#i dont like having pets and i dont like not having privacy and i dont like having to keep my door closed
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God i want to live alone again…. I wish i could live alone and control the space I’m in and afford to eat 😭😭😭😭
#preaching to the choir i know#im just really frustrated#i dont like having pets and i dont like not having privacy and i dont like having to keep my door closed#and i dont like having the house never be clean#and uncluttered#but i will NEVER afford even a studio apartment#not at my wage#and it doesnt look like its changing anytime soon#its just so discouraging to think this might have to be my life for the next year#and theres little i can do to escape it#and that this is the best it can be for me?#and that after this arangement i#will have basically no security#and so much debt#im terrified i might become homeless#like#either that or live in terrible roomate situations where i have to work hard for my family and deal with pets and everything and be grateful#without some fucking lottery miracle that is what my future looks like and it makes me wanna die#i had ONE year where I got to experience basically the perfect version of my life#and now i have to face the fucking reality of it
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i’m not pretending
dallas x f!reader ; fake dating scenario
fic request here
warnings: cursing, oral giving, degradation, praise, hair pulling ; smut with plot!
a/n: this is a wayyy longer fic than my other ones so um, be prepared. this one also is a bit more ooc dallas 😭
summary: your obsessive ex is getting super unbearable to the point you go to Dallas Winston for help. A fake dating scenario long enough to make your ex lose interest in you, along with a few rules, one of which says no catching feelings. this never works out well 😒
“look, I know we aren’t the best of friends but please! it won’t be awhile, maybe just a month or two, he keeps following me everywhere!”
You were following Dallas along the sidewalk begging him to agree to fake a relationship with you. You two were definitely not close at any means but he was your best bet at getting some kind of privacy from your obsessive ex.
“christ’s sake, fine! now stop being so annoyin’ and followin’ me around, go back home or wherever man,” he stated while abruptly stopping. You bumped into him and he gave you a cold glare over his shoulder. You got the hint and backed away.
“meet me at the Dingo tomorrow, we can discuss more about it.” You walked back home content with yourself with convincing him, but you had no idea how far this plan would go.
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“okay lets make a list of rules. uh, for number one, no kissing,” you got out a piece of paper and started to scribble down.
“a list? Who do you think I am?” Dallas fiddles with a small jumble of some garbage wrap from a straw. He doesn’t look at you but his eyebrows are furrowed while trying to make a paper ring out of it.
“yes, a list.” You shoot him a glare, he doesn’t bother to see. “maybe if you made lists, you wouldn’t always be losing your wallet,” you muttured under your breath.
“no kissing? look, I’m not lookin’ forward to this but I’m smart enough to know that nobody is gonna buy this if we don’t kiss.” Dallas snatched the pencil away from you and tried to erase the rule.
“i’m not wasting my first kiss on you.” Dallas paused and you were expecting a snarky remark but he just sighed.
“no kissing, on the lips, how ‘bout that?” He jotted down on the paper. You nodded in slight appreciation, he gave the pencil back to you and the two of you spent the rest of the hour going back and forth making up rules.
Your list came out to be this:
1. no kissing on the lips
2. no flirting/hooking up with other people
3. we each have to give each other something to show our relationship is real
4. weekly dates
5. stop only in private
6. pet names are needed
7. dont tell anyone
8. no catching feelings
the two of you didn’t have strict boundaries other than the last one. neither of you thought it would be hard rule to follow, your mutual dislike made it all really easy.
you guys agreed on starting this ‘contract’ tomorrow.
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its been 2 months since this fake dating agreement started. you found that Dallas wasnt as insufferable as you originally thought. he was funny with his wit commentary, his sarcasm, his carelessness about everything, you admired him in a way.
he was also beautiful, you noticed it before but never wanted to admit it. his dark hair complimented his sharp features but his eyes were soft in contrast.
your heart fluttered everytime he called you doll, his gal, even your name sounded like foreign music when it rolled off his tounge.
what was happening? Suddenly every-time you guys went on dates, you wished they could be more private, you wished he would hold your hand a bit longer, you wished his eyes would linger on yours and always trace your face, you wished he liked you.
you had a crush on Dallas Winston.
every second longer you stayed with him, you broke the rules of the “contract” more.
what were you supposed to do? suddenly everytime you guys were out, your acting became more snd more believable because you weren’t acting anymore. well, you wish it wasn’t acting for both of you.
you found yourself spaced out more often, lost in daydreams about your fake boyfriend, thinking about how he would react if he knew, how he would embrace you and tell you he felt the sam-
“doll? are ya okay? you’ve been looking at my arm for awhile.”
je snapped you back to reality. arms on the table, elbows planted, playing with a ring of his and twirling it on his finger.
“sorry I was just thinking.” you looked down at your untouched plate of food and starting grabbing some fries to eat.
“you ’re thinking a lot more often, i don’t know if I really like it. can’t get enough attention from you nowadays.”
he looked at you through his lashes with those gorgeous eyes. your stomach flipped and you almost dropped a fry.
“what if I’m thinking about you?” you said blunty, you tried to let out a small laugh to cover up your honest statement.
dallas stopped playing with his ring, it fell flat on the table with a quiet clunk. his eyes pierced through yours, your stomach churning with the realization of what you just said.
your face flushed with heat, ears burning, your eyes flickered to the floor. the diner felt as if it was closing in around you, it was too much to handle. you got up stiffly and grabbed your bag.
dallas was stuck sitting his chair, he was just staring at you. why wasnt he saying anything?
gosh how could i be so stupid and just say that???
you quickly walked towards the exit of the diner, passing by familiar faces. the sounds of your soles were followed by thumps. is he following me?
you quickened your pace and pushed the door open. your house was maybe a 3 minute bike ride away, about 5-10 minutes walking distance. of course you walked here with dallas so there was no way you couldnt make it home fast enough to your liking.
you spotted a black cruiser bike laying on the sidewalk. its been there for a few days, so there wasnt much worry for it having an owner.
you quickly hopped on it and starting biking up the sidewalk.
you heard faint steps catching up to you.
“doll, where are you going? c’mon lets talk about this !” dallas’ yelling slowly got muffled as you got farther away.
you couldnt help but tear up a bit as you finally stopped hearing his voice. i feel so stupid, i didnt think before i spoke. i wasnt supposed to say that.
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its been 2 weeks since your stupid accident confession to dallas.
you’ve been avoiding him at all costs, if you ever saw him at the same place, you left immediately.
he constantly tries calling your home phone, but you never pick up. too scared to hear what he has to say. until today.
you heard a knock on your front door. your house wasnt anything special, in a bit better shape than the curtis household but not so different in size or layout. your parents pay it off but they’re rarely home, their jobs always keep them occupied.
you were tired, you were having breakdowns throughout the weeks over dallas. you were too scared to talk to him, afraid of the chance of rejection.
you didnt really care for your appearence most of the week since you stayed home. you were wearing a cozy beige sweater and some black shorts.
you groggily made your way to the front door, about to turn the knob when the knocking became insistent.
“im opening up, god, just wait a bit !” you yelled annoyingly. the locks came undone and the door got swung open.
“hey.” dallas stood there infront of you. you stood stunned for a few moments before speaking.
“go back home dallas. im not in the mood to talk.” you went to close the door, when his hand stopped you. pushing it was no help, he held it open with no struggle.
“no shit, ive been trying to call you all week.” he walked past you into the living room. he stood, analyzing your home with tired eyes. he laid down on your couch, stretched out.
“sit with me.” he gestured next to him. you hesitantly walked over but sat on the far end of the couch to his dismay. he frowned alittle before speaking up again.
“c’mon doll talk to me. i havent seen you in weeks, ‘missed you.” he muttered the last part under his breath. you shifted uncomfortably and grabbed a nearby blanket to cover yourself with.
even now he was unbelievably hot. you hated yourself for even noticing. his hair was noticeably messy and his eyes had slight bags under them. his black tank top always hugged him in the right places
you looked away.
“talk about what dal? i dont know why your here. you should just go hom-“
“your avoiding me and i dont know what i did. okay?” he stands up, “the last time i saw you, you just drove off on whoevers damn bike that was. ’ve been calling you for a week straight and no answer.” his hands wave through the air as he talks before he plops back down and rests his head in his hands.
“look ‘m sorry if apparently its so bad that im worried about my girlfriend.” he leans back on the couch, breathless.
“fake girlfriend.” you muttered sharply under your breath. your crossed your arms, staring at the floor.
“is that what this is about?” he looks at you with a sharp turn, “god, baby, i dont care about what you said last week. it didnt bother me at all.”
“thats the thing. it didnt !” you took the blanket off and started pacing infront of him, “you dont care that i basically just said i liked you. it doesnt mean anything to you.” you were getting yourself worked up with each word you said, your eyes starting to get blurry with tears, “this stupid fake relationship and these stupid rules and i broke one of the most important ones, and you dont seem to be affected at all!” you crossed your arms and stared at him, unaware of the tears starting to stain your cheeks.
“doll i never said-“ dallas stands up and tries to approach you, but you pull away.
“dont try and lie, its not gonna make me feel better. just go dal, go.”
he ignores your statement and pulls you into his chest. you try and push him away but he doesnt let you go.
he lets out a low chuckle.
“you think this is funny? what is wrong with you !” he holds you tightly against him.
“no doll i swear ‘m not laughing at you. its just-“ he smiles lightly as he struggles to gather his words.
“i never said it didn’t effect me. god baby, if you just answered the phone. you’d know that i didn’t mind,” he stops hugging you so you can look at him,
“i wasn’t pretending. ‘nd i love you too or whatever. dont make me say it again.”
you stare at him dumbfounded.
“what?” you stop struggling against his grip and just try and process what hes saying.
“are we okay now? can you stop avoiding me?” he pushes a strand of hair behind your ear, he holds your face in his hands.
“yes..” you say hesitantly. what do i do now? does that mean we’re dating? fuck.
he leans in so he can whisper in your ear,
“does this mean i can kiss you?”
you shakily nod and he pulls you in from your waist, his head tilts to the side and he hesitates before his lips reach yours.
your body was trembling from the slight affection. his lips were warm and soft, so different from his personality.
he put his hand behind your head to pull you into him more, making the kiss deeper. his other hand danced along your spine, until deciding to rest on your face.
you wrapped your arms around his neck, making him stumble a bit backwards before grabbing hold of the couch.
he pulled away for a breath before sitting down and pulling you forward to straddle him. his eyes traced your face. his gaze pierced your eyes, down to your mouth.
“my pretty girl” he mumbled before taking your lips again.
this time is was more forceful, more passionate. he grabbed at you thighs and had his hands travel all over your body. you helped him take his jacket off and threw it to the side.
he let his tongue into your mouth, making you moan into him.
he sucked on your tongue, he let his toungue slide across your teeth. he was hungry for you, he wanted more.
“take your sweater off f’me baby. let me see those pretty tits.”
he helped your sweater above your arms and over your head. your tits slightly bounced with the motion.
“no bra? fuck, your gonna be the death of me doll.”
he immediately ducked down to suck on your breast. he flicked his tongue around your nipple. you squirmed underneath him, breathy moans escaping your lips. his hands cupped your breasts, he swirled his finger around your other nipple and pinched it.
his lips de attached themselves from your tit with a pop. he licked his lips and gazed at you with a grin before returning to leaving sloppy kisses all over your chest.
“you like watching me lick all over your tits doll? ‘m making you feel good?”
you moaned quietly in response. “use your fucking words baby.” he bit some of your plush skin. “mph ! yes dal i like it.. please don’t stop” your skin flushed with embarrassment as he smirked at your obedience.
“so good f’me baby.” he lifted his head to look at you, admiring the hickeys that covered your now sore breasts.
dal took his shirt off, revealing his slighty sweaty toned body. you couldnt help but stare, you traced his faint ab lines. he watched you intently. you leaned down and licked up his abs.
“fuck doll… didn’t know you were like that. do it again.”
so of course, you did it again, this time dallas fumbled with his belt and reached down his pants. he stroked himself as he watched you lick up his chest.
“can i do it for you?”
dallas grinned and lifted you up so you were standing infront of him. he carefully stood up so he could take his pants and boxers off fully.
“sit back down baby.”
you sat in his place as you watched him slowly get out of his boxers. shit. hes big. hes the right amount inbetween thick and long.
you couldnt help but drool at the sight of him. naked and sweaty, dick right infront of your face, twitching for you.
“yea ‘m fucking big. you sure you can take this baby? not gonna be too much for you?” he smirked and said in a mocking tone.
you didnt say anything, instead you put your hands on his dick and slowly started to jerk him off.
he let out low grunts before you opened your mouth and licked the precum off his tip.
“fuck… baby, suck my cock like a good girl already.”
you obliged. you slowly opened your mouth to let more of him in, sucking and swirling around his twitching cock.
he got inpatient and grabbed a fistful of your hair and started bobbing your head up and down. tears swelled in your eyes at how big and full his cock was.
“yea doll, cry for this dick. make me want to fuck you sore.” dallas loved watching you at his mercy. he heard your gasps for air and felt the spit that piled each time you took him in fully. hearing him degrade you like this made you so wet. you couldnt help but sneak a finger down your shorts to relive yourself.
your other hand crept up his thigh and behind his ballsack. you pressed into a very special spot that you knew well.
“wait, fuck, you can’t just-“
his cock twitched in your mouth, precum oozing down your chin. his grunts became low moans of approval as you kept rubbing at his g-spot. you started to rub your clit at a steady pace.
“keep going baby. ‘m gonna come, dont swallow it.”
after a few more swishes of your tongue, you felt his cock pulsate and release white loads in your mouth. it almost made you gag with how deep he was.
“fuck baby. stick your tongue out.”
you looked up at him and stuck your tongue out. it was full of creamy white cum, and it was all his. the thought of it made you squirm and touch yourself even more. your legs squeezed together as you swallowed.
he suddenly took your hand and dragged you to your bedroom, when he forcefully pushed you against your desk.
“dal-“
“cant even wait for me huh pretty girl? had to start touching yourself at the thought of me.” he tore your shorts off with ease. “so fucking wet just by sucking my dick, your panties are soaked.” he rubbed your clit through the thin fabric.
“please dal i want you inside me. please baby, i just got too excited, i needed to touch myself.” your ass was pressed against his legs and your back was arched as you had your head turned to look at him.
“beg f’me some more. i want to know how bad you want this” he hit his hard cock against your covered pussy. you whined underneath him, moving your hips back and forth to get just the tiniest ounce of friction.
“please dal i’ll do anything, i want your cock so bad. im so wet for you.. i wont touch myself without permission again, just please put it in, please please please..” you continued to whimper under his touch and grind on him.
without warning he held the fabric to the slide and slipped 2 fingers into your needy hole.
“such a needy fucking doll.” he pumped his fingers in and out, coating them in your arousal. “just imagine how good my cock will feel,” he takes his fingers out, “pumping in and out of you.” then pushes them back in.
breathless moans escaped your lips as you felt your insides clench around him. you arched your back and your hands struggled to find something to grab on.
he curled his fingers as he pumped them in out, making you jolt in response.
“dally-“ you were cut off by his thumb reaching to your clit, rubbing small circles.
“oh, dal..” you let your upper half rest ontop of the desk. dallas continued rubbing your clit and pumping his fingers in your pussy, you started to feel a build up in your core.
you moved your hips in contradiction with his fingers, making each thrust even deeper.
“dal ‘m gonna come, keep going please.”
you felt yourself twitch as the knot you felt in your core break and your pussy pulsated around dallas’ fingers.
your body fell up and down panting from the orgasm, dallas took his fingers out and pulled your hair so you were pressed up against him.
you turned your head slightly behind you to view his face, to your surprise, he put his fingers in his mouth. licking your cum off his fingertips.
“you taste so good, y’know that doll?”
you watched as his tongue glided across his digits, fingers glistened with saliva and your own arousal. it made your pussy crave for more.
he pushed you back down on the desk and lifted your ass up in one swift motion.
“ngh ! dal be more-“
the tip of his dick slid into you and he forced his whole cock inside.
“shit. you’re tight..”
you let out an unexpected moan as he started slowly thrusting in and out of you. his thick cock stretching your insides.
“oh yea.. dallas.. i love you”
you moaned nonsense as he fucked you senseless. he found a steady but quick rhythm to stick too.
dallas leaned down fully, his sweaty chest against your back, grinning ear to ear, “you what? couldn’t hear you baby.”, he whispered. he slid out and rubbed your clit with the tip of his precum covered cock.
you whimpered and tried to grind against him, but it wasn’t the same as feeling him fill you up.
he held your arms behind your back, “ah ah doll, tell me what you said. i wanna hear it.” you struggled to find friction against him.
“i said i love you dal. i love you so much, please put it in again. i need your thick cock in me.. please..”
with a delighted chuckle, dallas shoved his cock back into you, your eyes rolled back as he slammed into you harder than before.
with each thrust, you felt your core tighten again, you clenched your pussy feel him more.
dallas felt what you were doing, he reached under you and put a thumb on your clit, rubbing slowly.
the knot in your stomach was becoming hard to suppress, dallas’ unfiltered moans didnt help.
his thrusts started to get sloppy and staggered, his cock twitched inside of you everytime you clenched down.
“dally ‘m gonna come, come with me?”
he smacked your ass in response, making you arch your back even further.
“yes doll, ‘m gonna come now. let me fill that sweet little pussy up.”
with a few more struggled thrusts, you felt him shoot his warm load inside of you. you released your 2nd orgasm, sending euphoria up to your brain. he continued to sloppily thrust before pulling out slowly.
he watched as cum dripped from your pulsing hole, he dragged his fingers up and pushed all of the white substance back in.
“so pretty when your all sweaty and ruined by me. you agree baby?”
all you could do was tiredly nod and make an incomprehensible noise. your head lay on the desk, drool leaving your mouth. you couldnt think at all.
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you woke up in a tight warm blanket. you barely remembered the night before, but when you tried to move, you realized that there was no blanket.
it was dallas.
“dal?”
dallas grunted in response.
“you stayed?”
he shifted his position until you were able to look up at him.
“f’course i stayed.”
you stayed silent, looking at his shut eyes.
“so..are we…?”
dallas groggily opened his eyes to look at you.
“what do you think doll. you think i stay with just anyone until morning?”
he planted a kiss on your forehead, before drifting back to sleep.
you knew he wasnt good with words, but that kiss was just enough.
✰ ✰ ✰
#the outsiders#dally winston#female writers#dallas winston#dallas winston x reader#outsiders smut#dallas winston smut#wattpad
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public or private?
bf! bllk guys x reader, what type of relationship do they have with you?
reader x sae,rin,nagi,isagi,bachira,reo, kaiser
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•Itoshi Sae
sae is one of the guys that wouldn't mind public relationship BUT he doesn't want you to deal with all the news and public, i mean cmon he's basically famous and he doesn't want anyone harassing you. but he still wants people to know he's dating someone so there is once in a few months random picture from one of your dates, he doesn't show your face but its obvious there's someone with him.
•Itoshi Rin
rin doesn't see the point in having public relationship and posting everything, but once u mention to him u would like him to post you from time to time he doesn't bat an eye and posts you. the happy look on your face is worth all the comments and questions from his annoying teammates. from then he doesn't mind posting with you, even showing your face in these pictures.
•Nagi Seishiro
he really doesn't care if you make your relationship public, he even likes when you post pictures with him, but he rarely posts pics himself since its too much of a hassle. when he does tho he feels so proud of having you, everyone was telling him he wouldn't score a girlfriend while being so lazy but here you were, napping and gaming with him, so yes, he actually loves all the posts of you two together flexing his amazing girlfriend
•Isagi Yoichi
he LOVES posting you and he loves talking about you, he couldn't even handle having private relationship, this poor boy wouldn't be able to stay quiet about you for 1 day so yes, he posts you two, A LOT. he's basically posting every other day, commenting with how much he loves you. and you dont mind because you're doing the same.
•Bachira Meguru
he's just like isagi, he finds so much enjoyment in posting you and talking about you, he's so happy when he brings you out with him, sticking by your side the entire time, you're the first person who ever understood him and he doesn't waste time posting you EVERYWHERE at all times. he's just a loverboy.
•Mikage Reo
he would love posting you, but he has reputation and doesn't want many random people finding out, so he creates private account, letting in his friends and some people he's somewhat close to, and there he doesn't care what he posts. he loves to flex all the expensive things he's buying you, and to outsiders it may look like you're after his money, but he knows you're not, and thats one of the main reasons why he spoils you rotten with everything you could desire, and all he wants in return is your cuddles and kisses at night.
•Michael Kaiser
this guy is somewhat a mix, he doesn't mind posting you but doesn't do it that much, and even when he does, he tries to keep your face hidden for privacy reasons, he doesn't care that you're hardcore making out with his hand on your ass, main thing is that your face is hidden from all the crazy fans. when you're the one that posts and tag him he reposts it right away, commenting with "Meine Liebe<3"
bonus: he loves calling you german pet names and telling you romantic things in german:3
#blue lock#bllk#bllk x reader#bllk x y/n#bllk x you#blue lock x reader#blue lock x y/n#blue lock x you#bllk rin#bllk sae#bllk reo#bllk bachira#bllk nagi#bllk isagi#bllk kaiser#blue lock rin#blue lock bachira#blue lock isagi#blue lock sae#blue lock nagi#blue lock kaiser#blue lock reo
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damn i wanna be a pleasure dom to amy, zagan, morax and eligos. just spoiling them. they deserve it. if you’d like to write it with fem/ afab reader?
i love ur writing!! never stop!!
-> pleasure dom reader | whb
• characters :: amy ,, zagan ,, morax ,, eligos
• tw :: fem reader ,, afab reader ,, pegging ,, horn stimulating ,, handjobs & headjobs ,, semi-public touching ,, blindfold ,, praising
• an :: this was fun to write! :D tysm for requesting 🙏❤️
- amy
| • with amy, he cherishes it! coming home to your touch after a long day of fighting angels is all he could ask for
| • hes already slumped over the moment he opens the door, but when he sees you hes instantly recharged
| • your hands going through his hair and kisses against his face is enough to cheer him up
| • especially so when you give him a reward for his hard work for gehenna
| • one hand on his horn and the other holding his face close to yours, promises of a night full of pleasure
| • his skin bare for you to touch him wherever and however you wish, tying a blindfold around his eyes and letting him relax and enjoy whatever you give him
| • whether you start with kissing his scarred skin and leaving small bites ,, or go straight to fiddling with his sensitive nipples
| • he always aches for your touch, eager for whatever you give him in general, but he loves when you pay attention to his horns and cock
| • it doesnt have to be a whole lot either, you could just be stroking his hard cock and praising him for the moment, or rubbing his horns as your fingers are covered with white liquid
| • he'll take whatever you offer for him
- zagan
| • pleasure dom is something he enjoys being on the receiving end of, even if he may pass as one at times
| • though with how quiet and shy he is, the easier it is to mess with him
| • even if youre in public, its hard to hold back on pampering the devil
| • reaching up and giving his head a pat, 'innocently' rubbing his horns in the process, his face warming up as he casts his eyes to the side
| • or when he's working out, mid-squat you just walk up behind him and rub his ass. he's trying his best to maintain composure
| • if he has his shirt off, rubbing your hands against his toned muscles and pressing kisses there to reward him for his hard work
| • he can already feel himself start to harden in his tight pants, making pouts at you as you tease him through the day
| • though when you're in the privacy of his room you dont bother to hold back
| • enveloping him in your arms and giving him small praises as you talk about your day, subtly leading him towards his plush bed
| • he's already prepared for what you have planned, eager for your touch as his hands cradle your face, your legs straddling him in place
| • with zagan, its best to start slow, from kisses to his lips and trailing down his face to his neck
| • your hands slipping under his clothes and against his toned chest, slowing removing his clothing one by one until hes bare before you
| • taking his hardened cock in your hand and slightly jerking him off as you distract him with kisses once more
| • leaving bite marks over his tanned skin, petting his head and letting strands of hair slip through your fingers
| • zagan comes easily with your touch alone, softly whining for more, not aware that it wasnt going to be the last orgasm of the night
- morax
| • hes not used to such pleasure so forgive him for his actions ! he's more used to giving rather than receiving <3
| • but he does make the prettiest noises when you hold his hips down and suck him off
| • morax will struggle to hide the noises he makes ,, whines escaping his lips even with the bandages wrapped over his face
| • he will definitely be in for a night of enjoyment though ! every time he has a harsh day of work ,, devils to heal and having to listen to gamigin's nonsense
| • coming back to his room ,, being wrapped in your arms and led into a night of pleasure is more than he could ask for
| • its like that one meme ,, he's at work and the other healers (marbas n buer) are asking about the hickies on his nexk that show in between the bandages ,, "why does (y/n) call you babygirl?" - "we should stop talking" type of scenario
| • he loves your kisses though ! whether its on his face ,, over his wounds he acquired through the day ,, or over his nipples and trailing down his stomach towards his hips <33
| • he shivers at your touch ,, raising his hips almost involuntarily to get more
| • even hinting at sex during work gets him worked up ,, cheeks flushed and semi-hard already ,, daydreaming for most the day of what you'll do to him
- eligos
| • hes in love ! he loves when you praise him ,, giving him a pat on the head and kissing the spot afterwards ,, all while stroking his cock
| • hes laid in your lap ,, his back against your chest and your hand in his shorts ,, rubbing him slowly
| • or when you tease his horns ,, the bows on them adding stimulation as he whines
| • his tip is so leaky ,, just dripping with precum as you focus on his horns
| • its to the point theres a wet spot on his shorts ,, eyes looking up at you with need
| • omg ,, wrapping his soft legs around your waist as you peg him ,, holding his face close to yours as he moans
| • he is quite loud too ! letting you press kisses and soon bite marks to his skin ,, knowing they'll bruise into hickeys over night
| • or pinching his nipples when you can ,, his chest exposed from his clothes and often invoking you to just reach out and touch him
| • or when you give him a certain look that just tells him you have a night planned ahead ! he crumbles on the spot ,, so eager to know what you have planned ,, ready for the day to end and drag you away to bed
#whb#📼.whb#whb x reader#whb amy#amy x reader#amy#whb zagan#zagan x reader#zagan#whb morax#morax x reader#morax#whb eligos#eligos x reader#eligos
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Sex on Fire [j.m.]{kd15}
Teasing / Hair pulling
Cw: dbf!joel, Joel and his big dick, unspecified age gap, staring, sexual tension, pet names, oral sex (m receiving), 1 spank, no outbreak/pre-outbreak, teasing
Some leaves crunched beneath your boots, "I think my dad said dinner was at 6?"
Joel grumbles a confirmation, as you stand near the bed of your truck. He greets you in his yard, automatically coming to help you unload the few bundles of firewood you brought for the barbecue.
“Yeah darling, but it’s 2pm. I’m happy to have you but dont a pretty thing like you have plans on such a beautiful day?” You load up his waiting arms up with wood, taking every opportunity to stare at the definition of his chest.
He catches your smile, and watches eagerly as you fluster and turn away, “I thought you might need some help.”
He knows that you’re eyeing him and returned the favor watch your breasts bounce under shirt shamelessly. You dust your shirt off, and wipe your hands on your jeans, “I have to grab the pie and put it in the fridge, then I’ll come help you with the rest.”
“Firewood and a pie?” The words next to each other have their own shared innuendo, “You spoil little old me.”
You hide a smile, an not so subtle sway your hips back and forth as you carry the warm pie and set it on the kitchen counter, looking out over the sink and watching Joel bend to tip the wood into a less than neat pile.
You hear the all too familiar clank of your truck bed and you see Joel carrying the rest of the supplies to the backyard, and you know him well enough that he doesn’t want you to carry it and opted to bear it all himself.
He catches you staring at him this time, but rather than a witty rebuttal he smiles softly. Not wanting to disrupt the near bruising beat of your heart he can practically hear.
“I’m early,” you state looking around at the pristine yard surrounding you, “Got anything left for me to help with?”
He hums, thinking of all the ways he could utilize a pretty little girl like you. He wipes his hands together as he gazes at the pile of firewood you’ve stacked up. They weren’t just any old logs, either. You had gone out of your way to get the good kind.
His eyes trail over to you, raking over your body before meeting your gaze once more. “I could think of a few things, darlin’…”
You look at him, believing in earnest for the smallest moment he needs you to rake leaves or something. Once your gazes lock together it’s clear he means something more. Your breath catches in your throat, “Yeah?”
The slight rasp in his voice deepens as he moves closer, the gap between you becoming smaller. If he takes one more step, the two of you will practically be chest to chest.
“Well for starters, I could do with some company. A certain kind…”
He takes another step, his broad chest now brushing against yours. It almost feels as if the air in your lungs is escaping, your heart beating faster as he looks down at you with a smoldering gaze.
You glance around at the backyard it feels so familiar There’s no windows nearby, it’s completely fenced in and wondering if you’re about to finally about to give in to whatever has blossomed in your relationship, in the very backyard you practically grew up in.
He notices the way you look around, taking in the empty space of his backyard and the trees that surround the area. The privacy is one of the reasons he’s always had his backyard barbecues over the years.
He takes another step, eliminating what little remained of the space between you. He towers over you now, his body pressing against yours in a warm caress. “Don’t worry darlin’, no one’s gonna walk in on us…” His breath smells like whiskey, he’s gotten an early start.
With your bodies so close, he can practically feel the rapid beating of your heart. His lips are practically mere centimeters away from your ear, allowing his deep, rough breath to almost caress your flesh as he teases you with his fingers .
He brings a large palm up to one of your hips, his thumb tracing along the hem of your shirt. The gesture is gentle, the pad of his calloused thumb tracing in a maddening slow pace.
You swallow around the lump in your throat, turning into a puddle of need in front of his very eyes. “Tell me exactly what you want Joel.”
His lips practically brush against your own, warm breaths fanning over your mouth as he lets out a low, guttural growl. His breath is hot against your flesh, the smell of tobacco and heat rolling over you in a wave.
His hand on your hip tightens, his fingers digging into the flesh. “You, darlin’. I want you and I’m damn tired of denyin’ myself of you.”
You whimper partially at the deep longing desire that settles deep in my core, and also because his fingers dig into your skin deep enough to leave bruises, “It’s always been yours to take Joel.”
His fingers dig into you that much harder. He’s fighting himself so damn hard not to pin you against the door of his house and take you right then and there. It’s a fight he almost loses when those pretty little gasps and whimpers fall from your lips.
He leans in even closer. His teeth barely grazes over your ear as he speaks, his voice low and deep, almost a snarl in his want and aching need for you.
“Then get that pretty little mouth over here.”
He all but pounces on you, pulling you into his chest. A low growl rumbles deep in his chest, the kiss rough and greedy; almost as if he’s been dying for a taste of you. He captures your mouth with his own, dominating you, his tongue slipping into your mouth.
You whine low in your throat it’s a begging pleading sound, as he completely envelopes your body with his. Making you feel small and insignificant while he himself feels warm and welcoming.
Fingers dipping below the fabric of his pants and allowing yourself to feel how soft his skin is there.
He practically moans against your mouth. Your hands on him is driving him wild, every touch adding to the heat already coiling hotly in his abdomen. His arms come up to cage you in. The kiss rough and bruising, his tongue taking control of yours.
His hips snap forward with a low growl when your fingers sneak below the waistband of his jeans, his body craving more of your touch. His teeth catch your bottom lip, giving it a possessive nibble.
“Inside please Joel.” You plead with him, knowing it’s cold outside and also longing to see him completely naked.
He pulls away from the kiss with a hum, removing his hand and palming your ass before rewarding you with a single spank.
He practically herds you up the stairs, chasing you up the stairs and watching dutifully as your ass bounces in his face. Longing to leave more marks and spanks on you with each passing second.
You reach the foot of his bed, and wordlessly fall to your knees beside him. Youre face to face with the growing bulge in his jeans you lean forward nuzzling and nudging at the thick erection hidden beneath his clothes.
He lets out a sound that’s a mix between a groan and a growl, watching you drop to your knees in front of him. His eyes rake over your frame, a feeling of possessiveness over you swelling at the sight. A large palm comes down to rest on your shoulder, his thumb massaging the supple flesh as he gazes down at you.
“Good girl…”
You open your mouth, and he presses his thumb into the space stroking your tongue posessively. His command over you is addicting, intense even.
When he removes his thumb I press a simple hard kiss to where the tip appears to be in the jeans, once again slipping my fingers into his waistband and asking silently for permission to remove them.
He swallows harshly, his body trembling as he watches you tug on the waistband of his jeans. He can’t help the shiver that goes up his spine. He nods slightly, giving you permission to continue.
“Please…” he rasps out, his voice low and thick with need. You comply, tugging the fabric to sit around his knees. His cock shifts, coming just a bit closer to your face as the first layer is removed. You kiss the tip, finding his boxers already wet with precome and licking your lips to get a taste of the salty musk you will crave for eternity.
He sucks in a sharp breath, closing his eyes and letting his head fall back. Even the smallest amount of contact is driving him wild, his control slipping away little by little. His fingers flex in your hair, tangling the strands further in his grasp.
“Fuuuuck…” he growls, biting his bottom lip to keep from making another pitiful sound. His words spur you on, you wrap your lips just barely taking the tip into your mouth, still using the fabric to dull the sensation of your touch and to drive him even more insane.
He moans lowly, his free hand coming up to slam against edge of his bed frame, his legs nearly buckling with the pleasure. He can’t even form a single thought, let alone a coherent sentence.
“F-fuck… you’re doin’ me in d-darlin’…” He stutters out, his eyes raking over your face with an intense need. His fingers fist in your hair, his breathing a deep and labored sound.
You smile against his skin, feeling the possessive curl of Joel’s fingers and the throb of his cock in your mouth, you feel as if you would willingly take any pain or pleasure Joel feels you’ve earned.
#pedro pascal#joel miller x reader#joel miller smut#joel miller#hbo the last of us#the last of us hbo#pedro pascal character fic#pedro stories#pedro pascal fanfic#tlou fanfiction#dbf!joel miller#kinktober 2024#kinktober
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Why is your hair messed up?
imagine youre on the jet with aaron who is definitely not allowed to fly yet. Everyone else is asleep and he is trying to have some relief in the quiet but he just cant get there. "Sir, are you alright?" you ask him while rubbing his arm slowly. "No i- can you just keep doing that?", you cant tell if hes blushing but you continue regardless. Hes moved to let you touch him easier and as you continue petting him he makes the smallest groan, almost missing your ears. you smile to yourself and blush, moving your hand up higher to his shoulders. youre unsure if youre crossing a line but he hasnt nudged you or told you to stop, so you continue inching higher. your hand grazes his hair slowly at first seeing if he likes it, and move deeper into his cut when he doesnt move away. you clench your fist and lightly tug at a handful of his hair to release some tension in his scalp. his jaw comes undone as he sucks in a breath. you continue with a new fistful and he bites his lower lip, enjoying the feeling. he turns his body around and looks at you with the biggest doe eyes and lays his head on your shoulder. you can feel his breath on your neck as you continue pulling his hair. youre glad youre alone in the back of the jet with some privacy, because you dont want to stop the motions. his breath his slightly hitched as his migraine is subsiding and you feel his breath whisper "jesus... thank you y/n... thank you, dont stop". as he spoke his lips grazed your neck and you hummed. he noticed your noise and lifts his head back up to look at you in the eyes. you look at each other as your hair pulling continues, until you hear reid wake up down the aisle. you both pull away and go back to your original positions trying to look like there wasnt a heap of tension between you two. reid gets up to make some tea and notices immediately, "hotch, why is your hair all messed up?"
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should i write a full length??
#criminal minds imagine#aaron hotch fanfiction#aaron hotch imagine#aaron hotch x reader#aaron hotchner#hotch x you#aaron hotch x you#aaron hotchner smut#hotch x reader
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Hey so i'm contemplating moving.
If anybody lgbt+ in Massachusetts or the New England area (preferably close to MA, like Vermont or Maine) is looking for a roommate, hit me up.
I'll start job hunting in your area if we can work it out. My personal rent range is up to... let's say $1k a month (i'm paying off student loans and my car currently). i have a bachelor's degree in communications, and currently work /am certified as a city emergency dispatcher (so getting a job won't be hard), and i'll only actually move if i know i have a job waiting.
Only rules i have are that i want my own actual Room with privacy, the place i'm moving to needs to be (obviously) LGBT friendly, and no pets or, if there are pets, ones i don't need to help take care of. i'd just be moving in by myself, no pets, but i'm self sufficient and don't have any special needs requirements (i even have my own car!).
(oh and please no "i dont need a roommate but check out this apartment complex that i dont live in!!". i'm specifically looking to move in with people i can trust. if it's like. a trans friendly housing situation maybe, but i have apartment complexes where i live. i dont want to do that.)
(also it's usually implied but if you're at all annoying or try to be "jokey" i'm just gonna block you. i'm already having a bad day and desperately want to move)
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BOOM! IT'S FINISHED!!
after so long, it finally done and dusted and ready for public release :3c
LMK SIX EAR MACAQUE SHIMEJI VER 1.0!!
Just click on the big words and ya can download, ye :D
Contains 2 zipfiles: The normal version and less frames version
Read down below for explanations on that
if got any problems launching and stuff, dont be afraid to message me, i'll try to help ya out :>
but as seen in the quick lil poster i made there, it says extra animation + more more info about that underneath the read 👇
from the top,
EXTRA ANIMATION
Same like the SWK Shimeji, this one is has unique frames for each action of the Shimeji. best example is the walk, run, dash actions seen below
there are other actions that have unique frames like these, you are free to explore them :>
CUSTOM ACTION NAME
There are a few actions renamed in the shimeji code. Here is a guide for what they do:
Take Out Lantern = Mac takes out his lantern and admires it
Create Clone = Shimeji breeding 1
Visit Shadow = Shimeji breeding 2
disclaimer, I plan on making a full action guide list in the future so you can much easier reference what each action does :>, so stay tune when that happens
CUSTOM ACTION
Just like SWK, you may pet the Macaque!! >:3c give the lil bugger all the love he deserves~ (credit to Kilkakon for the original script)
as seen in this gif :3
Steps to do this action is as followed:
Make the shimeji sit down (any surface is okay, ie work floor/window top)
Move the cursor to the shimeji's head
Make sure it is a hand cursor and not an arrow cursor
Pet away!!
If you want to pick up the shimeji without prompting the pet action, just move the cursor lower until it turns into the arrow icon
NON-SYMMETRICAL SHIMEJI
One more thing that causes this to be my fav Shimeji so far. HE HAS NON-SYMMETRICAL FRAMES. Meaning his black sleeve stay on his left, while yellow stay on his right.
To do this, Mackie needed much more frames compared to SWK, which might cause him to lag on some devices. Hence why I prepared 2 versions of Mackie here. One with symmetry and one with none
PLEASE DOWNLOAD THE LESS FRAME VERSION TO NOT FRY YOUR PC'S!!
UPDATES WILL HAPPEN!!
just like SWK, this is version 1.0
updates will happen and I am at work working on the next csutom action. But it will not come out anytime soon since it requires me to draw a bunch of more frames again hhhh
BUT DO STAY TUNED >:3
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but for now that will be all for ver. 1.0
many thanks to anyone interested in this project and of course
BIGGEST THANKS TO THOSE THAT HELPED BETA TEST THEM
for privacy reason they shall stay anonymous but
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PLUS EVEN MORE HEARTS!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
#monkiekid#lego#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#six eared macaque#6 eared macaque#lmk macaque#shimeji#monkie kid macaque#lego macaque#liu er mihou
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am i the asshole for not wanting to move in with my gf?
my (f) gf and i have been together for a long ass time, and its actually our seventh anniversary recently. i feel so lucky that i have her, i worship everything about her and i cant imagine living with anyone but her; but theres one thing that makes me hesitant to move in and thats her fucking alexa.
ive tried, oh i have tried to get rid of that heinous monster so many times. i also talked with her a lot about it, how it invades our privacy and how its eavesdropping constantly and how it cant be trusted at all, but she gets very defensive about it and acts like its her pet, much to my chagrin. i dont view it as a being, i see it as a spy, but to her this is equivalent of me saying "kill ur pet for me".
she has tried to ask me to move in with her, and i have deflected the talk, or joked with her that its either me or alexa, and she jokingly responds that shed rather keep the alexa. i dont mind the jokes really, but im starting to dread that we might fall apart bc im not willing to compromise with her unique situation.
so, aita? i truly dont know anymore
What are these acronyms?
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I've watched spn and no I don't think wincest is inherent to the show??? Like maybe u don't have siblings that act the way they do, which is fair- most don't. And ofc they're codependent and toxic or whatever, but it's still very much brotherly love. Or if anything, Dean practically raised Sam. Wouldn't you do anything for the child u raised?
Your entire argument relies on some nonexistent line of familial behaviour that *you* think devolves into an incestuous one. I think you're the one not understanding what you just saw. Maybe read up on family dynamics and reevaluate your thoughts on wincest. I don't want this to become a lengthy discussion on boundaries.
I also do feel the need to point out that most of the people that ship wincest are def talking about a romantic relationship which is just incorrect as per the writers, actors and literally everyone else saying its not romantic. But ppl are allowed to be crazy about fictional characters so I don't really have anything much to say on that.
Personally, heres what I think is happening *IN CANON* i.e, this is what i think is going through their heads and hearts during their actions onscreen:
Dean and Sam are codependant to the point that they dont have a sense of self outside of their relationship and role of the other brother. Most of the emotional support/intimacy/nurturing/trust/etc that adults typically get from romantic or sexual partners is gotten via their brother. They struggle to create bonds with other people that are beyond friend or casual sexual partners. Deans connection to Castiel is a rare exception. They fill very similar roles in their day to day life as husbands or wives do in normal peoples lives. Due to their lifes, privacy is near impossible and its so rare that its almost seen as a breach of trust to keep anything at all a secret(i.e, having interests, posessions, relationships, etc that the brother is unaware of is shoking and both have gotten angry about the other having anything in their lives that they are unaware of)
So basically, a large amount of what constitutes their relationship are things typically attributed to sexual or romantic partners.
This is what is often referred to as the canonical wincest or weirdcest.
Do i think they had sex canonically? Hell no.
Do i think they ever talked about their relationship canonically? Hell no.
Do i think they knew that their relationship skewed way closer to the kind of dynamic usually seen in couples? Yes.
In fact i think that most of the back and forth of their dynamic (pushing the other one away only to yank him back in, one season they think they need to split up. The next season they are saying thwyll never leave each other) is just them becoming aware that they are basically acting emotionally the way most romantic partners do, freaking out, trying to distance themselves only to realize they are all they have. They cant reach this level of intimacy with someone else.
I dont think they ever did more than hug. But emotionally they filulfill the same needs normally found in a commited sexual and romantic relationship.
Perhaps as someone who is asexual and aromantic whose had relationships that were long term committed relationships where we cohabited and raised pets and children together all while being very reliant on each other for emotional support and intimacy and validation without any sex or romance involver, I am able to look at these two brothers and easily see that they are basically in a queer platonic partnership.
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Heimdall x reader SMUT Headcanons🔞
-Even though it’s clear that no one in the 9 realms likes him, I doubt Heimdall is a virgin.
-He has a fair amount of experience, and a lower sex drive compared to the rest of his family.
-He doesn’t pleasure himself ever as he views it as below him and would rather take his sexual frustrations out on a willing Aesir. Usually the Aesir is just trying to get into his pants to climb up the Aesir’s social ladder and he knows this.
-I can see him obsessing over 1 woman, depending on her heritage, is how he treats her.
-If you’re an Aesir either a lesser or an Aesir god doesn’t matter; he would treat you a lil coldly and would only sleep with you and immediately leave for the walls again.
-If you’re not an Aesir; then he would treat you sadistically, regularly humiliating you and trying to break you down entirely.
-Ironically being the god that can hear and see all, he values his privacy. Whatever relationship he has with you, it’ll be kept behind closed doors.
-You won’t be close to his family, I doubt his family would even know the sound of your voice.
-He would have his own place, away from prying eyes and his annoying brothers.
-His kinks and fetishes lean on the sadistic side but his treatment of you in bed, very much depends on your heritage.
-Non-Aesir: he loves to control your orgasms, he can overstimulate or edge you for hours~
-He forces you to drink his spit then facefuck you till you choke and cry.
-Tell him how big his cock is, try to fight against him and he’ll put you back into your place.
-He’ll easily dodge your attacks against him and he’ll pin you onto your bed. The more you fight, the more excited he gets.
-Dont be surprised if he wants to brand you in some way… :(. (Anyone remember Durlin?)
-You would be kept in a secret location, where only he knows and you rely on him for survival.
-Want food? Say his name and suck on his cock and he’ll give you some leftovers from the mess hall (what an asshole).
-if you’re good, you’ll have a pet to keep you company while hes gone.
-Aesir: He would be more gentle with you, he’s still an asshole tho
-you won’t have hickies on any body part that’s visible, he thinks its trashy.
-you will have full control over his house as its a “woman’s job” while hes out patrolling the walls and bullying kids
-its like living by yourself then your not-actually-husband-but-yall-practically-married visits 3x a month to take his sexual frustrations out on you
-he loves flaunting his powers over you, loving knowing exactly where to touch you to make you a mess
-i can see him taking you over the counter while you were making dinner
-He always attacks you when your mind is at the most busiest! When you finally really get into your chores around the house and totally stop thinking about Heimdall, suddenly theres two cold thick fingers between your folds.
#taos writing#heimdall#heimdal god of war#god of war ragnarok#god of war headcanons#god of war#gow hc#gow headcanons#gow#gowr#gow ragnarok#gow heimdall#gowr heimdall
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Writing thrupples with a 'hinge', from someone who falls asleep in the middle every night.
A hinge thrupple is where two people are dating the same person, but not one another. So, not a triangle.
I don't know any thrupples with a childish Jacob-Edward rivalry over the 3rd person (annoying, overplayed)
I don't know any always lovey-dovey thrupples where the two suitors don't do anything outside constantly showering their 3rd with affection (honestly a bit creepy to me)
I'm bi/pan and nonbinary/fluid. My partners are a big burly cis dude and a tall snarky androgynous lesbian, they're not at all attracted to one another. Sexuality/gender plays a big part in dynamics and what I'm called (one calls me Wife and the other calls me Boyfriend).
Many poly peeps set out with intention to have multiple partners, my situation happened accidentally with some help from my autism. Basically I fell in love with two people like the movies but instead of drama I had an honest conversation and they both agreed to try it out. 🤷
I call both my partners 'babe' which in hindsight maybe I should've used 'hun' for one of them, but it's also so cute when I say babe and have two people turn to me. ❤️ They do have some unique, less appropriate pet names tho.
So so so much communication is needed to make sure you're on the same page as your partners. Google calendar helps, as do chore charts. I have 2 date nights a week, one for each partner. Holiday plans are discussed months ahead of time.
Relationships develop at different speeds! One partner may be ready for a milestone a month in, a different partner may be ready for the same milestone in 4 years.
So many perks! Splitting bills, splitting chores, coordinating when emergencies happen, and VOTING! With 3, the discourse for deciding anything from what to eat to what color to paint a room is SO much quicker.
I think the biggest difficulty was getting over my fear that I was doing something wrong, that I was selfishly drawing 2 people into something that would end in heartbreak. I was also afraid my partners wouldn't get along. 😵💫
Minor difficulties include deciding who to take for events that are +1 only, remembering who we've come out to, and getting crushed in the middle of the night when both partners roll towards the center of the bed where I sleep. 🪦
I can only be legally married to 1 partner where I live, but my other partner hates the idea of doing joint taxes so 😂 when we have a wedding one day, we're going to get legal permissions to, say, visit me in the hospital when I'm dying and call it good.
Yes, I can have another wedding and it will be just as beautiful and symbolic as the one that included legal paperwork.
Only two people can be on a marriage certificate, but three people can be on a mortgage! We've jointly owned a house for almost a year and a half and it's been so much work but so nice to have our privacy.
My partners get jealous of one another, that's normal. They know to communicate that feeling with me so I can give them some 1 on 1 time or special attention.
If me and one of my partners are struggling in our relationship, I DONT vent to my other partner and just give a basic 'I'm working through something with X right now'. I know too many polycules that have become a drama mosh-pit. 😓
My partners can be friends, or lovers, or simple acquaintances but THEY decide that and I don't push them to do anything except communicate when needed. My partners are introverts and it's taken years for them to build up their platonic relationship lol
Yes, I do occasionally get double-teamed in sexy ways (less than you'd think). 90% of the double-teaming I get is both of them calling me short or agreeing that I'm cute when I'm angy about trivial things, though. 😾
My partners now consider each other metamores, friends, and team-mates. My lesbian partner calls my male partner their 'husband in-law' sometimes, particularly when they want something from him.
Sometimes my partners bicker and I think it's cute bc it means they've become very comfortable with each other. If they have an actual issue I just encourage them to talk about it/I don't try to fix it for them.
We generally live a comfy, laid-back life and do all the mundane things you'd expect of mid-twenties to early-thirties folk- raising two dogs, fixing the sink, caving and ordering taco bell, forgetting to make that appointment, griping about the economy, bringing home plants, watching birds fight over the bird feeder, and sleeping in on the weekends. We just do it with 3. ☘️
Extra note: Polygamy is a term used in religious and male-centric plural partner situations. We use polyamory, polyfidelity, harem (jokingly), and thrupple to describe ourselves. Maybe some use polygamy and like it, but where we live (Utah) the term is generally reserved for fundentalist mormons.
There's probably a lot more to say, so maybe this is just a part 1. Feel free to ask me questions or comment with your own hinge experience (or tell me about your thrupple ocs)!
#writers on tumblr#writing inspiration#writing tips#writing help#queer writers#polyamory#my ot3#thrupple#ot3#polyfidelity#actually polyamorous#irl ot3#real thrupple#might delete later#ot3 prompts
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HI THERE!! WELCOME!!
my sky (she/her) and im an ⭐️SFW⭐️ regressor!!!
ミ★ about me:
-i wont be sharing my big age publicly for privacy reasons, but i am a minor!! my little age can range anywhere from 1-4!! I'm exploring and figuring out if i pet regress or not!!
-i regress as a coping mechanism, to heal my inner child, and as a trauma response. i regress both voluntarily and involuntarily (involuntarily is more common for me though)
-i dont have much littlegear (pacis, sippys, onsies, toys) since i still live with my parents and its really hard to buy things without them knowing.
-when im little, i like to cuddle with my stuffies, watch cartoons, color, do puzzles, and sleep!! i'm pretty calm for the most part hehe
-some of my interests include: bluey, monster high, disney, carebears, frogs, puppies, the forest and the ocean!!
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‼️ DNI: NSFW k!nk (@gepl4y, ddlg, etc.), anti-agere, proana, racist, homophobic, or just an overall hateful or negative person!! i only want positivity and love here. thanks :) ‼️
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okay here’s my elaboration since i’ve been asked. bc i love writing Interpersonal Drama and about complicated bad guys. please note that they are complicated messy bad guys and im not aiming to woobify anyone (i dont think im successful in not woobifying but literally whatever). these dudes suck. they are really interesting also :3c
cws: mentions of child death, pregnancy, miscarriage mentions that would only make sense in a post-nuclear apocalyptic wasteland. also relationship with a massive problematic power imbalance--not romanticized, but explored. like i said, these are bad people so its no surprise really. disclaimer: im a transmasc pls dont be weird about me writing trans men being birthgivers and parents.
some backstory: - caesar is gay. he doesn't really fully recognize it. - he had a wife who he loved a lot, but was not sexually attracted to. they had sex anyways because obviously he's so in the closet its not even funny + he felt he needed heirs. she was a really special woman in his life and one of few he's ever actually respected - caesar and his wife had 1 daughter and were never able to get pregnant again. the daughter's name is julia, she's like 30 - following his wife's death, he was only with joshua for a time before realizing he might want to have more heirs
so: caesar saw an opportunity to have both a male partner and get his heirs. he "chose" vulpes for this role, and because vulpes is a miserable brainwashed zealot, he agreed. all of his children were born as secretly as he could manage in order to preserve vulpes' privacy about his AGAB/status as a trans man.
this also unfortunately meant that a lot of their children didn't spend a lot of time with vulpes, instead being raised by vulpes' sister, alba (who many suspect to be the parent of the many kids, but she is Not). some were miscarriages, others were cases of failure to thrive. here's a little timeline of the children's birth dates; a * indicates that they are still alive.
2268: julius born*
2270: gaius born*
2271: aggripina born*
2272: calpurnia born, died
2274: fulvia born
2275: fulvia died
2278: livia druscilla* born, augustus born, died
2279: caesarion born
2281: caesarion died; cato born*
i waffle on whether cato is caesar's or a vulpes/arcade offspring lol. i only really like vulcade under my Extremely Specific AU Circumstances. the Circumstances being arcade is captured by the legion, and tired of being caesar's little pet guy, commiserates with vulpes and they're like
i digress. vulpes was very Into being caesar's secret husband or whatever at first (which joshua REALLY didn't like). by 2281 vulpes is still of course a zealot who's devoted to caesar (the title itself and the legion's dogma), but after as much as he's been through he's teetering on the edge of disillusionment on a personal level. he has a lot of hidden rage inside him, and he's very protective of julius (who, despite being the oldest son, isn't caesar's preferred heir-- gaius is.) i like to imagine him: A) leaving the legion outright with julius and settling down somewhere so his poor son can have a normal ass life B) having a certified brutus moment and staging a coup so julius can be the new caesar. he gets lanius out of the picture bc he just fuckin hates the guy.
i also have a stupid ass fun little modern au where caesar is a shithead senator whos secretly gay and really into roman LARP + vulpes is his miserable stay at home partner who raises the kids and drives a massive SUV and is ready to smother him in his sleep at any moment but doesn't because he doesn't wanna go to jail. also gaius has a like 5k computer setup to play fortnite all he wants. vulpes is having an affair with someone he likes much better. lmao
#delete later maybe? idk.#misc: personal text#rambles of a madman.#they hate me for my toxic yaoi#vulpes being a dad au
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There's this guy at work who works 2nds on Sundays and Tuesdays and since I work 3rds those two days I always come in to take over and there have been a few times I was making coffee at work (it's across from the door to the bathroom facing towards the coffee maker, puts my back to the bathroom door when i make coffee) and he has went into the bathroom to pee without closing the door just left that shit wide open and i always found this weird and than I realized it's probably because he's a cisgendered man and stands to pee and most men when they are in public and have to pee they will stand at a urinal and pee (which is like no privacy at all if you've ever been inside a public male bathroom with urinals in the USA which is where I live. You're lucky if 50% of the places you go to will have some sort of wall barrier between the urinals to give some sense of privacy) and me as a transgender man who was born female and has female reproductive organs I have spent all of my life having to go into a stall and sit to pee and having some form of privacy whereas cisgendered Men don't, they are so comfortable just peeing infront of anyone and that shit blows my mind. I will literally walk into the males restroom and if I see a man at a urinal I will automatically look away even if his back is to me and he's up close to the urinal there is still a chance I could accidentally see his penis and I dont want that lol. Also from my understanding there's an 'unspoken rule' that when a man pees at the urinal if another man comes in he has to stand at a urinal that is at least one urinal away from the other guy peeing. So like guy 1 pees at urinal 1, guy 2 leaves urinal 2 empty and goes and pees at urinal 3 (thats if there is more than 2 urinals). Also pet peeve of mine is that these men that I come into work to relieve always leave the toilet seat up (probably because they have no idea I'm trans and think I have a penis and stand to pee) like brother please put the god damn seat down (where i work there are 4 cis men workers, 1 trans man worker and 2 women workers) it's basic respect since all of us no matter what we got between our legs have to sit when we shit.
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