#i dont recall

[rugwurm]

gals and pals!!

[yourdailymarvelmemes]

[firstkhaoo]

so no geminifourth again??

[grimescum-2]

grampa cunt has fallen and he cant get up

[nylwnder]

did i ask?

[animentality]

I feel like insulting strangers and ranting about their minor slight against someone else is more pathetic then like, being a teen who hasn’t been in a professional setting before. I think you need to take a step back and examine why you feel the need to be so toxic about someone you don’t know.

The fuck is this about?

[vigilskeep]

Why did nobody tell me how funny Loghain is in Stolen Throne?

the stolen throne was funny?

[incorrect-dying-light-quotes]

should i draw rais and his son like this

[glimpsesofeuterpe]

was there ever a day for last four years i actually felt safe?

[midnight-stormm]

Did we ever get the last episode to Karl's lost tape series?

[imonaskypecallmom]

audience who is hyperfixated on the series vs. creator who cant remember shit

[beansnpeets]

Thinking about human behaviour compared to animal behaviour again.

It's funny to hear people (the older gens) complaining that "kids these days are lazy, they don't wanna work, etc." What do we get for busting our asses? There is no reward. Many will never own homes. Many are unemployed, trying to find work, and nobody will hire them because they don't have a million years experience and a masters degree OR they want people to work for minimum wage??? People are giving up because there is no reward. Why would we do all this for nothing?

Same as a dog that won't recall when you haven't reinforced it with a reward. Your dog isn't going to do what you tell it to if there is no incentive. No, your dog SHOULDN'T listen just because you're boss and it should respect you. That isn't how it works. They don't think that way. And honestly neither do people.

When we went hiking Sprocket wasn't always taking treats gently from me when I recalled her or she checked in and I rewarded and my one friend told me to stop giving her treats. I told him I won't work for free so why should she. And he said "I do things for free all the time because I want to do them," and I didn't say it then, but I wish I had, but if you like doing it, that's the incentive. It's a self-rewarding behaviour. Just like anything else a dog does, like chasing a squirrel or sniffing things or getting into the trash. Heeling instead of going off to sniff stuff or recalling off of something they want to chase is something you have to reinforce. You have to give them something better so they make the choice you want them to make. They won't make it just because they *respect* you. They won't willingly recall off of exciting prey out of RESPECT. You need to give them a tangible reward for that. You cannot possibly expect your dog to listen just because and then punish them for disobeying you.

Yeah, Sprocket bit my fingers a couple times. The one time pretty hard. But she was excited. She knows how to take gently and I reminded her and she tried very hard to be gentle most of the time. I wasn't going to stop rewarding her for checking in with me and recalling while we were off leash hiking in the woods. I want her to know that coming back to me is good and in the event of an emergency I would like her to not blow me off.

[motheatencrow]

Did you leave Zote to die? (Please say you did.)

i unfortunately did not 😔

[cvnt4him]

Seen someone talking ab giggley sex n my mind went to izuku thanks to a special little mutual of mine

Js thinking ab izuku trying to seduce you or something and making you laugh, he'd get so embarrassed that he'd end up giggling and snorting with you. He'd lie you down on the bed and crawl on top of you slowly holding in his little chuckles trying to escape, peppering kisses across your body as he makes his way up to you.

Just messy kisses being shared through breathy laughs and small mewls and moans. You're both smiling so hard your teeth accidentally clash against each others erupting more laughter from you both.

Thinking ab zuku struggling getting inside without making any noise, his moans strangled and huffed out as he shoved himself inside. He waits for you to adjust to his thick girth and breathes heavily, his eyes shut and brows slightly together as he sighs and looks up to you, you were smiling hard trying not to giggle but the funniness of this sweet and intimate moment gets to you, and soon your lover as well.

With a wobbly smile and a snicker in his throat he leans in and places his forehead on yours as he moves. His movements are bumpy and slightly unsteady as if he were a virgin again, but it was so sweet and wholesome you enjoyed every odd little moment you both had.

Bonus!!

Lit fixating on his shaky moans leaving him as he breaths heavily on top of you. His eyes squeezed closer and his thrusts speeding up ever so slightly. He's slowly losing his composure but he wants this to be as good for you as possible. He couldn't help the strangulated moan that left his throat, all whiney and full of air he groans lowly in your ear and boy does that do things to you.

“ oh.... ohhh~ fuck.. nnggghh... shit y/n..”

“is it—....fuck.. is it good? am I doing..- good?”

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@/anzs-stuff [gave me the idea of izu

@/wttcsms [inspo

[bittwitchy]

some new sad girl guy spring dialogue for sebby!

also bonus bc its summer 13 now and i already gave him a bouquet

[mipexch]

been thinking about something wicked a little too much lately. no harm in romanticizing the ominous dreadful unstoppable force