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Did- did my mother's boyfriend suggest I get ALASTORS FUCKASS HAIRCUT??? he described it the exact way that Alastors hair is, right down to the undercut, I'm offended. As much as I love Alastor, that haircut is the shittiest thing I've seen in my life.
Just replace the bangs with straight up and down hair, and get rid of the ears and you have the exact fuckass bob that he described to me. WHY
#hazbin alastor#fuck ass bob#his hair is ugly af im sorry#i would look horrific with that haircut#i dont think anyone could pull it off#i dont want to look ugly as fuck thank you very much#alastor#your hair is shit#that man dosent even know who alastor is#is this a common haircut or something????#am i missing context or what?#hazbin hotel
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god tails' squeaky baby voice in sonic heroes is so cute and funny its like they went Fucckkkk we don't have anybody to voice tails can somebody go outside and pull some random kid off the street to record some lines
#not the only actual child whos voiced him but none of the others sounded that babyish when they did it lol . at least not in the games#well i know that they didnt pull some random kid off the street#because his sister and dad were also in the cast (as charmy and espio iirc) which probably isnt a coincidence#so did they just go Fucckkk we dont have voice actors for tails or charmy . does anyone have any children we can borrow#i understand why they decided to only cast adult voice actors for all the characters regardless of age post-heroes#because if they cast actual kids/teens theres a much higher chance their voice could suddenly change so much that they need to be recast#but there was something really cute and charming about actual kids voicing tails#well it really was mostly just a thing with tails i think he was the only character to be consistently voiced by an actual kid#and then theres the thing with charmy in heroes . and also jaleel white being like 16 when he was first cast as sonic#other than that i think most of the sonic character vas have been adults
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cannot express to you how badly i need iii to wear this. specifically with The Red Shirt™
#I DONT KNOW WHY!!!!! BUT I THINK HE’D LOOK SO GOOD????????#DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THE VISION? OR AM I DEMENTED?#i saw that harness on pinterest and idk man it just screams iii to me. i also found iv some cool boots.#anything i could ever feasibly pull off? nope. outfits i want band members to wear? plenty!#if it was 2015 i would be making polyvore edits out the wazoo so count yourselves lucky#sleep token iii#worshitposting
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i can almost guarantee ive said it before but. he would thrive in a zero escape game
#an octopath ze au would be kinda fun actually.. especially the octo2 party#would love to see these guys in an escape room . it would be so awful#temenos would fit in perfectly and might even make a good mc given his 'truth lies in the flame' segments..#i could see partitio doing well bc of his creativity and general demeanor#osvald is great at math but idk how trusting hed be of everyone in this situation.. especially if they assume zero is one of them early on#throné . girlie im so sorry#i think shed do fine for the most part (hard to say how much her thieving skills would be of help here) but she did not deserve this </3#do not let ochette into any pantry or food storage room. i dont trust any of that food#i wonder if shed have her partner(s) here tho.. how do u handle an owl and/or jackal in this situation..#she would be great for morale tho#same for agnea tho i worry for her emotional state a lil bit . help her#who am i missing .. CASTTI#shes good at managing stress (both hers and others) in awful situations . thank god#and shes there if anyone gets hurt 👍#not that its likely outside of bad end situations ? tho i may be thinking of the 999 map too much..#would it be more fun to use that as the setting or something else altogether.. more modern or more like octopath 2..#how the fuck would someone even make an escape room in . what is it like the industrial revolution. steam era#would it make sense to be able to use magic in universe to pull off something similar..#the canonicity of some ingame mechanics is dubious so its hard to tell how malleable magics uses and effects are..#itd probably be easier to place everyone in a modern setting but i have no idea what some of them would be that way#.. modern fantasy setting ??????#what if they had smartphones in octopath. would that be fucked up or what#also who the hell would be zero . would anyone be in kahoots w zero.. or at least Know Things but be unable to say smth abt it#i straight up forgot to mention hikari earlier but hes prolly like. fine#his intrusive thpughts would probably Suck Bad here but hed want everyone to get out alive as much as everyone else combined#wait who would even be the 9th person. would it be zero. but who..#if it were octo1 id say kit but its harder to get a good octo2 equivalent of him.. hm..#oh god im out of tags . tho what would the game style be like.. nonary game ab game etc etc.. what would be unique but fitting..#am i gonna look into actual scientific theories for this . and how would the morphogenetic field come into play.. and Why..#octotag
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hi ok unpopular thought but you can tell when a cis/het person is playing a queer character because they always prioritize the queerness of their character over anything else
#like were in the middle of urinetown auditions#and this guy is auditioning for barrell#and i am too#and now i dont particularly care#like none of this is to say that his or anyone else's performance is bad or lesser than#but barrell is gay and like you can tell watching this kid perform that that fact is at the forefront of his mind#we were talking abt it later and he was like “yeah your barrell was like really snarky” and im like YEAH bro he kills ppl for a living#like hes not walking around constantly thinking about how hes gay#no gay person walks around fronting the fact that theyre gay#like i dont go to the mall thinking 'i am gay and going to the mall' dude no i just go to the fucking mall#i have a love hate relationship with cis/het performers who play queer characters because you could pull it off???#but youre lacking the subtleties#youre lacking the timing of when these things actually come into play#and again i really do hope this dude the best like honest to god if he gets the part thats great and i know he'll get there like i am#not the one directing this show and i trust the director completely#and im just using that as an example#but you see it in other things too#you can see it in good omens 2 and the danish girl and call me by your name#now compare it to something like cabaret and alan cummings portrayal of emcee#and you can tell theres a level of understanding there thats lacking in the other ones. our flag means death is also another really good#example. while rhys darby and taika waititi arent gay david jenkins is and it comes across in his writing that this is someone who#understands the queer experience and writes in a way that makes it possible for cis/het performers to understand what theyre playing with#turnip rants#delete later probably#all opinions and statements are my own we can coexist
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ok im running this on a different blog as well but been thinking about streaming again, but not off youtube the way i did before. just like a little discord server stream or something
also if youre a mutual!! youre welcome to add my discord regardless
#im gonna slightly test stream maybe for some pulls in star rail some time this week just to see how itd go @ _ @#ive streamed with my friend before over discord when i was pulling dhil but i wanted to see if i could stream for other stuff alskdjaf#but!! im not super entertaining i just thought itd be a fun way to hang out with folks askjdfahl#i think this week test stream is just me streaming pulls wahoo#im also f2p so no spending we just live and die by choices#but if it winds up ok id love to try and stream genshin (force me back into genshin bc im a stubborn brat who is fighting for his life)#im not streaming penacony bc i want Me time while im playing#besides i dont think anyone needs to see me screaming my head off while playing LKJADSHLFKJHA#its already enough that ive been raving over it for a week now haha#im so exciteddd#snowpolls
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:( ???? :((( ??
#jasper speaks#phil lester#sorry for phanposting on this account. i was watching the giving dan spicy gummy bears video and saw it at the end#and i was like#:(??????????????????????????????? :(((????????????????#hes so beautiful it makes me sick#phil lester 7 years ago voice i dont think i could pull off silver.......#also inb4 anyone says I KNOW THE PHLONDE ISNT SILVER although theres definitely photos where it looks more silver#but. WHATEVERRRRRRRRR
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um. uh. hi every body. something evil and malevolent happened in my brain this month.
this is. um. a Jet Set Radio/Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Death joke AU, spawned out of a in-joke that started in a pokepasta discord. my apologies to both the pokepasta and jsr fandoms
the entire basis is the idea that Corn in Future retconned og JSR Beat as leader/founder of the GGs (is beat being leader in the og even CANON?) so Corn and Beat are the Myras. no it's not a joke funny enough to justify how many hours i sunk into drawing these. no attempt was made to change the setting, assign most of the other cast, or otherwise make this au hold up to ANY amount of scrutiny. if i tried to make this actually work somehow then i'd REALLY end up too far gone. also i keep calling myrtle!beat "Meat".
MEANWHILE, IN A BETTER UNIVERSE:,
#jet set radio#pokepasta#creepypasta#jsr#explorers of death#pokemon#crossover#gore#body horror#blood#ask to tag#long post#jsr eod#also i said ''i didnt assign almost anyone else'' but thats not entirely true.#i did assign dj professor k as wigglytuff. but i decided i needed to draw a line in the sand somewhere#and drawing dj k as eod!wigglytuff is simply too much. some mental images really DONT need to be inflicted on others#i also thought about who would be grovyle and ended up leaning towards combo#i sort of think of him as having protagonist swag about him bc of chapter 2 in teh first game.#also i have a running joke w my sibling about combo being meta-aware bc of a jp-only line he has in future#where he tells roboy he wants to save.#i swear to god i had more reasoning than this but my mind is drawing a blank rn. sad#also i guess this would imply that cube and coin would be celebi and dusknoir but theyre not even in explorers of death so RIP#i did also briefly consider clutch as grovyle bc 1. stealing things lol and 2. joke about him being future-exclusive#and grovyle is FROM DA FUTURE... but frankly clutch does not feel like he could pull off being grovyle. in my opinion.#also i guess sitting here now i suppose it wouldnt even make sense in the context of the eod au cuz everyone but the main trio is og jsr#on that note. i had no idea what to do for gum's design so i chose the most awkward route possible i guess. im sorry gum.#in general gum kinda got the short end of the stick here due to being consistently the Second-in-Command meaning she's shadow#I'M SORRY WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#well at least she's better off than yoyo. me n my sibling just automatically were like ''he's bidoof'' ''yeah he's bidoof''#also like last note. but. the jet set radio fandom is SEVERELY lacking cliche edgy over the top evil creepypasta versions of the cast
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a silly(?) little idea i have for post-ph is that at some point bellum, either to get on link’s nerves or to have some shameless fun, jokingly claims link as his ‘chosen hero’
#now that i think abt it this would likely piss link off bc he had to go out of his way to prove himself#and the first time he’s chosen as hero by a higher power its fucking. bellum doing it as a mean-spirited bit#i dont personally count oshus as choosing link bc i think the deal with ph is that anyone couldve done it no need for a ‘chosen hero’#bellum could pull a lot of annoying shit with link tbh#ur gods abandoned you kid best thing you got now is some fuckass demon who tried to kill you#idk if ill tag this properly rn cuz i actually need to puzzle this out a little more. eh#he doesnt officially claim him i dont think he really can its not part of what he is but he can be annoying abt it#bellum#link#post-ph#today on bellum having petty beef with a short teenager#salty talks
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#lol while i was out with my cat#i saw that couple that goes out for a smoke at night#and tbh the guy is kinda good looking#but i've never thought that before and tbh i think it's just bc#as i like someone. whenever anyone has any attribute similar to that person#im like omg so attractive?? lmao.#cant even imagine that anyone could ever think that way about me tbh :/// like when u like someone and u subconsciouly search for them#anywhere u can...#but yeah i just started thinking and#i dont know i so badly wonder#what it is like to to be with a man you like#and have him call u his girlfriend. and be allowed to call him your boyfriend#and to stand infront of him and put your hands on his shoulders#and gently trace along his nose and cheekbones with your fingers#to stroke his hair and brush some strands of it away from his eyes#to kiss him on the cheek to put your arms around your waist and feel his arms around you pulling u tight to him#to kiss him on the lips to feel his body against yours.... to lie next to him and bed and fall asleep to his breathing#to get to touch his dick to jack him off to suck him off#to have him care for you and ask u questions abt your day#and listen to your rambles about the book you're reading or or or whatever#i dont know... i cant even imagine liking someone#and being allowed to touch them at all. why would anyone want me touching them#all of this is not for me. it is just smth human i look at from far away.#not smth for me to experience for myself. but i wonder i really wonder#especially when i see couples sometimes that seem like they really love eo#or tbh even if they dont. bc theyre still together#and i just wonder what all of it is like
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had a plan today. it was
remember that there's a place nearby where you can rent a fancy gaming pc for $12 (for an hour)
realize that this would probably be able to run the dawntrail benchmark
i could use this to see what i want to fantasia ahris'a into...
attempt to go there after bounsweet community day
its closed :(
#ominous rumbling in the distance#ahris'a adventure#my newer; dumber idea is to ask a friend and have them stream the benchmark for me#but idk if anyone would actually want to do that. plus i would be like#ok now try all the skin tone options i wanna see what looks best!!#and i really just need that for myself#this is the curse of having a mac#i have wondered if i could enable the benchmark using wine. but honestly i dont think my computer has enough space left to pull that off#... but it is worth a shot esp since this didnt work#EDIT: oh shit its like 4gb i do have that much space
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Wait. Kotetsu and Barnaby were partners for four years. That makes Karina like. 20. She's probably already had to struggle though explaining to her friends why she wasn't studying for her college entrance exams. Pao-Lin is 16. She's about to hit her growth spurt. (And perhaps be disappointed when she's still left as the shortest after Lara. Who pops up like a weed a few months later.)
How. I feel like i missed so much. Did they go to Karina's graduation? Did Pao-Lin have an awful acne outbreak that Nathan helped her deal with? Did they gussy up Lara for her first homecoming dance with Pao-Lin in a suit only to be called into work at the last minute? Look at each other and laugh cause at least they don't have to explain why they can't stay?
#tiger and bunny#i know none of this is probably a shcok to anyone else but it hit me like a bus just now#oh we missed so many events in their and kaedes lives#it really doesnt help that i feel like the younger cast doesnt visibly age much#watsonian: Kotetsu doesnt notice then aging so it isnt as visible#Anyway More Karina stressing about college and getting loads of unhelpful advice#and i dont care what it looks like nathan the makeup crew will deal with that#but it Hurts and i want to tear my face off help#and Pao-Lin not wanting to go to prom cause who cares thats not even a thing#and Kotetsu drifting off thinking about dancing with tomoe#and telling her she should go with someone and have a good time cause its something you cant get back#and nathan wishing they could have gone with who they wanted as themselves#and kieth as prom king but not getting it at all#and Origami saying its fine to skip he just hid in a plant the whole time it sucked#and Bunny asking what was so good about it that night and Kotetsu dancing with him#and stepping on his feet but oh to hold someone you love close and be scolded by them#makes him all mushy inside#pulling bunny closer or spinning him out or grinding against each other and see bunny? isnt it nice.
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honestly the only thing that worries me about getting sex reassignment surgeries is the fact that i dont know anyone who could be here to bathe and help me eat and watch over me and take care of the cats, etc while i recover from them
#the only one i could think of is maybe my dad but i dont know how long for#i would have to like do more research about this stuff#but even for just like ... getting my wisdom teeth pulled .. i didnt have anyone who could drive me there and back and it was 2 minutes awa#i couldnt walk home after the surgery because i would have to cross two highways walking. like....#and i sadly like .. BEGGED the office staff like ''can anyone just .. drop me off after the surgery i live a spit away from you''#and they were like ''... you KNOW this is unprecedented right .. you have nobody who can drive you ..? we never had this happen before#and that the point was so that someone could watch over me a little bit while i was recovering and high from the pain medicine#and to help feed me and stuff and get me soft food#i had to beg my roommate who i had an active falling out with to like. help me a little. and they did and drove me. but not really help#i think about moving away from TX because of this but the truth is i dont really have this kind of thing anywhere i would move to#if anything i would have LESS people where ever i moved to. and to get situated again. find another job. find another doctor. another vet.#something i still think about was i ordered groceries while i was recovering from oral surgery because .. i couldnt drive and shop for them#and the person delivering them WAITED for me to open the door to confirm yes im getting them#(i wrote in the note like ''thank you im recovering from oral surgery dont replace items with things with seeds in them#or anything more acidic replacement item. i cant have it'')#and they looked so sad looking at me like my face swollen answering the door ''do you need me to help you carry them up...''#but i did say no and that i could bring them upstairs but thank you. but it was a kind thing i still think about. i somtimes wish i said ye#and they waited for me. they waited for me to come answer the door and verify yes i got them and did i need help with them.#they looked so sad looking at me. i wonder what i looked like
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#sorry everyone i have Music Disease where i think about music a lot#i nearly put dont call me on here but i genuinely dont think anyone could pull that off as well as shinee#i rewatched the 210619 stage of i cant breathe for this and its so good and i think ooo might wear those exact outfits#polls#m#kpop#ooo#onlyoneof
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the thunderclan family tree is like a fucking minefield. i've been trying to figure out where to put willowpelt and i was about to go "aw frostfur and her can be featherwhisker's kids" but then i forgot. the brackensorrel.
#i also considered giving her to goosefeather but then i remembered. the whitestorm.#i gotta do tetris here. kinda. well tbh im tempted to pull out my secret weapon: filler ocs#give willowpelt two oc parents that just die offscreen#although i may also make willowpelt and brindleface sibs. i cant remember if theres anything there. so sorry.#thing is idk if featherwhisker here would have forbidden babies. ik i want more male medics having kids tho#i just dont know if that should be feather specifically. goosefeather even less so in this au#cause tbh i just think hes bitchless sorry#buuuuut i dont remember feather having any real character so. idk#i dont have to make anyone siblings either ig i could just say they got oc sibs that were killed off in the plague before tpb
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statistically there has to be someone out there who successfully ran an entire community of sockpuppets getting in drama with themself. like there's gotta be at least one person who's done it and never got caught
#just like law of large numbers bc theres clearly a decent number of people doing this#just based on how many stories there are of people getting caught doing this. what i call the ms scribe move#< watching the when posting goes wrong. again.#avpost#i feel like i could pull it off but i dont like drama so making drama up for myself sounds tiring#but like committing to the bit of playing 20 different people doesnt seem that hard. i think i could pull it off#hmmm. hey does anyone want to manufacture an insane legendary drama with me.#we could get on the map forever. be the subject of a 2 hour youtube video#i could help make it more real by playing 8 zany characters and not get caught. ill delete this evidence dw.
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