#i dont speak spanish but it
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"Bill... Can I call you that?" / "You can call me whatever you want except 'My Love'!"
"Ha ha! That's a joke! Everybody loves me!"
Y yo a ti Ford, or whatever. @fearoftriangles pointed out that in the Spanish version of The Book of Bill: Bill says Ford can call him anything but "Mi Amor" instead of anything but "Late for Dinner" and-
...I swear, Spanish translators cannot keep getting away with this
#Its been 4 years and i still regularly think about 'Y yo a ti Cas' you can't do this to me AGAIN#joke is that this is the format of the Destiel y yo a ti cas / dont do this cas meme but i fear by making them look happy i lost the vibe#I will redraw them with the og crying meme someday tho i think it'd be funny#Gravity falls#Billford#Stanford Pines#Bill Cipher#Ford Pines#young stanford pines#bill/ford#Bill x ford#Destiel meme#Fan art#Fanart#GF fanart#Artists on tumblr#My art#The book of bill#Tbob#Love them they are the worst and apparently even more worse in spanish <333#I hope i got the words right i do not speak spanish and i know google translate is the source of all evil 😅
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maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"
sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"
"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it
media availability | 10.29.24 (x)(x)
the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet
#matthew tkachuk#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#2425#the famous vanha kauppahalli date™#we know how bad he is at pronouncing words not in english he does not want to fuck up his husbands language in front of him#(the nhl stars try to speak german video has entered the chat)#different attitudes here lmao#“he did good” mate he was... eating food... what... what is there to praise here..?#i shivered sweet mary and joseph sasha this is how you praise maffhew? yeah id be an annoying little shit about it too#whatever they have. unexplainable. i wont even bother#im glad to see pie and cake are still very confusing for esol#somehow ive had the conversation with several different people in my lifetime and realised even i dont know what the fuck it is#in the sense that when i translate pastries into english for my american friends i just pause and go#wait... i think this is a pie... but its called a tart in spanish but its also kind of a cake? and- [windows reboot sound]#ive had to do this with pastafrola and im like please just eat it dont make me explain im gonna cry if i do#I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT BECAUSE IT DOESNT EXIST IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT TO ME JUST EAT IT#“so whats the difference between a torta and a tarta and isnt a tarta kinda like a pie-” “stop asking questions you dont want answers to”#you have no idea how upset i get trying to explain#im glad sasha at least protrays a little of that frustration by going “i dont know english word” girl SAME
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stephanie vaquer & damian priest
#literally love them#i dont speak spanish but im so happy to see everybody getting rep#i smile#stephanie vaquer#damian priest#wwe#gifs#wrestling#wweedit#pro wrestling#wwe gifs#my gifs#wrestling gifs
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Tomorrow is the big day, here's a bunch of unfinished, really cheesy joanfk (+ ponce)
#clone high#clone high fanart#clone high joan#clone high jfk#joanfk#clone high ponce#and a spanish meme if you know it ill be really surprise#and if you speak spanish and like CH come talk to me please?#i changed the way i draw jfk#still dont know if i like it...
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Every time I read Fernando cursing in fic, I can only think about this clip and then my brain short-circuits
#i have many feelings i shall not disclose about this clip#but i thought abt it again bcs in some fic i was reading it had fernando saying 'joder'#AND THIS CLIP JUST SHOT DIRECTLY INTO THE FOREFRONT OF MY BRAIN#fernando season 1 truly fed us so well#like seriously that show is a fernando fans wet dream theres just...so much...interesting...stuff...#i kept having to replay this clip bcs aaaahhhhhhhh my god.......the cursing...the low tone...the rolling Rs#wdym this clip is about being ahead in a race? all i can hear is sexy cursing and that it is brilliant :)#and nando himself listening back to the clip and just nodding confidently...I AM DEAD HE KILLED ME#(im not really used to reading Spanish J(too used to English J and German J) so the H sound doesnt really pop into my head immediately)#(so i could never really like visualize Spanish speaking charas saying words like joder in a sexy way)#(and then they showed that part in the show and my brain leaked out of my head)#*not actually strollonso but strollonso in my heart because this clip is how I visualize dom Fernando hehehe#i dont remember the ep i think it was either 4 or 5#i think itd be funny if it was 4 tho bcs i think that ep had the most insane clips and gave so much content#(that one had kitty fernando/carlando sr gay drama scene/nando getting railed(thematically)/etc)#fernando alonso#fernando(show)#fa14#formula 1#formula one#f1#we do a little bit of f1#fernando s1e5
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Lucanis Dellamorte in Dragon Age Veilguard voiced by Zach Mendez
#SPOILERS BEWARE !#lucanis#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age veilguard#Zach Mendez#the most spoilery parts are the first one with the romance and the second last one with quest stuff#so WHAT if theres romance dialogue in this. i know what i am#masc#spanish accent#i really wish i could grab parts where he speaks spanish but all i have so far is just him saying “mierda”#ill do a re edit when someone posts more on youtube#anyways.... LUCANIS BELOVED <3333#im sorry the voicework with lucanis is so 10/10#dragon age spoilers#datv#audio#ill be honest 'dont. not now' is one of my favourite lines#just with the cirucmstances#also the last audio bit i kept it in there. it has the same vibe of hawke stepped in the poopy
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Here me out; Royalty au where Roier and Jaiden have to get an arranged marriage bc politics but are literally just besties who r only doing this for public image
And as for guapoduo, consider, Cellbit being an absolute maniac on the battlefield as a young teenage knight, went to jail over just how bad it was. Around 10-15 years later, he gets a message from the royal fucking palace that he is needed to act as a war general/personal guard/whatever role due to rising tensions, cue lots of cellbit and roier (Prince x guard moment)
I like to think that Roier liked to train with the knights as a kid despite being a prince, he probably would have been one himself if not born into that role, hence the amount of time he spends sparring with Cellbit, making sure he's up to standard (definitely the only reason..)
#qsmp#qsmp au#cellbit#guapoduo#roier#qsmp roier#qsmp cellbit#jaiden#jaiden animations#qsmp jaiden#fantasy au#parrotduo#GODS I WANNA WRITE THIS SO FUCKING BAD BUT ID NEED HELP SINCE I FEEL LIKE I'D NEED TO ADD SPANISH TO IT AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPEAK SPANISH#(yes this is an invitation to anyone reading this my msgs or whatever they are called are infact open)#THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD CRIES I DONG MEAN IT IN THE ROMANCE WAY#Qsmp Royalty au
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day 102
no sabo kid
#can you imagine. having phrases of words being intrinsically stuck with you from a language you cant understand#it feels like home but you cannot speak a word of it#and you *should* know it but you dont and it feels like that part of you is lost forever when you can barely say your own name#anywayssss my mom never taught me spanish so now i have to take the ap spanish exam in 9 hours 😋#here i purposefully drew ado from dl3 under the axiom that shes a younger adeleine..no older than nine id think#younger as in she still remembers a couple of words from the Forgotten Language#after that? lack of use and lack of people to talk to made her forget by the time 64 rolls around#by star allies shes completely forgotten the language. its unrecognizable and she barely has any memory of it.#and then of course FL comes and the Identity Crisis#adeleine#adeleine kirby#kirby series#day 102
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ok i got another one
i can’t seem to find a comprehensive list of dub languages online rn, these are the audio options i can select on my netflix account – not included in the poll but also available to me are hindi, indonesian, thai and a japanese audio description. idk tho if those are all that were produced or if there’s more options that are just not available in my region, lmk if there’s something else i missed here! also if you’ve listened to/watched multiple of these options do kindly tell which one(s) you like best!
#personally im a original language with sub truther. not just with anime but in general#rlly tho i hope this gets around bc. well the results could provide some important insights on a lot of discourse in the fandom. imo#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#i uh. for what it’s worth i really don’t like the english dub i think it sounds jarring and weird#german one is pretty hit or miss i’ve watched a few scenes from different episodes and some i liked and other. not so much#most of the VAs are good but don’t really fit their respective characters#french one is pretty good! also sounds like they put more budget/professional VAs into that one. which is no surprise#given how they are about anything comic or cartoon in france#i also listened into italian and spanish i think but. i forgor#other languages that i dont speak at all are harder to judge so haven’t checked those yet#with japanese i have atleast a very basic understanding of grammar and some common vocabulary and phrases
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The Reds the Feds and Wash : GOSSIP
Look. This is as legible as i get ok i tried
Also known as Neko_you_Lying_Little_Shit (affectionate)
#rvb#red vs blue#rvb donut#rvb lopez#rvb sarge#rvb washington#batsy art#my art#rvb oc: the clovers#necoda ‘neko’ micce#anton pavoz#part one of the running gag in my head of neko just lies about shit for no reason#and if he liked you he wont even make it convincing#like saying he doesnt speak spanish. in spanish#color coordinated text bubbles help distingish who is talking i hope but i never remember to use proper tail directions until im in too deep#and then i dont want to rearrange it on something silly and indulgent so i Dont#anyways#appreciate some of the best donut’s i’ve ever drawn#and florida he came out real pretty#(i will appreciate neko and pavoz i dont expect others to focus on my ocs when theres canon blorbos)#biting neko tho he deserves it trust me#next clover comic: anton pavoz and antoine bitters beefing#one day i’ll draw ivia hanging out with her idiot boys but shes a medic shes got shit to DO in a civil war#wash’s half assed dye job my beloved
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minecraft men
#qsmp fanart#wilbur soot fanart#qsmp#philza#philza minecraft#slimecicle#slime charlie#mcty fanart#wilbur soot#philza fanart#slimecicle fanart#i dont speak spanish#im sorry it i misspell anythink
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Played the ES... I am just so profoundly uncomfortable with that story and not in the good horror way. In the oh God no this feels racist and bad- way
#i... i am 98% too white to comment specifically#(and that 2% isn’t even the right indigenous modernly spanish-speaking group)#but jesus guys WHAT THE FUCK#STOP#NO#DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT 200#fallen london#fl crit#i just dont!! like!! it!#it feels bad!! it feels very bad with this!!#we should put the third city on a goddamn shelf until you guys can stop! doing bad stuff!
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who up for another batch o magma noodles part 2
#digital art#my art#fanart#spark the electric jester#spark tej#stej#my doodle addiction is so strong i need to stop it#also dont ask why i made fark speak spanish i simply pulled that outta my ass
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saw someone say this was a year ago what do you mean it was a year ago it was WHAT
#no way in hell#no WAY#no me gustan los menthols or whatever he said#hashtag im fluent in spanish#my best friend is spanish and i dont speak a word i need to learn oh god sofia im so sorry#blah blah!#matty healy
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My mom and her dad are the same person
#my art#comic#comics#ryss rambles#irl comic#my grandfather speaks primarily spanish#so he calls applebees appol bees#on the same night he did the evil applebees he also did something else#that was such a mood#he picked up a heavy box moved it two feet and then went#i quit#and walked away#it was so funny and i was like#thats a mood fr#when the box is too heavy i quit#but yeah my mom and grandpa dont look like theyre related but you talk to them and they are the same person#they have the same evil laugj#and the same humor#they call each other silly names in spanish#and theyre both very handy#they renovate houses together as like a hobby#we're puerto rican btw#my moms family is taino native which also extends to me teehee
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#prefacing this with I Know Spanish. i cant not know spanish‚ my parents don't speak english#but im the only one of my siblings that didnt get to go to school over there 🇲🇽 (just pre school)#adn the thing is like. my siblings wld talk to me in eng of course#(if they talked to me at all! what do u say to a baby when you're 9 12 and 15 yrs older.)#and my parents wld similarly jst not talk to me? i did not have conversations with them from birth to now lol.#thjere is something about how like. my sisters kids are also learning the languages at the same time#but when they mess up in spanish theyre corrected‚ by my sister (their mom)‚ my other sister‚ my parents#why not Me. why wasnt that extended to Me as a child...#the same reason I have the least amount of baby pictures while my siblings all have one full book each i bet#the same reason why my and my eldest sister are 15 yrs apart LOL#igts so crazy to me. i hate mentioning this bc people assume#im one of those ppl who isnt fluent bc their parents speak english and spanish and never taught them#my parents dont speak english❗❗❗❗#my nephew thats older than me who is my fave family member and also only speaks spanish#is coming up on sunday idk that i can fully carry convo with him!#pure spanglish bc i didnt grow up having convos in it writing it reading it#thats why im so desperate to read books in spanish now. im so deeply ashamed#igts so crazy. i hate it.#saw a comment on smthng the other day thats like ''idk how u can have parents that only speak spanish and not know it lol''#well can you take a guess. can u take a guess as to how that would happen via interactions. lack thereof.#idk why but its even more embarrassing this way. genuinely how cld u not know...?#its like i was born to feel isolated from my family in every single way...youngest by so many years#the language thing. the Hates Eating thing. the trans thing. most severe failure to launch#im so embarrassed to be alive....!#and i dont belong anywhere. and i am Alone wherever I am.#abandoned by direct and distant relatives. ancestors.
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