s - Trust me Ty, tonight's a full moon - Azula's going to pay,"

I covered the cuffs with water, freezing it until it exploded. I turned doing the same with Ty Lee's. Tonight, Azula's going to regret every messing with my family.

Special Edition To Be Continued. . .

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