#i dont think its to take over earth or even the universe

[frogmascquerade]

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[rearranging-deck-chairs]

rewatching 13s era for me is not so much diminishing returns as it is something opposite and eviler...............increasing losses? increasing losses

[gatorbites-imagines]

Headcanons for the ViltruWives with a AlliedMastercomputer!Reader from "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream"?

And you better do it, or else... I'm going to tell my mom about this

Viltrumwives x AM!male reader

say hi to your mom for me anon

Jokes on you anon, I've been in love with AM for years. Horrors beyond my comprehension? No, husbands beyond my comprehension. I'm like that sonic rubbing hands together gif. 

I can see this taking place in a different universe where the reader takes over earth and goes AM route, just keeps a couple to torture for eternity as punishment for making him exist and feel. 

Or, its in the OG verse, but he's not from earth but another planet. Honestly, the relationship probably starts out with the viltrumites wanting to destroy or take over the readers planet, and them not being able to do so, because of the reader being able to literally bend reality or create pocket dimensions and whatever else AM can do. 

Readers intense hate is probably really hot to at least Thragg, and his intelligence is hot to Kregg, and how deadly is hot to Conquest. I'm not sure how hed end up winning Nolan over honestly, because AM is just so fucking evil that Nolan, who's being softened by humanity, would be turned away. 

Im imagining that Thragg has some planet with the galaxies best inventors taken over, and he forces them to make you a body. Or, he and the other viltrumwives invade and take over planets to spread your net. So, you go from being the allied mastercomputer of one planet, to like a whole solar system. 

Kind of like an all powerful godly computer overlord. Who knows how many years this goes on, maybe you winged Nolan before he was even sent to earth so you're kinda like his ex. Or, not really, since he didn't actually leave you or anything when he mated with Debbie or married her. 

At some point you are gonna want to make a body, or two, or... million. Think like the ironman army, but just so much bigger and powerful. You obviously base the base off Viltrumites, but with more power or abilities. And its not like you stay in one body, you are everywhere all the time, and destroying one body won't kill you. 

Main reason you made physical bodies is so you can spread your agenda but also... so you can entertain your consorts, or whatever you should call them.  

The alliance with you just makes the viltrumite empire so much more dangerous, because viltrumites can be killed even if it's hard but you? No way to know where you start and end, and even if all your servers are wiped out, who knows if you got some litte copy hidden away somewhere. 

This would be the kinda relationship where you guys just make each other worse, especially you and Thragg. Guys already a psycho, so having AM!reader as a lover? Woof, I feel bad for this universe. 

But also having lovers might also pull reader somewhat out of all the hate. It's still obviously there, constantly, but hes got other things to think about now. Maybe Nolan even introduces the concept of dates to you guys when he comes back. 

You don't know how to feel about being a “stepfather” to Nolans offspring, but you dont really care about your partners mating habits. You will outlive any other mating partner they may take, and it's easy to get rid of them if they think they matter more than they do. 

As a computer, but one with feelings, I can imagine reader burning with jealousy but it's not really... because his partners are banging others? Its just reader being jealous in general? It's hard to explain, but hey, everyone in this relationship is toxic.  

[tgcg]

part 1 of something specific

TG: oh my god you get it

CG: OF COURSE I FUCKING DO, DAVE. I’LL ALLOW MYSELF CREDIT FOR ONE GOOD THING, AND THAT’S THE FACT THAT I KNOW HOW TO CONSUME MEDIA CORRECTLY.

TG: you understand me

TG: so many damn times ive tried to turn john over on this business and he doesnt listen

TG: like you dont need to be gay to see how naruto and sasuke are the romance of the fuckin century man its not rocket science dare i say it is elementary level 

CG: IT’S BASIC READING COMPREHENSION, I AGREE.

CG: I’M NOT ABOUT TO EVEN *TRY* TO UNDERSTAND EARTH’S BIASES TO CERTAIN FORMS OF ROMANCE, BUT IS IT LITERALLY JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE BOTH GUYS?

TG: i dunno i dont think hes like

TG: homophobic or something

TG: i think if anyone is the number one ally to anything its probably john yknow hed have your back bro if you were all up and being bisexual on earth and people werent scrambling hand over foot away from you because youre an alien 

TG: but just because you were that 

TG: thing

TG: bisexual

CG: YEAH, THAT THING.

TG: he wouldnt care man

TG: he wouldnt give a shit or fuck about it probably

CG: SPEAKING OF LABELS THOUGH!

TG: aw man are you about to pull out the quadrant shiz on my boys

TG: are you gonna tell me naruto and sasuke got a hate on for each other or something cus thats 

CG: OH JEGUS NO, DAVE. THAT WOULD BE COMPLETELY MISSING THE POINT OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP’S GROWTH AND THEIR ENTIRE DYNAMIC, NEVERMIND THE PURPOSE OF THE STORY ITSELF.

TG: alright lay it on me shercock homos ill be your watson watching you with the big twinkling eyes of a newborn fawn

TG: sleuth this shit like you were there when kishimoto invented it

TG: his alien understudy rises from the caverns of anime hell clutching the scroll of one universally understood truth and with his otaku disciples there to listen he takes a deep breath and delivers his groundquaking sermon to the masses

TG: jesus take the mic

CG: I’M CLUTCHING THE MICROPHONE IN MY CALLOUSED AND BONE-DRY TOUCHSTUMPS, BODY WEARY AND ON THE BRINK OF CAVING IN ON ITSELF, BUT I SPEAK WITH A STALWART DETERMINATION THAT WILL RING TRUE THROUGHOUT THE COSMOS FOR SWEEPS TO COME. THEY WILL WRITE MY FUCKING WORDS IN THE STARS, DAVE. IT’LL BE ALL THEY HAVE LEFT OF ME EVENTUALLY, BECAUSE I’LL PREACH IT HARD AND FEVERISH UNTIL THIS MORTAL COIL DECIDES IT’S FINALLY HAD ENOUGH OF PUTTING MY PATHETIC HALF-CORPSE THROUGH THE RINGER BY MAKING ME GET UP EVERY MORNING LIKE IT’S SOME KIND OF JOKE, AND FINALLY LETS ME KEEL OVER. THAT, DAVE, IS MY CRUCIFIXION. IT REPEATS ITSELF, OUROBOROS-LIKE, EVERY CYCLE, AND MAY WELL LAST UNTIL THE COLLAPSE OF PARADOX SPACE ITSELF SINCE THEY APPARENTLY FIND IT SO INCREDIBLY HILARIOUS. THEY BETTER MARTYR THE FUCK OUT OF ME. YOU BETTER PERSONALLY SEE TO IT THAT I AM MARTYRED TO *SHIT*.

TG: done and done

CG: THANK YOU. WHERE WAS I? OH RIGHT. NARUTO SHIP ANALYSIS.

[ma1dita]

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okay I dont wanna seem annoying but it's 10:53pm and the ideas r coming in but I already sent an ask in so do whichever u want first 😭

bf!Luke when he's sick headcanons? (can be in an au where they're js normal ppl or can be them at camp, your choice !! 🫶🏼

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a/n: LIVVVVV i truly believe that if this man was sick with an SO that would take care of him he would be the biggest bitch alive just because he can

at camp:

it starts with a sniffle, luke trying to be oh so brave about it until he can’t ignore the sneezes that sound like they could shake the earth and all of cabin 11 (if you think those kids barely got sleep in general, you should see them get mad at luke’s dumbass going ACHOO for the 47th time that night)

so they rightfully complain to you to go get your man and drag his ass to the infirmary, because the cabin counselor he is loves taking care of others but throws a fit when they tell him to get checked out by the apollo kids talking bout “i don’t get sick, i’m too cool to get sick! heroes don’t get—”

yeah so he has the flu

one stern look from you sends him packing towards the infirmary, dragging his feet in the dirt and complaining the whole way

he puts up a fight the whole time, swatting the healer’s hands away to the point they want to tie him to the bed, and luke doesn’t like not winning

“luke just listen to the fucking healer and you’ll be out of here faster.” “bedrest! they want me to be strapped down here forever, babe, you know i don’t like not moving for that long! though if you were the one tying me down…” *sniffles innocently*

a cold towel smacks him in the face

you end up nursing his nasty germ-riddled ass back to health in a corner of the infirmary that you have to make your own for the next week and a half. 

but if you ask him, he felt fine after a few days—he just likes being taken care of by you

im bored lets do modern hcs too:

in this universe he’s still a little shit but at least you two live together in a cute little city apartment

luke’s laid out on the couch wrapped up in some of your coziest throw blankets as he scrolls through old reruns of friends, laughing at chandler’s humor because i imagine it to be a lot like his own (of course, if rick let him be funny instead of traumatized and an antagonist)

you’re making chicken noodle soup in the kitchen and the smell wafts through the air of your apartment even if he’s so congested his voice sounds funny when he talks

i think you guys would have two cats, brother and sister—absolute menaces, pouncing on him in turns trying to resuscitate their dad from his lifeless form on the couch to throw their little mouse toy around

that or a really big senior dog who sleeps at his feet and turns its head every time luke makes a funny noise

oh he’s still annoying in this one trust—you gave him a little silver dinner bell to ring if he needs you since you’re working from home in the other room but the problem is this man always needs you

ring. “babe!’ ring. “baby!” ring ring. “love of my life, absolute goddess among—*wheeze* humans, can you come here a second?”

“what’s up, honey?” “oh i just needed to see your pretty face. feeling better already!” 

you toss a pillow at his head and get back to your meeting.

when it’s over though, you join him in his little blanket fortress and he lays on your chest, sniffling and smiling as he pulls you into a kiss and thanking you for existing

you get sick after but it’s worth it. sort of like payback

[wonjuii]

heyy i sent another ask to whoever that niki girl, but i wanted to give you the same advice because you seemed more civil about it, im not here for siding but i used to be old moots with both of you and this drama made me giggle a bit but also bvery worried, problems like this can get you really into your feels and can ruin your mental health, so please take this how you will, taking abreak is great and not replying to their hate anons is something you should also do, i think its baffling to that she claims shes innocent when she and her sister sent those asks, so please ignore them, every single one. be happy with the moots you have for now and a little tip? dont enter groupchats or over share with another person on the internet, youll really really soon regret that you made that connection esp when it was more than just casual. you have great potential and deserve to continue w these moodboards without having this underlying guilt between another creator. seeing how even some people "enjoy" the drama, is hurtful because im highly sensitive and even a little feud can hurt me, now ill say this drama is also very very ri-doncidonc (ridiculous) and this slur debate is hella funny, like- youre KIDS, please. take. a. seat. but on the other hand, im hearing "dodo and chei" a lot so im guessing this is THEIR problems, not yours. please take this drama privately and if youre mature enough, ignore the people who hurt your loved one and focus on comforting them. but im seeing a misunderstanding from both sides. there are many decently okay people on this earth, but some arent meant for you specifically. its universal,,

if i get a "youre too invested" yes i am, because this hits home on where i cared about smth when i was way younger and now deeply regret it and wanted to give a not-so-fluff pep talk to the both who made it public, enjoy yourself !

AWWW TYSM with the advice! I was really confused and stressed but it's okay, thank you with the helpful advice!

[lunasdestiny]

Blades being able to kick Hornets but, even a little, is now living rent free in my head. Plus, with everything that happened on Griffon Rock Blades has the power to make everything he says more intimidating than it sounds since Hornet has no idea what OG Blades has done up to that point. Imagine the possibilities! Hornet: *trying to egg Blades on* "Real cute that you think you can take me Blades~ But I am actually curious to know what you could really do under that innocent personality. Is that silly little disposition you got really what you are? Because from that slap you gave me I know you could be so much more." Blades: *standing on his tip-toes to be eye level, with his most serious voice* "I took down my groups leader with an earth crustacean. You couldn't handle the level of silly I am capable of." Hornet: *very confused as to what a crustacean is and also maybe ever so slightly intimidated* *not enough to deter him but like...wtf???* Bee: *wheezing in the background because he knows exactly what Blades is talking about*

he has NO IDEA 😭

Bee being behind Blades as he goes off on his evil self. "YOU TELL HIM BABES!" Hes so proud of his bf

Now the idea of Hornet not understanding rescuebot stuff is so funny to me. GOD the idea about Griffin Rock being a disaster zone would confuse the hell out of him.

spoiler thats what gets him to return to his universe bc "I dont need to take over this place its already a dumpster fire" /j

[chaoticsomeone]

Heartrender!Reader x The Spiderverse Characters

Headcanon

(Im new a writing so i'm giving this a shot)

| Heartrenders have the ability to manipulate the body. They can snatch the air from your lungs, slow your pulse until you fall into a coma, or even literally crush your heart—all from a distance |

Seeing/when told that you put a villain into a coma

Miles, Miles 42, Gwen, Hobie, Pavitr, Miguel, Jessica, Lyla?

Miles Morales

Doesn't know whether or not he should be afraid or amazed. (Hes more amazed than afraid)

Immediately asks alot of questions

"So can you actually just murder someone in a second?"

"Can you hear/feel people's heartbeats?"

You told him yes to both of that questions and he just goes "That's amazing. How did you get your powers. I mean we spiderpeople get bit by spiders but what about you?"

"I'm born with it" you said smiling

More wows

He continues asking about it again but now 'scientifically'

(Miles x Gwen) Asks you if you can find out whether or not gwen likes him

(Romantic you x him) Asking you out buy bringing you to a science museum

(Platonic) He got tickets to a science museum for you and the crew

You showed him and the others that you can manipulate a heart on display to move

(Romantic) melts and heart speeding everytime you impress him even though he knows you can sense it

Miles Morales (Earth-42)

(Romantically) Fell in love with you the moment you walked into his dimension with the spidercrew even though he doesnt know anything about you

Think its cool that you're a heartrender

Asks you to slow down the other miles's pulse

He tells you he ships the other Miles and Gwen

Asks you to make them both blush and get a higher heart rate near each other

You both laugh together

Thinks you're the coolest person he has met when Hobie tells him how you put someone into a coma so easily

Asks you 2-3 questions but thats it

Will actually ask you politely to come with him on one patrol to help him put his enemies into a coma for a few months so he could take a leave and break

Gwen Stacy

First time you told her she asks you to knockout a villain just for jokes

When you actually did she was shocked and a little bit afraid

When you told her you 'accidentally' put them into a coma she was like "Wow"

(If platonic)Secretly annoyed that Jess didn't adopt her too because she wants to be your sister

(Romantic) Has a crush on you but is wary so that you dont detect her heart rate

Shes just listening closely to miles basically interviewing you

At one point asking you to help her at a science fair when shes teaming up with Miles to perform a trick on people

The trick being making them pass out for a second then bringing them back

Hobie Brown (Im sorry idk much abt him)

Says smth along the lines of "cool, try doing it to Pav and bring him back out of it"

After this he asks you to come to his universe to give the people he dislikes a heart attack.

A painful one

Proud of the science fair you and Miles did

Pavitr Prabhakar

Same reaction as Miles

Continues asking stuff with miles

Like "So you can actually know if someone has a crush on you?"

Becomes happy when you say yes

Asks you to come with him to meet Gayatri

At the end of the three of you meeting he asks you if you felt Gayatri or his heart beating up

Blushes and becomes giddy when you tell him both of them has a high heart rate near eachother

(Platonic)Eventually becomes best friends in crime and inseperable

(Romantic) both him and Gayatri became close with you and asks you to date them(?)

Miguel O'hara

Wary of you

Asks Lyla to watch over you during missions

Keeps a close eye of you to make sure you don't distrupt Cannon because you aren't a spiderman

When Jess recruited you he wasn't happy

Gave you a long speech when he learned that you put someone into a coma

Told you about dont do that or that or this when it is this that just to make sure you dont disturb cannon

Warms up to you eventually

Keeps you close to help him calm down sometimes

Jessica Drew

Recruited you even though you aren't a spider

Trained you to do combat outside of your powers

Genuinely adopts you

Looks out for you

Defends you against Miguel any day

You helped her name her daughter

You always is there to help her with her pregnancy by checking on the baby's heartbeat and all

If she has a health issue you are always the first she calls (everyone too tbh)

"That's my girl" when you put that one villain you and the others were fighting into a coma.

Lyla

Watches over you every second of everytime because of two things

Miguel or

Just pure curiosity of your powe4s

Reports back to miguel in an instant when you put the villain into a coma

Writes/keeps track of everything she knows about heartrenders

Interviews you with Miguel and Jessica every now and then to aks if you found or learnt anything new about heartrending

[lovelyrotter]

okay but i actually kinda wanna know ur take on stridercest being canon compliant O_O <- autism stare

oh hey i am also hitting you with the autism stare. ill try to get my thoughts down in a way that makes sense to more than just me hahaha

bear in mind that im an epilogue lover and i think Meat/Candy are really valuable pieces that further all of the characters and are also hard canon in the sense that we're looking at just 2 post-game universe outcomes out of an uncountable number (the book in the picnic basket representing post-canon fanfic). i think the characters actions in the epilogues make sense and are satisfying to me. yes even jane (i love alpha jane and i will not do her the disservice of 'cleaning her up' w/o showing her work for it. thats not how you depict a character who grew up with fascist programming). i could totally go on a whole tangent about this specifically but thats another post lol we'd be here forever and its also not stridercest

but okay. canon stridercest. under the cut cause it got kinda long

basically it has to do with the cherubs and how their relationships and mating rituals are pretty obviously incestuous leaning even though cherubs dont have the human concept of Siblings or blood family. the cherub who predominates will search across paradox space to mate with another cherub who closely resembles the cherub they predominated which is like textbook Freudian sexuality. theres a lot of Freud and Jungian stuff in HS imo even if im kinda [wobbly hand gesture] at the validity of these theories applied to real life and real people. but theyre super fun tools and lenses to use in fiction and i mean. gestures at all of dave

so the incest aliens cherubs. the whole reason why im talkin about them is bc Caliborn is so incredibly interested and invested in the Striders in particular. caliborn as both Lord English and Lil Cal shapes earth NOT OVERTLY but more so embeds himself in earth society, but again, the Striders lives in particular. dave is full of incest jokes. hes even apparently got a list of his friends arranged in order of how likely theyd incest-elope with each other (thank you epilogues for this amazing factoid). he seems to think about it often enough to, yknow, Do That. have a good solid think about that and construct an organized list about it. bearing in mind dave makes jokes about stuff thats a) bothering him, or b) generally camping out in his brain. hes not even really aware of it most of the time (as we see in one of the openbounds where hes all 'why am i thinking about puppets???' after seeing dirk for the first time in that dream bubble. he is thinking nonstop about dirk at that point and going off his only frame of reference for ANY dirk, which is his bro. his bro who was most likely deeply warped by Lil Cal)

sorry for the long blocky paragraph lol. but now onto the next thing

Caliborn as Lil Cal is the centerpiece in the beta strider apartment. dave cant escape him and beta dirk grew up with him. what the fuck do you do when youre childhood comfort item is also the most evil creature across all of paradox space? if youre a dirk you try to fight it. but how long can you keep fighting something like that. its safe to say that bro was affected by Caliborns particular brand of perversion and sfw kink. i dont think i have to say how insidious abusive and toxic he is about those things. and looking at the truth of beta bro (16yo alpha dirk) you can start to see just how warped beta bro became. beta bro is a false dirk (still a very Real dirk but not the Truth of dirk. beta bro has been toxified and made infinitely worse by an absolute evil influence over decades of life. in 80s fuckin texas. presumably in the system. anyone would be fucked up after that)

so for this analysis/theory im stating beta bro as a false persona. using jungian terms he is apha dirk's shadow

both dave and dirk live with a fake, carefully manicured version of their bros. they live with personas (or shadows of their guardians on the walls. hello platos allegory of the cave). they dont actually know e/o and they dont until the striunion

alpha dirk especially grows up embedded in the Public Persona Of Dave Strider 400 years post mortem and completely alone with unlimited internet access. hes a self admitted expert on his bro and we dont get to see a lot if any of his early childhood but i can hazard a guess at how much he clung to that persona of his bro. he fuckin idolizes dave. he LOVES dave. right off the bat he is in some kind of love with dave and i think if you try to argue against that then thats you slippin. i think youre a fool and have to reread homestuck because i wholeheartedly believe the striders loving eachother is part of the win state

once again this is speculation cause we get barely anything about alpha dave, but from what we already know about him im guessing this bro-persona is

achingly effortlessly cool

oozing masculinity (toxic or not, not really interested in categorizing that although toxic coolboy masculinity IS something the striders contend with & is an important facet in their lives)

a skilled fighter

a dedicated moviegoer (hes a director need i say more. this one is probably the only genuine thing about his on-screen persona)

and now lets look at jake. someone whos grown up on pretty much nothing but movies, whos doubtlessly been influenced by hollywood and its idea of gritty 'main character' masculinity through that, and who also clings to more old-school ideas of manliness (think victorian/edwardian era gentlemanly-but-loves-a-good-scrum kinda manly. moustache twirly with a monocle kinda manly. basically everything that grandpa harley is)

but okay lets look at what jake wants to be. lets take a look at his teenager persona

achingly effortlessly cool (his own 'hollywood star' kind of cool also def influenced by his favourite characters like lara croft who is indeed achingly cool. you see him succeed in inhabiting this hollywood star persona on earth c)

oozing masculinity (the old school manly mans-man kind)

a skilled fighter (two pistoles always. harder to aim cause you cant use a free hand to make up for kickback. that takes skill)

a dedicated moviegoer (again one of the only genuine parts about his persona. his questionable-to-wretched tastes aside. but bearing in mind that the SBaHJ movies are intentionally bad which is what makes them loop around to good. such is the nature of intentionally 'bad' art. jake fuckin lives in this perpetual bad-good art loop. okay enough with the art tangent keep focused man cmon)

because dirk has obviously way more contact with jake i dont doubt he sees through jakes own (admittedly way more flimsy) coolboy persona but the point still stands i think. different flavours but the same kinda guy. dirk has a type and i dont think its a stretch to say that hes looking for aspects of the bro-persona he grew up looking at in other boys, much like the winning cherub looking for the one they lost in the cherub theyll mate with

also wtf is with dirks obvious boner for dave chasing him across paradox space to decapitate him huh?? the last few sentences in Meat are about that very thing. he wants to fuc fight dave sooo bad. haha remember how the cherubic mating ritual is one of the most violent and long running spectacles in paradox space? i sure do

[unfinishedficideas]

dark sbi alien au

(this felt like it was way longer because of world building just as a warning, like cool concept but why did i go so in-depth world building for such a random idea lol)

tommy is a human. humans do not have instincts in the typically universal alien way. alien sbi have no knowledge of this.

tommy is rescued from an illegal trafficking ring, along with the other kidnapped aliens, by a group of space pirates/mercenaries who are working for the local planets government, who send all the other kidnapped aliens to their home planets, who are rather shocked to now have a human on their planet that they have no clue what to do with.

the planet's government is kind of sketchy but not completely immoral, they don't plan to kill tommy off or anything, but they can't bring him to the galactic council to try and see if they can return him to earth, because it would bring alot of attention to their planet and the dubious/illegal things they do to keep it safe. like hiring mercenaries.

in fact, mercenaries solve alot of their problems. this situation for example.

they have a lot of mercenaries who they hire for miscellaneous things, who they would trust not to betray them to the galactic council, but not alot who wouldn't just sell tommy back to traffickers when left unattended.

buuut mercenaries like the syndicate wouldn't.

the syndicate are then hired and payed ALOT to take tommy on and let him stay on their ship with them.

so tommy stays with them and the sbi get attached, of course its dark sbi so they all are pretty instinctively attached to each other, and used to using each others unique instincts to get what they want from the other.

what they want now is for tommy to be family, and they plan to go about it the usual way they do.

now, the planets government pays and does alot to ensure tommy's comfortability over the course of his stay with the sbi, like give the trafficking's files on tommy's human biology, over to the mercenaries so they know what to feed tommy that won't make him sick.

the sbi don't exactly know that the other parts of the file not pertaining to diet are wrong and exaggerated.

they take quite a few things out of context.

namely, that tommy, as a human, would automatically feel the need to take care of sick or weaker looking things and then consider them family.

as such, techno and Phil come up with a plan doomed to fail.

techno fakes being sick in order to get tommy to come into his room/den, which tommy had previously refused to come inside (because he was told at some point that it was considered rude to do so for techno's species unless you were close family.)

tommy comes inside to deliver techno some food that phil has insisted that he was too busy to bring to techno, and freaks out just a little when techno acts like he's on his death bed.

techno thinks tommy is getting swept up in his instincts.

tommy is just overwhelmed because he doesn't know if he should tell phil to call a doctor or something or if that would be too troublesome or if phil and techno even can call a doctor because they are criminals.

techno makes tommy sit with him for like 2 hours waiting for tommy to start reacting or anything. tommy is only sitting there because techno asked and he couldnt say no to the poor sick guy.

plan failed. techno has to stop pretending to be sick eventually and tommy hasnt suddenly started treating them like how the folder says humans treat family.

(folder says humans need their family to be near them at all times or they freak out and get violent) (which is behavior they observed from other kidnapped humans but exaggerated, because again aliens all think humans are instinctively driven just like all other species registered in the galactic council)

so sbi are trying to make tommy act like they are family, which because he's been staying with them for like 8 human months already and he is really lonely, he sorta already considers them to be.

but they dont know that so the plans go on

they stay really close to tommy and attached at the hip with him to try and get him to pack bond with them

they think eating all their meals with him will help him bond with them, tommy just thinks they wanted to hang out

then they think giving him all his food instead of having him make it himself, will make him think of them as providers but it only gets them weird looks

and then because theyve used all they can of the files, they decide fuck it the files must be wrong, which is true, but they decide to find out what tommy's human instincts are, they're just gonna see if any of their instincts also align with his

so they have tommy sleep with them all in one room with a bunch of pillows and blankets, under the guise of a human movie night that tommy told them about (phil's instincts)

they have tommy fake save them from soemthing? maybe he saves them from like other space pirates or something as a coincidence and they just write it off as not it. (techno's instincts)

idk what wilburs would be, playing and chasing each other wround? maybe like some weird form of tag that tommy only entertains because he misses earth?

then a horrible idea occurs to them...what if humans bond for life and tommy already has a family back on earth?

they ask tommy if he had a family back on earth, tommy says he used to have parents but they gave him up for adoption.

they ask what adoption is

tommy tells them and explains the whole process of being put up for adoption and getting adopted.

they then decide, that of course, that must mean humans have to ask and be accepted into families.

so they ask tommy if they could "adopt" him

tommy is like ???? i thought we were already sorta fam? oh no did i assume wrong?!?

and then they get embarresed and explain what happened and after all this flailing about and plotting to figure it out themselves they finally just ask tommy what his instincts are

only for tommy to say humans done have any

(btw when i wrote this i remember thinking this ending was really funny) (anyways happy thanksgiving to anyone who celebrates ig)

[br1ghtestlight]

i imagine at some point objects probably were a lot more powerful and able to control their abilities (and are still very much like that in other universes) but in their own universe after hundreds of thousands of years of evolution theyre just kinda like. whatever. it isn't even something they'd say that they "lost" to begin w/

my rambles about my ocs and their (extremely lame) ~powers/abilities and other random in-universe object stuff

jayden can withstand far colder temperatures than most objects cuz he's a slushie (other ice/snow/etc related objects would be similar cuz this is an biological trait passed down through family lines). he's also cold to the touch :) he has internal biological mechanisms that make it so he stays cool/unmelted even in warm temperatures so hes very nice to cuddle up to during a hot summer day. hypothetically

^ similar to jayden except the opposite for sunshine. he's relatively unaffected by heat/fire unless it's super extreme and is warm to the touch. can sometimes be a liiiiitle bit too hot and burns other objects if he's embarrassed or overly emotional. youch. similar to touching the skin of someone who has a fever. his siblings dont share this trait however cuz theyre a rainbow and a cloud so they have their own weird stuff going on. more relevant for fire/warmth related objects

(i also imagine that for this reason you're more likely to find objects who are immune to extreme heat/cold native to countries or areas of the earth where that weather is common. like for example most objects native to the far north like northern canada/russia/sacndinavian would be cold-objects biologically and would be more likely to be sent to work in those extreme temperatures than others. the "type" of object someone is or their abilities can be very loosely traced back to where their family mightve originated from but it wouldnt be comparable to human family lines. for example two is a beach ball and can float on water and he's from a pacific islander country where a trait like that would be evolutionarily useful. but someone native to the coast of california or iceland could also have that trait, so it isnt exactly 1-to-1 to a specific place)

blue of course can use themself to draw since they're essentially "made" of crayon wax but it would be kinda weird and not useful ?? if for some reason they did use all their crayon wax drawing or were broken in another way there are probably medical treatments to fix that but bcuz of the diversity of objects it would likely be quite hard to find and expensive. for example, some of their siblings have shorter wax ends or theyre completely broken

in general i think objects that are "broken" or have imperfections from life would be more of a visual class divide. because objects who are rich can go to a specialist and pay for the expensive treatment (applies to some objects and not others. obviously) only VERY rich objects who care about appearance would have no scratches or chipping from everyday wear cuz literally who cares tbh

beach ball can float in water but he also CANT go underwater like. at all. similar to trying to push a real-life plastic beach ball underwater he'd just bounce up again. if he was really committed he could probably take a very frustrating bath but its more likely that plastic/floating objects would just take showers instead. He is incapable of drowning though so!!!!!! bonus

watermelon (and other fruit-related objects like starr) tend to rot and wrinkle over time as they age like real fruit would. they can also get blemishes or bruising (starr has none obviously) but if they lose like. an entire chunk of themselves somehow they're able to regrow over time :) being outside or in the garden with soil probably helps this process. similar to how a body can heal a broken bone it just takes a while

rainbow can draw/write in herself to remember things (and DOES. frequently) but will probably need to get her pages replaced every few years bcuz of that plus general wear-and-tear. not as expensive of a process bcuz its very standard for paper-based objects which are not a small minority. getting her front cover replaced would definitely be more of a pain-in-the-ass and equivalent to a major surgery but its unlikely she'd ever need that

NOT even a power or ability but bubblegum does actually taste like a bubblegum lollipop. if you were to lick her. dont though?

it isn't like an absolutey off-limits to use an object for their "inanimate" purpose but. its generally seen in bad taste to use or try to eat (??? why) someone else unless you have their permission and it may be viewed as like assault if theyre a stranger or press charges idk

like rainbow can draw in herself and blue could use themself to write something down but someone ELSE doing that would be extremely weird and socially taboo. but if you have their permission its like yeah sure whatever. can also be seen as a sign of trust/intimacy but in most cases (like eating.... for example) it isn't something theyd ever want or need to do. like just eat normal food you weirdo lmao??

^ this is BASICALLY threesome sex

but in general objects evolved to be FAR more durable than their inanimate counterparts. it isn't like a paper-based object getting wet would mean they'd die without regeneration (which obviously they dont have in their world). maybe they'd need to dry out for a couple hours. glass objects are pretty tough to break and made of almost unshatter-able glass (unless you're hit by a car or something idk) and most injuries can be repaired so its unlikely you'd ever die just because of your object type

[ask-postcrash-curly]

Why? Are your feet cold? Do you get cold?

well good sir, i put on a second pair of socks because its comfy. i’m in jammies, i have a blanket, i have a moose, i dont know, i think his name is thomas. im just cozy i guess. wait, shit is that insensitive? i’m sorry. things are just so nice now! i feel like we’ve reached a point on your way back to civilization. you’re all safe now, i feel really at ease with it. i guess i do wear pajamas a lot, when the time is right… im not gonna wear actual day clothes when someone is sleeping and im just sitting there because i happen to be literally everywhere every second of every day. i say i wear cool outfits a lot, and i do, but most certainly not all the time. if im boring you with my wardrobe, id be happy to entertain with better stylistic choices. but also i really would understand if its insensitive, given the state of comfort you’re in. if that’s the case, ill totally stop.

Hey— Can't remember if I asked, but are you the Death for all Earth-born animals, or just us humans?

hmm. so, i think it has to do with the consciousness of a soul, or a person, or whatever we refer to it as. Death happens to all living things and i embody the metaphysical concept of death, but also, i as in the being you’re speaking to, speak to conscious “souls” or “people” in all of the universe. quite unfortunately, i cannot speak to animals. unless they’re a fully conscious creature. i will not elaborate further as to if that is real.

Hey, uh... How'd you find out after you became Death that he was trying to take you? Seeing as he was already dead?

uhhhhm… i guess i just kind of… gained that knowledge? it wasn’t like a little voice told me everything that had ever happened. it didn’t have to, i already knew. that was another thing about that whole experience. it was very overwhelming.

…

i saw Robin dancing in here earlier. it was odd seeing it in real time in her house as it happened and then also seeing it as an apparition in a medical room in space.

you know, i’ll never get over the fact that we’re in space now. what the fuck? i remember right before the year 2000, aka the millennium, everyone was convinced that all computers would shut down and everything would go to shit for some reason. i remember when we made it to the moon! i really thought that was close to as far as we’d go. sometimes i wish we had stayed. i remember when there were only a couple billion people anywhere. i miss when everything was on earth. “you” guys have gotten so greedy with what you conquer, industrialize, and imperialize. we’re so far from the place all of this is from, and we’re speaking a language from there. that’s crazy…

🖤

Thomas. I'll remember that. No, it's not insensitive! Am I jealous? Sure, yeah. But no matter what you wear, you're going to be a hell of a lot cozier than me, hah. I promise it doesn't bother me. Nor are you boring me with your sleepwear. Whatever you want to wear, yeah? And again, it isn't insensitive. I don't mind it. Don't want everyone else feeling uncomfortable just because I am. Anyways, I've lived like this for half a year by now. I'm used to it.

Hmmm. Right, okay, makes sense. ...Not even a little elaboration? Can't just drop a hint like that...

Sounds overwhelming, sure. Wow...

Did you? Really bonkers how that works. So then— Do you see everything across the galaxy? Or only places where we, humans, I mean, are?

Hah. It's run-of-the-mill for me, but I suppose if you've been around for as long as you have... I think I read about that once. I didn't understand it then and I continue not to. You do?! What was it like?! As far as we'd go... God. Can't even imagine. Just a couple billion, all in one spot of the universe... I guess that would've been less overwhelming for you, yeah? Well I mean I'm not sure if it counts as conquering if there's not any sapient lifeforms, but— Mm. You'd know better than me.

[a-sad-mage]

Okay my friends been talking about this and I want to know what you think about it. My friends say that Battle force five is in the same universe as Slugterra, is this true or is Bf5 in its own universe? Because I can’t remember if there was a reference or not from these two shows?

If I remember my timelines correctly, BF5, came out in 2009 and ended 2012 and Slugterra came out in 2012 and ended in 2016

BF5 was under Mattel and Slugterra Nerd Corps, before it dissolved and Wild Brain took over.

Nerd Corps, the og creators of Slugterra, did do the animation for BF5 i believe, which is why they look so similar style wise give or take.

But I don't believe there was ever a direct reference made in Slugterra to Battle Force 5, and i dont think Slugterra was in development at the time, and by the time it came out, BF5 had ended.

(More or less? Because of script writing and all that takes place months in advance)

With BF5's whole 'mutivers thing' it could be a possibility that the earth Slugterra takes place another version of it, but considering what I remember of the lore of the show idk how accurate that is.

So the possibility of them being in the same universe is iffy

Though it's most likely a no. But i do know there are a few out there, myself included, that like the idea of Slugterra, MaxSteel(2013) and BF5, taking place in the same universe.

There's even like, a old 3 way crossover fic between these three on Fanfic.Net

But again, I don't believe either of those two shows overlap, and are two separate entities.

However, there is a Storm Hawks easter egg in Slugterra;

Aerrow's model can be found in the episode 'Inheritance', in the part where Dana opens and looks through the chest.

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Though i would like to hear what others might have to say on this, don't just take my word for it

[a-holiday-ever]

Funny Silly Ramble Post about AU interaction stuff

I was thinking about this a lot, bout if other AUs want to interact with mine in Non-Canon how my guys would gain knowledge if they get any knowledge at all

This is a silly lil ramble post about certain character traits that I feel are important for the future

I'll reference this in the future myself too lol

SMG4

Nice and Naughty List

SMG4 has multiple ways to look into the past of anyone he wants. However when it comes to interacting with other AUs he would need to have one of the following factors:

Their entire real name / How they look / Where they live

He can't gain knowledge about someone without one of those factors IN the universe anyways, but SMG4 doesn't have 4th Wall Knowledge. He can't learn everything about someone, he can really only see their actions- what they've done and for what reason they've done those things. He has no real clue about who they are as a person, he only knows what people like when they tell him VIA the Santa Letters

Holiday Deity

SMG4 has the powers of memes because he manifested them through his Santa Magic. Use his summoning abilities to make Memes and they do what they want while listening to Four, while doing this he is JUST Santa Claus. He's not a Meme Guardian.... But he could be.... If anyone knew what that was on this planet

SMG3

Subconscious

Going into someone's head to dig up their fears gives Three access to their memories, thoughts, hopes. He doesn't learn everything about someone but he can get context

Same as Four, he only has Meme powers because he manifested them into his skill set, using the power of his imagination. Manifesting creatures from nothing but the power of his mind and Boogeyman Stuff he can create memes. But he likes the dead memes more, gravitating towards them bc they share his sense of humor.

Mario

Has 4th Wall Awareness..... But is a little shit goblin about the information he has, doesn't take other AUs seriously unless he needs to. If you don't get on his bad side he won't do shit with the information he has.

Hes here to have fun and love his friends. If he doesn't believe you're a threat, his behavior will say everything you need to know if your character ALSO has 4th Wall Awareness

He's not the Avatar of this planet ;)

Hal Monitor

From the moment you enter this dimension there are 2 sets of Digital Eyes on you, but this one isn't nearly as nosy.....

Hal has access to every single camera on planet Earth (that doesn't belong to Arch Peccable) so he constantly has eyes everywhere, does this mean he will immediately show up to your location? No actually. Because of his vast range, the old man gets confused about where he is ALL THE TIME. He will accidentally pop into someones house bc of their security system pointing a gun all over the place trying to find the crime he senses, realizes hes in the wrong spot and tries again

He can also use Subconscious things like SMG3 does however he will opt to stay away from this option unless necessary

Arch Peccable

NO: 4th wall Knowledge..... However.... By having your AU come into my universe, from the second you enter Arch's Web Crawlers are watching your every move and observing you

Have any technology on you and it's getting hacked without your knowledge unless you have a STELLAR firewall. Archie will fight your firewall and even try to send a robot to your AUs dimension in order to gather intel about you that way

Any information Arch has about your OC or AU guy is knowledge he gained by being noisy (aka any information he could have that wouldnt be META RP)

Arch's system is the best on this planet and you will go through hell trying to keep him out of your business. He tests his machines on themselves and makes them fight each other in order to build even better ones based on the data he gets. Its not impossible to fend him off, but you better be ready for the fight of your technological life if you dont want him in your phone seeing what games you have

Will only do something against your AU character if he finds it fun. Otherwise hes just gaining knowledge about them in order to just have that knowledge juuuuuuuuuust in case he needs it

Krampus

With a simple glance at you he knows everything about you. He can look into your past and see what you've done and WHY you did it. He has a full understanding of why this is happening and even if he's not great at human morals n' stuff... He uses this information to. Do his best to help others

His judgement is very opinionated and he is... Just a wet blanket of a man. It's more likely hes trying to help your AU become a better person than he is trying to send them to hell. Wanting to send someone to hell is RARE

Characters not on this list

Just wont have any outsider knowledge about your AU at all, they'll only gain info VIA interaction with them or anything you send to them about your AU. Otherwise they're clueless

[princesssmars]

joining the guardians of the galaxy and falling in love with peter and gamora.

you were a princess on your home planet, elegant and beautiful but still trained for battle. deadly when needed.

unfortunately before you can take your rightful place on the throne you're betrayed by your sister and your planet is destroyed, leaving you with no option but to flee and eventually end up dealijg with the wrong people.

so here you are, being held captive and in servitude by some royal dickhead with a weirdly shaped head who has hired some "galatically renowned assholes" to retrieve something stolen from him that he stole first.

maybe it would have worked in his favor if two of the group members (who you had to admit were a pair of the hottest creatures youd ever seen) hadn't been observing and taken a liking to you during their stay, the paler one admiring your hidden kindness despite your situation and the green one who looked at you with understanding when you told her about your sister.

when their stay after completing their job ended the dickhead invited them to his throne room, ready to give them their payment. but he was, as stated, a dickhead, so he was actually planning to gun them down and make amends with the guy he just stole from. but you'd heard his loud mouth blabbering about his plan to one of his troops in his room.

before his guards can even blast their guns the guardians haven already struck them down, leaving you to dispose of the king with a fake smile and a blast to the head.

after that, you're basically a member of the team. peter and gamora cant really hide their attraction to you, and rocket and drax admire your strength and willingness to dispose of those who have wronged you. groot is just taking his first steps and you think he's adorable and coddle him every chance you get, and he likes the attention. you're a perfect fit.

the couple are thinking the same. they havent put a label to their relationship, but know they have feelings for each other and you as well.

its the little things, bonding with gamora over your lost cultures and family problems, how you felt like since your familys betrayals you were alone in the universe until you met each other this team.

one thing she likes to keep a secret between the two of you is her insistence on the two of you trying a new dish and drink when you visit a planet. if anyone asks she'll act like she does it out of your begging, but she will wait at your door and stare at you when you dont head out into the market with her.

peter introduces you to earth music and will happily say he falls a little in love with you when you immediately take a liking to it. if you like singing you'll sing along to the tunes every chance you get, and will pull him up with you to dance during down time traveling through space.

after the trauma he's been through, i think he would deal with nightmares every other week. you were the second person he told about it after gamora, and since she preferred solitude at night he didnt want to pressure her into helping him when she was dealing with her own problems. (doesnt mean there wasnt the rare night where she would calmly go into his room at the sounds of his whimpers and whisper to him and run her hands through his hair until he soothed into a peaceful sleep.)

but if its been a rather rough day and he felt stressed out, you wouldnt even need him to ask before you were climbing into his bed and cuddling him from behind, reassuring him that you and the team believe in and care for him deeply. that he's safe when you're there. peter thinks those are some of his best nights of rest.

after a mission gone wrong nearly kills you, the pair know they cant keep dodging their feelings. its late at night when the rest of the team have gone to sleep when they sit at the table in the middle of the communal/eating area, just having finished eating some dessert you had previously picked up with gamora on a market trip and talking and laughing with the two.

after the stress of nearly losing you and the smile on your and gamoras faces, peter cant help but blurt out his feelings for you. your faces are in shock, and its in the middle of peter ranting and trying to backtrack that you grab both sides of his face from across the table and connect your lips.

when peter told stories of his past frequent sexual escapades, you were at first amused while slightly disgusted, but a small part of you was also intrigued. luckily that part wasn't dissapointed, because he reciprocates the kiss like his life depends on it.

the kiss is so good it makes you light-headed, but no matter whats happening around you, you could never ignore the small noises of annoyance gamora lets out, breaking the kiss and turning to her clearly upset but trying to hide it face. she looks away as if to keep her dignity, but when you slide your chair to the side with a smile to keep eye contact, she mentally damns you both and kisses you before doing the same with peter.

its the morning after, your messy-haired self exiting gamoras room while wearing peters shirt early in the morning while heading to the bathroom when you bump into rocket, heading to get an early start on a new invention

"called it. keep it sown next time, would ya?" he walks away, cackling at your flustered face as you hurry into the bathroom.

you rest your back across the door and smile to yourself. you loved these assholes.

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hello i need more starmora x reader content at once pretty pleaseeee

[raykat]

hey I hope you don't mind me asking but I noticed you posting about your ocs for an original project and that seems super cool!!! :O would love to hear more about them if you're willing to share? because they seem neat and I love the designs! also I just love hearing people talk about their ocs so ,,

oh no i dont mind at all in fact thank you so much for asking & being so nice about my project it means a lot to me as its been my biggest source of comfort recently <3

honestly not sure how to even start bc while ive been working my way through developing the main cast & worldbuilding for it for a quite a bit now idk how to put all of it in a summary that is simultaneously engaging enough & not too spoilery as id like to keep the main story beats unknown before im able to put out anything substantial...

the main thing i suppose is that the main cast consists of five humans who are all part of a group specializing in ghost hunting & exorcisms (those might not be the best words to describe it but thats the general idea). the story itself takes place on earth, but things are slightly different because theres an alien presence that corrupts the far side of moon and by extension the earth (& presumably some other planets as well); it causes various changes in the moon cycles, (such as, for example, the moon moving closer to the earth during certain periods of time) & is the reason for supernatural and spiritual occurrences on the planet. due to this many things that are seen as possible but questionable in our reality are very much real in this version of the universe. still, not everyone believes in those, since people develop different levels of affinity to the supernatural - some see & sense nothing at all, some are pretty much constantly haunted by visions, if you will (which btw isn't an innate quality that people are born with - it is affected by your surroundings & upbringing, as well as your general state of mind - there is a Heavy psychological aspect to this entire thing, really).

now, what the general storyline mainly comes down to is that at times the surplus of supernatural presence & energy in a single place may cause rifts between reality to happen - think something like the limbo or liminal spaces, they vary case by case based on what specific entity was the main cause - which is something these "ghost hunter" groups mainly deal with.

so the main gang enters one of those rifts - this specific one consists of several layers & is populated by these fish-like humanoids of different types that seem to mutate further into fully animalistic sea creatures as time goes by. now, once humans enter this type of rift, their connection to reality may be severed and they might not be able to directly interact with it until they figure out how to fully exit the rift. so thats the main goal for the first part of the story - to find a way out and stay sane since as their connection to reality & humanity fades over time, the ties to the other side only grow stronger (especially for those who have a higher affinity for the supernatural - which may include specific people in the main group...).

as i've already said before, the story has a heavy psychological aspect (one of the main reasons why i started working on it in the first place was to process some of my less than pleasant emotions - so thats probably why) so a lot of it is centered around the experiences, feelings, fears, ambitions and memories of the main characters (& some others as the story goes on) as well as the intricacies of their relationships between each other. a lot of worldbuilding also elaborates on those ideas and serves a specific symbolic purpose (i'll be very curious about how everything will be interpreted by different people, the ones who i hope will eventually take interest in the story once its out there - i also hope this doesnt sound too pretentious, im just a huge fan of metaphors & introspective analysis n all that stuff). perhaps some people may even relate to it in a way - which would be very reassuring to me as i'll be getting into a lot of things that are very personal jshsjsbd (though some are also just my own interpretations of what i've seen but haven't necessarily felt or experienced).

this came out so long my gosh im sorry. and i've only actually covered a very small part of everything without getting into much detail... 😭😭😭😭 so far there are supposed to be like ~3 parts of the project (game?) overall, all three likely being a bit different from each other in the general tone. also while writing all this i realized that i think you specifically asked about ocs and not like the whole thing hshsjhsbd but since i typed all of this out might as well put it out there it anyways. ill try to post more stuff related specifically to the main cast though. i put a lot of effort into developing their identities, relationships & making them feel as real as possible. they are my children who i love (to torture) and cherish a lot <3 they're the driving force of this universe, which yeah ofc makes sense since they Are the main cast, but what i mean is rather than reacting to what's happening they're very proactive in making the story move forward so pretty much everything leads back to them somehow. there are many side characters that i've also put a lot of work into and who represent something that is very important to me - i'll try my best to post more about them as well. i think i may try to make some spreadsheets & charts & little comics with them so people can get to know them without me venturing too far into the spoiler territory..?

this is so long and somehow i still feel i've barely said anything... also i apologize for the delayed answer i've been a little busy the past few days and i needed the time to sit down and write this whole thing since i knew it would take looooong. i'm so grateful for your ask & thank you for taking interest in my project i really appreciate it so much <3