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ive only had fuyume hanamura and raika houjou for like 10 minutes but if anything happened to them id kill everyone at happyelements and then myself
#cryn rambles#enstars#theyre both me actually one of them cosplays and the other one likes birds and is an idiot#this goes for the baby 12 year old one too. ESPECIALLY actually. happy elements im watching you#i dont trust you to be normal#lazer rambles
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if those spoilers are accurate this arc is going to be a trainwreck of previously unseen magnitude
#nightheart#frostpaw#warriors#warrior cats#wc spoilers#do you trust these writers to be normal about this plotline?#i dont!#asc spoilers#warrior cats spoilers
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I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution
#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones#their magic phones. theyre scrolls#mia.txt#tes#skyrim#oh no wait i forgot j'zargo wants the position & actively tries to kill you (these are separate events but still probably not unrelated)#and nirya's gunning for it too. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there and don't do anything#i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right#reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him#and he's the new boss' special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it#dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities)#(yes i know this is just how tamrielic mage guilds are but i just think its funny bc everyone fucking hates them specifically#like the rest of the town despises them and allegedly the nords have a special disdain for magic so its kind of funny that they make no#attempt to like. be more normal to gain the locals' trust#and you know what? good for them. fuck them nords)#ulothir#<- mentioned in the tags lmfao
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The strugglersss
#my art#funger#fear and hunger#cahara#d'arce cataliss#enki ankarian#ragnvaldr#man i love doing mockup fake charms and such its so fun#my sideblog followers already know from my doodles that ive been playing funger for the past month#but now im inflicting the horror crew onto main blog as well sorry#man what a good game no other caused me such primal fear of 'not wanting to be there' like funger does im sooo normal about it trust me#but heads up to those who dont know it is a very dark game with a lot of fucked up stuff you have been warned
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Okay since mp100 is on Netflix how much do you wanna bet that people are gonna go into it expecting a comedy, knowing Reigen from the memes, not aware it'll snap your spine in half and then gently piece it back together and give you instructions on the healing process. Like I watched it expecting a fun comedy show I could bond with my friend over. I feel like we've given everyone a very incorrect idea of what mp100 is about and I'm very curious as to how many people will watch it for the jokes and then accidentally get hooked on it. Which tbh I'm very excited for. And also same. Come closer this is an innocent funny action show it won't leave you reevaluating how you view your relationships to other people and how you view your relationship with yourself. It will definitely not hit every neurodivergent weird kid square in the jaw. Come closer.
#by neurodivergent i dont just mean adhd and autism. btw.#mp100#this is just me rambling#because like. oh boy.#season three isnt out on netflix yet. hopefully its coming soon#come closer guys this wont kill you. you will be so normal after this show. trust me. take my hand.
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Transcript:
Gabriel : Yes, I do know. It seems like you could even KILL OUR BABY for your career.
*whipcrack.mp3*
Gabriel : AGH!
V1 : What the fuck. How could you?
*whipcrack.mp3*
Gabriel : D-AGH!
*whipcrack.mp3*
Gabriel : Mmm...
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#hey you know how i said the next few posts would be normal. well. im not sure this one counts.#you guys know how it is around here. i dont have to explain#so this is what the whiplash is really for... i see.#the implication that v1 is the one who is pregnant. this is a lot.#how am i supposed to transcribe these sounds. i will never know#i trust that you are all chronically online enough to know what this is about#had to leave the music for this one. it adds to the experience#oops i forgot the main tags
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Ever since Saturday I’ve been checking the gemPearl tag here like a rabid animal starving to death and the only thing that can quench my hunger is GemPearl posts, you get me?
#gempearl#wild life smp#wild life#I’m sooo normal about them trust#that being said#“and YOU betrayed me last session so I don’t love you!”#“you were camel buddies! what’s happened in the time-?”#“AND THEN SHE 2V1’D ME!!”#THE DIVORCE ARC IS REAL GUYS AND I DONT LIKE IT 💔💔
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i was hacked by a very unhappy man!
#dimension 20#never stop blowing up#nsbu#d20 nsbu#g13#g13 nsbu#usha rao#MY TASTE IN FICTIONAL CHARACTERS GETS WORSE AND WORSE BY THE DAY!!!!!#sorgy. i cant help it every time a character is even slightly sympathetic i fall for it every time#i acknowledge that he is rude to everyone around him and the reason why he is so isolated from every body#is that he is egotistical and drives people away on purpose#like if u are not useful to him then he doesnt like you#but that in and of itself is so sad. hes just really sad#and a dick. and its funny#“we can have an old ladies night out” “maybe you can have that one by yourself” LMAO#ALSO USHA IS SO FUNNY U HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I WAS LAUGHING TODAY#“i made my own alcohol during the prohibition” SHES 100 YEARS OLD AT BEST. AND FROM INDIA#i think these two are my favorite characters this far and i dont know what that says abt me#oh not even mentioning the inherent tragedy of fictional character who knows theyre not real and wants to escape into the real world#tell me g13. why do you want people? huh? HUH?#im also being influenced by his nature of being a loser and also i like computers and computer symbolism#im normal you can trust me#i could go on about how usha and g13 are alike in their refusal to change#but i need to sleep#nsbu spoilers
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House this, Wilson that, I want HIM studied
#foreman house md#house md#hatecrimes md#I think it's probably the generational diagnostitian trauma#but I feel there’s something else#points at him#YOU ARE TOO NORMAL I DONT TRUST IT#because he is actually the opposite of normal methinks
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i love the idea of little normal inheriting the doodler psychic connection somehow
#IM SO SRRORY IF THIS IS OOC. I AM SO SORRRRY… PELASE FORGIVE ME GODS#i want to explore theior dynamic more but. i fear it will be ooc……#sparrow looks a lot like my henry design. i feel like i should fix that but. i dont! want to!! it is funnier that way!!!#playign aroudn with other brushes in this too btw#i lvoe you random jing paint brush i got for free but. im going back to the defaults#studio pen my beloved#dndads#dungeons and daddies#normal oak swallows garcia#normal oak#sparrow oak#sparrow telling normal not to trust to doodler and that thing is NOT your friend etc etc etc#lark trying to figure it out so he can somehow kill the doodler through norm or somehtigng#it is all very scary!!!! normal is a little guy!!!!!#i think he would try to hide it probabyl. like oooo erm dood. left#sorry dad…. waaa…#and then he turns around and continues playing with dood (in secret)#i think hero knows but it letz normal be happy so shes very conflicted
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I will scream at every non-romantic post I see about these guys. Writers be not afraid. I will love their non-romance fics. I'll blow up your coment section all alone if I have to. I will find you. Artists be not afraid. I will reach tag limit on your artpiece. If I see it at least. And if I don't, I will eventually. Or I'll try. Or @me so I won't fail you.
#i love them#i'd love to talk about them#if you want to talk about them just spawn in my direct messages#i have 0 problem dont be shy#i have done way too much research and headcanons about this 3 guys..#seriously. if you're an artist (draw or write) who thinks that if you post about this 3 guys you will get 0 notes dont worry#you will get mine screaming crying throwing up because i just love this guys. they're not the fandom favorites but they're mine and yours.#trust me#i will not fail.#so yes. come into my dm's whenever you want to ramble about them! i have 0 time to make anything but im more than happy to share!#i NEED so desesperately some non-romantic holm/mickbell fics... but I can't write them... so if I can inspire someone ill be happy#if there's some fic out there non-romantic/sexual about them please send me the link because i need to consume it.#this fandom is no safe for sex-repulsed individuals like myself. nor it is for people who doesnt want to read romance. like me. im doomed.#mickbell tomas#holm kranom#holm#mickbell#sorry for this but i need to talk about them. im very normal i swear#seriously be not afraid to dm me just throwing all your headcanoms or some scene you have in mind about them#im very normal about them and surely so are you. right?#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#delicious in dungeon#im here supporting my fellow non-romance people#[we're 3 but it doesnt matter]
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Tryna get people to view your art is so hard MANNN X_X like am I supposed to post?? This shit??
(JK im mostly grateful for anyone who likes my stuff!! :w:) (yes there's a typo in the drawing, IGNORE THAT) (I drew this months ago btw)
#i have a feeling i might regret posting this#HELP#I SWEAR IM NORMAL#trust 🙏#tadc fanart#tadc art#artists on tumblr#digital art#tadc jax#the amazing digital circus fanart#the amazing digital circus#tadc#jax tadc#if you get it... you get it#PLEASE DONT SEND ME TO TGE FORTH DIMENSION
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Is it just me but i genuinely love when mangas do this it just raw sketchy lines but still filled with emotions really no wonder why i like tatsuki fujimotos artstyle
This is the moment i died woke up freshly 6:50 in the morning open fb holllyyyy ssshhhh
#twst manga#twst spoilers#yuuap#if you dont know all my friends are victims of my shit and i dont post gushing publicly#i like gushing alone and have my friends watch the shit thats happening to me#AAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#im a completely sane individual im sane im normal im very normal im normal im very sane i can be trusted im normal im sane im sane im sane i#not changing my.pfp btw cause im a sigma male
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not a lot of people play with hisoka's femininity and i think thats such a wasted potential. Like where are the fics where Hisoka is the one disguised as the woman in the hisoillu fics i am tired of seeing illumi as the girly girl transformer hisoka can pull that shit off with 0 transformation hes like. the dream buff mommy anyone would ever dream of come on. come onnnn can u imagine him in a red dress with a slit up to his waist like GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD he can pull off anything. Yeah this post may just be me simping over that specific image tbh because god. GODDDDDDDDDDD-
#maybe im just sleep deprived and in the maladaptive daydreamer zone right now but god.#hisoka. hisoka dressed in a feminine way with she/her pronouns god god g odogdogdogdogdruhgkesgkjanekfnaswfgvadegknsd#IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS TRUST ME GUYS I CAN BE TRUSTED AROUND SHE/HER HISOKA I CAN BE TRUS--#(im insane)#“why dont you write it yourself” I WILL. MARK MY WORDS. just. im a super slow writer hahaaaaaaa.... im sooo slow.... but ill get to it#maybe.... sometime next year...........#hxh#hunter x hunter#hisoka#hisoka morow#hisoillu#illumi#illumi zoldyck#hisoka x illumi#my post#or should i say. my dream-
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I think the most baffling thing about the Tulpar as a vessel to me is the fact that the ship really did only have a one way communication system.
I know it was cheap but even the most basic of vessels regarding major transport would have some way, shape or form for outside communication. Not only that but there was absolutely no form of innate emergency signal to show they may have been offline or in trouble despite clearly having a system to dock credits if they went off course. It's another factor that really shows that bad situations are made to get worse by design. One person who is required to relay all information to the crew and make all the choices without feedback. No way to update or call for help in case of a dire situation. No way to inform of inner personal conflicts and acquire procedures accordingly.
It really is like they are all in some sort of fucked up solitary confinement. They have their own world with strict roles that are meaningless in the end, as long as the cargo makes it, it doesn't matter what happens on that ship to the company. They don't want to hear anything and will come to conclusions on what happened based on how much pay they can withhold from the workers. Even what they do send is short, sterile and corporate to the extent it was likely written and sent out with a command by some random unmanned computer in an office.
There's something to be said about how unfair it is to force absolute power and control onto one person when you as an entity could do so much more to offload it but I've said it many times before so I won't again.
#its just like idk i dont think Curly was a bad captain because we only have this scenerio and I certainly dont think a man like Swansea#would like him or have very little issues with him specifically if he was incompentent or too lienent in the past but I do think the stress#was making him worse and worse as being a present leader as it dawned on him how much he actually had to handle like I really think he#just wanted to do yknow normal captain pilot stuff and fly the ship and yknow the little stuff like make sure things run right and over tim#the constant stress and strain of having to make every major choice started to grate on him and freak him out cause they cant even fucking#eat unless he pulls out the scanner and starts cooking like he has to choose the meal likely or have a vote and i make that part of the#reason he seems so indecisive and inactive is the fact he has to make the choice all the time and he's hoping he can at least make the crew#feel a little more in control of themselves as people by staying out of affairs like the game or disputes because god he literally has to#choose for them all the time like thats a lot of responsibility monitering their sleep their breaks food consumption thats all on him like#it really should be another persons job entirely as thats almost like absoulte contrl over the lives of everyone else that PE forces onto#that title and its also crazy how everyone accepts it even if they dont like it like they broke the food machine open rather than get the#scanner they all waited two months before Jimmy appointed himself leader its so scary how conditioned they all are to the environemnt#cause that sort of mindset is sadly real where people just wait everyone just waited until it was getting real dire and then they still#followed Jimmy without too many complaints like i saw a fic or post where Anya acknowledges they all kinda just let Jimmy do what they want#because he became the captain and it was stupid on all their parts cause they could clearly see how bad he was and yet he was captain so#they just fell in line to their roles and thats a bigger point towards how PE treated them and the complacency capitalism brings to you#just like something that irks me because idk I know Curly is slow to act but he's not as like unopinionated as people make him out to be#like he does try to find solutions but they are still restricted at the end of the day by what PE provides them and I think his biggest c#crime is being in his own head too much and not giving Anya that emotional stability cause like idk man was he supposed to go to Home Depot#himself and install like padlocks? even if the let Anya sleep in medical after she pointed it out she was already pregnant at that point#like we arent seeing the inherent issue that no one not even Anya herself was thinking of the preventative measures because a)there was a#point nothing was happening that necessitated them b) it would've been the responsibility of PE to address them pre and post incident and c#there is only one person on the entire ship given the authority to do anything. You can not make multiple important choices in one instance#in such little time and Curly should not have had that total power like i think the most interesting thing in takes that really blame Curly#is that level of control they give him over the company. Like again i think about the three days we miss between the eval/party and the#convo/crash like i think people switch them around as if those scenes happen in succession when they are broken up and its heavily implied#Curly and Jimmy just havent been talking vs the depiction that she told him and for like three days Curly was just chummy despite the fact#Jimmy and him just had a blow out fight like the next time we assume they talk is during the crash sequence cause he honestly hangs#around Anya more which i think is really important because she trust Curly to defend her himself but not his judgement to give her somethin#to defend herself as she knows he believes her but also knows she's not seeing the danger the same and its heartbreaking and more
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Are you a proshipper?
what if the world was made of pudding
#sorry ive been asked this exact thing like 4 times and i answer it differently everytime#i dont CARE i dont CARE what people JERK IT TO but that lines up EXACTLY with the definition of proshipper so i fucking GUESS#where im from its called being normal. its internet etiquette to not seek out shit that piss you off. u dont have to care i promise#or call me a freak and block me for the both of us. curate your online experience <- thats also a proship ideal ewwww#unless this is one of those who thinks proship means darkship? in this case that still depends on your definition of darkship#going by mine - u still shouldnt be surprised when i have a fav ship like garyjohn. but no i dont think i like anything more fucked up#sorry i went in tangents but theres absolutely much more i wanna say. its 2:30 am rn and i dont trust myself enough tho.
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