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ive only had fuyume hanamura and raika houjou for like 10 minutes but if anything happened to them id kill everyone at happyelements and then myself
#cryn rambles#enstars#theyre both me actually one of them cosplays and the other one likes birds and is an idiot#this goes for the baby 12 year old one too. ESPECIALLY actually. happy elements im watching you#i dont trust you to be normal#lazer rambles
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if those spoilers are accurate this arc is going to be a trainwreck of previously unseen magnitude
#nightheart#frostpaw#warriors#warrior cats#wc spoilers#do you trust these writers to be normal about this plotline?#i dont!#asc spoilers#warrior cats spoilers
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I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution
#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones#their magic phones. theyre scrolls#mia.txt#tes#skyrim#oh no wait i forgot j'zargo wants the position & actively tries to kill you (these are separate events but still probably not unrelated)#and nirya's gunning for it too. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there and don't do anything#i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right#reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him#and he's the new boss' special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it#dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities)#(yes i know this is just how tamrielic mage guilds are but i just think its funny bc everyone fucking hates them specifically#like the rest of the town despises them and allegedly the nords have a special disdain for magic so its kind of funny that they make no#attempt to like. be more normal to gain the locals' trust#and you know what? good for them. fuck them nords)#ulothir#<- mentioned in the tags lmfao
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The strugglersss
#my art#funger#fear and hunger#cahara#d'arce cataliss#enki ankarian#ragnvaldr#man i love doing mockup fake charms and such its so fun#my sideblog followers already know from my doodles that ive been playing funger for the past month#but now im inflicting the horror crew onto main blog as well sorry#man what a good game no other caused me such primal fear of 'not wanting to be there' like funger does im sooo normal about it trust me#but heads up to those who dont know it is a very dark game with a lot of fucked up stuff you have been warned
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Okay since mp100 is on Netflix how much do you wanna bet that people are gonna go into it expecting a comedy, knowing Reigen from the memes, not aware it'll snap your spine in half and then gently piece it back together and give you instructions on the healing process. Like I watched it expecting a fun comedy show I could bond with my friend over. I feel like we've given everyone a very incorrect idea of what mp100 is about and I'm very curious as to how many people will watch it for the jokes and then accidentally get hooked on it. Which tbh I'm very excited for. And also same. Come closer this is an innocent funny action show it won't leave you reevaluating how you view your relationships to other people and how you view your relationship with yourself. It will definitely not hit every neurodivergent weird kid square in the jaw. Come closer.
#by neurodivergent i dont just mean adhd and autism. btw.#mp100#this is just me rambling#because like. oh boy.#season three isnt out on netflix yet. hopefully its coming soon#come closer guys this wont kill you. you will be so normal after this show. trust me. take my hand.
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Transcript:
Gabriel : Yes, I do know. It seems like you could even KILL OUR BABY for your career.
*whipcrack.mp3*
Gabriel : AGH!
V1 : What the fuck. How could you?
*whipcrack.mp3*
Gabriel : D-AGH!
*whipcrack.mp3*
Gabriel : Mmm...
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#hey you know how i said the next few posts would be normal. well. im not sure this one counts.#you guys know how it is around here. i dont have to explain#so this is what the whiplash is really for... i see.#the implication that v1 is the one who is pregnant. this is a lot.#how am i supposed to transcribe these sounds. i will never know#i trust that you are all chronically online enough to know what this is about#had to leave the music for this one. it adds to the experience#oops i forgot the main tags
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Ever since Saturday I’ve been checking the gemPearl tag here like a rabid animal starving to death and the only thing that can quench my hunger is GemPearl posts, you get me?
#gempearl#wild life smp#wild life#I’m sooo normal about them trust#that being said#“and YOU betrayed me last session so I don’t love you!”#“you were camel buddies! what’s happened in the time-?”#“AND THEN SHE 2V1’D ME!!”#THE DIVORCE ARC IS REAL GUYS AND I DONT LIKE IT 💔💔
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i was hacked by a very unhappy man!
#dimension 20#never stop blowing up#nsbu#d20 nsbu#g13#g13 nsbu#usha rao#MY TASTE IN FICTIONAL CHARACTERS GETS WORSE AND WORSE BY THE DAY!!!!!#sorgy. i cant help it every time a character is even slightly sympathetic i fall for it every time#i acknowledge that he is rude to everyone around him and the reason why he is so isolated from every body#is that he is egotistical and drives people away on purpose#like if u are not useful to him then he doesnt like you#but that in and of itself is so sad. hes just really sad#and a dick. and its funny#“we can have an old ladies night out” “maybe you can have that one by yourself” LMAO#ALSO USHA IS SO FUNNY U HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I WAS LAUGHING TODAY#“i made my own alcohol during the prohibition” SHES 100 YEARS OLD AT BEST. AND FROM INDIA#i think these two are my favorite characters this far and i dont know what that says abt me#oh not even mentioning the inherent tragedy of fictional character who knows theyre not real and wants to escape into the real world#tell me g13. why do you want people? huh? HUH?#im also being influenced by his nature of being a loser and also i like computers and computer symbolism#im normal you can trust me#i could go on about how usha and g13 are alike in their refusal to change#but i need to sleep#nsbu spoilers
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ohhh i get it. so it will come back is jarthur from john's pov and francesca is from arthur's pov
#i listened to 43 y'all and when i tell you YOU ARE NOT PREPARED#do with that information what you will#:3#anyways yeah. “dont be kind to me / honey dont feed me i will come back”#“you dont understand / you should never know / how easy you are to need”#is that not the most john coded thing ever#or “give me mercy no more / it's a kindness you can't afford”#LIKE. LIKE “I TRUST YOU.” “YOU SHOULDN'T. IT WILL BE THE DEATH OF YOU”#ever since i saw hozier live i have not been normal#the entirety of francesca fits malevolent so well it makes me sick#“a cancer that grows / each piece of your body that it takes”#muttering incoherently#“if i could hold you for a minute / darling i'd go through it again”#hozier#unreal unearth#it will come back#francesca hozier#music#lee speaks#shitpost#malevolent#jarthur#private eyes#malevolent podcast#john doe malevolent#arthur lester
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House this, Wilson that, I want HIM studied
#foreman house md#house md#hatecrimes md#I think it's probably the generational diagnostitian trauma#but I feel there’s something else#points at him#YOU ARE TOO NORMAL I DONT TRUST IT#because he is actually the opposite of normal methinks
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i love the idea of little normal inheriting the doodler psychic connection somehow
#IM SO SRRORY IF THIS IS OOC. I AM SO SORRRRY… PELASE FORGIVE ME GODS#i want to explore theior dynamic more but. i fear it will be ooc……#sparrow looks a lot like my henry design. i feel like i should fix that but. i dont! want to!! it is funnier that way!!!#playign aroudn with other brushes in this too btw#i lvoe you random jing paint brush i got for free but. im going back to the defaults#studio pen my beloved#dndads#dungeons and daddies#normal oak swallows garcia#normal oak#sparrow oak#sparrow telling normal not to trust to doodler and that thing is NOT your friend etc etc etc#lark trying to figure it out so he can somehow kill the doodler through norm or somehtigng#it is all very scary!!!! normal is a little guy!!!!!#i think he would try to hide it probabyl. like oooo erm dood. left#sorry dad…. waaa…#and then he turns around and continues playing with dood (in secret)#i think hero knows but it letz normal be happy so shes very conflicted
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I will scream at every non-romantic post I see about these guys. Writers be not afraid. I will love their non-romance fics. I'll blow up your coment section all alone if I have to. I will find you. Artists be not afraid. I will reach tag limit on your artpiece. If I see it at least. And if I don't, I will eventually. Or I'll try. Or @me so I won't fail you.
#i love them#i'd love to talk about them#if you want to talk about them just spawn in my direct messages#i have 0 problem dont be shy#i have done way too much research and headcanons about this 3 guys..#seriously. if you're an artist (draw or write) who thinks that if you post about this 3 guys you will get 0 notes dont worry#you will get mine screaming crying throwing up because i just love this guys. they're not the fandom favorites but they're mine and yours.#trust me#i will not fail.#so yes. come into my dm's whenever you want to ramble about them! i have 0 time to make anything but im more than happy to share!#i NEED so desesperately some non-romantic holm/mickbell fics... but I can't write them... so if I can inspire someone ill be happy#if there's some fic out there non-romantic/sexual about them please send me the link because i need to consume it.#this fandom is no safe for sex-repulsed individuals like myself. nor it is for people who doesnt want to read romance. like me. im doomed.#mickbell tomas#holm kranom#holm#mickbell#sorry for this but i need to talk about them. im very normal i swear#seriously be not afraid to dm me just throwing all your headcanoms or some scene you have in mind about them#im very normal about them and surely so are you. right?#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#delicious in dungeon#im here supporting my fellow non-romance people#[we're 3 but it doesnt matter]
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Tryna get people to view your art is so hard MANNN X_X like am I supposed to post?? This shit??
(JK im mostly grateful for anyone who likes my stuff!! :w:) (yes there's a typo in the drawing, IGNORE THAT) (I drew this months ago btw)
#i have a feeling i might regret posting this#HELP#I SWEAR IM NORMAL#trust 🙏#tadc fanart#tadc art#artists on tumblr#digital art#tadc jax#the amazing digital circus fanart#the amazing digital circus#tadc#jax tadc#if you get it... you get it#PLEASE DONT SEND ME TO TGE FORTH DIMENSION
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not a lot of people play with hisoka's femininity and i think thats such a wasted potential. Like where are the fics where Hisoka is the one disguised as the woman in the hisoillu fics i am tired of seeing illumi as the girly girl transformer hisoka can pull that shit off with 0 transformation hes like. the dream buff mommy anyone would ever dream of come on. come onnnn can u imagine him in a red dress with a slit up to his waist like GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD he can pull off anything. Yeah this post may just be me simping over that specific image tbh because god. GODDDDDDDDDDD-
#maybe im just sleep deprived and in the maladaptive daydreamer zone right now but god.#hisoka. hisoka dressed in a feminine way with she/her pronouns god god g odogdogdogdogdruhgkesgkjanekfnaswfgvadegknsd#IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS TRUST ME GUYS I CAN BE TRUSTED AROUND SHE/HER HISOKA I CAN BE TRUS--#(im insane)#“why dont you write it yourself” I WILL. MARK MY WORDS. just. im a super slow writer hahaaaaaaa.... im sooo slow.... but ill get to it#maybe.... sometime next year...........#hxh#hunter x hunter#hisoka#hisoka morow#hisoillu#illumi#illumi zoldyck#hisoka x illumi#my post#or should i say. my dream-
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Are you a proshipper?
what if the world was made of pudding
#sorry ive been asked this exact thing like 4 times and i answer it differently everytime#i dont CARE i dont CARE what people JERK IT TO but that lines up EXACTLY with the definition of proshipper so i fucking GUESS#where im from its called being normal. its internet etiquette to not seek out shit that piss you off. u dont have to care i promise#or call me a freak and block me for the both of us. curate your online experience <- thats also a proship ideal ewwww#unless this is one of those who thinks proship means darkship? in this case that still depends on your definition of darkship#going by mine - u still shouldnt be surprised when i have a fav ship like garyjohn. but no i dont think i like anything more fucked up#sorry i went in tangents but theres absolutely much more i wanna say. its 2:30 am rn and i dont trust myself enough tho.
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The monk gave a small smile. “This is merely the result of my observation, but you seem to enjoy mentoring those young sorcerers.”
Sukuna groaned. “Not you, too. Did Gojo send you here?”
Chapter 35, A Gentler World.
#[my art]#jjk#sikuna#do i wanna tag sukuna.#uhm#i dare not LMAO#uraume#jujutsu kaisen#anyways ive been in love with this one fic#its a SI-sukuna called A Gentler World#if youre a sucker for hard won fluff and good old 'dont trust me im dangerous'#then this fic is For You !!#i am foaming at the mouth. i dont wanna tag thr author of this fic#i dont even wanna know if they have tumblr or not#JUST KNOW THAT I ABSOLUTELY LOOOOVE YOUR FICCCCC#AND ALSO YOUR OTHER ONE !! ISOTBS !!!! <- is crying violently at recent chapters.#anyways#ive been normal.#oh yeah and also this is my first time drawing sukuna and im quite proud of it lmao
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