#i dont need drugs jesus is the only drug i need

[orangekip]

maybe i should start cosplaying as a christian just enough to relieve some pressure on my traumatized brain so i can function again

how are y’all coping with The Horrors today, i’ve started listening to a christian band i used to listen to all the time growing up (mercyme if ur familiar). twas the first band i ever saw in concert. not in a “wait what if i wanted to be a christian again” way but in a “these sounds in this order are comforting and familiar” way. weird but im accepting it bc it works

[muntitled]

Would you ever make a Rodrick Heffley (Devon Bostick) x black!fem goth reader?

She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

Rodrick Heffley x afab!reader

Summary: Sleeping with him hadn't been a mistake. Your only mistake was leaving the morning after.

Warnings: Language, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Mutual Pining, Perv!Rodrick, Fluff, Insecurities, Goth!Reader, Rodrick is Whipped, Smut +18 (mdni), Make Up Sex, Praise Kink, Bondage, Dirty Talk, Rough Sex, Needy Sex, Fingering

You were not a weak person, nor are you ever so overly emotional. 

In fact, most of everyone who knew you ( admittedly a very small amount) would describe you as anything but weak

So what the hell is this?

"What do you think I should say when I get there?” Your voice is as rocky as a glacier and the sun is burning heavily through your fishnets. You could feel every heat ray seep through your long sleeved Black Sabbath shirt and your make up was feeling particularly cakey. Were it not for your best friend forcing you to face Rodrick, you would've been happy to spend the rest of your day huddled up in your listening, listening to the grave sounds of Bauhaus as you unplaited your hair.

The sun wouldn't normally be a problem for you. You'd wear these clothes if the sun was at your doorstep.

But right now, your senses are heightened. The stares you get wouldn't normally bother you, but this friday afternoon, they're piercing all over you. 

"You look constipated," your best friend says as she clutches her glitter covered notebook to her chest. "Stop that-" her lips stained in hot pink pull into a downwards smile.

In contrast, your black stained lips are pulled in a very obvious frown while the dread consumes your face. You walk side by side towards the boys dorm and usually the juxtapositioning doesn't bother you, but a great many things bother you today. You feel like a dark cloud beside her quirky pink perfumed self. Her hair is long and reigned in with a pink bow while your black braids were constantly tied back with a black knitted scrunchie. The juxtaposition didnt bother you.

This afternoon, you’re just hyper-aware of all the boys peppered outside the dormitories. And all their eyes are looking through you. As if you were nothing but a spectre.

Everyone except Rodrick seemed to look through you. When you had met him, it was as if a veil was lifted and suddenly you were thrust into the light.

You had been wall-flowering at a party in your first year of university. Your best friend, lost among the crown while you dug your earbuds in.

If it weren't for the shadow that had fallen over your frame, you might have fallen asleep right then and there, to the sound of Ghost’s instrumentals blasting in your eardrums.

You noticed him waving frantically at you, having yet to remove your earbuds. You didn't know what to make of his thickly applied eyeliner or his messy-on-purpose head of hair. But back then, you didn't really trust this university setting. 

For all you knew, his Joy Division shirt was a means to trap unsuspecting weird girls into sleeping with him.

And so with a very unimpressed frown you had shaked your head and said, ��Sorry, I dont have any change,”

He threw his head back in laughter at that. 

He liked you even more now. 

Sure you were the only girl at this party he could ever imagine exchanging saliva with but now he realised you had a personality too? He was a goner.

“I’m not homeless,” His voice reached your ears and you soon realised that he had forcefully removed one bud, “Just wanted to ask you what you were drinking,”

“Why?” Your eyes scanned from his face, to his worn out boots, “Are you planning on messing with it?”

“Jesus,” He cackled, “I should've mentioned that I’m very clearly not a member of any sort of frat.” He raised his hands and said, “I come in peace,”

“I’m not planning on sleeping with you,” 

“I dont need to drug you to get you to sleep woth me,” He leaned awkwardly against the wall and said, “I’m in a band,”

“That doesnt work on me,”

Except it had, and that very evening you and Rodrick had exchanged saliva in a very long make out session that carried you to his on-campus dorm room. 

The very building you are currently navigating, in search of his room.

“I can feel my heart beating out my ribcage,” Your best friend stops in front of a door, one of many down a very long hall.

“It's  fault for ditching the guy the morning after,”

“I didn't ditch him,” You murmured, staring at the floor in shame,

“I'm sorry,” she says, “but the walk of shame story I keep hearing from the football boys about the girl dressed in black fleeing the halls can only be one person-”

“Just go talk to your boyfirned,” You had grumbled.” The door swung open. Your best friend pushed you in the direction of room 7112 as she said, “And you go talk to yours,”

Before you left, you quickly asked, “So, I like… look okay?”

She shook her head, causing another nauseating wave of anxiety to flood your system. “You look like you crawled out of a cemetery.” She says, assessing your very plain and incredibly boring black long-sleeve shirt and your ripped black skirt worn overy ripped stockings.

“Which is how you usually look,” She says, causing your heart to lessen its alarm, “All that black lipstick will send the Freakshow into an absolute spiral,” She winked before sending you on your merry way.

When Rodreick Heffley hears a knock on his door, he almost immediately assumes it's for his roomate. Then he remembers he’s a third year, with no roommate in sight. “Uh-What is it!?” Is all he screamed at the door, hoping that whoever it is would leave him alone. He hadn't been too close, the actress on his laptop screen was far too loud, and far too… perky. He knew that if he closed his eyes and just focused hard enough, he'd be rid of this horrible boner that had been plaguing him for weeks.

Since you left him.

“Don’t do that,” Rodrick squeezed his eyes shut, “Do not think about she-who-shall-not-be-named.” The knock sounded again and he angrily paused his video as he stuffed his cock back into his jeans. Rodrick cursed as he wied his hand with some clothing item littering across his floor and his voice is less-than-friendly when he rips the door open.

“Uh-”

He has to take a moment to close his eyes. When he opens them, you are standing there, sheepishly raising your hand to wave.

“She-who-shall-not-be-named,” He says in an airy whisper.

“What?” You tilt your head questioningly.

Before you can get another word out Rodrick slams the door in your face. Unbeknownst to you, he’s trying to get rid of a week's worth of masturbation material. Evidence of how badly you had affected him, how lonely he had been since you left. He even opened the curtains and when he opened the door again, you noticed he smelled vaguely like aftershave.

“W-What brings you back here?” He tries to be cold. He really does. But this is you. His heart is soaring at the very sight of you. 

Beautiful you. 

In your dark eyeliner and equally dark lips.

He looks away because he has to. You hadnt even said more than 5 words to him but his body was already having a very niticebale response to your presence.

He opens the door wider as he lets you in, “Did you forget something?” He all but sneers and you squeeze your eyes shut as you slide his door closed behind you. You were in this room again and the flashbacks were almost unstoppable. You remembered the way he kissed you. The way he prioritised your pleasure-

“I’m sorry,” You say, completely knocking the wind out of him, “When I left like how I did, I thought I was protecting myself… I didn't know if you wanted anything serious,”

“I would’ve told you I did,” He says, staring at the ground as he stands in the middle of the room, like a tall tree lost in the middle of nowhere, “but we were a little too preoccupied sucking face,”

You snort at that, and he smiles too.

He didn't wanna admit how terribly he had taken your departure. You were the first girl that liked him back. The first girl to actually like his presence. The first girl he could talk to about the things that made him smile. The sleepless nights bled into restless days. Days spent coaxing a jumpy knee under every table…

“So you missed me then?” A smirk flitted on his face as he folded his arms. You rolled your eyes as the cockiness reared its head, moving to sit down on his bed as you hid your smile.

“I didn't say all that,” You declared,

"Don't be like that," he says stalking towards you, his voice suddenly serious but a smile still present, "I know you missed me,"

The arrogance dripping from his voice escalates your blood pressure and sends all your inner systems into overdrive. As his shadow falls over you, you unconsciously lean further against the bed until you're lying supine. "You look like a whore," You can't help but say, eyeing his tight short sleeve shirt showing off a sliver of his waist.

He gasps, "Whatever do you mean?" Rodrick playfully lifts a leg up as he crawls on top of you. "Is the seduction working? Because yours is working on me. I’m trying incredibly hard not to eye-fuck you right now," He's made himself comfortable on his side but his eyes are the very juxtapositioning of 'relaxed'. They unapologetically scan your thighs, clad in your netted stockings

"Get over here," he rasps, "My patience is running incredibly thin," and so you do. You lift your torso and he hovers over you as you both meet in the middle. Rodrick murmurs against your lips, the kiss is furious and hurried and you don't know where to put your hands, "Everything about you is so fucking electric," if only he knew, the only electricity, in your mundane life was brought on by him. 

With him, your life was a hazy sea of black eyeliner and a never sweet, loud music. He made you feel alive.

Rodrick’s lips push furiously against yours, scolding you for your absence, punishing you for your distance. "Crazy," he says as his lips drift to the side of your mouth, "I've been going fucking crazy without you,"

Your mind races with the sudden electrifying feeling of having him back. Rodrick’s hands slithered to the nape of your neck, as he eases your head onto the mattress.

Rodrick’s hand soon finds your breast, soft under the fabric as he groans against your skin. “Fuck, I might not last long,” He admits, already rolling his hips into yours.

“Me too,” You admit, causing another loud moan to leave his lips.

He silences you with another fervid kiss. You're completely lost in him. In the intense smell of weed and leather. The unmistakable sting of metal on your skin. His full and awfully skilled lips are far too eager to get to your breasts. 

"This-" he rasps. You’re not even cognitively aware that he's lowered you onto the blanket, his teeth feel far too fucking good as they scrape along the material covering your breasts, "This shit," he hovers lightly above you, "This shit needs to come off."

"Are you asking for my permission?" You prop yourself up by your forearms, mouth swollen from his kisses as you smirk. "Since when did Rodrick Heffley ever ask permission for anything in his life?" 

Your words send a warm string of pleasure straight through his cock and he audibly groans as he sits back on his haunches. 

He sings in an awfully cherry voice: "Hands up now! Be a good girl," 

"You're fucking crazy," You whisper as you raise your hands, letting him undress you.

He watches you like a hawk, gauging your every reaction, to make sure you even wanted this- even wanted him at all. The moment your nipples, dark and erect, come into his field of vision, he knows he’s done. "This isn't gonna hurt," he whispers, feeling the need to reassure you. "I promise-"

"Rodrick?"

"Yeah?"

"I'm begging you to fuck me," 

Every single part of your being was screaming for him since the moment you arrived.  You had barely been able to keep a straight face throughout the entirety of your mindless conversation.

"You look so fucking hot right now," he says, lowering his lips to your ear, sending a plethora tiny, reassuring kisses, as if trying to distract you from your wrists meeting above your head, and the jangle of the metal joinging them together. 

You look up and your heart rattles when you notice him binding your wrists above your head.

"You have no fucking idea how much I've thought about this moment," the usual rasp in his voice is somehow raspier, darker.

"You've thought about this?" You queried as he stripped your bottom bare, “Kinky, Kinky boy,” You say as your legs spread unprecedentedly. He sends an awed look at your legs before staring back at you.

"Fuck yes," he replies, "I've had nothing but my hand to-" he chuckles dryly, "fill the void,"

He tugs on the cuffs and you gasp, completely unprepared for the wave of arousal that washes over you. "These good?" He asks and you nod.

“Perfect," Rodrick lowers his head to your supine body once more, "I think you're fucking perfect," 

He drags a hand over your body, over the curve of your breast and over the softness of your belly until his fingers meet your exposed cunt. Your head is a wild cloud of braids against the blanket but you could hardly care. You couldn't care less about how completely needy you were for him.

"Jesus- Rodrick" his fingers slip through your folds, eager to spread the embarrassing amount of slick already accumulated there. 

"I need you to promise me," Rodrick watches his hand disappear in your pants as he begins to set a steady, mind numbing pace.

"What're are you- Holy fuck, just there," your back arches off the blanket, eager for your clit to meet his fingers. But he relents.

"I need you to promise me you'll never disappear again."

There's an agonisingly slow build-up as Rodrick’s callused fingers tease your sensitive clit. 

"You gotta say it, Babe, or the declaration is null and void-"

"Yes!" You reply with a quickness, "Okay? I-yes..."

There's a shit-eating grin that splayed over his face. "Now the fun begins," 

You're far too focused on bringing yourself to orgasm, but your entire plan crumbles when he slips his hand out of your pants. You glare up at him, dissatisfaction radiating off of you in waves.

"Don't be like that,” He teases. “I've got little Ole needs too." His quick in discarding his shirt, and as he does so, your anger dissipates for a few heavenly seconds. His tattoo is a glorious patch of ink splashed on an ivory wall. A mark any normal person would undoubtedly regret in their later life and see as the product of a dumb adolescent mistake. But Rodrick never regretted anything he did. He was as firm as the ground beneath you.

"I fucking-" His lips meet the inside of your thigh, "-can't believe this is a thing that's happening,"

"It's happening," You say, unable to curb your enthusiasm. Your own voice is thick with desire. 

"I need you so fucking bad." He says, "I need to be inside you so fucking bad," 

Rodrick is quick to lower his jeans. He uncovers his hard cock, moving his hand along its length, as he stares at you in complete awe. "Hey, Babe?" You begrudgingly drag your gaze away from his hand to his face. "Try not to have the time of your life, m'kay," 

You're about to chide him but he slams his cock all the way into you. His movements are sloppy as they are hurried, and your eyes roll back from the intensity at having every single need met.

"Fuck yes, Rodrick!" Your wanton moans bounce into his ears, filling him with brazing satisfaction. Your hands cuffed above your head elicit another wave of pleasure. Youre utterly bared to him.

"You're never leaving me again, alright?" His forearm is beside your head, allowing him to watch you intensely as he pounds his cock further in. "You're never gonna pull that shit again," His angry thrusts punctuate his sentence, pushing every unsavoury sound out of your throat.

"I fucking promise- OH FUCK-" He sends a hand in between your intwined bodies, flicking your clit and having your cunt tighten deliciously around him.

"Are you gonna cum already?" 

"Shut the fuck-"

"Don't worry," he buries his head in the nape of your neck. "I'm right behind you,"

Rodrick’s thrust deepens and his pace around your clit accelerates until you're finally pushed over the edge. Your vision sprinkles with flecks of light as blind as the stars above you as you cum. "OH JESUS-SHIT," Rodrick pulls out of your wet cunt. Hurriedly stradling your hips before shooting ropes of cum all over your stomach.

You don't mind.

You feared Rodrick could get away with anything.

"Holy fuck- I-Im so sorry," 

He quickly somersaults up from his overzealous fit of pleasure and peers down at you wide-eyed. "Jesus Christ I- I should get you cleaned up," 

You chuckle, as you watch the boy scramble to find the keys to the cuffs. "Don't worry- I could just rinse off in the later-"

His ears perk up at that. Rodrick looks down at his nail painted in onyx, “L-Later?” He asks shyly. That means youre staying.

“Yes. Later.”

[strrykais]

(❤︎) love shot

sometimes the best feeling is the way his mouth moves against you, and other times.. its the taste of sweet sweet revenge.

cw: fingering, oral (fem receiving), drugging, bondage, foot on crotch, mentions of death, gangs mentioned, revenge, age gap if you squint (its legal like 6-10yrs idk dont think too hard about it ! just putting here to be safe!) not proof read! wc: 1.5k

requested: Idea to distract you: the reader tying Seungmin, Han, Lee Know or I.N. to a chair for sexy times and they absolutely just melt under the readers attention.

「 authors note 」 took this and definitely deviated from their plot... and i'm very proud of it.. let me know your thoughts.. for more click here !

minho almost had a heart attack when he walked into the living room to see you sitting in the dark. you have been waiting for him to come home for hours now only thinking he wouldn't be gone for so long.

"jesus baby, you scared me. why are you sitting in the dark?" minho reached for the light switch, turning it on to see your pouting face.

"you are late babe. where the hell have you been?" you say crossing one leg over the other, the gown you wear sliding down your thigh. minho couldn't help but glance down. you knew his one true weakness was your thighs. He could spend hours in between them and that is exactly where you planned to have him tonight. if only he wasn't so late.

"i know baby, but the boss needed me and you know how demanding they are." He takes off his jacket and throws it over the couch walking to you. He places his hands on either side of the chair, trapping you in.

"you should really leave that gang. it's only gonna lead you to an unfortunate end." you reach out to caress his cheek as he leans into your touch.

"don't say that baby, plus i can't exactly say my girlfriend wants me home before 11. if anybody knew about you, you cou-"

"yes min i know, i could be seriously hurt. but it would be great to you know see you more than once every two weeks." you say leaning back into the armrest. minho takes this opportunity to lean in and press a kiss into your lips. you open your mouth letting him deepen the kiss as you are melting into it.

minho places both hands on your cheeks, running them down your arms and firmly placing them on your thighs. You sigh into his lips as he gently separates your crossed legs, gently pulling you down as he detaches himself for you taking in your appearance. 

Your blushed cheeks, your puffy lips, your gown slipping off one shoulder, minho loved that he had this effect on you. He never got tired of seeing how needy you begged for him and tonight was gonna be no different. He places a kiss on your temple, then gets down on his knees right between your legs.

You watch as he pushes your legs further apart, the gown slowly riding up. He takes notice of you not wearing any underwear and lets out a soft groan. 

“Not wearing any panties? Since when did you become such a dirty girl.” squishing the meat of your thighs, rubbing his hands all over your legs but never rubbing the place you needed him to.

“I can’t help it when you look so good.” hips lifting trying to get him to touch you, to relieve the ache. 

Minho lets out a breathy laugh at the way he completely had you under his spell. He usually loved to tease you, but the way you looked was so pretty he just needed to taste you. Minho glides his fingers through your folds gathering up your wetness, pressing onto your clit giving it a pinch between his fingers.

You moan at the feeling, getting lost in the way he was playing you like a fiddle. Minho did a lot of bad things in the field he worked but one thing he was good at was making you reach completion with his hands and mouth every time. 

He removes his fingers from your clit replacing them with his mouth, alternating between sucking and licking. You were completely unraveling at the way his mouth was devouring you. Its like he was a man starving and you are his next meal. 

Minho inserts two fingers into your wet hole, not giving you time to adjust as he presses against your walls in the spot he knows will make you lose your mind. Your moans were music to his ears, which only fueled him more as his fingers thrust in and out. Minho was a man on a mission he wanted, no he needed to make you come into his mouth. He sucked harder, pressed harder, thrusting harder. It didn't take long before you clenched your thighs around minhos head squeezing hard. 

“I'm gonna cum. Fuck baby please don’t stop. Dont stop.” you moan out, one hand gripping the armrest and the other lying to his hair pulling hard as you start to grind down on his face. You let out a loud moan as your legs shake, cumming in his mouth.

Minho groans still deep in your pussy, fingers still helping you ride out your high. His mouth licks up your orgasm. He falls back on his heels admiring his work. 

“Open up baby.” he guides his fingers into your mouth as you suck harshly, licking his fingers clean of your orgasm. He groans as your warm tongue wraps around them. He pulls out his fingers, your mouth making a popping noise as he pulls out.

“Fuck your mouth is so warm. Wanna be a good girl and let me use it.” 

“Yes, if you let me have some fun now.” you say glancing up at him. He groans at the way your eyes are glossed over completely willingly to suck him off. 

“Fuck baby do whatever you want, as long as you continue to look at me like that.” you smile nodding your head as you help him undo a few buttons. You kiss him, fully wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling him into you. You giggle out as he grabs a handful of your ass. 

“You gotta trust me okay?” you say as you pull away from him, switching sides with him and pushing him down on the chair. He furrowed his eyebrows as he watched you walk away returning with a glass of liquid and red rope. 

“You are not tying me up.” he shakes his head in disbelief, in awe that you would even be into this, so dominating, minho has always been the dominant one in the relationship so he was quite confused about why you never brought it up.

“Baby, please. Just one time, that's all I ask.” you twirl the rope around, extending out the drink. “Here, this will calm your nerves.” you smile at his face. He looked at you skeptically, sighing, you brought the glass to your lips, but he stopped you before you could. 

“Okay give me the drink, it better be vodka.” you nod your head handing him the glass as he downs it in a gulp. Placing the glass on the table beside the chair. 

“Don't worry baby, I'll be gentle.” you go to work on tying him to the chair, starting with his arms and then going down to his legs. Minhos heart was racing, he had never been so submissive to a woman before this was new to him. He watched as you made sure the knots were tight almost like you have practiced for this very moment. 

Once you are satisfied with your work you step back grabbing minho’s chin forcing him to look up at you. “Gosh it's almost a shame it has to end this way.” you softly say, voice losing its loving tone. Making your way to the radio, putting on some music.

Minho was starting to worry about the way you were staring at him. Before minho can ask what you meant, you tied something around his mouth to get him to be quiet. Minho pulls against his restraints realizing that you have tied him tightly, and he has no way of getting out. Minho watched as you made your way back to him pulling up a chair to sit across from him. 

“You know we have been seeing each other for 3 months and you still haven’t recognized me minho.” you watch the sheer panic in his eyes trying to make sense of what you are saying. “Of course you don’t, I was only a child when we first met.” you extend your leg, pressing firmly on his crotch. Minho groans as the pain, mind becoming fuzzy, he was starting to lose control of his body, he feels like he was drunk, he couldn’t fight back against the tight hold of the ropes.

“You took something very important to me, and when I finally found you, I knew what had to be done. Who would've thought someone as pretty as you would be so dumb.” you watch as minho head fights to stay up right. You take your foot off of him, pulling his hair so his eyes were looking straight into yours. 

“Don’t worry I'm not gonna kill you, but your boss might. You see he found me and stopped me from killing you on the spot, made me an offer I couldn't refuse. All I had to do was get you all drugged up and weak and I would be set for life. Your boss is a scary man.. But he seems to hate you more than I do. Something about playing both sides? Minho people don’t like snitches.” the ringing of a phone breaks your attention from him, letting him go, head fully flopping over. 

“He’s yours. Come on up.” with one last glance to minho, completely unconscious in the chair, you grab your coat from the rack, walking out, never looking back.

ⓒ strrykais

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[rzyraffek]

Fallout4 characters with teen!sole

Bestie you are litteraly describing one of my oc's! Of course its purley platonic😊 teen!sole is also from valut and was in fidge for last 200years. I refer to them as 'kid' bcs thats how some of characters would probably treat them anyways. Also its a screenshot vuz I accidentally deleted the ask and luckily had some sort of proof

Maccready

The only guy here with any expirence with kids

Dad vibe

Type of guy who says "We need to cut it off" after Sole tells him their hand hurts

Will teach them how to shoot, hunt ect

Also scold them every time they talk with any shady people??? Like he really doesnt want them to end up like him with whole 'gunners incident'

He thinks that Sole would get along with Duncan well!

If Sole calls him 'dad' mans gotta be so happy

Deacon

Secretly worried about their saftey, like Commonwealth is dangerous place for trained adults, and for kids ESPECIALLY ones who have no knowlage about defence or weapons

But he never shows his worries, just hangs around being cool dude he is😎😎

Rich cousin/uncle vibe

You like this cool hat you saw like week ago? Boom see it apear inside your closed 2days later

His love language (quick remidner that love also can be platonic🙄😎) is giving them little gifts when they don't see him or leaving notes with remiders on them ^^

Quick reminder that he and his wife wanted to have kids! So yeah Sole makes him wonder if thats how it feels to have kids tbh

If Sole calls him 'dad' bro will freeze and panic, probably pretending that he thought that was a joke but he's sweating so hard rn

Hancock

Wtf a child? Here?

Bestie you really shouldn't be here

If Sole is in this cringy teen phase when they do drugs/cigarettes, watch him say stuff like "drugs=bad" meanwhile taking some mentats

Your friendly local drug dealer vibe

Dude gonna teach them how to manipulate assholes, trow knifes, gaslight and still look stylish

If Sole ever tells him about their parents he will be angry, like ??? Why would anyone do anything to a kid???

He will litteraly pay fahrenheit to watch them when he's busy

Preson

"Fire, pretty sky and a lot of storytelling in middle of nowhere" vibe

Im 100% sure he knows how to play on guitar and will try to teach them

He will try to act mature and lead them to the right path but he won't try to be their "new perent" unless Sole is clear that they see him as father figure, he will never even bring this up.

When they call him 'dad' mans will be the happiest minuteman in history. Also if kid will even mention their past caretakers he will just tell them to forget about them cuz they aren't coming back and they are never going to hurt Sole anymore

Gage

How on earth some kid killed Colter? No one knows but Gage is impressed.

He gets annoyed by lack of knowlage and skills, ye ye he gets that they are like 13 or something but come on hes not going to do anything for them. Huh what do you mean you are from valut? Before the war?? Damn kid and im happy to be alive. Stop lying

*sighs* "jesus boss let me do it"

Older brother vibes.

"How many times i have to tell you, dont hang out with pack members they have bad influence on you AND do not even think about going near Nisha"

He needs to learn ALOT he dumped his family and even if he had younger siblings he never really took care of anyone, never, so yeah it is challenging

If Sole somehow calls him 'dad' they were probably incredibly tired or something very emotional happened. No matter how it happend Gage will ignore it and later overthink when Sole wont be around, like ??? Me??? Gee what kind of parental figure this kid had?? Should I check on them more often??

Danse

Uhh erm a child ee greeting?

Akward

At first he sees Sole as lil civilan and just tells them where to find nearest safe place/diamond city cuz hes very very busy and cant take care of child while on duty. If kid hangs around more he will probably warm up

Of course he will ask about their parents but when Sole tells him some upsetting stuff he won't ask again, he won't tell them to go home either. He will just idk let them vibe

I can imagine Sole just tagging along his missions by just begging him to hang out with them constantly. They quickly get along. Very lonley soldier and kid who lost everyone.

One of those 'depressed dude adopts random child he found in middle of knowhere' prompt

When Sole calls him 'dad' he gonna get emotional fr fr pls civilan he's on duty he cant cry rn 😭

Yall I loved writting for gage i might do part 2 with Gage just trying to figure out how kids work. Also another pole cuz I still have no clue how to delete those on phone. And as always, I used x reader tags ONLY to reach bigger audience 🦊

[isdalinarhot]

im planning to go on t soon, and i wanted to know if theres anything you would tell someone about to go on? unexpected side effects, cool things that happened, general timeframe, etc? its cool if no

-orgasms change day 1 brother. like that’s the first real change is that all of a sudden you cum different. and your sex drive goes up immediately too if you’re someone who isn’t ace in the way where you don’t have a libido either. Not a distracting amount but you sure do go man pop culture sure was right about the general horniness of teenage boys

-bottom growth won’t be noticeable until like 3-4 months in, but it’ll start hurting within like a week. Just power through it and wear your most comfy undies. Now that I’m. Jesus 7 months on T? I get less growing pains in that regard but in the beginning it’s mildly uncomfortable but also kinda cool

-if you have penetrative vaginal sex get lube asap because while you still do get somewhat wet, it won’t be nearly as much as you did pre T. Better safe than sorry.

-YOU WILL SWEAT SO MUCH. like i don’t think anyone prepared me for how sweaty i was gonna be always. A neutral thing but yeah

-the second big thing I noticed was I was better at lifting heavy objects about a month in. Like I am a wimp weakling who doesn’t work out so I don’t have dramatic increases in strength but I used to fight for my life to carry a bag of groceries and a gallon of milk in from a grocery run and now it’s no problem. It used to take me 2 arms to carry my 2 liters of vodka home from the liquor store and I’d be dying by the time I got home but now I can hoist it under one arm no problem and don’t start getting sore until I’ve been walking for like half a mile. It’s super cool!

-you will smell worse like objectively due to boysmell being stronger than girlsmell and also all the sweat so I recommend showering about twice as often as you did pre T. So like if you only needed to shower once every 2 days now do it daily, if you needed a shower once a day do it twice. Don’t wash your hair more than usual though!

-some people get hungrier on T, I personally didn’t. Keep some beef jerky (or some mixed nuts if you don’t eat meat) on hand just in case because T hunger is very much a Protien Hunger (or so I’ve heard).

-my voice started changing about 5 and a half months in, and it’s gonna be pretty easy to deal with when talking, but singing will be kind of a landmine while you try to navigate your new range. I’ll let you know when that evens out 🥲

-body hair is more of a genetic thing, and is different for everyone. My friend got the beginnings of a mustache 2 months on T, I have 0 facial hair but darker hair on my forearms and belly 7 months in. Be patient.

-like, the day before you start T it is in your vested interest to take a neutral nude both of your general body and of your junk just so that when you’re like “am I going crazy or has my fat redistributed/has my bottom growth been noticeable” you don’t have to fight for your life to dig through ancient nudes/hole pics for some measure of comparison. Speaking based on personal regret here

-you may not have the Ideal Body Type you daydreamed of having as a repressed teen at the swimming pool, because this shit is unpredictable, but you will definitely have a body that feels more like home

-your skin will get rougher and that might be sensory hell if you have sensitive skin BUT it lets you open jars and bottle caps easier. Enjoy your new superpower (guy they hand their drink to so you can open it)

-mood wise you won’t become an aggro monster, but you will have PMS style irritation easier. If you take antidepressants those work wonders on managing that, so DONT SKIP YOUR MEDS if you take them (you already shouldn’t, but now you have extra incentive!)

-be aware that if you drink (and possibly with other drugs too, but I don’t do any of those regularly), your tolerance will likely go up a little. Make informed choices on how you go forward with this — the health teacher approved choice is that you just resign yourself to being a little less drunk now, but I’d be the worlds biggest hypocrite if I recommended that with a straight face.

-you’ll cry less, but you won’t feel less sad — it’s more like not crying as much or getting ~emotional~ about stupid stuff. I still tear up during climactic emotionally moving moments during books and movies, just not when sharks are eating the POV crab in a nature documentary

-the first rule of transsexuality is be yourself and have fun — there’s no shame in realizing that it isn’t for you after giving it a shot, but if you never try you’ll live your whole life wondering. Most changes that happen within the first month or two are reversible, so you have some grace period for figuring yourself out

Very excited for you! Good luck and congrats!

[permetutotheworld]

for marauders halloween!

Cocaine Jesus by Rainbow Kitten Surprise

I feel like this song can be used for SO many of them

Listen in, it isn't when you're talking for your name's sake Jesus, Mary Magdalene you are, are you okay? <- remus are you okay? Mary on the phone to him telling him whats happened Sitting by the well, Jill you’re falling down the hill <- sirius being blamed for james and lily’s murders Jack and everybody laughed <- peter laughing and the rest of the world thinking “ofc it was him hes a black” Don't you pray, don't you pray? <- dont you wish it had turned out differently, that sirius had stayed secret keeper

To a Cocaine Jesus in a black four-seater Got a man, don't need him, but you wait Call me when you want, or just call me when you need it If you only ever need it for the day <- mary begging remus to call her wnd keep in contact because hes all she has left

High won't hold, won't hold, and I have no more, than all you left of me <- remus only has what thw others left him in their wills I have, I have, I have no more, than all you leave <- that and a few tainted memories

High as hell, feeling fine, nothing bad but nothing kind <- barty when evan dies Not a word from me, at least nothing you would mind <- he only does the drugs he knows evan wouldnt hate him for, even now hes still living for his evan In my head, in my head I get lonely sometimes Feeling fine, coming down, never back cause we're never out <- You'll never call the cops again, I'll never call her mine <- mary because she loved lily and now she doesnt even have the chance to tell her In my head, in my head, I get lonely sometimes <- its lonely when youte the only one who wanrs to remember When you find an old picture of us, and you clear away the dust <- mary to remus asking if je even cares about her anymore I hope you miss me sometimes <- sirius to remus when hes in azkaban When you see a frame that reminds you of me, would you remember the times <- remember how once they were happy Oh the times that we believed In a Cocaine Jesus in a black four-seater Got a man, don't need him, but you wait Call me when you want, or just call me when you need it If you only ever need it for the day High won't hold, won't hold, and I have no more, than all you left of me <- all barty has is evans jumper and the rage left over from his dearf I have, I have, I have no more, than all you leave <- he only has regulus’ wand that he vowed never to use

I'm nothing more than a page unwritten on the pavement, blowing in the wind <- mary wiping her memory clean You win a lot, and lose just a little bit more than you gained in the end <- she may feel fine now but theres something missing God, I wish that I, was better than I am, but no luck, no love, no Gospel I could understand I'm nothing that ever wanted to lean on, yea, but even then <- remus realising he is not something he is proud of When you find an old picture of us, and you clear away the dust I hope you miss me sometimes <- remus to mary even though he knows she doesnt remember When you see a frame that reminds you of me, would you remember the times <- but he remembers, and maybe thats enough Oh the times that we believed In a Cocaine Jesus in a black four-seater Got a man, don't need him, but you wait Call me when you want, or just call me when you need it <- him remembering mary begging him to stay in touch and crying because he should hahe tried harder If you only ever need it for the day, today I'm just a page unwritten on the pavement, you needed 'til you left <- hes unterhered now, hs rhe lasr one left But I'm more than a need or a thing you believe or a word that you leave unsaid <- but he srill has a purpose, he can still help harry

[ur-battdoll911]

i fuck up my characters. A LOT.

yeah. um-

Beetle Smithson-Yong: Lost her parents at 5 years old, but was adopted by her bestie Mary the tailor. managed to stay calm the whole time and act supportive to everyone. has ADHD and awful anxiety. if she worrys too much, she gets sick. also never knew her last name.

Fei Palalily(firinotisamaxio): has a long ass last name, and abusive, cheating, drug addict, acholic, mother, father=dead. was kicked out of the house and became Italy's youngest serial killer, never caught, never found. stopped killing at 14 though.

Zaleah Greenleaf: lives during segregation in Baltimore 1962, so you know she is fucked up.

Jabarri: a spirit, who just wants love to break her curse, and has no face and voice, just pitch black and hands, so its sad cause no one likes her or wants a creepy lil' girlie. dosent even fight you if you pick her up, just sorta... melts.

Lernana Paradise: a singgle motther of 5 kids, quaddruplets, and a older daughter. only 30 years old, husband left her, shes blind, very mad, dont sleep, needs Jesus, scares the living hell outa tthe others who live in the house with her-

[quarktrinity]

quark watches star trek season 1 episode 4

why did no one tell me this show has episodic mysteries. kirk is like fuckin columbo over here

oh this episodes fucked up too

spocks a dick. its great

youd think theyd get accustomed to their crew members getting turned evil but no it just keeps happening and they never know how to handle it

hey kirk. why are you, as a man, saying the word "compensate" like ten times this episode

ok i guess theyre not getting turned evil its more like theyre getting turned depressed. is this worse? mayhaps

OH NO SULU GOT THE HAND RUBBING DEPRESSION DISEASE

kirks shirt is just tight enough to be like. man u might as well be walking around in a thong

o'riley and sulu seem more manic than depressed. are they high

i

"you know what joes mistake was? he wasnt born an irishman" what

sulu please never die youre a delight

oh this episode is a metaphor for drugs. a kind of dumb one but a hilarious one

is this planet alive

i still have no idea why this episode is called the naked time

o'rileys actor is having a blast. good for him

uhuras earrings look like theyre made of plastic. did she win them at an arcade

what do the shirt colors even mean

...does the weirdness only affect the men? or does this show just not have enough girls to be statistically significant?

oh wait nevermind the girl doctor got weirded too.

is everyone on the ship qualified to take the helm????

is spock getting weirded. im excited

"im in love with you mr spock" no youre not shut the fuck up

this show is so weird

spocks eyebrows have a different thickness every episode

OH HES SNIFFLING. CRY BABYGIRL CRY

scottys been burning that wall for like 10 minutes

spock is so babygirl

god leanord nimoy did not need to go that hard with his performance in this scene but he sure fucking did

JESUS CHRIST LEANORD.....

"its only a theory its never been done" so itll 100% work? got it

god just kiss already

kirk is so horny he has an existential crisis about it

hey why the fuck is this episode called the naked time i still dont know

it has been 0 episodes since kirks shirt was ripped

can yeoman rand be left alone for two seconds. shes just some lady

"the engines imploded" he says, casually

theyre. theyre traveling through time.

what

why do they time travel in the drug-virus episode

...THATS IT?

THATS THE END?

WHY IS IT CALLED THE NAKED TIME????????????

[lilliannoco]

hello i am lorna and i habe been wayching lost for the first time w my bff ever rain. here are my ratings so far . will be updated.

ep 1- 7/10. loved shannon. loved sawyer. too much jack. hated charlie and his singing. “you all everybody! you all everybody!”

ep 2- 9/10 more sawyer i love him so much i actually am going crazy i dunno what else to say an this one

ep 3 - hurley is so funny and i love kate 10/10 no orher comments

ep 4 JOHN I LOVEEEE YOUUUU THIS IS FONNA KILL MEEEEE UGHHHHH 10/10. loved walt and sun. i love walt. hes so cute. ialso “the mighty huntress returns”. died a little. jack shut up btw. rose i love you . john badkstory killed me so so so much so harshly.

ep 5- “shouldve stayed down jack” yeah beat his ass i hate u jack. also i hate the way he swims why r u doing that. boones sideburns make me giggle why is he so. sun youre gorgeous and i love you. “are you a gemini?” claire youre amazing . “dogs can find pot and bombs so im sure they can find water”. way too much jack so far hes so uninteresting to me. i cant. jack pls stop running. also more suit guy! SUIT GUY IS ? JACKS DAD? wowzer. claire i love u. i love u claire. “hell, i’m an optimist” SAWYER I LOVE YOU SO MUCB I LOVE U SAWYER IM. “crazy people dont know theyre gettin crazy, they think theyre getting saner.” john ur so 💕💕 jacks dad is ? dead ? wow that was ssometjing. hi again sawyer. 9/10

ep 6- SUN!!!! SUNNNN!’!!!! charlie shut up. MICHEAL OH MY GOSH?? THATS?? IM??? “drugs. right” SHUT UP CHARLIE. SUNNNN SUN I LOVE YOU SUNNN. “whens your birthday?” odhsjdhsks 7/10

ep 7- already hate it. charlie i dont like u. SAWYER!!!!! sawyer snd kate are kind of … i like them maybe … jack and kate too thiugh cayse yk ANYWAYS charlie religious? i relate to him more everyday. “relax, choir boy” “i want my drugs back. i need em. im sick man, cant you see that?” hes so . hes so. okay i. yeah i get you charlie. yeah. sideburns is back! alrighty! SAWYER!!!!! sawyer and kate I LIKE THEM A LOT. A LOT. “oh, you’re feeling sorry for me.” “i dont feel sorry for you. i pity you.” “all you had to do was say please” SAWYER PDHSJRHWKDBAMBEMS. maybe not hating charlie so much. i love him actually hes so me. excrpt for his band. “you all everybody!” AGAIN!!! i cant be the only one who thinks shannon and boone are kind of weird to be siblings srry. “i want to stop feleing like this” CHSRLIEEEEE. “it was about the music, liam. you took that from me.” dude charlie is so. the way i hnderstand why he talks ab his band so much now! jesus chirst i LOVE U CHARLIE. “dude you rock!” charlie. NO CHARLIE. OHHH OKAY. im so happy for you. 1000000/10 i died

ep 8- SAWYER. SAWYERRRR. SAWYER! “thus my hat!” claireee 💕💕💕 “you wanna know what kinf of human being i am? read it. out loud. 😡” sawyer. cmon sawyer. sawyer ur the prettiest man ive ever seen. Sawyerrr. sawyer and kate kiss. wouldve been much better if it was under any other circumstances ever. sawyer. ur such a cunt i love u. the LETTER. CLAIRE AND CHARLIE!!! I LOVE U GUYS!!

ep 9 - sawyer 💕💕💕💕 SAYID ?! SAYID??? sayid. GOLF COURSE! SAYIDDDDD!!! SAYID I LOVE UUU ! SHANNONNN!! SAWYERR!’ MUSIC BOX! SAYID AND NADIA OH MY GOD. THE. THE. HIS. HE. IM. NDIDHEIRHSJDBSK I CANNOT. DANIELLE. IM. “i cant let you go. dont you understand? to have someone to talk to. to touch.” THIS IS PEAK “ive been holding on the past seven years to just a thought.” CHARLIE PLAYING GOLF!!! hes so great i love him. SAWYERRRR !!!!! SAWYER !! 10.3/10

[rosewoodconch]

RWCH Readathon 2024: Day 12

Undercover Princess - Chapter 34/35

Okay so disclaimer: I might be a lil off in the next few chapters because the way jamie acts when he's had the 'lemonade' is a lil scarily similar to something traumatic that happened to me and long story shprt i might be brushing over parts of it.

But anyway! CHAPTER 34

New years eve!!!

I WANT A CAPE

Raphael is an icon and i love him but jesus christ hes stupid holy shit

sneaking up on amknown partizan? my dude youre smarter than that

and yes... the pool that is off limits

really though where are the teachers

surely theres so much security that theres no way that would happen

Why are conchs always the bad influences connie thats unfair

I really hate ellie in this scene. because yes on one hand, she wants to go have fun and be rebellious. but on the other hand shes not giving lottie and jamie a choice.

Jamie has to protect ellie above all else, but he cant leave lottie or that look suspicious, so they both have to follow ellie. shes being so selfish in this scene i cant stand it.

CHAPTER 35

'Anastacia's lemonade'

I wanna know if it was her or saskia, surely ani wouldnt have gone so far as to actually drug the princess right?

I'm pretty sure we find out that was saskia? can someone with a better sleep schedule lmk?

I dont like that its warm i dont trust that.

I like that this scene lets jamie open up a little bit

hes more confident and jokey and sarcastic

"£20 says i push one of them" is iconic and i wont be hearing anything against him

I cannot believe I hadn't picked up on it before but @/pumpkin.pie.of.rosewood on instagram pointed out that it refers to jamie as a deer. A DEER

i hate connie

the foreshadowing never ends

but really, his response of blatant denial because he believes he has no control and nothing will change is one of the simplest and most devastating lines in a lot of this series.

Hes so not like other boys (insert the hair flcik emoji i cant cause im on desktop rip)

'When you live your life for someone else, you find strength you didn't know you were capable of.' is such an eloquent way to say so many things. He's talking about himself obviously, but s=hes also talking about lottie, and how shes going to need to become stronger than ever, not just to protect ellie, but t protect herself and preserve who she is underneath it all.

'This is our choice Lottie' I DREW MY FIRST EVER FANART TO THIS QUOTE I'LL FIND IT TOMORROW SOMEONE REMIDN ME PLEASE

Jamie is really genuinely switching from charming to predatory and scary in such a subtle way, his mannerisms becoming more impulsive and his words becoming sharper.

but even in this horrible state, his words ring truer than ever. 'I think you shouldnt have to be capable' 'Youre just a kid Lottie' etc

Then lottie pointing out to him that something is wrong, her desparate plea to him to stop and to find help kicks him back into his mind for only a moment. he realises whats about to happen and then...

And thats all for tonight because its almost 1am and im caught up more than i expected! see yall tomorrow for another 6 chapters to be finally caught back up again!!!!

I'll jump right back into it tomorrow when i wake up (or at least i'll try if my adhd meds kick in early enough

[orionsmoonorchid]

My first post is to introduce myself. I am 42 and recently divorced . During my divorce i had a mental break down. I decided to turn myself in to get treatment. When I say treatment im referring to mental illness consisting of anxiety, depression , bipolar, and cptsd as well as drug treatment. My goal was to get sober and self-reflect and become the best and healthiest(mentally) version of myself. I had started this journey shortly prior to divorce. I started having solitude time which then i called my talk with jesus time. I was doing things to "stabilize" my emotions when i could feel I needed it. And removing toxic people out of my life. During this self healing i remembered who i was before my marriage. I was someone who loves art, music, nature, and finding beauty in what some would consider trash or the things people look at on a daily basis but dont actually see. So i started taking mini day trips or outings and photographing whatever drew my attention. NOW just know these are cell phone photos and only editing done was cropping. Also i began designing again. So here are a few of the things that caught my eyes and attention.

[beezoobledoodles]

because i like to be nuanced and difficult-

Here is every episode of Animaniacs summerized as best i can,

10/10= perfect

0/10: worst))

(ill count the PATB segements as separate episodes)

Season 1:

E1: Suspended animation: a really good way to showcase old characters. and how to do a reboot well. also rob just casually showing off how well he can sing. i love it. pretty good! 8/10

(of mice and memes: how modern jokes SHOULD be written .8.5/10)

-

E2: Warners unbound: Children play greek god with a man child, its great!

("how to brain your dragon": i see the DND session didnt go well)

"Suffragette City": i like dot, alot! i dont see how people dont like her)

7/10

-

E3: Gold Meddlers: three kids compete in the olympics for chocolate. also- wakko- hunny- i sense someones a little salty?(8/10)

(Pinko and the brain: "politics are for scumbags" Pt1)

"math-terpiece theatre": this is not a math lesson. its lore. i think- dot- is there something you wanna tell us?

6/10

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E4: Bun Control: *DBZ noises* but with pretty cool design choices! i love that wakko looks like he belongs In MHA. thats really funny. but i do love his design. but dots got my heart, as a sailor moon fan. (9/10)

(EX-Mousina: "my child, im sorry- youve become too powerful-")

Bloopf: its just shitty tiktok...thats the joke- *shrugs* 5.5/10

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E5: "good warner hunting": chikaboo hunts three children down for nostalgia and/or sport (5/10)

(No brainer): stealing weed for a drug dealer doesnt go as planned (5/10))

Ralph cam: three children play a prank on their security guard

5/10

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E6: "the cutening": Dot makes everything chibi then goes insane. hilarious !

("Close encounters of the worst kind: Brain and pinky have a "mars attacks" segment im surprised one of the aliens wasnt voiced by danny devito himself, shame. 4/10)

Equal time: a parody of different news cycles "where are you?" "IN IDAHO!" (8/10)

E7: (so this consists of warner only segments so ill do them separately)

Warner she wrote: "its the conducter!!" atleast the dogs fine. (6/10)

France france revolution: three kids almost get murdered for eating cake- good shit (8/10)

gift rapper: a rap battle that i wish lasted a little longer (9/10)

E8: Who donut: wakkos favorite donuts go missing- its a whole epsiode, theyre also just showing us that wakko's autistic. He has favourite donuts!! (8/10)

(mousechurian canidate: brain- you dont NEED a wife- your husbands right there. (7/10)

E9: here comes treble: its a shitty fantasia- whatta ya expect? (4/10)

"thats not the issue": they make fun of tucker carlson. hilarious. instant favourite (10/10)

future brain: OOOOOOHHH THATS where dark pinky comes from!!! i need context- (6/10)

E10: Anima-nyet:

"Copying is clearly theft, it's gonna lead to your arrest. Be your own you! And when you've stopped being such a dirty hack,

Get in your stupid car, and don't come back!" (9/10)

Babysitters flub: is this what the diamonds felt after finding steven? (3/10)

"the warners press confrence": "i will not allow members of the LIBERAL media in this house" (6/10)

E11: "phantomaniacs: ooooo- thats- thats JUST poltergiest- jesus- thats kinda creepy

"fear and laughter in burbank: pennywise makes yakko have an anxiety attack (they shouldve done more with him just sayin) (10/10)

Bride of pinky: YOU DONT NEED A WIFE!!! YOU HAVE EACHOTHER!!! but dammit- if shes not pretty- (7/10)

E12: "a Zit": dot goes through puberty- thats it- gross (4/10)

"1001 narfs: its the alaadin story (3/10)

manny manspreader: dont be THAT asshole in a theatre. seriously. cmon man! (7/10)

"hindenburg cola: is- it CALLED that because...it can explode or...? (5/10)

Roadent trip: pinky and brain have a mandatory therapy session (7/10)

"flotus flotus, what do you know about us: "hollywoo celebrities, what do they know? do they know things? lets find out!" dot's great. still dont understand why people hate her :) (9/10)

[thelibraryofeyonthee]

only the 1% know this secret

maybe there is no secret. maybe the ultra wealthy decided to become ultra-wealthy. if rome wasn't built in a day neither does wealth. ive never seen an ambitious person fail. sure they have setbacks but i always see then accomplishes every goal until they were all checked out the list.

think about the drug dealer turned rapper who wanted a life of success. how'd he do that? with total focus of this is goal because nothing else will do. or the gold-digger who decides they're gonna bag a wealthy man or woman because they want an easy life. how'd they do that? by deciding there was no other answer.

so we are told that the 1% are evil, but you know what wealth affords? the ability to make your own world. you get to play lil jesus, and create the world you want to experience. now of course you can do this without monetary wealth but to me that removes the amount of fun i could have; i'd like to try the wealth please. i'd like to experience what i'd like to experience. its my mind and my world anyway internally so my outer world should reflect my preferences even if for a bit, and thats ultimately what keeps me goin because i want to know what happens, i'm excited to see how it plays out and what i get to experience.

so are the 1% evil geniuses? or evil? or geniuses? idk because not all are corrupt, we just typically dont hear about the opposition. so even that is a life choice but theres so many ways to live your life and people go towards the one they align with. its only when you fit that alignment that you continuously experience the same life over and over but there's something in you that keeps you from taking the leap.

change is scary yes but what actually happens in that leap is like 5% experience point added to who you are. change chips at your rough edges that you either dont need or have outgrown and you shouldnt fight it; trust me the stakes are actually very low. you dont turn into a better version of you over night; again rome was not built in a day, and by taking your time to enjoy each phase you will change, but only if you're open to it. change will not take affect in your life until you agree to it. change is god.

change is god (for the ones in the back).

so decide today to choose change. all it is is an introduction. ya'll wont get married unless you agree to it and then its forever, but it'll be a forever that you dont mind building the story with.

so literally marriage means i want to do life with you no matter what comes. its you who i want to have my experiences with. i want to know your journey and i want you to know mine. we're apart of each others journeys and that my friend is a choice.

and heres the point, whatever you choice can be a now choice, but if change comes to you starts taping you, remember its only an introduction and with time you'll gain more clarity –if you're open. because its your life and you choose whether marriage fits into where you wanna go. . . (and im not talking about literal marriage, its metaphorical)

i hope all this makes sense.

may this post reach its intended audience so that someones life can be forever changed.

[solardick]

I camr ducke. Do anytuing in lofe. Cant have a job, cant have freinds. Not that i want any. Cant have a wife or a family. Cant game, camt watch tv. Everyaspect is predomiantly abusive. Always has been. Fuck my life. Trying to game but every match on every fucken game. Im always priority target number one. Three other allies. Four enemies. They all byass all the allies and come staright for me. Camt do shit. Over half thr time thr alloes hust stand there with armire watching me getting abusese by multiple enemies. Or they fuck off.

This fucken allynis busy attackig

T heir base. Do they defend it? No. Ignore the attck keeo the pressure on me.

And i hate feeling the emotional collective ambience. Of the world.

Loons loke they stop sending me my mail. No bills

Miral of the story dont tell people to fuckmoff who are intentiay aggravating you.

The favt its all plan out and premeditated. Doesnt gelp.

Yay for being tortured to death by assholes. Itswhole new age, uh? Might as well go back to the dark ages.

So i guess i cant be renewing my license. Paying my bills, or doing my income taxes. Doesnt that fall under a federal crime?

Guess their arent going to be too many more years of people foing this to me afterall. Jot amount of therapy can fix evil retards.

It be hard runnign away, like you want me too without a drivers license. Uh?

I sont knownifnim going backnto work. I think my life is over. The world has always been onesidely unfair and biased towards me. And im done. Twisted fucken freaks. Making me sick and then saying they want to help me.

Cant even take those sleep pills. By 7? I get pff at 7. And gwt up at 5. They dont fit jnto the timeline.

So another year of being attacked by fucken cocksuckers. But im not going to survive this one. N

Im gonna be dead soon. Cant wait. Tortured to death by the new age. And all the fucktard taping my existance for thr last 30 years.

Too bad these last frw weeks of gamign 16-18 hours a day are coming to a close.

Yay. Still being fucked with. Dont think ill be able to go too my day rape job tomorow morning. Too late to pop a sleep

Pill now uh?

Still being drugged and framed. Yay. Nice touch on thr phone caal from the moters house.

Slept all day eith a headaches. Inaturally drowsy. And now agitatuon.

Nope pills dont work.

Maybe try talking to the police , but they wont do shit wither.

Anyway. Those pills give the same feeling ive been getting inconsistently for the last few years. Shit ive been being drugged with. Shot i dont need.

That with the speed and the estrogen and god knows what else. Yup.

Ever since i was a child people have been fucken with me.

Tine for new ppst. But first. I i not like these pilld. Anli behind my eyes. Like a constan t dream state.

Science is useless here. No? Prove it. But to strengthen your bs alitle. Because yall retarded that way. Jesus can be said to represent nature as the colour green. The shade of all notions is left to the night. Where the moon is white because the sky is black. Arguement and complexity comes out when the military wears green. As the son of god is nature itself and the patriarchy is pure evil.

Y’all even read the bible?!. God is the devil.

It actually encourages evil. To punish the “chosen” to become divine. Bs.

All relatiinships are only functional when the sky shares by the luminaries. But are pitted agaisnt one another when they are not. To project existence so far out to space is where “humanity” fails at being peaceful.

Here your arguments against the present scheme are valid except for within ones own “home”. And not agaisnt the enemy outsode ones own borders. To protect is the nature of man. Twisted nowadays.

More, the sun is never shared the sky at night. Attaching human motives is lacking. No? Theres certainly isnt any « equality » on the issue of gender. Like its an issue.

Theres being no danger in the world anymore except for nations and fuckers. Ive never seen a bear or a lion before. Being indigenous to this country. Treat wveryone like babies and put buble wrap on everything. Its not like i need a duck anymore anyway.

Or join a sports tean and have zero influence on wether my tesm wins or not cause its fixed.

[i-am-q]

Woke up to my vaginal wall contracting and swelling uncontrollably. I think Jed added this one to everyone’s methods. Weird how the only method should be the one that fully unsevers my brain and utilizes energy (from the ATP hydrolysis) to block the two receptors I need to stop the lethal drugging (ie. fentanyl and LSD)

They’re now tunneling small molecules into me though including benzodiazepines. stop it’s adavan not Xanax. Stop it’s a country of retards and they somehow have phd’s, jd’s, mba’s, md’s.

I have at least a seven year history of rejecting bentos. That’s why I have my own medication for panic attacks. You are tunneling in controlled substances without consent. DO NOT TUNNEL ANYTHING INTO ME JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW HARD IS THIS TO COMPREHEND. I DONT WANT YOUR HELP. ITS NOT HELPFUL. ITS KILLING ME. ITS SEDATING ME. ITS ALTERING MY MIND. ITS THE MOST GROTESQUE MISUSE OF RESEARCH IN THE HISTORY OF SCIENCE. PLEASE TAKE THE DEVICES OUT. SHOW THEM JUST HOW INHUMANE THEY ARE.

[mothzsblog]

Incorrect quotes to use (im updating when i get new ones)

- [ ] Stop sending me weird videos of babies heard

- [ ] Dont be clickin into your intestines prople

- [ ] Taylor swift won the super bowl

- [ ] You’ve been corrupted by your mother

- [ ] I need to be 14 to work I’m 8

- [ ] sheep fur

- [ ] Oh, you tricked me worm

- [ ] Jeff bezos did this to us

- [ ] Let me grab my other hairless testicle

- [ ] Trumpet the cowards trombone

- [ ] Like some genital pirate

- [ ] They’re basically sad little flesh turtles that tun hide and scream

- [ ] Go abed go before people sex/sext eachother

- [ ] Where did your right eyeball go?

It tends to disappear.

- [ ] Dont put it on my head go back to you

- [ ] Boonie the poo

- [ ] Shout shell

- [ ] Fine you hit me i take the child

- [ ] They’re holding me hostage, man

- [ ] My mommy paid for me

- [ ] My bottles. Im sorry im a recovering alcoholic that’s not really recovering

- [ ] I have a boyfriend

- [ ] He was like inside of you

nice.

- [ ] She is like 3 feet tall how did she get up there

- [ ] What in the assblaster is this

- [ ] *rolls on back* aaaagghhgghgggf

- [ ] Is this futhermucker anomalous how does he keep finding us

- [ ] I said scream not sqeaky fart you peeon

- [ ] That’s jerard he lives in all gotmer emo kids heads

- [ ] I for one like the eggs, they tasty

- [ ] He took the cheese

- [ ] *weird noise that may be a moan* balls

- [ ] *whiny voice* i dont want an empire

- [ ] Sophie you’ve committed tax fraud youre six years old

- [ ] The carrots are all gone _

- [ ] A bear if type 2 diabetes

- [ ] Dont eat your spouse

- [ ] Look i spent an hour to get here I don’t need your sass

- [ ] Oh you’re not wearing any underwear

- [ ] You get the hell out of here mort

- [ ] Come children follow me into the pit.

That’s not a terrifying invitation

- [ ] We gave her drugs

- [ ] *happily* I wish i was dead!

- [ ] How about you? I know how everybody’s gonna die

- [ ] How can she be so sick yet so strong. Like the economy

- [ ] Our weather’s weird, no it’s your crops kill them

- [ ] Tell that to my vagina

- [ ] Call me draco malfoy cause im slytherin

- [ ] Ow my boob

- [ ] Well ill just say it who knew that pig makes a really fun clutch purse

- [ ] Im a cactus😊

- [ ] Rudy touch it

no thank you

- [ ] From the ashes rise ramps more ramps

- [ ] Whispering* yeah they’ll get constipated

no

- [ ] How you like our educational system norway

- [ ] I can be waluigi

- [ ] Yeah sawdust makes it softer

- [ ] You in his DMs. I'm at home smoking weed. I dont even know who we're talking about

- [ ] Who knew a bug could speak all fancy like

- [ ] This bus only goes to one place and that place is vallhala

- [ ] And for _’s weave that got snatched

- [ ] _ got stuck in one, typical of _

- [ ] THATS AN EVIL ASS OTTER

- [ ] Ooh these cats are so real

- [ ] That’s the good thing about evil jesus

- [ ] You dont even need that evil ass mace

- [ ] Are you penacilin

- [ ] Ill give you a dramamine you won’t even know

- [ ] Mercury is in the microwave or something

- [ ] You bitch, you look like a backstreet boy

- [ ] You bout to be tweedle-slapped

- [ ] I need viagra of the fingers

- [ ] Did you just trigger tag my grandma

- [ ] It’s game of thrones with otters

- [ ] Your toothpick friend is stupid _

- [ ] There hasn’t been a rat that high since the og Chuck e cheese

- [ ] Not me drugging the coffin

- [ ] I got an ostrich

- [ ] Damn crack baby

- [ ] He dropped his balls

- [ ] Even the walls are bones

- [ ] Well, your mother sucks eggs

- [ ] Listen to your heart what is it telling you.

i should quit.

- [ ] The curb is not my friend

- [ ] I don’t have a fist or fingers

- [ ] 50 shades of evil jesus

- [ ] He lets his ass rest

- [ ] _ YOU MADE IT HERE

- [ ] He’s like a double orphan’ orphan squared

- [ ] (Still very alive) Dont disrespect my grave like that

- [ ] I felt a kick in my appendix

- [ ] IM SUFFERING!

- [ ] _ back off do you hear my piano it’s mad

- [ ] EVAPORATE TALL PERSON

- [ ] What do you mean “we” mammal

- [ ] Would you kindly shut your noise hole

- [ ] Cheer up meatbag

- [ ] Look pal you only have one set of clothes and you’re not taking them off while im here

- [ ] *whispers* the holy bone?’*nods*

- [ ] I can be a mob boss of animals

- [ ] Are you the british

- [ ] Im very excited by my uterus bat

- [ ] _ dont be frenchphobic

- [ ] Oi _ get your mouth away from that french girl

- [ ] A mob of unruly clowns

- [ ] Go go hippie rangers

- [ ] Its like demented dog food

- [ ] Lesbian of death

- [ ] She she looks like a lobster

- [ ] Clever little box

- [ ] Who ya mama and daddy- THE GAYS

- [ ] Curse you mafia james

- [ ] I don’t want a puffer sonic i want a simp

- [ ] Im gonna keep feeding instagram

- [ ] He’s just gotta go poopoo leave him alone

- [ ] She got hit by a giant cake

- [ ] Im looking at you demon blueberry

- [ ] NO GANGBANGING IN THE POND

- [ ] SATAN IS NOT A FUCKING POGO STICK

- [ ] Not the dead catcall

- [ ] This is what i get for wearing half a shirt

- [ ] I saw the whisker things part like moses red whatever

- [ ] Is it a penis?

No

- [ ] Jesus fuck put it back in its not done yet

- [ ] This is what i am mama, this is my final form

- [ ] SHES A JESUST

- [ ] Dont worry its not mold its just my chocolate going through photosynthesis

(Knocks on door) Where’s boyfriend

Is that the marriage demon?